Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'safe'

Headlines matching 'safe'

Sun May 19, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Florida crime rate is now at a 42 year low. Most Miami residents haven't felt this safe since they were in their early 70s source: articles.sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(18)

Sat May 18, 2013

Artist paints Lichtenstein's pop art and pre-Raphaelite masters onto nude bottoms -- just the sort of art subby can get behind. (probably not safe for work)

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Fri May 17, 2013

		Witness the awesome power of the sun. Yes, it's safe to stare at. Just clicky source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(24)

		"While safety is our number one priority, this will be very entertaining" source: usatoday.com \| share:	(17)
		Top 10 Banned Music Videos not made by Madonna (Not safe for work) source: rollingstone.com \| share:	(37)

Thu May 16, 2013

(Where's the WIN tag?)	If you touch the model, you are missing the point (Warning: Not safe for work) source: donottouch.org \| share:	(43)
	Boston's water is safe even though Pakistani chemical engineers were caught trespassing around the Quabbin reservoir source: telegram.com \| share:	(48)
	NASA places planet-hunting telescope Kepler in "safe mode". Would boot to diagnostic partition if only someone could hit F12 fast enough source: latimes.com \| share:	(31)

Wed May 15, 2013


		Meanwhile, in China (Possibly Not safe for work images below article comments) source: en.rocketnews24.com \| share:	(108)
		If you liked the Delta Gamma email, you'll love this concession speech from a Dallas City Council hopeful (Not safe for work language) source: frontburner.dmagazine.com \| share:	(71)
		You've been outbid on that "Bea Arthur Naked" painting (Not safe for work) source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	(24)
		The first rule of Russian naked fight club is don't talk about Russian naked fight club (possibly Not safe for work long-distance naked people) source: liveleak.com \| share:	(10)

Tue May 14, 2013

Uncle Joe writes handwritten response to seven-year-old boy over the boy's "chocolate bullets would be safer" theory

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Mon May 13, 2013

Old and busted: Nipple piercing. New hotness: Nipple tattooing, also known as tittooing. (Not safe for work)

source: thesun.co.uk | share:

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Sun May 12, 2013

Apparently, the best way to remind people about fire safety is having volunteer clowns wear bright coveralls and go door-to-door with flyers

source: southwestiowanews.com | share:

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Sat May 11, 2013

		Comedian Stewart Lee breaks down the 'It's just a joke' defence, stomps on it, piddles on it, and inserts a clockwork up its bum to animate it like a Mechanical Turk so he can continue to ridicule it. (Yes, some Not Safe For Work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(45)
		As society develops, so do its invectives, and here is a handy list of some classics--and some new ones. Not safe for work language, though that should be obvious, you buggery shrew source: salon.com \| share:	(48)

Fri May 10, 2013

		"That's when Melvin sprayed Silly String at the employee, apparently causing him to be in fear for his safety and for the safety of the students" source: mypalmbeachpost.com \| share:	(152)
		Nothing to see here, just 40 pictures of delectable food photography. Are you hungry yet? (some possibly Not safe for work images on sidebar & bottom of page) source: thechive.com \| share:	(28)
		Not news: Party in Safeway parking lot. News: Police are called to break it up. Fark: Partiers are eagles source: alaskapublic.org \| share:	(93)

Thu May 09, 2013

		Boy and girl break up, girl goes on psychotic two-year cyberstalking spree that continues to ruin his life (Not safe for work) source: ibtimes.com \| share:	(81)
		Woman force-feeds herself 5,000 calories a day to become fattest possible fetish model. (w/ not safe for lunch pics) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(124)
		Lonely Island, Zach Galifianakis, and James Franco join forces to release this summer's party anthem (Lyrics are Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(52)
		Scratch-and-sniff safety cards that smell like natural gas prompt natural gas scare source: helenair.com \| share:	(17)

Wed May 08, 2013

		If Christopher Walken were shown this video of a 20-something reading the "Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email Ever" as Christopher Walken, he'd say "Hey this guy...this guy is...good" . Not safe for work language source: youtube.com \| share:	(35)
		Before you pick a fight with an old man, you might want to check that he isn't a former WBA champion (language Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(22)

Sun May 05, 2013

Raw milk sickens dozens. If only there was some sort of process that could kill all bacteria in milk making it safe to store and drink

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Sat May 04, 2013

		What better way to raise awareness for testicular cancer than a giant real life mascot shaped like a smiling pair of balls complete with hair? Thanks, Brazil. (possibly Not safe for work) source: gawker.com \| share:	(65)
		Celebrate Star Wars Day the right way. With hot girls who like Star Wars (maybe Not safe for work) source: strangebeaver.com \| share:	(143)
		FDA to decide if antibacterial soap is safe. Of course, once the public controversy starts they'll just try to wash their hands of it source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(161)

Fri May 03, 2013

		Ke$ha's new song "Let'$ Get Drunk" NOT SAFE FOR WORK source: youtube.com \| share:	(19)
		This shiat tastes gooder than a biatch. (Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(41)
		Children using amusement park mall rides have a high risk of injury, only slightly safer than eating at the indoor food court source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(10)
		New betting game in Vegas has everyone buzzing (possibly Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(20)
		"He fired one round after cleaning his gun in what he thought was a safe direction...." To be fair, it was safe for him source: myfox8.com \| share:	(143)

Thu May 02, 2013

		Man gets arrested for drinking Arizona Ice tea (Not safe for work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(86)
		Motorcycle hits two cyclists around blind corner. (video has some Not safe for work language) source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	(54)
		Amanda Bynes shows off her insane body (some images might be Not safe for work) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(194)
		Problem: Teachers unprepared for school shootings. Solution: Have volunteers dressed as masked gunmen with real weapons storm the school and fire blanks at teachers, simulating a massacre. There, don't you feel safer now? source: oregonlive.com \| share:	(146)

Wed May 01, 2013

School inspectors: The sooner we teach the children about porn and safe sex the better off we and the tissue manufacturers will be

source: metro.co.uk | share:

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Tue April 30, 2013

		One of the funniest stories you will hear today about a guy who accidentally joined the Russian mob (Language is not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(36)
		In this week's don't blame the gun episode: "The gun was pointed in a safe direction, but my finger was not in a good spot" source: winonadailynews.com \| share:	(199)
		Hot Asian teacher masturbates in front of class. 3 of the 4 things from this headline are true (possibly Not safe for work) source: gawker.com \| share:	(100)

Mon April 29, 2013

		Chicago Cubs manager Lee Elia's famous rant against Cubs fans turns 30 (video, language not safe for any work of any kind) source: deadspin.com \| share:	(21)
		Do you need a 2013 Summer Movie Guide, complete with opening dates, plots, and spiffy Mark Wahlberg GIFs. Well, we've got good news (Some GIFs may be slightly Not safe for work) source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(3)

Sun April 28, 2013

If you're going to cheat on your SO, it might as well be with Miss BumBum. Because of dat ass (some Not safe for work images in article)

source: thesun.co.uk | share:

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Fri April 26, 2013

		Photoshop theme: Marketing Viagra when it goes over-the-counter. Difficulty: Safe for work source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	(33)
		What's America's latest safety plan? A) Background checks for gun owners B) Restrictions on weapons available to the public C) Dress your kids in bulletproof school uniforms source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(113)

Thu April 25, 2013

		I think we can safely say where the Tsarnaev Brothers got their crazy from source: cnn.com \| share:	(156)
		Still want to become a high school teacher? (language not safe for work) source: liveleak.com \| share:	(76)
		School in Germany decides to give six-year-olds explicit sex ed, let's see if anyone notices [w/Not safe for work illustrations] source: spiegel.de \| share:	(95)
		In honor of AJ Clemente, six of the most memorable news bloopers of all time (language Not safe for work) source: salon.com \| share:	(16)

Wed April 24, 2013

		The 1979 Playboy Mansion Roller Disco and Pajama Party. How long can you stand the music, sequins, and double entendres from host Richard Dawson? (tragically safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(89)
		Microsoft re-releases Blue Screen of Death patch. Made-for-Fark subheadline: "All is well, the company says; the once-flawed fix is now safe" source: computerworld.com \| share:	(14)

Tue April 23, 2013

		76-year-old gun safety instructor teaches students what not to do with a firearm in a school cafeteria source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(229)
		Even if you're a hot girl, sometimes sh*t just happens (language not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(46)
		Researchers say using speech-to-text to text while driving is no safer than typing. Though to be fair, they were speaking Texan source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(20)
		The US Army has a series of safety videos featuring a Dark Knight in camo called Bagram Batman. It's not news, it's the US Army source: uproxx.com \| share:	(25)

Mon April 22, 2013

		Boston marathon bombing suspect gets his ass kicked in wrestling (w/not safe for work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(51)
		Tamerlan's "best friend" and two others were the victims of an unsolved murder in 2011 (Graphic/Not safe for work images on article page) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(115)

Sat April 20, 2013

		David Ortiz drops the most awesome f-bomb of all time in a speech before the Red Sox' first game in Fenway since the Boston Marathon bombing (Not safe for work language) (video link replaced) source: youtube.com \| share:	(80)
		Ten things not to do in the bedroom - if you're ever able to talk someone else into joining you there (Article not safe for prudes) source: dating.sfgate.com \| share:	(102)
		3,000 pot cookies seized after Canadian home invasion goes wrong. Cookie Monster being held in protective custody for his own safety source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	(56)

Fri April 19, 2013

Sixteen ridiculously inappropriate "Easter eggs" hidden in video games (Some images may not be be safe for work)

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Thu April 18, 2013

		Durex unveils "fundaware", vibrating underwear controlled by your iPhone (Not safe for work) source: gizmodo.com \| share:	(57)
		Sorority sister lashes out at her sisters for "FARKING SUCKING" at Greek Week social events. Isn't that what sorority girls do? (Not safe for work language everywhere) source: deadspin.com \| share:	(329)
		The "crime scene" on Google earth which went viral - was really just a five-year-old Dutch dog after a swim (possibly Not safe for work content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(43)
		"We've run out of lemon juice", he said bitterly. (language Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(22)
		Texas Department of Public Safety and Texas Rangers are asking anyone who is self-dispatching to help at the West, TX explosion DO NOT DO SO. They have too many responders without any chain of control at this time source: fark.com \| share:	(194)

Wed April 17, 2013

Jennifer Morrison says she hasn't done a nude scene because nobody's asked yet. So you're saying there's a chance (Not safe for work)

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Tue April 16, 2013

If you guessed "one day" before someone would claim that, unlike Obama, Bush "kept us safe for 8 years," step forward and claim your 9/11 commemorative prize

source: thinkprogress.org | share:

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Sun April 14, 2013

WTF Google Maps (possibly Not safe for work and/or graphic image)

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Fri April 12, 2013

Dad goes nuts after finding fourth grade son's class assignment that says 'I Am Willing to Give Up Some of My Constitutional Rights...to Be Safer'

source: ibtimes.com | share:

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Thu April 11, 2013

		Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society. That is all. (Pictures in article are Not safe for work) source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(276)
		A guide to what is safe for work on the internet. Yep, Fark is there...for now source: businessweek.com \| share:	(5)
		Randy pair get caught by the Google Street View playing dirty in the road. (Not safe for work or the road) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(34)
		Postal Service to keep Saturday delivery, will continue getting crap from Congress over their inability to reduce the money they spend source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(118)

Wed April 10, 2013

		Got some spare time? Olympia Beer is offering $1 million to anyone who can "ensure the safe capture" or provide "irrefutable evidence" of Bigfoot source: blog.seattlepi.com \| share:	(80)
		If you are a grown man and thinking of selling your 40 year old doll on Craigslist please be ready for anything. Not safe for work language source: youtube.com \| share:	(25)
		"This is the End" redband trailer. This movie cannot fail to be awesome. The only thing better might be "Pineapple Express 2.0" (Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(28)

Tue April 09, 2013

		A day in the life of a penis enlargement surgeon (Possibly Not safe for work) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(54)
		If you pay for a 'Budget Boob Job' you should not be surprised if it's botched (Not safe for work) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(63)

Mon April 08, 2013

		Guess what the "safe driver act" really is. Click to see if you're right source: masslive.com \| share:	(328)
		Christina Hendricks will show the joy of spring dressing (site possibly Not safe for work) source: drunkenstepfather.com \| share:	(100)

Sun April 07, 2013

Marius2 is being ignored by Dr. Dre, so he recorded a rap song to get his attention. World premier of Rollin on Dubs (Lyrics might be Not safe for work)

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Sat April 06, 2013

		Lando Calrissian turns 76. That's smooth, baby (Some Not safe for work images below article) source: dlisted.com \| share:	(22)
		When a comedian is in the middle of a set says that his parents are from Texas, the dumbest thing you can do is yell "WHERE?" (Some not safe for work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(44)

Thu April 04, 2013

One naked man, some floating logs, a river full of crocodiles and a bet, what could possibly go wrong? (Image might be Not Safe For Work if you work in a really uptight office)

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Wed April 03, 2013

US [battling | supporting] [insurgent | freedom] fighters being trained in safe havens across the border from [Afghanistan | Syria]

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Tue April 02, 2013

Sun March 31, 2013

"Police deeming it perhaps unsafe, could find no statute to cover a bear driving, since all state laws applied to humans only. They shrugged and did nothing"

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Sat March 30, 2013

		For no good reason, here's all the swearing in the first two seasons of Game of Thrones.. Not safe for work obviously source: io9.com \| share:	(33)
		Japan to legislate mandatory safety classes for rogue bicycle riders. "Ignoring traffic lights and drunk riding are among the offenses being considered" source: yomiuri.co.jp \| share:	(47)

Fri March 29, 2013

		Fox News says gov't. money for sex ed should be used instead for White House tours, apparently so kids can see where bjs happen instead of learn how to perform them safely source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(156)
		What would happen if cable companies had to be honest with their advertising? Probably something a little like this. (Not safe for work Language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(15)

Thu March 28, 2013

News flash: No, you cannot adopt your girlfriend. Especially not as part of an alleged bid to safeguard tens of millions of dollars

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Wed March 27, 2013

		"The Keystone pipeline is perfectly safe. There's no way it will explode like the pipeline we greenlit a few years ago" source: salon.com \| share:	(116)
		Great Moments In Spring Break History: #6 - When brain freeze chugging contests go wrong (language Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(30)

Tue March 26, 2013

		Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water: Suicide squid bombers source: clickorlando.com \| share:	(39)
		The guy in Bloomberg's ads for gun control, er, gun safety, breaks all the major rules for gun safety source: hotair.com \| share:	(656)
		You're a volunteer at an Easter Egg Hunt at your church and need a safe place to store your medicine. Do you? (C) Put the medicine inside of one of the plastic eggs which accidentally gets hidden along with the ones containing candy source: blog.al.com \| share:	(20)

Mon March 25, 2013

New Jersey Democratic Assemblyman is caught in a BDSM scandal. The safe word was "tax cuts"

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Sun March 24, 2013

		London theatre critics savage "Book of Mormon," call it racist, morally null, repellent, and "a safe, conservative show for Middle America" source: businessweek.com \| share:	(140)
		Vancouver woman demands removal of museum's whale bone porn collection. In other news, there's whale bone porn (Not safe for work images) source: news.nationalpost.com \| share:	(96)

Fri March 22, 2013

You know your country's financial crisis is bad when buying Bitcoins seems like a safer and more sensible alternative than keeping your money in your country's banks

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Thu March 21, 2013

		Apparently, Ukraine has got the strip club talent. Possibly Not safe for work source: youtube.com \| share:	(47)
		The best music video you'll see for a while. Not safe for work source: youtube.com \| share:	(50)

Wed March 20, 2013

To stay safe while on the job, Australian spies are required to wear bright yellow hi-viz clothing while operating under cover. Yes, Mr Bond, I expect you to die. Soon (possible Not safe for work content in sidebar)

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Tue March 19, 2013

(Challenge Day)		This probably won't get greenlit... However.... "Be the Change" ...Imagine a world where everyone feels safe, loved and celebrated source: challengeday.org \| share:	(10)
		The Navajo Nation gives Nik Wallenda permission to walk across the Grand Canyon on a tightrope. It will be very similar to his Niagara Falls stunt, except the Navajos won't require him to wear a safety harness source: azfamily.com \| share:	(33)

Mon March 18, 2013

		Apparently Americans actually like repressing minorities, destroying the social safety net, imprisoning doctors and pregnant women, and stealing your money to give it to the wealthy. We just don't like the people who are doing it source: slate.com \| share:	(50)
		Legitimization of money laundering: It's called the Cyprus Experiment... Is the UK and the USA are establishing the new "safe and secure" offshore centres? Plausible source: neurope.eu \| share:	(52)

Fri March 15, 2013

All-female topless protest group. I'll say that again: ALL-FEMALE TOPLESS PROTEST GROUP (Not safe for work)

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Thu March 14, 2013

		Trader Joe's: Don't worry, the caterpillar you found in your frozen dinner is totally safe to eat source: consumerist.com \| share:	(48)
		Carnival, the Windows ME of the cruising world, has yet another ship stuck in Safe Mode source: cnn.com \| share:	(102)

Wed March 13, 2013

	Second promo short for "Somebody Up There Likes Me." Come for Nick Offerman in a padded bra, stay for Alison Brie singing about p***y. (Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(32)
	Eleven beloved creators of famous works for children that also created some very age-inappropriate material (Safe for Work) source: avclub.com \| share:	(7)
	What have the Romans ever done for us? The aqueduct, sanitation, god on goat porn.... (Pic maybe Not safe for work) source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(20)
	Once again, NFL Network producers learn the definition of a "hot mic" (language Not safe for work) source: deadspin.com \| share:	(10)
	San Francisco cyclists celebrate World Naked Bike Ride weekend. Next up: Make Sure To Clean The Seat On Any Bike You Rent Month (some photos Not safe for work) source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(10)
(Some SFW Guy)	Internet porn searches by state and country. NTTAWWT Kentucky. Site Not Safe For Work source: pornmd.com \| share:	(212)

Mon March 11, 2013

		Jake Gyllenhaal is dating 22-year-old model Emily DiDonato. An older actor dating a younger model, you say? Why I simply won't believe it until I see it with my very eyes (article contains some possibly Not safe for work images) source: celebslam.celebuzz.com \| share:	(97)
		Twenty beachgoers form human chain to pull young boy back to safety after he gets swept out by a riptide source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	(16)

Sun March 10, 2013

		In the 1960's, a Thorium reactor ran safely for over 6,000 hours. The science was buried because it wasn't good at making nuclear weapons. Today, you can sign a We The People petition to give LFTR technology a second life source: wh.gov \| share:	(152)
		I don't know if it is aliens, but I do know it is George Clinton, Bootsy, Parliament and over a hour of true mental hijacking by Dr. Funkenstein. (Not safe for squares) source: youtube.com \| share:	(21)

Sat March 09, 2013

		Some Turkish article that uses the word 'fark'. Turns out 'fark' means 'difference' in Turkish. That should get the greenlight. Wait, just to be safe; Your dog wants steak. Duke sucks. Boobies. Drew drank all the vodak (pet peeve) source: hurriyet.de \| share:	(8)
		Volvo launches a new safety system that spots bicyclists and pedestrians. Volvo customers in Los Angeles: "what's a pedestrian?" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(14)
		Nine Inch Nail's The Downward Spiral was released 19 years ago, here is the story behind the making of the infamous Closer video (some parts are Not safe for work) source: nineinchnails.tumblr.com \| share:	(78)

Wed March 06, 2013

		Devastating sequester cuts indeed: The federal government is paying $550,000 for UCSD research into 'safer sex intervention for male clients of female sex workers in Tijuana' source: utsandiego.com \| share:	(84)
		It's safe to assume anyone who tattoos open eyes onto his eyelids is likely up to no good source: winknews.com \| share:	(75)
		A seven-year old boy's reaction to a book about puberty (audio/text Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(31)

Tue March 05, 2013

I'm too sexy for this photo: 26 of the greatest sexy-photo fails (Some are just not safe for anyone)

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Sun March 03, 2013

		It is once again safe to celebrate Easter, the most holy of Christian holidays, by stuffing your piehole with tasty chocolate covered marshmallow eggs source: kpopstarz.com \| share:	(68)
		Huffpost columnist bites the sideboob that feeds it (Link mildly not safe for work) source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(108)

Sat March 02, 2013

		Curiosity rover has been put into safe mode while NASA tries to uninstall some old drivers and get the damned DVD writer working source: space.com \| share:	(47)
		After a baby jumped on a bed and bounced through an open second-story window, his mother leapt after him, caught him by his foot, and safely lowered him down to his grandmother who was on the porch below enjoying a cigarette. The Aristocrats source: azcentral.com \| share:	(43)

Fri March 01, 2013

		After 15 years of terrifying intercity bus passengers, Fung Wah is dead. "We will not hesitate to immediately shut down a bus or truck company that ignores safety regulations and puts innocent lives at risk" source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(33)
		The top internet porn videos of the week done tastefully by a barbershop quartet. Not safe for work language source: youtube.com \| share:	(19)

Thu February 28, 2013

		The most truthful iPad ad ever (Not safe for work) source: teamcoco.com \| share:	(15)
		PBS has made a cartoon explaining the tongue-eating fish parasite Cymothoa exigua (Not safe for your weak stomach) source: youtube.com \| share:	(28)
		Latest fitness craze for Florida five year olds: cage fighting source: clickorlando.com \| share:	(45)
		The annual beer porn post by James Fallows. Not safe for work if your boss hates beer source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(33)

Wed February 27, 2013

		With all of the sky is falling gloom and doom surrounding the upcoming sequestration, what actually is safe from the impending budget cuts? I'm glad you asked source: nationaljournal.com \| share:	(50)
		Once again, the steps are 1) drop off the little kid with a responsible adult, 2) finish your drive and park somewhere safe, THEN 3) drug yourself into a stupor. Not the other way around source: press-citizen.com \| share:	(15)

Tue February 26, 2013

		Being caught naked in your hotel hallway because you locked yourself out of your room, yeah that'll turn your face red (mildly Not safe for work) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(83)
		BP oil spill trial told it 'put profits over safety,' adding, 'also, water is wet, and burning oil really hurts' source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(36)
		Ever wonder what a movie made by a Canadian beer company would be like? AWESOME, that's what (Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(58)
		If you're a professor checking out a little porn between classes, you might want to disconnect the computer from the overhead projector (Not safe for work) source: gawker.com \| share:	(35)

Mon February 25, 2013

		Dog stranded on ice float for more than a week follows kayaker's instructions and arrives safely on land source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(37)
		"The men apparently believed they were safe because they could see the bullet but forgot that the loaded chamber advances when the trigger is pulled" source: battlecreekenquirer.com \| share:	(130)

Sat February 23, 2013

		Hot 24 legged woman redefines what having a pair of jellies means. I dunno, at least six of her knees look pretty sharp (Not safe for workish sideboob and prosthetic skin covered frontal) source: youtube.com \| share:	(19)
		Washington Governor announces leaking radioactive waste at nuclear site poses no immediate risk to public safety or environment...because it will need a while to reach groundwater. Former Iraqi Information Minister nods approvingly source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(58)

Fri February 22, 2013

		State Department of Transportation spends $174,500 sponsoring two cars in the Daytona 500 to remind Floridians to drive safer source: tampabay.com \| share:	(34)
		"In a world of smartphones and tablets, food porn has become the more wholesome version of its seedier namesake. Nevermind illicit videos and not-safe-for-work websites -- voyeurs now drool over pictures of pork belly and bacon" source: wtop.com \| share:	(92)
		From a "microbiological standpoint" the water was safe to drink, from a psychological standpoint, not so much source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(80)
		Naked cooking blog sparks naked cooking craze, may leave you craving fish tacos or sausage depending on your appetites (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(181)
		Unused storyboards show how Alien could have been more "pornographic". (slightly not safe for work) source: io9.com \| share:	(52)

Wed February 20, 2013

		Fantasy: Well, thank goodness we Americans are safe from that whole horsemeat scandal. Reality: Our beef is way more disgusting than any European meat, horse or otherwise source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(216)
		Please enjoy this music video made entirely from stock footage. Because every video needs a bride on a horse (Some not safe for work images) source: hot1079.com \| share:	(36)
		Civilization is doomed. And they vote (Not safe for work language) source: liveleak.com \| share:	(31)
		Pick-up artists get replies from @horse_ebooks bot. Fine with them, they still try to have sex with it (Not safe for work language) source: slacktory.com \| share:	(40)

Tue February 19, 2013

		Thinking the law of averages means it's now safer to take a cruise? Well, think again... going adrift without power isn't the only disaster that has befallen cruise ships in recent years source: theweek.com \| share:	(53)
		Body slamming a cactus goes about as well as you'd expect (language is Not safe for work) source: clipnation.com \| share:	(49)
		The DHS is not spying on you, those are just innocent little "public safety" drones source: infowars.com \| share:	(23)

Mon February 18, 2013

		Dear Deidre, my boyfriend and I might be cheating on each other with same guy, on top of that my period is late and I don't know who the dad is (Not safe for work pic) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(153)
		Got an hour to kill? Enjoy these USSR commercials from the 1970's-80. You're welcome, comrade (Some commercials are Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(56)
		Wikileak's founder Julian Assange believes he will safely be able to walk out of the Ecuadorian Embassy in London without fear of being arrested if he just gets elected to the Australian Senate. The plan is so crazy it just might work source: couriermail.com.au \| share:	(88)

Sat February 16, 2013

"First, we believe in absolutely gun-free, zero-tolerance, totally safe schools. That means no guns in America's schools, period". Was this the a) anti-gun Brady Campaign, b) mainstream Democrats, or c) National Rifle Association, after Columbine?

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Fri February 15, 2013

		NC lawmakers say women should duct tape their nipples to stay out of jail (pic in link is mildly Not safe for work) source: rawstory.com \| share:	(191)
		To preserve player safety and fan eyeballs, NCAA plans to ban Boise State from wearing garish blue jerseys with garish blue pants on their garish blue football field source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(53)

Thu February 14, 2013

		British schoolboy put in isolation at school for wearing a real tie rather than a clip-on, due to "health and safety reasons" source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(118)
		Canadian Parliament reassures everyone that Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies. Sleep well, citizen, Big Maple Leaf has got your back source: gawker.com \| share:	(27)
		Porn: making the world a better place since 1000 BC (Possibly not safe for incredibly uptight workplaces) source: slate.com \| share:	(36)

Wed February 13, 2013

		Ever wonder what Kevin Garnett really says on a blocked shot? (language Not safe for work) source: thatvideosite.com \| share:	(42)
		Today's safety device that will actually kill you, defile your corpse, and do lewd things to your mother is: Airbags source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(56)

Tue February 12, 2013

		What happens when a 21-year old takes a first generation RX7, throws out the rotary engine, puts in a V8, and makes a whole bunch of other questionable modifications? (Not safe for work language) source: jalopnik.com \| share:	(82)
		5-second films provided 25 quick Valentine's Day reminders that love stinks, but at least there's Weird Al (Some language is Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(13)
		Des Moines, Iowa will allow the city's homeless to live in a tented community near a major bridge and thoroughfare. No word on when a fence will be erected "for their safety" source: desmoinesregister.com \| share:	(96)
		What's -4^(1/4)? Apparently not what you think it is, according to Google (Fark: Not safe for work) source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(79)

Mon February 11, 2013

Found footage of Richard Pryor, high and between takes of an interview. Pryor talks about Steve Martin and how Gene Wilder gets the ladies (Obviously Not safe for work language)

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Sun February 10, 2013

		Because there's nothing else of importance going on in the world. Here's a brief look into the history of the choker necklace. (There's a PNot safe for work pic, but it's art ...so it should be OK) source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(40)
		Today's SHMHC remembers Metallica's Cliff Burton, who would have turned 51 today but had his life cut short in 1986. Here's the classic Disposable Heroes (Some not safe for work language, duh) source: youtube.com \| share:	(122)

Sat February 09, 2013

		The hotel safe is for brandy and grandmother's pearls source: local10.com \| share:	(15)
		Maryland bicyclists oppose mandatory helmet law, saying it would reduce rider safety source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(107)

Fri February 08, 2013

		Missing part of the 19th century's naughtiest painting proves that the carpet does indeed match the drapes. Safe for work unless you GIS the original source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(68)
		Back to the Future in 60 seconds (some Not safe for work language) source: shortlist.com \| share:	(5)

Wed February 06, 2013

		Don't ever make threats while standing in the street. Here's a supercut of movie characters who did and were hit by a bus. (Not safe for work language, gore) source: uproxx.com \| share:	(12)
		85% of the army in Afghanistan are keeping it real (some language is Not safe for work) source: liveleak.com \| share:	(27)
		Sheriff Arpaio's solution to stop school shootings in his county: Have Steven Seagal train all the volunteers and make sure to film it all so that the bad guys can have a preview of their tactics source: azcentral.com \| share:	(102)

Tue February 05, 2013

		Eli Roth goes deep into the Amazon jungle and screens Cannibal Holocaust for a primitive tribe. "They thought it was the funniest thing that they had ever seen" (Some Not safe for work/graphic content) source: badassdigest.com \| share:	(57)
		"Safe ride" driver arrested for DUI source: 9news.com \| share:	(37)
		Southwest flight attendant tries to make the safety instructions more entertaining, nails it source: strangebeaver.com \| share:	(20)
		Quite possibly the most awesome vodak video ever. Not safe for something source: liveleak.com \| share:	(29)
		Brought to you by the Tennessee tourist commission. Visit the volunteer state (some Not safe for work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(6)

Mon February 04, 2013

		Loud bang heard at hostage site in Midland City, Alabama. Law enforcement says there will be an update "in the next hour" (UPDATE: Suspect is dead; boy is safe - Live video stream in article) source: abc3340.com \| share:	(333)
		You might be a helicopter parent if you're so worried about your child's safety you hire a Navy SEAL to be your nanny source: nypost.com \| share:	(78)
		"If red roses, chocolates, a sharp suit and a Valentine-themed pocket square don't make a woman feel safe, a sheriff's badge should seal the deal" source: wtsp.com \| share:	(32)

Sun February 03, 2013

		Student creates incident after inhaling crushed smarties. Scene declared safe after student exploded at remote location source: clickorlando.com \| share:	(67)
		If you're reading this on a Mountain Lion OS X computer, for a good time, just type "File:///" (Some Not safe for work language in video at bottom of article) source: thenextweb.com \| share:	(59)

Sat February 02, 2013

		Don't want anyone parking next to my Mercedes, so I'll just move this barrier and park safely inside the worksite. Surely the crew will tow my car to another safe area before beginning the resurface work source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(77)
		You know that airline safety demonstration which you never watch? Here's the important stuff which they conveniently don't tell you source: news.com.au \| share:	(30)

Fri February 01, 2013

		22 people who look worse than you in swimwear (w/ cringe-worthy, not-so-safe-for-work pics) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(116)
		Alaska Airlines plane lands safely after pilot passes out. Thankfully, the co-pilot had the lasanga source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(57)
		And now....great science fiction porn from 1992-2001. Not safe for work source: io9.com \| share:	(23)
		Stuck without a condom? There's an app for that. Not so fast Android users, you wouldn't need it anyway source: gizmodo.com \| share:	(31)
		Tiffani Thiessen just turned 39, but you would never guess it with pics like these (Not safe for work-ish) source: thechive.com \| share:	(181)

Wed January 30, 2013

The first bipartisan gun safety legislation to be introduced in the new Congress. Five common sense steps to the left, 500 angry farkers to the right

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Tue January 29, 2013

It's definitely still real to him, damnit (Not safe for work language)

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Mon January 28, 2013

		A smooth R&B love letter from your local postman (Not safe for work lyrics) source: funnyordie.com \| share:	(1)
		Iran launches rocket, sending monkey into space. Monkey almost returned safely but then was recovered by Iranian officials source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(89)

Fri January 25, 2013

What a girl's hair says about her (after you've forgotten to notice it) (Not safe for work language)

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Thu January 24, 2013

		Ever seen an angry driver during a police stop? None of those compare to this doozy. (WARNING: Some language Not safe for work.) source: youtube.com \| share:	(42)
		JFK curses out USAF General over furniture - the uncensored version (language Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(49)

Wed January 23, 2013

		Condoms don't deter good sex, say scientists from the best workplace in the world source: todayhealth.today.com \| share:	(228)
		Even seen Catwoman's left nipple? (Slightly not safe for work in a cartoony way) source: shortlist.com \| share:	(41)
		Responsible gun owners (some Not safe for work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(95)

Tue January 22, 2013

		The television news in Ireland is much more colorful than in the States (Not safe for work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(18)
		"The fine trolls at Fark.com labeled me an ignorant dork." Yes, but we did it with STYLE. (1st paragraph shoutout) (some Not safe for work content in article) source: comicmix.com \| share:	(16)
		How to argue with an ump: Earl Weaver vs Bill Haller, the uncensored version (language Not safe for work) source: deadspin.com \| share:	(35)
		Well that certainly seems safe and responsible source: liveleak.com \| share:	(48)

Sun January 20, 2013

The Guns Keep Us Safe Tour 2013 keeps chugging along with a stop in New Mexico where five people, including three children, were shot dead by a 15 year old boy

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Sat January 19, 2013

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says that 16.2 million vehicles were recalled last year, surprising industry analysts who didn't realize that Chrysler had actually sold that many cars

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