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Mon September 19, 2016
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Article about probes has a special message for aliens
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Mad food scientist invents macaroni and cheese sausages. Never before has this much hot creamy goo been packed into a semi-rigid tube-o-joy
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Thu September 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maker of the best selling truck in America and one of our oldest manufacturers has a little message for Trump: *middle finger*
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Wed September 14, 2016
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Truck crash spills 6,000 pounds of sausage. Discussion to the right. Links to the left
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Reporter writes column about how Donald Trump fans send him racist, hateful messages. Donald Trump fans respond on Facebook with racist, hateful messages
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remake of Toxic Avenger by Sausage Party co-director to be a more "a more grounded and mainstream telling of the story"
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Mon September 05, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cruise ship discovers Northwest Passage. Texas passenger on board discovers reality. "It really makes you think about climate change." Yes, yes it does
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Sat September 03, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland has a message for its teenagers: Papers, please
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Austrian chancellor: "Amazon and Starbucks pay less tax than a sausage stand." Those multinationals are the worst
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian Pastor says he resurrected a dead woman by "Sending a text message through Facebook". Jesus strangely unavailable for comment
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley breaks his doctor's orders to be at the hospital for Craig Sager's third bone marrow transplant
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman finally gets an answer to a message in a bottle which she placed in the water in 1995 as an 8-year-old child
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Don't Breathe is #1 at the box office with $22.4 million, easily doubling the $11 million made by the poorly scripted misogynist mess that is Suicide quad. Kubo and Sausage Party are tied at #3 with $7 million, The Mechanic #5 with $6.8 million
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Sat August 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Iron Throne the way George R.R. Martin envisaged it
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
High school millennials now expect to be able to customize their personal parking spaces with painted designs and messages
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ben-Hur proves to be a disast-hur, debuting at #5 with $11 million. For the third week, DC's messy, forgettable Suicide Squad is #1 with $20 million, Sausage Party #3 with $15 million. War Dogs debuted at #3 with $14 million, Kubo #4 with $12 million
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The truth about aliens is coming soon ...and President Obama will deliver the message for the Lizard People. SOON
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cruise the no-longer-frozen northwest passage in ritzy style. However, be prepared to be shamed by a journalist or two for contributing to the ruination of the pristine environment
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Local)
 
Weeners
 
German man assaults car with jumbo sausage
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC teenagers sneak into Beatles concert by claiming to be their opening act, complete with rented limo and screaming groupies. Later reserve best table in town by claiming to be Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen wants to see a sequel to Sausage Party. Hell, as long as it keeps him from trying to make a Pineapple Express sequel keep it going
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Misogynistic mess Suicide Squad sinks to $44 million in its second weekend, hanging on to #1 while Sausage Party brings home $32 million, a record for an R-rated cartoon. Pete's Dragon is soft at #3 with $20 million, Nine Lives thudding to #9
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump and his entourage were stuck in an elevator last month? It was either because they can't work a key or their stubby, sausage fingers were too thick to grab ahold of one
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen's wiener, Kristen Wiig's buns, Selma Hayek's taco: 'Sausage Party' isn't the comedy you're expecting, but it's the comedy we need
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen accidentally made Sausage Party X rated: "We had to digitally shave the scrotum"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Runner's World)
 
 
 
12 years ago, Brazilian marathon runner was attacked by a man who wore a placard with the message, "The second coming is near." (video) He got to light the flame this year
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bridge troll and forgotten GOP standard Newt Gingrich claims Donald Trump has "gotten the message" on Republican unity. Must be due to all of the talk about forcing him out
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All 306 Olympic medal events ranked. Apparently there's a 50 km walk event and it's still better than equestrian dressage
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
US sends B-1s to Guam in case we need to send a....message to someone in the Pacific. Yes, a message
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"How can it be that I am standing at my kitchen counter sobbing because of the messages being driven at the DNC? Where has the GOP gone?"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Guess what? Using a period in a text message makes you sound angry
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Tue July 26, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
App helps you determine if a bar is a sausage fest or a... um, what is the female version of that?
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can send one tweet-sized message to one person in the past. What do you send?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mother of slain Benghazi ambassador Benghazis Trump's continual usage of Benghazi to Benghazi Hillary Clinton
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The message of Ivanka Trump's well-received convention speech basically boils down to "Ignore all that crazy shiat that's always coming out of my Dad's mouth. Me and my brothers and sisters all turned out okay so how crazy could he really be?"
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Future You travels back from the future to deliver you a dire portent of coming events, yet they die in front of you before the message can be delivered. What do you do? I need to know IMMEDIATELY
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Enjoy a relaxing massage from a half-ton industrial robot - and try not to make any sudden moves
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Sun July 17, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
If God had intended you all to gather together in his name he would have made it cooler, right? Maybe he's trying to send some people a message
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
ESPN, who fired Curt Schilling for his political viewpoints in May, opens the ESPYs with a political message
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
The NRA issued statements about the Minnesota and Dallas shootings, and the messages and tone of both are markedly different and equally terrifying
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA finds message in Morse code written in the sand dunes of Mars. Would you like to know more?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey, any hackers who got into Hillary's server, could you lend us a hand with some very unusual and suspicious gaps in her messages? Thanks in advance
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit Part 2. A nation divided over The Guardian's guide on how to eat a sausage sandwich. Red sauce or Brown sauce - friends estranged, families divided, as 672 comments testify
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Thunder GM Sam Presti is all Mister Classy in his message to OKC fans about KD's departure. No, really, he is
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
You may need to sit down for this, but that anti-Hillary tweet by Trump showing the words "Most Corrupt Candidate Ever" inside the Star of David over stacks of money started out on a white supremacist message board
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Women will be having more sex with robots than with men by 2025. 2016 if you count "personal massagers"
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Mon June 27, 2016
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
GA church posts marquee message "God created man and woman. Satan made gays and transgenders." Hilarity ensues
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
AI beats tactical experts in combat simulations. End of message
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Woman takes dressed chicken for a walk in Vladivostok. She was spotted walking a string of sausages before
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: Pot usage in teenagers in Colorado below the national norm. Reality: Teenagers in Colorado are addicted to THC and abuse it regularly, but know how to lie to adults taking surveys
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
University tests emergency email alerting system with a message saying an armed shooter was on campus. Some people did not see the previous message about the upcoming test
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Wed June 15, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Welcome back to ESPN's coverage of the finals -- let's go over to our sideline reporter, Craig Sager
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sanford Wallace has been sent a message. Click this link to find out more
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Broadway World)
 
 
 
This is long overdue: the next recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor is Bill Murray. We can only assume he'll show up for the ceremony; they left a message on his voice mail and hope to hear back from him in the next couple of months
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
AP reporters told to watch their backs after receiving threats and harassing messages from presidential candidate's brown shirt supporters
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Tue June 07, 2016
(BBC)
 
Video
 
Ahead of Iceland's EURO2016 match against Portugal, Game Of Thrones' Mountain has a message for Cristiano Ronaldo
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rogue trader loses billions and court says he's still entitled to get paid over $500k. Way to send a message France
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Christie declares that Trump is "Not racist" while blinking in Morse code the message: "I am being held against my will, send ham"
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Fri June 03, 2016
(News Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ashbourne butcher awarded Best In Show for his exquisite black pudding, beating off competition from 37 other businesses. "Over the years, the business has been a finalist in the butchers shop of the year and British sausage week contests"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arrests are soaring after Britain criminalized Internet trolling: "During 2015, more than two people were arrested in London every day for allegedly posting messages which fell foul of social media posting rules"
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Wed June 01, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
All pregnant women in Scotland to get free vitamins, presumably rolled in sausage meat and sugar and then deep-fried
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Hacked road sign displays anti-Trump message. Big deal, a lot of road signs do that: "Stop," "Dip Ahead," "Slow Children"
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police launch hate crime investigation after pork sausages are thrown into Finsbury Park Mosque
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