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Headlines matching 'scientists'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Yahoo) Silly Finally, scientists have solved one of the most critical and vexing problems, how is ponytail formed?  (news.yahoo.com) (24)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Spiffy Scientists discover a drug designed to fight cancer reverses Alzheimer's in mice. Still no cure for cancer  (mnn.com) (65)
(Short List) Dumbass Scientists create a robot that needs to shiat. Meanwhile, cancer is still without a cure  (shortlist.com) (17)
(LA Times) Spiffy News: Scientists have found a drug that reverses Alzheimer's in mice within 72 hours Fark: the drug also cures cancer  (latimes.com) (27)


Thu February 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious The "mystery" behind the deaths of the Iranian nuclear scientists has been solved. Guess who? Go ahead. Guess  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (345)
(Science Daily) Scary Scientists find brains of spiders are so large they fill their body cavities and overflow into their legs, meaning Clock Spider is probably plotting to take over the world  (sciencedaily.com) (37)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Weird Scientists discover a primate with a shriek that more ear-piercing than your sister-in-law's  (mnn.com) (31)
(Wired) Interesting Everyone's lovable sex loving ape turns out to be a paedomorph, and guess what? Scientists theorize it was because of their women  (wired.com) (26)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Sci Mag) Cool News: Scientists accidentally make a sheet of glass only three atoms thick, analyze its structure. Fark: It exactly matches a prediction made by a glass theorist in 1932  (news.sciencemag.org) (45)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Guardian) Followup Blue balls mystery solved by scientists  (guardian.co.uk) (30)
(News.com.au) Scary Scientists want to engineer designer babies with three parents. MU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA  (news.com.au) (63)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool New experiment will force creationist arguments to evolve  (tgdaily.com) (229)
(Some Shoggoth) Followup Group of scientists searching the Antarctic for a lake buried for tens of millions of years suddenly stop responding to colleagues, Miskatonic officials  (globalpost.com) (311)
(Gizmodo) Cool Scientists use deadly plant to create a cancer-killing grenade. But your Skyrim character is pretty impressive, too  (gizmodo.com) (32)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Secret of red wine as revealed by scientists: "You'd have to drink more than 600 bottles of wine to get the amount of resveratrol that would deliver any noticeable health benefits." Subby: "Challenge accepted"  (news.yahoo.com) (135)
(Daily Mail) Interesting OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE and butter and garlic  (dailymail.co.uk) (41)


Wed February 01, 2012
(io9) Unlikely Scientists say sugar is as toxic as alcohol & there should be a drinking age for soft drinks  (io9.com) (169)
(Some Guy) Obvious Scientists now able to reconstruct words from thoughts. Subject D. Curtis' experiment results reveal "sex sex beer beer sex beer boobies beer boobies sex sex boobies beer sex beer boobies sex beer boobies" occurs 500 times a minute  (news.sciencemag.org) (32)
(Washington Post) Cool After 20 years of drilling, scientists have almost reached a subglacial lake in Antarctica that hasn't seen daylight in 20 million years. Which means great scientific advances or the release of an unstoppable evil from its tomb, hard to say  (washingtonpost.com) (124)


Tue January 31, 2012
(io9) Interesting Scientist has either figured out the answer to life, the universe, and everything or is batshiat insane. No one knows for sure yet  (io9.com) (79)
(Telegraph) Interesting Tomatoes slow prostate cancer, but are incredibly messy to apply  (telegraph.co.uk) (24)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Discover) Fail Scientists determine global warming caused by the Wall Street Journal's and Daily Mail's pants being on fire  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (460)
(Daily Mail) Interesting I know it sounds a corny and a bit nutty, but scientists have developed a special type of bacteria that changes the color of human excrement to let them know exactly what ails you  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)
(News.com.au) Weird From the "This Will Not End Well" Department: Scientists make human brain cells using the skin of schizophrenic patients  (news.com.au) (14)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Things scientists write in research papers...and what they actually mean  (recyclexp.net) (49)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Huffington Post) Spiffy According to scientists, some women can store sperm for years. Your mom finds that a little hard to swallow  (huffingtonpost.com) (102)
(The Onion) Satire Scientists: 'Look, one-third of the human race has to die for civilization to be sustainable, so how do we want to do this?'  (theonion.com) (123)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Smh.com.au) Cool Scientists at UT Austin have perfected a working "cloaking device" in their lab. Critics say this is yet another example of Obama's lawlessness as this is a blatant violation of the Treaty of Algeron  (smh.com.au) (38)


Wed January 25, 2012
(The Register) Sick Scientists find it's more difficult to think outside the box when you're actually in a box. Talk about outside-the-box thinking. They obviously weren't in a box when they thought of it  (theregister.co.uk) (14)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Labspaces.net) Strange Scientists grow weary of trying to cure cancer, take time off to create magnetic soap  (labspaces.net) (19)
(CNN) Scary Scientists:"So we've run the numbers Tokyo, and you've got about four years before you're destroyed"  (cnn.com) (90)


Mon January 23, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Scientists ask the dangerous question, "What if intelligent life had developed on Earth...and the apes had actually taken over?"  (msnbc.msn.com) (116)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Scientists say falling asleep right after sex is a sign you're deeply in love. Best. Wingmen. Ever  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)
(Yahoo) Interesting Russian scientist claims signs of life spotted on Venus. Wal-Mart immediately plans opening of store #8403  (news.yahoo.com) (51)


Sat January 21, 2012
(BBC) Followup Scientists suspend work on weapons grade bird flu, giving rest of world 60 days to beat some sense into them  (bbc.co.uk) (12)


Thu January 19, 2012
(ABC) Unlikely Iran claims that after the murder of their scientist, 1,000 students switched their majors to nuclear science. Of course since most used to be "comparative medieval poetry" majors, this isn't expected to help much  (abcnews.go.com) (57)


Wed January 18, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Cool It's a small world, after all  (physorg.com) (14)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Scientists find 314 lost fossils from Darwin collection. Fox News says it adds up to about 19 a year since the beginning of time  (foxnews.com) (61)
(Live Science) Spiffy Scientists develop power source for cyborg cockroaches, impress Dr. Bambi Berenbaum  (livescience.com) (32)


Mon January 16, 2012
(io9) Interesting Scientist claims genetic material called "TNA" precursor to RNA and DNA. Giggity  (io9.com) (35)
(BBC) Interesting British scientists have positioned equipment that will dig deep into Antarctic ice next summer and unleash a horror that will destroy humanity  (bbc.co.uk) (23)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Scientists now able to show what goes on inside the mind of the average Farker  (foxnews.com) (56)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Iran: "Our nuclear scientists are randomly asploding." USA: "Wasn't us." Israel: "I understand there has been a problem with suicides among the scientists, LOL"  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)
(STLToday) Obvious medIa insiSts they'Re bAffled, have no idEa who is going after nucLear scientists  (stltoday.com) (164)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Wired) Strange What scientists have created is an electronic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost  (wired.com) (39)


Tue January 10, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Interesting Doomsday Clock moved a minute closer to midnight, proving even atomic scientists aren't immune to 2012 hysteria  (3news.co.nz) (97)
(Time) Cool ♫ Sunny day sweepin' the clouds away/ On my way to where the air is sweet/ Can you tell Elmo how to get M less than ρΔV? ♫  (healthland.time.com) (22)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Lifehacker) Interesting Scientists debunk ten common body myths  (lifehacker.com) (100)
(BBC) Amusing The beer goggle effect is real, say scientists. Here comes the drinky drunky science (with video)  (bbc.co.uk) (23)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Philly.com) Amusing Scientists studying pot never noticed how cool the shape of their belly button was before just now, man  (philly.com) (35)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Telegraph) Strange Scientists discover men and women have different personalities. Who knew?  (telegraph.co.uk) (21)
(Daily Mail) Scary Scientists create freakish 'supersoldier' ants and OMG KILL THEM WITH FIRE (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (70)
(Fox News) Interesting Would someone please take the scientists to the movies once in a while, before it's too late?  (foxnews.com) (24)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Fox News) PSA Scientist using Velociraptors as inspiration for next generation of robots. Sleep tight  (foxnews.com) (16)
(Discovery) Cool Amazing new headphones blast music through your skull via "bone conduction". Scientists haven't observed this much "bone conduction" since observing your mom last night  (news.discovery.com) (36)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Scientists now think that the great Khmer empire in Cambodia collapsed due to a prolonged drought, and not because of immigration issues caused by too many Ankgor babies as previously thought  (news.yahoo.com) (47)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists mystified as babies keep getting bigger and longer. IT'S CALLED "GROWING UP", DUMBASSES  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)


Sun January 01, 2012
(ABC) Strange Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye. Several hundred blackbirds, Falling from the sky. Scientists are puzzled why, They're falling from the heavens. All they know is that this ain't A repeat from 2011  (abcnews.go.com) (34)


Sat December 31, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Underwater cannon could show promise in fighting off invasive species...if scientists could figure out how to light the damn fuse  (msnbc.msn.com) (12)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Scientists downgrade threat from Cleveland Volcano, refuse to do the same for Cleveland, Ohio  (washingtonpost.com) (26)


Fri December 30, 2011
(BBC) Silly Scientists film panda eating meat in China. They hadn't seen a feral beast eat this much meat since they filmed your mom last night  (bbc.co.uk) (36)


Thu December 29, 2011
(BBC) Cool Scientists capture remarkable images of life from one of the most inhospitable spots in the ocean  (bbc.co.uk) (13)


Wed December 28, 2011
(BBC) Followup Thanks to a switcheroo that would have impressed Indiana Jones and with the help of Jimmy Stewart as a smuggler, we now know the true origin of the mummified Yeti finger  (bbc.co.uk) (61)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Scientists: "Wait, why not just make mosquitoes immune to Malaria?"  (newswise.com) (59)
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Scientists show that the long-known phenomenon that tornado-producing storms are less frequent on weekends is real, and it's due to air pollution dropping on weekends. But what kind of crazy talk is that, humans affecting the weather?  (physorg.com) (78)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists may have finally found out why your palms are so hairy  (dailymail.co.uk) (4)
(Gizmodo) Cool Scientists invent painless dental filling process which uses a plasma toothbrush to do it in less than 30 seconds. It will arrive in 2013 If you're terrified by dentists, today is an awesome day  (gizmodo.com) (144)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Independent) Unlikely Scientists claim to have discovered the secret of the Turin Shroud. Their conclusion? They're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens  (independent.co.uk) (320)
(Medical Daily Journal) Interesting Still no cure for cancer, but now scientists have found a way to keep tumors alive in the lab. The hard part was teaching the healthy cells to smoke  (medicaldaily.com) (7)
(UPI) Interesting Fossil find in Wales gives scientists bones  (upi.com) (6)


Sat December 17, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious The only thing this "solar power breakthrough doubles output" article is missing is the obligatory "scientists believe it will be commercially viable in five to ten years" phrase  (latimes.com) (58)
(MSNBC) Interesting Scientists have figured out that {Republicans} {Democrats} are good for our democracy  (msnbc.msn.com) (47)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Gawker) Scary Scientists discover "leaproach" capable of jumping more than 50 times its own body length in order to land in your darkest nightmares  (gawker.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Interesting Scientists discover why buttercups glow when held up to your chin. Still no cure for cancer  (the-scientist.com) (8)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Live Science) Interesting Physics geeks' blue bosons are aching as Higgs discovery remains juuust out of reach  (livescience.com) (34)


Mon December 12, 2011
(LA Times) Asinine With $666,000 in federal research money, scientists examined whether distant prayer could heal AIDS. It could not  (latimes.com) (195)
(Miami Herald) Spiffy Christian evangelist climate change scientist doesn't believe in global warming... because "belief" is faith in things not supported by facts  (miamiherald.com) (410)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Labspaces.net) Interesting Scientists are studying Earth's nighttime lighting to measure disease spread. In unrelated news, a satellite was temporarily blinded when it focused on your mom's house last week  (labspaces.net) (6)
(News24) Interesting Scientists found that supplementing the cows' feed with the leftover material from wine-making reduced methane emissions by 20%, increased milk production by 5% and raised snobbery levels 100%  (news24.com) (70)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious "Some children's cereals packed with sugar." This message brought to you by the Institute for Scientists Who Woke Up and Realized they Promised to Publish Something Today  (washingtonpost.com) (121)


Tue December 06, 2011
(USA Today) Cool Scientists at Berkeley point their telescope at your mom  (usatoday.com) (15)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Discover) Strange Scientists samples sperm from wide variety of naked mole rats. Oh well, everyone needs a hobby  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (13)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Scientists who created doomsday flu virus in lab and want to share their results in a research paper are worried about a media firestorm. Gee, ya think?  (news.sciencemag.org) (104)
(ABC) Interesting Scientists identify "morning person" gene. Researchers tentatively call it Couric7AM  (abcnews.go.com) (72)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Scientists receive $6 million to create earthquake early warning system. Suggestions are to make an ultra sensitive seismograph with computerized monitoring, or just get a dog  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (22)


Mon November 28, 2011
(io9) Interesting Scientist claims all dogs originated in one tiny part of East Asia. Your dog wants steak stir-fry  (io9.com) (60)


Fri November 25, 2011
(NPR) Interesting Scientists determine why flies like beer. Possibly not for the same reasons you do  (npr.org) (11)
(Abc.net.au) Interesting Discovery of ancient hooks suggest that early humans fished for tuna. Scientists warn it still could be red herring  (abc.net.au) (29)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Canoe) Spiffy Scientists pontificate that observing the female form without textile impediments increases cerebral activity, with corresponding increase in intell--BOOBIES  (cnews.canoe.ca) (273)
(MSNBC) Interesting Scientists are working hard to build a better turkey, better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster. They have the technology. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na  (msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Wed November 23, 2011
(CTV) Fail 2009: Herd of 200,000+ Caribou destroyed by Climate Change 2011: Oh, oops. Turns out they just moved  (ctv.ca) (116)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Good news: Scientists may have found a legitimate way to significantly slow the aging process. Bad News: It won't help much until they find that cure for cancer we're always talking about  (nytimes.com) (13)


Fri November 18, 2011
(io9) Weird Four out of five scientists believe we are not alone. (with WTF picture proof)  (io9.com) (92)
(Slate) Obvious Boys' brains are different than girls' brains. Well, for one, boys are smarter, more mature, and better suited to being leaders while girls have cooties  (slate.com) (125)
(Yahoo) Cool Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider discover antimatter particles behave differently from their matter counterparts, likely due to their evil goatees  (news.yahoo.com) (27)
(NPR) Dumbass Scientist changes H5N1 from being lethal to being lethal and highly contagious. Yay Science  (npr.org) (85)


Thu November 17, 2011
(BBC) Interesting Whatcha gonna map? GHOST MOUNTAINS  (bbc.co.uk) (9)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Scientists create light in a vacuum. That sucks, but in a good way  (physorg.com) (47)
(Some Guy) Interesting Boeing delivers first batch of 30,000-pound bunker-busting bombs to Air Force. Iran busy photoshopping new underwear for nuclear scientists  (wtkr.com) (161)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Interesting Researchers develop early Alzheimer's detection method via nose exam. Also, scientists can find out if you have Alzheimer's by checking your nose  (thelocal.de) (12)
(Mother Nature Network) Strange Scientists say cheese may be better for your heart than butter. Which is kind of like saying vodka may be better for your liver than tequila  (mnn.com) (84)
(BBC) Interesting When speaking about holes, smaller is better  (bbc.co.uk) (11)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Discovery) Interesting Scientists create world's smallest electric vehicle, promptly forget where they parked it  (news.discovery.com) (8)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Time) Interesting Maybe the reason scientists haven't found life in space is because they aren't looking at the right cities in space  (time.com) (42)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Texas scientist achieves "invisibility cloak" technology, which is great news for Rick Perry  (news.yahoo.com) (116)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Discover) Cool Could we be looking at the end of AIDS? This time scientists aren't just sure, they are HIV positive  (discovermagazine.com) (50)
(PhysOrg.com) Strange Scientists discover more strange and troubling behavior of common chemical, dihydrogen monoxide. When are we going to wake up and ban this once and for all?  (physorg.com) (35)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Modern scientists now doing their best work in their 40s and 50s. Younger scientists too busy holding up pants  (businessweek.com) (35)


Tue November 08, 2011
(AL.com) Interesting Scientist explores a theory that tornadoes may be attracted to specific land characteristics like ridges, hills, and trailer parks  (blog.al.com) (67)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Ars Technica) Interesting Scientists discover genetic proof that beer was invented at least 40,000 years ago  (arstechnica.com) (40)


Fri November 04, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Time to update your periodic table again as scientist officially name three new elements: Darmstadtium (Ds), Roentgenium (Rg) and Copernicium (Cn). what would have been your suggestion?  (physorg.com) (122)
(Some Guy) Interesting Scientists have finally proven that flipping pancakes is hard. Thank you, scientists  (i-programmer.info) (29)
(WTOP) Weird Scientists have discovered that female trout have more in common with your mom than previously thought  (wtop.com) (7)


Wed November 02, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Interesting Scientists begin eel-tagging project. Oddly, this is not a euphemism  (thelocal.de) (9)
(BBC) Interesting Fracking may have made the earth move, scientists say, lighting a post-frack cigarette  (bbc.co.uk) (15)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Short List) Interesting Scientists say a full Kindle is a billionth of a billionth of a gram heavier than an empty one. Back to that niggling cancer conundrum, chaps?  (shortlist.com) (54)
(Science Daily) Interesting Scientists find sixth nucleotide especially common in brain. Search continues for Sixth Beatle  (sciencedaily.com) (14)


Mon October 31, 2011
(DNA India) Strange Indian scientists announce successful creation of lab-grown cumulus clouds in Operation Schleprock  (dnaindia.com) (15)
(Forbes) Interesting Step 1: Announce work on a functional cold fusion device. Step 2: Get money from investors. Step 3: Proclaim successful test of the cold fusion device. Step 4: Retire and leave the country before real scientists test it  (forbes.com) (67)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting Army food scientists have conquered caffeinated jerky, but the search for combat-ready pizza continues  (washingtonpost.com) (96)
(USA Today) Sad Scientists say that big cats like lions and tigers could be extinct in 20 years. Sports fans in Detroit rush to stock up on team memorabilia  (usatoday.com) (35)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Scientists track dopamine release in brain at microsecond level to reveal why you chose a hot pocket over ramen noodles even though it burns your mouth like nuclear lava every time  (medicalxpress.com) (30)
(Science Daily) Obvious Scientists record dream content for first time, find of course that you're at a meeting and you forgot to wear your pants and the boss is asking you to go to lunch and already the marshmallow spider monkeys are laughing at you  (sciencedaily.com) (42)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Scientists fascinated by spot on Uranus  (skymania.com) (32)
(Science Daily) Interesting Scientists have confirmed that Eris is an exact twin of Pluto, still not a planet  (sciencedaily.com) (39)


Tue October 25, 2011
(US News) Obvious Scientists say smoking pot can make it harder to find your way out of a maze. So if you smoke pot, avoid scientists who want to put you in mazes  (health.usnews.com) (160)
(Science Daily) Interesting Computer scientists crack the Copiale Cipher, dating from 18th century Germany; are now working on other mysteries, including the unsolved Zodiac Killer ciphers, the Voynich Manuscript, and why "The Simpsons" is still on TV  (sciencedaily.com) (95)
(Washington Post) Obvious Obama administration struggling with the thorny question of whether scientists should inject healthy children with the anthrax vaccine to see if it protects them against a bioterrorism attack. Yeah, some people have issues with this  (washingtonpost.com) (79)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists claim ancient spear lodged in mastodon skeleton proves humans populated North America 1,000 years earlier than previously thought. Still looking for foot-powered cars and record players made from birds  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Metro) Interesting This definitely bears...I mean, coyotes repeating  (metro.co.uk) (22)


Wed October 19, 2011
(io9) Unlikely Scientists claim we want to feel sorry for monsters that scare us. That is ridiculous, subby does not feel sorry for Dick Cheney at all  (io9.com) (23)
(Boing Boing) Stupid S#*@ scientists say  (boingboing.net) (66)

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