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72 headlines found matching 'schools'
Wed July 19, 2017
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois schools close for safety concerns... that snowflakes will stare at the sun during a solar eclipse
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traffic pollution prevents children's brains from reaching their full potential, says study funded by Video Game and Crappy Schools and Diet Association
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom blogger won't let son receive a perfect attendance award so she can make it all about her and what a great parent she is. Did you know she also has a book out too?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Trent Franks says Democrats couldn't find Russia on a map before Trump. Unlike Republicans, who saw Russia from Palin's house before it was cool
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"What my dad destroyed, I will rebuild. With little elevated automated two-person pods"
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Fri July 07, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
In today's lesson, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos learns that suspending an Obama administration regulation meant to protect students from predatory for-profit schools equals lawsuits from 18 states
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Thu July 06, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times takes over 6000 words to determine you will not get a return on your investment if the business model is paid charter schools in Africa
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
South Dakota changes rules so people can now style black hair at home legally. Gingers still require 2100 training hours, fireproof tools
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Singapore turning vacant space into urban farms. No word on if the major crop is still cane
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Tue June 27, 2017
(KOAA)
 
 
 
Colorado schools offer firearms training to teachers in case of school shootings. To keep things safe, they're apparently issuing Glocks with no magazines (see first photo)
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Thu June 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Forget fidget spinners, China's hottest new toy is a tiny crossbow for shooting cockroaches with toothpicks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In Oklahoma the law prohibits sex offenders from living near schools or public grounds, but it does not stop convicts from living next door to their victims. Read. That. Again. very. Slowly
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump-loving pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all of the Democrats at the congressional baseball game were busy praying to Satan and that's how they won. He believes in this stuff, guys
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jesse Lee Peterson says Pride Month "proves we are not all children of God." Christ, what an asshole
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
I'm not even going to try to explain the mugshot awesomeness contained inside
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Back in the day a bully was someone who used their muscles to torment the weak. Now they force them to eat peanuts to see the allergic reaction
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Schools encouraged to play music in bathrooms so students can poop and fart without feeling shy. What music would you suggest?
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Sun June 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
High schooler shows his patriotism and support of the leadership of this country in his yearbook photo. You better believe that's an airbrushing, comrade
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: 'schools that take federal funds will comply with the law.' Senate subcommittee: 'so you'll protect the rights of LGBT youth and non-Christian students?' DeVos: [crickets]
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: DUI driver hits sign, small tree, keeps going. News: School Bus driver. DIAF: With 12 kids on board
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Veterinarian seeks new homes for abandoned puppies/kittens. Fark: Veterinarian seeks new homes for 200 abandoned stick bugs
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Just because you can game the system for a high score doesn't mean you're actually smart. Difficulty: We're playing the U.S. education system, not a video game
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Thu June 01, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We celebrate the fact a father of a student in the Seattle Public Schools raised $40,000 to pay off lunch debt for poor students so the district would stop shaming them, but we must ask: What kind of country would allow kids in school to go hungry?
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Wed May 31, 2017
(New York Sun)
 
 
 
State of Connecticut: Our schools suck. We pass illiterate students. DeVos: I agree, we need to provide better schooling for these kids. State of Connecticut: Our schools are great, we were just kidding when we filed that lawsuit last year
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Sat May 27, 2017
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Because more guns = more safety, new Tennessee law will allow guns in any government building that doesn't pony up and purchase metal detectors and hire a staff of security guards
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Cool: get awarded teacher of the year. Sad: Announce you are leaving state because of how bad the schools are
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Fri May 26, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ireland decides fidget spinners are the greatest danger to children. So far they have seized 200,000 of the dangerous little beasts
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In Finland you can put your child in forest schools where they spend most of the day exploring the outside world. That sound you hear is helicopter parents everywhere crashing on their fainting couches and calling out for vapors
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas House ignores piddly matters like funding schools and balancing the state budget to pass obscenely important bill mandating use of 12-point Times New Roman font on letter to be given to all women seeking abortions
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School bus driver treats busload of kids to Dairy Queen on last day of school. Naturally, someone has a problem with that
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently figuring everyone wil be too distracted to notice right now, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is set to unveil today her plan to turn US public schools in to a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Amway corporation
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A look at how a school district treats its rich and poor high schools at lunch time
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Legislature passes bill allowing parents to prevent schools from teaching their babies science
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The grades are in - and the U.S. gets a D+ on its infrastructure report card
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC Republicans: You didn't want to cave in to our every demand, so we took funding from your schools. So there
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
British people who register to vote in the upcoming general election will get a free pint of beer. UK Farker voter turnout rate expected to be 100%
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Popular" clown dies unexpectedly. The frowns won't have to be painted on at the funeral
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Texas Instruments graphing calculators being replaced by free online math tool. Company foresees severe 535507
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The listing calls it a charming brick bungalow on a quiet street close to schools, parks AND FULL OF CLOWNS - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Philly schools have 1,000 broken instruments. This guy wrote a symphony for them
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
We, your child's school, regret banning fidget spinners after seeing what toy came next
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Pricipal caught sayof that "white students should be in the same class"
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Wed April 26, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Student loan issue solved: School accepts goats for tuition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A new social media game called the 'Blue Whale Game' involves being given a master that will control you and make you do tasks every day for 50 days. To win the game you must kill yourself. Fark: So far there are 130 winners
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump uses Melania's speechwriter Never Again becomes Oops I did it again
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Ignorance leads to fear, fear leads to hate. Trump knew that' says Yoda, getting his own quote wrong
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
California considers bill that would make it illegal for schools to start before 8:30 a.m. Apparently kids are getting up too early
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New research finds first graders are better at reading than children a decade ago. Unfortunately, only in abbreviations, acronyms and emojis
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Mon April 17, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Having totally stopped guns, knives and drugs, new lawsuit aims to ban hotdogs and processed meat from L.A. schools
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Fri April 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is the story of the rise and fall of America's first sports-only college, which is sort of kept alive today at most Division I schools
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Thu April 13, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Should schools provide children with free lunches? It will definitely help out quite a few but bad news for the big kid who eats more than one school lunch in a single day
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Tue April 11, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Betsy "guns in schools" DeVos condemns the San Bernardino shooting
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently "lunch shaming" is enough of a thing that states have started making it illegal
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
America 2017: You can now rent a baby chick you can raise as a pet around Easter time but give back to the farm after it starts to get big and ugly
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Fri April 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dildonians have a new hero: Joey Jakubowski wrote 161-page manifesto, sent it to POTUS, threatened a school, robbed a gun shop, and is now subject of a manhunt. Appeal for snacks forthcoming
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
State: let's have prayer in public schools. Muslims: great, let me get my prayer rug. State: wait, that's not what we meant
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Thu April 06, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Bill passed to require drug programs in all W.Va. public schools which is redundant, since when Subby attended W.Va. public schools there was already an excellent drug program in place just down the alley
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Mon April 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. For all the marbles. For the National Championship. Will Gonzaga make a name for all small schools everywhere by winning it? Or will North Carolina win its 6th National crown? All this and more with tip-off at 9:20 PM ET
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle's bikeshare program, Pronto, closes down after millions spent to acquire bikes and install stations. It seems the general public never got stoked about bicycling around a rainy, hilly city to do stuff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are now teaching students how to recognize fake news. Lesson 1 - Ignore any news channels that show statements being made by President Trump or Sean Spicer
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: School choice is like deciding whether or not to use Uber, Lyft, or a taxi when most people can barely afford to take the bus
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Most states still don't require defibrillators in all schools. Mostly because they really aren't necessary until college when students get their first tuition loan bill
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
The Associated Press ranks Kentucky as the #1 basketball program of all time. Duke sucks
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit kangaroo IDed. At least it didn't OD
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos celebrates Women's History Month by encouraging girls to do STEM research, which she assumes is about gardening
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
With $750 million (a) hire 7,500 teachers with full benefits, (b) give $500 to every teacher every year for 83 years to spend on their classrooms, (c) repair all broken equipment, with enough extra to build at least 6 schools, or (d) get an NFL team
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Sat March 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
These teams are one game away from the Final Four. Who will win the battle of the Catholic schools between Xavier and Gonzaga? Which birds will prevail between the Ducks and the Jayhawks? Is your bracket still good? Elite Eight begins at 6 PM EDT
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Giving your child a day-old, cold McDonald's Happy Meal to take to school for lunch? Expect a letter from the principal
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A family earning over $105,000 still can't afford more than half of U.S. colleges
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rich New York residents ask the state to raise their taxes. Mostly because the wealthy are always looking for new experiences that they can try for the first time
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here comes the science proving that Duke sucks
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that we've reached the point where a degree in law has about as much value as one in art history, law schools are starting to rethink the LSAT
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