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81 headlines found matching 'runs'
Wed July 27, 2016
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Blue Oyster Cult producer Sandy Pearlman runs out of cowbell at 72
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
St. Louis rookie pitcher make his MLB debut, gives up 9 runs in 1 1/3 innings, leaves the game with the rarely seen ERA of 60.75
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(Some Baseball Guy)
 
 
 
40 years ago this month, 42-year-old Hank Aaron hit his 755th home run, which was retrieved by a Milwaukee groundskeeper, and then it got weird. "Everybody assumed he would hit more home runs. Nobody thought that would be his last home run"
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Sat July 23, 2016
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is at the Brickyard today, and hopefully Kyle Busch runs out of fuel and Ryan Reed sugar shocks the world by taking the checkered flag. So grab a Snickers and a Coke and watch the Lilly Diabetes 250, 3:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Deciding that Donald Trump will give them at least four more months, CNN takes a break and decides to freak out over the fact the MH370 pilot did simulation runs that ended with crashing a plane into the ocean
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Thu July 21, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Please stop tweeting your disagreement with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to Mitchell McConnell Insurance in Saint John, New Brunswick
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Tue July 19, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fantasy (that is, regulations) runs into reality (that is, engineering) for fuel-economy standards
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Sat July 16, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Your Doing It Wrong: Two injured after boat runs ashore at airport
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Get out the tape measures for the 10 longest MLB home runs of the first half. Nearly a full mile of dingers
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Tue July 12, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB home runs are up 35% from 2014, but Commissioner, these are not the PED users you are looking for
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
And in the latest news that will surely doom us all, the world's clouds are shifting toward the poles and getting taller
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's something that you have a phobia about that nobody else seems to have a fear of?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Phillies and Rockies launch some truly outrageous home runs. Behold the Coors Field magic
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
One of the weirdest games in baseball was this 66-error gem and it wasn't even the weirdest game the Paris Quicksteps played that month: "A few weeks later they challenged a barefoot team whose players believed they ran faster without shoes"
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Tue July 05, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Ryan Braun called out for batting out of order. If there were only some sort of lineup card he could have checked
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad: A horse kicks you in the face. Worse: The ambulance runs over and breaks your leg. Fark: Your father teaches people how to drive ambulances
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
When your suspect runs into traffic, just let him go
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins catcher Jeff Mathis headed to the dugout with two outs ... probably to beat the July 4th traffic
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
Moosed it by THAT much
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Thu June 30, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Miami Marlins pull off a trade to acquire the San Diego Padres' closer. In other news, the San Diego Padres had a closer
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tweet claims author Cormac McCarthy is dead; media runs with it but McCarthy is very much alive. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
MLB home runs are being hit at a pace not seen since 2000. Good hitting or terrible pitching?
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians hit four home runs in one inning off Tigers batting practice pitcher Justin Verlander
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Stat News)
 
 
 
At 31, she runs one of the hottest biotech firms in the country. Difficulty: not Elizabeth Holmes
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Wed June 22, 2016
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
In the current environment it was probably inevitable: politician runs on slogan "Make America White Again"
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the wacky world of re-scheduling MLB rain out games, for the first time in 49 years the Orioles will fly halfway across the country to play a road game sandwiched between two home games. Pack lightly
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It seems as though only the Japanese are paying attention, but as Ichiro closes in on his pursuit of 3000 hits, he has now come within 1 hit of equaling Pete Rose's career mark of 4255
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ford has developed an engine revving sound to pipe in to vehicles because modern engines are now too quiet. Now if they could develop an actual engine that runs
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
This Giancarlo Stanton grounder is the hardest-hit ball ever recorded by Statcast. Even his ground balls feel like home runs
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
KC Royals offense is now shattering franchise records ... in futility
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Cubs are on pace to be the best team to ever not win the World Series
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Keurig tells more than 100 workers to take a permanent coffee break as business runs KOLD
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Oh, the Zika money? It's right...over...here" *runs out of room, gets in car, drives away*
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Fri June 03, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The Padres put up 7 runs in the 5th inning to take a 12-2 lead against the Mariners, then remembered they're the Padres
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Kid calls 911 after dad runs red light. Learning to drive ought to be a hoot
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mookie Betts hits a combined 1148 feet of home runs, or 153 Yao Mings stacked vertically
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mid-Day (India))
 
 
 
Alastair Cook becomes first Brit to score 10,000 lifetime runs in cricket. Not bad for a guy who was running back and forth between episodes of Masterpiece Theatre the whole time
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two Class A teams get locked in a tension-filled pitchers' duel: 29 -11, featuring nine home runs (two of which were grand slams), seven doubles and two triples
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Thu May 26, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Sex toy bandit runs out of batteries
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Fri May 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The MLB team with the most home runs this season is... the Tampa Bay Rays?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
US Army Lt. Colonel who runs the US Army's small arms development at Picatinny Arsenal, NJ can't get a New Jersey concealed carry permit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New studies show that human beings are not actually designed to eat meat and meat doesn't help keep us healthy. So, you know, put down that steak. Seriously, put it down. There, don't you feel better. Hey, look, is that kale? *grabs steak and runs*
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Nobody hits 400-foot home runs while taking a knee quite like Adrian Beltre. Yes, he did it again
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Sun May 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jake Arrieta strikes out eleven in eight-innings of two-run ball for the Cubs' 21st consecutive win with Arrieta as the starter, two shy of the modern record. His ERA for the season actually climbed to 1.29, that's how dominant he's been
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Big Papi becomes only the third player in MLB history with 500 home runs and 600 doubles. And he joined this club by getting it as his twentieth game-winning hit, after hitting a game-tying triple in the 9th. Or as he calls it, Saturday
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Fri May 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
40 runs in 3 straight games and a 5 game win-streak, and on pace to be the best offense in baseball. The losers of the AL East have apparently stopped that whole "rebuilding year" shtick
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Scherzam
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Guess what? For the first time since 2003 the NL is finally winning interleague play. For now
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Tue May 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You'd think the closer for the best team in baseball would have more than six saves, but Cubs hitters, with a historic +102 run differential, have a game called "screw the closer [...] we want to score more so he doesn't get the save"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Germany under investigation for broadband-boosting scheme which prevents competition. News: the whole country still runs on copper wire
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This new bus runs overnight so you can sleep from San Francisco to Los Angeles for only $48
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pirates-Marlins series in Puerto Rico likely cancelled due to fear about Zika. "The odds for them to contract Zika are less than them hitting 20 home runs in a game"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The man who called 911 to alert medics to an unresponsive Prince may face criminal process because he had some synthetic opiates in his backpack, and his dad runs a rehab facility
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Dog runs 240 miles in twelve days to return home to his owners. Your dog guilts you into carrying him from the couch to the food dish and back
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Bakery attempts delivery of freshly-toasted bread by setting semi containing 60,000 loaves on fire as it runs down the motorway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fearing Netflix steamroller, Hulu may soon offer full cable and broadcast channel streaming to consumers for $40/mo, positioned as attractive alternative to their ad-riddled reruns of broadcast TV shows
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In other words, "When the F-35 can handle unpaved runways and multiple attack runs in bad weather with low ceilings while staying in visual contact with troops, THEN it can replace the Warthog"
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Sun May 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Softball team loses championship on a walk-off three-run fielder's choice ... on a ball that didn't leave the infield. Impossible, you say?
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Man drives a stolen car, jumps into the Ohio River, and after going to the hospital he runs away naked from there. Police think he may be now looking for a duel with Florida Man
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
One of HGTV's Property Brothers runs afoul of Fargo Bouncer
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Divorcee builds pie-shaped house to spite ex, runs afoul of laws against "malicious erections." Your inner 5-year-old approves
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Tue April 26, 2016
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl runs a half marathon by mistake. Submitter once mistook a pair of dark navy pants for black pants. That was rough
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB Rule #1 - Never make the last out of the game. MLB Rule #1a - Never make the last out of the game by getting hit with the ball while running the bases
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Goose flies into power lines, knocking them down. School bus driver runs bus into downed wires. Then, as we say, it gets weird
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Astronaut runs London marathon in space suit. Naaa. JK. He did it aboard the ISS
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Look at your cable bill lately? Disney is pulling in $6.60 per subscriber to hear the talking heads at ESPN. Oh, and reruns of "Bones" are not the reason that TNT gets $1.65 a month
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Wed April 20, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Braves have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar
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Tue April 19, 2016
(MMA News)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor says he's retiring young, which means: A) he's tired of training and dealing with the media; B) he'll be back when he runs out of money; or C) both A and B
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Mon April 18, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A good Patriots Day morning to you all. Better known as Marathon Monday in Boston, and better known as Why The Heck Is There A Baseball Game Starting At Eleven In The Morning Day everywhere else
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Sun April 17, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Oddsmakers make Fredi Gonzalez a 1/1 favorite to be the first manager fired in 2016. Place your bets
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: If you propose an amendment to a law to make a point about your opponents, make sure you withdraw it before your allotted time runs out
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper puts an emoji sticker on his bat to symbolize both the hundred career home runs he is chasing and the number of old sports writers who will hunch over their typewriters and weep when they see it
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Mon April 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will this be the Story of the year? Trevor Story of the Colorado Rockies has hit seven home runs in six games this season
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a MLB record for the most home runs after four games, and Rockies rookie Trevor Story just broke it
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With four home runs already, this Colorado Rocky is the early Story of this MLB season
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pacific Sunwear runs out of daylight
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Giants hit three of the more unlikely back-to-back-to-back home runs you'll ever see on Opening Day. Good things come in clusters of three
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Invasive species overruns local kite festival
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian surfer runs up an epic celebratory party bill. Cowabunga dude
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Wed March 30, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No charges in fatal police shooting of unarmed, handcuffed black man, possibly because well, HEY LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A UNICORN *runs away*
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bunny Hop 5k Easter race is joined by the Easter elk, which runs the whole course
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