| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Today marks beginning of Beer Week in Sacramento. Meanwhile, Stockton gears up for Meth Week (sacbee.com) | (57) | ||
| And movie theatre employees think they have it bad now (news.discovery.com) | (76) |
| If you're going to get in a flamewar with someone on the Internet, try to make sure it isn't Cecil Adams. Watch while he takes apart someone who insulted his research (straightdope.com) | (103) |
| (Some Seafood Guy) | Problem: Humans eat sharks, so sharks can't eat stingrays, so stingrays eat oysters. Solution: Humans eat stingrays (marketplace.publicradio.org) | (97) |