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53 headlines found matching 'saw'
Sat July 23, 2016
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Plumbers find that the strangest things can clog a drain. And then it gets weird
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Without access to a river of cheap and available handguns, British residents forced to settle personal disagreements with chainsaws
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Sat July 16, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore files for divorce after her husband finally saw 50 First Dates
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Journalist says he saw a motorcyclist, presumably, a policeman, ride alongside the truck that attacked the crowd in Nice and attempt an "Indiana Jones" manuever. Sadly, it didn't end the way it does in the movies
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
227 years ago today, King Louis XVI oversaw the start of France's tradition of surrendering
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Wed July 13, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go: Girlfriend informer edition. "She saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex's house"
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Vagina wedding cakes? No. Geode wedding cakes. I KNOW WHAT I SAW
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
So I just look at my bank account and saw a $222 credit from my Dr.'s office that I wasn't expecting. What cool thing has happened to you today?
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Did you think maybe the alligators couldn't get you if you climbed a tree? Guess again
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's the last thing Japan's "Hitomi" black hole satellite saw before it clawed its own eyes out and stopped broadcasting
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Tue July 05, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah, you saw some good fireworks, but did you watch an entire barge full of them go up at once? And then leap to the second barge full of explosives?
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Thu June 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
First self driving car death in the U.S., with a Tesla S on autopilot going under a tractor trailer because it thought it saw Sarah Connor
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Breaking down the explosive season six finale of Game of Thrones, which saw shocking twists, parental revelations, fan service, and a new ruler on the Iron Throne [Warning: SPOILERS]. Shame we have to wait nearly a year for the next episodes. Shame
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Sat June 18, 2016
(St. Catharine's Standard)
 
 
 
Concerned citizens called the police after they saw a maroon coloured E-bike pulling a homemade wooden trailer with a three-year-old girl sitting on a child's lawn chair
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently someone at the GOP just saw Captain America this week
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Wed June 15, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"A drunken rowdy man's unruly behaviour at the weekend's All Blacks game saw him eventually get punched in the face three times by an older woman"
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, my husband saw a news story about a naked guy falling from a balcony and won't stop cracking dark jokes at naked guy's expense. I'd like him to stop because I'm cheating with the naked guy who is my boyfriend. What should I do?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're part of a Fitbiatchallenge with your friends, the best way to ensure that you win is to attach the device to a chainsaw, a ceiling fan, or a puppy
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Mon June 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yorkshire firefighters use saw and chainsaw to rescue cow stuck in tree, call it "happy ending for all"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"We went to Sears and saw why the company is imploding" (not a slide show)
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Which popular movie did you miss when it was initially released and only saw it at some later point?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Doctor Who producer Steven Moffat says the 12th Doctor was almost black, until Peter Capaldi saw what that did to Ted Danson's career
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Young mom returns home to find armed burglar leaving her house. Does what any sensible person would do - beats him with a chainsaw and holds him down until police can arrive
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Wed June 08, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
A swing and a miss for Darwin when man cutting up old gas tank fails to ensure it has no gas in it
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Mon June 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you don't believe "a tip-off from a former cook at the castle who said she saw Hitler's SS soldiers carrying dozens of unmarked crates into the cellars in February 1945" doesn't prove the existence of Nazi nukes, then you're part of the conspiracy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Looks like Dan Aykroyd finally saw the new Ghostbusters movie
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal is going to be in the movie adaptation of The Division to try to make it up for people who saw him in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
You know, back in my day, boys could mess with lighters at playgrounds without setting metal jungle gyms, swings, see-saws on fire
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Yesterday, UCLA students were on lockdown, in a building with no locks on the doors. Engineering students did engineering, then broadcast their cleverness. Unknown whether the shooter saw their work
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A man who sliced his face open with a chainsaw while working on his farm miraculously survived by driving himself to hospital after "tying his head together' with bandages in his car." H-A-R-D-C-O-R-E (w. amazing X-rays)
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how a gachapon machine works?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"If you walked aboard a cruise ship ... and saw a peroxided captain strutting the deck and hollering about his prowess as a navigator and how popular he is with his passengers, you would pick up your bags and head for the gangway" - Garrison Keillor
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle with a 3-D printed shell made out of corn-based plastic
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a grad student. I did a search for my adviser's name to see his publication history. Instead, I found his Pornhub profile; I saw his recently watched videos, favorites, and achievements. Do I tell him? Blackmail him? Suggestions?"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle walker
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your Friday the 13th edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. No chainsaws included. This time
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Fri May 06, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Potatoes cause backed up arteries in NC
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Thu May 05, 2016
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
North Carolina tow truck driver sees disabled woman stranded on the side of the road and decides to stop and help her. But then he saw her Bernie Sanders sticker and God told him to leave her there
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man denies threatening bystanders with chainsaw, putting on woman's clothing, hanging around in bars
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Most people don't think of a gardener as psycho. Then again, most gardeners don't threaten their neighbors with a chainsaw
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now that the nice weather is here again, here's how not to fark up three of the most common handyman DIY jobs. Or you can drink five beers, watch the first half of a relevant YouTube video and grab the chain saw, like always
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(WBBJ TV West Tennessee)
 
 
 
Prophetess never saw it coming
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korean launches televised chef competition. Todays' secret ingredients: sawdust, old book bindings
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted performing Jacob's Ladder experiment he saw on YouTube, leaves behind family, friends, a lingering smell
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When you say you saw someone "petting a bison", you really mean that they were in fact, petting a bison. (And surviving, with video)
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones 'loved what he saw' from Jared Goff's workout, considers trading stadium to Rams for #1 overall pick
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Thu April 14, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Man chases boss with chainsaw, does doughnuts in truck as one of his coworkers films the event"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan discusses Negan, the character we saw for about two minutes on the season six finale of The Walking Dead
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"I saw the actor that plays Superman, Henry Cavill, at the airport with his support dog," she adds. "That was a little disappointing. He's Superman"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's Friday so welcome back to the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Have you picked up anything new? This week saw the releases of Enter the Gungeon, 1979 Revolution: Black Friday, as well as patches for MOO etc
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Fri April 01, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
FAA? Hi, could I register my drone? Yeah the one with a chainsaw muhahaha
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
An interview with Marcia Clark, who discusses her brief foray into Scientology and the last time she saw OJ Simpson
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Step 1: Have uncontrolled tics and outbursts because of Tourette's syndrome , Step 2: Grab a chainsaw climb a tree, Step 3: Profit
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