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Headlines matching 'sales'
Sun February 05, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fairbanks Daily News-Minus) Spiffy Town overrules God and decides to waive ban on Sunday alcohol sales for the Super Bowl. What would Jesus drink?  (newsminer.com) (38)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Register) Strange RIM tops smartphone sales chart in 2011 in the UK, where it is apparently still 2001  (reghardware.com) (31)
(Telegraph) Spiffy Michelle Obama stimulus for Barack's package leads to increased sales  (telegraph.co.uk) (56)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Gallagher hikes dividend by 3%. I didn't know Sledge-o-matic sales were doing that well  (chicagotribune.com) (10)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing Sales of the song "Let's Stay Together" have went up by 490% since President Obama sang part of the song at a fundraising event. Who says he isn't doing anything to help stimulate the economy?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (36)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy Starbucks sales/profits now stronger than their coffee  (marketwatch.com) (17)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Kansas City) Dumbass Bad: having to call the police because a burglar breaks into your home. Worse: Burglar steals $900 in cash. Fark: Which was a part of the $3,522 in cookie sales money that you stole from a Girl Scouts troop  (kansascity.com) (28)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Ohio.com) Obvious Record liquor sales of $794 million in 2011 called a "good sign for Ohio economy". Which is a nice way to say that your state is 5.3% drunker than last year  (ohio.com) (68)
(WYCB) Strange Door to door magazine salesman forces woman to either do drugs or buy forty subscriptions to Vibe  (wcyb.com) (34)


Fri January 13, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Followup December US video game sales take an arrow to the knee  (physorg.com) (84)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad Another sign of the Apocalypse: Sales of Crocs hit the $1 billion mark  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Bloomberg) Followup Wall Street firms considering pay freezes for junior bankers. In an unrelated story, sales of "American Psycho" suddenly spiking  (bloomberg.com) (22)


Mon January 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Scary In a desperate attempt to increase sales, Excedrin announces that some high powered painkillers may have "accidentally" been mixed in with their regular pills  (msnbc.msn.com) (58)
(Fox News) Interesting "Gadget sales to top 1 trillion in 2012", says inspector  (foxnews.com) (28)
(BBC) Sad British record store chain reports Christmas sales slump. In related news, apparently Britain still has record stores  (bbc.co.uk) (7)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Techzwn) Asinine Not News: News industry forms RIAA-like group. News: Says lawsuits won't be part of starting playbook, but will be added eventually. Fark: First salesperson starts next week  (techzwn.com) (29)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious Analyst predicts declines in TV viewership and movie ticket sales for 2012. There's only one way for Hollywood to fix this... MORE REALITY SHOWS AND REMAKES  (hollywoodreporter.com) (91)


Fri December 30, 2011
(NPR) Weird Sales of beets are up, and more restaurants are serving beets than ever, all of this another sign that we are running out of food  (npr.org) (122)
(TMZ) Fail Wife of legendary car salesman Cal Worthington realizes she has a lemon, wants to trade up from the '91 model  (tmz.com) (40)


Tue December 27, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Fail Declining sales finally putting Lotus up on blocks  (businessweek.com) (27)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Reuters) Followup Toyota expects sales to wildly accelerate in 2012  (reuters.com) (20)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool White Castle experimenting with alcohol sales in their restaurants. Meal deal will be referred to as a 10 sack and a 6 pack  (dispatch.com) (74)


Mon December 19, 2011
(TMZ) Followup Lohan Playboy sales are like her crotch after all  (tmz.com) (96)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Christmas tree vendors see rise in sales  (newssun.suntimes.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Interesting Christmas tree vendors see decline in sales  (ktsm.com) (17)


Fri December 16, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida And the sign said "The next salesman, Jehovah's Witness, will be greeted with a loaded shotgun. Ring my door bell or knock on my door at your own risk. If I blast you, you have nobody to blame but yourself" Hilarity ensued  (tampabay.com) (136)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Boing Boing) Interesting Louis CK's DRM-free direct-sales video experiment pays off: "I really hope people keep buying it a lot, so I can have shiatloads of money"  (boingboing.net) (97)


Sat December 10, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting McDonald's reports increase of 7.4% in sales, customer's waistlines  (usatoday.com) (17)


Fri December 09, 2011
(WTSP) Florida Sure, ban alcohol sales to college kids at home football games, when the REAL problem is drunken parents, alumni in the skyboxes  (wtsp.com) (23)


Thu December 08, 2011
(CBS News) Obvious Confirmed: Newly acquired documents show that the Obama Administration intended to use the covert gunwalker operation "Fast and Furious" to argue for controversial new laws regulating U.S. gun sales  (cbsnews.com) (765)


Tue December 06, 2011
(BBC) Interesting UK November retail sales weakest since May. When will they learn to emulate Americans and spend money they don't have?  (bbc.co.uk) (5)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Barrons) Obvious Staples is stumbling as the struggling economy hurts sales of office supplies. There. That wasn't easy  (online.barrons.com) (17)


Fri December 02, 2011
(BBC) Scary I scream, you scream, we all scream along with the ice cream salesman who has the machete stuck in his head  (bbc.co.uk) (38)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Hamburglar Guy) Obvious San Francisco's regulations on the sale of Happy Meals has actually led to an increase in sales  (blogs.sfweekly.com) (49)


Mon November 28, 2011
(AdAge) Interesting Sales of hard cider rise 25 percent in 2011, leading experts to proclaim cider the new craft beer, "drawing premium prices, coveted women drinkers and even more male fans attracted to bold flavors"  (adage.com) (53)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious What bad economy? Survival shop reports increase of sales to people preparing for 'possible collapse of society'  (stlouis.cbslocal.com) (192)


Tue November 22, 2011
(HelenaIR.com) Dumbass Sales clerk: "How are those new pants fitting you?" Exhibitionist customer: "Here's my penis." Clerk: "So, not too well then?"  (helenair.com) (22)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Bloomberg) Unlikely Sales of existing US homes unexpectedly increase. Ashton Kutcher's punking us, isn't he?  (bloomberg.com) (16)
(CNBC) Obvious Why holiday sales may hinge on how the 1% feels. OCCUPY THE GAP  (cnbc.com) (40)
(BBC) Interesting Tatas to get upgrade to lift sagging sales  (bbc.co.uk) (18)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Salon) Cool An amazingly detailed look at the design, sales and marketing of one of the most maligned cars in history--the Ford Edsel  (salon.com) (63)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Misc "Sales of ASS Shares" sounds like a great idea to Subby, but some corporation has a problem with it  (moneyweb.co.za) (15)


Tue November 15, 2011
(YouTube) Spiffy Awesome door-to-door salesman with great patter is impossible to refuse  (youtube.com) (43)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Asinine On Tuesday, 82% of Atlanta voters supported Sunday sales of alcohol. Those voters still cannot buy alcohol on Sunday  (ajc.com) (125)
(MSNBC) Asinine After slamming through a $22 million initiative to privatize liquor sales and close state-run liquor stores, Costco promises to offer job interviews to displaced liquor store workers. Hooray for capitalism  (msnbc.msn.com) (90)


Thu November 10, 2011
(barons) Fail Ralph Lauren forecasts weaker sales after realizing that people are tired of paying $30 for a pair of socks  (blogs.barrons.com) (21)


Tue November 08, 2011
(The Register) Unlikely Sales of audio CDs will effectively end in 2012  (reghardware.com) (201)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Holiday sales have started already. That would explain why the stores are playing ♫ SIIIIIIIIIMPLY HAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIIIIIIIIIIIME ♫  (ajc.com) (70)


Thu November 03, 2011
(The Atlantic) Scary US automakers learned their lesson from 2008 when they were exposed by relying too heavily on truck sales when gas hit $4/gallon. Lesson: The government will save us  (theatlantic.com) (265)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy Adidas sales jump  (marketwatch.com) (3)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Grantland) Interesting Week 10 in the Premier League: Chelsea v. Arsenal was "an incredible, 90-minute sales pitch on why this can be the most electrifying sport in the world"  (grantland.com) (24)
(Reuters) Interesting Apparently telling customers that a rival car dealer is an Islamic militant who used the profits from his dealership to fund terrorists crosses the line from "agressive salesmanship" to "a $7.5 million libel judgement"  (reuters.com) (136)
(Mother Nature Network) Followup Chevy announces a record breaking October for sales of Volts wagons  (mnn.com) (96)


Tue November 01, 2011
(DCist) Fail Washington DC bans sales of single beers, leading to the completely unforseeable result that companies attach two cans together  (dcist.com) (60)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Groupon offers 10% of its sales staff a free trip to the unemployment line  (chicagotribune.com) (37)


Sat October 22, 2011
(CBS News) Sick A dozen pharmaceutical companies have given doctors and other healthcare providers more than $760 million over the past two years - and those companies' sales comprise 40 percent of the U.S. market  (cbsnews.com) (58)


Tue October 18, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Unlikely Apple's quarterly profits are up 54% compared to last year, but stock takes a beating after sales of year-old iPhone model fall short of analysts' estimated eleventy-gazillion  (businessweek.com) (31)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Stuff.co.nz) Followup Samsung sues Apple to block iPhone 4S sales in Australia, saying the originality is a patent lie  (stuff.co.nz) (152)

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