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Headlines matching 'sarah'
Thu May 24, 2012
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(Breitbart.com) Obvious Rep. Peter King (R-NY) is concerned upcoming film about the death of bin Laden will be too pro-Obama and not give proper credit to Bush's tax cuts and Sarah Palin's bear rug  (breitbart.com) (197)
(The Register) Cool 121-megapixel animations of the Earth from a Russian weather satellite. Hey, I think I can see Sarah Palin's house  (theregister.co.uk) (12)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Interesting Blogger claims that Roger Ailes claims that Jon Stewart once admitted to him in a bar that he was a socialist, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Stewart has to dig a hole and sit in it  (breitbart.com) (178)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Meanwhile, somewhere in Kansas: "Hello, Texas, I'm Sarah Palin"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (162)


Sun May 20, 2012
(The Times Tribuen) Unlikely Is Sarah Palin's political clout misunderrated?  (thenewstribune.com) (79)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Arizona Star) Dumbass Tucson news station brags about their new Skynet surveillance system going online; anticipate it will become self-aware on August 29th, find Sarah Connor shortly thereafter  (azstarnet.com) (49)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Daily Stab) Amusing Hillary Clinton wants to help Jason Segel forget Sarah Marshall, but only if there are muppets involved  (dailystab.com) (40)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Dumbass Troy McGreggor say Obama's appearance on Jimmy Fallon violated campaign finance law, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to wear Zap Rowsdower's Canadian tuxedo and fight Larry Csonka to the death  (breitbart.com) (145)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Townhouse used as location for Sarah Jessica Parker's residence in Sex and the City sells to anonymous buyer. Rent to remain stable  (dailymail.co.uk) (15)


Mon April 23, 2012
(CBS) Amusing You can't put lipstick on a pig, but you *can* put food in a working stove based on Sarah Palin's head  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (58)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Sarah Palin comments on the Secret Service scandal. Of course, when she's not objectifying the First Lady or painting the entire protection detail with a broad brush, she's joking about how Barack Obama eats dogs  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (166)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup One of the Secret Service agents in the middle of the Colombian prostitution scandal was part of Sarah Palin's detail, and he often joked about checking her out  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (191)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Wired) Obvious New iPhone may contain Liquidmetal, have an app for tracking Sarah Connor  (wired.com) (87)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Worried about Roe v. Wade getting overturned, Sarah Silverman went and got a quick aborsh. (w/before and after pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (63)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Politico) Obvious Sarah Palin's political action committee raised $388,000 in the first three months of the year, but it spent $418,000 and didn't give a dime to any candidates. So basically, it's functioning as intended  (politico.com) (111)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Economist) Obvious I am shocked, shocked to learn that the media treatment of politicians such as Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin have made women less inclined to enter politics  (economist.com) (183)


Thu April 05, 2012
(New York Daily News) Asinine Sarah Palin celebrates television ratings victory over Katie Couric by making fun of her for daring to ask what she read  (nydailynews.com) (181)
(The New York Times) Interesting Will Paul Ryan be the new Sarah Palin? Depends on how good he looks in an American Flag bikini while toting a rifle  (nytimes.com) (82)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Sen. John McCain (no R-egrets) says that Romney should pick Sarah Palin as his running mate. Those who do not learn from history  (washington.cbslocal.com) (152)
(Politico) Obvious Because we've all been waiting with eager anticipation. Sarah Palin finally announces her pick for the GOP vice-presidential candidate  (politico.com) (87)


Tue April 03, 2012
(VentureBeat) Cool The US Navy is developing and training robots to fight fires, scale mountain rock faces, hunt Sarah Connor (w/ pics)  (venturebeat.com) (11)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Sarah Palin to co-host The Today Show. Well, at least the first hour  (news.yahoo.com) (218)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Irritable Bowel Disorder) Asinine I've read this three times and still have absolutely no idea why I'm supposed to be outraged, but rest assured it means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to perform some Herculean or embarrassing task  (news.investors.com) (61)
(TwinCities.com) Followup Things John Woo, Mel Gibson & Jason Statham can do: Jump out a window firing at cops and live. Things a French terrorist can do: Jump out a window firing at cops and go splat  (twincities.com) (114)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Heroic blogger-patriot determines that there are not enough anti-Obama comments on You Tube, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to watch the 108-hour Nyan Cat loop until he goes insane  (breitbart.com) (129)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Sarah Palin has a secret plan to capture the White House and we'll see who's laughing then smart guy  (huffingtonpost.com) (284)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Daily Kos) Unlikely Rush Limbaugh was set up by President Obama and forced to call Sandra Fluke a slut because HBO had a movie coming out about Sarah Palin  (dailykos.com) (224)
(MSNBC) Cool Autonomous robots swim from California to Hawaii without carrying fuel, just in case Sarah Connor happened to be floating out there somewhere  (msnbc.msn.com) (11)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Politico) Amusing Sarah Palin says Obama campaign took her words "out of context" and "heavily edited" them in new ad. In other news, Palin is apparently unaware of how political ads have worked for the past 5,000 years  (politico.com) (112)
(Washington Post) Sad Sarah Palin's deliberate ignorance did more than scuttle John McCain's presidential hopes -- it destroyed American politics, too  (washingtonpost.com) (213)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Media Matters) Dumbass Obama's secret economic recovery plan according to Sarah Palin: force black people to pick cotton without pay  (mediamatters.org) (253)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Louis CK made some inappropriate tweets about Sarah Palin, so that means Rush Limbaugh is automatically President and everyone gets a free "Just Because" bouquet from Pro Flowers.com  (the950.com) (265)
(Washington Post) Interesting Not surprising: "Game Change," HBO's new movie about Sarah Palin's run as vice president, is excellent. Surprising: And it might make you even feel a little sorry for Sarah Palin, too  (washingtonpost.com) (119)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Asinine Barack Obama once attended a play about Saul Alinsky. That automatically makes Sarah Palin President and Obama has to go play cornerback for the Chicago Bears  (breitbart.com) (216)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Metro) Sad Realizing the futility of trying to kill the adult Sarah Connor, Skynet goes after the schoolboy father  (metro.co.uk) (8)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Smh.com.au) Dumbass England joins the ranks of "gotcha" liberal elitists afraid of a strong, conservative woman by tricking Sarah Palin into claiming the queen dictates British foreign policy  (smh.com.au) (87)
(St. Petersburg Times) Asinine Actor sneaked cocaine into the White House Correspondent's Dinner, so Obama's a junkie and Sarah Palin is automatically president. Fark: Source is not Fox News  (tampabay.com) (35)
(Politico) Stupid In a desperate bid to remain relevant, Sarah Palin opens her clammy yap and almost says a bad word  (politico.com) (164)
(The New York Times) Spiffy Google to sell heads-up display glasses by year's end, allowing you to see information on things around you, find Sarah Connor  (bits.blogs.nytimes.com) (47)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Boing Boing) Followup Climate scientist lied to obtain Heartland documents, so global warming is false and Sarah Palin is automatically President  (boingboing.net) (309)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Space) Cool World's first space robot signs "Hello, World". Expected to find Sarah Connor, solve FizzBuzz in less than twelve parsecs  (space.com) (26)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Yahoo) Unlikely "Sarah Palin Is The Most Powerful Female Politician In The World" Pretty loose definition of powerful you got there  (news.yahoo.com) (122)


Mon February 13, 2012
(MSNBC) Dumbass Sarah Palin says long, competitive battle for GOP presidential nomination will result in a Republican victory in November, and that a brokered convention could be a good thing. This is what Sarah Palin really believes  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (134)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Mediaite) Dumbass Sarah Palin's CPAC keynote: "Time to drain the jacuzzi and throw the bums out with the bathwater." If she mixes any more metaphors, the early bird will grow moss on a penny earned  (mediaite.com) (203)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Atlantic) Obvious Sarah Palin's Facebook followers revolt against her support of Newt Gingrich and leave broken pieces of taco shells all over the place  (theatlantic.com) (140)
(The Daily Caller) Interesting Sarah Palin endorses Rage Against The Machine  (dailycaller.com) (115)

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