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69 headlines found matching 'schools'
Mon August 22, 2016
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Finally, Omaha public schools are tackling the biggest issue surrounding high school: showering. The system is installing private stalls and getting rid of the archaic, embarrassing open shower system. Hopefully this becomes a nationwide change
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has fallen into Hillary Clinton's brilliant trap
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Thu August 18, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
I guess I'll have to MacGyver my lunch... Someone get me a rubber band, paper clip and some sort of power source
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Mon August 15, 2016
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Louisiana man decides to go for a swim down his flooded street, forgetting that flood water is full of sewage and almost as nasty as what Olympians face in Rio
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Six things you learned in school, but your kids never will? List your answers in cursive writing
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Sat August 06, 2016
(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Apparently, some folks in Tennessee still aren't clear on the 13th Amendment
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Wed August 03, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Church of Satan pushes for after-school clubs in elementary schools. Well, isn't that special?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a dark and stormy night. A stormy night that leaves a person wet and exhausted. It was full of terriers, and I couldn't run so far away. Instead, I'm here and THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Crain's New York)
 
 
 
Colleges say hosting a presidential debate is worth the $5 million expense. Especially those schools that like to see the competition, aggression and full contact violence but can't afford to field a football team
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And your parenting conundrum of the day: Should twins go to different high schools?
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jill Stein has added WiFi to the list of things that government and corporations are conspiring to kill us with. Next up: chemtrails
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donald Trump vows to crack down on internet porn. I'm sure the recent discovery of naked pictures of his wife was just coincidence (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Fri July 29, 2016
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Well, for $500,000 you could have sent your three kids to REALLY *nice* schools instead of trying to defraud the District of Columbia by lying about being a resident to send your kids to some of the top schools there. Let this be a lesson. A math lesson
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Why don't schools teach that the Declaration of Independence spends twice as much time denouncing slavery as it does taxation without representation?
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Sat July 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey closes another 1,000 schools in Erdogan's post-coup purge because fark schools, that's why
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Thu July 21, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Charlotte schools suspended nearly 1,000 students last year. Fark: Just from the Kindergarten through 2nd grade classes
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Wed July 20, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Liberals are NEVER satisfied. They get their way on teaching ethnic studies in TX schools, and now they're nitpicking the textbook just because it says that Mexicans as a culture are lazy and Latino rights leaders wanted to "destroy our society"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There you go again
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Brownbackistan Republicans are using Koch brothers rhetoric to try to abolish public schools. Seriously, Kansas, what the f*ck is wrong with your state?
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Wed July 13, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Emerging GOP platform lurches further right including barring women from combat roles, encouraging lawmakers to use religion as a guide and teaching of the Bible in public schools
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What are students reading at America's prestigious private schools? Here's their summer reading list - some classics, some surprises
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Thu July 07, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study shows that movies, TV shows and other media have almost no effect on teen sexual behavior, concludes that teens are just hormone-filled poor-decision-making little sexbots like everyone always knew
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
NC legislature adjourns with no opportunity for HB2 changes for 12 months. The ball's in your court, NBA and NCAA
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
On this week's You're Doing It Wrong episode: School removes bathroom stall doors to "reduce anxiety" for students
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Thu June 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal wants his son to play at either LSU, Michigan State, or Kentucky. Duke Sucks
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Tue June 28, 2016
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The nation's most segregated schools are once again in: a) Alabama, b) Oklahoma, c) New York City
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
You want to know why 'Murica is great. Cuz we have K-proms now. Yes, proms for 5 year-olds
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge declares Obergefell is not binding in Knoxville; evidently, they don't teach the Supremacy Clause in Tennessee law schools
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Fri June 24, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Another 100,000 people are going to see "Hamilton" before you do
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Wed June 22, 2016
(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
11 year old LeBron James, Jr. receives scholarship offers from Duke and Kentucky. Not because of his potential at basketball, but because his dad is one of the few parents who can pay off his tuition in cash
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Sun June 19, 2016
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
We now have 200 law schools in America (100 too many)
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After scares from lead in the paint, radon in the air, and god knows what in the drinking water, schools move on to the real health threat: frozen PB&J sandwiches
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Venezuelan schools have no class and no principals, also no food and armed robbery in the hallways. American inner city schools look on with envy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Philadelphia becomes the first major city to pass a soda tax, which the funds will be used to provide money for things like schools and parks
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kansas legislature doesn't like that the supreme court is forcing them to provide adequate funding to schools, so they're going to try to curb its power
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Famous dead Japanese novelist to be rebuilt as robot, giving lectures at universities, high schools, and junior high schools on his work. "Understandably, a robotic Soseki Natsume might be a little too intense for elementary school kids"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Focus on the Family's James Dobson says--stay with me on this--"Trans-inclusive bathroom policies violate Levitical prohibition on prostituting your daughter"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Disciplined for not wearing a bra, high school girl creates No Bra, No Problem Facebook group. And since you've already clicked the link, Trump has made Snoop Dogg his running mate
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Climate change is one of the greatest propaganda campaigns in world history," claims idiot
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Molly the three-legged pony makes regular visits to schools, nursing homes, cancer camps, rehabilitation centers and children's hospitals, offering people a story of courage. My allergies must be flaring up because right now I'm a little horse
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GOP announces interactive website allowing public to participate in crafting their 2016 platform. Unfortunately, Weedlord Bonerhitler seems to have crashed it already
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Democrats make up less than 25% of the legislature in Kansas, are 100% responsible for the economic problems due to sitting on their hands
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Sun June 05, 2016
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Ivy League schools are turning kids into zombies. Duke sucks
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Sat June 04, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Cosplayer known as 'AZ Powergirl' running for office. She's a lock for the nerd, dweeb, and dork votes. "I don't care about Red or Blue. I care about YOU"
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Wed June 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a ride with 'ol Sarge on bus #7
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
It's the Kansas Legislature's last working day of the year, and if the education budget isn't fixed then all the state's public schools will be closed this fall. So naturally it's time to work on that transgender bathroom bill
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman takes care of blind, brain damaged raccoon after promising it that humans, Thanos, won't hurt it anymore
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kansas not properly funding poor schools. Or any school, for that matter
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Who would have thought NORTH Carolina would be the state to lead the fight in the Second War of Northern Aggression?
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Well, shucks, we don't have any of those people, but let's make a policy against 'em anyway
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today in Florida Logic: School Board candidate says that if transgender students can use school bathrooms, he should be able to whip out his penis in front of the students
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In latest news of how lazy our terrorists are getting, they're now robocalling in their bomb threats
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
To curb hurt feelings of dumb kids, a North Carolina school board is doing away with valedictorians
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Wed May 18, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Today's school lock-down is brought to you by the right to bear arms. In a tree, attached to the rest of the bear
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
During an important debate over a funding bill, two Illinois representatives were filmed playing games--golf and Candy Crush--on their iPads. Which is exactly what you want to see your lawmakers doing
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal court orders desegregation of public schools in Mississippi. This is not a repeat from 1954 or at least it damn well shouldn't be
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn, the UK's own composite of Cruz, Rubio, and Trump, has reversed course on immigration, saying it's a huge plus to the economy and that migrants make an "amazing contribution" to the country
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Billy Graham's daughter says God caused the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks because he was angry about Democrats accepting transgender people as equals in the bathroom. Which happened in 2016, not 2001
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
When does threatening to secede just become boring? Just get out of here already, and shut up about it. Believe me, nobody will miss you
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Fri May 13, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama administration sends school districts helpful pamphlet titled "So, your state legislature is transphobic: how to avoid losing all of your federal funding"
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you were a good teacher when your letter against too much testing that you wrote to your students seventeen years ago is still being read reverently in the classroom today. "The scorers don't know you. And there are many ways of being smart"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Colorado students attend first pot-focused education course. Which is the first time "pot" and "focused" have ever been used in the same sentence
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are the ten best questions from a nation-wide maths test that 300,000 British schoolkids aged 11 to 13 took last week. How would you have scored? (Answers will be posted at 5 p.m. BST)
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There's a multi-billion dollar robotic ghost town under construction in New Mexico where autonomous schools, cars and buildings will be the only residents
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alabama passes bill baning abortion clinics within 2000 feet of middle and elementary schools, presumably to stem the horde of 10-year-olds wandering in to have abortions during lunch period
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Today's panic over some random thing that kids are totally (not) getting high off of: morning glory seeds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Have schools made us fall out of love with reading?"
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Public Schools: We didn't get one dime of that $24 million in pot taxes promised to schools. State of Colorado: You didn't apply for it
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Wed April 27, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kentucky schools are delighted to have done what no other school system has achieved: "bring itself up from the very bottom of the barrel in education rankings to the middle of the pack"
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