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151 headlines found matching 'scientists'
Sat December 20, 2014
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Ten scientists who mattered this year, and weren't in it just for the nookie
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Fri December 19, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Crazy scientists who watch too much Futurama are not ready to give up on the pneumatic tube "swoosh and squish" train system between San Francisco and LA
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Gold disc found on Mars by Rover lander. Scientists aren't sure what it is but it's been pretty well established in the crank community that it's a miniature spacecraft flown by tiny aliens (pic)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists create the world's first smart bike that can sense hazards on the road. Upon completion bike immediately senses itself and self-destructs
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Wed December 17, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oyster herpes is back. Scientists once again try to combat clam-ydia
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists claim that better telescopes will help us find ET
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Tue December 16, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Turtles that breathe out of their ass almost extinct. Scientists blame their bad breath for disrupting the mating process
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Sun December 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists measure the anatomy of the characters from the webcomic xkcd, swear that they'll start working on that 'cure-for-cancer' thing next weekend
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Sat December 13, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Scientists say dinosaurs were killed off by a flood. Of fire
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a seasonal piece on the physics of Santa Claus from a bunch of scientists who are just as happy destroying people's childlike faith in Santa the way they destroy everything else with their facts and stuff
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
If scientists found a way to clone Jesus how would you react to the Carbon Copy Messiah?
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Tue December 09, 2014
(PBS)
 
 
 
Big bang may have created a mirror universe where time runs backwards, scientists aren't constantly dropping acid
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists use powerful laser to re-create what might have been the original spark of life on Earth
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover way to let you eat like a teenager again. You know, for all those Gen-Xers that want to ignore their family while texting at the dinner table
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Mon December 08, 2014
(Men's Health (UK))
 
 
 
Can you have sex in your sleep? Apparently, because one in 10 men are what scientists call "night bangers." Sorry to get all technical there
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(University of Glasgow)
 
 
 
"Scientists have taken an important step towards the possibility of creating synthetic life with the development of a form of artificial evolution in a simple chemistry set - without the use of DNA"
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Forget the faces and the pyramids: An odd 'boil' on the face of Mars has scientists scrambling for an explanation
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists, can we get a confirmation on whether this is a new species of cat that is roaming the streets of the Bulgarian city of Varna?
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Thu December 04, 2014
(Heritage Daily)
 
 
 
Oldest ever human engravings found on 500,000-year-old shell. Scientists still working to decode the ancient carvings, but believe they say something like, 'Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alan Alda challenges scientists to explain "what is sleep?" It's what people get when they try to watch the later, preachy seasons of M*A*S*H when you took over behind the camera, Alan
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Canada Journal)
 
 
 
Researchers unearth new clues about an ancient Greek computer. Since it needed bright sunlight and had to be placed near a wall opening - it's now called the first computer to operate by windows
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Sun November 30, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
People aren't the only thing the Indiana Dunes are eating. Apparently there are houses beneath them
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Sat November 29, 2014
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists want to take a shot at making bulletproof vests out of graphene instead of kevlar
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists propose cooling buildings and drawing unwelcome attention to our little planet by converting sunlight to infrared and beaming it back to space
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(24)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
It's the most abundant mineral on Earth, and scientists have just found the first known specimen of it. In a meteorite
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(22)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Scientists discover an invisible barrier of electrically charged gas hovering some 600 miles above the earth's surface
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Thu November 27, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists develop drug that reduces the harmful effects of binge-drinking on the brain. Clinical testing on Fark staffers is expected to begin immediately
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists 'snoop' on teenage salmon. Salmon claim they hate them and can't wait to leave this lake, swim to their rooms and slam the door
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Wed November 26, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember the time scientists electrocuted twins to learn about arachnophobia? No?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We have fewer friends and leave the house less often than we used to, but scientists claim we are less lonely than ever. Here comes the science
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Factor)
 
 
 
As TV goes digital, scientists urge governments to use those old analog TV frequencies to implement gigantic free WIFI networks that can span city blocks
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Mon November 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
After the Sun incinerates Earth, scientists believe life could evolve on Titan
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(52)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA scientists believe "extreme shrimp" might hold clues to alien life. Hey, so long as they're getting ideas from District 9 and not Event Horizon, subby calls it a win
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Sat November 22, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists declare the world's largest earwig extinct, and zero farks were given
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Scientists say, "Be lazy, don't rake leaves." The science is settled. You don't want to be anti-science, do you?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fark: Two computer scientists respond to a predatory journal with 7 words, complete with charts and graphs. Total WTF: The journal prints it (Not safe for work Language)
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Scientists have demonstrated a plug-and-play solution capable of operating in a high-electric-field environment with a high-quality electron beam
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Having solved all the world's problems, scientists ask: Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
House passes bill that would get rid of those pesky scientists from science advisory board, making room for more "experts"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discovers that mice have similar and different genomes than humans. For example, the mice have large round ears
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Wed November 19, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CERN scientists discover two new subatomic particles, putting them one step closer to creating the black hole that will kill us all
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists: Hey lets tag these fish so we can track them. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists now say it's more than just a hunch that texting will leave you yearning to go to Notre Dame Cathedral and ring bells
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(4)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Here's why England gets so many lightning storms: The sun's magnetic field is "pulling" lightning towards the UK, increasing strikes by up to 50 percent, scientists have discovered
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(Gizmodo)
 
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Mysterious flash in the skies of Russia keeps scientists puzzled
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(16)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Seven Star Trek technologies scientists are working on right now. Missing from the list: Lightsabers
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Tue November 18, 2014
(ENE News)
 
 
 
West Coast Scientists: Many animals on sea floor looking sick or dead - "Everything's dying... Dead, dead, dead, and dead"
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. scientists may have resolved Darwin's dilemma, hope to have him off of Seaquest as soon as possible
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Fri November 14, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Scientists in Norway invent smartphone technology that uses sensors to pick up on your body language and judge your mood. Then the clever technology selects the right tunes from your playlists to enhance or lift your mood
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Wed November 12, 2014
(Sucks)
 
 
 
Scientists: "If conservatives don't like the solution, they deny that there is a problem." Conservatives: "Duke sucks"
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Tue November 11, 2014
(Business Standard)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered two 11,000 year-old children in Alaska
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
What's that? Oh, nothing. Israel just quietly assassinated five Iranian nuclear scientists in Damascus. Move along, nothing to see here
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Mon November 10, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists predict that Earth's magnetic field is going to flip and hopefully cause Detroit to be flung into outer space
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wannabe rocket scientists
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists debate the ethical complications of combining the DNA of three people to eliminate hereditary mitochondrial disorders
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Sun November 09, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Scientists name a new species of bat frog for Ozzy Osbourne, who immediately tracked one of the animals down, bit its head off, and said it was delicious
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
It's a great day for both research and alcohol - now that hepatitis C has been cured, liver scientists are turning their attention to stopping or reversing cirrhosis
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(16)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Maine News Online)
 
 
 
Scientists announce particle discovered by CERN last year was not the God Particle, just a Friend of God Particle
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(47)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists release new evolutionary tree of insects, and yeah, it's pretty much bugs all the way down
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(17)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists achieve brain-to-brain communication across the internet. Fark: To play video games
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(31)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists create ghosts in the laboratory, which should be contained just fine as long as nobody shuts off the power grid
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they may have found a drug that would target MRSA, which will be awesome until MRSA gets a few more DNA points
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(8)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists create Parkinson's disease in a dish, which immediately rattles off the table before smashing on the floor
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(3)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists: Mouse model that reproduces noonan syndrome created. Public: NOOOOOOO-nan. NOOOOOOO-nan
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(17)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists, after reading a few comic books, propose existence of parallel universes
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Thu October 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists vaccinate wild koalas against chlamydia after abstinence only program fails to stop spread of disease
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Tue October 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists say the BP oil spill in 2010 left an oily "bathtub ring" on the sea floor that perists to this day that is one full standard Rhode Island in diameter
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(79)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists discover two genes linked to crime. Those who actually engage in violent behavior remain a minority, report finds
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Mon October 27, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists warn that volcano near a nuclear power plant is ready to erupt. EVERYBODY VOLCANIC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dying Area 51 scientist did not say it was aliens, but it was because of aliens that he reverse-engineered flying saucer technology for defence firm Lockheed Martin
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(239)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin wishes climate change "scientists" weren't just like Hitler :(
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(223)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Ancient Roman remains found to have better oral health than modern day Britons, according to scientists from the Center of Stereotype Validation
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Joseph Farah celebrates Earth's 6,028 birthday by noting that in future years, scientists will be unable to prove that Godzilla never existed
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Thu October 23, 2014
(All Africa)
 
 
 
So it turns out that 21 days may not be enough to prevent the spread of Ebola. Have fun, Dallas
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists once believed that birds migrated to the moon, which is stupid, because it shines all day and they'd have to do all their flying to it in the dark
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(51)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Drinking cans of beer has a contraceptive effect according to scientists, and not just the way you're thinking
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(16)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out that big ass holes can block our enjoyment of stars
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(12)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(The Space Reporter)
 
 
 
Scientists discover first ice giant outside our solar system, perfect for marooning pesky first officers
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists build world's smallest electrical generator and it's one atom thick
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully grow a piece of intestine in the laboratory, demonstrating that someone really is thinking of the chitlins
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(19)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Vince Gilligan helped birth great TV about scientists. "At the television science fair, CSI is the homemade volcano; House is testing which appliances have the most bacteria. In walks Breaking Bad with a month's worth of data on phytoremediation"
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Sat October 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A moment later, he realized he was looking not at a brown, furry mammal, but an enormous, puppy-size spider." (With OH GOD IT'S TOUCHING HIS HAND BURN IT WITH FIRE pics)
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(203)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
Why does beer smell so delicious?
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(59)
 
(EU Reporter)
 
 
 
EU scientists studying ways of turning food waste into some sort of edible product, apparently unaware that the McRib already did that
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(11)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists say plants absorb more CO2 than thought. Subby says Halloween is a good excuse for a dry ice party
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Sun October 12, 2014
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Mad scientists in the desert say 19 million amps, a 10,000 tesla magnetic field, some lasers, and a teeny tiny bit of deuterium can make a whole lot of neutrons. Which for some reason is a good thing and not guaranteed to kill us all
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Sat October 11, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Havard scientists announce possible cure for type 1 diabetes, using embryonic stem cells. What could possibly go wrong?
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(53)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Scientists take tentative step toward making the MIB neuralyzer a reality. At least, we think they did. Can't remember
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(5)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a previously unknown state of matter that can occur when matter switches from one exotic quantum state to another at temperatures near absolute zero, leaving electrons to barely interact with each other
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(14)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists fuse man and machine to give a truck driver a Terminator arm. His child now has the best show and tell of all time ever
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(36)
 
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
Once a cheater, always a cheater: "A recent study by scientists from the University of Oslo have found that athletes' muscles can retain the performance-enhancing benefit of anabolic steroids years - or even decades - after taking them"
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Descrier)
 
 
 
Scientists claims 'vaginal orgasms don't exist and the female G-spot is a myth'
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(279)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
CDC: Ebola can only be caught by contact with body fluids. Scientists: Not so fast
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Scientists ready to test lab-grown penises on men"
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(67)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Environmental Research Web)
 
 
 
Norwegian scientists argue that climate change models are all wrong because they focus too heavily on soot particles in the atmosphere known as black carbon, which are actually pretty insignificant compared to the effects of manmade CO2
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(113)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
With no other real problems to solve, scientists work on ways to bring you civet-poop coffee without involving civets in any way
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(12)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Viagra can make you go blind, according to scientists, but it does stop you rolling out of bed
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(55)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists invent a new material that can suck all the oxygen out of a room - much like a Dane Cook show
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(57)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Stoptober can help you to give up cigarettes, while simultaneously taking up mood swings, extended periods of shouting and bouts of irrational violence, scientists say
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(32)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
There's something on Saturn's moon Titan. Something... wonderful
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(46)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
That "climate change" thing that is totally not happening and was made up by those mean scientists is most likely at fault for the massive California drought, but hey, what does those damn scientists know anyway?
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(62)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Duke scientists prove what your friendly neighborhood goat renter always knew: goats are superior to herbicides in clearing weeds and eating reeds
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(22)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists finally explain why your grandma will never find "Borat" funny
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists say 30% - 50% of the water on our planet may pre-date the sun. That's right, you've been drinking alien water
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(67)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists discover fossils of some of the earliest known multicellular organisms, which lived 600 million years ago and appeared to have been some sort of fruit (pic)
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(7)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists harness anthrax to be a chemotherapy drug delivery system
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(12)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to not doom the human race, scientists release Brazilian genetically modified mosquitoes into the wild. Man, that's a lot of mosquitoes
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(11)
 
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
"For the first time, scientists have discovered how to produce ultra-thin 'diamond nanothreads' that promise extraordinary properties, including strength and stiffness greater than any of today's strongest nanotubes and polymers"
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(44)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that larger animals deter cancer, so eat up
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(6)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Why do recently discovered dinosaurs have such awesome names (like Khaan, Sauroniops, Raptorex, and Dreadnoughtus)? Because today's scientists are super dee-duper
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Mon September 22, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find high levels of painkillers, cocaine and amphetamines in Canadian rivers. Also, the happiest fish in North America
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(14)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists create 'evolved' protein that may stop cancer from spreading. Still no cure for cancer
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(12)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Problem: future crime predicted using mobile phone data. Solution: future arrest sent by text message
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(14)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists ensure we will never run out of Nutella. Still no cure for cancer
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(15)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
If you've been using artificial sweeteners to help keep your blood sugar under control, scientists would like you to know that artificial sweeteners don't work the way you think they do
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that when the earth was covered with ash and rotting corpses, the trees bloomed
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(18)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude that hell is like Iceland
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Headline: Global warming likely to cause colder and snowier winters. Come on, you're just screwing with us now, right?
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists devise soft tentacle robot to navigate pipes, explore tight spots, titillate anime fans
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This is what happens when British scientists spend way too much time reading Harry Potter books
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out how to give humans the power to photosynthesis their own energy. Things like this are only going to get better as more and more states legalize marijuana
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists take the first step towards a real life "Pinky and the Brain"
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Scientists have located the "J" spot
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(37)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists unveil magnetic device for extracting bacteria, toxins from blood, explain how it farkin' works
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(13)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Want to do better at college? Scientists recommend breastfeeding
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(27)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Scientists able to hear an atom for the first time. After talking to one for awhile, the lead scientist described it as a bit quarky
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(17)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Two solar flares have sent magnetic fields to our planet -- and scientists aren't sure how they're going to impact each other. Here's everything you need to know about the coming end of the world
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New 'soft robot' walks through snow, is undamaged by flames and can be run over by a car without being stopped. It's almost like they don't make scientists watch 'The Terminator' anymore
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists poke hole in popular theory about volcanoes, because poking holes in volcanoes has worked out so well in the past
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(12)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
A strong solar storm is coming right for Earth. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Wed September 10, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover mutant bacteria that thrive on a steady diet of radioactive waste. No way this could possibly go wrong
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(39)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to convert beams of light into solid crystal. You know it's important research because it's described as "super awesome" right there in the scientific paper
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Existence of so-called 'tetraquark' leading to major slapfight in physics departments around world as scientists argue what it is or whether it really exists: "We hate each other," says one researcher. "We really hate each other"
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Sat September 06, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans are eating more butter than at any time in history. Evidence is still sketchy, but scientists believe it's because Americans are fatter than any time in history
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Yggdrasil
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you can afford airfare to South Africa, you can go visit a site where scientists are digging remarkably complete skeletons of man's early relatives. Subby can't, but he can excavate australopithecines denying evolution in the right link (Not safe for work)
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Thu September 04, 2014
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new way to kill viruses and bacteria. Difficulty: It involves injecting you with explosives and blowing them up
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(19)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientists perform non-invasive human brain-to-brain communication over 5000 miles. Suck it Spock
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say human population explosion on earth began 2,000 years ago, when earth was just a third of its current age
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cambridge University's Trinity College has a team of scientists trying to stop the Army of the 12 Monkeys
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: hotel rooms are colonized with bacteria. Fark: It's all yours. TotalFark: scientists say this is the next big thing in forensics
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(17)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists have found an algorithm to turn all of us into sheeple. Wake up sheeple
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(21)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists teach fish to walk on land. Next up: flying spiders
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scientists trip old people, for fun and research
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(7)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists 'flip' bad memories into good ones in mice, which is kind of the exact opposite of what happened when you rolled over this morning and saw who you brought home from the bar last night
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The entire solar system is sealed inside of a giant peanut according to scientists, who totally aren't high
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(70)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when you could swim at the beach and not worry about the sunscreen washing off your body and killing all the local marine animals?
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists say they can use genetic engineering to make broccoli taste good, although not as good as when you cover it with chocolate sauce and heavy cream
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
European scientists announce five possible landing zones on the 67P comet and in case you were wondering, that's the one that looks like a rubber ducky hurtling through space
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European scientists don't want let the aliens have all the fun and thus are proposing sending a probe to Your Anus. Lucky for you, assuming it's approved, it won't get their until 2035 at the earliest. Bonus: 26 moons
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists, sons of biatches confirm that "hair of the dog" is absolutely the best hangover cure
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