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Headlines matching 'saw'
Sat May 26, 2012
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(On The Media) Interesting A look back at the Max Headroom TV series, which saw 20 minutes into the future and then some  (onthemedia.org) (94)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly "La Grange police were called at about 4:45 p.m. May 11 after someone reported hearing two men at Lincoln and Sawyer avenues talking about stabbing each other. Police could not locate them"  (lagrange.patch.com) (49)


Fri May 18, 2012
(ESPN) Cool The Baltimore Orioles are the first team in MLB to reach 25 wins. Raise your hand if you saw that coming. You don't count, Mr. Showalter  (scores.espn.go.com) (74)


Wed May 16, 2012
(KATU) Scary "I saw a boat flying at me with its nose to the sky ... next thing I know I got a boat on top of my leg"  (katu.com) (30)


Tue May 15, 2012
(WTKR) Followup Remember those postal workers who were upset about having to deliver to nudists? Well, turns out they never saw anyone nude and were just retaliating over complaints about their inability to deliver mail correctly and in a timely fashion  (wtkr.com) (33)


Wed May 09, 2012
(CTV) Interesting I saw a wolf in New Brunswick for the first time in 150 years. His hair was perfect  (ctv.ca) (32)
(New York Daily News) Hero 84 year old Korean War vet uses his sidearm that he carried in battle to ward off burglar who obviously never saw Gran Torino  (nydailynews.com) (89)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Dumbass Police officer crashes his patrol car, drives away, then calls dispatch because he can't change a tire. That's when his fellow officer saw the pot and meth  (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (46)


Tue April 24, 2012
(USA Today) Stupid As if cruise ships weren't torture enough, 'Saw' movie cruise set for summer  (travel.usatoday.com) (57)


Mon April 23, 2012
(GizMag) Cool From the man that brought you the wrist mounted crossbow and the fingertip flamethrower I give you the Blade Driver: a full sized, laser-sighted crossbow that fires spinning circular saw blades of DEATH  (gizmag.com) (42)
(Discovery) Interesting If you saw a giant fireball over Nevada and California yesterday morning, don't panic - it's just an oversized washing machine  (news.discovery.com) (16)


Sun April 22, 2012
(New Musical Express) Cool The fifteen greatest one-hit wonders of all time that are completely different from that other one-hit wonders list you saw that other time and the time before that  (nme.com) (185)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Media Matters) Dumbass Bill O'Reilly on why Glee is going to turn kids gay: "When I was a teenager and I saw James Dean smoking, it made me want to smoke"  (mediamatters.org) (270)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Huffington Post) Strange The cops must have been intimidated by the porn star's immense size, or perhaps they saw a bulge in his waistband, so they Tasered him to death  (huffingtonpost.com) (182)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Deadline) Followup Hunger Games surpasses expectations and has now raked in $460 million worldwide, taking the #1 spot at the box office yet again. Meanwhile, American Reunion debuted strong, and people saw Titanic 3D for some reason  (deadline.com) (126)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Iraq Veteran's Amazing Job: Nick White served his country, first as a Marine, where he saw heavy combat in Iraq, and then as a Secret Service agent. Now he's kicking ass as an entrepreneur  (news.yahoo.com) (23)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Telegraph) Fail Not News: Man breaks into game preserve. News: Cannot get cash so he saws off a Rhino horn. FARK: It was a fiberglass Rhino head  (telegraph.co.uk) (43)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Hero From the I never saw THAT coming department. A wild bear saves a man from a mountain lion attack  (blogs.ajc.com) (93)


Sat March 24, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting That night, too, there was another jetting out of gas from the distant planet. I saw it. ... That night another invisible missile started on its way to the earth from Mars  (cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com) (62)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Starpulse) Amusing Looking forward to seeing "The Hunger Games" this weekend? Chances are you already saw it back in November  (starpulse.com) (124)


Thu March 15, 2012
(News.com.au) Strange Thanks California, due to your gun control laws, women are resorting to using chainsaws to commit suicide  (news.com.au) (105)


Wed March 14, 2012
(New York Daily News) Amusing And, lo, the lamb opened the seventh seal and saw that Snooki wants Pauly D to DJ the birth of her child in the delivery room  (nydailynews.com) (68)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Sick "Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I've just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could've sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole"  (vice.com) (90)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Breitbart takes issue with Fark's sarcastic headline about Raquel Welch. "You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex"  (breitbart.com) (151)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Dumbass According to an old proverb 'He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.' Kris Humphries is about to put it to the test ... representing himself in divorce court. #dumbasaboxofrocks   (bittenandbound.com) (20)


Mon March 05, 2012
(ABC2News Baltimore) Dumbass Leaving your three-year-old at Chuck E Cheese is a mistake. Not realizing she was gone until you saw the report about a missing kid on the news is just farking dumb  (abc2news.com) (67)


Sat March 03, 2012
(ScienceMag) Spiffy We're from the government, and we're here to help the spotted owl with chainsaws and shotguns  (news.sciencemag.org) (53)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Cast of The Sopranos talks about the series. James Gandolfini: "When I first saw the ending, I said, 'What the f***.'"  (dailymail.co.uk) (98)


Tue February 28, 2012
(TMZ) Amusing Ever wanted to see Hacksaw Jim Duggan dance? Well, now you can die happy, tough guy. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  (tmz.com) (9)
(News.com.au) Fail If you're going to use hacksaws in your detention center metal shop you might want to screen the inmates a little more carefully when they leave  (news.com.au) (4)


Thu February 23, 2012
(ABC) Strange Uh, Doc? No matter how you defend it, you still saw and touched your daughter's boobs  (abcnews.go.com) (92)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Fark) Misc Weird. Today, on my way to work I saw three or four people with dirt on their foreheads. Someone needs to clean their hands more before touching their face. What is wrong with hygiene in this country?  (fark.com) (343)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Bet no one saw this coming. Mormons target Anne Frank for posthumous baptism  (huffingtonpost.com) (206)


Tue February 21, 2012
(The Consumerist) Dumbass Vietnamese man who never saw the season finale of M*A*S*H* thinks the proper response to a screaming child is the airplane emergency ramp  (consumerist.com) (89)
(Huffington Post) Sad Chain saw suicide attempts at hospital linked to Rick Santorum- Well, that's what the headline SAYS, doesn't it?  (huffingtonpost.com) (102)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious From the "We Never Saw This Coming" news desk, 19 breastaurant waitresses file sexual harassment lawsuit  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (238)


Tue February 14, 2012
(CBS) Sad I saw a turtle-killing virus  (baltimore.cbslocal.com) (29)
(MSNBC) Scary Coke and Pepsi may be arming for another cola war. I remember the first cola war, son. I saw things you wouldn't believe. Delivery trucks on fire off the shoulder the road. Crystal soda glittering in the Safeway dark. Time to die  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (171)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Man gets thrown out of pub by another customer for smoking. Since this is Fark, you'd better believe he came back into the pub with a chainsaw  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Fark) Survey What was the last movie that you saw at a drive-in? Subby's was a double-feature of Sister Act and HouseSitter  (fark.com) (414)


Fri February 03, 2012
(New York Daily News) Followup Hackers managed to direct users to a dummy website where readers saw, "Help us run over poor women on our way to the bank." Susan G. Komen gets pwned  (nydailynews.com) (21)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Dumbass The FBI likes to intimidate suspects by using a chainsaw to go through apartment doors, a technique that's especially intimidating when they saw through the wrong door  (thedailybeast.com) (208)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Once again demonstrating the great man's vise-like grip on the blindingly obvious, Pat Buchanan says Reagan saw Gingrich as "something of a political opportunist"  (news.yahoo.com) (32)


Sun January 29, 2012
(YouTube) Cool This AK-47 comes with all the add-ons -- drum magazine, night sights, chainsaw, selective fire switch...wait, what?  (youtube.com) (76)
(Some Guy) Cool I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off... wait a minute, are you just holding on to the can??  (wwlp.com) (54)

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