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229 headlines found matching 'sand'
Fri February 12, 2016
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders to Hillary: 'One of us ran against Barack Obama; I was not that candidate'. Judges: 9.7, 9.9, 9.6
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders slams noted historical hero Henry Kissinger because Hillary Clinton supports him and his magic murder bag
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Consumer Product Safety Commission issues warning against Burny Sanders
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Behold the six thousand dollar kid
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Emboldened by his New Hampshire win, will the crotchety Sanders find new voters? Will Clinton get her groove back from the the self-admitted socialist? Find out tonight; it's your Official Democratic Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on PBS & CNN
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Boiled Peanuts and Beer" How Sanders wins South Carolina, destroys his taste buds
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(Spartanburg Herald Journal)
 
 
 
Woman admits stealing thousands of dollars from Joe Piscopo. In related news, Joe Piscopo had thousands of dollars
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(23)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Authorities trying to pin down who's leaving thousands of thumbtacks at a California dog park
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(59)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders must be doing well, here's a hit piece on his wife
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Republican strategist: I fear Sanders more than Clinton." So the attacks on her over Sanders is because, what? A giant circlejerk you only get to do every four years?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders fuels capitalism, despite being a red man. "Actually, they got factories with little dolls named after me"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There are Wall Street execs who have been measuring the drapes in the Treasury Secretary's office in anticipation of a getting the nod from President Clinton, but thanks to Sanders, Cruz and Trump there's 0% chance of that no matter which party wins
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
When you're Bernie Sanders and fresh off a victory in New Hampshire you don't go to Disney World, you go to meet with the right Rev. Al Sharpton over breakfast at the famed Sylvia's Restaurant in Harlem
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts stores may know how to make a tasty breakfast sandwich, but apparently don't understand how sales tax works
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(14)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Feel The Bern: Did anyone notice that Donald Trump is saying exactly the same thing as Bernie Sanders on drug price controls?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders claims he's winning because he "aroused the electorate." Well then
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' wife steps in to defend Hillary Clinton, cause you know, there is a special place in hell for women who don't help women
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(Red Alert Politics)
 
 
 
Ron Paul insists the most free market politician running for president today is Bernie Sanders. BERNIE SANDERS
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sanders beats Clinton in NH
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
According to a UMass Economist, under Sanders, income and jobs would soar and unlike Obama, Sanders will deliver ponies
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sanders disowns the Berniebros: "anybody who is supporting me that is doing the sexist things - we don't want them"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton gives Sanders a super sick bern
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Gloria Steinem's proclamation that women who support Bernie Sanders are only trying to please boys, Madeleine Albright says there's a "special place in hell" for women who don't support Hillary
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You'd think that Bernie Sanders could count on winning an Iowa precinct in which there was exactly one caucus-goer, and that person voted for him. You'd be wrong
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Apparently most Republicans have never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show as Snopes is Forced to explain that a picture making the rounds of the internet is NOT Bernie Sanders and Wife at a gay pride parade in 1975, but Brad and Janet meeting Frank
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters are rude to Hillary supporters, ace reporter Ric Romero is on the case
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SNL shows that Larry David and Bernie Sanders are actually two different people. Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The new Colonel Sanders is about to go through his third regeneration. Rumor has it this next one has a hankering for Hot Pockets
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Young women only support Bernie Sanders because they want attention from boys, said A) Donald Trump, B) Sarah Palin, or C) Gloria Steinem
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump both have the potential to kill their respective political parties--and they're really close to making that a reality
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Fri February 05, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Free Healthcare, free college and now free tattoos. Man this Sanders campaign had everything
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why do Millennials love Bernie Sanders so much? I mean, besides the fact that he keeps promising them all the free stuff they want without working for it? Well, mainly because they're all misogynists
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who exactly decided that Bernie Sanders was "the bouncer at Club Progressive"?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police warn of theft ring targeting classic cars, such as 1980s Ford Escorts: "It's all about the resale value. Enthusiasts and collectors will pay thousands, sometimes tens of thousands of pounds for a desirable Cortina or Escort"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Five things about Clinton's shifting strategy." Basically, Sanders struck a nerve with the Wall St. thing last night and she started flailing at him
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Thu February 04, 2016
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders puts moderates on notice: "You can be a moderate. You can be a progressive. But you cannot be a moderate and a progressive"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' campaign reviews Iowa Caucus totals, says actual result may never be known. It's actually a good experience just in case he gets the Democratic nomination and has to go through an election that includes Florida
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The problem with Bernie Sanders supporters
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: 'I'm prejudiced - I want Donald Trump to win the nomination'
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're planning to swim off the coast of Palm Beach, watch out for the thousands of sharks just swimming about
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Tue February 02, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish police respond to heated Star Wars fight. No injuries reported in spite of forty-two thousand shots fired
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign lashes out at Iowa Democratic party, because if you can't win, complain
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Sun January 31, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a move that will make Sanders supporters feel berned, the New York Times endorses Hillary
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have perfected the "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE" rhetoric
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Fri January 29, 2016
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Bloomberg reports FBI investigation of Hillary is more advanced than thought, and could be "cataclysmic for Secretary Clinton if Senator Sanders is still alive", forgetting what tactics Hillary can Foster when cornered
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zebra cousin that went extinct 100 years ago is brought back by scientists. It's now called the first successful attempt at reviving an extinct species since McDonald's brought back the McRib sandwich
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The media is lying about the supposed "momentum" of the Bernie Sanders campaign, as he really isn't doing that well compared to Hillary
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders, man of the people, has a tax plan that will toss six million of them out of work
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who lives next to beach complains to his council about: A) Loud parties B) Trash C) SAND
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders, opposed to random debate scraps thrown his way, proposes radical redistribution of future debate slots to undeserving candidates
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump lashes out and attacks Marco Rubio, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and, for whatever reason, non-contender Rand Paul
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's always cool when the answer to a math problem is 10 unquadragintilliard: a number so big that it exceeds the total number of particles in the universe
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Liberal pundits keep throwing water on Bernie Sanders expecting him to melt away like the wicked witch did in 2008
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters kick ass, take names - in Hillary's home town
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(42)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders bump? Trump did it
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: Bernie Sanders is not the second coming of Barack Obama
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hillary is mishandling her attacks on the upstart malcontent Bernie Sanders
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Anthony Weiner says he "wouldn't be surprised" if Bernie Sanders won Iowa and New Hampshire, before going on to ask if anyone would like to see his penis
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Having already made two appearances as Bernie Sanders, Saturday Night Live decides to let Larry David host the show on February 6th. That decision is pretty....pretty good
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman sues Kohl's after receiving thousands of robocalls meant for her ex-boyfriend
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
This fish brings death from above, below and sideways. It is both venomous and gives electric shocks. Wait a minute, it's not the Australia national fish? What gives
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bloomberg considers a third party run for President, but will only go through with it if Bernie Sanders wins the Democratic primary
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Evolution occurs very slowly over a period of thousands and thousands of years. Unless you're a stickleback fish in Alaska that abruptly had its habitat changed from saltwater to freshwater because of a massive earthquake
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Some Colonel)
 
 
 
The real Colonel Sanders hated everything that KFC became - even before Norm MacDonald
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(179)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Iraqi freedom fighter accused of liberating hundreds of thousands of dollars
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(13)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sanders attempts to squash his beef with Planned Parenthood by blaming the Clinton Campaign
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(192)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Hillary responds to Sanders' implication that she is Establishment with a well thought out, rational "NO U"
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(185)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How unpopular is Ted Cruz with the GOP? Senator Richard Burr: "Hell, I'd vote for Bernie Sanders before i vote for Ted Cruz as president"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
...that awkward moment when Bernie Sanders supporters start realizing their guy is starting to sound an awful lot like Donald Trump
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Thu January 21, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton says Bernie Sanders' ideas "will never make it in the real world". Forgets to add "if I can help it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders zeroes in on the youth vote with... Simon and Garfunkel?
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(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' tax hike could be as much as $18 trillion over a decade. Finally, something to offset the entire $18 trillion debt we've been accumulating since Eisenhower
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is only one small issue with the Sanders health care plan: it's a complete fantasy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This weekend, McDonald's will be selling bottles of its Thousand Island dressing so you can make your own Big Macs at home
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Wed January 20, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And on the 7th day the last seal opened and Karl Rove began making campaign ads for Bernie Sanders
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Previously, astronomers thought it should take thousands to millions of years to funnel enough gas to a supermassive black hole for it to spawn a quasar. It definitely shouldn't take less than ten"
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(12)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sanders is a radical in a war against equivocators and opportunists
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says that Bernie Sanders should "run for President of Norway." That sure would be nice of the Norwegians to create a position for him like that
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What Bernie Sanders needs to learn about single-payer health care from his home state of Vermont, because for it to work on a national level is a whole different crapshoot
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico insiders (who are never wrong, trust us): Sanders didn't make a dent against Hillary
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Republican operatives are trying to boost Bernie Sanders, as they're secretly terrified of Hillary Clinton and hope that the crotchety old man can sway enough voters to nominate him, which would secure the presidency for the GOP
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Dine-in cinema to serve only "quiet food" that requires no noisy silverware, like popcorn-fried oysters, peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and pork-stuffed tater tots. If you insist on unwrapping that candy bar, find another movie theater
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Sanders wins Democratic presidential debate by forcing Clinton to over-defend Obamacare and Obama's policies. Smart move, Bern
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Sun January 17, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Hillary manage to keep the upstart Sanders from gaining more ground? Will security fail to recognize Marvin O'Malley? Will Sanders again flip-flop on gun control? Democratic Debate Discussion Thread at 9PM ET on NBC
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Fri January 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs purchases $5B hedge against Bernie Sanders winning the Democratic primary
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly threatens to flee to country with stiff gun control, tuition-free universities, and predominantly public healthcare system if Bernie Sanders elected
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Thu January 14, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Attacking Sanders has increased political donations...for Sanders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
People donating thousands to Super PACS in order to get their candidate elected say the system is not working, and demand some action be taken. Buying an election is not as easy as it used to be
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has managed to win the support of just a single group of people in America. He's clearly doomed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We should welcome the fights between Hillary "Windmill" Clinton and Bernie "Don Quixote" Sanders
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(49)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why the increased attacks against Sanders lately? "I think her campaign realizes they're in some serious trouble now"
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sanders continues the long socialist tradition of photographic censorship
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(138)
 
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
News: Bernie Sanders picks up key endorsement. Fark: From an organization that was founded specifically to help the Clintons
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Tue January 12, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton, in a totally not disingenuous statement, claims Bernie Sanders wants to dismantle Obamacare
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MI Gov Rick Snyder doesn't see the need to ask FEMA for federal assistance 21 months and 4 days into the Flint water crisis. Why rush these things? It's just tens of thousands of kids with 3x the healthy blood lead level and they don't even vote
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Sat January 09, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton determined to make sure Bernie Sanders will always remember that time he shot himself in the foot on gun control no matter how many times she needs to load the chamber
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Fri January 08, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "Donald Trump and I finally agree on something"
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(152)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Swiss woman in Timbuktu captured by Muslim militants for second time, maybe should relocate to Kalamazoo
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(26)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters plan to sabotage Trump event, setting the stage for the whitest brawl since the Great Choate/Deerfield Donnybrook of 1928
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
City worker upset his sandwich tasted like carp starts online "fish-based rap battle" with sandwich store just for the halibut. Eel do well to get any clams
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(30)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Turns out, desert sand is so capable of storing heat that researchers are considering using it as as a thermal energy storage medium
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(27)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sandy Hook denier and university professor discovers that the university is now a paycheck denier
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(289)
 


Wed January 06, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Well there's shrimp slavery, shrimp toxins, shrimp cruelty, shrimp fraud, shrimp carbon, shrimp MRSA, shrimpicillin, shrimpecoli, shrimpruptcy, shrimplesterol, shrimpophosphates, shrimpestrogens, and shrimp sandwich. That's - that's about it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Frightening new footage shows that ISIS may be building thousands of heat-seeking surface-to-air missiles in its secret weapons factory, which is located just below its secret mountain lair on its secret moon base
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly restaurant serves up free Chip Kelly sandwiches. Three bites and they're gone, leaving nothing behind
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(7)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes, Trump and Sanders are actually changing America. The phenomenon of the 'enabling dissenter' will influence future campaigning for years to come
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(168)
 


Mon January 04, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dude, you're Australian. What are you doing on a snowmobile in the first place? Shouldn't you be riding a sandworm or something?
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Sun January 03, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man's video of thousands of snowballs bobbing in a Maine lake goes viral. The attention started out small but just kept rolling and picking up speed
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(39)
 


Sat January 02, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blizzard kills thousands of cows and threatens the Texas dairy industry, presumably with wrath of the Lich King
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Fri January 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump claims that Bernie Sanders wants to take away our ability to spoil a good walk
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(110)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's examine the mummified remains of cavemen from thousands of years ago to see just how healthy the Paleo Diet really is for you, shall we?
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Wed December 30, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New book describes female WWII hero's secret whereabouts as she spied on, evaded and then was eventually captured by Axis power. Fark: Amelia Earhart. Bet you didn't see that coming
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(101)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Sanders campaign has a plan to steal voters from Donald Trump, theft being one of their core competencies
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(194)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet Carneeka Sanders, The Human Humidor
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sanders Supporters: WE NEED MORE DEBATES Sanders Staff: Nah... we're good
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(350)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: "Wages are too high." Sanders: "Trump says wages are too high." Trump: "Did I say 'too high'? I meant 'too low'...wages are too low." FEEL THE BERN
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Mon December 28, 2015
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
♬They packed a room in Reno, just to hear this Sanders guy♬
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
French family claims they found a dead rat in a sandwich at the elegant Plaza Hotel in NYC. Obviously they're in this lie just for the money, everyone knows there are no rats in NYC
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(86)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sanders: "I could appeal to Trump supporters." Yes, because we all remember how well the Nazis did with socialists in their midst
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(251)
 


Sun December 27, 2015
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
New spending bill lets government robocall Bernie Sanders supporters
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(28)
 


Sat December 26, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A staffer for Bernie Sanders now claims that a "DNC plant" hacked the data and made it look like the Sanders camp did it
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(212)
 


Fri December 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP claims office sends thousands of fraud notices, then immediately closes for Christmas
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(72)
 


Thu December 24, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who dangled over 250-ft cliff to save a stranger's dog saved by his 300-lb brass balls
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(37)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Dan Patrick and Adam Sandler teaming up to rip off both Sports Night and Newsradio
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(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's state government pension system showers Jerry Sandusky with a $200,000 Christmas present
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(44)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thousands descend on Stonehenge, where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well, where a man's a man and the children dance to the Pipes of Pan, to mark the Winter Solstice
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(102)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Austrian radio host plays Wham's 'Last Christmas' on a loop 24 times straight, causing thousands to wander off into the Outback naked and afraid
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(49)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders receives Anonymous endorsement. Who? Anonymous. Well, if you're not going to tell me who endorsed him then why should I care?
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders says that half of Vermont households have guns, but it's hard to know for sure. At least until you try to walk down a street dressed in a deer costume
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(88)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio says the bear scene in his movie The Revenant is like "something you shouldn't be watching." Which is exactly the same phrase that reviewers use when talking about Adam Sandler films
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(52)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Apparently, you shouldn't call the cops at 4am to ask where is the best place to buy a bacon sandwich. Who knew?
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sanders to Trump: I took a poo too, and it looked like your face
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(77)
 


Tue December 22, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
With a faltering state budget, roads in decay, school budgets in the red, and thousands of Alabamians without healthcare, the politicians in Montgomery found a perfect use for the BP settlement funds. Fixing the governor's beach mansion
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(42)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
What's to happen to Bernie Sanders' democratic socialist army if he loses? Will they march home to Clinton or withhold their general-election votes?
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(944)
 


Mon December 21, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two more Sanders staffers suspended for doing nothing wrong
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(205)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders won the debate, defeated the DNC, crushed Trump, ran the mile in under 10 seconds and became Miss Universe
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(151)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Clinton rake Sanders over the coals for stealing her data? Will Sanders use the email scandal as revenge? Will that Mervin O'Malley guy show up? It's your official Democratic Debate Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on ABC
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(1557)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McMuffins are the breakfast sandwiches everyone wants
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(47)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Movie theater chains face antitrust investigation by the Justice Department. Which doesn't even include charges of fraud for continually trying to pass off Adam Sandler films as entertainment
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(23)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's just flip through a page...or a thousand to see just why folk singer-songwriter Pete Seeger was considered a commie by the FBI
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(63)
 


Wed December 16, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie "Star Citizen" Sanders wins more Twitter followers than anyone else during the GOP debate. Still not a real presidential candidate
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(120)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Most Sanders supporters are perfectly comfortable with their upcoming switch to the Clinton camp
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(191)
 
(Mike Rowe)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is here to help all you dregs without college degrees. Feel the Bern, or end up in jail
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(152)
 


Tue December 15, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin is almighty and immortal, a mythical creature that has resided on our planet for hundreds, if not thousands of years
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(67)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders rips Trump, presumably with the help of his son. "I just loosened him, ya know"
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(69)
 


Sat December 12, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if thousands of Star Wars fans who are also football fans went squee with great excitement, and then went silent. I fear something terribly awesome has happened
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(52)
 
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Semi-truck overturns, spilling thousands of potatoes across highway and blocking traffic. Almost immediately, every eye was on that road
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(24)
 


Thu December 10, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders continues to pick up endorsements in the all important "rappers you've never heard of" race
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(65)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
To all those who have conducted evil acts of terrorism in the name of Islam, your time has come in the form of a fatwa from thousands of Muslim clerics. You have killed innocents and have disgraced the Muslim religion
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(132)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign warns journalists not to ask ISIS questions, journalist responds as you'd expect
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(90)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders takes Martin O'Malley's Baltimore. Well, it's not like O'Malley had Baltimore behind him anyway
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(89)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is hoping for--and should get--an early victory of upstart firebrand Bernie Sanders, who will make a fine vice president
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(359)
 


Mon December 07, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "Secretary Clinton is right" Bernie Sanders: I thought we were friends?
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders wins TIME Person of the Year (online poll)
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(122)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders unveils his climate plan, which would end our dependence on oil, coal, and nuclear power. Hey, remember when that was discussed by Dr. Meinheimer in The Naked Gun 2 1/2?
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(108)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's "water incident" in 2013 wasn't a one-time thing. His quest for moisturization is rivaled only by that of Lady Cassandra O'Brien.Δ17
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(32)
 


Sun December 06, 2015
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders fan finishes 500 mile unicycle ride after raising $2,500, more than enough for a second wheel
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(58)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The spice must flow... into this delicious sandworm-shaped spiced bread
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(29)
 


Sat December 05, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks has some kind words for Adam Sandler on his upcoming western comedy
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(91)
 


Fri December 04, 2015
(RedState)
 
 
 
San Bernardino terrorists' family has hired a lawyer that claims Sandy Hook massacre never happened and that Syed Farook didn't do the shooting. No word on who he thinks shot JFK
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(177)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite restaurant critic tries out the hot new food trend in Grand Forks - Subway. "The sandwiches are made up according to the customer's preference of an array of condiments," but beware the upsale: "Drinks are extra. So are the cookies"
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(123)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
You know your genitalia is special when the last time you took off your shorts, it knocked out power for over a thousand people
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ One million bottles of beer are recalled, one million bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer are recalled ♪
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(40)
 


Wed December 02, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Bernie Sanders returns to work immediately following surgery to insult and chastise Republicans for their witch hunt against Planned Parenthood
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(72)
 


Tue December 01, 2015
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman's classic Sandman turns 27 this year. It's time to reflect on just how the book changed the industry
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(87)
 


Mon November 30, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
No one can find any of the videos of thousands of cheering muslims on 9/11 because it happened so long ago and we didn't really have the technology to preserve recorded video way back then
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(385)
 


Sun November 29, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
This guy should get in touch with The Pentagon. I'm sure they'd want a few thousand to test out
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(32)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Congrats, Adam Sandler - you're the worst actor of the year". Your 2015 turkeys get no pardon
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(73)
 


Sat November 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Selling yourself for the price of a sandwich isn't normal, but in Greece it is. Gyros: not even once
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(120)
 


Fri November 27, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders promises to give you large erections and introduce you to women who want to have sex with you
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After mocking a disabled reporter at a rally in front of thousands of supporters and dozens of TV cameras, Trump denies mocking the reporter. Trump 2016: Who You Gonna Believe, Baby? Me? Or Your Own Lying Eyes?
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(365)
 


Thu November 26, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Penn State University, who has so far paid out over $92 million in settlements and related costs in the Jerry Sandusky sex abuse scandal, could still face additional claims from at least six more alleged victims of sexual abuse
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(23)
 


Wed November 25, 2015
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Two VA employees, demoted for abusing VA policies so they could collect hundreds of thousands of dollars in relocation money, are being transferred, allowing them to collect relocation money
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(31)
 


Tue November 24, 2015
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
One of Vegas' oldest golf courses is for sale, but if you buy it, maybe if you know what's good for you, you don't get all nosy and do much digging in the sand traps, capice?
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(31)
 


Mon November 23, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not content with just insulting Hispanics and women, Trump now remembers seeng "thousands and thousands" of American Muslims cheering as the World Trade Center collapsed on 9/11
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(261)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Pickled baby turnips, grilled cheese sandwiches, smoked pork belly, other other foods that pair well with whiskey
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(21)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Coming soon to some beaches in Fark's favorite state: Wheelchairs specifically made for moving across sand
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(23)
 


Fri November 20, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New poll shows that 21% of Sanders supporters have a negative view of socialism. Did you not hear the speech? What is this I can't even
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(58)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mendocino County woman transformed her home into a bear wonderland, with wading pools and specially prepared banquets of corn meal and peanut butter sandwiches. Bear ladies are scarier than cat ladies. Trust me on this
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(27)
 


Thu November 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you a Democratic Socialist like Bernie Sanders? Take this quiz that is in no way affiliated with the House Un-American Activities Committee
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(57)
 


Wed November 18, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders does not have super PACs supporting his campaign... Well except for this one
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sanders decides it's time to address that whole "socialism" thing he goes on about
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(247)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Goldfish the size of a Subway sandwich (with helpful side-by-side comparison) has anger management issues. This completes the Internet. Please turn out the lights when you leave
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(79)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
David Beckham is People's '2015 Sexiest Man Alive'. Sorry, Bernie Sanders
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(110)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another major labor union backs Hillary Clinton over Bernie Sanders, presumably because union leaders know she'll give them billions to continue exploiting the American workforce
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(308)
 


Tue November 17, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Tattooed manboobs land guy in prison for 50 years. That, and the face-stabbing and the blood sandwiches
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(79)
 


Mon November 16, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands of male volunteers to be sterilized in global vasectomy-athon. 750 doctors in 25 countries hope to make a vas deferens
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(61)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts man plans unicycle ride to DC in support of Bernie Sanders. And if that doesn't tell you all you need to know about Sanders' supporters I don't know what will
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(41)
 


Sun November 15, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders and Marvin O'Malley call out Hillary Clinton for voting for the Iraq War
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(356)
 


Sat November 14, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Sanders come off as a crotchety set of unelectable talking points? Will anyone be able to ask Martin O'Malley a question without laughing? Can anyone beat Hillary? Iowa Democratic Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CBS
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(1408)
 


Fri November 13, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Court rules that diddling a few kids here and there is no reason to have revoked Jerry Sandusky's $4,900 a month pension
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(91)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders never thought it would get this far. To be fair to Sanders, I don't think *anyone* would've thought Clinton's biggest competitor would be a 72-year-old Democratic Socialist from Vermont, but here we are
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(215)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rand Paul musters all his remaining relevance, challenges Bernie Sanders to a Socialism vs. Capitalism debate
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(110)
 


Thu November 12, 2015
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Today thousands of people worldwide will attempt attempt to collect Guinness world records, bar towels
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(14)
 


Mon November 09, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Politicians could soon be allowed to breastfeed in Parliament. Meanwhile I'm stuck with sandwiches and coffee
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(45)
 


Sun November 08, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Teenager accused of hacking attack that stole hundreds of thousands of personal details suing media for revealing his personal details
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thousands flee country ahead of government-endorsed crackdown on illegal weapons
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(53)
 


Sat November 07, 2015
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council: "The hot dog is not, we repeat not, a sandwich. It's also not a non-sandwich. It's something unique and euphoric that is beyond the confines of definition." (Sounds like something a wiener would say)
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(146)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The unelectable Bernie Sanders gets upset the media isn't paying enough attention to him
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(206)
 


Fri November 06, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Science tackles a very hot question: What's the best cheese to use for a perfectly gooey grilled cheese sandwich?
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(88)
 


Thu November 05, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor-elect Matt Bevin wants to buck the trend and freeze and roll back Medicaid coverage, which could leave thousands without insurance. Bet you wished you'd voted for Drew now, huh?
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(119)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders remains competitive in New Hampshire despite trailing in other states, now if he could only get onto the ballot
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sanders would like to talk about those DAMN EMAILS a little longer
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(168)
 


Wed November 04, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders closer to Bush than originally suspected
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(60)
 


Tue November 03, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Today is National Sandwich Day. Be a hero, join the club and post your favorite, unless you're a sub human or just a Po' Boy who can't afford one
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(155)
 


Mon November 02, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Earthquakes tired of killing thousands, decide to topple thousands of lawn chairs instead
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(21)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
New research says Stonehenge was the site of massive cookouts where thousands of revelers feasted on meat. Which means the prehistoric stone monument may be nothing more than the world's first open barbecue pit
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(55)
 


Sun November 01, 2015
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
The Martian is top of a weak box office with $10.7 million with Goosebumps at #2 with $8.8 million. Newcomers Our Brand is Crisis and Burnt bombed, the latter at #4 with $5.2 million, the former #7 with $3.2 million, Sandra Bullock's biggest dud ever
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(34)
 


Fri October 30, 2015
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Biden aide on Bernie Sanders meeting: "The VP is happy to meet with any candidate who would like to meet," followed by yelling from the next room "You tell 'em JoeBI is down to clown"
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(60)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Technical fumble in Sandusky hearing could allow him to be a free man
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(40)
 


Thu October 29, 2015
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Forty-two thousand pounds of pizza dough and flour spilled in truck wreck. Officials on the lookout for trucks carrying tomato sauce, cheese
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(30)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
O'Malley: Sanders and Clinton need to "stop bickering". Sanders: WTF dude? Have you actually read what I've said and not what the press is saying about it? How the f*ck is this bickering, attacking or general flim-flammery?
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(60)
 


Wed October 28, 2015
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Yes, it was forty thousand pounds of mashed bana... er, wait, mangoes
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(30)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The biggest ally Bernie Sanders has in the senate just endorsed Hillary Clinton
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(181)
 


Mon October 26, 2015
(Some Sandy Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Sand Valley Edition
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(55)
 


Sun October 25, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders goes full trollface
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(245)
 


Sat October 24, 2015
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The Apple Family spend Hearthswarming Eve with the Pies on the rock farm, learning their joyless Amish ways and wondering why Cheese Sandwich sings a rap song about them on My Little Pony: Hearthbreakers, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(157)
 


Fri October 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad New Hampshire Polls
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(198)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel asks Bernie Sanders whether he believes in God. Bernie gives the perfect answer
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(34)
 


Wed October 21, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal bashes Bernie Sanders and Hilary Clinton for being unelectable. That's the joke
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(105)
 


Tue October 20, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
O'Malley: Sanders, Clinton, and Biden's bones are already half dust. Chafee yells at clouds and has no shadow. Vote for me, the young one
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(41)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters are feeling the Bern, but Politifact finds that it's because their pants are on fire
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(138)
 


Mon October 19, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders confirms, Larry David needs regular appearances if Bernie wins the nomination
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(41)
 


Sun October 18, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Larry David portraying Bernie Sanders on SNL? He was pretty, pretty, pretty good
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(48)
 


Sat October 17, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Horrible no-good meanie Bill Maher sandbags our beloved Bernie by unfairly asking how he proposes to pay for all the sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, when it's perfectly clear that LOOK OVER THERE TRUMP'S BEING A DICK AGAIN
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(213)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Horrible: Your 3-year-old daughter dies. Horrible Mom: You scam people out of thousands to pay for the funeral and leave her body in cold storage
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(85)
 


Fri October 16, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
And for the next seemingly innocuous action that will soon be grounds for child protective services to seize your kids, we have ... *drum roll* ... Letting them play in a sandbox
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(91)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Hipster Left Meltdown" great for a band name, terrible for Bernie Sanders
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(166)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Drug douchebag Martin Shkreli gives max donation to buy audience with Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders immediately donates money to local health clinic: "We are not keeping the money from this poster boy for drug company greed"
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(145)
 

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