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179 headlines found matching 'safe'
Sat May 28, 2016
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(never yet melted.com)
 
 
 
In 1892 the first topless duel between female combatants was fought in Verduz, Lichtenstein and you've already clicked the link, haven't you? (probably Not safe for work)
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Lost in all the hand-wringing and head-shaking over the Pentagon using ancient computer technology to run America's nuclear arsenal is the fact it's actually a lot safer than more modern methods
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Experts from the No Duh Institute of Obviousness say just to be safe this summer, you probably shouldn't let your dog swim in a lake that's covered in clouds of floating green slime
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It doesn't get any more awkward than this (not safe for work language)
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good Housekeeping magazine asks readers to rate sex toys. (With not safe for work pictures)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Think it's safe to text at a red light because you don't see any police? Smile - the RCMP can see you texting a mile away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
José Canseco's career may be tainted, but at least his foul balls helped create this. (Possibly Not Safe For Work)
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you realize that those people are not dressed as hot dogs. (Not safe for work)
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you plan on celebrating Memorial Day in the desert wilderness of Pinal County, Arizona, the sheriff there wants you to have fun, be safe, and watch out for Mexican cartel assassins
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(Rare.us)
 
Video
 
Hey, let's sneak a Honk If Your Horny sign on Dad's car and film his reactions as he drives through town. You better believe there's Not safe for work language
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Brazilian performer 'MC Bin Laden' to play a music festival in NYC. This should go over well (possibly Not safe for work pic of the most man-boobed out promotional picture you'll ever see)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not even Canadian music legends are safe from 2016
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Remember how the legalization movement in Colorado predicted that once pot became legal, people would turn to it as a safer alternative to booze and opioids? About that
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five dead in crash of skydiving plane In Hawaii. If only there was some way they could have reached ground safely
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(Fark)
 
 
 
BBC discovers the dingle peninsula, Morley Safer finds peace in retirement, and Farkers are exposed to Maybellween, a new lipsdick: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines Of The Week for 5/15 to 5/21
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Neighbors 2: a safe space for feminism, plus mouth-to-mouth puking
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All-female cast performs naked version of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" in Central Park. O brave nude world (probably not safe for work)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybellween (link not safe for work)
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Thu May 19, 2016
(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Morley Safer's first week of retirement gets off to a bad start
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
People please take it easy on the Republican wingnuts that are fleeing to "redoubt" states, they're just scared and looking for a safe place to shelter themselves from the future
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Tue May 17, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine study has found that, not only are GMOs safe, they appear to be good for both people and the environment. So we can just put this subject to bed, right guys? Right?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Trump will be greeted at the RNC convention by 100 naked women. This is apparently a protest against him and not something he specifically requested (Not safe for work)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama awards 13 Public Safety Medals of Valor to some seriously brave officers
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Virginian conservative running for the U.S. Senate inadvertently exposes himself as an amateur porn enthusiast with safe for work screenshot of his personal computer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mexico last week: "We are a safe country...nothing to worry about." Mexico this week: "Acapulco is a war zone"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leaving the safe confines of suburbia, I ventured downtown and encountered a swath of homelessness on every corner and under every awning. Give me suburbia and its dull, homogenized safety. Urban life isn't for me, if it means constant harassment
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will the Abigail make it to the alleged safety of Mexico? Will Luis prove a valuable addition to the crew? Will Junkie Depp prove his worth? Will Sea Coral be angsty? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat May 14, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Magnitude 3.0 quake strikes near Gilroy, California, but don't worry, the garlic is safe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Libya's Central Bank hires safecrackers to break into own safe. At least that's what we're telling them. (Bonus: It actually is a bank robbery)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's the thought process here? "Hmm. This package is labeled FRAGILE and about the size of an LP record. I better fold it in half and squeeze it through the mail slot just to be safe"
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten revealing facts about the porn habits of women [may be not safe for work]
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New game show will be sort of like The Voice or American Idol--but for amateur porn performers. Hey, not everybody has a good singing voice (Not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Ass" - the odds-on favorite to win best picture (not safe for work)
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Thu May 12, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering what happened to the Fort McMurray beer-loving pig, fear not he has been found safe and sound
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chipotle hires one of its most vocal critics to help them improve food safety
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Tue May 10, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Flame-eating topless clown sues the NYPD for wrecking her circus career ....because reasons (Not safe for work)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
VR company THE VOID is bringing their expertise to The Ghostbusters movie, so you can fight ghosts right next the Ghostbusters themselves. Or, yell at them for making a terrible movie in the safest way possible
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
'Sky Sharks' movie trailer - Zombie Nazis riding flying sharks. Totally normal (Some Not safe for work content)
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Sun May 08, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Naked boomers struggle to attract younger generation of nudists" to the private Van Tan Club. You don't say. Of course there are pics, which are (thankfully) safe for work
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Sat May 07, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Photographer's suggestive shoot of fireman playing "whimsical woodsman" in different poses becomes international sensation (pictures safe for work, but not your sanity)
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year, when WWE "future endeavors" its roster. Zen Colter, Alex Riley, Hornswoggle all cut. Shushy safe for now
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(Man's Life)
 
 
 
Who Wants Cimichangas? The 'Deadpool' Gag Reel is Out and it's Not safe for work Amazing
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Thu May 05, 2016
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Produce in Ann Arbor now only slightly safer than water in Flint
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. Metro to be replaced by donkey carts and rickshaws in latest attempt to improve safety and on-time performance
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Wed May 04, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Only eight seconds of video, but worth it (Not safe for work language)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A proposed erotic theme park featuring genitalia-shaped bumper cars has aroused debate in Brazil (Not safe for work)
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pets are great, but they can ruin stuff. Especially when they wander into frame when you're trying to make a sex tape (Warning: Not safe for work)
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Leicester secure the title? Can West Ham pull ahead of Man Utd in the Europa League qualifier race? Will Palace find safety and leave the relegation race to Norwich, Sunderland, and Newcastle? This is the EPL weekend thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Local councils in Britain found to be collecting £20 million a year from the littering tickets they hand out at the rate of nine per hour because public safety
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
China manages to outweird Japan with wolf and eagle underwear for men. We'll call this one Not safe for work because the wolf and eagle images are in 3-D
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are unsafe nuclear plants, then there are plants so unsafe the country issues iodine pills to all citizens
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At least one Baywatch actress has aged very well. No, not that one. Or that one. Or the other one (Not safe for work)
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Inventor with no sense of safety builds functional hoverbike
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US sends ancient Buddhist sculpture to Pakistan where it'll be much safer
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Huge mushroom cloud seen over Area 51. Stay safe, alien Farkers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Playboy model, arrested for parental abduction, complains about life in prison, "I wish there would be at least one full-length mirror in here. I haven't looked at myself for months. It's cruel" (possibly not safe for work)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently you can't make a call from your 200 ton locomotive in the middle of a tornado (3:41). Finally a tornado video where you stay for the commentary (Not safe for work language)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Traffic warden celebrates career high with most expensive car ever ticketed (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Tue April 26, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Kate... What the fark? (Not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dodo was not made extinct because of hungry sailors but because ships of the time were rodent infested. Then science nearly lost all its Dodo specimens because everyone knew God would not let anything become extinct so no need to keep remains safe
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Mon April 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Go home, you're drunk (Not safe for work audio)
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
Instagram removes Colombian model's bikini pics for... you've clicked on this already haven't you? (not safe for work)
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Sat April 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tiger keeper violated zoo safety rules before fatal mauling, including the important "don't get mauled by a tiger" rule
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
There's no way this cleverly safe for work breast exam video isn't someone's very specific fetish
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The secretive Friends of Abe, a safe space for conservatives in Hollywood, is shutting down, presumably because their executive director is Boreing
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Thu April 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
NOPE nope nope nope nope, nope, screw this, I'm done cutting wood (Warning: graphic, and also Not safe for work language)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're an artist and the Governor's Office of Highway Safety gives you a grant to make comic books for school children about bike safety, the obvious thing to do is make graphic comic books with gruesome, twisted stories
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Clarifai)
 
 
 
How Skynet would look for Sarah Connor if it was a Farker (Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man, Chelsea Handler sure does like to get naked (probably not safe for work)
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at every game Twitch has banned. Yeah, that's going to be Not safe for work
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here's how to recreate the Japanese fire balloon attacks on California, using only fire balloons and California, if that's handy (comes with shopping list and usual safety warnings that you'll just skip over anyway)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
We need to go ahead and make Earth invisible to aliens, just to be on the safe side
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Watching the uncensored version of Robocop next to the overdubbed made for TV version is like taking a strange trip back in time. (Not safe for work language in video)
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of billions of miles would be needed to adequately test the safety of driverless cars. Or they could start by seeing if one of them is able to navigate the 405 during rush hour
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Wed April 13, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The new Dandy Warhols video stars Joe Dallesandro, a topless woman wearing a cat mask, and a life-sized bunny who gives shoulder-rubs. Its style is reminiscent of -- Oh, you've already clicked. Never mind. (mildly Not safe for work)
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Tue April 12, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores the question of whether carrying a pistol makes you safer. Short answer: No. Long answer: Pew pew pew pew pew pew. No
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Mon April 11, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christian publisher tells women that dildos are a "direct path to Satan," and an integral part of demon summoning rituals for thousands of years. I mean just look what happened to Ammon Bundy and his crew after they even just TOUCHED one (Not safe for work images in article)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you live in the safest areas, eat the healthiest food, and have access to the best health care, that you will live longer than mere peasants
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember how the first Shuttle flight in 1981 had a few tiles fall off on its tail? How did they know the tiles on the belly were intact and it was safe to land? Let's look through the keyhole and find out
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Because the Eurovision song contest couldn't get any more weird, lets make it more weird by singing on stage naked... naked with wolves. (w/video, possibly Not safe for work)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dear Jesus. Please help us to turn left, keep us safe, and elect a Republican president in November. Love, NASCAR
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
School children launched a stuffed animal into space. It's basically become Sandra Bullock in 'Gravity' (Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iSafe Drive 64GB. Thumb drive for backing up your iPhone and expanding your iPhone storage. I need this yesterday. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
If you were born last night. Welcome to the big blue marble called erf, oh and power lines are not safe
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Watch gay men experience straight sex for the first time wearing virtual reality goggles: "She seems nice. She probably likes salads" (Not safe for work)
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Thu April 07, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Hold me Foster's mate and watch me hand-feed this giant goanna lizard (not safe for work audio)
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Wed April 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coal King Don Blankenship given a year in jail and a $250,000 fine violating mine safety rules causing an explosion that killed 29 and if that sentence seems light, remember, he IS "fabulously wealthy" and that's like 20 years in rich people time
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(Attn)
 
 
 
Leave it to Japan to make full-body masturbation sex suits weird (Not safe for work, sanity)
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yo road hog dawg, I heard you like to be shamed when your bizarre driving has all been caught on camera (Some Not safe for work images below article)
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(Web Urbanist)
 
 
 
Japan's take on the humble orange safety cone is about what you'd expect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Muslim family removed from plane for "safety reasons," as having more than one Muslim on a passenger airliner is inherently dangerous
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a continuing series of things you can crush with a hydraulic press ... a bowling ball and pin. (with surprise bonus crush at 2:45) (also, some slightly Not safe for work audio commentary)
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Shake your head in disagreement or raise your hand to make a point? We must now vote on your removal comrade for violation of safe space policy 6c, inappropriate movements during a debate
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Can you tell the difference between a non-load bearing decorative balustrade rail and a safety barrier meant to keep you from falling 30 feet into the river?
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What could possibly be more stupid than getting a tattoo of your best mate's penis on your leg while drunk? How about the piece you decide to have inked over it, in order to cover it up. (Mildly not safe for work)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officials say Nerf gun wars become less safe when participants add drive-bys and nudity rules
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Let off some steam, Farkers, and finish the week off right with this list of the 100 greatest one liners in movie history (not safe for work audio)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's what sexy looked like a century ago. Damn, dat ankle (Not Safe For Work due to "uncivilized" boobs)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mothers mostly hire magicians or clowns for an 8-year old's birthday party. Mostly (possibly Not safe for work)
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Thu March 31, 2016
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Chipotle decides the best way to combat all those food safety illnesses is to create more ground-meat products
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian doubles down on the backlash to her nekkid selfies and poses topless with Emily Ratajkowski in a selfie. Paging Bette Midler for more one-liners (and you bet it's not safe for work)
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Wed March 30, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Now here's a headline to spin around in your head a bit before clicking on the link and killing whatever Schrödinger's cat you've got going: "Black wattle threatens flight safety in China"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man arrested for protesting at a government hearing into Arizona's voting problems is also charged with assault because the officer patting him down for weapons pricked his finger on an open safety pin hanging from his shorts
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl dyes her hair blue to help get into character as an eel in a school production of 'The Little Mermaid.' Since this is Fark, it's a pretty safe bet that school administrators had an issue with it
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Add 'giant clubhouse' to the list of buildings Giancarlo Stanton has hit a home run over. Is no structure safe?
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Tunnel Vision, an examination of the future television habits of America was "the funniest film of 1985″ when it came out in 1976. (Not safe for work)
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Mon March 21, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Watch Rory McIlroy sink his long putts in the 18th hole (safe for work)
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Sun March 20, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Bird trolls rollercoaster riders attempting to fly like birds while they're upside down by landing on the safety sensor
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when three Irish guys sign up for a back, sack and crack wax (Not safe for work)
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"How safe do self-driving cars have to be before they become roadworthy?"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee interviews a group of college-educated Trump supporters and discovers that yes, indeed, you can live your life as one giant bag of cognitive dissonance (Not safe for work for language)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
87% of NYPD officers feel the city is less safe than two years ago. If only they were members of some kind of organization that had the power to possibly do something about it
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Wed March 16, 2016
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Pro parenting tip: Even if your state has a "safe haven" law, you can be pretty sure it doesn't apply to 8-year-olds. Not even if they're "rude and ungovernable"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What do the following three terms all have in common? Bell Shape, East West, Side Set (Not safe for work)
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"So long, and thanks for all the hand jobs" (Warning: Not safe for work)
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen posts first half of that Not safe for work clip he couldn't show on Jimmy Kimmell in doomed attempt to drum up interest in his dumpster fire of a new movie
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cruz takes Wyoming, Rubio and Kasich split DC. Politics Tab eager to give election junkies one more hit of info to get you safely to Tuesday's big primaries
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Macklemore has no idea what you are talking about, but he has a painting of Justin Bieber with a pancake on his penis (not safe for work, sanity)
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Only one country would ever seriously ask whether you're a terrorist. Only one country would seriously believe the answer. Stay safe, 'Muricans
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
One of those responsible gun owners that make TX the paradise of safety and civility it has become since "open carry " was passed, used "2nd Amendment braille" to leave a message at the office of a Dem. State Senator
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
That sucks (Not safe for work)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The results are in on Missouri's "natural experiment" testing whether more guns lead to more safety and less crime, and they don't: "According to research, gun deaths soared when it became easier for people to buy and carry firearms"
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Southern Minn)
 
 
 
She flew fighters and bombers to make sure they were safe for the men of the Army Air Corps to fly. RIP Betty Strohfus, WASP, WWII veteran
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(Paper Magazine)
 
 
 
Take this Presidential Pole Poll to vote for which candidate has the biggest Executive Branch (Not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BBC Morning News apologizes after showing woman naked from waist down on breakfast news (not safe for work or breakfast)
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How to safely view the 2016 solar eclipse with the colander you usually wear as a hat anyway
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My alarm clock that syncs to the atomic clock is 7 minutes fast, and now says it's 2025. Is it safe to assume I overslept by 9 years and 7 minutes?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Why you old hound dog of a professor, you've been a porn star all these years? (Somewhat not safe for work)
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Fri March 04, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The final and definitive proof that you should grow a beard right now (Not safe for work)
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Thu March 03, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
We can play if we want to, we can stick it up our nose, cause your mom won't watch and if she don't watch, well she's no mom of yours - ss-aa-ff-ee-tt-yy safety pin, it's the safety pin
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Outlander' author has her 'get a life' moment, penning open letter to fans offended by Entertainment Weekly cover photo: 'If you honestly think this is soft porn, then y'all should maybe get out more' (Not safe for work)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Go deep inside a sex doll... factory (not safe for work)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK tries to make a joke out of banging my balls. Joke is on you, FARK - my balls are safely tucked into the chair slats, beyond your reach. (Please help me)
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
You want to see Iggy Pop naked? (Not safe for work)
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Sat February 27, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman files workplace safety complaint over farting co-worker, gets new office: "He also washed his feet with vinegar and made these bizarre noises, such as strange yawns"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You can now rent a motel room and go all Keith Moon on it: "Guests are given safety gear and a weapon of their choice. Then they spend the allotted time smashing everything in the room to pieces"
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good: Man teaches 9-year-old daughter how to handle guns safely. Bad: Accidentally shoots her in the process
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Co-workers say something was "off" about the Kansas shooter, other than the safety that is
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
You know how it is: First you have an ingrown hair in your leg and then before you know it, you're in hospital having a six-hour operation (Warning: GRAPHIC) Not safe for work/lunch
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bad day birdie? Cocked up cursing? This Cockatoo, who could be our new Fark Mascot, has had enough of your shiat (language is Not Safe For Work)
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(Vice)
 
Weeners
 
Hard to say which is worse, accidentally exposing your genitals to the crowd while dancing, or the whole world knowing you were dancing to Drake (Extremely Not Safe For Work--it's the full twig and berries, y'all)
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
If you pay close attention you'll see an EPIC tennis performance. Subby keeps getting... yeah... uhhh... something (sorta not safe for work)
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Sun February 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Best running commentary of a crazy kickboxing match that you'll see today. (Not safe for work language)
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Disaster Maldonado might be heading to Indycar. Stay safe, drivers
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How Dale Earnhardt's death at the Daytona 500 15 years ago this weekend intimidated NASCAR into a safety revolution. Tag is for the departed
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Thu February 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Trump attack the Pope more than Republican candidates? Will Bush talk about his brother keeping us safe? Will Kasich continue to pass himself off as a moderate? Find out tonight in your CNN Town Hall Round 2: Clown-Car Boogaloo thread
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Man dismayed to wake up and see his new 10-inch penis (Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just like your average woman, Lindsay Vonn works out in body paint and high heels...for Sports Illustrated Softcore Porn Edition (Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian reveals how she props up her breasts for red carpet events. Masking tape. Nothing but masking tape (Not safe for work)
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
No one's emails are safe, says CIA director who got hacked
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Driver flees on foot after being "thrown to safety" as his truck rolls over. This is why you should never wear a seat belt
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Please note: safe gun storage locations do not include 'under your girlfriend as she flops into bed'
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Mon February 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
WWE star John Cena will drive the pace car at the Daytona 500. Track officials worry that if he crashes paramedics and safety crews may still believe it's fake
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump blames George W. Bush for failing to keep America safe and listen to critical intelligence about the September 11th attacks. And he did so right to Jeb's face
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Sat February 13, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
F-16 pilot discovers his plane will only take 15 minutes worth of fuel while refueling over ISIS-held territory. KC-135 Stratotanker crew says no worries, we'll keep nursing you with gas until you get home safely
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Loving son tosses his mother an egg every day for a year just to keep her on her toes (not safe for work language)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That sound you just heard was 1400 American workers losing their jobs to Mexico (w/video - some Not safe for work language)
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Consumer Product Safety Commission issues warning against Burny Sanders
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Apparently, the water in Flint isn't just unsafe to drink, it's unsafe to put in a fire truck
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
David Fry now safely in custody. Can I get a Hallelujah?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... It's a Republican with a dildo (Totally not safe for work)
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Wed February 10, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Latest recall over potentially lethal exploding airbags hits Mercedes, as at this point it's probably safer to just jump in a giant meat grinder than get in a car ever again
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Graduate of the Homer Simpson school of firearm safety shows up at the hospital
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Steve Harvey loses it in the worst Family Feud answer of all time. Behold the unedited version not seen on TV (language not safe for work)
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(Classic FM)
 
Video
 
Naked ballet dancers ingeniously censored by flying drones. Cleverly impressive (still not safe for work)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Federal safety regulators rule that the navigation system of a self-driving car can be considered the car's driver. Still no word on if insurance companies will deny potential accident claims as acts of deus ex machina
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Tue February 09, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang moms ain't nothin' to fark with (Not safe for work images on page)
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Ads: Walk in tubs are a safe alternative to traditional bathtubs. Reality: Unless you can't drain it, or climb out, and end up dying after days in with pruny feet
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two drunken Irishmen trying to move couch down the road with hand-truck goes as well as you'd expect. (Not safe for work language, if you can understand them)
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Attorney for the Iowa Utility Board assures the members that despite a developer's arguments to the contrary, they actually ARE allowed to take safety and environmental impacts into consideration while reviewing a proposed hazardous waste pipeline
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giant marauding vagina attacks small Spanish town (Not safe for work pics)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down and make sure your monocle is safely in its case first, but it appears that the NFL tries to influence the results of the neuroscience studies it funds
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our nanny just told us she's HIV positive. Should we fire her just to be safe? That wouldn't be illegal, would it?"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Legal rape advocacy founder cancels worldwide meetups because he could not guarantee the safety of attendees
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Wed February 03, 2016
(eBay)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Naked teapot man. New hotness: Evening gown asscrack man (possibly not safe for work)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Huge population of endangered lions have been found in Ethiopia. Researchers promise stronger safeguards by isolating the area, using 24 hour surveillance, restricting Minnesota dentists' travel visas
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan is now undertaking a five-part plan to see if the drinking water in Flint is safe. Although when it comes to testing Flint's drinking water, it was probably a poor choice to use the term "undertaking"
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Tue February 02, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cocktails Bear Grylls would love. Mmm, salty (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget sleeping dogs, let sleeping elephants lie (Warning: Graphic images/some Not safe for work content)
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