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158 headlines found matching 'safe'
Fri March 27, 2015
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Penis-shaped property up for grabs (mildly Not safe for work)
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(27)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Monsanto lobbyist "Round-up weedkiller is so safe you could drink a quart of it and be perfect fine." TV interviewer: Okay, here's a glass of it, bottoms up. Lobbyist: What are you, crazy? I'm not stupid enough to drink that crap
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We meant that the extra money had a direct pipeline going safely from the consumer into our pockets. Sorry for the misunderstanding"
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(37)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
These days, it's not even safe to walk through an angry protest while black
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why size has nothing to do with sex appeal (possibly not safe for work)
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(102)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Letting your mom read your Grindr email is fun for a good laugh (Not safe for work)
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(6)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brothel advertises for quality control testers to check the standards of their services (possibly not safe for work images)
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(87)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former Philadelphia Eagles safety Nate Allen plans to sue the Fort Myers Police after he beat the beating off wrap they tried to put on him
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(5)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Handiest pair of pants, ever (not safe for work)
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(57)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Axe Body Spray, Old Spice, Hai Karate, Drakkar... amateurs (not safe for work pics in video)
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(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton. Aisha Tyler. Ali Spagnola. Laina Morris. Cards Against Humanity. Dick Butt. Not safe for work language
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(21)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
EABOD - by mail (mildly not safe for work)
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps finds himself in a wee bit of trouble again (possibly not safe for work)
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(82)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
New age crystal sex toys guaranteed to clear more than your chakra (w/ not safe for work text)
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(32)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Fifteen video game porn parodies that manage to spoil both video games and porn (Not safe for work)
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(43)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey is selling a t-shirt featuring himself standing nude next to the Queen, though it seems Morrissey's dangly parts may have been Photoshopped [probably not safe for work]
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(25)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Eagle breaks highest bird launch after being released on top of Burj Khalifa. Link not safe for your fear of heights
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(19)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you know where your tunica albuginea is located? No? Word of advice ... Do NOT fracture it (possibly not safe for work)
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(34)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spanish mayoral candidate campaigns on transparency (possibly not safe for work)
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(82)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two police officers shot outside Ferguson Police Department during a protest. I am sure this will trigger a reasonable and appropriate response to apprehend the perpetrators in a safe manner
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(707)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Company erects a huge billboard featuring a topless model dressed as a nun - just ahead of the Pope's visit. Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with that (Not safe for work image in article)
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(48)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Salma Hayek and Jessica Chastain talk breasts." You'll be in your bunk (video in link is not safe for work)
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(133)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Three things that you should never put in your safe-deposit box. Conspicuously absent from list: The key to your safe-deposit box
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(31)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chief of Scotland Yard wants to put a camera in every home, for your safety
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(79)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ You've got plants, you've got plants... Everybody hold up your hands... You've got plants, you've got plants... We're throwing your a** in the can... Oh well, the safety dance... Ah yes, the safety dance...♫ ♪
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It is now official: when it comes to swimming naked, no one does it better - or at least in bigger numbers - than Australians" (Not safe for work)
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(54)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ninja of Die Antwoord talks about his dream of working with Neill Blomkamp, turning down Elysium, and CHAPPiE: "It's punk as f*ck" (Not safe for work language, and lots of it)
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Italian teacher who posed for nude pics told she can keep her job. MAMA MIA (Not safe for work images in article)
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(112)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Transportation Safety Board wants to take another look at "The Day the Music Died"
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(50)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The twenty dirtiest, most Not-Safe-For-Work album covers of all time
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(63)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 24-year-old who was bullied in school for having big boobs beats her tormentors by becoming a model in a full feature lingerie film. Take THAT, bullies (w/pics - possibly not safe for work)
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(274)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Apparently Dr. Seuss was no prude. Here's his long forgotten book of the female nude. In cartoon form it's really not lewd (but still probably not safe for work, if your boss is a jerk)
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(56)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
You know those self-charging watches? Its just like that but with more Rylander fapping pantomimes (it's about fapping, so probably not safe for work)
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You might have some crazy stories to tell about your drunken shenanigans, but this guy has you beat by a nose (not safe for lunch)
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(43)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What has government ever done for the middle class? I mean, aside from the 5-day work week, child labor laws, food safety, banking guarantees, public safety agencies, property law, and of course the roads, the roads go without saying
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
No, no, no, look out, LOOK OUT (not safe for work language)
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(95)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
He puts the "Hell" in "Hellenic". He strikes fear into the hearts of the Germans, who started two world wars (and almost won them). He's 100% awesome. He is V for VAROUFAKIS (not safe for work)
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(20)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Richard Dreyfuss and Bob Hoskins made an X-rated movie in 1975, but for some reason, no one remembers it (Not safe for work)
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(56)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Calls for safety shoveling snow off roofs after a teen falls through the skylight of Frugal Fannie's Fashion Warehouse, lands on metal coat rack that impaled his abdomen, severed his colon, damaged his appendix, and frugaled his fanny
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(39)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Marijuana is safer than alcohol. News: One-hundred-and-fourteen times safer
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(53)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Fifty Shades of ... safewords are important
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Mon February 23, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wanted: Examiners for newly developed breast cancer screening technique. Applicants must be comfortable touching women's breasts, female, and blind (probably not safe for work)
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(37)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Now that Rick said the show's name, what's next for the group? Will they trust Aaron? Will they make it to the Alexandria safe zone? WHERE'S CARL? Find out tonight in The Distance at 8PM CT on AMC. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Air Force student pilot safely lands F-16 jet despite losing half a wing in mid-air collision with instructor during mock dogfight. That he lost
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(79)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday morning: Job Interviews (somewhat Not safe for work language in link)
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(112)
 
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
A man showed up at the dentist for the first time in a decade. Oh, there's a video? Sure, it can't be that ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (not safe for lunch)
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the mall after the Christmas rush
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(21)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Is it safe? IS IT SAFE?
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to bail out of work, it's time for your Fark Weird News Quiz. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists who take quizzes
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A health and safety inspection has been ordered on a new trampoline park following more than 100 injuries in the three weeks it has been open"
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(55)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Time Warner employee takes initiative to build pre-merger corporate synergy with Comcast, lets loyal customer know he'll send a technician to see you next Tuesday (Not safe for work text)
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Thu February 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York State Senator wants to ban possession of machetes, make it safe for kids to return to Camp Crystal Lake this summer
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Wed February 18, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Smoking hot Russian teen likes to take topless pics of herself, lift weights; she also holds three World powerlifting records: "People know me as 'Muscle Barbie' - I like this comparison. I can dead lift 180kg" (Safe for work)
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(176)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oregon chub becomes 1st-ever fish removed from U.S. Endangered Species Act protection. Just to be safe, no one tell Dr. Zoidberg yet
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(57)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Russia..... (Not safe for work due to gratuitous butt-crack shots)
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(16)
 
(Evening Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
Angle grinders are no match for modern safes. Not only did this halfwit spend 30 minutes finding that out, he also called a friend to try and figure out why his perfect crime wasn't working
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(52)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"Before you hit play for this three-minute hyperlapse of Dubai, our advice is to place a soft cushion just in front of you as it's a safe bet that at some point your jaw's going to hit the floor. Yes, it's that good"
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(79)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida teen feels too cocky. Decides to do something about it (Not safe for work)
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(65)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(The East African)
 
 
 
UN about to reduce the world's legal supply of ketamine to near zero to curb illegal use. Except it's the anaesthetic of choice in the Third World, because it's safe, cheap and is the only one that sedates without affecting breathing or BP
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(80)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
DHS officials staging pre-dawn raids to seize illegally imported vehicles from law-abiding citizens. I feel safer already
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(127)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Scientists achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light. Red-circled lenses optional
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(15)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kendall Jenner decides what her modeling career really needs at this point is a photoshoot with a monkey (possibly not safe for work)
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(60)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Women are injecting blood into their boobies to get what is being called "the vampire breast lift." And yeah, I'm sure this is totally safe
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(51)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Japanese developer worried about what PC gamers will do once they get their hands on the company's boob-jiggling software (possibly not safe for work)
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(86)
 
(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
88% of Americans now feel that vaccines are safe. The other 12% are the ones you see walking around with a face full of measles and trying not to fall off the edge of the Earth
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(150)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
A year after a toxic leak contaminated drinking water for 300K residents, West Virginia lawmakers are considering weakening chemical tank safety laws and protecting the coal industry from enforcement of water quality standards
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(146)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated has a real athlete in the Swimsuit Edition. You want to start something about it? (Possibly Not safe for work)
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(97)
 
(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
Aspen Police Department: If you try to roll a joint at a bus stop, we will kick your ass (video has Not safe for work language)
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(182)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just your basic everyday story of a woman who quits her job, travels to the Amazon, marries a tribesman, and becomes Queen (Not safe for work images in article)
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boob-twerking woman returns for Valentine's Day, specifically those among you whose only companionship is your hand (Not safe for work)
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(171)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
SNOWMG brace yourselves, Northeastern US, as SNOWMAGEDDON III: SNOW MORE is ready to strike. Will everything shut down? Will the power stay on? Will Boston ditch that annoying accent? It's your official Discussion Thread. Stay safe
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(255)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Snake gets further with Jennifer Lawrence than any of you simians ever will (possibly not safe for work)
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(166)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Oh, crazy Japanese movie, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways: 1. A man with a rocket launcher in a knee. 2 A man turns his dead sister into a gun. 3. Bullet-firing toes. Yep, this is love. (Not safe for work trailer in article)
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(26)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe orders the Internet to delete images of him falling over at event and the Internet responds as only the Internet can....with these hilarious memes (some not safe for work images)
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(161)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Dr. 90210" claims he can now enlarge breasts without implants using stem cells. Still no cure for cancer (not safe for work pic)
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(62)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sure, Jeter's girlfriend is on the SI swimsuit cover, but inside there's finally some plus-size tastiness (No nudity, but probably not safe for the average workplace)
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(61)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair asked a bunch of famous Brits to reenact memorable scenes from American films, and as Keira Knightley proves by her version of Meg Ryan's orgasm from When Harry Met Sally, it's safe to say the British are definitely coming
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(44)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Looks like Kreiger has repainted his van, again. Not safe for work images of Spock riding a naked lady
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(31)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain has their own version of "I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes" guy... and he's smashing (Not safe for workish picture)
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(96)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's the obligatory supercut of fan reactions to the game winning/losing interception (Warning: Not safe for work language and vertical video)
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congress rips Obama budget as a bridge too far, even though the bridge fails safety inspections, and is in dire need of repairs
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(55)
 
(Louder Than War)
 
 
 
The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees, and 49 more of the stupidest band names ever (Not safe for work language if read aloud)
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(27)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sex sells. Too much sex never gets a chance to sell, leaves you limp like a dishrag (Not safe for work)
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(35)
 
(The Awl)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How to cook a farking steak to the left. Your farking better way to the right. Your dog wants COMPOUND FARKING BUTTER (Not safe for work language)
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(13)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Some 5holer)
 
 
 
Either Americans are starting to love hockey as much as Canadians, or there's porn playing in the background of this NHL game between Nashville and St. Louis (audio is mildly not safe for work)
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(19)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
They call him Flipper, Flipper, slut of the sea (might be not safe for work)
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(52)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's two largest cities in the top ten "safest in the world." The rest of the country will try to kill you, though
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(41)
 
(Indian Country Today)
 
 
 
Dances With Nazis (Warning: article contains not safe for work/graphic images)
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Army sergeant finds love with dwarf stripper, says they love reenacting the charge up San Juan Hill in the bedroom (Some possibly Not safe for work images in article)
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(64)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought "Hey, what if I take the movie Sharknado and add Nazi Zombies?" Well, ponder no more because those wacky Germans are going to give the world ... Sky Sharks (One image in article possibly Not safe for work)
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(47)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Father demands to know why his son's school was so eager to ban peanuts to protect children from getting sick but won't prevent children of anti-vaxxers from attending school to keep his son, recovering from leukemia, safe
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(615)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police offer precinct lobbies as safe place to conduct Craigslist transactions, make the prostitution and robbery arrests much easier
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Polite male interactive video enthusiasts continue calm discussion of ethics in gaming journalism (not safe for work text)
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(602)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Don't drink and drone, government employee guy (some sidebar images may be not safe for work)
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(22)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Divorce me once: shame on you. Divorce me twice: shame on me. Divorce me a third time: You might get whacked at a toll booth (Some Not safe for work content in article sidebar)
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(33)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
How Israeli high-tech firms are outfitting the US-Mexico border with the same technology that has made the Middle East such a safe, free place
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(13)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Richard Dawkins reads another batch of hate mail from religious wingnuts. Not safe for work language, delivered in a sprightly, impeccable, clipped British accent
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(93)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boobies - the Sun is still there (possibly not safe for work)
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(74)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
New sex toy is a foot with a vagina in the ankle, called the "vajankle." I suppose that's better than its original proposed name, "the funt" (not safe for work)
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(80)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr is (finally) modeling lingerie again... prepare to drool. Somewhat Not Safe For Work
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(37)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pull up your Kmart underwear and tune in to Judge Wapner, the 2015 list of the world's 10 most safest airlines has just dropped
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(48)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Brazilian airlines moves to start charging for babies on flights. Since undoubtedly it's a safety issue and definitely not another money grabbing tactic
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(25)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"The costs outweigh the benefits, and the revenue-enhancement feature of this predominates over safety"
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(33)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
EU counter-terrorism chief says in wake Paris terror attack Europe must a) form a homeland security agency, b) forgo civil rights in the name of safety, c) live with the fact that there is no 100% protection
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(66)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Top British music venues ban selfie sticks, on grounds that selfies are silly enough without selfie sticks endangering health and safety of people who are there for the music
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Labrador retrieved (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(22)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Just because a convicted felon who lives alone has a gun safe full of firearms in his bedroom, does that make him a "felon in possession of firearms"?
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(34)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there really are Mermaids. (Semi-Not Safe for Work)
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(84)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(WTFark)
 
Boobies
 
Here's a big boob talking about two bigger ones (not safe for work)
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(108)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Hackers post off-color humor on Crayola's Facebook page (not safe for workish)
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(9)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The great thing about making music is that women want to get naked and throw themselves at you. Of course, usually they at least wait until the show is over (Not safe for work)
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(66)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Florida" and "sick" tags duke it out over Central Florida's "Sausage Castle" where your most depraved sexual fantasies may come true. "If you're not 500 pounds, a midget, or molested by your dad, we don't have a need for you." Not safe for work
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(132)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Yeah, let me have a Big Mac, large fries, medium Coke, and a strawberry Souls of the Damned" (Some Not safe for work content in article's sidebar)
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(26)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"SpaceX wants rockets to be more like cheap beer and less like cocaine" (Some Not safe for work content in article's comment section)
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Owners stunned when micro-pig goes macro (Some Not safe for work content in article's sidebar)
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(69)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"One terrorist showing little regard for health and safety guidance continued to pour the fuel onto the fire as it burned"
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you love feeling a knob? If so, this website is for you. (Safe for work)
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(21)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
NHTSA gives Honda 70 million reasons to report future safety issues
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(10)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Anti-police activist undergoes force on force training scenarios and comes away with "I didn't understand how important compliance was... people need to comply with the orders of law enforcement officers, for their own safety"
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(243)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Some people do horrible things for your money. Theft. Extortion. Reality television. Hosting WTFark videos. And whatever the hell these things are (some content not safe for work)
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(6)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farkette fiammetta73 has published her first novel, now available on Amazon. It's a good, cheap, Not safe for work read, and if she sells 10,000 copies within 2 weeks, she saves her house. Come on, guys, help a farker out
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(77)
 
(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
Rule 34 has purchased a drone to capture all the angles (Not safe for work)
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. car safety chief says recalls may climb this year to include pretty much every car sold in North America for the past 15 years
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(12)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists finally explain how dinosaur sex could have worked. Link is Not Safe For Work if you're south of the K-Pg extinction event
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(16)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is what happens when your tires are 1.5 psi low, or when you drive like an idiot (not safe for work language)
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tara Reid uses Instagram to show the world a healthy body (maybe not safe for work)
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(135)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
The 10 WTFarkiest headlines of 2014 (not safe for work-ish)
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(6)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(Teton Gravity Research)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler goes snowboarding (not safe for work). How can snowboarding be not safe for work?
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(117)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
"I don't know what a cop's normal Saturday or Sunday at work is like, but I doubt it involves them interviewing a naked guy on a beach with a bunch of naked people standing around them" (Not safe for work)
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(33)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Best news bloopers 2014 (not safe for work-ish)
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(33)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman with a rare condition that has lead to her breaking or dislocating every bone in her body, says she's playing it safe and sticking to skateboarding
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(46)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Greatest toddler ever (language not safe for work)
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(47)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Six bulls wiped out three matadors, a fat banker won a 100k race, a soccer club was accused of bribing the other team with wine during halftime, and other great sport stories from 2014 you never heard about (maybe not safe for work)
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(5)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Who was the whiniest whiner that ever whined in 2014? (Some not safe for workish pics)
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(98)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
We apologize for this truly tasteless radio stunt. Well, perhaps not tasteless, perhaps a little bitter though I'm told the whipped cream helped (Not safe for workish)
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(36)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist creates realistic (though creepy) CGI image of what droids that can have sex might look like. (Probably safe for work)
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(100)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Keloland)
 
 
 
First came "Don't Jerk and Drive" now "Party Santa." OK, which Farker is working for the South Dakota Department of Public Safety?
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(29)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Fired Nebraska coach Bo Pelini uses farewell speech to players to channel his inner Al Pacino. Holy shiat (some Not safe for work language)
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(45)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Drunk driver with crack pipe in car mows down five in Manhattan. Topless selfies on Facebook (not safe for work) won't help her case. She's going to need a lawyer.... Oh wait, she IS a lawyer
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(53)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the top 100 photos of 2014, in case you needed new desktop wallpaper or some inspiration to start using that digital SLR that's been gathering dust since you got it on your birthday (Warning: Not safe for work/Graphic images)
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(80)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Legendary Detroit newsman Bill Bonds died this passed weekend. Here is a Not safe for work-language blooper reel
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(23)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who catches her husband cheating with her twin sister in a parked car springs into action and leaves them both stranded naked in the car park. (Not safe for workish)
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(78)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Need a pendant that's a cross between a penis and a religious symbol? Well, this one nailed it (borderline not safe for work)
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(8)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
30,000 people ordered the Black Friday "Bullsh*t" box from Cards Against Humanity, shocked to discover an actual box of feces was sent to them (Not Safe for Work video of fecal matter)
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(107)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Audit: NYC CitiBikes are poorly maintained, over budget, malfunctioning, unsafe, operated by idiots and covered in multiple layers of unidentifiable virulent filth...in other words, they fit right in
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(60)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Autopsy finds waitress managed to accidentally kill herself by sticking her head in a dumbwaiter, as opposed to the safer option where the dumb waiter sticks his head in the waitress
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(104)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today in Headline MadLibs: "New Forest road safety campaign donkey killed by car"
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(20)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her parents in a plane crash in 1959 gets the surprise of a lifetime after a hiker found her mother's wedding ring in a tree and kept it safe until she could be tracked down. Alright, who forgot to dust in here today?
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(51)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Usher charges iPhone in woman's vagina" (Not safe for work)
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(120)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ah, Christmas, the time of year when everyone's nice to each other, including that robber threatening to murder you if you don't open the safe
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pauly Shore talks about the moment he knew his career was crumbling. Oh so Bio-Dome and Encino Man didn't raise a red flag? (video with not safe for work language)
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(78)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Darnell Dockett live tweeting jury duty is probably the funniest thing you will read today (Not safe for work language in comments)
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(50)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Construction worker caught pouring his special concrete mix (contains heavily-pixelated not-safe-for-workness)
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(29)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The UK just banned a bunch of interactions between taxi drivers and passengers, here's a maybe not safe for work list of these acts
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(126)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain has a secretive naked village called Nope, not even gonna click that (Not safe for work)
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(93)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
You want fast food? Stand right there, and your shrimp will be ready a quarter second after you put on your safety goggles
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(22)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
If you are going to drive a car that is "unsafe for roadways" while wearing a ski mask you might just want to leave your stolen pistol and methamphetamine at home
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(20)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
To hell with the science: will THESE get your attention? (Possibly not safe for work)
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(34)
 

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