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Headlines matching 'safe'
Sun May 27, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Sun) Amusing Can you order top shelf hookers at the Travelodge? It's more likely than you think. (Not safe for workish)  (thesun.co.uk) (129)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Reading Eagle) Amusing High school approves senior prank involving markers. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that there was a glitch or two  (readingeagle.com) (29)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sick The specials today are a fresh arugula salad with lardons and a balsamic vinaigrette, a butter-poached dover sole, and the chef's own genitals. Wait, what? (not safe for, well, anything)  (huffingtonpost.com) (116)
(Some Guy) Caption Caption what this poor kid is thinking (kinda Not safe for work: old man ass)  (oddstuffmagazine.com) (55)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Kate Upton's new bikini collection campaign guaranteed to have legs ... etc. (w/ borderline not safe for work pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)
(Science Daily) Cool Study proves that nuclear power is safe for twenty years, every twenty years  (sciencedaily.com) (179)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Perez Hilton) Video Glee star Naya Rivera's pole-dancing video, "leaked." By leaked we mean: by a guest on last week's episode, just before she graduates on the show, and from Spike TV, five years ago. May be Not safe for work. Cheerio  (perezhilton.com) (60)
(Comedy Central) Caption Caption this taxi flagger. Warning: pic is not safe for lunch  (tosh.comedycentral.com) (67)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Pictures from the BDSM community's DomCon in Los Angeles. Click the link. CLICK IT NOW, WORM (Not safe for work)  (huffingtonpost.com) (373)
(Outside) Hero Climbing duo bags Yosemite's Triple Crown--El Capitan, Half Dome, and Mt. Watkins. And they do it free--using ropes only for safety. Oh, and they do it in less than 24 hours, including travel time between routes  (outsideonline.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Obvious Politician horrified at something that is legal, safe, wants to ban it. "I mean that is just so crystal clear, there is no debate, no discussion"   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) (808)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious Sticks and stones might break bones, but the safe money is on body armor-wearing riot police and the accompanying billy clubs and fists   (galleries.apps.chicagotribune.com) (138)
(3 News New Zealand) Obvious Everybody says they're in favor of artistic expression, but you can be sure you've got their attention when they ask you to remove the pic of the president with his penis hanging out (Not safe for work: political penis)  (3news.co.nz) (56)


Sun May 20, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious "The trouble is, of course, that almost no one can accumulate that much money - in rough terms, about 25 years of living expenses after Social Security and pensions - just by investing in safe assets"  (nytimes.com) (68)
(Some Guys have all the luck) Weeners List of the top 10 most famous real or fictional penises. Yup, he's on there...him too. However, regardless of what your online dating profile says, you are not. Possibly Not safe for work  (toptenz.net) (75)


Sat May 19, 2012
(YouTube) Scary Russian 'Skywalkers' scale 1000-foot bridge without safety equipment for fun  (youtube.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Asinine SWAT team arrests Chicago protesters for the heinous crime of...making beer. Glad we're safe from THAT particular scourge  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (241)
(Some Guy) Scary FDA releases little page on their web site stating that within the past ten years 1,000,000 people have been killed by drugs the FDA had previously deemed "safe"  (infowars.com) (164)


Fri May 18, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy Now the EPL is over, here are some hot Russian woman playing soccer in lingerie, in the mud. To Russian pop music. (Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (13)
(Some Guy) Video Fifty Shades of Grey as read by that famed voice actor, Gilbert Gottfried (Not safe for work language)  (jest.com) (18)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Kotaku) Amusing If you are French, and your man is making more love to the new Diablo III game than you, you may be eligible for a free vibrator (Not safe for work pic of woman's second-best friend)  (kotaku.com) (122)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Quad City Times) Fail "Well, we can't give the $72 million it would take to build a new bridge because the old one is unsafe. But we can spend $10 million to paint the old one and make it look prettier"  (qctimes.com) (39)
(LoanSafe) Obvious LoanSafe sees the reality in FARK's prediction of future social security benefits (2nd paragraph)  (loansafe.org) (0)


Tue May 15, 2012
(New York Daily News) Amusing When a movie opens by dedicating itself "In loving memory of Kim Jong-Il," it's pretty safe to say all bets are off  (nydailynews.com) (71)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Gizmodo) Scary Mini Documentary on the most terrifying drug in the world - it renders a person incapable of exercising free will. You're going to watch it, then tell me your Fark login. [some Not safe for work language]  (gizmodo.com) (154)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Asinine You're safe and sound, America: Drug crime sends first-time offender grandmother to prison for life  (chron.com) (114)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Deadspin) Amusing It's safe to say former Texas Tech coach Mike Leach keeps up with Internet memes, considering he autographed a copy of his memoir with "CJK5H"  (deadspin.com) (35)


Mon May 07, 2012
(CNBC) Spiffy Stock trading continues its decline as people realize casinos are substantially safer investments  (cnbc.com) (29)


Sat May 05, 2012
(TMZ) Sick Octomom said to be a "natural" on her first day of shooting a porn video. Pictures probably SFW, but definitely not Safe for Lunch  (tmz.com) (101)


Thu May 03, 2012
(The Newspaper) Stupid City claims sniper rifles are a traffic safety device. Note to self: don't speed through League City, Texas  (thenewspaper.com) (24)


Wed May 02, 2012
(FilmDrunk) Strange Lou Ferrigno still thinks he's the actual Hulk. Better not make him angry, just to be on the safe side  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (54)


Tue May 01, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Three grandmas talk about the Kardashians and watch Kim and Ray-J's sex tape. Choice quotes include "why is it so purple?" and "it looks like a snake" (with not safe for work language)  (youtube.com) (49)
(BBC) Amusing 40 years ago, Turd Ferguson freed the Bandit and became a cultural icon (Not safe for work)  (bbc.co.uk) (16)


Mon April 30, 2012
(WWTDD) Spiffy The May issue of GQ in Mexico has see-through pics of Sofia Vergara, but I just read it for the articles (Not safe for work)  (wwtdd.com) (134)


Sat April 28, 2012
(The New York Times) Stupid Our savior Bloomberg continues to make New York City a safer place to live, with a long-overdue crackdown on the festering menace of bed-and-breakfasts and their dastardly certificate-of-occupancy errors  (nytimes.com) (16)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Stephanie Seymour discovers the science behind camera flashes and sheer black material (Not safe for work)  (dailymail.co.uk) (125)
(With Leather) Cool And now, some (possibly Not safe for work) pics from last night's Air Sex Championships   (withleather.uproxx.com) (45)
(Washington Post) Interesting US and Russia agree on the cyberspace equivalent of a safe word  (washingtonpost.com) (13)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing All porno movies produced in Simi Valley must now be reviewed by city's police department to ensure proper condom use. Breathless, sweaty detectives promise to put in as many hours as it takes to service protection  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (136)
(STLToday) Unlikely Cubs player misses home plate, called safe, scores first Cubs run. Another Cubs player doesn't touch second base, called safe, scores winning run in tenth inning. Is karma finally make it up to the Cubs?  (stltoday.com) (58)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Yahoo) Ironic Man shoots self, wife at gun safety class  (news.yahoo.com) (167)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Telegraph) Video Dean Potter walks a 130-foot slackline 6,000 feet above windy Chinese gorge--without safety net, harness, or BASE rig--and it's all captured on testicle-shrivelling video. Suck it, Super Bowl slackline dancer  (telegraph.co.uk) (27)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Radar Magazine) Sad Lopsided celebrity boobs. Reasonably safe for work. Not safe for OCD sufferers, slideshow haters  (radaronline.com) (112)
(ESPN) Sad Former Atlanta Falcons safety Ray Easterling dead from self-inflicted gunshot wound; was among first ex-players to sue NFL  (espn.go.com) (33)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Chicken industries will now be doing their own inspections of chickens before they leave the factory. I'm okay with this because big business has never cut safety measures or regulations in the name of profits  (news.yahoo.com) (98)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Starpulse) Spiffy Maria Menounos and Leslie Bibb go nude for Allure magazine-- before you click: images somewhat Not safe for work, and Leslie Bibb may have the finest backside you will ever see  (starpulse.com) (263)


Mon April 16, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Zef Side (Not safe for work language, if you can understand it)  (youtube.com) (46)
(News.com.au) Obvious Research finds a strong correlation between body art (piercings and/or tattoos) and unsafe sex, fighting, heavy drinking, and participating in completely obvious studies  (news.com.au) (135)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Gawker) Strange Ever wanted to see a picture of a young Bill O'Reilly with a topless chick? Too bad, cause here it is (Safe for work)  (gawker.com) (104)


Fri April 13, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida The Presidential motorcade is a highly trained and organized unit designed to keep the Commander In Chief safe....unless there are speed bumps. They're highly susceptible to speed bumps  (mysuncoast.com) (51)
(KTLA) Obvious Graphic "Safe Sex for Seniors" campaign raises eyebrows, demands for eye bleach  (ktla.com) (72)
(Starpulse) Interesting Catholics outraged at Kate Upton for being Kate Upton (Not safe for work pic)  (starpulse.com) (188)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Boing Boing) Spiffy Boing Boing thanks FARK for the very safe story of wildlife crossing a highway  (boingboing.net) (2)
(Crystal Ball) PSA Larry Sabato releases his first slate of possible VP contenders. Will Romney choose an exciting, unvetted choice or the solid, safe choice which would make the ticket a white bread sandwich?  (centerforpolitics.org) (165)


Wed April 11, 2012
(New York Daily News) Followup After 11 days and 1.8 million views, college baseball player who delivered cheap blindside hit cowardly leaves college "for safety reasons"  (nydailynews.com) (102)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Florida nukular power plant cited for safety violations. Plant officials plan to put toilet water on it  (sun-sentinel.com) (54)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Smart Meters are safe, reliable, hackable, accurate. Wait, what?  (krebsonsecurity.com) (128)
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine Can this video help bring to justice a bunch of thugs who beat, punched, kicked, robbed, stripped, and tea-bagged a St. Patrick's day reveler in Baltimore? (not safe for work)  (thesmokinggun.com) (587)
(Some Guy) Obvious Having ended unemployment, now that it is 11%, School systems that are bankrupt, murders, gangs, and corruption. RI decides to attack the Clear and Present Danger. Fido on your lap in the car. Things stay safe for Caturday  (www2.turnto10.com) (65)


Sun April 08, 2012
(PennLive) Followup Farker's daughter found after missing for 4 days. She's safe and back home after several days of partying. Subby thanks those who kept a look out for her and shared her info  (pennlive.com) (579)
(TBO) Florida Department of Highway Safety says elderly drivers are safer  (www2.tbo.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Cool Ten gorgeous vixens pose for foxy photo spread in the great outdoors (probably safe for work)  (blog.nwf.org) (56)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Feds investigate possible 'Hate Crime' killings in Oklahoma. All five victims are black, and black community leaders met in an effort to calm unrest and promote safety  (foxnews.com) (210)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail You're a major drug dealer. Do you keep your ill-gotten cash stashed: A) in a hidden safe in the basement? B) at a safe house in another city? or, C) buried at the cemetery?  (bangordailynews.com) (56)
(YouTube) Followup Pre-game locker room audio from Saints v 49ers. Before final game, Gregg Williams urged Saints to injure 49ers. This is more than just a pep talk folks. (Not safe for work Language)  (youtube.com) (512)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Guardian) Spiffy Art's great nudes aren't fat anymore. Not Safe For Work if your office has a problem with famous paintings of nude fatties (turned hotties), or nudes in side ads in other articles about nudes and art. Nudes  (guardian.co.uk) (159)
(610 WIOD) Obvious Old: Big Oil. Busted: Big Coal. New Environmental Polluter : Big Chicken  (610wiod.com) (59)
(Deadspin) Video High school baseball brawl caught on camera by giggly teenage girls. Bonus: Serious irate on-the-field parent action. (language Not safe for work)  (deadspin.com) (47)
(Gamma Squad) Cool Star Wars condoms. Do or do not, there is no try  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (78)


Tue April 03, 2012
(New York Daily News) Unlikely GOP leaders rush to defend the "smear campaign" against pink slime because the stuff is completely safe and healthy, certainly not because of that $800K in donations they received from Beef Products, Inc  (nydailynews.com) (265)
(Deadspin) Amusing WKYT reporter learns that a live interview with a Kentucky college student after an NCAA championship definitely needs a 5 second delay (language Not safe for work)  (deadspin.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Amusing Best sign at a sporting event EVER (not safe for work)  (intobolivian.com) (59)
(WTHR) Stupid You're the director of a local YMCA and want to perform a safety drill. Do you a) sound the fire alarm and exit calmly, b) call a meeting, c) run wildly through the building posing as an armed, masked intruder?  (wthr.com) (43)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Not news: Cop turns on emergency lights and siren. Fark: Drivers notice and pull over to the side of the road to let the police car pass safely by  (policeone.com) (140)
(Huffington Post) Sick The most terrifying video you will see all day: the evolution of Lindsay Lohan's face over the years. Safe for work, but not your soul  (huffingtonpost.com) (91)


Fri March 30, 2012
(io9) Amusing Insane sci-fi and fantasy cosplay photos from the 1970s. Oh yes, you most definitely would (Not safe for work)  (io9.com) (107)
(Some Spoiled Rotten Guy) Dumbass This is why children on airplanes should either be safely secured in a pet carrier, or the overhead luggage compartment  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (155)
(wtnh.com) Scary Leaked memo shows CT State Troopers plan 'ticket blitz' to outdo neighboring trooper barracks. "350 tickets would be stellar" ... Yup, those tickets are for safety alright  (wtnh.com) (205)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary "With them having to bend down to retrieve the balls from the holes, it made for some interesting sights. (w/ terrifying slightly Not safe for work pic)  (ca.sports.yahoo.com) (19)
(The Sun) Spiffy Girls strip(you've already clicked) for morning stroll in London. (Safe for Work)  (thesun.co.uk) (178)
(YouTube) Silly First trailer for "Safety is Not Guaranteed." This is not a joke, or a Campbell's Soup commercial  (youtube.com) (37)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Not news: Woman gets revenge on school bullies. Fark: By becoming a smoking hot Victoria's Secret model (probably not safe for work)  (dailymail.co.uk) (124)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Sci_Tech Today) Interesting Peking Man fossils that were lost during WWII, while in transit to US for safekeeping, may be buried beneath parking lot in Qinhuangdao China  (sci-tech-today.com) (24)
(Daily Mail) Followup 'Octomom' poses topless three years after eight-baby pregnancy and OH GOD, MY EYES (Not safe for work pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (151)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Huffington Post) Amusing Herman Cain ratchets up the crazy to 11 in releasing a hilarious new anti-stimulus ad. (Not safe for bunnies)  (huffingtonpost.com) (151)
(CNN) Followup Today begins the day in which the Supreme Court shall hear arguments to decide if giving up a little freedom for a bit of safety is constitutional  (cnn.com) (308)
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool The coolest hyper-real paintings which look just like photos that you'll see all day. Caution two may be not safe for work  (mirror.co.uk) (73)


Thu March 22, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass High school drug counselor accused of giving students a safe space to have sex with each other. And then videotaping them  (cnn.com) (35)
(Big 1059) Followup Safeway will no longer sell "pink slime" beef products. Gray holographic shimmering pork still available  (big1059.com) (90)


Wed March 21, 2012
(HelenaIR.com) Scary Because guns don't kill people, defective Remington safeties do. For decades  (helenair.com) (142)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Slate) Florida In Fark's favorite state, it's perfectly legal to kill anyone anywhere and claim self-defense  (slate.com) (646)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Hero Balloon pilot tells skydivers "You need to get out now." They do, and then it gets all dusty  (ajc.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Florida Florida Marlins put live fish in fish tanks at the backstops. We know it is safe since the team had 1B Gaby Sanchez bank 84MPH fastballs off them with no breakage, and no pitcher (or batted foul ball) ever exceeds 84PMH  (offthebench.nbcsports.com) (40)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Gizmodo) PSA How to take flawless naked pics of somebody else's body, considering this is Fark. (Probably not the safest thing for work)  (gizmodo.com) (61)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Seattle Times) Sad Is it safe?  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (118)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool Incredible pencil drawings that look like photographs (Not safe for work)  (dailymail.co.uk) (71)


Wed March 14, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting You know a war isn't going well when the top brass are worried the SecDef might get fragged  (nytimes.com) (76)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Bloomberg) Asinine Stop me if you've heard this one before: Bi-partisan bill promising economic growth aims to roll back depression-era regulatory safeguards and disclosure requirements  (bloomberg.com) (53)
(Uproxx) Cool One Farker's mashup of The Walking Dead and Office Space "has been deemed the preferred choice of the internet," according to Uproxx (not-safe-for-work)  (uproxx.com) (5)
(Scientific American) Obvious Boobies (Safe for Work)  (scientificamerican.com) (62)


Mon March 12, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing In last night's The Walking Dead there was an Office Space tribute. Here it is (Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (205)


Sun March 11, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Asinine In Iowa, a barber has to take 2100 hours of school to legally cut somebody's hair. But a professional piercer can pierce anyone anywhere, and there's no regulation whatsoever  (desmoinesregister.com) (170)


Sat March 10, 2012
(YouTube) Sick **WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT** A hunting dog is gored by two wild boars while the owner looks on in horror. (Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (194)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing DefendRush.org, a fan site dedicated to defend Rush Limbaugh's views on Sandra Fluke and other opinions, has just popped up. Well... that's what the link said on facebook anyway (Not safe for work)  (defendrush.org) (146)
(Yahoo) Amusing "Santorum Girls" video going viral. Sadly, this story is completely safe for work  (news.yahoo.com) (163)
(The Sun) Asinine Next Top Model winner dropped by agency for being a fattie (w/ Not safe for work fattie pics)  (thesun.co.uk) (155)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Safety committee suggests neighbors meet gang members and drug dealers. Go talk to Lord Humungus, he seems reasonable  (kirotv.com) (51)


Wed March 07, 2012
(9 News Now) Asinine Coconut spotted in Maryland courthouse. Shut. Down. Everything  (wusa9.com) (46)


Tue March 06, 2012
(News.com.au) Scary Continuing the recent theme that everything in Australia will try to kill you: Normally safe aquarium shark bites woman in face  (news.com.au) (31)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass "Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha," especially at night at 80 mph, prophetic teen learns  (dailymail.co.uk) (186)


Mon March 05, 2012
(SFGate) PSA When listing your home for sale, don't forget to at least cover the body shaped blood stain on the floor (one Not safe for work pic)  (blog.sfgate.com) (47)
(C|Net) Fail Remember last April when Sony was hacked and they were taking steps to make themselves "safer and more secure than ever before" ? Well ... about that  (news.cnet.com) (15)


Sun March 04, 2012
(LiveLeak) Sad Who could have guessed that the Republic of Congo might have some issues with safe ammunition storage; 200 reported dead. With colossal shockwave video  (liveleak.com) (34)


Sat March 03, 2012
(TechEBlog) Cool Ten cool (yet safe) weapons geeks can make at home  (techeblog.com) (51)
(YouTube) Scary Rain wrapped tornado crosses I-65 near Henryville Indiana. Has very Not safe for work language, but priceless dialogue from truckers on the CB  (youtube.com) (44)


Fri March 02, 2012
(YouTube) Weird Presenting the love children of ZZ Top, The Beards. Bonus: includes sex and nudity (Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (42)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Some &#$% Scientist) Dumbass Girl rants on video about how stupid Leap Year is, makes Santorum change his stance on birth control. (Not safe for work language)  (dumbassdaily.com) (99)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Some iGeek) Amusing Realistic version of Apple's Siri rock god commercial (Not safe for work)  (9to5mac.com) (23)


Mon February 27, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Professional bowler Pete Weber is about to become a lot more famous than he could have ever imagined. With, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM" viral goodness. (Not Safe for Work Language)  (youtube.com) (111)
(Adelaide Now) Hero Cameraman filming rain-swollen river spots seven-year-old boy clinging to reeds and does the unthinkable--he gives up exclusive video to put his camera down and save the boy  (adelaidenow.com.au) (51)
(YouTube) Followup All the movies from the 84th Academy Awards "Best Picture" category edited into one giant swear/profanity/curse reel (language Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (4)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida If you're going to open up a community safe haven for children to go to after school where they can play games, make arts and crafts, and get homework help, can you name it something a little less creepy than 'Clown Town?'  (palmbeachpost.com) (51)


Fri February 24, 2012
(BBC) Scary Russian airliner lands safely after Vladimir Putin changes flat tire from the bed of a speeding Nissan pickup truck  (bbc.co.uk) (40)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Women ban husbands from cafe after barista starts wearing revealing outfits. w/ adequate supply of pics (Not safe for work)  (dailymail.co.uk) (320)
(Gizmodo) Amusing If you've ever wanted to find out exactly how disappointing you are in bed, this is your lucky day. (Not safe for work)  (gizmodo.com) (41)


Wed February 22, 2012
(io9) Interesting How did gigantic dinosaurs like Brachiosaurus get it on? (w/ tastefully-censored, safe for work illustrations)  (io9.com) (43)
(YouTube) Amusing ...proving that the BBC is without a doubt the last bastion of truth & journalistic integrity (Not safe for work language)  (youtube.com) (27)


Mon February 20, 2012
(Playboy) Spiffy A bunny icon to the left of my Business tab? It's more likely than you think, when Paul Krugman does the Playboy Interview. No out-and-out nudity here, but site is probably Not Safe For Work  (playboy.com) (20)
(Deadspin) Video And now for your BBC 1 weather, where the forecast is bucketloads of (Not safe for work)  (deadspin.com) (13)


Sun February 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary That text to your BFF Jill? We're saving it for a year just in case the government wants to give it a read. You know...for your own safety  (dailymail.co.uk) (99)


Fri February 17, 2012
(YouTube) Video The 100 greatest wigs of Nicolas Cage (Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (29)
(News.com.au) Spiffy Samba drum competition at Sao Paulo Carnival to be determined by blind judges -- which is a shame considering the drum queen costumes. (w/ not safe for work pic)  (news.com.au) (36)


Thu February 16, 2012
(CNBC) Spiffy UBS ejects traders. It is now safe to remove your traders from your computer  (cnbc.com) (8)
(Marketwatch) Scary Petrobras starts leaking, leading to questions about the safety of petrobreast enhancement  (marketwatch.com) (4)


Wed February 15, 2012
(WMCTV) Dumbass And the winner of the stupidest idiot in the world award goes to  (wmctv.com) (166)


Tue February 14, 2012
(My Fox DC) Cool How to make a million off of your restaurant in the first year. Step 1: buy an old bank. Step 2: find hundreds of safety deposit boxes worth $1.7 million in the basement. Step 3: cook some burgers or something  (myfoxdc.com) (64)
(MSNBC) Scary Coke and Pepsi may be arming for another cola war. I remember the first cola war, son. I saw things you wouldn't believe. Delivery trucks on fire off the shoulder the road. Crystal soda glittering in the Safeway dark. Time to die  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (171)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Cool More than $500,000 rare jewels stolen in a jewelry store heist. It involved burrowing through a wall, disabling alarms, and breaking into a safe. Sort of like Ocean's Eleven but without Julia Roberts  (chicagotribune.com) (34)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary 38KKK air bags keep woman safe in car crash  (dailymail.co.uk) (211)
(Huffington Post) Video What happens in your body when you eat Ramen Noodles and Gatorade, w/video. (Warning: Not safe for lunch)  (huffingtonpost.com) (45)
(STLToday) Ironic St. Louis man fatally shot trying to get people to sign a petition to make Missouri safer  (stltoday.com) (76)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Fark) Survey Speaking of movies, which new movie do you think you'll see this weekend: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, Safe House, The Vow, or Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace 3D  (fark.com) (173)


Thu February 02, 2012
(YouTube) Video IPhone commercial which is off the hook, but will never air (langauge Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (28)
(The Atlantic) Amusing The unofficial video for Bill Maher's "Irritable Bowl Syndrome" (language not safe for work)  (theatlantic.com) (48)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail We must go back in time to 1983 and prevent George Lucas from making any changes to Star Wars. You must bring your own weapon. Safety not guaranteed. (spoilers)  (nerdbastards.com) (83)

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