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Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Slate) Obvious The unintended consequence of the NBA lockout? Proof that a shorter season is much better for players and fans  (slate.com) (27)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy Justified producer Graham Yost sits down for Q&A as to why Justified is so awesome. Interviewer: "There is quite the body count already this season." Graham: "I don't know what you're talking about." (spoilers)  (insidetv.ew.com) (55)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing What happens when Kentucky fans invade South Carolina during basketball season? One fan documents the experience with pics, vids, and ridiculous commentary  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Stupid Since it is now technically the pre-season, here is your official 2012 NFL Power Rankings  (cbssports.com) (207)


Mon February 06, 2012
(ABC) Obvious Ron Paul says "it's hard to say" when or where he might win a caucus or primary this nominating season. Coincidentally, that's the same answer political experts give when asked why he's still in the race  (abcnews.go.com) (127)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Dallas News) Sad With two weeks until pitchers and catchers report, Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton already in mid-season drinking shape  (rangersblog.dallasnews.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Amusing You can tell Valentine's Day is near, because the media has produced the first "ZOMG, PERVERTED CANDY HEARTS" story of the season  (kcra.com) (44)


Wed February 01, 2012
(LA Times) Sad Researcher who spent 18 years seeking a cure for Lou Gehrig's Disease dies. Of Lou Gehrig's Disease. Still no cure for Lou Gehrig's Disease  (latimes.com) (68)
(UPI) Scary If you've stayed at Las Vegas's Luxor hotel recently, congratulations, you've won a case of Legionnaire's Disease  (upi.com) (42)


Tue January 31, 2012
(WUSA9) Scary And now the opening scene to Season #3 of "The Walking Dead"  (wusa9.com) (73)
(Orlando Sentinel) Fail Orlando Magic defense finally rises to the occasion by holding powerful 76ers to season low 74 points. Unfortunately, Orlando Magic offense again takes the night off and dials in a horrific 69 point performance  (orlandosentinel.com) (34)


Mon January 30, 2012
(ESPN) Unlikely WPS to cancel its 2012 season because of legal wrangling with an ex-owner, not because it is Women's Professional Soccer  (espn.go.com) (17)
(American Thinker) Obvious There are six primary methods of eliminating potential challengers with the tacit cooperation of the mainstream media, and they have been in full display this primary season  (americanthinker.com) (167)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy The FA Cup rolls on today with a full slate of action, including a revisiting of the season's two biggest race rows. It's a west London derby with QPR v Chelsea and a massive Liverpool v Man United match up  (dailymail.co.uk) (273)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Slate) Spiffy "The Simpsons" has amassed a staggering collection of fine art references over 23 seasons, though surprisingly no seascapes by Homer  (slate.com) (45)
(UPI) Scary Researchers observe how a new virus evolves and how diseases can quickly gain dangerous mutations. Interesting tag rapidly mutates into Scary tag  (upi.com) (27)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Bloomberg) Amusing Someone has something to say about the endless season of political debates, and that man is Rick Moranis  (bloomberg.com) (43)
(NJ.com) Spiffy Who said Mets fans have nothing to look forward to in 2012? John Franco will be inducted into the Mets Hall of Fame on June 3, before the Mets host St. Louis and get eliminated from the post-season  (nj.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Interesting Charlie Sheen says Two and a Half Men should end after this season. Even if it did, that would still be almost a decade too late  (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (12)
(LA Times) Followup Dennis Allen coming to Oakland as new head coach of the Raiders. Seasoned fans strongly suggest he look for a place to rent instead of buy  (latimes.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Obvious $600,000 later, doctors discover the cause of mysterious Morgellons Disease: It's all in your mind. Still no cure for cancer  (abclocal.go.com) (71)
(Hardball Talk) Survey Miami's new stadium will be called "Marlins' Park" to start the season. Fark can do better. (VE)  (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) (69)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Oh yeah this seems fair: The teams playing in the Superbowl get to split 35% of the available seats at the Stadium to offer to their season ticket holders and players-and that's after the league takes 12,000 seats off the top  (news.yahoo.com) (63)


Mon January 23, 2012
(MSNBC) Asinine Price of gas up 3.5 cents in the past two weeks on news that the summer driving season is 5 months away  (msnbc.msn.com) (24)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Life.com) Interesting Never-seen photos of Big Blue, back in the day when NFL players looked like plumbers and truck drivers ... and had to plumb and drive trucks in the off-season to make ends meet  (life.com) (20)
(ESPN) Cool Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Google) Amusing From MST3K Season 6, it's Red Zone Cuba, written and directed by Coleman Francis. Watch Mike, Servo, and Crow take on this visionary tale of invasion. "You shove off"  (video.google.com) (26)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Fark) Amusing American Idol season 11 begins now. Lets talk about all the horrible auditions  (fark.com) (38)
(Warming Glow) Spiffy The "Justified" season premiere was 20 gallons of liquid terrific in a ten-gallon hat  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (96)
(ESPN) Cool Kentucky freshmen Anthony Davis breaks the school single season blocks record in only his 19th game. Duke sucks  (sports.espn.go.com) (21)


Tue January 17, 2012
(ABC) Obvious After a 2-14 season, the Colts fire Art She...wait, who was that guy?  (abcnews.go.com) (52)
(Entertainment Weekly) Weird 'Mad Men' season 5 poster is so minimalist it makes your ceiling look busy  (insidetv.ew.com) (77)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Theme: what elves do during the off season  (media.trb.com) (20)
(Fox News) Scary Charter jet carrying the Detroit Pistons sends out a distress call, GM Joe Dumars considers the same action for the season  (foxnews.com) (25)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Fox News) Sad Louisiana toddler dies after two-year battle with rare skin disease. In other news, Jesus helped Tim Tebow pass for 136 yards Saturday Night  (foxnews.com) (446)
(TSN) Obvious Tebow already named starting running back for the Broncos next season  (tsn.ca) (103)
(Bleacher Report) Cool Every NFL team's "best case / worst case" scenario for 2012 season. Difficulty: Tebow  (bleacherreport.com) (148)
(Some Guy) Dumbass 1980: AIDS is a gay disease. 1996: AIDS is a junkie disease. 2012: AIDS is a diabetic disease  (todaysthv.com) (419)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Consumerist) Florida Owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars says you're not a true fan unless you hold season tickets  (consumerist.com) (71)
(Newsday) Followup After third consecutive losing season, lawsuits, losses of $70 million, Fred Wilpon to stay as NY Mets owner. Fans brace for another hilarious 70 win season  (newsday.com) (34)


Thu January 12, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting New study says that people tend to overestimate what others are willing to pay. In other news, Baltimore Orioles announce lower season ticket prices  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (10)


Wed January 11, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Spiffy Psych renewed for a seventh season. MC Clap Yo Handz approves  (hollywoodreporter.com) (75)


Mon January 09, 2012
(TMZ) Hero Without a single care for his health or all of the possible diseases he could catch, this brave tattoo artist inked Lindsay Lohan without even wearing a full hazmat suit  (tmz.com) (59)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Sad What Walking Dead Season 2 would have been like (soldiers vs. zombies, the fall of Atlanta) if AMC kept Frank Darabont instead of cheaping out  (aintitcool.com) (188)


Sat January 07, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K's 6th season, it's Girls' Town. Mike & the 'Bots mock a caper film with Mel Torme, Mamie Van Doren, Paul Anka, The Platters, and Dick Contino. "It's either Jerry Van Dyke or a trained chimp"  (youtube.com) (19)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Last night's Jersey Shore season premiere proved one thing: we're all tired of Jersey Shore  (insidetv.ew.com) (59)
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Good news: "Community" has not been canceled. Bad news: The fourth season could still fall victim to Evil Troy and Evil Abed  (pastemagazine.com) (99)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious NBC chairman: "We had a really bad fall season"  (insidetv.ew.com) (102)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Spiffy UGA student to attempt kick to win boat, RV, and $30K. In other news, if a UGA student could hit a field goal the Dawgs would have gone 12-2 this season  (ajc.com) (18)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Houston Press) Interesting For cold and flu season, a food critic determines which cough syrups taste best and which taste the most like liquid death  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (123)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Starpulse) Spiffy Cast of upcoming fifth season of "Celebrity Apprentice" announced. Oh, my  (starpulse.com) (91)
(Deadline) Followup Fox still hasn't decided the future of low-rated, Nerf-gun sporting dinosaur "thriller" Terra Nova or whether or not Hugh Laurie will be back for another season of House  (deadline.com) (182)


Mon January 02, 2012
(NFL.com) Unlikely Jared Allen comes up one Favre short of the single-season sack record  (nfl.com) (11)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Scary The good, bad and horrible about Season One of "American Horror Story"  (popwatch.ew.com) (53)
(ESPN) Interesting It's the jam-packed final week of the regular season, with the Cowboys vs. Giants for the NFC East, The Broncos vs. their neckbearded prodigal son, and the Lions vs. the Packers. It's the NFL Week 17 thread, 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Boston.com) Interesting Maine shrimp season to be short and difficult, which just goes to show that shrimpin' ain't easy  (boston.com) (24)


Fri December 30, 2011
(TheXLog.com) Amusing Reggie Bush thinks he can break Eric Dickerson's single season rushing record of 2,105 yards? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  (thexlog.com) (56)
(Some Guy) Obvious The Top 10 Most Tebowing Tebows of the 2011 Tebow Season. Tebow made the list, by the way  (moyerboard.blogspot.com) (23)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Smh.com.au) Amusing In this most joyous of seasons, here comes the heart-warming story of the love between a crocodile called Elvis and his lawn mower  (smh.com.au) (22)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Jay Cutler is having his pins removed, and is not likely to play for the remainder of the season. Subby is having trouble uncrossing his legs after misreading the headline  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (16)
(Breesus) Cool Drew breezes past Marino with a 9-yard TD pass to break 27-year single season passing record  (sbnation.com) (146)


Sun December 25, 2011
(NJ.com) Amusing New Jersey Star Ledger looks at the upcoming NBA season with a little help from FARK's headline about Kobe Bryant (2nd section)  (nj.com) (0)
(ESPN) Spiffy The NBA returns for its truncated 2011/2012 season, but will the fans be back, as well? It's a Christmas Quintupleheader to open the season, with games beginning at Noon on TNT, 2:30 PM on ABC, and 8 PM on ESPN  (scores.espn.go.com) (166)
(AZCentral) Unlikely Sports writer's logic: Nobody expected the Arizona Diamondbacks to have the great season they did in 2011, therefore the Phoenix Suns could be a playoff team in 2012  (azcentral.com) (14)
(CNN) Stupid Gold embroidered hat-wearing Pope, carrying a diamond and ruby encrusted solid gold scepter, decries the "superficial glitter" of the season, just after unveiling an enormous 23 foot tall, 82 foot wide nativity scene  (cnn.com) (206)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Patch) Hero Dad returns from Iraq to surprise kids at Medieval Times. When the hell will allergy season end?  (severn.patch.com) (43)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious News: Sign most sought after QB in the offseason. Dumbass: Can't win a game when he's actually playing. Fark.com: Play his backup instead, actually win games  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (46)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Kris Humphries returns to New Jersey Nets for preseason basketball game. Just like his marriage, he's heavily booed and fails to score  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 346: "Farktography Classic: Season's Greetings 5". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (83)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Team Coco) Sappy This holiday season, let's remember the heroes of WWII, who braved freezing conditions in the Battle for Bastogne in 1944. We remember this non-denominational Xmas event with live action, role playing bunnies  (teamcoco.com) (22)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Ed Wade returns to the Phillies as a special consultant. Houston Astros fans confused since they're pretty sure he's been working for Philadelphia the past five seasons  (sports.yahoo.com) (12)
(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass Tis the season... for "ingenious robbers caught after police followed their tracks in snow" headlines  (thelocal.se) (13)
(CBS 4 Denver) Obvious Colorado ski resort waiting for snow so they can open for the season. Well, duh  (denver.cbslocal.com) (46)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Sporting News) Ironic Orioles make huge off season installment, put Hall of Fame talent in outfield  (aol.sportingnews.com) (18)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting As 2011 comes to a close, Vince Gilligan talks about filming the year's most memorable scene in television. Yes, the big scene from the "Breaking Bad" season finale. Yes, *THAT* scene. (SPOILERS)  (popwatch.ew.com) (76)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Celtics sixth man Jeff Green to miss entire season due to heart surgery, is expected to make full recovery   (probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com) (13)
(YouTube) Cool Tis the season.... And now - Sugar Plum Fairy played on a glass harp. Glass harp - also known as glasses of water. Don't even try to not like this, can't be done  (youtube.com) (21)
(SLTrib) Amusing Atheist, agnostic group launches holiday-season billboards in Utah, to the confusion of locals  (sltrib.com) (507)
(AZCentral) Dumbass Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in chimney. California flue season officially begins  (azcentral.com) (15)


Fri December 16, 2011
(BBC) Sad Looks like The Doctor has to go look for a new companion next season  (bbc.co.uk) (140)
(Some Guy) Spiffy It's the holiday season, so the question must be asked: What ever happened to the kids in "Home Alone"?  (thefw.com) (41)


Thu December 15, 2011
(doctorwhotv.com) Interesting Steven Moffat reveals that Season 7 of Doctor Who will not have any two-part episodes  (doctorwhotv.co.uk) (58)


Wed December 14, 2011
(dump.com) Spiffy Impressive helicopter landing in rough seas  (dump.com) (47)
(NBC) Amusing Tina Fey has a secret in "30 Rock" season 6 preview, and it looks like it's boobies  (nbc.com) (45)


Tue December 13, 2011
(CNN) Fail United States servicemen will sally down to the Seychelles seashore to secure a slightly smashed drone  (security.blogs.cnn.com) (69)
(Daily Mail) Scary Beware of fake "designer" gifts this holiday season, in particular these exploding candles  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Is Manchester Utd's season as over as Vidic's? Can Spurs snatch points at the Brittainia? All this plus a huge Chelsea v Man City clash with bonus "THURSDAY NIGHTS CHANNEL 5" smack in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (340)


Sun December 11, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Colts pick up their first win of the season? Can the Bears maul Teebus? Will the Giants defeat the Cowboys to tie up the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 14 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(The State Column) Scary "Mr. Bevis noted that an unusually hot melting season in 2010 ... led to large portions of the ...an...'s ...ock rising an additional quarter of an inch." Heh heh heh, cool  (thestatecolumn.com) (24)


Sat December 10, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting What, you thought the college football regular season was over? It ain't over 'till Army and Navy play. Plus actual college football PLAYOFF games to round out a college football Saturday (Army-Navy 2:30 PM Eastern, CBS)  (espn.go.com) (220)
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season 8, it's The Thing That Couldn't Die. Mike, Servo, and Crow rip this tale about a witch and a disembodied head to shreds. "Gidget, have you lain with the horned one again?"  (youtube.com) (17)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Labspaces.net) Interesting Scientists are studying Earth's nighttime lighting to measure disease spread. In unrelated news, a satellite was temporarily blinded when it focused on your mom's house last week  (labspaces.net) (6)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Hot Air) Cool CEO of the company that owns Olive Garden, Red Lobster, and P.J. McPootertoots says Obama's job killing regulations are hampering his ablility to produce food that tastes like the salty discharge of a diseased marine animal  (hotair.com) (248)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Google) Weird Tis the season for the school nativity play: The happy smiling kids, no room at the inn, Jesus born into a manger, three wise men, parent having his finger bitten off, peace and joy to all men  (google.com) (51)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Suspicious item found at San Diego baseball park; authorities determine the item to be a winning season  (10news.com) (15)
(Forbes) Silly The holiday season is upon us, so it's time to roll out the annual "things to not do at the office party" list. With bonus slideshow depicting what office stud losing control might look like  (forbes.com) (25)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Telegraph) Interesting Government agency to provide free morning-after pills this Christmas season to any ho, ho, hos that request them over the phone  (telegraph.co.uk) (137)
(azfamily.com) Spiffy Remember how the Arizona Cardinals started the season 1-6? They're still in the wildcard hunt after defeating the Dallas Cowboys  (azfamily.com) (61)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Top ten places to avoid this holiday season  (travel.yahoo.com) (63)


Sat December 03, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K's third season, it's The Castle of Fu Manchu. This painful Christopher Lee movie hilariously tests the resolve of Joel, Crow, and Servo: "I can't watch this. I mean, I can't see this"  (youtube.com) (12)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Can the Toon stick a fork in Chelsea's season, or does AVB have what it takes to right the Chelsea ship? Are Spurs ready to make a run at the title? All this plus a guaranteed Fergie meltdown at a linesman in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (193)


Fri December 02, 2011
(ESPN) Fail The Dream Team's season has turned from a nightmare into a laughingstock as Eagles get run over by Seahawks  (scores.espn.go.com) (160)


Wed November 30, 2011
(USA Today) Video Four-minute time lapse video of the entire hurricane season from space. Mother Nature--how cool is she?  (content.usatoday.com) (23)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Chow.com) Cool In case you were worried you wouldn't gain enough weight this holiday season, here's a little masterpiece that can only be described as "The Turducken of cheese balls"  (chow.com) (28)
(ESPN) Ironic Dan Orlovsky to finish 0-16 season. This is not a repeat from 2008  (espn.go.com) (46)
(BBC) Strange British coastguard alert ships in Bristol Channel to avoid a two-door compact car last seen bobbing up and down off the pier at Mumbles. Alert cancelled this morning when car discovered washed up on beach at nearby Raised-Eyebrows-on-Sea  (bbc.co.uk) (31)
(Yahoo) Obvious Republicans seek to reduce the deficit by slashing the taxes for the wealthiest of us all and throwing out 95% of overseas income taxes. No, quit laughing. They're serious  (news.yahoo.com) (245)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Middle school basketball defeat is so humiliating and lopsided, the principal is considering canceling the entire season  (rivals.yahoo.com) (88)
(YouTube) Cool Donny Darko: The feel-good teen comedy of the season  (youtube.com) (18)
(Washington Post) Hero If you're an NBA fan, give your TV a big hug. Network TV contracts forced the NBA to play this season  (washingtonpost.com) (261)
(Some Grill Guy) Photoshop With cold weather upon us, photoshop the end of grilling season  (bestofbbq.info) (17)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Telegraph) Sad Mad cow disease is killing Purcell, Handel, Vivaldi and Bach  (telegraph.co.uk) (105)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Colts aren't the only team with an 0-10 record this season  (nfl.com) (47)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Wired) Amusing Cool Whip: "A delicious blend of sugar, wax, and condom lube." A timely seasonal article, plus your mom likes the description  (wired.com) (43)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Some Vet Guy) Spiffy Jack Daniel's is donating $100,000 to pay for travel funds for Soldiers at Fort Campbell, Ky., to spend the December holiday season with their families all over the country  (armytimes.com) (53)
(io9) Cool Community summons Beetlejuice over the span of three seasons  (io9.com) (76)
(Deadline) Followup While it's depressing to realize Dancing with the Stars has 13 seasons in the bag, it's still going strong. Here's who last night's winner was (spoilers, obviously)  (deadline.com) (41)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The Real Ric Romero) Obvious "If you're one of the millions scurrying for a seasonal job, now is the time to apply." Tis the season, Ric Romero  (abclocal.go.com) (25)
(Gawker) Dumbass Fox News: Stop whining about being pepper sprayed, it's just a food seasoning. I'm sure Bill O'Reilly would consent to being Gatoradeboarded  (gawker.com) (188)


Mon November 21, 2011
(CNN) Cool Some dude who only played in 30 games this season is named MVP of the American League  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (123)
(Daily Mail) Strange Woman spends the day waxing the crocodile in anticipation of mating season. Oddly not a euphemism  (dailymail.co.uk) (25)


Sat November 19, 2011
(InfoEWorld) Spiffy InfoEWorld (England/Wales) picks up the link to the FARK weird news quiz. Yup ...We're a hit overseas, too  (infoeworld.com) (1)
(io9) Cool A list of 2011's best books on science. Drop a few hints, maybe you won't end up with another one of your Aunt's homemade Snuggies this holiday season  (io9.com) (33)
(Huffington Post) Hero So, two months after Occupy begins, a handful of protesters think, "What if, instead of blocking traffic, spreading disease, destroying property, and generally being nuisance, what if we actually did something useful?"  (huffingtonpost.com) (282)
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season two, it's the classic Godzilla VS Megalon featuring Jet Jaguar and Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy. Watch as Joel, Servo, and Crow suffer through this low moment in Godzilla's life. "That's not my tail"  (youtube.com) (27)
(Financial Times) Obvious Oil prices climb to above $100 a barrel. And just in time for the busiest travel season. I'm sure there's no connection, none at all  (ft.com) (50)


Fri November 18, 2011
(WLSAM) Fail The big "Spanksgiving" sexpo is the kickoff of the big "Swallowday" season in Illinois  (wlsam.com) (17)
(Some Guy) Interesting The holiday season is officially here now that cops have made their first arrest of someone carrying gift-wrapped packages of marijuana  (kitsapsun.com) (45)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Slanch Report) Dumbass College marching band makes fun of own team, gets banned by the school for the final game of the season. Fark: team is 0-9  (slanchreport.com) (26)
(ESPN) Amusing NFL team logos need a little updating for the season. Page 2 is on it  (espn.go.com) (149)


Wed November 16, 2011
(wsbtv) Dumbass Teen gets stuck in chimney while trying to break into house. Cops say it's very common during the flue season  (wsbtv.com) (22)


Tue November 15, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Packer season tickets: In high demand, hard to get your hands on, and they might just save your life  (espn.go.com) (45)
(Washington Post) Sad It's the beginning of the end for Community as NBC puts it on midseason hiatus to make way for the return of 30 Rock. Evil Troy and evil Abed finally get their revenge  (washingtonpost.com) (137)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Gigwise) Cool Well, at least there's some good news on the horizon, Doctor Who fans: John Barrowman doesn't think Torchwood will be back for a fifth season  (gigwise.com) (76)
(Some Scrooge) Obvious Bah, humbug. If you try to smuggle illegal items like marijuana to put in Santa Claus's cookies this holiday season wrapped as gifts, the TSA warns that you won't get away with it  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (83)
(IndyStar) Fail Indianapolis Colts fans, after seeing the 2009 team throw away a chance for a perfect season, may finally get their wish for 16 in a row  (indystar.com) (58)


Sun November 13, 2011
(USA Today) Spiffy Royal Caribbean lowers drinking age on ships overseas. Promises that any teen who can't handle their alcohol will be put into dry dock  (travel.usatoday.com) (24)
(Some Guy) Interesting Sebastian Vettel ties Nigel Mansell's record for taking 14 poles in a single season, is hoping to smoke 'em at the start and show everyone else his rear end all day. Abu Dhabi Grand Prix live at 7:30 AM ET  (formula-one.speedtv.com) (12)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Paste Magazine) Cool Showtime gives "Weeds" the green for an eighth season (spoilers)  (pastemagazine.com) (34)


Thu November 10, 2011
(CNNGo) Interesting Roast beans locally, age them depending on season, grind to appropriate fineness, warm up handle, run hot water, mount handle, extract espresso immediately. And only yell highbrow obscenities at your barista if they miss any of these steps  (cnngo.com) (76)


Wed November 09, 2011
(ABC) Dumbass JoePa says he'll retire at season's end. He'll be lucky if he isn't fired first  (abcnews.go.com) (1987)
(Reuters) Dumbass Things not to send in overseas mail: Chapter 1 - Live military flares  (reuters.com) (22)


Mon November 07, 2011
(BBC) Spiffy Taiwanese fishermen catch six Somali pirates out of season, throw them back into the sea  (bbc.co.uk) (136)
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy "I am renewing Spartacus for a third season." "I am renewing Spartacus for a third season." "I am renewing Spartacus for a third season." "I am renewing Spartacus for a third season"  (insidetv.ew.com) (59)
(Gamma Squad) Sick Facebook group members mail chicken pox infected candy to parents who want to infect their kid with the disease instead of vaccinating. A plague on all their houses  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (250)
(National Post) Interesting Canadian Security Intelligence Service could soon be allowed to spy overseas, which is bad news for the people running Iran's secret maple syrup reactors   (fullcomment.nationalpost.com) (30)


Sun November 06, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Can the Colts and Dolphins keep their bizarro-perfect seasons going? Will the Packers provide us with more epic Riversface of Defeat? How will Tebow fail this time? It's the NFL Week 9 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(New York Daily News) Interesting Today's red hot MLB prospect is a 6'5" pitcher with a 96mph fastball, throwing five consecutive sub-2.00 ERA seasons and comes to you ... from Japan  (nydailynews.com) (35)


Sat November 05, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season four, it's Attack of the Eye Creatures, in which a group of teenagers try to thwart inept aliens. Joel, Servo, and Crow make this awful remake enjoyable. "Come out with your eyes up"  (youtube.com) (28)
(Guardian) Strange Cash-strapped Scotland Yard tells TV documentary producers that to be featured on any of their programmes, they charge £500 a day and 15% of overseas and merch profits, plus additional fees for use of bikes, cars, dogs and horses, plus VAT  (guardian.co.uk) (16)


Fri November 04, 2011
(ESPN) Fail O's are 0 for 3 this offseason, as in three different GM candidates have turned them down  (espn.go.com) (42)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Daily Mail) Asinine World's first 'halal whisky' made without alcohol goes on sale in time for party season. To halal with that  (dailymail.co.uk) (102)


Wed November 02, 2011
(wcyb.com) Scary Tractor-trailer accident protects highway from the gum disease gingivitis  (wcyb.com) (11)
(Fox News) Spiffy Montreal signs midfielder Ubiparipovic for debut season. That is--until someone tricks him into saying his name backward and sends him back to the 5th dimension  (foxnews.com) (28)


Mon October 31, 2011
(The Age (Melbourne)) Strange Melt a tablespoon of butter over medium heat, fry koala until lightly browned, add mirepoix and beef stock, simmer for an hour or two, season to taste, et voilà  (theage.com.au) (55)


Sat October 29, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K's 3rd season, it's the classic episode Daddy-O. Watch as Joel, Servo, and Crow tackle this cheesy 50's crime caper, complete with music from John Williams. "He's singing the left side of the menu"  (youtube.com) (13)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Deer season. Snake season. Deer season. Snake season. DEER SEASON. SNAKE SEASON  (palmbeachpost.com) (42)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Baseball Reference) Hero It's official: According to WPA statistic, David Freese is now the greatest postseason hero of all time. OF ALL TIME  (baseball-reference.com) (143)
(io9) Interesting Dinosaurs migrated seasonally; whenever the hell else they felt like it  (io9.com) (9)
(The New York Times) Interesting With Tornado Season over, Kansas residents look forward to the annual Tumbleweed Migration  (nytimes.com) (29)


Wed October 26, 2011
(MDC.mo.gov) Scary The Missouri Department of Conservation would like to warn hunters and other nature enthusiasts about various outdoor dangers this season, including snakes, mountain lions, zombies and bears. Wait, what?  (mdc.mo.gov) (55)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary We live in a scary world. There's the omnipresent threat of international terrorism. The looming specter of global economic collapse. A surge of vaccine-resistant diseases. And Baxter, a Westie-bichon frise mix who poops wherever he wants  (washingtonpost.com) (151)
(Daily Mail) Sad Pics from Walking Dead, Season 2... Oh wait, my mistake. It's just Robin Gibb of the BeeGees  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy FedEx to deliver 22,000 new jobs this holiday season in new package deal  (marketwatch.com) (22)
(The New York Times) Amusing Walter White's blue meth? In *my* new episode of The Walking Dead? It's more likely than you think (last paragraph contains spoiler for fourth-season finale of "Breaking Bad")  (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com) (136)


Mon October 24, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Ravens murder their opponents, or do the Jaguars stand a chance at winning a second game this season? It's Monday Night Football on ESPN (Game starts at 8:30 PM)  (espn.go.com) (too many)
(ESPN) Cool The New Orleans Saints score 62 points in thrashing the hapless Indianapolis Colts. The St. Louis Rams have scored 56 points total this season. Next week, the Saints play the Rams. That's the joke  (sports.espn.go.com) (150)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Some Crab) Cool Tiny sweaters for penguins? Here's one better: 3-D printed seashells for hermit crabs. Crabs  (shareable.net) (71)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Are Arsenal this season's Liverpool? Will the Toon be able to keep hold of a top four spot? All this plus a take-no-prisoners Manchester derby in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (479)


Sat October 22, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season ten, Mike, Servo, and Crow take on Hamlet. One of the funniest episodes, it features more fart jokes and juvenile humor than any other episode, just as Shakespeare intended. "Hey, Hamlet, why don't you Ram-let?"  (youtube.com) (21)
(Daily Mail) Interesting To prevent liver disease, doctors now recommend three alcohol-free days a week. Of course, it's all on a case-by-case basis  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Fri October 21, 2011
(NYPost) Obvious Madison Square Garden shows off the first round of their renovations just in time for the start of the Knicks season. One little problem  (nypost.com) (11)
(NME) Sad The IT Crowd is coming to an end after the fourth season  (nme.com) (135)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Warming Glow) Amusing When the "Breaking Bad" cast throws a wrap party, the "Breaking Bad" cast throws a KICKASS wrap party. (contains possible spoilers for the fourth season finale)  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (72)


Tue October 18, 2011
(ABC) Obvious Seasonal jobs that used to go to kids are being snatched up by older people desperate for work  (abcnews.go.com) (85)
(Stuff.co.nz) Dumbass Mother tries to get daughter into prestigious school by: A) teacher recommendations B) video resume C) spreading sex disease lies about rival applicant  (stuff.co.nz) (31)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Coming Soon) Spiffy The second season premiere of "The Walking Dead" limps its way to record ratings  (comingsoon.net) (207)
(WTOP) Weird Rare disease causes 26-year-old to age decades  (wtop.com) (78)


Sun October 16, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Lions suffer first loss of the season. Subby has been submitting this link every week as a force of habit  (sports.espn.go.com) (101)
(Entertainment Weekly) Scary Who will survive? Who will die? Who will join the ranks of The Walking Dead? It's your official season two discussion thread. And to get us started, here are 20 pictures from the new season  (ew.com) (464)
(USA Today) News 15-car pileup at Indy season finale in Las Vegas claims life of Dan Wheldon  (usatoday.com) (271)
(Some Guy) Asinine Just in time for Halloween, your canned seasonal article about the horrors of... snow-sledding?  (health.usnews.com) (25)


Sat October 15, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season ten, it's Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, featuring Merlin chasing an evil monkey stuffed animal. Mike, Crow, and Servo give us yet another outstanding episode. "I keep a dossier on all evil monkey buyers"  (youtube.com) (25)
(MSNBC) Spiffy Little girl loses teddy bear that stands in for her dad while he is deployed overseas. Highway workers find the bear and return it, raising a lot of dust in the process  (msnbc.msn.com) (41)

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