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159 headlines found matching 'safe'
Tue March 28, 2017
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Pistol permitting isn't about safety, it's about cash
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone built a working Lego version of the Red Keep from the "Game of Thrones" opening. Another amazing example of what can be achieved from the safety of your mom's basement with no distractions by a social life
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Mon March 27, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
So how much does it cost to keep our bathrooms safe from something that never happens? For North Carolina, it comes to $3.76 Billion
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer has dropped out of the upcoming live action Barbie movie, which means it might be safe to see it now
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forget about Justice league, Guardians of the Galaxy and Star Wars, a movie about three billboards just shot to the top of my must see list. (Not safe for work Red Band Trailer)
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Word to the wise: If Australia's poisonous animals and man-eating sharks don't get you, the clueless drivers and pedestrians might. (Not safe for work audio)
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Tue March 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Women's orgasms are literally worth billions (Not safe for work images)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rule 36 strikes again: Family doctor's hip hop video urges safe sex for seniors
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
The Linux kernel had a root kit bug for 11 years. Linux isn't safe so we should use Windows 10
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Learn to loot, smash skulls, and scream the right way in this Protest Safety Simulator
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not News: Almost half of of those polled want illegal border crossers deported, and are concerned that asylum-seekers of African and Middle Eastern origin will make country less safe. News: Survey taken in Canada about illegal immigration from the US
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's math word problem: Your middle school teacher has 61 kilos of cocaine, 1 kilo of heroin, and a stash of weapons in her home. How many years will she serve? Please show your work (Not safe for work content in sidebar & below article)
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Sun March 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump fan sues Manhattan bar for not serving him because of his Trump hat. Yeah, right. I'm sure it had nothing to do with his "waiters can go fark themselves" shirt (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you were afraid CNN was going to start turning to gritty, hard hitting news and abandon sensationalist garbage, this article will put your fears to rest
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these seven amazing covers of Depeche Mode songs. Yes, Johnny Cash's "Personal Jesus" made the list (Caution: Rammstein video is Not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's perfectly safe at the moment. Unless that molten lava runs into the snow. Then we're....EVERYBODY RUN
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Wed March 15, 2017
(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
To prepare for the resurgence in coal jobs that Trump has promised, West Virginia Senate proposes eliminating nearly all mine safety regulations
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Tue March 14, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kilauea is erupting and you can take a tour along a safe trail to see the sights, or you can be a dumbass for an extra $100
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most violent cities in every state, so stay safe as you walk along their city streets
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Meet Al Jaffee, one of the last of Mad Magazine's 'Usual Gang of Idiots.' At 96, he's set a record for longevity -- and still draws the fold-in cover (Not safe for work image below article)
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Philly sports in a nutshell (Not safe for work language)
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Sun March 12, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rich ten year-old discusses her career and offers tips to others on how to become fabulously wealthy at age ten. First, become a huge reality star on a disgraceful reality tv show (Not safe for work content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Remember teenager Joey Lawrence from the '90s sitcom Blossom? Well, he's now 40 and has a completely different look. Whoa (some Not safe for work ads on sidebar)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
♫ I don't want a sickle / I just want to have the use of my pickle ♫ (possibly not safe for work image in sidebar)
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Sat March 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnny Smith apprehended; President Stillson safe
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Wed March 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Trailer for 'Filth City', (loosely) based on the life of Rob Ford, Toronto's favourite crack-smoking psychotic mayor. I don't remember Ford firing off an AR-15 for laughs, though. (Not safe for work language)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
These four jobs will keep you safe from robots. Fools, that's just what they want us to think
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Tue March 07, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Scottish version of Disney's "Lilo & Stitch" (w/not safe for work language)
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Hard to say what subtleties tipped Walmart off to counterfeit money in their safe. Could have been the slight blue hue, the texture and thickness of the bills... or maybe the FOR MOTION PICTURES ONLY printed on them
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Mon March 06, 2017
(105.9 The Brew)
 
Boobies
 
What is the perfect cup size? (possibly Not safe for work image in article)
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today ICE's crack goon squad made America safer by arresting a man who has lived in this country for more than 20 years, while he was taking his daughter to school, because he had a ten-year old DUI and a busted registration sticker 20 years ago
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Tripping the light ass-tastic (may be not safe for work)
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Charts of the latest stock market rally indicate that the bulls should be safe from being stabbed during the Ides of March
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Mon February 27, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Irate airline passenger goes full Samuel L. Jackson when passengers fail to exit craft on her schedule. Bonus points for dude in foreground doing everything short of eating his own hand to stifle laughter (Not safe for work language)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's hard to imagine the Raven's stout defense holding up without Matt Elam anchoring it from the safety position
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Every man, woman and child in the US will be paying more. To rebuild the military. $169.33 per person, as a matter of fact. Feel safer yet?
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Looks like Peter Parker has some competition (Not safe for work content in sidebar & below article)
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(Equestria Daily)
 
Video
 
So a walking meme was made President and now they are trying to get rid of him with witchcraft. I reject your realty and substitute it with the weekly My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic thread, where memes go to become 20% cooler (Not safe for work)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sure, it's massively unsafe and twice as expensive, but if we put these paid protesters into the normal prison system, they'd have civil rights and we just can't have that sort of thing
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
China is now safe from the Hulk
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can now troll President Donald Trump for just $25 (with possibly not safe for work tiny, tiny doll pee-pee)
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
As spring-like temperatures increase, police remind you there are better ways than driving your four wheeler across it to check if the ice level is safe
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Are you anti-social? Here's how to stay a safe distance from your hyper-political coworkers
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Clearance Clarence)
 
 
 
Mullet, Cold War and now another piece of 80's nostalgia is back: ATC Union "prepared to fight for US airspace safety" in light of Trump's freeze on hiring federal employees and the executive branch's hateboner for federal employees and unions
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Sun February 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The case for a bigger ass. Difficulty: Not a Trump fluff piece (Not safe for work Ass in article)
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Sat February 18, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
King Dunlap arrested for violating a protective order. Because if there's something that makes you feel safe from a 6'9" 331-lb angry man, it's a sheet of paper
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
The City of Houston has a new policy to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. "We have spent in excess of $250 million, over a quarter-billion dollars, prosecuting a crime that has produced no tangible evidence of improved public safety"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"There are two Chicagos; one is safe, the other worse than the Middle East," says an angry Donald Trump. However, one thing is certain: both Chicagos both have awful baseball teams
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton who? (Not safe for work)
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Thu February 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly 56,000 bridges called structurally deficient. Have a safe trip home, and would you mind looking at the road as you drive instead of reading this damn headline
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Trump has retreated into his safe space, and will only take questions from conservative media outlets trying to curry favor with his administration, for third time in a row
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Twitter points out a "problem" regarding Kate Upton's SI swimsuit covers, no one cares (Not safe for work)
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama House passes bill to deny funding to "sanctuary" colleges offering safe havens to immigrants, minorities from hate crimes, because nobody wants that in the state
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Make the SI swimsuit issue Kate again (Not safe for work)
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russians deny "unsafe and unprofessional" flybys near USS Porter
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
It was only later they discovered that among their new followers were the entire Atlanta Falcons team and coaching staff (Not safe for work)
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Mon February 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeter shows he's still got it and slides into home plate safely
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco protest chant: "Clothes are boring / clothes are lame / Let's say 'No' to body shame" (not safe for work)
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
From the It's All About Safety Departmemt: Fremont California caught shaving .7 seconds off of its yellow lights to bring in an extra $200,000 a month in fines
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Fri February 10, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Travel company offering safe, supervised trips for teens to volunteer and learn about local culture is absolutely shocked at revelation that the teens are just getting rip-roaring drunk
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Navy Plane, Chinese plane have 'unsafe' encounter over South China Sea, where 'unsafe' is apparently two spy planes spying at each other
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Thu February 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Keep recording that tornado, it will miss you by a good fifty feet (not safe for work language)
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Seemingly, in a tip of the hat to Fark, Merriam-Webster's first new words to be added since 2014 include both 'Facepalm' and 'Not-safe-for-work'
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Government agents attempt to conduct an underage drinking sting. Restaurateur doesn't take the bait and tweets pictures of the kids fake IDs. Oh you bet your sweet bippy that's a prosecutin'. Feel safe yet?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sotheby's is putting erotic art on the block. You've fapped to worse. (Not safe for work)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This Valentine's Day, Pamela Anderson would like you to go Fark yourselves, ladies (Not safe for work)
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
♫ If I were a carpenter, and I were naked, would you hire me anyway, or would you say maybe ♫ (Not safe for work images)
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's jersey, which was missing, then safely squared away, is now missing again with the Houston Police and Texas Rangers taking the field
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(Politico)
 
 
 
L.L. Bean CEO goes behind President Trump's back, tries to undermine US safety
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
This is Safer Internet Day, and authorities are pleading with people to embrace civility for just 24 hours. Especially you howler monkeys on the Politics page, they're definitely talking about you
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
While we've all been busy watching the train wreck that is the Trump administration, Congress has been quietly repealing a lot of regulations that kept us safe, and held corporations accountable
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The FBI will never show up unannounced and demand money
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Australian fisherman use tried and true Aussie method of warding off a Great White Shark. And you better believe it involves Not Safe For Work language, mate
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Thu February 02, 2017
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Topless women leave Buenos Aires beach peacefully but state "To make the tit-phobes happy, we're leaving this fascist beach, but we'll be back another day and there will be many more of us" (Not safe for work video in article)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Maher is one dirty, dirty bird, and annual Dominus member (not safe for work pics)
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Think that your credit cards are safer now that they have embedded chip technology? Sorry, think again
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lawnmowers kill seven times more people than refugees from Islamic countries. Trumpy planning on deporting Kubota back to Japan for the safety of 'Murica
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Actually glass skywalks are safer than wooden skywalks.'
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, "the NFL has emerged as something of a safe space for Trump support. The NBA, on the other hand, has emerged as the opposition league." Huh. Wonder why?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At least 100 Google employees traveling overseas are impacted by Trump's order on immigration and may not be able to return to the U.S. Are you feeling safe and protected from the scary terrorists yet?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
For some reason, AI ethics experts think bribes and regulatory capture will make driverless cars safer
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Thu January 26, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When the zombie apocalypse happens and civilization begins breaking down, the safest place to be is either a converted missile silo or New Zealand
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude the secret to happiness is stripping off and getting naked - your happiness, that is, not the happiness of the other people on the bus (Not safe for work images in article)
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study finds sex toys are safer than children's toys, less likely to require awkward answers in the emergency room
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Florida Booty trifecta on play as artist puts wax butts around Miami to expose everyday sexual harassment in public places (Pics of wax butts on link so probably Not safe for work)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Just in time for our brave new world, here are eight vulgar Spanish phrases (Not safe for work-ish)
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Sun January 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman is officially a Hollywood Celebrity whose opinion can be safely ignored now that she has clarified her comment on Trump and admits that she cares about women's issues
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's what a zero-star safety rating in a crash test looks like, courtesy of five of the world's shiattiest cars
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA's Storm Prediction Center issues a rare "High Risk" area for the SE United States with "Significant tornado outbreak expected today across north Florida and south Georgia." Stay safe today, farkers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Punched Nazi gets triggered, hides in safe space
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From evidence presented in past threads, this man suffers from same problem as 30% of Farkers (not safe for work0
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rare alligator snapping turtle gets new home in Chicago. Luckily it'll be safe in a locked zoo, because Chicago is very dangerous. I'll pass this joke along to Trump. He'll love it
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Fri January 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Redesigned White House website plugs Melania Trump's QVC jewelry line (Not safe for work images in comment section below article)
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Wed January 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic party urban cosmopolitan safe spaces have been the party's undoing. Here comes the very detailed research, including cool charts
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Tue January 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm not exactly sure where the Ice Cream Killer fits on the hot/crazy scale, but she's sure gotta be WAAAAAAAY up there on the crazy side. Scary tag only very slightly beats Sick tag (Not safe for work images in sidebar & below article)
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Sun January 15, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you wear underwear to bed? Uh yeah, about that (Not safe for work pic in article)
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New England ticks can exsanguinate a moose. Maybe you should take a trip somewhere safe like Australia instead
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I admit that Donald Trump has me worried about the administration's impact on the economy and the stock market. Would it be wise to move my retirement fund out of mutual funds and into something safer with more modest returns for a few months?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Today it's kale, coconuts and avocados that will KILL YOU. Water still unsafe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer picked to lead commission on vaccine safety
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Aging Baby Boomers have the nerve to actually want to spend their final days living in a roomy home in a quiet cul-de-sac in a safe suburb when they really should all be crammed into a downtown apartment high-rise
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Douche wrecks a rented Ferrari Italia despite his passenger's advice to not drive like a douche. Not safe for work language in video
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Flashback.com)
 
 
 
Yugoslavian computer magazine cover girls of the 1980s-90s (very mildly Not safe for work, unless your boss speaks Serbo-Croatian)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here are the safest airlines to fly in 2017. Life insurance policy not needed
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Fri January 06, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
There is angry, then there is German Gamer angry (Not safe for work in Germany)
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Second mountain lion killed on same LA freeway in a month. The road is not safe
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
PornHub releases data on interest of each region: North America likes lesbians in general. America loves its stepmoms. Italy likes MILFs. China likes... Yep, weird. Somalia likes...Oh hell no. (safe for work infographics)
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Tue January 03, 2017
(LiveLeak)
 
Weeners
 
Old man rides donkey, then donkey rides old man. (Not safe for work for interspecies erotica)
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This week in bad analogy theatre (Not safe for work images in Tweet comments)
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
A Texas legislator has a good idea to improve public safety. It hit him right in the head
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After she "safely fired a round in the air in an attempt to scare the robbers who were in the process of getting in their vehicle," Georgia Waffle House waitress is now "actively seeking work"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Boomer whines about new-fangled auto safety features. Here's a nickel, call someone who cares
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in London, a train station has been evacuated ... because a Tube worker burnt his dinner (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pull up your pants, run screaming from the monster gator, and send some pubes to your favorite politician - it's HuffPo's weirdest news of 2016 (possibly not safe for work images)
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(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
Belichick continues his tirades, this time on how dumb the new "kickoff touchbacks for safety" rules are
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Conservative columnist who often wrote scathing criticisms about gun control and mandatory firearm safety courses lets teenager handle one of his guns. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably can guess what happens next
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you left a vibrator on a tram in Manchester, transit staff have found it. Proof of ownership may be required (not safe for work)
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Tue December 27, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Israel: "You know what? Let's isolate ourselves diplomatically from the world, that's a sure fire way to safeguard our nation"
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
On the final day of Christmas, Ridley Scott gave to me...a chestburster birth scene with screams. (Red Band trailer, Not safe for work)
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Fri December 23, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Since Trump doesn't take office for another month it's still safe to say 'Happy Chrismukkah' while wolfing down potato pancakes
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
EU court says the government has no right to look at your browsing history. So your love of Gilmore Girls fan fiction is safe, UK Farkers
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helmet camera captures Florida man driving in ditches, medians, and knocking over streetlights. Police unsure if stroke victim or average Florida driver (Not safe for work links in sidebar)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bana Alabed, the 7-year-old whose Twitter account and posts made her the face of Syria's plight in Aleppo, has made it to safety
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Well fark me sideways... All these fitness gadgets are spying on you, releasing data (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump-supporting college students demand safe spaces to express their opposition to safe spaces
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Two cats abandoned in a dumpster overnight when the temperature was in the single digits are now safe and warm, just in time to enjoy Caturday
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The election of Trump has raised many questions, among them: Where's the safest place on earth if nuclear war breaks out?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Outer space no longer safe from bad British cuisine
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
OK, class. Who remembers the safety protocol for ricin exposure?
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Pillow talk (Not safe for work language)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Left Falls In Line. Politico fires reporter to curry the Fuhrer's favor (Not safe for work Language)
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
You know, at this point, it might be safer to just disassociate yourself from anything Yahoo related
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Mozart in the Jungle is in its 3rd Season News: See a 52 year old actress topless FARK: Actress is Monica Bellucci . . . and you're gone. (Not Safe for Church)
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Sun December 11, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Once ubiquitous in public playgrounds around the United States, seesaws have largely vanished from much of the nation because of safety concerns"
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Fri December 09, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangest calls to a sex toy helpline provide surprises, shock, three potential Fark headlines (Some Not safe for work images on page)
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Back to the Future -- the burlesque show. Great Scott (Warnings: Probably NOT safe for work, and it's a slideshow)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sometimes when you've been left bloodied by bullies who attacked you with stones and an electrical plug you need the support of your local biker gang (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Following a heart-breaking, 21-13 loss in Kansas City, Oakland Raiders fans show the class and sportsmanship of true champions. Nah, I'm just kidding. They started a pier-6 brawl in the nosebleed section (w/ video, Not safe for work language)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man tapped for NSA position believed that there were signs on the Mexican border in Arabic to guide terrorists to the US (Not safe for work ad on page)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien visits a German dominatrix, gets nipples removed (Not safe for work)
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong now that Artificial Intelligence has joined the hunt for aliens? (Some Not safe for work images on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Unexploded landmines could be made safe thanks to: A) New robot. B) Acid rain. C) Genetically modified cabbage
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Slow Motion Christmas -not safe for elf on the shelf or egg nog fans
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Easiest greenlight ever for subby: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Wardrobe Malfunction (Not safe for work)
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The odds of your counterfeit iPhone charger being safe are 1 in 100. Spend the $19
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
See Madonna, this is how it's done (Not safe for work or pants)
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Sun December 04, 2016
(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Forget those eight glasses of water a day, beer is safer
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hidden camera left in a forest to capture pictures of wild animals snaps a naked man high on LSD who thought he was a tiger (Not safe for work obviously)
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret accused of featuring 'racist lingerie' in fashion show, as paying hundreds of dollars for dental floss tied in knots is cultural appropriation (Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A young couple were left stunned after council workers seized their doormat claiming it was a health and safety risk and then demanded £40 for its return" (w/ pic of doormat)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Halo Board and Halo Board Extreme. Battery-powered, self-balancing skateboard with bluetooth, LEDs, and 156 point safety inspection. Excellent upgrade from bipedal locomotion. (Sponsored Link)
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kanye's condition on Tuesday: Exhaustion, sleep deprivation, paranoia, & fears for his safety. Kanye's condition on Wednesday: Yeah...he's well enough to go home
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hippo attacks truck, driver has only appropriate reaction (not safe for work language)
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Wed November 30, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
FBI declares possible explosive device safe after officials, responding to illegal burn in backyard, found missile lying next to fire. "I'm just glad they got it gone"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN would like everyone to know that the OSU football team is safe, and only subhumans were injured during the attack on Monday
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a video of driving through a tunnel of fire in the Smoky Mountains Complete with not-safe-for-work commentary
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Austrian collector claims to have nude pictures of Eva Braun frolicking with the kangaroos outside Adolf's summer home (not safe for work)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Mini monkeys found safe after abduction. Tiny Mike Nesmith says everything's fine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stupid new online challenge has naked people trying to cover all their naughty bits using only a single digit. Enjoy The One Finger Selfie Challenge (probably Not safe for work)
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