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141 headlines found matching 'sand'
Sat November 18, 2017
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
An analysis of winners and losers in the new House tax bill. (TL;dr) Winners: rich people. Losers: everyone else. There, that saved a thousand words
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego police issue warning that they will inconvenience thousands of drivers to catch 3 drunk people
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
16 major sandwich chains ranked. Reasons why list is wrong to left, chains not mentioned to the right, bickering in between
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Images of dogs with humans 8,000 years ago in sandstone. Human appears to be holding a steak
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Cutting the tax rate will have zero impact on corporate investment" - a) Karl Marx b) Bernie Sanders or c) Mark Cuban
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Florida man booby-trapped SpongeBob lunchbox with explosives but they won't reveal what he did with the Sandy Squirrel one
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, only The Council of Wells can help Barry stop a dancing teapot. (CW 8pm EST) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, the face that launched a thousand ships is loose in 1930's Hollywood and only the Legends can return her home. (CW 9pm EST)
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Osaka, thousands of tourists flock to brightly painted garbage incinerator, some of them mistaking it for Universal Studios Japan theme park. Furnace shoulda told 'em
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sandy Rios defends Roy Moore by saying every man "has something he's ashamed of sexually." Yeah, but the average man isn't a child rapist
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Cool: McDonald's workers get nearly $1 million settlement for being paid with high-fee debit cards. Not so cool: Lawyers get $858 thousand of it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Spot me
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
"Reuben" "sandwich" returns to Subway, with corned beef and turkey options
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Transport Canada update: "Okay, knives are allowed again, but no baby powder"
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Guy who noticed that the KFC Twitter account follows the "11 Herbs and Spices" wins a framed portrait of himself getting a piggy back ride from Col. Sanders
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Some Earther)
 
 
 
Thousands of abandoned railroad cars are decaying in our forest preserves
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
When you play the Game of Thobes, you either wib or you bie. Or possibly something else involving sand and camels
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Larry David makes his triumphant return as host. Will his Bernie Sanders square off against Baldwin's Trump and McKinnon's Clinton? Will we ever get over the David Pumpkins special? Will Miley try to be edgy? Saturday Night Live, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down, and short is long." -- "Weird" Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Happy National Sandwich Day. What will you enjoy today in celebration? A hero, a grinder, a taco, a panini, a burger, or a hoagie? Discuss your favorite sandwiches here
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not content with the status quo, Australia imported a couple thousand Portuguese Man O'Wars
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "The DNC rigged the primary for Hillary." DNC: "No we didn't." Donna Brazile: "Hell yes you did, and I have the proof"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders can't decide if she prefers JFK or Kennedy
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Papadopoulos was likely wired. This should be fun. Oh, and Russians told him they had thousands of Clinton Emails. Three months before Wikileaks released them
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders:"Did I say nothing happened? I meant nothing BEYOND THAT happened"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's okay cause Adam Sandler also got handsy with... Dustin Hoffman?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"As far as anyone knows, it has the most eggs of any vertebrate on the planet." And it looks slightly familiar
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Tired of paying $10 for a sandwich? How about $100 for a sandwich?
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rhianna accused of culturally appropriating a culture that died thousands of years ago
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What happens when you try and rescue your magical idol from a thousand year old prison? You get a 2 part season ending for My Little Pony, Shadow Play part 1&2 this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET or last week in Canada
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Thu October 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Huckabee-Sanders: "I don't think I'll ever run..." Yes, we know
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Top ten things to keep in mind while perusing thousands of newly-declassified pages on JFK's assassination
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Whoa, sandworms. Ya hate 'em, right? I HATE 'EM MYSELF
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "I wouldn't trust the Washington Post." Hours later: "OMG, have you seen this report in the Washington Post? It's awesome"
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders:"A lot of the language Senator Flake used today I didn't think was befitting of the Senate floor"
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Mon October 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Underwear bomber complains about the fruits of his loom(ing) long term incarceration. A thousand tiny violins begin warming up
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Sat October 21, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Monday evening a manure storage facility at a farm ruptured releasing an estimated 250 thousand gallons of manure into an unnamed tributary to Stehman Run, which runs into the Conestoga River." Guess what that tributary is called now?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Arby's executives: "For our new venison sandwich, let's offer it for one day only, because that worked out so well for McDonald's Szechuan Sauce"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sandy Rios thinks that George Soros orchestrated the economic collapse of 2008 in order to ensure Obama was reelected. You can read all about it in her new book, "I'm Batshiat Insane and So Are My Conspiracy Theories"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet Vitali Shkliarov: The man bringing Bernie Sanders-style politics to Moscow, which he learned while working for Bernie Sanders. Wait, was there any US campaign that didn't have some Russian(s) working for them?
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(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Every day, thousands of Tennessee fans are abused, neglected, or abandoned. With your help, they can get a second chance
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Wed October 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ It's name is Rio and it digs up lots of sand / It lost 3 billion dollars in a deal gone bad / Accounting cover-ups to hide the loss were planned / Oh, Rio Tinto's facing lawsuits for the scam ♫
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee Sanders says John Kelly "is disgusted by the way this has been politicized," when it was pointed out that Trump was the one who politicized it, she responded, well, he was answering a question and stating a fact
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Air Force general says "we'd be dumb not to fly" on SpaceX reused rockets. That sound you just heard was the retirement plans of thousands of colonels going splat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders predicts Trump will be so successful in the remainder of his term that Americans are "going to be begging for four more years of President Trump." 'Unlikely' tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Citing improved subscriber numbers and stiff competition, Netflix to spend $8 billion on original content next year, surpassing ESPN. That's a lot of Sandler, Narcos, and hacky comics
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says President Trump lying about Obama not calling families of fallen soldiers is actually him "stating a fact", would also like to remind us war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
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Thu October 12, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sanders keep a straight face while lying? Will April get a chance to ask a 5-part question on why Trump hates Americans? Will we long for the days of Snekretary? You bet your shiny metal ass. THIS is your WH press conference thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sandy Rios warns the Left is coming for your guns. Wait, no, scratch that; they're coming for your air conditioning
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain not finished after verbally sandblasting Weinstein and his pals, unloads on the Yelper scum. "They are the very picture of entitled, negative energy. They're bad for chefs. They're bad for restaurants"
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
PolitiFact fact checks Sinclair's fact check of PolitiFact's fact checking of Cruz's not factually correct Sandy statement, finds the alternate facts don't check out. Facts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pilot flies over Hollywood with message designed for Weinstein supporters, or perhaps fans of Adam Sandler
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Tue October 10, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Salmon farming pens - which collapsed months ago, releasing tens of thousands of non-native fish - found to be mostly operating on the honor system for keeping fish inside
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Anyone know how to bring a class action suit against McDonald's for false advertisement? Asking for a few thousand friends"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thousands of Rick and Morty fans show up to get a packet of szechuan sauce. McDonald's only sent 10-20 packets per participating location. Pickle Rick and Tiny Rick will soon team up to vaporize every McDonald's in the multiverse
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Some Observer)
 
 
 
RIP, Canadian tar sand pipelines
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Thu October 05, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Think of the cutest kitten that's ever lived in the entire world ... and it still won't be as adorable as a sand kitten
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
In surest sign yet he'll be running for president, Uncle Joe takes a swipe at Bernie Sanders
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's some great news for fans of spicy loose meat sandwiches: Today is National Taco Day, so here are the best deals you can find at nationwide taco chains
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact-checking Bernie Sanders' RIDICULOUS claim that the world's six richest men control as much wealth as 3.7 billion people, or the bottom half of the world's population: of course that's wrong-those 6 control 20% MORE than the 3.7 billion
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House claims it is "premature" to talk about gun control in wake of Las Vegas shooting, too late to bring up Sandy Hook
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders will tell us all why now is not the time to talk about gun control, Twitter rants, Russia, or Puerto Rico. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. ("2PM" *wink wink* EDT)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Steve "Pinocchio" Mnuchin gets schooled on his tax plans by everyone's favorite crazy uncle, Bernie Sanders. 'Twas most glorious indeed
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Huckabee-Sanders: "We can't find anyone to go on television and defend Trump's racism anymore." Paul Ryan: "Hold my beer and watch this"
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(Oswald Bastable)
 
 
 
If you found yourself in possession of a working time machine, would you be more likely to go witness the Crucifixion, the JFK assassination, kill Hitler, or just go get a really good cheesesteak sandwich?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man won't face trial for murdering his ex-girlfriend after receiving early death sentence by prison chicken sandwich
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Remember the cave where thousands of specimens of prehumans were dug by small, but brave & smart women? They just concluded a follow-up expedition which sent them into holes you think are too small to fit in & in the process made the science weirder
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Fri September 29, 2017
(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
Italian beach closed due to unexpected dildo migration (Possibly Not Safe for Work image)
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Thu September 28, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Neighbors try to stop thousands of cockroaches streaming out of manhole into their neighborhood, are terrified of what could be scaring them out of the sewer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House capping refugees at 45 thousand next year because that's more than enough to accommodate those fleeing northern Europe
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
♪♫ I'm the fire starter, sandwich bag fire starter ♬♪
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders explains NFL race protests are not really about race. Yeah, right. And Rosa Parks was really just protesting public transportation
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Army reservist owes thousands for court costs, bond after he was wrongfully arrested in burglary cases
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Mon September 25, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly's "The Spin Stops Here" tour with Dennis Miller is playing to thousands of empty seats on its run
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
North Korea tensions escalate, Puerto Rico is dark and demolished, and the President is fighting with the NFL. How will Sarah Huckabee Sanders make this all Hillary's fault? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2PMish EDT)
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Streisand effect hits Trump like an NFL linebacker on a defenseless receiver
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lost Rubens found after 400 years, though I'm pretty sure 400-year-old sandwiches aren't good anymore
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
You say you're cutting things off between us? Well, then I'm cutting things off, too
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 40,000 pints of vodka overturns. Thousands upon thousands of people volunteer for cleanup efforts
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We'll be cruising at an altitude of five thousand feet, dropping bits of our exploding engine all over people's yards, and then landing again in short order"
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says the nickname "Rocket Man" pinned on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is a "Trump original." Elton John unavailable for comment
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Sat September 16, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
A second ethics complaint has just hit Sarah Hucklebee Sanders
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sadly SandersCare is nothing but cheap politics and magic math with unicorns dancing on top of the fluffy cake
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Thu September 14, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Washington DC filled with thousands of people of dubious moral standing. Also, ICP is holding an event
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders writes an op-ed on why everyone needs Medicare. Hey, at least Hillary Clinton wrote an entire book on what went wrong with her high-minded ideas
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Medicare trustees: We'll be out of money by 2029. Sanders: Hold my beer. Warren: And my wine. Gimli: And my ax. Politics tab: And my (Not safe for work)
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dalai Lama calls for politicians to create century of peace. This will be immediately followed by an Oscar winning performance by Adam Sandler
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Sat September 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno: This is the second report I've gotten of Sandusky raping children, but it's out of my hands because he's such a damn good coach
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Six food trends that will massively dominate the foodie landscape this fall. "Dollhouse-sized foods like mini éclairs, mini ice-cream sandwiches and mini bagel balls are what you'll be seeing all over your Instagram feed"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Beyonce, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Barbra Streisand, Reese Witherspoon, and Oprah Winfrey are among the stars lined up to appear in a one-hour telethon that will raise money for Hurricane Harvey relief. Wait Barbra Streisand?
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Tue September 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's new book claims that Sanders treating her with kid gloves caused "lasting damage" to her campaign and disrupted the Democratic party before going on to use Republican talking points to disparage Sanders
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Mon September 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stacy Lewis, a native of Houston, pledged her paycheck from this week's LPGA tournament to Harvey relief efforts. Then she wins for the first time in three years. Now all the sand is in my eyes
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Fri September 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Thousands of caterpillars band together to form into one large mass. Sounds like the plot of a horror movie
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Aside from a hot roast beef sandwich, what is your favorite comfort food?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mike Coffman has announced that he will attempt to force a vote on a bill that would protect the hundreds of thousands of people who came to the United States as undocumented minors. Coffman is a Republican
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's installment of "White House Definitions", Sarah Sanders defines first hand information as meeting with people who are breathing, eating and sleeping an event. Look *that* up in your Merriam-Webster
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Thu August 31, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Texas voted against the Hurricane Sandy relief bill back in 2012, should they get federal aid to help them deal with the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey?
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What does Metallica's Enter Sandman sound like in every genre of music? Here's a medley to let you know
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Those Tweets about Obama visiting after Sandy...Peppridge Farm remembers them
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans: We voted against Sandy Relief because the bill was full of pork. CBO: The bill had virtually no pork at all and spending records show as much
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Mon August 28, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz says he "enthusiastically backed" Hurricane Sandy aid by voting against it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas GOPer explains why he voted against Sandy aid: I knew better than the people in New York and New Jersey what the real needs for the region were
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
New York Times pulls a book off of its #1 best sellers list due to "inconsistencies" - i.e. hundreds or thousands of copies were bought by a single buyer
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After voting against aid for Hurricane Sandy cleanup and cleanup for Flint, MI, Texas Sen Ted Cruz is suddenly very much in favor of federal help with Hurricane Harvey assistance. Because of course he is
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is, inexplicably, the most popular politician in the US
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: So, Sarah, can you explain why the President thinks "very fine people" would join a Nazi rally? Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Sorry, we are really short on time,"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Scott Baio goes full Alex Jones, implies Sandy Hook and Charlottesville were false flag operations, Heather Heyer's mother is a crisis actor, and then goes with the "just asking questions" defense
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Thu August 24, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How will Sarah Huckabee Sanders praise her boss? Will we get another letter from Pickle? What utter absurdity will we hear? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing. (2:30 PM EDT "start")
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Facebook temporarily down, leaving thousands of users who can't portray a skewed version of their life in panic (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Company that controversially farms Atlantic salmon in Puget Sound blames this week's solar eclipse on reason its net broke, releasing thousands of invasive fish
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Mon August 21, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest salvo to be fired in the #War to #FireMcMaster is being fired by thousands of Russian twitter bots. But there was no collusion. No collusion. Alexander Hamilton's Federalist Paper 68's the collusion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Steve Bannon looks like he's been eating crystal meth sandwiches drizzled with krokodil dressing... battered and deep fried into speedballs"
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alas, poor Swansea. I knew them, Arsenal. A 7:30 am ET match of infinite jest. Then, hath Bournemouth on the back a thousand stings from Watford. Give unto me Potters and Gunners at 12:30. And of course, merry matches on Sunday at 8:30 am
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Sat August 19, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Thousands expected for a "free speech rally" in Boston. Other such events are also planned in other cities around the country. Will words beat fists? Will love trump hate? It's your free speech rally thread
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As if beach sand doesn't chafe enough. (Warning: Probably not safe for work)
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly's co-workers are already putting Tabasco in her sandwich in the lunchroom
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A straight flush beats four of a kind, but a mysterious flush beats thousands of passengers at Orlando International Airport
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Medicare for All supporters ready to hold establishment Democrats to account when Sen. Bernie Sanders introduces his legislation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The ACLU and the SLPC apparently got ahold of an HBOGo password and watched some old John Oliver episodes as they file suit against a pretrial services company that kept people in jail even after they'd posted bail unless they paid thousands in fees
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Mon August 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Korea promises thousands-fold revenge against US over sanctions. Severe shortages of North Korea's "nothing" expected in stores US wide
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And on his tower, these words appear: "I am Donnie Trump, president of presidents. Look at my works, ye bigly and despair." Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare. The lone and level sands stretch far away
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are myths that you probably think are facts. Now, where is Subby's Viking helmet?
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Sat August 05, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Steal a car, go to prison. Steal thousands of cars, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Wed August 02, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sarah Huckabee Sanders cry about the White House press corps doing their jobs? Will she... Wait, that's all she ever does. This is your White House Press briefing thread
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
What does over 1,000 tons of steel, 10 million Reichsmarks, and the labor of thousands get you? The biggest artillery piece ever made and a total of 48 warshots
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Tue August 01, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
McDonalds employee(s) "accidentally" put a piece of bacon on a chicken sandwich ordered by a Muslim family. All 14 sandwiches
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Sat July 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Robot cracks safe live on stage without sandpapered fingertips, a stethoscope, Clooney or Pitt
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Thu July 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Skinny repeal judged to be too bony by 4 GOP senators; tells McConnell to feed it a sandwich
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Larry David finds out that he actually is related to Bernie Sanders
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Back to back days of on-camera press briefings? Who will Sarah Huckabee Sanders shove out there first? Will Pickle write back? LGT C-SPAN
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah "Huckabeast" Huckabee Sanders won't say whether transgender individuals will be thrown out of the military after President Donald Trump announces ban. Most likely because that announcement came out of nowhere
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Expect Sarah Huckabee-Sanders to take some time off to take care of her dad, who definitely just had a stroke on Twitter
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Topless woman arrested by sandwich police
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, apparently unaware that anything having to do with Hillary Clinton was made irrelevant last November, wants AG Jeff Sessions to open an investigation on her because that would "level the playing field"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham, who sold the Ark Park from his for-profit LLC to his non-profit church group to get out of paying thousands in safety fees, sells it back to his for-profit LLC to keep its millions in tax rebates
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The Democrats don't need a "Better Deal". They need Bernie Sanders
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A blond, white college student says she was a "victim" and couldn't vote for Trump because her far left friends would think she was racist. Bonus: She started out supporting Bernie Sanders
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
According to Anthony Scaramucci, Sarah Sanders' biggest problems are her hair and makeup choices
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Louisville, Kentucky Courier-Journal newspaper publishes an epic correction of their referrals to hot dogs as "sandwiches" over the years, beginning in 1887 and ending in 1966
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, including remote Amazonian tribes cut off from civilization for thousands of years, "Wonder Woman" is getting a sequel. Shocking, we know
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders keeping one foot outside the grave for potential 2020 run
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Sat July 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because you liberals have promoted obstruction of the repeal of Obamacare, hundreds of billionaires will be left paying potentially thousands of dollars in additional taxes. I hope that you are happy with the tragedy that you have wrought
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