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53 headlines found matching 'scoop'
Sun February 18, 2018
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Play-by-play of the Washington Dotards vs. the Beijing Reds as an attempted forced fumble is stopped by an offensive tackle
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Thu February 15, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now is not the time to talk about gun control because Two Scoops thinks immigrants are scary. Thirsty Thursday MSNBC Discussion thread. Get the booze flowing for 8PM EST
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
The inside scoop on how Russia turned Mark Zuckerberg into a sock puppet and attacked our democracy
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Sun February 11, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Paul Nehlen's Twitter account suspended after posting some, well, President Two Scoops would call them "kind words"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"The problem for Kelly is that a good number of his staff tell me he's a liar"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"What is Obstruction of Justice?" Add some pop-up pictures and we could use this to explain it to Donnie Two Scoops
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Sun February 04, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Half-scoop: Democrats are "McCarthyists" and "commies." No, the interviewer did not check whether he knew what either was
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Did Half Scoop just admit his dad fired McCabe and used the Nunes memo to do it?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
UK: You release the memo Donnie, and we're not going to share any more intel with you. So what's it gonna be, Two Scoops?
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Broadway World)
 
 
 
After the town discovered the founder's statue beheaded, Hiram continues his plans to bring a monorail to the Southside, while Archie is warned to "stay out of Springfield". Will Jughead discover Jellybean shot Mr. Blossom? "Riverdale" 8 PM ET on CW
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop doesn't think "the American taxpayer" should have to pay McCabe's pension, has a terminal case of irony
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Sun January 28, 2018
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Hold my scoops and watch me denigrate the leader of our closest ally
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The trump administration considers nationalizing a portion of the nation's mobile network
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Fri January 26, 2018
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The Lighthouse erupts in revolution forcing the Kasius to move into his endgame. Meanwhile, a mysterious stranger provides Gemma with an escape route to the past, a blue police call box. (ABC 9ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump try to flee to a foreign country without an extradition treaty? Will Half Scoop's testimony be damning? Will McGahn resign over a Mueller firing? Oh what a week. THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dumpy: "Look, this Mueller firing story is a hoax to distract you from Hillary's emails, which is the real scandal." (twenty minutes later) "Yeah, okay, he tried to fire Mueller. BUT not without good cause"
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Thu January 25, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
As was rumoured earlier, it's a total coincidence that Intel's CEO sold off his shares on the same day that the company alerted computer makers to flaws in its chips. A. Total. Coincidence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like we's about to get the full scoop on half scoops half truths
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Mon January 22, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG on #MeToo: It's about F'ing time. TwoScoops last seen cowering in a corner of the Oval Office with his little hands covering his little ....something
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Little elf weasel Jeff Sessions told new FBI Director Christopher Wray to make a "fresh start" by firing, er, I mean, replacing his entire core team including FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Start popping the popcorn. Lindsey Graham is publicly picking a fight with Trump's key immigration advisor Stephen Miller, says DACA negotiations are going nowhere because of him
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Donald Trump expresses his full faith and confidence in Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The government is shut down and in shambles - Half scoop: Fark it, I'm going skiing
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Russians that met with Half-Scoop and Kosher Kush in 2016 were at Donnie Two Scoop's inauguration
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Kids at Kosher Kush's high school told to write letters telling Donnie 2 Scoops how great a president he is. Some of their parents have a problem with this for some reason
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Bannon told Priebus, Snekretary all about the treasonous meeting that Donnie Half Scoop set up with the Russians. Seriously, Bannon said that the head of the RNC knew the Republican Presidential campaign was cavorting with the Russians
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Tue January 16, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops weighs 239 pounds (lol), is in excellent health (chortle) and has perfect cognitive function (BWAHAHAHAHAHA). This is your MSNBC Discussion Thread. Discuss the utter bullshiat starting at 8PM EST
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently Felix Sater has been ratting on Two Scoops, Half Scoop, and Kosher Kush, since last summer, and "Mueller has them cold on money laundering"
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Fri January 12, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Continuing shiathole fallout, Mueller sets trial date for Manafort and Gates, and there is Stormy weather ahead for Two Scoops. This is the Fresh Hell Friday edition of the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Get your beer and popcorn and join in at 8PM EST
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoop pull his head from his shiathole? Will Congress do something instead of ignore him? Will Mueller please just start dropping indictments? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5PM news drop)
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Thu January 11, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
🎶 Halfscoop wants a gun. 🎶 Halfscoop wants a gun. 🎶 The whole thing's come undone. 🎶Halfscoop wants a gun🎶
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
TSA reveals strangest items found in 2017, including Satan's pizza cutter, a rifle-shaped umbrella, and Demogorgon's ice cream scoop
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
A day after his commission was shut down by Two Scoops, Kris Kobach accuses two of voter fraud. Guess which party they're registered with
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Thu January 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's a chance this white powder might be cocaine. Let's snort it
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's Junior Scoop's 40th birthday today. What should we get him for his present?
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Sat December 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's see what half-scoop is up to on Twitter- Oh Jesus
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Fri December 15, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops: "It's a shame what's happened with the FBI. We're gonna rebuild the FBI. It'll be bigger and better than ever." Oh, and I'm prolly gonna pardon Flynn. Kthxbye
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Thu December 07, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Franken resigns, Half Scoop is in more trouble, and Erik Prince is an evil mofo. MSNBC thread starting at 8PM EST
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Wed December 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donnie Half Scoop implicates Hope Hicks in the 2016 Trump Tower meeting fiasco
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Either the Russians lied to Congress and burned the Trump family, or Donnie Half Scoop is so dumb he actually asked a foreign power for damning info on his father's political opponent. Which is treason. Which is delicious
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Tue December 05, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller is going after Trump's bank records, White House says pedophilia is OK if you are a Republican, and Two Scoops is going to do something monumentally stupid in Israel. And it is only Tuesday. MSNBC Discussion thread starts at 8PM EST
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Fri December 01, 2017
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"The delivery company supervisor came out in his personal car and was not prepared for cleanup. He was in shock when he saw the size of 'it.' He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn't want to take it with him (it smelled really bad)"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will America witness a swift end due to Republican taxes? Will Donnie Two Scoops twitshiat his heart away? Will Mueller *finally* announce the next round of indictments? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fatty Two Scoops: STFU about all my golfing
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Bourdain: There is no such thing as "manly" foods or "manly" drinks, and I regret being linked to bro cuisine. Drink all the whiskey, Scotch, bourbon, beer, or cosmopolitans you want, no matter your gender
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Fri November 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN legal analyst can't get over how Donnie Half-Scoop is taunting Mueller on Twitter
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Wed November 15, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
R's are trying to crater the healthcare market (again), Roy Moore continues to be a skeevy jackass, and Lil Donnie Half-Scoop continues to make fenceposts look like MENSA candidates. MSNBC Primetime Livethread, festivities start at 8pm EST
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Wed November 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Jeff Flake says that Donnie Two Scoops calling for the FBI to go after his political opponents isn't normal, or as they say in the post Trump political world, "A day that ends in 'Y'"
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donnie Half-Scoop may have promised the Russians a review of the Magnitsky Act should his father win the presidency
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Once Putin undermined Hillary and helped get Donnie two scoops elected, they are now doing their best to undermine his administration. It's almost as if they hate America in general
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop using his kid to score cheap political points
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After Maddow's done giving Trump's asshole a new asshole, General Kelly is going to be on with Laura Ingraham at 10 ET for her new show. Hannity is on at 9 ET as well, but who cares? Let's see what the man saving us from nuclear war has to say
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It was a terrible, horrible, no-good day for Two Scoops. But it was a GREAT day for America. Grab your popcorn and drinks and join us in the MSNBC primetime discussion thread. (Starts at 8PM EDT)
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