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158 headlines found matching 'seat'
Fri October 20, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Reserve police officer who is also Indiana University's emergency management director found asleep, allegedly drunk and covered in vomit in the driver's seat of a running car
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at how Amazon stole Seattle's very soul, which was covered in flannel and Starbucks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A British Medical Journal study allows you to be a jerk on public transportation
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If the election for Michigan's senate seat were held today, at a Detroit Piston's game, Kid Rock would lose in a landslide...to Eminem
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Sir, that's a $40 surcharge"
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's last remaining umbrella shop baffled that Seattleites take pride in not owning an umbrella, will close this week. Local: "I like the rain. Why would you live here if you don't like it? All the people with umbrellas should just move on"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller: "Have a seat, uh, Mr...Snekretary is it?" Snek: "Family name." Mueller: "Snekretary, I'll be honest, you're in bit of hot wat-" Snek: "WOOOOOO" Mueller: "The, um, f*ck???" Snek: "Scaramucci's energy drink" Mueller: *sips* -_- "woo" -_-
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headline reminded me I still need to send Delta a thank you card
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Mon October 16, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Story is not quite as Fark-ready as headline implies: "Pony evacuated in back seat of Honda accord." The picture is better though
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Priebus: "Oh Mr. Mueller, how can I help you?" Mueller: -_- "Have a seat, Reince. We're gonna be here awhile"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man visits Seattle, discovers legal edible marijuana, punches out flight attendant on the way home while trying to open the emergency door, then claims it wasn't his fault. Judge agrees
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man shocked when his offer of donuts doesn't prevent cops from arresting him (with smiley mugshot)
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Planes. Here's a Gulf Stream V, 2012. It's loaded. It's got air conditioning. It's got whitewall radial tires. It's got power steering, power brakes, power seats, power windows. And a price that is just too high
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Sun October 08, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Buffalo continue to win and beat the Bengals, who will win in the Chargers/Giants hall of shame game? Will Seattle beat the Rams & can the Packers stop Dak Prescott and company? First kickoffs at 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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Fri October 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own your very own, one-of-a-kind toilet seat museum, well you might want to sit down for this news
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Uber-Conservative GOP rep. Marsha Blackburn is described as a "knuckle-dragging wingnut" as she kicks off her bid for a Tennessee senate seat. SELF-described, that is
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Governor warns if Alabamians don't participate in upcoming 2020 US Census, state could lose a seat or two in House of Representatives, increasing Congress' IQ level, ethnic diversity
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Have you ever said, 'I wish I could find a Rolls-Royce knockoff with the style of a Toyota, including cheesy cloth seats'? Well, today is your lucky day
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Tue October 03, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
At least Seattle has a "disgusting" "must-see" landmark made of chewing gum going for it according to TripAdvisor
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
"Musk claimed in a follow-up Instagram the cost per seat [for his passenger rockets] 'should be about the same as full fare economy in an aircraft.' Early calculations from experts suggest this is almost definitely bullshiat"
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
All Nippon Airways is so devoted to your comfort, they're starting to use science to SHUT THAT LITTLE FARKING MONSTER IN SEAT 34B UP ALREADY
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former NY Congressman Michael Grimm looks at who is president, and decides that a little thing like a tax evasion conviction and threatening to murder a reporter shouldn't be bar to a political comeback
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the 12th man stifle the Colts all night? Will the Seahawks soar their way to victory? Will the Colts find a way to win without Andrew Luck again? Sunday Night Football, Indianapolis at Seattle, kickoff at 8:30 PM ET, NBC
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The "London Experiment" appears to be working, as British NFL fans fill the seats for another jolly good smash. And this time, one of their own is on the field. Dolphins vs Saints. 9am ET, FOX
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Fri September 29, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle's origami butterfly mystery has been solved: it's anti-choice activists
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Dean Spanos: "FAA, the fans are being mean to me. Make them stop flying banners on game day." FAA: "That rule only applies to stadiums that seat over 30,000, dumbass"
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Thu September 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen Joe Manchin (D-elusional): "I believe the president when he says it's not going to be a tax cut for the rich"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
George Will welcomes you to Seattle, the hellish dystopian petri dish of progressivism
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle traded its soul when it acquired Jimmy Graham
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With Moore's win, Dems think they have a shot at winning a Senate seat in Alabama. It's the political equivalent of a behind-the-back, looking-into-a-mirror, trying to hit a moving target 500 yards away, with a pistol, shot; but it IS a shot
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Origami butterflies with ominous "you are not safe" and "9-28-17" messages appearing in Seattle, causing concern. To be fair, the butterfly effect is unpredictable
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore goes full R. Kelly at a rally, supporters eagerly embrace shower of power
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Mon September 25, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans mayoral candidate faces charge of exposing himself in Santa Monica in the backseat of an Uber car. Says he thought he was doing the proper thing after the Uber driver said he was being paid in magic beads
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
But this is Fronce, we do not have low blood sugar here in Fronce
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly's "The Spin Stops Here" tour with Dennis Miller is playing to thousands of empty seats on its run
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No one seems to know why Chad was just banned from entering the U.S., but it's likely because he's the guy who keeps leaving the seat up
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Sun September 24, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's like a cross between the ending of "The Italian Job" and that joke about wanting to die like your grandfather, peacefully in his sleep, instead of screaming and yelling, like the passengers on his bus
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The two Alabama Senate candidates argued during a debate last night over who worshiped Trump more
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, why is that strange woman rifling through my refrigerator while wearing my wife's clothes?
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Polls show that The GOP's "perfect Candidate" for Michigan's Senate seat, "Kid Rock" would get crushed by the ACTUAL Senator he's running against Debbie Stabenow, by more than 20 points
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Flames
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Wed September 20, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawk Eddie Lacy wants you to know he's not fat (and some other stuff)
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
QB Andrew Luck is a DirecTV spokesman, but Luck's Indianapolis Colts might be blacked out on DirectTV and U-verse in their Oct. 1 game against the Seattle Seahawks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Clown running for spot on Boston's City Council. No, this isn't a metaphor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're one of the most wanted criminals in the country, do not post your current location on Instagram
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
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After harassing black passenger on bus, Seattle Nazi followed by bystanders and punched
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump has decided we need a seat at the table, will not withdraw from the Paris Agreement
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida airports may not be back to normal for days, meaning it will be quite some time before we once again have half-naked Florida Men screaming incoherently and being tasered in Terminal A
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Before Hurricanes Harvey and Irma you never found rare roseate spoonbills in New Jersey
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Man disguises himself as car seat. . . FOR SCIENCE
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Democrat wins State House seat in Oklahoma special election. A seat held by Republicans since 1995. This is fine
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
To your question of how many sexual abuse scandals does it take for a mayor of Seattle to resign, the answer is Five
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Terrified tourists stuck on the Caribbean Island of St Thomas during Hurricane Irma were left 'stranded' when a Marriott rescue ship refused to allow non-hotel guests to board. They had 200 seats open
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
State attorneys general sign up against independent commission to set political boundaries because voters cannot be trusted. Gerrymandering forever
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Fri September 08, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mothballed Tonight Show studio in beautiful downtown Burbank to be rebuilt as Blizzard esports arena, where competitive gamers can play popular games like Conan Strike, Chin Attack IV, and World of Carnac
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle favorite Dick's announces new location. So if you're in the area and you want a hot bag of Dick's, here you go
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Moderate Republican and outspoken Trump critic Charlie Dent decides not to run for re-election for his House seat. In other news, moderate Republicans still exist
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Possibly realizing there's no more soul to be sucked out of Seattle, Amazon plans to open a second headquarters somewhere else
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Seating for six, 1,552 miles per hour, and 132 gallons of alcohol - The proposed MiG-25 business jet
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Texas woman goes full Thelma and Louise after getting arrested for shoplifting. Never go full Thelma and Louise
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Wed September 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here's the new alternate logo for the Seattle Seahawks, and it's looking right at you
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ashfall in Seattle, threadfall and dragons to follow soon
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Mon September 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tips on flying a helicopter: Keep the pilot's door closed, wear a seat belt, and stay in the helicopter
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Teacher on leave for duct-taping student to chair, not agreeing on safe word ahead of time
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Downing 28 Klonopins before driving a kid to school? Typical Monday in the Sunshine State (with mugshot)
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(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bar supervisor bags £45,000 ringside seat for Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor superfight and his gallery of celebrity selfies is ridiculous
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Tue August 29, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle businesses come together as Amazon, Starbucks, and Microsoft pledge Harvey relief. Of course, this just means they'll quickly deliver something burned that crashes a lot
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Joe Arpaio considers running for Senate
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man charged with robbing magazine salesman is looking at time, maybe even life
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Suing soccer scalper says team owes him for seat switcheroo that cut into his $250,000-a-year business
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Following up yesterday's first-ever burrito, I'm making my own from leftovers: Mashed sprouts, sweetcorn, redcurrant jelly, tiny squirt of ketchup. In the oven now, wrapped in foil
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper
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Fri August 25, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rabid bat found on Seattle sidewalk. I'm pretty sure they're supposed to stay in the bike lane
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(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
In 1960, 19 Yale students were told to have a seat over there. Now the then 14-year-old speaks out
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The World's Longest Flight is coming. And you'll be crammed in one of those "seats," next to that thing with the visible halitosis, an emotional support lizard, and an unstoppable need to tell you every. single. detail. of their life
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
How Amazon turned Seattle into America's biggest company town
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Your cell phone is 10 times dirtier than a toilet seat. What to do about it? Well for one thing, stop pooping on your phone
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just how short are Trump's "coattails" right now? His favored and endorsed candidate for the open AL Senate seat is trailing by 20 points ..in the GOP primary
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Sun August 20, 2017
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man being investigated for actual voter fraud. That man happens to be Attorney General Josh Hawley, best known as the attorney in the Hobby Lobby case
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seattle PD responds to questions of Alex Jones' whereabouts in the city
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Seattleite welcomes Alex Jones to town in the most Seattle way possible
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Take the bus, and leave the feces to us"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Seattle: wait, we have a statue of who?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GAU-8 tries to kill pilot. A-10 laughs & brings him home safely even if it was without a canopy & landing gear
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle's new bike sharing program is resulting in bicycles everywhere, such as on people's lawns and thrown off of overpasses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 16-year-old kid is running for Governor of Kansas. Promises more video game time for all young folks if elected
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian deputy PM could lose his seat because of dual citizenship, contravening Oz constitution. Bonus: this is the guy who wanted Johnny Depp's dogs Pistol and Boo euthanised as unwanted foreign pests. Twitter waits for Depp's reaction
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Nazis collide with the Soviet Union on the streets of Seattle, along with a guy burning a US flag and screaming 'fark America' who could probably belong to either side
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Armed police officer famous for filming himself traveling at 140mph, pulls over car and is surprised to discover duck wearing a tie, a dog and an old man inside. Unclear if the man's last name was Barbera
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
After 56 days of sunshine and smoke, Seattle residents startled and excited to discover water falling from the sky
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Grammy.com)
 
 
 
If you're hanging around Seattle the next few years, swing by to see the Chris Cornell memorial statue
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Go back to 1999 to look ahead to the year 2021. Where science has achieved shorter sleeves, larger logos and the Seattle Mariners still stink
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Mon August 07, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"Self-driving van" spotted in Arlington was actually being driven by a researcher disguised as a car seat
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
New study of salarymen in their 30s/40s reveals that as office workers age, irritability and orneriness intensify. The three main triggers: workplace, commuter train, izakaya. And then you have to stumble home to the wife and kids
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Fri August 04, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
On the mean streets of Seattle, there can be only one way to clean up crime. And since this is Seattle, that way is 'send in more Starbucks'
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle's air quality is worse than Beijing
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
This mysterious military spy plane has been flying in circles over Seattle for days
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(Trend Hunter)
 
 
 
Mom, Hobbes is using markers on the seats and the ceiling of the car. That's OK Calvin, he's being quiet isn't he?
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Thu August 03, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Impersonate Trump while singing in a British punk band on tour in Germany, and then try to go to the USA? You better believe that's a deporting. Where is your First Amendment God now? (Complete with video of Punk Trump)
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Wed August 02, 2017
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Norwegian anti-immigration group posts picture on their Facebook page of bus full of scary Muslim women wearing veils, but are actually just bus seats. Allah Akbus
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Tue August 01, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Apologies for the turbulence, but we are just beginning our approach to Atarturk airport...I think
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Mon July 31, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Heat wave set to hit Seattle. Forecasters warn of record levels of wilted flannel
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Sun July 30, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mayweather-McGregor is the biggest crossover fight OF ALL TIME...with plenty of good seats still available
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Federal court rules FAA must address shrinking airplane seats as a safety issue
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Sat July 29, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Seattle has gone 38 straight days without rainfall. Tucson, AZ has seen rainfall 13 out of the last 15 days. Dog looking for cat to share 2-bedroom apartment
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Thu July 27, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two B-29s just flew together; it's the first time in 60 years that's happened. Catch the view from the bombardier's seat
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Alabama state GOP: if Sessions resigns as AG, he can have his Senate seat back
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Uber's newest feature: returning your lost stuff after you pay the ransom
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad: Your Uber driver is obviously distracted. Worse: By the woman giving him a bj in the front seat
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Kelli "Resign McCain, so that I can take your seat. I'm so qualified" Ward rants that she's is a victim of a "coordinated attack" by "fake news and the NeverTrump establishment." Then proceeds to unleash more politically charged verbal gonorrhea
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops vows "repercussions" if healthcare repeal fails. "That's a nice senate seat you got there, be a real shame if I had one of my goons primary your ass and then get trounced by the Democrats"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy described by police as "flashy" cuts off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and steals another one, making it his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks. I predict a bright future for this young man
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Theresa May has a working majority of 13 seats in Parliament. 15 Conservative MPs are going to sign a letter of no confidence in her leadership. You do the math(s)
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is doomed. He is hiding something really bad, Mueller will find it, and there is no scenario where his presidency can survive
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Seattle Magazine)
 
 
 
As Seattle real estate market goes insane, house hunters are looking to buy in Tacoma before it also goes insane. "The median Tacoma house is now $321,000 - that's $71,000 more than Chicago"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Congrats Golden State on your title. Now you get to be the first set of NBA fans to enjoy the personal seat license scam
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(Ann Coulter)
 
 
 
Not content with her $30 refund, Ann Coulter blames Delta Airlines for everything that's wrong with American Healthcare. Bonus catchphrase: "If you like your seat, you can keep it"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michael Snyder calls himself a "true believer" as he runs for an Idaho congressional seat. His beliefs include vaccinations are evil and fluoride is a secret mind control experiment. No word if he thinks it's a Soviet plot too
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Wed July 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline passenger upset when two extra feet of legroom appear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump at Republican lunch. Sen. Heller, he opposed the healthcare bill, wouldn't it be a shame if something happened to that Senate seat of his? I know Nevada, and they support me
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Family kicked off JetBlue flight after toddler kicked seat in front of them. Hmm, remind me again which side I'm supposed to be against?
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Tue July 18, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle now offering a new bike stealing program after the failure of the previous one
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Mon July 17, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Hello? Police? I'm a drug dealer, and some scumbag stole a bag of cocaine and some cash from my car. What state do I live in? Florida, of course
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You may wonder why jet fighter ejection seats are built to work even if the plane is still on the ground. Wonder no more
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Jesus, Jesus
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Don't you fly first class, Princess?': Ann Coulter gets trashed for bratty Twitter meltdown over airline seat
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Here's a simulation of what an 8+ magnitude quake would do to one bridge in Portland, OR. Portland has over a dozen major bridges, as do both Seattle and Tacoma. Yeah, we're boned
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand's cunning plan to take over the Australian government has been foiled - for now
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Psst. The man sitting next to you was pleasuring himself while you slept. We just thought you'd like to know. Please return to your seat and enjoy the rest of your flight"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Two million more Americans, mostly young adults are uninsured this year. Apparently insurance takes a back seat to buying food and paying the rent
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Democrats flip two more state house seats in the traditional liberal enclave of Oklahoma
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Tue July 11, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
AH HAHAHAHA... Stop it, you're killing me. HAHAHAHAHA... Seattle
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So how did a member of One Direction get cast in "Dunkirk?" Christopher Nolan had no idea who he was
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Sat July 08, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
Gallant writes honest car reviews. Goofus takes an electric car with a 238-mile range, drives it for 56 miles with both the A/C and seat warmers on, ends up with 202 miles remaining, then refuses to drive it any more due to range anxiety
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle stares in horror at the sky as it approaches a month with no rain at all
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Come as you are but you'll probably need lithium if you want to enjoy Seattle's new grunge musical, Smells Like Rusty Cage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russians notice something a bit different about Trump at high level diplomatic meeting today
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Raiders' Las Vegas stadium site holds just 15 percent of parking required by Clark County code for a 65,000-seat facility. Oops
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Thu July 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic challenger to Paul Ryan's seat picks up $430k in...12 days? Oh lordy, this is gonna be a fun mid-term
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
War veterans are running for house seats under the Democratic party, insist that "Trumpian bravado isn't how we conduct ourselves"
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
United Airlines extends its record of exemplary customer service: After reselling toddler's seat they allowed mother to fly with him on her lap. "My hand, my left arm was smashed up against the wall. I lost feeling in my legs and left arm"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When the going gets tough, the Spicy... takes questions from his pet "journalists" in the "Skype seats"
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Sun July 02, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A study finds that Seattle is not an ideal tourist spot. The Seattle Times: Meh who needs them
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times gets a kick out of FARK's recent FIFA headline
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man blows penis off with premature discharge
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
61-year-old Las Vegas grandfather, originally drafted in 1980 by the San Antonio Spurs, is training for the NBA. Apparently he just wants a chance to play with his fellow draftees who are still in the lineup
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sony to start making records again 30 years after abandoning vinyl as demand for format surges. No word yet concerning 8-track tapes
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Just another day on the NYC subway - an unexpected delay, a lack of seats, a snake wrapping itself around a pole
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the story about Seattle's minimum wage hurting low-paid workers? Yeah, they're actually doing quite fine, thanks for the concern
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
You speak of single payer, the GOP losing the House, and Ted Cruz knocked out of his Senate seat in an upset loss as if those were bad things
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats are torn between thanking Nevada Senator Dean Heller for having the courage to publicly break ranks with his party and oppose the AHCA, or to crush him while he is weak and alone so they can take his seat
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Obese man does the right thing and buys two seats on a flight because he takes up so much room. Fark: Spirit Airlines, oh sorry we overbooked that flight and we're taking that seat
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Someone should tell this raccoon you're not supposed to be a subway seat hog OR eat on the train. It's basic courtesy
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
And now you capitalists can suck it, because thanks to Seattle's new higher minimum wage low-wage workers are now earning $125/month less
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
It's probably easier to say you're trying to cheat the carpool rules when they find a mannequin in your passenger seat. Oh baby, they don't understand our special relationship
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Badass New Yorkers turn into panicky 1950's-sitcom housewives when a big scary mouse shows up on the E train
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2016 video of an officer pulling a car over and beating the shiat out of the driver before ripping him out of his seat. Bonus: video catches another officer turning off the audio mid-beating. Bonus 2: No charges have been filed against the officers
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