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54 headlines found matching 'sage'
Thu June 25, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"You shouldn't put messages of hate on billboards. Remember, God is Love." "Well, then He can rent his own damn billboard if he wants to." GOD: "Okay, then"
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Fri June 19, 2015
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
"I want people to know they're not invincible", says 20 year-old sage after 60' fall from tree into river, almost drowning, several surgeries and a few weeks in the hospital. Yes, alcohol was involved
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nationally-recognized LA teacher suspended for (spins wheel) reading a passage from Huck Finn to his students. In this case, LA stands for Los Angeles and not Louisiana but the levels of ignorance are indistinguishable from one another
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Moran says the signs' implicit message is a barely veiled threat
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember when romancing a woman the first time meant flowers? Probably not for you young texters. Here Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Fallon read out the most awkward flirty text messages from dudes of the texty generation
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(59)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
The Dausage becomes the latest culinary crime Britain has inflicted upon the world
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(7)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
93 year old woman who parachuted into occupied France ahead of D-Day, scouted German positions, and sent coded messages back to the Allies finally gets her medal. Peggy Carter approves
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese dating site found to be world's largest sausage fest (Not safe for work image in article)
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Sat June 06, 2015
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
A blunt message from an old stoner to new pot smokers: "Salute your elders who smoked when it was still dangerous, and get off my lawn, yo"
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Wed June 03, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Weird. I just got a text message alert dated 6/4/2015 11:32 AM saying something about black holes
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Tue June 02, 2015
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
LinkedIn reacts to low usage by trying to scare people into logging in. Mainstream media totally helps out
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(56)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama Administration lays out controversial plan to save the sage grouse. It is the first grouse that Obama has had to deal with since John McCain in 2008
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Sun May 24, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If a woman offers you a massage, make sure it does not involve tying you to a bed and setting you ablaze first
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(66)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Bacon arrested after dispute over sausage
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(16)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"KFC is testing a new range of restaurant trays with an in-built bluetooth keyboard. The paper-thin QWERTY keyboard will allow customers to reply to their text messages, emails and tweet from their tray without getting grease on their phones" (pics)
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Mon May 18, 2015
(News Leader)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're CPS and you discover 200 messages asking for help? Delete them and go on with your day, of course
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham does a cannonball into the already crowded pool of GOP presidential nominees with a resounding message of hope and optimism: "I am running because I think the world is falling apart,"
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
7 or 8 incorrect passages in the Clinton Cash book have now been updated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exotic facial massage
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(16)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri House Speaker John Diehl (R) exchanged inappropriate text messages with an intern, wanted to leave her "quivering." I don't know if his wife and three children will appreciate that
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Channel 6 Lawrence)
 
 
 
Sofa King sends one final message to all of the We Todds
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(107)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
At 2:00 pm eastern, ISIS to launch cyber attack as a "message to America"
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(388)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unique massage parlor
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(15)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush releases Cinco de Mayo message only in Spanish. Which is almost as impressive as the time his brother George W made it through an entire speech in English
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prince wakes out of his apolitical funk to record "Baltimore" (w/ lyrics that remind U who invented text message lingo)
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Mon May 04, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Waitress serving Kansas governor Sam Brownback wrote him a message on his receipt. Was it: A) her phone number, B) instructions for making meth, or C) "Tip the schools"?
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Sun May 03, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're going to try and grow tomatoes in your garden this summer, then you better surround the plants with borage, chives, marigolds, nasturtiums, basil, calendula, carrots, hot peppers, sage, onions, garlic, and leaf lettuce
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Tue April 28, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
KY judge (*snicker*) finds a T-shirt company refused to fill an order for gay pride t-shirts not because the customers were gay {which is illegal} but "because of the MESSAGE advocating sex outside of a marriage between one man and one woman"
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drone paraglider and gyrocopter could revolutionize delivery of troop supplies, campaign finance reform messages to U.S. Capitol
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Orioles place three infielders on the disabled list, leave urgent phone messages for Brooks Robinson, Cal Ripken
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(5)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Scottsdale, Arizona welcomes you to a giant sausage fest. Wait, are we still not doing 'phrasing'?
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Information Age)
 
 
 
Those angry messages and posts you wrote on Facebook, but decided not to post? Facebook remembers
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Sun April 19, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gyrocopter dude can't figure out why his message of campaign finance reform isn't getting through to Congress
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered passage from "A Wrinkle in Time" puts a wrinkle in long-standing assumptions about Madeline L'Engle's political beliefs
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Senior citizens home uses morning video messages to aid patients with Alzheimer's and dementia. "It's an idea borrowed from an unlikely place, the 2004 Adam Sandler movie '50 First Dates.'" So Adam Sandler movies serve a purpose. Who knew?
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Little girl sends unique hand-written message to her dad. Difficulty: He's on the ISS
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In the latest installment of "Fark you, pleb, that's why," Verizon says consumers are adamant they don't want unlimited data, and if anything, wish data usage rates cost more money and Verizon was the only option for getting said data
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
ProTip: If ever you should be stranded out on the ocean and are forced to send a message in a bottle seeking help, do it the smart way. Here comes the science
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Fri April 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas volunteer firefighters filmed violating new recruit with sausage and broomstick. At least they didn't try to use the fire pole
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indiana state senator Phil Boots with today's GOP minority outreach message: "I want to know where my protected class is for me as a white, Anglo-Saxon Protestant"
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are 5 messed up subliminal messages that you may not have noticed in the G.I. Joe cartoons, where they might have made you an evil person
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All 914 golf courses in California ordered to cut water usage by 25%. Golfers told to only drink beer and order cocktails with no ice
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Mon March 30, 2015
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for obsessively stalking 11-year-old girl via text message, homework sheets. "Alcorn hid her phone number on a math worksheet by telling the girl to dial numbers that had been circled"
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Fri March 27, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
The latest taste sensation from the land of the deep-fried Mars bar? Just in time for Easter it's the Cadbury's creme egg rolled in sweet chilli sausage meat and coated in breadcrumbs. Yum yum
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Thu March 26, 2015
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Man dies after ingesting five 10mg marijuana edibles, five times the recommended dosage: "It was 100 percent the drugs. It was completely because of the drugs - he had consumed so much of it"
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When running from law enforcement, do not send out social media messages pinpointing your location. It makes the job for law enforcement a little easier to find you
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(32)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Number of uninsured drops by 11 million since passage of Obamacare. Republicans vow to find a way to make sure those 11 million are once again uninsured after 2016
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Sat March 21, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you robbed our salon. But did you also have to break into our outdoor kitchen area and grill up all our hamburger and sausages and drink all our beer and cognac?
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Fri March 20, 2015
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Lakeland cop caught sending dirty messages to 24-month-old
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Fri March 13, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
No matter how rude the guy is, if you're the owner of a carpet store, you should never leave a message on a customer's phone threatening to kill him and his mother
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(54)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who gives frogs enemas and turtles massages
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(54)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Most ER visits don't start with a male nurse helping you take off your bra and end with him giving you a relaxing shoulder massage
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Give us what we want or we let ISIS fighters have free passage"
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(168)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Now two women have come forward to say Massage Envy employees rubbed them the wrong way
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(52)
 

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