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41 headlines found matching 'runs'
Tue January 23, 2018
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Some people say cricket is boring. Those people haven't watched the Big Bash or watched the best catch of the season
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Local TV news crew inadvertently runs into local TV news story
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Fri January 19, 2018
(San Antonio Express News)
 
 
 
Now THIS is what happens when a farker runs for office as a Republican. Let me be clear, I will make them afraid to hand me a microphone. Link goes to esite without a paywall
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Day Zero' is the date when the Cape Town, South Africa reservoirs run dry and it officially runs out of water. As of today, Day Zero is expected to occur on April 22nd
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump runs to Pennsylvania to ensure Democratic win. I don't think Donnie gets how this works. Going where everybody hates you is not a plus
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Thu January 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says he gets more exercise than people realize. For instance, everyday he runs his mouth five miles
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Wed January 17, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
What barks like a dog, has no legs and runs on tracks? Difficulty: Japan
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Frog the rooster runs to greet Savannah when the school bus drops her off. Wolf waits patiently nearby, unconcerned about the confusing names
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Thu January 11, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
236 sickened with norovirus at El Toro. You mess with the bull, you get the runs
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Lucifer, We flashback to Lucifer's arrival in LA but there's no word if he'll wear a bad wig. (FOX 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, at Mutant HQ mistrust runs rampant. Meanwhile, at Sentinel Services giant robots are on the horizon. (FOX 9ET)
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
At last Canada's national nightmare is over: RCMP find owner of stolen Pepsi machine dumped in New Brunswick potato field
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
If the blinker fluid on your McLaren F1 runs low, there's only one man in North America who can fix it for you. This is that man
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Tyronn Lue leaves LeBron on the bench for much of the 4th quarter while Cavs claw their way back. LeBron cries and whines after the game. No, wait...he said it was "perfect"? WTF?
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan's most popular sake maker runs full-page newspaper ad asking people to stop paying so much for It
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man runs back into burning building to save A: His children? B: His pets? or C: His phone?
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Sat December 02, 2017
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man runs out of woods, tries to abduct 2-year-old boy in front yard while his dad is standing next to him
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump endorses publication that claims NASA runs child-labor colony on Mars, Hitler is still alive, and the Pope uses magic to control the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the President of the United States of America
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chipotle founder steps down as CEO and then takes another step, and another, and then runs for the bathroom to spend more time with his E. coli
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Breitbart writer revealed to be administrator of page where users regularly post racist and sexist content, as well as support for far-right groups. Also, he runs a secret racist and sexist Facebook group
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sometimes the Pot runs a world famous news site and writes articles about the Kettle. This guy's quote could be the alternate headline for every other news article they run
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren takes the Ball from Trump and runs with it right into the stands
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After a mass casualty event like Vegas, flow is king. That means more than putting two patients of similar size on one ventilator with Y-tubing and doubling the volume, but that also helps when your emergency rooom runs out of ventilators
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Mon November 13, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carlos Beltran (nine-time All-Star and hit 435 career home runs) - MLB Hall of Fame? Yes or No?
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ontario passes idiotic pot regulations. New Brunswick: hold my spliff and watch this
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Hey, I want to buy some kiwis." "Are you under 25? I'm going to need to see some ID" "Oh, shiat" *runs*
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband is very sweet to me, our families, and service people. But a bicyclist who runs a stop sign, a driver who cut him off, or a teen who bumps him? He's a complete dick. Did I marry an asshole? How do I make him calm down?"
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Mon October 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's gone. Dodgers and Astros smashed new records relating to home runs
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Sat October 28, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 119 from Sao Paulo, Brazil, Derek Brunson vs Lyoto Machida, Demian Maia vs Colby Covington. Fight Pass prelims at 7pm ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8pm, main card on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steve Garvey blames Dodgers' loss on "Millennial baseball." Millennial womanizing and Millennial coke addiction still a-OK
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Wed October 25, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kellogg's issues racist cereal box, runs afoul of (N)ational (A)ssociation for the (A)dvancement of (C)orn (P)ops
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His punctuation choices once sent an editor into cardiac arrest. His Mary Sue is named Mary Sue. His purple prose runs all of the colors of the spectrum. He is the scariest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman crashes wedding, pours a drink on her boyfriend, punches a bridesmaid and runs to the bathroom. Then it gets weird
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Sat October 21, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Monday evening a manure storage facility at a farm ruptured releasing an estimated 250 thousand gallons of manure into an unnamed tributary to Stehman Run, which runs into the Conestoga River." Guess what that tributary is called now?
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Thu October 19, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
No longer confined to the coasts, K-Pop infiltrates the heartland and inflames the hearts of real Americans. "We were within arm's length of people that we idolize. We went from being just fanboys and fangirls to going on beer runs for the idols"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mayor of Calgary runs on a "fark you, rich-ass hockey team, build your own goddamn stadium" platform. Entire city council gets re-elected
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Mon October 16, 2017
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
After Senator Strange's loss to Roy Moore in AL, Trump gives Kiss of Death to SC Governor McMaster, leaving door open to whatever crazy-as-batshiat candidate runs too
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"World's Most Useless Airport" finally opens after 7 years of delays and cost overruns
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Thu October 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Is John Madden writing MLB headlines for ESPN?
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Good news everyone Futurama is coming to Syfy.....well the reruns are. Sorry if anyone thought something else
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
As a WV "democrat" Sen Joe Manchin has been very accommodating in voting to confirm Trump's nominees, but he draws the line at voting for Trump's nominee to head MSHA, on the grounds he runs a mine in W.Va that's been cited by MSHA as a deathtrap
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
If Roman Reigns has all the answers, will the Miz change the questions? Now that he defeated Braun Strowman, will we see Brock Lesnar again in 2017? Whatcha gonna do when Alexamania runs wild on you? WWE Raw tonight at 8pm ET on USA Network
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