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128 headlines found matching 'safety'
Mon September 26, 2016
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
The Big Ten's most explosive offensive player is out for the season and nobody cares
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Sat September 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will prevail in the Wisconsin vs. Michigan State matchup? Will it be the Dawgs or the Rebels? Will the Florida Gators chomp on the Tennessee Volunteers? It is your College Football thread, kickoff is at Noon ET
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Zika? In MY meth?
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
New League of Legends champion has serious passive-aggressive issues
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Tom who???
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Cop talks you down from suicide by discussing about how much you both hate the Dallas Cowboys. Bad news: You're a Redskins fan
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Fire Department in trouble for making a light beer commercial
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"Johnny are you done in there? It's been hours" "Not yet, mom I'm fixing the bridge"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The FDA has a strict protocol for approving expensive new drugs. Safety. Effectiveness. and whether the manufacturer 'needed to be capitalized'
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Today's clown sighting determined to be a hoax brought to you by Annapolis, MD
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Guess who won Big Ten player of the week for both defense and special teams?
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is in the field for the NASCAR Xfinity Series' Drive For Safety 300 from Chicagoland Speedway at 3:30 PM ET on NBC, so this race is most likely going to be as exciting as watching flies fark. Maybe we can discuss decoupage instead
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Fri September 16, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
After allowing the 49ers to score 28 unanswered points, Rams safety charged with being under the influence of drugs
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
In a case of the apple not falling far from the tree, Indiana woman threatens to blow up school if her disruptive son isn't allowed to return to class
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Virginia DOT reminds drivers that although the posted speed limit is 70, the real speed limit is 80 and this time we mean it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever been trending on social media?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 4-port USB universal travel charger. "Uses top-grade microchips & built-in fail-safes to ensure full power & full safety." Samsung may want to take some notes. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your latest favorite conspiracy theory?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL: The plan is to further limit kickoff returns. Belichick: I have altered your plan. Pray I don't alter it any further
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the craziest thing you've ever done? No, not skydiving crazy. Yelling at the toaster and checking your house for surveillance equipment crazy
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
For your safety and security, the great firewall of America is coming - currently being trialled in the UK
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you get locked out of your 10th floor apartment you have two choices - either call a locksmith or climb all the way up to the window. Yes, one option is clearly better than the other
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Vanilla wafer cookies - now with baked-in spider goodness
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says he cares about player safety; hates having to come up with ways to punish the Pats
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(NPR)
 
 
 
ACC pulls an NCAA on NC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fragile bags being thrown, a safety talk no one listens to, and impolite passengers - this is what a real airline video would look like
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
"[T]he baby was born at sea aboard an operational unit." Wait, shouldn't that be "after boarding an operational unit?"
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Sun September 11, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Experts say the latest theory that Amelia Earhart survived her plane crash really amounts to nothing atoll
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Sat September 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which game will be the biggest blowout? Who will win in the revived Penn State-Pitt rivalry? Who will win the Cy-Hawk trophy? Will there be any big upsets this week? It is your college football Week 2 thread, the games begin at Noon ET
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Weirdest escalator safety video you'll see all day
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For the first time in 33 seasons, EVERYONE on Survivor is told to get off the island
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Wed September 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Down badly in the pollls, NC governor Pat McCrory decides his path to victory is to remind voters he was the guy responsible for the "Bathroom Bill" which has cost the state billions in lost revenue and is supported by just 36% of voters
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's never good when your crazy brother drags a propane tank into the house and starts pouring tequila over it
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bubba on Drumpf's Mexico trip: "I've had that job. That damaged America and every serious country in the world. You cannot be the leader of a country, go down and be nice to people and then come home and dump on them for your own political benefit"
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out there's one thing Scots won't eat, even if you deep-fry it
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager Kellyanne Conway explains that Trump is focusing on the border wall because Trump's supporters are morons, basically, and "build a wall" is pretty much all the complexity and nuance they can handle
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Walk-on for Ohio State to handle kicking duties due to injuries. The first rule of place kicking is don't talk about place kicking
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Sun August 28, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your fear of clowns is warranted
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton declares war on small farmers by proposing a focused safety net to help family farms get through challenging times, federal resources in commodity payment, crop insurance, and disaster assistance programs to support family operations
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The woman who fell 40 feet to her death from a zip line platform had disconnected herself from the safety system, a spokesman for Go Ape Tree Top Adventure said Thursday
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Egyptian police using Grindr to find and arrest LGBT citizens
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Nearly 5% of Utah students opted out of vaccination, tag is for all of them
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(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas cop wants $75,000 from Glock for not warning him that his pistol was capable of shooting him in the foot, especially if he tried to mount a tactical light on it while it was loaded
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Thu August 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Circa 1973, famous riders Peter Fonda and Evel Knievel offer smart, sensible motorcycle safety tips in funky short film. "Forget about slot riding, man"
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Wed August 24, 2016
(9 News)
 
 
 
CSU paying people over $1,000 to inhale smoke as part of...hey wait, come back, it's about wood burning stoves
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Make Americans taste great again
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Swimmers attacked by shar... make that otters
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Navy's goat mascot in training Bill XXXV euthanized after brief illness. Will be remembered fondly, likely with a robust brown sauce and some cumin
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Wed August 17, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The summer Amusement Park assault on children continues as six children get a jolt from The Scrambler
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump orders gold-plated ear cuff from luxury jewelry designer. Designer ships ear cuff to Ivanka along with note explaining profits were donated to American Immigration Council, Everytown for Gun Safety, and the Hillary Clinton campaign
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Mon August 15, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When talking about all-time great dynasties in professional sports, you can no longer leave out the Arizona Rattlers
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents go nuts after someone smeared peanut butter all over a playground, raising concern their precious snowflakes could be allergic
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Circa)
 
 
 
The Zika cure *agent orange* might be worse than the disease
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Thu August 11, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teacher takes safety demonstration to the next level by jumping out of a window
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Trump campaign state director fired, unlike the weapon he brandished at least three times against fellow campaign workers
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Wed August 10, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not News: USA Rugby player scores try, makes bone-crushing hit. Fark: His day job is safety for the New England Patriots
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Tue August 09, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Say, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just... *BLAM* ...Okay, a gun it is
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Turns out even Conservative politicians have 'Hold My Beer And Watch This' afternoons at home
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
In the interests of public safety, some bars will call you a cab or give designated drivers free soft drinks. One Seattle watering hole offers free test cards for date-rape drugs
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Thu August 04, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The next time you pull a boneheaded move, remember that people in Philadelphia need to be reminded to not swim in dumpsters
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Top 5 action movie guns that are gonna make y*BAM* ... oh man, I'm sorry, I could have sworn the safety was on
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Hello, I be Nigera's top email spammer. Now that I've been arrested, I need to move my $87 million dollar fortune to safety. Can you help me?
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Sun July 31, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
7000 Turkish troops surround and seal off US/NATO nuclear air base. It's just a "safety inspection." Nothing to see here, move along
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're a rescuer who boards a disabled yacht off the Irish coast, with three Norwegian girls bound for the Caribbean aboard. Difficulty: not a Penthouse letter
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Thu July 28, 2016
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
How to win Mother of the Year: step 1 - take your 2 year-old to a bar, step 2 - punch a cop, step 3 - punch your 2-year-old
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Formula1 to require full frontal nudity, I mean frontal cockpit protection (halo device vs. windscreen options?) in 2018
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One would think cops would know doughnut glaze when they see it
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Syrian refugees now living in Scotland discover what the locals have known for years
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This week, for the first time since 1937, the subway system will be only the second most repulsive-smelling thing in New York City
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rio Olympics athletes' village downgraded from "FEMA trailer" to "uninhabitable"
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Want to make it easier for your doc to check your intestinal health? How about a tall, cool glass of fluorescent spinach?
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Man jumps in lake so that he may save baby deer from drowning. He does so and then takes the cutest pic with fawn on his lap
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Driving tests get rid of three-point turns because they're the easiest way to get yourself killed on real roads
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"News flash: you can't carry guns onto airplanes. And yet last year, Americans packed more firearms in their carry-ons than ever before, the Transportation Safety Administration says, most of which were loaded"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Afterwards it became a little humorous because everybody's thinking 'How did this guy miss the sign and end up driving right into that?'" (pic)
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Thu July 14, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
"Although youth MMA is less well known and less brutal than its grown-up inspiration, it too has faced its share of criticism" (pics)
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Ever witness a disaster waiting to happen that was averted with basic food safety considerations? Share your stories and how best to keep your cooking environments/meals safe
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Wed July 13, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Next time I run, I'm going to run faster, says American gored by bull in Pamplona who describes it as "best fun ever"
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Tue July 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Setting your Tesla autopilot to speed on a winding shoulderless road through a canyon might be the best way to test it out
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Mon July 11, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Japan and New Jersey share one accident-reducing trait: they identify new drivers with special decals on their car, telling other motorists to give them extra space
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Usually, when you cut down a tree it falls in one direction or another. Usually
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you've ever felt guilty about sleeping in on Sunday mornings, this should help you to sleep quite soundly
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to campaign as a racial healer. That's the joke
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Sat July 09, 2016
(paNOW)
 
 
 
If you're carrying cocaine and meth in your luggage, it's probably not a good idea to threaten to use explosives to damage the place
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Seagulls, now that's a different story
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles offers the following tips to avoid wrong-way drivers at night: Stay in the far right lane. And pray
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cop who drew gun on man filming him says man deserved it. At least it wasn't a penis
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida mother uses Florida baby to batter Florida man
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Mon July 04, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Let's give a hand to New York Giants' Jason Pierre-Paul, who blew his fingers off with fireworks last July 4th and is now a spokesman for fireworks safety
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Since when did Kenny Chesney concerts become dangerous?
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Sat July 02, 2016
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman that proudly proclaimed herself "The Duck Whisperer" pulls a gun on a neighbor over a missing duck. I guess you could say... *puts on sunglasses*... she didn't have all her ducks in a row
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The Orangutan exhibit at Busch Gardens in Orlando is now interactive. Bring bananas
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Band trainer for THE OHIO STATE will be be spending the next three years in THE PRISON
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
French lifeguards get guns for summer beach patrol. David Hasselhoff nods approvingly
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Mon June 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Diet Pepsi II Diet Pepsi Classic
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
NRA website "Share The Safety" that promised to donate guns to poor Americans in at-risk neighborhoods surprisingly turns out to be satire
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Wed June 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The perilous new housing fad that has hit Paris is for the amateur carpenter everywhere. Although It's high on style, it's low on permits and safety
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Eurosport (UK))
 
 
 
The most awesome four-wheel drift in the rain at Le Mans 24 Hours was performed by the safety car, and even the actual race drivers were impressed (vid)
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Wed June 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 kicks off at 9 ET with Russia vs Slovakia, followed by Romania vs Switzerland as noon and France vs. Albania at 3. This is your Wednesday fütbol thread
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Amazon's Fire is relative dud, but apparently Amazon's "Amazing Liquid Fire" is really hot stuff, according to the FAA and nine UPS employees who got burned trying to handle it
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bears are now opening car doors to get at the tasty tourists inside
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's been about a week since D.C.'s Metro began a year-long safety improvement program. Let's check in and see how things are going
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're no fan of no-frills Ryanair, wait until you hear about Rayani Air: no alcohol allowed on board and a safety audit so poor it is banned from flying in Malaysia... yes, Malaysia
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Mon June 13, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Important safety tip: The drunk, naked, man swinging a hatchet is NOT your Uber driver
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Note: the Fark Standard Drinking Policy of "When you're too drunk to keep working, just go home" probably should not apply to mountain tour guides
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Ultra-Conservative Barney Frank says maybe we should be surveilling mosques more
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Canadian bar offers axe-throwing competition. Because nothing goes better with alcohol than a razor-sharp blade
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Sun June 12, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
First the good news: automobile crashes are no longer the leading cause of accidental deaths in America. Bad news: because we've drugged ourselves to the point where we can't even get in the car in the first place
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IRC calls for men and boys fleeing Faluja to be reunited with their families. Wait, people still use IRC?
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Sat June 11, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Newspaper uses a photoshopped picture of two children being chased by a shark on their front page to start a debate on the major safety issue that is shark attacks. And surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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Fri June 10, 2016
(WTSP)
 
 
 
12-foot alligator takes stroll down the street and meets an angry chihuahua: Chihuahua 1 - Alligator 0
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Puggle pup pulled from pipe with pike pole. Paper posts proud pics
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Thu June 09, 2016
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
There's quality heel work in pro wrestling and then there's heel work that is so good that a fan pulls a loaded gun on you
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
The fox was reported to be sparkling clean & free of streaks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Firefighters in Arizona hoping their effort shields Yarnell, for now remain silent
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Tue June 07, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jose Mourinho translates the English phrase "thanks for the excellent and dedicated support you provided as First Team Doctor and I wish you a successful career" into the Portuguese phrase, "you're the daughter of a whore"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
MegaDumb: Needing to be rescued after passing nine warning signs and getting trapped after dark along coastal cliffs with falling rocks. MegaFark: Multiplied by 36
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
"Berserk" cow attacks firefighters after they pulled it from well. Baffled emergency crews say the cow had no violent history and rescue workers had never seen herbivore
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Georgia ACLU director resigns because transgender people might scare rape victims and the reverse vampires can smell their fear or something
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
The Infinity Gauntlet is being recalled as a safety hazard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Charles Koch is on a $200 million quest to establish a "Republic of Science" in America. As long as, you know, science says that regulations, taxes, unions, fair wages, overtime, health care, and social safety nets are evils that must be destroyed
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Traffic expert dies in car accident on way to road safety meeting
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Neither the Florida Safety Council nor local Hazmat crew know what a freon tank is. That's safe, right?
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Thu June 02, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Well, just rename it the Moistened Lisa then
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Politician records himself burning traffic tickets he disagrees with because, duh, he's a lawmaker not a law-follower
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Drunk superhero rescued from cliff face by firefighters: "He was 15-20 metres up. He was telling everyone he was Spiderman and giving it lots but he was very much in a position of quite big danger"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Nightswimming, feed yourself to the crocs at night..♪
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Armed men have kidnapped Mexican soccer star Alan Pulido and now the GOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLL is to bring him back to safety
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