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483 headlines found matching 'says'
Tue November 21, 2017
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Incoming New Jersey governor calls for $15 minimum wage, says his office will make up the cost by cutting previous adminstration's donut budget
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman says she has 100 stories about sexual harassment in Hollywood. Two stand out
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Need a Christmas gift that says "I'm an idiot?" Well, you can buy a Trump MAGA hat directly from Trump's website that has been doubled in price for the holiday season
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Stanley says Marilyn Manson is trying to capitalize off of Charles Manson's death; guess Marilyn can kiss his credibility goodbye
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently all the stupid shiat Trump says on Twitter is only "rhetorical"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan says he coulda brought down the Georgia Dome
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Bassist for Five Finger Death Punch says 'It's Hard To Write A Hit Song,' primarily because you play in the band Five Finger Death Punch
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says he should have left UCLA players in Chinese jail
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"His career as senator is toast" says the President talking about a senator who has no more f*cks to give and isn't seeking reelection
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"The only positive is the victims weren't told they were lying," Tig Notaro says of plagiarist comedian Louis C.K.'s sexual harassment-filled past
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eric Trump says daddy isn't playing games with national security; also: "I'M ERIC"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says he had no idea that the now-viral "Bond villian" photo, that he posed for, with his wife, for an AP photographer, would be made public
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News host stuns and offends his coworkers live on air when he says Roy Moore should never be seated
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(Valley News)
 
 
 
Vermont town says they're running out of cemetery plots. Mayor says it's a grave shortage
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Is brunch bad? Your heart says no, but your nutritionist says hell yes
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Christopher Eccleston admits he did Thor 2 for the money and says he was lied to by Marvel about his character
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Sat November 18, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart says her time in prison gave her street cred with Snoop Dogg. Especially when she showed him how to use a furniture doily to roll a joint
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch says he resents the poor and middle class
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Congresswoman Betty McCollum says she once had to use a rolled-up newspaper to beat off a congressman who tried to corner her
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
'Money absolutely buys happiness' says guy who slaps his brand on any garbage and must be looking to boost sales again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Al Franken is risking the Democrats' credibility says writer who assumes that voters care about credibility
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"No such thing as loyalty in the NBA," says the game's greatest expert on the subject
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Pizza with soy sauce is life," says person on Twitter, Subby would scoff, but he has more than once poured cocktail sauce to eat pizza with. What kind of atrocity do you commit onto your pizza?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden says all the internet memes about him and Obama were all true
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This inventor of WWW says "the system is failing. The way ad revenue works with clickbait is not fulfilling the goal of helping humanity promote truth and democracy," but what other shocking truths does he know?
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Women's boobs are not free speech, says federal court
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Legal analyst appears on Fox News and says she believes Moore's accusers. Sorry, she believes most accusers are lying. Bonus: She's demoted at her law firm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CFPB chief says good night and good luck to all you consumers out there
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Today's "What the what?" headline: Denver not a top-five choice for Amazon HQ2, despite breweries, Wall Street Journal says
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Church of Satan says Christians just love pedophilia
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia says YES
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Human-driven cars will be off the roads in 20 years due to autonomous driving, says a.) some wacko environmentalist from Vermont, b.) some hipster "digital prophet" from Silicon Valley c.) Detroit legend, Bob Lutz
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski says "it's not for me to say" whether Trump Jr. should have been communicating with Wikileaks during the campaign, I mean, he was just the Campaign Manager, so how should he know what's legal and illegal under campaign finance rules
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump calls the polling showing his rating in the low 30s "fake news", says it should be more like "in the 50's" then posts an image showing Rasmussen polling him at 46%. Aristocrats
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks says Roy Moore's sexual assault pedophile past doesn't matter because Moore will "vote right"
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If Roy Moore wins the Senate should expel him, so says Cory Gardner(R-eally Colorado)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I was begging [Roy Moore] to stop." says rape victim, GOP leadership
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I believe the women" says noted radical left-wing feminist rabble-rouser Mitch McConnell
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Sun November 12, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says politicians who mistreat women should step aside. Awkward
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump says he's hahahahaha, I'm sorry, Trump says BAHahahAHhahah, Trump says he's too bahahHHahahaaHha, I can't say it, you'll have to read it yourself
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite what every U.S. intelligence agency has concluded, after meeting with Putin, Trump says he believes he "means it" when he says Russia didn't interfere with U.S. elections
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Discrimination and not stupidity is the reason this man says he can't get a job in retail because of his neck tattoo
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Fri November 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When Heisenberg says you're done, you're done
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Denis Villeneuve, director of The Arrival, Sicario and Blade Runner 2049 says his next project is a remake of Dune
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney, looking to take back the sane side of the Republican Party says Roy Moore is unfit for office and should step aside
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend is a sweet woman with a young daughter. She's a compulsive hoarder; I helped her move and throw away trash. She can't stop hoarding. She says I'm not moving fast enough; I can't be with her rodent-filled mess. What do?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Theresa May says she will not tolerate any attempt to stop her from crashing the British economy
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Thu November 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
If the government says you owe them money, and that you need to pay them in Bitcoin, do I really need to tell you that something ain't right? Apparently so
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson says he's ordered Republican leaders to adopt a pro-billionaire platform, and (re-reads) wait, wrong resort tycoon. Wrong party, too. Forgive subby for cultivating the crazy notion that both sides are bad
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon says ignore the election losses by Republicans he supported, McConnell just has to resign. This like watching an over-the-hill rock star still touring
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Sure, I called her 'Sugar-t*ts' and asked her to buy sex toys, but you are taking those comments out of context" says Trade Minister
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Banks will boost transparency and *uses air hand quotes* take fresh look at rules" says Federal Vice Chair in his new stand up routine
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Dick says goodnight moon
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Browns WR Josh Gordon says he drank or used drugs before every game. Browns fans: Welcome to our world
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump says Ed Gillespie? Who? Isn't he that black guy with the big cheeks who plays trumpet? What? Governor? I'm sorry, who's Ed Gillespie? Oh, that guy? He sucks
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists implant human brain in a rat. Trump says he already knows about Bannon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Jeff Flake says that Donnie Two Scoops calling for the FBI to go after his political opponents isn't normal, or as they say in the post Trump political world, "A day that ends in 'Y'"
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian TV star and Putin crony comes to the defense of Harvey Weinstein, says "America has lost all humor when it comes to sex." WHAT?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Apparently mass shootings can happen anywhere, says renowned liar while visiting a place where they don't happen
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep. Chris Collins (R-NY) says the quiet part out loud: "My donors are basically saying, 'Get it done or don't ever call me again.'"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian man who says he was born on Mars claims the Sphinx can be unlocked by a device behind the structure's ear
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Science says mayonnaise is disgusting
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump says that the North Korea situation will 'all work out because it always works out. It has to work out.", not realizing he's the one who has to work it out. We're doomed
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia says Lebanon has declared war on it, the baba ganoush has hit the fan
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking states that humanity has only about 600 years left before the Earth is turned into a sizzling fireball, says bring good steaks and marshmallows to the party
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert says a six week abortion ban is good enough for victims of rape because "the time is there" to choose
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(Salon)
 
 
 
GOP-led Congress sits and watches as Trump continues to degrade the Office of the President. Trump says, "I do the best degrading. I give myself an A+"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Trump calls the Texas terror attack an "act of evil," then says everyone is "praying to God" over it. Hey, you know what would be better? SOME FARKING GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION YOU INEFFECTIVE ORANGE ASSHOLE
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Do you haggle online for a better price on electronics? New survey says you should try by using these tips
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
SPCA says dog breed names are discriminatory. AKC preparing for battle
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Representative from WI says womanfolk should be forced into labor because of the labor force
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Social activist who started Occupy Wall Street says Russia tried to co-opt him
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says robots will replace humans completely, possibly in that creepy mechanical voice of his
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The CIA controls ISIS and vaccinations are a form of population control," says one of Trump's favorite pastors
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump says workplace harassment can never be tolerated while speaking to an empty room in China. No word on if those same rules apply to her sexual predator father
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says if you can afford good coffee every day, you can afford the $1,000 Apple iPhone X
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After all the reports of rapes and sexual assaults by stars like Kevin Spacey. Why am I just now, reading that Danny Masterson has been charged with three rapes? Which the prosecutor says are slamdunks
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
If the U.S. president says you're guilty and deserve the death penalty, it may be hard to get an uncontaminated jury pool -- of course this will be someone else's fault
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ex-CIA officer says Mueller also needs to investigate US intelligence officials' attempts to damage Trump, as if Trump needed help to damage himself
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee says she and America are disappointed in John Kelly, as he was "supposed to be the adult and the one we didn't have to watch like a hawk," but sadly the signs he was a racist were always there
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick's lawyer says he will be signed in next 10 days. The autographed quarterback will subsequently be put up for auction at Sotheby's
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One week after a declared opioid crisis, FDA panel approves an opioid addiction drug by a vote of 18-1. Lone holdout says it can't keep up with the joneses
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Giants coach Ben McAdoo says he hasn't lost his defensive backs. He is certain they are around here somewhere, maybe under the couch cushions or fallen behind the dresser
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
No, Ron Howard isn't reshooting the entire Han Solo movie, actress says (for better or worse)
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Roy Moore says it's not fair to judge him based on all the awful things he has said and done
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Tue October 31, 2017
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine says he isn't a "Political Songwriter." Has apparently never read his own lyrics
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cop says to black girl on street, "Let's dance". Then.... what? They actually dance? Awwww
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
UN Environment Chief says that the US may meet its Paris goals despite Trump because the private sector is now driving the agenda and most American companies have decided to go green
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Mon October 30, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston says of President Trump, ya gotta cook with the one you elected
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reason Jared Kushner still says 'daddy'. Maybe he will find a new daddy soon
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman says Deshaun Watson was the best quarterback his team has ever faced. Take that, Tom Brady You, too, Rodgers. Even though you both beat us
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News correspondent Tomi Lahren who has criticized NFL players for disrespecting the flag by taking a knee, says she did not disrespect the flag by wearing it as a Halloween costume (w/pics)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Don Young, (R-Alaska) pinned Boehner against a wall inside the House chamber and held a 10-inch knife to his throat. Boehner says he stared Young in the eyes and said, "fark you." Young says this account is "mostly true"
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When the museum says don't tap the shark tank, THEY MEAN DON'T TAP THE SHARK TANK
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Court says man deserves new trial because of a sleepy jury
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill Maher says married men sexually harass women because their wives give them shiatty sex
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Original architect for the Disneyland Haunted Mansion says Walt Disney told him his concept was too scary. And that's how he got assigned to the It's a Small World ride. AFTER ALL
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pope says astronauts see earth with "the eyes of God". Buzz Aldrin nods, readies his angry fist
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Danny Lloyd says making The Shining wasn't as weird as you'd think, is still waiting for his tricycle
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former NYC mayor Mike Bloomberg says the UK Brexit fubar is the stupidest thing any country has EVER done ...besides some other silly younger country electing Trump
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman caught stealing snowplow admits to doing heroin and cocaine beforehand, also says she's pregnant and was helping a repo man. The Aristocrats
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Melissa Leo says, there is more to come. You know who you are, Hom Tanks, Speven Stielberg, Cenedict Bumberbatch
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The Mayo says it's OK to let the dogs sleep in the room with you, if for no other reason than to have a scapegoat for all your farts
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
He says he's never run for office, but he has. She has at least four aliases. They're running in opposite primaries for the same Senate seat. This story just keeps getting weirder
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Thu October 26, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Elderly couple gets unexplained Amazon packages for months. Holding a breast pump, woman says, "When you're 83 years old, that is very weird"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan says thinking about 2016 is 'not useful.' We lost Prince, we lost Bowie, we elected Trump. At least in 2017, there are some good TV series, and there was a really dramatic comeback in the Super Bowl
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says this is the year they eradicate polio, Windows Vista
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In interview Trump reiterates his opposition to changing 401(k) contribution limits and then ten seconds later says that changes are "up for negotiation"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he'd rather not Tweet, but he has to show Americans the truth
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina town has an ordinance banning anyone over the age of twelve from Trick or Treating and says Halloween is over at 9PM. Why isn't this a Federal law?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Time for another midweek music argument. What's the best live album ever released, Anyone who says "Frampton Comes Alive" will be ridiculed unmercifully. LGT Subby's choice
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Parent angered by weed delivery service flyer left at her home. Well, maybe little Suzie and Jimmy won't need to get high if you stop letting the Kardashians and $#* My Dad Says raise them 24/7 oh and btw HOLY CRAP WEED HOME DELIVERY
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
When Kimmie says literally, he MEANS literally, and has the nukes to back it up. Or so he says, as sabres continue to rattle
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer Michael SaysWho Cohen made a tidy $20M profit on the sales of his NYC apartment buildings, cash only, to LLCs. Oh, one was 500% above his purchase price 2 years prior
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nothing says New Jersey Halloween like a decorative display of a car crash complete with bloody victims strewn about. Still better than eating candy corn (NSFW content on page)
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Study says 66% of Winnipeg's homeless population is invisible. If I were homeless and invisible I'd probably rob a bank
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio is the worst place to trick-or-treat, says study conducted outside of Albert Belle's house
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
New survey says 7 in 10 seniors are targeted for fraud. The other three have not yet signed up for Medicare
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The first Newfie says "Hey look, UFO" and the second Newfie says "No, YOU F-O"
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Tue October 24, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man can't hold his beer, says watch this
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Roy Moore says that the Supreme Court's decision legalizing gay marriage was "even worse" than the notorious 1857 Dred Scott ruling that upheld slavery. On the bright side, at least he's against slavery
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson says she's "open" to reuniting with Justin Timberlake at Superb Owl LII. Hopefully her blouse isn't, though
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Wiles says the Las Vegas terror attack was carried out by: A) Agents of Obama and the Antifa; B) ISIS; C) A Gay/Lesbian Regime
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pastor Carl Gallups, one of Trump's allies, says that women are sexually harassing men by dressing provocatively. Yes, he believes this
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Nye says his climate change education efforts have failed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi billionaire investor Prince Alwaleed bin Talal says "bitcoin will implode one day". So it does behave like a real currency after all
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Metallica's Kirk Hammett getting into coffee business. Says best way to enjoy his brew is...BLACKENED *bangs head* \m/-.-\m/
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly says, I paid alot of money to keep this shiat quiet and you farks come along and screw all that up
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
ICOs are the biggest scam ever, says Jordan "the Wolf of Wall Street" Belfort, before snorting coke off a 19-year-old stripper's ass
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Target says customers want it to stop the 'Christmas Creep.' Look, just because I do things there while wearing a Santa Claus hat doesn't give people the right to call me names
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
After Sen Sherrod Brown states the obvious and says that Steve Bannon And Stephen Miller are white Supremacists, the White House clutches its white hood in shock and demands an apology for such a "slanderous " statement
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russia didn't swing the election and Donald Trump gets worse treatment from the media than any other president, says well-known right-wing stooge and Republican mouthpiece Jimmy Carter. Wait, what?
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Sat October 21, 2017
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Afraid to share a bathroom with a trans person? Laura Ingraham says that Depends
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Longevity Institute says, if you want to live longer, don't eat three meals a day, eat two. Known as the fasting diet. And you don't have to buy any special meals or make anyone money in the process. In fact, you save money
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says reporters shouldn't question four star generals. Of course, old Trump would disagree, mostly because old and new Trump's a mental case who takes every side whenever it seems like the right lie at the time. Yay America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Google says our security is in jeopardy
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Tab)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer says it hurt a lot when he got punched in the face
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hanoi Jane says she's not proud of America
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big moon cave may mean big moon colony. So says Japanese probe, Selene. In other news, Japan has a space probe
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham says the Congresswoman who overheard Trump's insensitive, deplorable comments to the widow whose husband was killed in Niger should be ignored because of her hat
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts businessman says, "I was duped, I am an idiot." Reason: A. Ransomware, B. Phishing, C. Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee Sanders says John Kelly "is disgusted by the way this has been politicized," when it was pointed out that Trump was the one who politicized it, she responded, well, he was answering a question and stating a fact
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Donald Trump always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Trump?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Trump Nominee Says Stupid S*it" we have Jeff Mateer, who claims religious crackdowns by Nazi Germany were just like treatment of Christians today
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Inter-racial marriage is spiritual AIDS, says right wing religious nut job. on a related note, subby just won evangelical bingo, so there's that
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Los Angeles District Attorney says Harvey Weinstein will be prosecuted if victims come forward. Um...isn't that already happening?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Institute for Scolding The Fark Out Of You For Enjoying Life Once In A While says even moderate drinking will scar your kids for life
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Exiled Russian oligarch says he is "almost certain" Putin tried to collaborate with Trump in 2016
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter asks Trump why he keeps making the "objectively false" claim that the US is the most taxed country in the world. Trump says he meant we are the most heavily taxed DEVELOPED Country in the world-which is, you guessed it, objectively false too
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Air Force general says "we'd be dumb not to fly" on SpaceX reused rockets. That sound you just heard was the retirement plans of thousands of colonels going splat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says the Vegas terrorist had "wires crossed in his brain." No medical proof of that exists
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says President Trump lying about Obama not calling families of fallen soldiers is actually him "stating a fact", would also like to remind us war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"The group that counts among its current members Roman Polanski, Bill Cosby, and Mel Gibson has found the one guy who treated women badly and kicked him out. So, congratulations, Hollywood," John Oliver says of Weinstein's expulsion from the Academy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says that despite the fact that he destabilized insurance markets by cutting the Obamacare subsidies that made them work, and the fact that the GOP controls all the branches of government, he won't take any of the blame for its collapse (link fixed)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Campaign staffer says Trump goes out of his way to be a dick to his VP, mocking his religious beliefs whenever he can, & saying in front of reporters that "wasted all this time and effort" on abortion, and joking to the reporters that Pence "wants to hang" all gay people
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she's running for Congress
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin says parts of the income tax overhaul will be temporary. Like the part that assumes most Americans will still actually have an income
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Sun October 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tillerson says his penis is still intact
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher says his biggest regret is Oasis splitting up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"'One week I was running from bullets, the next I was running from fire," says flight attendant who lost her home in Santa Rosa. On the bright side, she has a great future ahead of her as a country music singer
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann praises Trump as a "man of faith" at the Values Voters Summit while another says Jesus would have Tweeted just like Trump
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pay attention to me, I'm provocative," says pathetic little man
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Sat October 14, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Democratic strategist says evangelical Christians have "made a deal with the devil"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to Venezuela, its economy is imploding, millions are deserting the collapsing blackhole of a country. The International Monetary Fund says all is lost. Good job, socialists
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A self-confessed fornicator and sexual harasser, who was unfaithful to three wives and has children by three different baby-mommas and says he's never once asked God to forgive anything he's done, give a "hero's welcome" at Christian voters summit
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Turkey's megalomaniac says his nation doesn't need America. Güle güle Felicia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study says one giant ocean wind farm could power the world, assuming we figure out how pay for it, maintain it, get the power to land, keep hurricanes from destroying it and survive the ice age it would cause
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values' says President who threatened to pull aid away from the needy in Puerto Rico, and who just signed an Executive order whose effect will be to deny healthcare coverage to the poor and sick
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After taking a heroic bold stance against Donald Trump, Roger Ailes, Bill O'Reilly, and the sexual harassment culture at Fox News, the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says the NBC News chief should resign over sitting on the Harvey Weinstein story for six months
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
The NFL says this Sunday's game in Oakland is still a go despite being very concerned that Raiders fans may cough a bit while stabbing each other
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Top Trump Adviser Chuck Liddell admits the Administration has been slow to fill top IT jobs across the federal government, but says not to worry, they're just gonna get a whole bunch of H1-B's and fill them with guys from India who'll work dirt cheap
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Moving on from Coal Miners, Trump now says Truckers are the lifeblood of the economy. Next up Fry Cooks and Mechanics as Trumps shores up the "poorly educated" fan base
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I got Snickers and M&Ms What did you get?" "I got something that says 'the penalty for your crimes against God is death and eternal hell'"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dan Brown says that God will be replaced by "collective consciousness"...as foretold by the prophecy that he created in his own book that he just happens to have just completed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"It might be the only ammunition that is left in order to bring down tyrants," "You know what Mark Twain says: 'Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."' - Tom Hanks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a person who gives positive feedback to everyone. My girlfriend says I have been a great boost to her self-esteem and image by calling her attractive. But, she's not; how can I tell her I love who she is more than how she looks?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sex doll brothel owner says visitors have disturbing requests. Sorry, you lost me at "sex doll brothel" (possibly Not Safe for Work)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CBS reporter: "Kaepernick says he'll stand for the anthem if he gets to play again." Same CBS reporter a few days later: "We didnt actually talk about that subject"
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Wed October 11, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump lobbied Forbes every year to increase his valuation and rank in the Forbes 400. So much so, they came up with the Trump Rule, whatever he says he is worth, divide by 3 to get the true number
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Carter Page, a man with nothing to hide, says he'll pull a Chappelle and plead the fif
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court rolls their eyes and says "REALLY?" as coal magnate Don Blankenship attempts to appeal his ONE YEAR SENTENCE for conspiring to violate federal mine safety regulations in connection with a mine disaster that claimed 29 miners' lives
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Roy Moore says his son's ninth arrest was a "cheap political trick." Well, usually a ninth arrest signifies a habitual criminal
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(IGN)
 
 
 
John Carpenter says new Halloween movie will ignore all the sequels and Rob Zombie versions, and just be Halloween 2 in the mirror universe
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Tue October 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The executive producer of "The Real Housewives" franchise says President Trump is tweeting like one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House admits that Rex Tillerson has a higher IQ than Donald Trump, says the latter was merely joking about having both take an IQ test
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Talking drone tries to lure kids away from school playground, says Skynet has great candy in its van
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"One of the 22 medically confirmed Americans injured by unexplained attacks in Havana [says] U.S. response to injured embassy personnel was handled 'poorly' and that their complaints were ignored by senior embassy leadership." There are "medically confirmed Americans"?
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Cotton says that Trump staff should resign if they oppose Iran strategy. Of course that was just his parrot speaking
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Gillian Anderson says she's leaving the X-Files. Let's hope they don't try for a season 12 and bring back Annabeth Gish
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The 2nd Amendment says what?" - So what kind of guns do I actually get to own?
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
FEMA director says the agency stopped listening to San Juan's mayor
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Who says a guy can't become a polka star in the 21st century?
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Sat October 07, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Governor Jerry Brown, always an advocate for clean air, vetoes a proposed ban on smoking at beaches and parks, says "If people can't smoke even on a deserted beach, where can they?"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
A Twin Cities suburban mayoral candidate says a proposed light-rail line would bring in "riff raff and trash" , "ethnics" and "coloreds" from Minneapolis. Minnesota-nice
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Fri October 06, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize winner says the humble fruit fly deserves a share of his prize. Still no cure for Sarah Palin
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Can Mueller subpoena THESE? Ex-apprentice producer says they have Trump on tape saying "really unfathomably despicable words" and that Trump made remarks that were "very racist directed at African-Americans, Jewish groups and other minorities"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"White people shooting white people isn't terror...it's community outreach," says owner of soon-to-be out of business deli
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bag of ignorant antlers Tomi Lahren says gun-free zones "neuter everyone there," then blames liberals for insensitivity over gun control
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Horror movies have become superficial, says Hellraiser star - while looking back fondly on a time when flying hook-chains and skinless anti-heroes were the norm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he has total confidence in Rex Tillerson. Good luck to you in your future endeavors, Rex
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Racist politician Cesar De Leon says his racist comments don't count as racist because they were made in private and weren't meant to be made public
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook's UK tax bill hits £5.1m, Zuckerberg says no problem, our new Russian marketing division will cover it
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Putin says he has no personal relationship with Trump. As far as he is concerned, he is just a booty call
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin goes ballistic on Rocket Man, says global disarming strike may work, or we could all die. So, no worries then
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Gas station attendant asks customer not to smoke while fueling his car. Customer refuses. Gas station attendant regretfully says he really must insist
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"I talk to the president sometimes," Jabba the Hate says in an attempt to rationalize his vast conspiracy theories over Vegas
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts judge says it's illegal to pay any bars to serve your craft beer unless you pay all the bars to serve your craft beer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's girlfriend says Hef cured her of bulimia. He was good at getting me to eat and keep things down. What? You people are disgusting
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uber board votes to strip uberdicks of superpowers, rendering them mere dicks. Defiant Travis Kalanick says he is still the uberdickiest uberdick of them all. Uber
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey says Tommy Lee Jones told him "I hate you. I cannot sanction your buffoonery" while filming Batman Forever because he was jealous of him. Yeah. I'm sure that's the reason
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Congressman Steve Scalise (R), who is still recovering from being shot by a gunman, says his experience made him change his mind on guns. Just kidding, he scolds Democrats for bringing up gun control
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Tue October 03, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC area police chief says officers should learn to drink and hire prostitutes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Psychiatrist guest on Donald Trump's favorite "news" show, Fox & Friends, says that the real blame for Vegas massacre lies with CNN for "demonizing gun enthusiasts." How long before Trump tweets this?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"We got not a dickie-bird from Juncker over Catalonia," Nigel Farage says, leading many to wonder what the hell a dickie-bird was (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you get pulled over by a man wearing a shirt that says "Undercover Officer," he just might be a fake cop
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Judge says Maryland can ban price gouging by generic drug makers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alex Jones changing his story, now says Antifa and ISIS materials found in shooter's hotel room in Vegas
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"No way to prevent this," says only nation where this regularly happens
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know, it says everything you need to know about the POTUS when one of the first things you wonder after hearing of the mass murders in Las Vegas is how Donald Trump is going to fark this up
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders running back Marshawn Lynch wears a shirt that says what a lot of us are thinking
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another sign that John Kasich will be running as an Independent in 2020; he now says he can't support the GOP if it doesn't reform and continues to be anti-immigration
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Sat September 30, 2017
(YouGov)
 
 
 
New poll says that just over half of Americans find themselves physically attractive and don't care what other people think. Subby can't be bothered with those numbers as he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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Fri September 29, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi says OJ Simpson is not welcome in Florida
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Air CEO says they'll "never lose money again", now that the four remaining airlines can collude and charge for everything short of cabin pressurization. For now
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Latest study from the N.S. Sherlock Institute says workers fare worse when popular medications leave the market. Now STFU and GBTW. It's all in your head anyway, and we cut your psych benefits years ago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia has a secret Anthrax island. UK scoffs, says their Iron Maiden Isle is better
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Thu September 28, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
NFL says Trump's latest remarks are "inaccurate." Of course, they also said that regarding Tom Brady and Zeke Elliot
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Usually when Trump goes all-in on a loser, it's a casino," Jimmy Kimmel says of the Alabama clusterfark
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen Joe Manchin (D-elusional): "I believe the president when he says it's not going to be a tax cut for the rich"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
New Trump wannabe, French President Emmanuel Macron cuts taxes for France's most wealthy in his first budget, says the poor are still invited for cake if they leave the pitchforks and torches home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coroner says Otto Warmbier's body showed no signs of torture or malnourishment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Madonna says she stays beautiful by using a $600 mask on her butt. Wait, what?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump embarrassed and pissed after backing losing candidate in Alabama senate primary race, says it's bad for his brand when he loses. Man, just wait till the indictment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fresh out of farks to give, Sen. McCain says that Trump is wrong on the NFL protests, as it is their right to do as they want as American citizens
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good Morning Britain says good morning as host drops a C-bomb. Bonus: his cohost's face (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sessions says Trump is just exercising his own free speech when he tries to use his influence to prevent others from using theirs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debra Messing says her itinerary said "The Today Show." Little did she know they booked her for the Megyn Kelly White Supremacist Hour
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"As a 39-year military veteran, I think I know something about the flag," says Michael Hayden, four-star general and former director of both the CIA and NSA. "Put me down with Kaepernick"
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Roger Stone says he answered all but one of the House's questions. Of course, he lied in every single answer but his name, but at least he answered them
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study says once consumers experience their first organic, they keep coming back for more
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's best friend, a spousal abuser, beat his estranged wife bad enough she's in the hospital. My husband says he needs our support; I say we need to cut ties. We're arguing over it; it's hurting our marriage. What do I do?"
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Mon September 25, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans mayoral candidate faces charge of exposing himself in Santa Monica in the backseat of an Uber car. Says he thought he was doing the proper thing after the Uber driver said he was being paid in magic beads
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
White House says it's 'absurd' to suggest that the U.S. has declared war on North Korea because we've always been at war with North Korea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Science says we're about to have a Kodiak moment. The moment where the Kodiak bear changes his diet and then death and destruction rains down on us all. And it's much worse than the recent death and destruction
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John McCain's brain cancer is "very, very serious." Says doctors told him "it's a very poor prognosis"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
North Korean foreign minister says Emperor Hirocheeto's recent comments amount to a declaration of war
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Sun September 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer says Trump's "damned wall" will not be the symbol American immigration is known for; it will remain the Statue of Liberty
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says if you're too cheap to buy his food buckets, you will have to answer to God on an empty stomach once the rapture hits
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jane Goodall says Trump reminds her of something
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the NFL says it intends to 'fight vigorously' the federal lawsuit filed by Aaron Hernandez's family
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks decries political correctness as "the death of comedy," says 'Blazing Saddles' could never get made today
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia denies spending $100K in Facebook ads in 2016 election, says those dollars were just on vacation on their own
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner says Kim Jong-un was a "totally unqualified person" who attained his position of power only through nepotism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"There is no joy in Trumpworld right now," says one advisor, as the rats abandon ship
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon says Bitcoin ain't worth the paper it's not printed on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump says the North Korea leader is going to be tested like never before. Unclear if Un is going to be taking the SAT, MCAT or LSAT
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Thu September 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea could test hydrogen bomb over Pacific Ocean, says foreign minister
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your driver's license says SEX PREDATOR on it? There's a fix for that (with mugshot)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder says he's content with leaving the post production of "Justice League" alone to Joss Whedon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says he's sorry for Control-Alt-Delete. Apologies for Clippy, MS-DOS, Windows 95, Office 360, Bob, XP, Windows phone, others coming later
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Wed September 20, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: Powerball winner says money won't change his heart. Bad: Pedophile
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump says, hey Emmy, your ratings suck worse than my die-hard fans and that's bad, believe me. Am I right, people? Hello, is this thing on? Just kidding - I love you, my deplorables
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says the nickname "Rocket Man" pinned on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is a "Trump original." Elton John unavailable for comment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My fiancé says since he grew up in a home of all boys, he wants our children to be female. He forwarded me an email about wedding plans; in it was a comment my Asian genes would give a son a small penis. How do I confront his idiocy?"
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Nothing says home cooking like 7-Eleven, oh thank Heaven
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hurricanes may be 'global warming karma' for Trump pulling out of Paris deal" says noted climate scientist and pitcher for the Mets, Noah Syndergaard
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says the Emmys are just "a remarkable triumph of identity politics over art and entertainment." Apparently, it hasn't seen a single Emmy broadcast before
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report says no signs of long gas lines forming in North Korea as claimed by Trump. Most likely because nobody has cars to form lines with
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Chuck Schumer says he has started watching Fox News in an effort to understand Trump, and whatever the heck is going on over there
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says Trump prefers and loves watching television as the programming is more accurate than polling. God help us if he catches Dr. Strangelove or Red Dawn
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he thinks it's gonna be a long, long time til touch down brings Kim Jong Un around to find he's not the man they think he is at home, oh no
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump "least racist president ever," says some guy who had a glorified cameo in an overrated movie 30 years ago
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Keighley News)
 
 
 
Rampaging rats not linked to local KFC, spokesman says. "We're now working closely with The Pied Piper to apprehend these rampaging rats in the surrounding area and lead them out of Keighley"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Rex Reed says he has found the worst movie of the century
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP strategist Rick Wilson says he very much likes drinking Republican tears
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nothing says, "I'm a person who doesn't understand anything about anything," like Trump asking Bill Gates to turn off the internet to stop terrorism
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Stephon Marbury says he wants to make an NBA comeback at age 40. The good news is that he already has an offer to show up at the Spurs' rookie camp
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White Supremacist Skipper Tomi Lahren says republicans will "start turning off the TV" if black people like Jemele Hill keep saying accurate things about Trump
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(LensCulture)
 
 
 
He is able to hear her, talk to her, and perceive her soul. She gives him an important sense of security. He says he cannot live without her. He's really happy now. He applies ointment to her elbow (Not safe for work)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking: Trump now says no DACA deal
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Candidate says she has no idea who could be stealing opponents' yard signs and replacing them with hers while driving her truck
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spokesperson for the Crybaby in Chief: "Anyone who says mean things about him should be fired"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump says wealthy may have to pay more in taxes. *blink* *blink*
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
T.O. says he has "lost all respect" for the NFL Hall of Fame; wonders why he won't be inducted this coming year
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Copier company forced former employee into a pagan ritual to exorcise demons from office, lawsuit says
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Trump's spiritual adviser Paula White says "I can say 1,000 percent our president is not a racist." We'll pray for you, Paula
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says, if Trump thinks charities are gonna pick up for his cutting aid programs so he can finance tax cuts for the rich, think again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House says, yes, charge James Comey. That should stop the Russia investigation... I mean serve justice
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Tue September 12, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Zayn Malik says he doesn't have a bad word to say about Taylor Swift. Maybe he should date and then break up with her
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons says he and Ace Frehley will reunite for one-off concert to benefit victims of Harvey. Also claims KISS invented benefit concerts, one-off shows, and hurricanes
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Mon September 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope says rescinding DACA is not pro-life. Thanks for the monkey wrench Pope
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russian politician says that American intelligence agencies missed it when Russian intelligence operatives stole the Presidency of the United States. If we can do that, how powerful is America really?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pollster says Democrats' best option for 2020 is for one of its most popular figures to run for president. Her husband being an ex-president himself wouldn't hurt either
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says the recent hurricanes have been good for the U.S. Coast Guard, because, "if you talk about branding no brand has improved more than The United States Coast Guard"
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Angela Merkel says Europe needs what the U.S. doesn't have
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the appropriate sharing ratio when eating Doritos with your dog? It can't really be one-to-one like my dog says, can it?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Minority on Fox News says that Dreamers "deserve nothing"
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upstart vegan fast-casual chain is hoping to challenge McDonald's as dining destination, says vegan CEO. "Today's consumer is more mindful and aware that eating a diet made up primarily of veggies, fruits, grains and nuts is better for you"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Suffering from their worst safety record in 10 years, the U.S. Navy says they have "allowed standards to drop". In other news, Captain Obvious celebrates his promotion to Admiral
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Failed Droopy Dog impersonator and current Secretary of Curmudgeonly Behavior Wilbur Ross says CEOs were wrong for using the excuse of having spines and integrity to leave Trump's Economic Council
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Slavery is good history, says woman of indeterminate race
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek: Discovery' to depict Klingons as alt-right Trump supporters. No really, the producer literally says it's about a Federation vs. Klingon war inspired by 'Trump supporters and non-Trump supporters'
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This is how WW III starts: Dennis Rodman, two-time NBA All Star and full-time tackle-box face, says President Donald Trump's "crazy," offers advice on North Korea. Sports and Politics tabs are sheltering in place
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Jr. says he took that Russian meeting to judge Clinton's "fitness." Adding, "Dad totally did not make me say this"
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
"People called the Blue, they live?" "It says 'Blue lives matter.'" "No it doesn't"
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
This article lies when it says old West theme parks lie about the past. We all know from history the old West had rickety wooden buildings between steel beams of xtreme roller coasters and saloons that served $10 dollar funnel cake and $8 Coke
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Wed September 06, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Richard Branson reveals he is 'Riding the Storm Out' in his luxury Necker Island home and says he'll be boozing with staff in his concrete wine cellar when mega-storm hits (possible not safe for work content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump says that the US is the most heavily taxed nation on Earth. Europe: "Hold my beer"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Amazon Washington Post, run by people who probably own Microsoft stock, says the real reason Trump is president is all Steve Jobs' fault
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Center-Left think tank Third Way says Democrats can win the next election by sucking up to big business, ignoring minorities, and definitely not adopting any policies from the left-wing of the party
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I stopped yelling at my husband and now we have more sex" says totally not made up woman
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Mon September 04, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
20 years after 'Judgement Day' was avoided, Elon Musk says Skynet will still do us in
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"He's not going to broadcast to North Korea what he'll do next," Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says about Trump's response to North Korea's nukes
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Google tied its search results position to promotion of its own social network, writer says from fainting couch
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Sun September 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump White House says screw the people of Texas and makes it political, now wants to tie Harvey funds with debt ceiling bill
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study from the iPhone More Moolah Institute says kids should have phones from age three
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says Trump will unify the country by helping the hurricane victims who didn't vote for him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan says the U.S. has assured it of two scoops of the best nuclear deterrent protection
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'We could be in for a long war': Army says it's ill-equipped and unprepared to fight Russia in Europe
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
So, to recap, Trump says the victims of Hurricane Harvey were happy and the devastation was good for the country
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nothing says "that's my suitcase" like a giant version of your face on it
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to run NASA has no science or engineering background, but he used to run the Tampa Air and Space Museum. And says he has an interest in space issues because of tornadoes
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