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78 headlines found matching 'safety'
Tue July 25, 2017
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham, who sold the Ark Park from his for-profit LLC to his non-profit church group to get out of paying thousands in safety fees, sells it back to his for-profit LLC to keep its millions in tax rebates
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Thu July 20, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Horrible libertarian monster builds stairway in park for $550, horrifying city officials who had come up with a $65,000 estimate
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you drown during your river baptism do you go to heaven or hell?
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois schools close for safety concerns... that snowflakes will stare at the sun during a solar eclipse
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Welcome to the NYC 'Summer of Hell' transit trifecta, where even the rescue train got stuck rescuing stalled Amtrak and NJ Transit trains
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"But honey, I'm not suggesting you really need breast implants. I'm only thinking of your safety"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Psst. The man sitting next to you was pleasuring himself while you slept. We just thought you'd like to know. Please return to your seat and enjoy the rest of your flight"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Chinese set up naval base in Djibouti. That's gotta hurt
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Tue July 11, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Nope tries to board boat. Paddle faster
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(FML)
 
 
 
"Today, I saw a child being kidnapped while at work. I called the police who told me to follow at a safe distance and they ended up saving the child. I went back to work and got scolded and then fired. Thanks, Home Depot. FML"
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
If you invested $19 million in China's car-eating giant bus, you may have been taken for a ride
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
A prostitution deal gone bad involved a stabbing, two dollars in quarters, edible panties and a 70-year-old man
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Merry Maids: Expert cleaners, reliable service, certified employees. Since you're reading this here, guess what their certifications are in?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Microsoft changes data collection policies, France surrenders
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
As if Ken Ham hasn't screwed Williamstown, Kentucky enough; now claims Ark Encounter is a ministry and therefore exempt from paying 'safety fees'
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Tue June 27, 2017
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Today at Fark University, an instructional video demonstrating pretty much everything you should not do when photographing an alligator
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
While a television news crew was gathering footage for a story about crime, a thief steals the station's news truck. No film at 11
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Thu June 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"This is the first time that we are aware, that a black professional, in law enforcement, himself being shot and treated as an ordinary black guy on the street. This is a real problem"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Military planes are designed with the threat of small arms fire in mind, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to shoot at them
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(Some Child Thinking Guy)
 
 
 
"Toy Safety" group yet again breathlessly reports that everything in the world will kill your children
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After investigating themselves and finding no wrongdoing, production resumes for 'Bachelor in Paradise'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Grandma "enraged" that when paying $400 instead of $3000 for a plane ticket, you have to share a lavatory with the poors in coach
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
17-year-old Muslim girl chased and beaten with a baseball bat on Ramadan. In Virginia. Police don't know if this is a hate crime
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Surprised cops disarm the toddler who brought them the loaded 9mm (with the safety off) that was hidden in his toybox. Mother of the Year had no idea, she says. Scales and bags of "powder" suggest otherwise
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Fri June 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Mets to extend safety netting to protect fans in the stands. New York Yankees: You come to our stadium, you take your chances
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Wed June 14, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Latest buzz: Millennials are switching from alcohol to pot
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Tue June 13, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another intelligent gun owner teaches his children about gun safety by accidentally killing one of them
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
15-year-old lifeguard saves toddler during his first day on the job
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Wed June 07, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Boston to the rest of the U.S. cities: Suuuuucccckkk iiiiiiit (especially you, NY)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: DUI driver hits sign, small tree, keeps going. News: School Bus driver. DIAF: With 12 kids on board
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed that people noticed your actions and called the cops to do a safety check on you? (Hint: changing your Twitter profile photo to a coffin and tweeting that no one would miss you if you were gone is apparently a bad idea.)
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest job titles of all time. I take comfort in knowing that being a "Sex Robot Safety Inspector" could become a real job in the next 2-3 years
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
After of months of trying to convince the courts that his travel ban isn't really a travel ban, Trump uses the most recent London terror attacks as an example of why the courts should allow his travel ban
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Sat June 03, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Free Solo" climber conquers El Capitan without ropes or safety gear. Companion nearby seen wearing rocket boots
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Fri June 02, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
German rock festival halted due to Terrorism threat. Ja Rule be like "Why the hell didn't I think of that"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Would you put your toddler on a child leash?
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Thu June 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Age is just a number, but 12 of MLB's 30 stadiums were built before 1995 and are now raising structural safety concerns
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Just in time for summer, the guy who has named America's 10 best beaches every year since 1991 is out with his annual list. Smokers not welcome
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Sat May 27, 2017
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Because more guns = more safety, new Tennessee law will allow guns in any government building that doesn't pony up and purchase metal detectors and hire a staff of security guards
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Thu May 25, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Girl pulled into water by sea lion to be treated for 'seal finger.' Seal will be treated for 'ankle-biter flipper.'
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Wed May 24, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're not very good at piloting drones and keep bumping them into walls, you should volunteer your services to map underground caverns
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ruffled residents in England fill potholes with rubber ducks, accusing city council of ducking safety issue
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: paedophiles arrested. Fark: 1500 paedophiles arrested in single Australian state. UltraFark: all were underage sexters. Ah, Queensland, Australia's Florida
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Utility company to school: Smells like a gas leak, so evacuate the kids. School to utility company: But there's testing going on. Utility: DID WE STUTTER? School: Sheesh. Don't rush us, okay?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
G.E.: We bring good things to life. Sort of
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Sun May 14, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Things could be worse ... you could have a public relations job at United
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study reveals one-third of FDA-approved drugs have unidentified safety risks. Upon hearing this news, President Trump abolished the FDA because they clearly can't screen drugs properly
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas senate votes to drop the state's mandatory vehicle safety inspection. All noble Texans should immediately head to a scrapyard, buy whatever clapped out piece of crap their heart has been yearning for all these years, and enjoy the open road
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Fri May 05, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's been 117 days since this shiatshow began, Trump's 2nd pick for Army Secretary quit, evidently his typing skills weren't up to speed, Congress has gone home to try to put lipstick on this pig. And maybe Rachel will teach us a new cocktail. MSNBC LIVE at 9:00pm ET
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(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
In Chechnya, authorities are summoning parents to prison to take responsibility for their children's crimes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lions, and tigers, and bears ... all die
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Crimson Canals in Stanislaus County' sounds like a bad summer romance novel
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Automobile ownership 101: Want to see if your fuel tank is full? Don't use a lighter
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Sat April 29, 2017
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Woman pulls gun on barber for taking too long. Stay classy, Cleveland
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz wants the US to use the $14 billion seized from El Chapo to pay for Trump's wall. That's... that might actually work
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
United's epic PR disaster couldn't possibly get any worse, could it? The dead giant rabbit says yes, yes it can
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Half of California hospitals receive a grade of C or lower for patient safety, A+ for getting monthly bills out on time
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Thu April 20, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Irish man killed by 40 tonnes of cheese
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshop this safety dance
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(US News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Death Race 2017, courtesy of Tennessee
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Fri April 14, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Dozens were trapped on a Six Flags roller coaster, but to be fair, what did you expect from a ride named "Joker's Jinx"
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Thu April 13, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tesla's coming out with a semi which will be electric and somewhat self-driving. "We believe the Tesla Semi will deliver a substantial reduction in the cost of cargo transport, while increasing safety and making it really fun to operate"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Footage of doctor that was bloodied and dragged off United flight emerges at the start of the problem, showing good behavior on his part throughout. Everybody on that flight gets fully reimbursed now, cops disciplined... You're doing it wrong, buddy
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP REP from OK says he cancelled his town hall meeting due to "safety concerns". According to the owners of the venue, what he was afraid of was attendees being allowed to carry highly dangerous sheets of red and green paper to express opinions
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Sat April 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. sets up nannytastic new Vision Zero traffic-safety measure. How's it working out after a year? Let's just say farmer's markets are still no-go zones
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Without even playing a note, musician kicked off flight because his cello was considered a 'safety risk'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it's going to cost us an extra $12 million a year to protect Betsy DeVos from school children
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's extended family is running the Secret Service ragged, which of course means using up more taxpayer money for the least good of all reasons: worrying about the safety of the Washington Trumpbillys
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
New York approves testing for self-driving cars, wants to see if autonomous vehicles will figure out how to flip the bird at, cut off, and shoot at other drivers
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
The last two survivors at the Mosul zoo have been rescued
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
College softball game interrupted by a game of duck, duck, goose
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blue Origin shows off New Shepard space tourism capsule; built for safety to avoid any crashes or Wrex
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Tue March 28, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Pistol permitting isn't about safety, it's about cash
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unions. Who needs them?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone built a working Lego version of the Red Keep from the "Game of Thrones" opening. Another amazing example of what can be achieved from the safety of your mom's basement with no distractions by a social life
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Mon March 27, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Debbie's coming in for a landing
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