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114 headlines found matching 'safe'
Wed February 21, 2018
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Broward County Sheriff orders all deputies to start carrying rifles on school grounds. There, that ought to make those kids feel safer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman gets a facial. Fark: From a birthday cake. (Probably not safe for work)
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
From the actual article- "From John Travolta's surreal head shape, to Kylie Jenner's lost limb, no-one is safe from the perils of digital manipulation." Well, allllllrighty, then
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You had me at "vagina wigs" (Not safe for work)
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Mon February 19, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Responding to concerns for school safety, Trump agrees to share stage with Wayne LaPierre at CPAC. He's just messing with us, isn't he?
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says we need to focus on mental health and school safety. His budget says, nah, we don't need to spend any money on that crap
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
TV execs wonder what to do when their crime and safety expert is arrested for soliciting a prostitute
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Shaun White takes the gold. That was full of awesome
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Dad is barely conscious and we think he'll die tonight or tomorrow. We think he has a safe deposit box. How do we find out?
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Fark-ready headline: 'Penis Park' gets rise from Olympics crowd. (Not safe for work)
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hey, son, remember the time I slipped that dildo and lube into your carry-on bag before we went through airport security? That was hilarious, wasn't it? Son? (some not safe for work images on site)
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Thu February 08, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Weather storm Mateo to destroy all life in Chicago. Stay safe, warm, and drunk, Chicago-area Farkers
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
A Romanian university has published the results of a study that reveals half-day old snow is safe to eat. Still no cure for cancer
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Think those hand dryers in public restrooms are clean and safe to use? Think again, prepare to have your mind blown with science (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed February 07, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Deadpool 2 official trailer. With Cable. (Not safe for work language, obviously)
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scary: School bus driver suffers a medical emergency while driving. Cool: 13-year-old boy was able to steer the bus to safety and stop. Fark: He very seldom rides the bus but decided to this day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China continues to demonstrate its virility by launching a long, hard megadrone that flies up to 80mph and safely ejaculates passengers including Wang Dong, the deputy mayor of Guangzhou
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"An employee who was fired from the Spanaway Walmart for allegedly trying to steal a safe returned to the store days later to try to retrieve what he had left in the safe - his drugs"
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus likes to be Cheeky (possibly Not safe for work)
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will no doubt be pleased to hear his name is the world's most popular safeword, narrowly winning over "red" and, of course, "FLÜGGÅƎNKƋEČHIŒBØLSȆN"
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because who else would you ask to escort your porn star mistress safely to her hotel room?
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She received a football scholarship to play safety at NAIA Bethany College. Yes, she
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We can confirm the missile attack alert was a false alarm. You may now fap in complete safety
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
"Is It Safe To Look At The Super Blue Blood Moon?" Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, and if you had to ask go find a phone, call Darwin and get yourself taken out of the gene pool
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Speed camera placed at strategic work zone on the Capital Beltway produces almost 75,000 tickets and $3 million of safety during the last six months of 2017
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
European Parliament bans electric fishing even though it's safer to environment. Fishermen can't believe results, not sure if they're being trawled
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking, we apologize for the rough landing, but we are safely on the ground. Please now close your window to avoid seeing the side of the cliff we are hanging off and we hope you had a pleasant flight"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's first tweet since the false alarm in Hawaii: A) Investigate the false alarm. B) Reassure Americans that they are safe. C) Complain about the media and Michael Wolff
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Sat January 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Next up: Transgender sex robots. (Probably not safe for work)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Even CEOs in the food industry will tell you it's pretty much safe to ignore all the expiration dates on your foods
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Thu January 11, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Residents of Black Tickle want you to know two things. First, don't make the island crossing on foot as the ice is not safe to cross. And second, we're an island dammit not a sex aid
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Wed January 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are getting passports and travelling the world. Soon, no place will be safe from us. Muahahahah
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Hey, this new 'smart safe' won't open." "Have you tried whacking it on the side?"
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
Male RealDoll sex robots with bionic penises are coming. And coming. And coming (probably not safe for work)
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Mon January 08, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marijuana banking: how to make store owners feel safe by not having to ask the grocer to make change for $30,000, while making bankers feel safe with only a 20% chance of starring in the next season of Orange is the New Black
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Sun January 07, 2018
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Man robs bank of $125,000. Wait, strike that, reverse it
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Fri January 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Under attack from all sides, FBI figures to go safe and just play the hits
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Food safety experts recommend avoiding romaine lettuce. Subby also recommends we should probably stop eating all salads and exercising as well, you know, just to be sure
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Stay safe East Coast Farkers from the onslaught of previously unknown hyped up weather terms, as well as the snow and wind today. Did you remember the requisite bread, milk and eggs?
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A 'security expert' warns that hacked sexbots could murder people. Declines to say if he recently watched Ghost in the Shell or WestWorld (possibly Not Safe For Work image of a sex toy)
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The President of the United States just took personal credit for commercial airplane safety
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why hasn't the paperless office become a thing? Because all it takes is one person in a thousand to print this article out and the paper industry is safe for another year
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Fri December 29, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump rolls back post-Deepwater Horizon offshore safety regulations, because if Obama's fer it, he's agin it
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Street artist gets all the ladies hot with her latest concocktion (Not safe for work)
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. North Korea's safety standards for nuclear testing may not be all that high
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He slides in ..... and HE'S SAFE
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm bartending at the Brooklyn Safehouse, in Greenpoint, on Christmas Day. I'm opening around 4pm. Any Farker that comes in, I'll provide a free drink. I'll also provide fresh popped popcorn and other snacks
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Sat December 23, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennesee legislators now safe as hand-carried signs have been banned from building. Guns? They're OK
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man with world's longest penis now registered as disabled human tripod. (Not safe for work)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission would like to remind you all once again that your Christmas tree is a murderous pyrotechnical booby trap detonated by milk and cookies while you sleep
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Users of New Crack are joining unions to protect their safety (while they still use). Classic Crack users still choosing the "getting arrested or shot" option
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The latest in international propaganda that might just work....Do you want free Choco Pies for life? The all you have to do is run across the Korean DMZ into South Korea and make it across safely and you may be a winner. Oh my
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Homeland Security agent points gun at boss during performance review. Well, I feel safer already
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"Medical marijuana is safe in Arizona"
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Mon December 18, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Area dad and Steelers fan upset with officiating during Patriots vs. Steelers (w/not safe for work language)
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cell phones, which were considered dangerous, then safe to use, are once again dangerous according to state that puts carcinogenic labels on everything
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(Independent)
 
Weeners
 
BBC embarrassed after airing footage of man at concert waving a BBC in the air (not safe for work)
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
City transit systems channel Douglas Adams, say they love the sound of missed safety deadlines as they go whooshing by
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson samples some Fukushima fruit juice to demonstrate that it is safe. Next he will go visit Putin and sample some Chernobyl chardonnay
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
In response to CHIP and other social safety nets being cut Ohio moves to ban abortions on fetuses with Down Syndrome. Once again proving the GOP is only pro birth
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Fiat's safety record is amazing, and not in a good way. I present the Zero-star crash test rated: Fiat Punto
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Aquarium finds novel way to keep nativity scene safe from vandals
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Clean, safe fusion power is within our grasp. This is not a repeat from every year since the first fission reactor went online
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Tue December 12, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Congresswoman writes letter to the Senate Sergeant at Arms, expressing her "urgent concern" about the safety of Senate pages if Roy Moore is elected to Congress
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Baby milk maker issues global recall over salmonella fears. See, this is why you have to practice food safety when milking babies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to target all safety net programs because fark you, that's why
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes the crap your family posts on Facebook is just too good not to repost. This list contains many deep thoughts and messages for us all. 9 is for Trump.11 is for Farkers. And I think 4 should be renamed "Joe Biden Hall" immediately. (Not safe for work pic in margin)
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(BBC)
 
Boobies
 
The Reindeer Boob is coming to town. Not safe for work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Savage Arms ML10-II muzzle-loading rifle, according to dozens of reports, has a special exploding barrel feature that removes unwanted fingers from hunters. Oh, and the Consumer Product Safety Commission has no authority to recall it
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adult store releases range of Star Wars sex toys. "Use the lube, Luke, don't force it." (Not safe for work)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
New fire threatens Getty Center and shuts down the 405 in Los Angeles. Commuters don't notice any difference. (But seriously folks, stay safe, this looks like another scary one - LA fire discussion thread here)
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
In an effort to improve child safety on the platform and to be better at detecting hate speech, Google will enlist 10,000 employees to moderate YouTube videos. Enlist, not hire. Enjoy your additional ditty duties
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New firm aims to disrupt the scaffolding industry, makes hip-looking "urban umbrellas" that protect pedestrians passing by construction sites and are safer than traditional sheds
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will we get more Trump and Huckabee skits, or have the writers grown tired of the depressing political environment? Will they address the Safelite skit? Saoirse Ronan hosts, but more importantly, U2 is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
European Union targets one of the biggest threats to public safety: Street vendors selling kebabs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Rest easy, America. CBP has kept us safe from the 227 lbs of bologna trying to enter the US
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Fri December 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The New York Jets can become winners again if they could only find 53 players just like safety Jamal Adams
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Wed November 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: Well Roy Moore may be an utter debacle, but at least he's the worst possible Senate candidate we're ever gonna see. Coal baron Don Blankenship who was convicted of conspiring to violate safety regs at a mine where 29 miners died: hold my beer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump just learned that Obama did something to make trucks safer on highways
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Squishy CG heads and torsos will creep you out. (Not safe for work due to mild nudity)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another day, another unsafe intercept over the Black Sea. It's almost like a nation of upjumped peasants and fishermen with high technology isn't likely to be responsible with it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You have your car key safe and sound in your house? Too bad it emits a signal that people can clone and use to drive your car away
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SNL caves, pulls the hilarious Safelite sketch from streaming services
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not only has Sex Island not been a bust, clients have already paid $10,000 each to stay three more days because they're enjoying it so much. (Very not safe for work)
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Sun November 26, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Disabled man's Black Friday is ruined after Walmart puts their electric carts up for safety reasons. "There was a TV I wanted to get and I wasn't able to get that and some other items"
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pegging is NOT gay, so say 7 'straight' guys (not safe for work)
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Tue November 21, 2017
(The Nation)
 
 
 
ICE agents admit that their gang database is a way for them to indiscriminately round up immigrants of color who are neither gang members, nor pose a threat to public safety
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving coming up, here are some helpful safety tips for those wanting to deep-fry a turkey. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass,' 'Fail,' and 'Florida' submissions
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
British swear words helpfully ranked by offensiveness (utterly and completely not safe for work)
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Fri November 17, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A brief history of anal sex [Probably Not Safe for Work]
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Air Force contract means "safer air travel for troops" and by troops we mean generals riding around in business jets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The IRS is moving Trump's tax returns to newly-constructed safe
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Wed November 15, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Consumer Product Safety Commission announces recall of 7 hoverboard brands in case the barn hasn't burned down after the horse left last year
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Russia has an agent in the White House. His name is Donald Trump. This is the United States of America and those in a position to utilize safeguards in place such as the 25th or Impeachment are not defending the constitution and it's disgusting"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Toddler smacks into windshield after Florida woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph and hits the brakes. See, that's why I keep them strapped down in the cargo area. For safety
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
See the women who competed for the title of Miss Lone Star Rally this past weekend [probably not safe for work]
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(YouTube)
 
Boobies
 
Sports bra vs no bra is a thing? Not sure if work safe
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not Siafe for Work (article is safe for work, link in article is not)
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Car salesman stakes his head on the new automatic sliding door safety features
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: the only people who want you to buy gold coins are Glenn Beck and the guy who knows the combination to your safe
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Sun November 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars may result in pedestrians' lives being easier and safer... One day we'll all think back to those crazy days when we let people drive cars. Imagine that
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
If your erection lasts more than 6,000 feet, seek immediate Alps. (Not safe for work)
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(Kotaku)
 
Boobies
 
Sigh. *zip* (Not safe for work)
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Thu November 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California family found safe in the jungle after being kidnapped by Brazilian pirates. Global temperatures seen plummeting
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In order to boost her colleagues' morale, a woman paraded around her office completely naked [WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK]
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman attacks a man with her breasts because he harassed her, charged with attempted mamslaughter (possibly not safe for work)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot lights a firework clenched between his bum cheeks. Shockingly, it doesn't go well (not safe for work)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
When a 5-year-old hears "Fire Safety Week," guess what word catches their attention the most?
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit officials retreat to a safe space... and take the report on the economic impact with them. "You'll find out what happens soon enough BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
It's Halloween, but some folks dress up all year long. Calling all Fark Cosplayers - show your costumes (and keep it safe for work)
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Man facing charges for running unlicensed bitcoin exchange. Subby sleeps soundly knowing his life savings are safely in Mt. Gox
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(Mic)
 
 
 
How cum all the semen on TV this year? (Probably not safe for work)
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Thu October 26, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Gun safety lesson inadvertently teaches 10-year-old boy valuable lesson, to wit: "Do not attend gun safety lessons taught by Florida police"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Reddit shuts down alt-right forums so now we can safely say that this whole Nazi thing is over
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