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192 headlines found matching 'scientists'
Thu October 19, 2017
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that dogs are really manipulating little cutie pies
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists, apparently still hard of hearing, baffled about the source of the loudest underwater sound ever recorded twenty years ago
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Tinder is reinforcing ancient mating habits...like the 2am booty calls behind the Gas-N-Sip
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's how mosquitos suck your blood and escape without you feeling their presence. Very similar to dealing with politicians
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big moon cave may mean big moon colony. So says Japanese probe, Selene. In other news, Japan has a space probe
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(Discover)
 
 
 
The glory of science
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Wed October 18, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Study finds men who are taller have more risk for aggressive prostate cancer, no mention if finger length contributing factor
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Tue October 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Skynet has taken an interest in boobies
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today's environmental boogeymen: Oysters and mussels. You dirty bastards
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover chemical that makes cancer cells commit suicide. Still no cure for self-confident, happy, fulfilled cancer living in stable relationships
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
There's only one way to survive a free-falling elevator. Do you know it?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scientists designed a robotic skin that can camouflage itself like an octopus making it even more difficult for the few humans left after the robot apocalypse to spot their new cybernetic overlords
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
It's called Pluto, motherfarker
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists not just surprised about how little Neandertal DNA was found in a 40K-year-old Chinese skeleton but how much was shared with a 35K-year-old European. Still no cure for spelling Nazis biatching to a top journal that it's spelled Neanderthal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hole in the ozone layer repairs may be delayed by 30 years. Thanks, Obama
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New research shows that pumas are not actually all that solitary. Most of this research likely took place on Pornhub, because that's where you discovered this fact years ago
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Something just punched a hole the size of Maine in the Antarctic ice, just next to those recently discovered Mountains of Madness
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Worried about a nuclear war? Or global warming causing an environmental apocalypse? Well, relax, those pale in comparison to the Yellowstone supervolcano eruption... which just became a lot scarier
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists want to alter the DNA of Mars astronauts in the 2030s to protect them from cancerous space radiation. WERNSTROM
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists find that switching from smoking to vaping makes you nearly immortal
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Turns out the rarest bird in the world was so rare it never actually existed in the first place. Either that, or it was eaten by Bigfoot after he took a nice swim with the Loch Ness Monster
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientists find a heretofore unknown system of vessels in the brain
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Eat chicken, steak, and avocado and you'll lose weight because of brain cells called tanycytes - which detect nutrients in food and help make you feel full. Almonds and pork shoulder also do this. I've heard of worse diets
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists trying to figure out how to keep dangerous bacteria from running amok on extended space missions. Amok amok amok
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists find adding asphalt to lithium batteries speeds up charging 20 times. Adding lithium batteries to asphalt doesn't speed up your crappy car though
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that mass of dust that's located more than 1,000 light-years from Earth known as Tabby's star is not an "alien megastructure"...but it's not an "alien megastructure"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists regrow broken bones utilizing nano-particles in new laboratory tests. This won't get out of control
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
SETI claims alien life will be found in twenty years, though if they just bring back SETI eels it will make Khan happy
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It took them six years but Japanese sea creatures displaced by the tsunami of 2011 are finally reaching the shores of the United States
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Shocking new study from the Romero Institute finds drinking beer makes you happy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists come unanimously to the conclusion that homeopathic medicine is complete nonsense. Still no cure for cancer, homeopathic or otherwise
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered how the first human got herpes, and it turns out it was an ad hominin occurrence
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Zombie Great Barrier Reef doesn't know that it is dead
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a genetically engineered bacteria to put an end to malaria ... that is spread through mosquito sex. And this is how the zombie apocalypse actually begins
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists using AI to identify irony in speech get the definition of irony wrong. Well isn't that sarcastic, don't you think?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Now that cancer and global warming have been solved, scientists are busy working on making cotton magnetic and glowing
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Thu September 28, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you're an ancient Canaanite ghost, you can't get enough of headless toad in the afterlife
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover two species of trees that use their seeds to entrap birds and turn them into plant food. Alfred Hitchcock would have approved
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists hope discovering why penguins are yelling will save the species
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Nature)
 
 
 
Larsen Iceshelfberg exposes hidden ecosystem that scientists are rushing to study before they disappear. Tag is for satellite photo
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Mon September 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
New research shows plastic nanoparticles may be causing brain damage in fish, leading to a high number of school dropouts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
60,000 year old cypress forest discovered off the coast of Alabama. Judge Roy Moore promises to clear cut it if elected
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists discover second octopus dwelling
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Cow farts (yes, really) are a leading cause of global warming. So, instead of trying to get people to give up their burgers and steaks, scientists are trying to design a more "climate-friendly" cow
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
All blue-eyed people have one ancestor in common. No word on gingers just yet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a good start, but if they can get it to stop Tweeting at 3 in the morning, then they'll really be onto something
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A new study discovers that people who drink too much in college have trouble finding jobs once they graduate. But at least it gives them more time to drink during the day
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Meet Beelzebufo, the giant frog that ate dinosaurs. Bonus points: Has a living relative named PacMan frog. Oh you, crazy scientists. You make us laugh, you make us think
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(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
Harvard-Smithsonian Scientists: What would the math look like if that Fast Repeating Gamma Ray Burst we keep on sensing were actually a planet consuming space laser?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Having beige fat can help you lose weight. Wearing beige can help you remain home alone on weekends
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Mon September 18, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists ask public to help track new Hawaiian marine mammals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Watch out, we got a badass over here. He's also depressing and 100% right
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump has decided we need a seat at the table, will not withdraw from the Paris Agreement
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh fark that shiat
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists link human brain to the Internet for the first time, presumably not in the Politics tab
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists invent method to give children autism with a single injection
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Thu September 14, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Sigmund?
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Army scientists discover power in urine." Pee All That You Can Pee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The latest thing making you fat: global warming
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well, now that you mention it, I do feel a little flushed
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Mon September 11, 2017
(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists try to understand how neural networks think, before it's too late
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope says rescinding DACA is not pro-life. Thanks for the monkey wrench Pope
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Turns out, the Bee Gees were right; scientists have determined that they can tell whether or not you are a woman's man with no time to talk based upon the way you walk
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The sun is going insane and scientists don't know why
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
S.E. Cupp blames Rush Limbaugh on Bill Maher calling out climate change 'deniers'
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Sat September 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The mighty Monarch is dying out west of the Rocky Mountains. Dr. Girlfriend inconsolable
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists claim aliens on at least nine planets beyond our solar system could see Earth, suggest keeping your curtains drawn when exiting shower
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists identify 27 distinct emotions, not including the "Oh, I just clicked a Daily Mail link" emotion which is simply a variation of disgust
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Scientists have invented a "pen" that can identify cancer in about 10 seconds -- still no cure for it, however
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists introduce new material to store hydrogen. While they don't want to rush things, it's no secret they hope to be in a meaningful one-on-one relationship very soon
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. Commander apologizes after "highly offensive" pamphlets are airdropped in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, scientists at DARPA reconsider their attempt to weaponize Jack Chick tracts
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists examine why we all want to squeeze cute things like puppies and kittens and your neighbor's left breast
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Qatar Gulf-Times)
 
 
 
Mad scientists have exposed the true extent of the cuckoo's cunning
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens but healthy whales kill themselves after seeing something in the sky
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new genetic marker for schizophrenia discovered that doesn't require tin foil
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Carbon units infesting NASA continue to receive data from Voyager probes almost 40 years after their expected mission termimation
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Long-range interactions leave a quantum reminder. "Followup" tag in the box. Or not
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New camera can see through the human body, even to your shriveled, black farker's heart. This is not a euphemism
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un claims Best Korea's new hydrogen bomb can be dialed up to 11
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Oh HELL no
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists at the Romero Institute postulate that at some point, you will die
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Wed August 30, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Astronomers pick up radio signal from deep space. Probably just another beer commercial
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a way to turn brewing waste into fresh yeast to make more beer. Finally a practical use for science
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Be advised that nose picking is being phased out
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Forget everything you've ever known about black holes
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
April 2017: "Texas leaders to Trump: Houston area needs billions for hurricane protection"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists are worried about a stunning drop in the insect population in Europe, and Britain in particular. Of course, nobody cared about this until somebody noticed their windshield was unusually clean this summer
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Nobody questioned the scientists when they predicted the eclipse. So why do people still question scientists when they predict climate change?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
NASA scientists propose an idea to avert Yellowstone super volcano by poking it with a stick
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(NIST)
 
 
 
Government scientists propose to also study the Pope's religion and the preferred habitat type bears defecate in
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Have LIGO scientists gone beyond black holes, and detected merging neutron stars for the first time?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Everything, even a rock has consciousness, which finally explains the alt-right and Trump
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
News: State Department Science Envoy resigns over Trump's Charlottesville remarks. Fark: First letter of each paragraph spells "IMPEACH"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson pulls a play out of the Trump handbook when he tries to rewrite what he said about the most Presidential moment in history
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Space scientists working to turn human urine into vitamins, medicine, and 3D printed tools
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Cavalier Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists prepare to engage in significant civil war over proposal to cut p-value from .05 to .005
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
After preparing for years, both scientists and skywatchers got a load of surprises during this total eclipse
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Flat earthers struggle to explain the eclipse
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time your girlfriend hints that she wants a diamond, tell her to go search Uranus
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Mon August 21, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Scientists are planning an eclipse 'megamovie'. here is how you can help them out if you really wanted to
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Did you disregard the advice of scientists and look directly at the sun like Trump? Here's how to tell if your eyes are damaged
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Sure, scientists say an eclipse is about to happen, but why should we believe them?
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Sat August 19, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you're gonna watch the eclipse, make sure Fido or Fluffy also wear protective eyewear because we all know how dogs and cats love to observe eclipses
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists are developing mutant mosquitoes that can't detect the smell of human flesh
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the part of the brain that cannot unsee what has been seen
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Look for shadow bands before and after the total eclipse. Also Subby's Total Eclipse Shadow Band will be performing that day
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(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Neuroscientists have developed a new technique called "Magneto-Thermal Stimulation" that can make mice move on command
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So, science has determined why there is a universe (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Chimpanzees learn to play Rock-Paper-Scissors as good as 4-year-old kids. Now if they can only learn Lizard and Spock they can get their own CBS sitcom
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists have uncovered the largest volcanic region on Earth. Awkwardness: Antarctica
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists finally understand the chemistry behind how magic mushrooms produce psilocybin, which may eventually lead to its biotechnological production
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(EWAO)
 
 
 
The best 9-Gigapixel image (with 84 MILLION stars) of the Milky Way Galaxy that you'll see all day
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Which dinosaur was the biggest to ever walk on Earth? There's now a new contender ... and it's alarmingly large
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain will soon be facing an onslaught of super-fleas with giant penises. Well... 'giant' relative to Britain, anyway
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists have spent time studying spider sex, and they've determined smart spiders who want to avoid getting eaten engage in threesomes
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists have removed viruses from pig DNA, a major hurdle in developing organs for potential human transplantation. Next step: Altering the pigs' risk/reward centers, and developing pig-capable motorcycles
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pot smokers have a 3 times greater risk of dying from high blood pressure. Not from the marijuana, but clogging up their arteries with all the pizza they eat when they get high
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Thu August 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient UK cannibals engraved bones of the dead, presumably to occupy themselves while watching cricket
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(US Army)
 
 
 
Screwing around in the lab, Army scientists added water to a new nanomaterial--and the water split into hydrogen and oxygen without energy input
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists encode malware into DNA to hijack sequencer computers
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(Independent)
 
 
 
There's a new reason scientists think we've never found aliens: because aliens think humans are already going extinct. In other news, sales of Reynolds Wrap expected to skyrocket
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hooray, scientists discover potential new treatment for life-threatening blood clots. Fark: An Australian scientist milks Komodo dragons for venom. Bonus: Cute pic of scientist "bonding" with Komodo dragon, and scary pic of milking venom
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Tue August 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently the Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn't run and these scientists can prove it because they invented a time machine and traveled to the cretaceous period and were not chased
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist warns that upcoming eclipse could cause the end of the world. Nibiru, please
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Sun August 06, 2017
(ARY News)
 
 
 
Looking for a new career? "The business of scorpion-milking can be lucrative... a gram of venom can be sold for around $8,000, with venom from rarer scorpions selling for up to $12,000 per gram." And a new machine just made it easy peasy
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A higher number of mitochondrial DNA-molecules may means more Jedi, fewer X-Men
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Fri August 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dark Energy Consortium scientists release most accurate map yet of Universe's invisible dark matter. Seeing is believing
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover unknown virus in 'throwaway' DNA. No mention of tissues or socks
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Plants forget stressful weather events to rapidly recover. Family trees, not so much
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Not news: Scientists watch a star pass by the small Kuiper Belt Object in preparation for the Pluto probe's visit. Fark: Scientists discover that New Horizons is going visit one farking DRUNK asteroid on New Year's Day, 2019
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Thu August 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having finished extensive studies of whale snot & why penguins walk funny, scientists find a way to stop heart disease
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DNA in human embryos successfully edited for the first time. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Unaware of what happened on Good Friday 1964, a new study claims Alaska is at risk of a massive earthquake and tsunami
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
App uses algorithm to create oxymoron
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Tue August 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists use genetic modeling techniques to mock up what the earliest common ancestor flower that was not a conifer cone may have looked like
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New study finds autistic humans share a genetic profile with antisocial bees. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a second ocean garbage patch - this time in the southern Pacific ocean
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Mon July 31, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists develop diagnostic for laziness
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Having cured all the world's diseases and stopped climate change, scientists are now free to discover if people really prefer corked wine to wine with a screw cap
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After sequencing complete genomes from two tardigrade species, scientists still don't know what the hell tardigrades are
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Regular alcohol consumption could cut diabetes risk. Difficulty: moderation
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists going to explore 8th continent. Dr. Banzai prepares to go back to 8th dimension
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Slug slime could heal your heart. Just don't pour any salt on it
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Thu July 27, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Oregon scientists carry out first human gene embryo editing in US, raising the terrifying specter of a genetically enhanced Portland hipster
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why scientists are using vibrators to give turtles boners. Here comes the turtles
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(NPR)
 
 
 
German scientists are on a mission to bake bread ... IN SPACE
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Mon July 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The moon's interior may contain water. Nestle corporation already asking SpaceX if they do drilling missions
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Sat July 22, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
In a study that's long been overdue, scientists say late fees don't work with library books
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Of course you're a good boy...every doggy is a good boy genetically
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nano-technology breakthrough allows console graphics to render as fast as a last generation PC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists discover oil-exposed fish make poor choices, most notably getting a gill tattoo and shacking up with that hot and crazy grouper at the other side of the reef
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Wed July 19, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Giant squid landed in Dingle. Marine biologists investigating, hoping to find the angle of the dangle
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dana Rohrabacher (R-eally far out, man) asks NASA scientists: Was there once a civilization on Mars?
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists 'resurrect' ancient proteins to provide clues about molecular innovation, are hoping they can cut the process down to less than three days
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(Google)
 
 
 
Your best friend just woke up from a five year coma and asks what's happened. In one sentence, what do you say?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Miniature brains found at grave site from Spanish Civil War of 1936-1939. Verifies suspicions about Fascists and Communists that fought there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia investigating the biggest threat to the country: A woman walking around town in a miniskirt
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists say long lines at women's bathrooms can be easily fixed
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists name new species of dinosaur after Canadian icon. Behold the Hortonosaurus
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Scientists discover mystery signals coming from a star 11 light years away. The "very peculiar" pulses appear to be unique to the red dwarf, with observations of similar nearby stars showing no similar behavior"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
SETI project says we've been searching for aliens all wrong, we need to looking for their frigging lasers
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Sun July 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People who don't believe in climate change couldn't see the forest for the seas
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists are excited after finding a 150,000-year-old baby tooth. Latest calculations show that the infant who owned the tooth is now owed $7 million by the Tooth Fairy
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Scientists, who apparently have cured cancer and solved all the mysteries of the Universe, decide to insert a GIF of a horse into living bacteria because of course they can
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Wed July 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Commercial brain training doesn't improve decision making or cognitive function. It just makes you buy more stuff
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists create golden-orange-fleshed bananas rich in pro-vitamin A that could save the lives of hundreds of thousands of children who die from vitamin A deficiencies each year. Ray Comfort and Jesus unavailable for comment
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Scientists recreate a relative of the smallpox virus, the extinct horsepox virus. What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon July 10, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists plan mission to find out why Mercury is shrinking, George Costanza brought in as consultant
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mars mission may be off as "deadly" "space" "bacteria" that could "kill" all humans is found on the red planet. This PSA brought to you by the not-scientists at The Express. Would you like to know more?
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Scientists detect light from a star more than nine billion light years away
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hear about the guy with the five penises? His pants fit like a glove, mostly due to this groundbreaking new study
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Better turn up the AC
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Of the words you really don't want to hear scientists use regarding your nuclear power stations, "alarming" and "mess" are pretty high on the list
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(National Center for Biotech Info)
 
 
 
We destroyed trust in authority figures, and scientists were not spared. Flat Earthers, Goop, and anti-Vaxxers; it's all just getting started
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Thu July 06, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists say the key to long life may be found in sharks that live for 400 years. In other news, there are still sharks alive that were born in the 1750s
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Wed July 05, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Gross-looking spineless things have been showing up on Alaskan beaches. Apparently, that's not something that only happens in New Jersey
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The menstrual cycle does not make women irrational or forgetful period
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Scientists making math less racist, add liberal bias to reality
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Giant ghost crocodile that had T-Rex sized teeth discovered in Madagascar. That is all
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(NIST)
 
 
 
Scientists redefine the kilo by making it walk the Planck
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Scientists say there is no limit to how long humans can live. Other than the proximity of how close they live to the nearest Taco Bell
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do men have nipples?
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Thu June 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
People with high IQs less likely to die young, vote Republican
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This chart shows the way you'll most likely die. Huh, I don't see . . . oh, crap, alcohol IS on there
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine will rebuild after getting struck by four earthquakes in a week
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
EPA head Scott Pruitt met with the CEO of Dow before rejecting a ban on their toxic pesticide
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Presenting the most Fark-ready headline of all times: "Uranus Opens And Closes Every Day To Let Out Planet's Solar Wind, Study Finds"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Maine confirms its first measles case in 20 years. If only scientists would get off their ivory tower asses and develop something that could have prevented this from happening again
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why publishing your article in a peer reviewed journal is a big scam
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientists can now erase specific memories from a snail's brain. Big deal, subby can erase a whole weekend's worth with a gallon of vodak
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are on the verge of developing a device that charges phones using one's own sweat. 17-year-old boys out on their first date rejoice
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Thu June 22, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists finally note a minor spelling error in the name of one the most important particle accelerators in hundreds of scientific papers. *nerd laugh*
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