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Tue April 15, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's message to Putin: "Russia's actions are not conducive to diplomatic approach." Ooh, that's gotta sting
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Smoking doobies, cutting up a magnifying glass, and translating text messages to semaphore - meet the new Scouting badges
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Sun April 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for prom season, KFC rolls out the drumstick corsage. No word on the availability of the breast and thigh versions
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek breaks up sausage party held by Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Edward Norton and James Franco
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man running for Iowa Senate seat films campaign message full of smiles and family where he threatens to shoot the balls off the man who killed his sister
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bob Saget banned his kids from watching Full House, which is probably just as well
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Wed April 09, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Honduran illegal immigrants ask the Government of Mexico to allow safe passage, so they can sneak into the United States
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Tue April 08, 2014
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Death row inmates in the south found to be "more polite" than those in the north. Here comes the execution science
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Thu April 03, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Brookstone files Chapter 11 on news that maybe, just MAYBE, there isn't really a big market for combination radio/juice extractor/foot massager/bluetooth speaker/hemorrhoid donut/wine decanter/overnight bag/nose hair trimmer thingies
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You and your 16-year-old bud are on vacation in Florida. Do you: A) go to Disney World, B) hit the malls, or C) stop by a Chinese massage parlor for a quick one only to get busted by the vice cops?
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(Descrier)
 
 
 
Japanese mafia takes to Internet to rebrand itself as a kinder, gentler organization with a strong just-say-no-to-drugs message
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Fri March 28, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Three words: Teddy bear sausages
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is it a windmill? An alien landing site? A coded message to criminals? No one in London seems to know, allowing for boundless speculation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blah blah blah North Korea blah blah blah Rodong missiles blah blah blah sending a message blah blah blah strongly worded letter
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Tue March 25, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
With at least 14 dead and 176 missing after the landslide in Washington, local official decides to blame the victims, saying that the residents disregarded "(our) message after message that there's a high risk of landslides." Stay classy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Sanchez doesn't fumble his exiting message to Jets fans
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Season 6 of Archer will ditch the Vice and cocaine and return to spying, though the current season's implications will remain, and next year we will see Pam chewing up Vienna sausages and then spitting them into a baby's mouth like a gorilla
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(Network World)
 
 
 
ATMs have gotten so convenient criminals can rob them via text message
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Noah" movie not biblically accurate, claims man who believes God sent his word in coded messages via golden plates to a Utah con man
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sausage queen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Adorable kitty enjoys a comforting back massage. Caturday: From his best friend, a young crab-eating macaque monkey (w/pics)
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RiNCe PRieBuS: "Mitt Romney won on the message, on jobs, on the economy, on the question of, 'Who would make a better president?'". The only thing he lost was the election
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Mon March 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
OK, I don't think it would be possible to call your business "Agape Massage Therapy and Chiropractic Center" and NOT have shenanigans abound. Still, you might not guess these kinds of shenanigans
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bob Saget reveals how he once slept with John Stamos. No word on whether Dave Coulier or Mr. Woodchuck were also involved
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Sun March 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
We interrupt the coverage of the civil unrest in the Ukraine and the search for the missing Malaysia airliner to bring you this important message: SHOULD HARRY POTTER FANS READ JK ROWLING'S NEW STORY ON THE HISTORY OF QUIDDITCH?
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Burger King Japan offers an enormous sausage. They're not compensating for anything. They do just happen to be offering it on the day when guys have to offer something to the ladies in response to Valentine's Day
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Mon March 10, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Historians unravel the mystery behind a note written by Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, it was just a short message to a servant, a Mr. Desmond Pfeiffer
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Thu March 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In case you ever wanted to see middle-aged moms reading off actual messages from notorious gay cruising site Grindr. Not safe for work language
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Wed March 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Monday: Obama is a spineless jellyfish. Yesterday: Obama's spine is Adamantium with wrath to fear, etc. Today: Obama is a know-nothing who couldn't see this coming. Tomorrow: Obama is wise sage who picked next week's lottery numbers
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Mon March 03, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Study: messages designed to convince parents to vaccinate their children actually convince parents to not vaccinate their children
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Thu February 27, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
The Milwaukee Brewers have adopted a little stray dog who wandered into their training camp. Here is Hank, learning to race with the famous Klement's sausages. D'awwwwwww
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Tue February 25, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida math problem: Guns + fake $20 + hankerin' for a pickled sausage = Beat up the ice cream man
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Taco Bell problem: How to sell a ton of bacon and sausage very quickly? Taco Bell solution: Put waffle taco around it
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sausages made from baby poop: Sure, they sound delicious, but are they good for you?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Before you assault your girlfriend because you think all these random men are sending her direct messages, first educate yourself about how Facebook really works
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Sun February 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently, every news anchor in America had the same Valentine's day message
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Fri February 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bruce Fein's ex-wife subtly hints that he has been slighted. And by "subtly" I mean releases a bunch of emails to the Washington Post and tells Ken Cuccinelli that he "is dumber than a box of rocks" in a direct message - RAND PAUL
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan has been questioned by British police over alleged phone hacking. Reports suggest his voicemail is full of messages saying, "you're a wanker", "you're a wanker", "you're a wanker"
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Wed February 12, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
World may never know how many people are actually killed by American drone strikes because researchers trying to investigate them are getting mysterious phone messages theatening them with death for doing it
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Uplifting messages to Minnesota hospital patients have been etched in the snow by a mystery person, presumably in a nice, bright yellow color to make them easier to see
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Tue February 11, 2014
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Pop-up hipster zine stand / art project in Brooklyn subway passageway closes after seven months, presumably for being far too underground
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Mon February 10, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientist cracks a 900-year-old viking code made up of Norse runes. The message: "Hello, Sweetie"
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Local community organizer who advocated passage of the NY SAFE act that forbids firearms on school grounds arrested for...wait for it
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(Gigwise)
 
 
 
X Factor winner James Arthur blames his PA for sending string of sexually aggressive text messages to glamour model
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Sat February 08, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
FoxBusiness takes on The LEGO® Movie's anti-business message, then moves on to defend Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life. Seriously
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Fri February 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Antioxidants make cancer worse, body temperature is actually 98.2, access to Medicaid doesn't reduce ER usage, and other medical myths that define the current American public health landscape
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this very important message
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Thu February 06, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create a new error message screen to replace the vaunted "blue screen of death"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
And now for your daily WTF: Unheard voice messages from Nick Nolte during the filming of "48 Hrs"
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Wed February 05, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Teacher hides touching farewell message to departing students in their final exam. 10% of students can't solve the problem
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Mon February 03, 2014
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Bruno Mars was the most inoffensive act the Super Bowl has ever commissioned for a halftime show, so it took Infowars a full hour to decode the show's secret illuminati message rather than the typical ten seconds
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Thu January 30, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Now this is how you get a message across (warning: graphic/violent content)
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
News: Edward Snowden reveals telepathic contact with extraterrestrials during interview. Fark: Message is revealed only when you run the audio backwards
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Tue January 28, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Parents keep children at home after receiving hoax text messages that elementary schools were to teach "masturbation lessons"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Important: The Seattle Skittles Sausage has landed
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Sun January 26, 2014
(GodTube)
 
 
 
Megachurch pastor who's currently building a million dollar home and whose church brings in over $300,000 per week, posts a video message to the "haters" telling them that "their day is done"
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Tue January 21, 2014
(Inagist)
 
 
 
"If i was a woman over 50, I wouldn't need gynecological services." This message brought to you by: A) a woman about to turn 50. B) A gynecologist. C) An old, white, male Republican continuing his party's outreach efforts to women
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Fri January 17, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Cancer number three finally gets the message across to Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK), who announced he's leaving at the end of the year
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Thu January 16, 2014
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Leak reveals that the NSA reads over 200 million text messages a day, nearly approaching the rate of the average teenage girl
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Doctors develop a do-it-yourself dementia test that takes only 15 minutes. Hope to soon begin work on a do-it-yourself dementia test that takes around fifteen minutes
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Sun January 12, 2014
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Duran Duran do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do not approve of the usage of "Hungry Like a Wolf" in a Yoplait yogurt commercial, assure fans the song was used without their knowledge or consent
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Tue January 07, 2014
(Canterbury Times)
 
 
 
If you were a cyber criminal, where would you target to get your message across? Forget NASA, a parish council website is apparently the place to try
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Sat January 04, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope calls nunnery on New Year's Eve, has to leave a message on their machine. "What are the nuns doing that they can't answer?"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're a school district using Twitter and Facebook to communicate important messages to families and students, make sure that you get your dates right and don't tell everyone students are due back a day earlier than scheduled
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Fri January 03, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Cell phone company accused of using coded messages in its TV ads to signal to terrorists using its phones. With video of the commercial. Go ahead and click, your phone probably won't blow up or somet
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Thu January 02, 2014
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Don't trust Snapchat after that massive data leak? Here are five other vaporizing-message apps, you insatiable perv
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Wed January 01, 2014
(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
Defense attorneys say their client had every reason to kill his wife because she was sending him harassing text messages
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Sun December 29, 2013
(UPI)
 
 
 
Protip: never send a text message to a teen boy saying you want to have sex with him. This includes school teachers, politicians, and most notably Swedish priests
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Thu December 26, 2013
(University Herald)
 
 
 
♫ I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my...message in a bottle ♫
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Wed December 25, 2013
(UPI)
 
 
 
Obama's Christmas Day message to the country wishes everyone a "happy holidays", meaning that War on Christmas has taken the White House hostage and...oh, wait, he also wished everyone a "Merry Christmas"? HE'S PROMOTING RELIGION, IMPEACH HIM
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Mon December 23, 2013
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts: Sausage will be the new bacon. Submitter: why not both?
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Not news: Canadian scientists send a text message. News: Using vodka
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(19)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Some people are shocked, SHOCKED someone would hack a school's website and post obscene and inappropriate messages
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Sun December 22, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Three-hour lockdown at high school caused by a.) guns, b.) bombs, or c.) an auto-corrected text message?
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Thu December 19, 2013
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
How sausages brought Bayern Munich & Pep Guardiola together
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Wed December 18, 2013
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again. How much should you tip the garbage man, the paper boy, the cleaning girls, the janitors at work, Concetta from the outcall massage parlor?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Carnival's court filing says the contract that passengers agree to when they buy a ticket "makes absolutely no guarantee for safe passage, a seaworthy vessel, adequate and wholesome food, and sanitary and safe living conditions"
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