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142 headlines found matching 'seat'
Mon December 05, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How is Seattle's experiment with a $15 minimum wage going? Actually pretty well ..thank you very much
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Sun December 04, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You know who else doesn't like their SNL impersonation?
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Pac-12 Championship Game is so unpopular, passengers on random SEA-SJC flight are given freebie tickets in hopes of filling Santa Clara stadium. "Before you ask, sorry, I already gave mine away"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
This grandma wanted to make sure everybody ate a lot of food on Thanksgiving
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that this Fark headline was totally cool: "For the first time since 1999, there are no Alaskans playing in the NBA"
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Thu December 01, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle home prices have risen 12% since last year, because it's not a bubble if you can't pop the damn thing
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(Crosscut)
 
 
 
Will Seattle's heroin and crack experiments get shot up by President Trump?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1955, a lady refuses to give up her seat in a bus and the whole country notices
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
PEI police to impose stricter punishment on drunk drivers by subjecting them to endless Nickelback while detained
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
First he makes you wait 5-7 seconds at a stop sign, then he flips you the bird when you honk at him. Good thing you have that .45 under the seat of the Audi you stole, isn't it, son? With mugshot of the year contender
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Sun November 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the New York Giants keep the Cleveland Browns winless, can the Chargers zap the Texans, will the Patriots destroy the Jets and what will Seattle do against Tampa Bay? It's your Sunday afternoon football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS & FOX
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man busted with $330,000 worth of weed wrapped like Christmas presents. Man that would have been a heck of a Christmas party
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Sat November 26, 2016
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle to stop using convicts to clear homeless camps. In related news Seattle has been using convicts to clear homeless camps
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Until Sean Hannity comes clean concerning his status as Trump's number one water carrier, we shouldn't listen to Sean Hannity. Oh, I'm sorry Sean, is your brown-nose hurt?
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Tue November 22, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex in a McDonald's parking lot as 6-year-old watched. Don't they know that's what Burger King bathrooms are for?
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bull in a 'gina shop, Pope plans to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions, and the inventor of RAM dies at 1100010: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/13 - 11/19
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pope names seventeen new Cardinals, hopes to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
President-Elect Trump demands apology from "Hamilton" cast for their diversity speech to VP-Elect Pence after show because Trump called "Time-Out"
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that this Fark headline leaves them in stitches: "Robert Griffin III on pace to return to Injured Reserve this season"
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times laughs at Fark's headline about 6-11 Gorjak Gak's eligibility to play basketball at Florida: "Apparently it took a while for his high-school transcripts to get here from the Klingon home world"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
United Airlines to start charging for overhead bin use - flight attendant side-eye and secret farting still free
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats have one final shot to flip a Senate seat, and that shot is a cattle farmer in Louisiana
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Having ridden the coattails of Favre and Rodgers to 1 Superb Owl & a couple division titles, Packers HC Mike McCarthy states he's a successful NFL coach
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Gronk didn't play through Sunday's loss to Seattle with a concussion. He played through the game with a punctured lung
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Child Brides: The long, nauseating American history of older men marrying young girls." Hm, I wonder if Slate had someone specific in mind for this article. I wonder
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Welcome to Trumpistan. Five people shot near Seattle protest
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Wed November 09, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
How bad a night was it for the Democrats? They couldn't even run a successful racist campaign for a congressional seat in Utah
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says that dangerous driving runs in families. Which means we should immediately revoke the driver's licenses of the children of Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson and Billy Joel
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man parked at a Save-A-Lot arrested for Jerk-A-Lot
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Last nights refs officiated like they had their retirements riding on a Seattle win
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Drag queens perform 'Seniors in Heat' show to benefit Seattle charity. Deslidified, because things are already slippery enough when you mix heels and Geritol
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If only there were a saying to cover this situation
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Sun November 06, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle passes a "Gun Violence Tax" on guns and ammo. Gun shops move to the suburbs and people stop buying guns and ammo in the city, so Seattle loses the normal sales tax also. And it refuses to release how much it has taken in
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
How's your fantasy football team doing? Need some helpful advice? Well come over here and have a seat...we're from Fark and we're here to help. Trust us. Ask away
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Fri November 04, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking. However it is unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking while your car is still in traffic and your children are still in the back seat
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Your kid throws up and some of it gets on a £900 Louis Vuitton handbag which is now ingrained with the smell. The handbag's owner demands that you pay for it. What to do, oh what to do?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Mother of newborn receives a $7,341 hospital bill for "delivery room services." In related news, the backseat of your car is a delivery room
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that Fark went deep for this headline: "Raiders win game despite committing a league-record number of penalties. Seahawks: 'You can do that?' "
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
David Duke finally gets his opportunity to participate in a debate for Louisiana's Senate seat, promptly proves how unqualified he is for it
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bill Murray keeps on being awesome after giving World Series ticket to random Cubs fan. Not just any seat, the seat next to him
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(NBA)
 
 
 
After 18 seasons with Milwaukee, Seattle, the Celtics and the Heat, former All-Star Ray Allen, the top 3-point shooter in NBA history, announces his retirement
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Tue November 01, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What is it about people named Burr wanting to shoot our great leaders?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Seattle worries that if other states start legalizing marijuana they'll stop being so totally cool
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Richard Shermans other Seahawks and their fans in questioning why the NFL refs hate Seattle. Refs set to respond that they don't hate Seattle, but love NOLA
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark hits a home run with this headline: "Regardless of who wins the World Series, hell will freeze over"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders win game despite committing a league record number of penalties. Seattle Seahawks: "You can do that?"
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Sun October 30, 2016
(ABC 10 UP)
 
 
 
I know I'm a Republican, but you should vote for me because my opponent may be a Democrat now, but next year he's going to switch to the Republican Party
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Fri October 28, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cool: U.S. scientists find rare bacteria only ever previously found in southeast Asian wastewater. Gross: on a bus seat in San Francisco
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Thu October 27, 2016
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
News: Clarence Thomas gives an speech. Not News: about the public's declining trust in our civic institutions like the Supreme Court Fark: at a Gala dinner thrown by an ultra-right wing think tank in his honor
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I traveled with our 3-month-old to visit his family; we went to lunch and my baby was hungry so I discreetly began to nurse. My mother-in-law freaked out and threw a car seat canopy over me. Isn't that an overreaction?"
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Cleveland fan gave up his seat on his flight from LAX so that Kenny Lofton could make it to the stadium to throw out the first pitch. Lessons learned? Indians fans are the best, and Lofton should have someone else book his travel arrangements
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Tue October 25, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle says it's not right that NFL games can end in a tie; that they want it marked as a win
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Sat October 22, 2016
(LAist)
 
 
 
Middle-seater on airline flight teaches fellow passenger all about armrest etiquette
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle now has more construction cranes than any other US city - including more than New York City and San Francisco, combined
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Baby boomers are falling out of love with sports cars, as their age and bloated self-regard make it difficult for them to squeeze into those tight front seats
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that Fark goes all the way with this headline: "Big 12 decides to be the Big 10 for a little while longer"
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Wed October 19, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The best Seattle homes for the millennial buyer. Unlikely substitutes for missing Delusional tag
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Barron's)
 
 
 
After 12 months, Chipotle's customers continue to be disguised as empty seats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having a celebrity gathering? Just a reminder - Don't seat Phil Collins and Paul McCartney at the same table
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ryanair discovers yet another passenger fee it previously missed
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What are some cool things about your town? Difficulty: It has to be where you actually live. You can't claim Seattle and live in Bellevue. LGN
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Airplane windows aren't always aligned with passenger seats, and here is why
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Sun October 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
American voters are increasingly like a six-year-old in the back seat of the family car: "Are we there yet? Is it over yet?"
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Fri October 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle has decided that it's better to be blown up from the ground, rather than the air
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Wed October 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Soon you may not have to share your cramped airline seat with someone's "emotional-support" monkey or warthog. Hopefully this will soon extend to toddlers
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Tue October 11, 2016
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
You're doing it wro... no, wait... that's actually right. Thanks, mate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airbus upset with Poland for backing out of helicopter purchase, presumably due to lack of ejection seats
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
GM is now putting geotargeted ads in its cars
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Fri October 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Black architect humiliated when Seattle bank refuses to believe her paycheck is real
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Scary clowns forget that Maine is the home of Pennywise and that Maine has dealt with this shiat before
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Final MLB attendance figures are released. Tampa Bay Rays finish last with more than 2,000,000 fans disguised as empty seats
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Thu September 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Perhaps a more suitable campaign slogan for Trump would be "Seriously, ladies, you could lose a few pounds"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Hey cabbie, just take me far away from where that Arby's just got robbed, and if you can avoid police, there's a big tip in it for you
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Audi recalls 20,000 SUVs because seats shouldn't move in a crash
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that Fark scores a touchdown with this headline: "Browns on pace to use 16 different starting quarterbacks in 2016"
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's the science behind The Wave : "The wave usually rolls in a clockwise direction and typically moves at a speed of about 20 seats per second and has a width of between 19 to 39 feet. It is generated by no more than a few dozen people"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Rams and Seattle Seahawks fans set aside differences to rescue fan from overturned portable toilet
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Design-wise, the Panthermobile is unusual even for the bizarre standards of the 1960s. It is an astounding 23 feet long and is powered by a massive seven-liter engine. The driver must wear a helmet as the seat is located outside the vehicle" (pics)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton trolls Trump by giving Mark Cuban a front row seat at the debate; Trump escalates matters to "undiagnosed personality disorder" level by giving a front row seat to Gennifer Flowers
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"In terms of horrible seat companions on a flight, this rates between a drunk couple fighting and someone who has shiat their pants. But creepier"
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Don't try to make a 3-year-old smoke marijuana. If you do, at least don't put it on video. If you put it on video, at least don't post it on Facebook. Oh, too late
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Emirates airlines learns to NEVER seat a lawyer next to an obese passenger
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
John Rocker is at it again. Wait, did I say John Rocker? I meant Seattle Mariners backup catcher Steve Clevenger
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Thu September 22, 2016
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Federal Judge finds that words actually mean something, even in contracts, and rules that since the St. Louis Rams made season ticket holders buy "personal seat licenses", the LA Rams owe them either tickets in the new stadium or a refund of their PSL
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Is it time to leave Seattle? Absolutely yes: the weather is horrible, the traffic is worse, the people are icy, and you would be much happier in California, I guarantee
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Police arrest man pretending to be cop, demanding women provide ID, get into his vehicle. Never mind rolls of plastic painter's drop cloth, shoe guards, clear plastic poncho in back seat
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Tue September 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering, here's what it's like to sit in a $21,000 first class airplane seat
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Good news on the F-35 fighter program front, they fixed that little problem of pilots breaking their necks in the bang seat, just hundreds of more problems to go
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Mother calls police on 3-year-old daughter after she continually unbuckles her seat belt. "She's gonna remember it"
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Seattle's growing homeless problem affecting tourism industry. Nobody wants to see a 'WILL BARISTA 4 FOOD' sign en route to the Space Needle
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that Bayer has acquired Monsanto...let's hail our new evildoer overlords. Remember when a division of Bayer let ethics take a back seat to profits as they knowingly spent years dumping HIV/AIDS-tainted plasma to overseas markets? Me neither
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Fri September 16, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not just the dreaded middle seat to be wary of on a flight. Here's a list of spots on the plane where you're almost guaranteed to have a terrible time
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Hey lady, if you are going to drive a stolen car at 3:30 am, make sure you are not drunk. Hey cops, while you are gathering info about the stolen car, make sure the handcuffed lady is not able to escape from your patrol car
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gasoline pumps contain more than 11,000 times more bacteria than the common household toilet seat. Happy motoring
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Homeless man asks cool bro, Paris Hilton, for $100 for "pizza and sex." Being a cool bro, she gives him $100. Cool, bro
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: 93 room hotel with 350 seat auditorium, daycare, restaurant, coffee shop, sports club, and health spa/fitness center finds new way to avoid taxes. Fark: By declaring themselves a church
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time General Petraeus fainted during a Congressional hearing? That Hillary, though -- deathbed for sure
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do toilet seat covers provide any real protection?
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Here are the NFL Coaches on the hot seat. The season hasn't even started. And we wonder why most coaches are 40 pounds overweight and look like they haven't slept since college
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton likes her gravy train and will hold onto it regardless of the election
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't need much advice from us in the cheap seats about policy and other debating tactics. He is obviously a master
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Thu September 08, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks: We'll see Colin Kaepernick's National Anthem protest and raise it the entire team
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Train lines in Britain ranked by the violence and anti-social behavor of passengers. If you want to enjoy the largest number of drunks, fights, people puking, setting off alarms and using the seats as a toilet, take the Northern Line
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Sat September 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Romo tells player who injured him "See you in the playoffs." Also asks how much a post-season ticket in Seattle tends to go for
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Fri September 02, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Banks in Australia narrowly avoid regulations and government investigation into corruption after several mp's decide to go home early
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Man gets testicle stuck in a chair. This is not a repeat from 2006
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters to get a new title for home release in hopes that you'll think it's another movie. A better movie
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Seattle's Chris Iannetta angrily storms off to the dugout thinking he struck out, only to be informed he actually walked. You gotta believe in yourself
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The Seattle ferry system is having a big problem with people walking off the ferry and forgetting to take their bikes or sometime even their cars; which is not only weird, but requires them to call out the Coast Guard to make sure you didn't fall off
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
New poll shows Trump is less popular than Public Restrooms, Middle Seats on Airplanes, People Who Leave Voicemails, Hillary Clinton and even Duke. But he tied with Personal Injury Lawyers and beat Bubonic Plague, so that's nice
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
You might want to put down that coffee and sit down for this: over 2,000 Seattle Police dash cam videos have been deleted due to a "glitch"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
In late August, Seattle Mariners fans are used to kissing the season goodbye, not each other at the game. Fark: And they were threatened with ejection from the game. Total Fark: On Pride night
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Need something to do with your extra $212,000? Meet Aston Martin's 600-hp V12 grand touring car. Big and fast never felt so comfortable
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump knows who's to blame for Huma leaving Weiner
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Fri August 26, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Cop stops black guy for traffic violation, said guy's daughter cries and is scared the cop will hurt her dad. But then...
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Thu August 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I lost. The ni**er won': Alabama GOP mayor gets racist on Facebook after losing to black candidate
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Raiders apply for "Las Vegas Raiders" trademark. Also, San Antonio Raiders, Portland Raiders, Fresno Raiders, and Sacramento Raiders. Good to cover all your bases
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
North Carolina Republicans admit they're bracing for a "tsunami of voter anger" and will probably lose seats to Democrats
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Jane Sanders unseated in Our [Jeff Weaver's] Revolution the same day it launches
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
41-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio and his 24-year-old model girlfriend were in a car crash where neither was hurt. Fortunately, he was wearing his seat belt and she was strapped into her car seat
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The Paris Review)
 
 
 
Have a seat right over there. The cultural significance of chairs
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
A ridiculous looking head hammock is blowing past its Kickstarter goals. Somewhere, a SkyMall executive is weeping and wondering how they possibly went bankrupt
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's back - ESPN's Eliminator Challenge is here. Come for the FARK Eliminator Gredunza and stay for the FXC
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Mark Kirk (R-eally loud dogwhistle) says Obama is acting like the 'drug dealer in chief'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Torrential rainstorm during closing ceremony causes the Olympics to end like they began - with a half empty stadium and swathes of unsold seats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kanye West asks Mike Tyson to move out of his seat at the Connor McGregor fight... Alas, things did not turn out the way we all would hope.... Tag will always be for the singer
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Sat August 20, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump Organization removes public seating area in front of Trump Tower. Judge immediately issues bench warrant
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Mysterious new Amazon project in Seattle rumored to be "grocery store"
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Thu August 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to get 1,000,000 frequent flyer miles? Have your baby in-flight
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Staff of the London Underground practiced for their new night service by tossing soup everywhere: "Without any vomiting drunk people, the staff threw open cans of vegetable soup over the carriage seats. The consistency was similar to the real stuff"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
German sprint cyclist loses bike seat during race, wins gold anyway - credits her extensive training regimen
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Mon August 15, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Prithee, good sir knight or maiden fair, that for a paltry sum of the King's ducats, thou too mayest own thine own castle in the suburbs of . . . Seattle?
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC's House Majority Leader who was virtually unopposed for re-election, is resigning his seat effective tomorrow to "spend more time with my family and pursue other opportunities." Place your bets to the right: dead girl- 5:1, Live boy-even money
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's supporters overplayed their tiny hands in their attempt to unseat Paul Ryan
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Sun August 14, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy escapes from kidnapper's SUV using bravery, guile and his trusty Gizmo Watch
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Fri August 12, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Did you call THAT a wedding dress? In Brazil, absolutely YES
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Can we have our stoat anal glands back, please?
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doom and gloom in Seattle as a study shows that raising the minimum wage destroyed the economy, put trillions out on the street, turned my Coke into Pepsi
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Best. Honeymoon. EVER
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Mon August 08, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're in a locked bus for 20 minutes alone? You record it, narrate it in a foul-mouthed rage
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark hits it out of the park with this headline: "Mark Teixeira announces retirement from disabled list"
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
In the interests of public safety, some bars will call you a cab or give designated drivers free soft drinks. One Seattle watering hole offers free test cards for date-rape drugs
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