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120 headlines found matching 'sand'
Thu February 23, 2017
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia overtakes Saudi Arabia as the world's top crude producer. Although when it comes to crude it's tough to beat Hollywood with films from Seth Rogen, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
SodaStream announces ceasefire in its endless assault on your health and waistline to say they are recalling thousands of bottles that may rupture when carbonating your sugar water
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia hosts its first Comic Con in the city of Jeddah. Hey, you came as a Sand person, too? And, you?
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Founder of #Wewillreplaceyou admits that Bernie Sanders fails to clear the organization's progressive purity test
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I've tried to be clear that our game is fundamentally sound, and it does not need to be fixed, at the same time, I think it's a mistake to stick our head in the sand and ignore the fact that our game needs to be fixed
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
Astronomers announce discovery of 7 Earth-like planets orbiting nearby star. "Trappist-1 will live for one thousand billion years. If life is going to emerge in the system, it has all the time it needs"
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Tue February 21, 2017
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
European Space Agency finds a pulsar that is a thousand times brighter than scientists thought possible and the most distant one ever discovered
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Mon February 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Even the damn 'Wheaton' tag gets used more than this one but when you have thousands of Japanese dudes wearing just loincloths competing for the country's annual Naked Man title, it's not only appropriate but mandatory (SFW)
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To improve quality, Wendy's chicken sandwiches to feature meat from smaller chickens. Move to squarer chickens not expected
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Not to ruin the narrative all immigrants from the Middle East are bad, but Sweden's crime rate has been falling for the last 12 years even as it has taken in hundreds of thousands of immigrants from war-torn countries like Syria and Iraq
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Sun February 19, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you abandoned more than a thousand day-old chicks around Crowland, near Peterborough then the RSCPA would like a word with you, you cheep bas*ard
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Fri February 17, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Seal Beach faces renewed flooding threat from looming storm, fills 600 sandbags, could get a little ... crazy
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Tue February 14, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Do you want ants on your roads? Because that's how you get ants on your roads
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
How'd you like to make a thousand bucks the hard way?
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Thousand-pound concrete chicken missing from property in Taylorsville, NC. Authorities suspect fowl play
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(Great Big Story)
 
 
 
Something we all can fight about - what is a sandwich?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Donald Trump spreads debunked story about Sanders. Apparently, he's not a Colonel after all
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Like sands through the hourglass soap opera Spicer brings in higher ratings than actual soap operas. Does this mean Victor from The Young & Restless become the new press secretary? Will Trump's Twitter rage soon send him to General Hospital?
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Seattle sandwich shop channels its future public school education to welcome Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has an email list so massive, it could ensure victory for any Democrat with DNC backing. But he ain't gonna give it up that easily
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: man who can't swim drowns. News: with thousands of dollars of cash in pocket. Florida: partner in crime let him drown, got away, and wasn't arrested for five-and-a-half years
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ancient earthen mounds prove humans flattened the Amazon rainforest thousands of years ago, but it recovered just fine
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pentagon admits they have carried out a few more airstrikes than they have previously publicly disclosed over the last few years. And by "a few," they mean "a few thousand"
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Sun February 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon now. No, really
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: There is now a "The Donald" sandwich, which consists of two slices of moist, wonderful, white bread, a yuge slab of bologna, and a slice of American cheese. Fark: Its creator is a Republican immigrant that has strongly opposed Donnie JT
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Wikileaks decides to meddle with France, says they've got thousands of damaging documents about Trumpesque Marine Le Pen
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
International intelligence expert Alex Jones calls the Quebec mosque terror attack a "false flag, just like Sandy Hook"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's discontinued Big & Tasty sandwich survives in Brazil, where Cariocas currently enjoy Grand Big Tasty or Big Tasty Bacon accompanied by Tasty McFritas "topped with Tasty sauce and pieces of bacon"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists identify 540 million year old creature with huge mouth and no anus, hypothesize that it could be our earliest ancestor, or our 45th president
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And a question that has stalked man through the generations: How many slices of cheese go into a properly made grilled cheese sandwich?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stream of thousands protesting at New York's JFK Airport
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Alibaba wants to get into the wire transfer business, which would be great if you needed a couple thousand crappy ones all at once
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Thu January 26, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Now they're arresting sandwiches in Florida
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones, who believes the 1st graders killed at Sandy Hook were paid actors and that the Air Force is creating tornadoes in the Midwest, has been given White House press credentials. Now drink your Brawndo
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Wed January 25, 2017
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Facebook Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg will be running for president in 2020. Book it done
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Steve Harvey appears in court to try and stop tapes of him telling more racist jokes. He should call Barbara Streisand for some advice
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The week that spawned a thousand memes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders was wrong when he said repealing Obamacare would kill 36,000 every year. The number is actually 43,000
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Things booed at Trump's inauguration: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer talking about unity, the word "immigrant" and a letter from a Civil War soldier that was read
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Fri January 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you didn't think today could get any worse feast your eyes on the trailer for Adam Sandler's next direct-to-Netflix movie "Sandy Wexler"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Panera Bread's new delivery service will quickly bring you a $16 sandwich and cup of soup
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Tue January 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In order to advance to the next level, Betsy DeVos will have to overcome Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. This is the political equivalent of Link armed with a wooden sword and bow with no arrows trying to take down Gannon
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters drunk on causing Hillary to lose are now looking for more ways to be troublesome little brats
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Three words: Grilled Chocolate Sandwich
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(KCET Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The history of one of LA's oldest still-operating restaurants, Philippe's, and the city's signature sandwich, the French Dip. Subby is hungry for roast beef and au jus now
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Sat January 14, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
Arby's brings venison sandwiches to Nebraska, tells customers to expect more bang for the buck
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Note to today's MBA students: 2007's "I work on Wall Street and stole $1 trillion from shareholders and walk free" is ALWAYS a better plan than 2017's "I sell sandwiches and stole $2 million from Uncle Sam in taxes and face prison time"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart to eliminate up to a thousand jobs before the end of January, saving the company literally hundreds of dollars in salaries
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders agrees with Trump and we'll just stop right here and wait for the heads to stop exploding
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
But...but...but I thought Bernie Sanders was The One who knew how to reach Trump supporters and bring them into His light
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Parks staff defend spending thousands of dollars a year on fried chicken to bait traps for wild animals: "KFC is widely known to be the most effective bait for luring feral cats due to its scent and prolonged freshness"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Maryland man opens fire after wife bites his grilled cheese sandwich, and that's not a euphemism
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rare 1957 footage of the New York Giants' final home game at the Polo Grounds is now in vivid color. Tens of thousands come to see the end of an era as the Giants head west
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elderly woman eats a couple of pounds of sand every day. H.I. McDunnough's cellmate being sought for questioning
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Not-actually-a-Democrat Bernie Sanders wants to revitalize the Democratic Party to 'create a damn government that represents all of us'
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Sandusky case has cost PSU $237,000,000, so far
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Sat January 07, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Actual story, people in Vancouver are desperately looking for salt and sand to deal with "snow and ice". The rest of Canada points and laughs. And laughs. And laughs
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Fri January 06, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders complains that the Democratic Party is out of touch with the sort of misogynists who support him and Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Macy employees being fired in thousands due to poor holiday sales - tweet already you orange sob and save the day
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Of course you want to watch Ken Griffey Jr., Barry Bonds, Deion Sanders and Kenny Lofton compete in a 1990's slam dunk contest
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders comes to work armed with his greatest weapon: Trump's tweets, in placard form
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So your surveillance software recognises faces? How about we give it thousands of faces printed on my clothes and see how it copes. Bonus : Actually looks pretty good
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Tue January 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In an astounding feat of leftist accounting contortionism, Cuomo and Sanders say $163m a year will cover state university tuition for all of New York. The dorm room you'll share with ten sweaty drunks will go for 22 grand a month. Easy-peasy
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Mon January 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump helps T-Mobile's merger go faster so he can claim he's saved jobs. Meanwhile, T-Mobile cuts thousands of jobs
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Sat December 31, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
For the airline rep who had to apologize thousands of times, saying 'sorry' became second nature
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Fri December 30, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Virginia lawmaker proposes bill to declare porn a "public health hazard." Your hard drive is now a Superfund site
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cheese sandwiches served to Virgin passengers cause vomiting. Doctors immediately rule out morning sickness
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida is home to the loudest voices claiming the 2012 massacre of 26 children and teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT never happened
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Tue December 27, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
2016 orders the pastrami sandwich
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Wed December 21, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Let me mansplain this for all you chickfused people out there: thousands of WOKE youtubers disliked this video, so MTV News deleted it
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The eleven most popular sandwiches from around the world. Though you will be disappointed by the lack of tacos
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Narrative.ly)
 
 
 
And the award for the worst people in America goes to... Sandy Hook truthers
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Tue December 13, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Judge hasn't heard of Streisand Effect
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Hayes and Bernie Sanders hold a town hall with Trump voters. It goes as well as can be expected
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Mon December 12, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop Sandy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
As the death toll from Mexico's war on drugs reaches the tens of thousands, drug king pins are spending $390,000 on their pimped out tombs which are better than your house
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sears Holdings, with $3.7 billion in long-term 3Q debt and $618 million in short-term debt, once again stick their heads in the sand and say all is well
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Instead of going to the cops with the evidence, bar owners put security video of a customer stealing the tip jar on social media in hopes of guilting the culprit into returning the money. "We own a bar, people get a little intoxicated, stuff happens"
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Wed December 07, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Finding his belt-busting physique unbearable, Pablo Sandoval now only eats shoots and leaves
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This giant car condom is the easiest way to keep your vehicle clean, look like a serial killer
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Bipolar paranoid schizophrenic alcoholic mentally handicapped man found in Florida. Next, police will try to locate sand on a beach, and then find a tree in a forest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best Korea uses thousands of hackers to attack the South, presumably by sharing time on both 386s in the country
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Toxic Butte hole kills thousands
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Sucks)
 
 
 
Vincent Price named new president of Duke University, will serve for the funk of forty thousand years
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Thu December 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germans plan to invade Apollo 17 moon landing site, take lots of pictures of the historic spot, and take over Buzz Aldrin's job of giving knuckle-sandwich smackdowns to low-IQ types
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has some choice words for Trump's crazy Carrier giveaway deal, explains that Carrier just showed corporations how to beat the 'business' President Donald Trump
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Warren, Sanders team up to tackle Trump's treasury nominee
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Sat November 26, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In Norway, high school graduates get prizes for having sex in the great outdoors, spend tens of thousands of dollars on pimped-up party wagons and spend three weeks getting drunk (not safe for work)
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans will throw away about 200 million pounds of turkey during the Thanksgiving holiday. Apparently there are only so many leftover turkey sandwiches one can eat
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders have arrived at the fork in the road that will chart the course of history as they take on Trump
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders outsmarted Donald Trump. Not that such a thing is hard, but today it was on infrastructure
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Behold Britain's most fattening sandwich - 8,000 calories of kebab meat, surrounded by breaded chicken and coated with cheese. In addition - Diners have to sign a form to say they won't sue in the event of a heart attack
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Fri November 18, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Kitten convoy arrives in Victoria B.C., presumably accompanied by a thousand screamin' trucks and eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus
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Thu November 17, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even if your hospital is part of your insurance network, the physicians working inside the ER may not be, leading to thousands of dollars of extra bills and a possibly a return visit for your heart attack after the bill
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vengeful God signals the beginning of the Apocalypse by clogging a NY canal with thousands of dead fish. Either that or it is just some random thing that happens every now and then
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says humanity will be extinct in a thousand years, but his projection failed to include the Trump variable
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Guinness Book of World Records not interested in NRA's idea of record setting. Look, we got a thousand guys to line up and all shoot their guns at once, that's gotta be a record? Guinness says, point the guns at yourselves and we'll be there
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Tue November 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll knocks Patriots fans as unenthused, sitting-on-their-hands, prawn-sandwich-eating grumps compared to insanely wild Seahawks fans. "It's because they're so used to winning"
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders likes to play with hula-hoops
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New pre-election poll suggests that Bernie Sanders would have beaten Trump and the margin would have been HUUUGE
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Fri November 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders on if he would have won: "At this point, what does it matter?"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer for 'Vallerian and the City of a Thousand Planets' is here, and Luc Besson is back to 'Fifth Element' levels of awesomeness
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo during the primaries: "Let's run sixteen negative ads against Bernie Sanders in one day" WaPo today: "We have chosen...... poorly"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders vows to work with Trump on most things, just not his 'racist, sexist and anti-environment policies'. So nothing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "I told you so"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cher joins thousands of others to protest Trump's win. If she could turn back time. She would find a way
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
South Park spent most of Tuesday night and Wednesday morning rewriting Wednesday night's episode after Giant Douche defeated Turd Sandwich in the polls
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Wed November 09, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba says she maintains her looks without ever working out, and eating the same as she always has. In fact, she consumed an entire sandwich just last July
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Will Millennials get out and vote, or did their registrations just spike because they thought Bernie Sanders had a chance?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Waiter, there's a bug in my sandwich
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Mon November 07, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
San Antonio cop learns that the "serve and protect" part of his job description does NOT entail serving a literal sh*t sandwich to a homeless man
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Merry Jane)
 
 
 
Rabbinic counsel: "Sandler's movies are tanking, we need a solution"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Scott Walker has eaten two ham and cheese sandwiches nearly every day for the past 26 years
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"One thousand, two hundred and seventy-two dollars. That's how much money I spent to learn exactly how Donald J. Trump does business"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Today is National Sandwich Day. What did you have to eat? Hot dogs DO NOT count
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Wed November 02, 2016
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Arby's venison sandwich sold out on first day
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Tue November 01, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you own Eli Lilly stock, you better hope Bernie Sanders stops tweeting soon
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Headlines: Voters are REALLY worried about voter fraud. Headfake: No one is talking about the thousands of black voters 'accidentally' purged from registration banks across the country
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Current rumors are that Weiner kept 650 thousand state department emails in a folder on his laptop called "Life Insurance," although maybe "Get out of Jail for Underage Sexting Free" would have been a better name
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders probably could have defeated the weak GOP nominee Trump ..if it weren't for that meddling Hillary takedown
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  4. Click here to submit a link.

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