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500 headlines found matching 'ron'
Fri May 22, 2015
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Day-old chicks cause cute ruckus at farm supply store
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Czech TV is airing a new series called "Holiday in the Protectorate" in which a family is asked to live as if it were 1939 to 1945-when Czechoslovakia was occupied by the Nazis. Think PBS's "Frontier House" with a lot more shouting and Swastikas
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From the "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" department: During mandatory weather evacautions, Floridians can now pack their guns with them
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(133)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Subby can't even pronounce "Leicester" (or "City," for that matter) but they just earned a fan for life
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(30)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Incredibly angry man calls 911 four times to demand ride home and speak to "whoever runs Moron County" (w/ incredibly angry mugshot)
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(78)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before the first astronaut can plant the flag of Earth on Mars, there's a lot of things we need to figure out. Including what the flag of Earth actually looks like
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(142)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Sacramento burglars steal $8,000 in cash, electronics and pickles, resetting the 'days since last pickle burglary incident' clock to zero
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Designers propose solution to create affordable beachfront living with just a little refurbishing. Okay, maybe a lot of refurbishing
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Doc Brown has a Hadron for the latest experiment at CERN
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(19)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers capture most detailed image ever taken of the Medusa Nebula, live to tell the tale
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(10)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Toronto Argos (CFL) sold to 2 of 3 partners of MLSE (Leafs/Raptors/TFC) to play at BMO Field (owned by MLSE) who were kicked out of Rogers Centre (owned by the other 1 of 3 partners of MLSE). Welcome to Toronto sports where it sucks to be a fan
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(65)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sophie Turner on the final scene of last week's Game of Thrones: "I kinda loved it"
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(298)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This just in: Game of Thrones has always been a show about rape
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(197)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
One third of American eighth graders thinks that Canada needs a strong dose of freedom. This means something
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(89)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage sings an ode to all the deceased Game of Thrones characters for "Red Nose Day." Spoilers, of course, though shockingly the song isn't five hours long
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(24)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
7 money saving myths that actually cost you money. Difficulty: You only believed these myths were money-saving if you were an utter moron to begin with
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(126)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota's house passed *something* in the last moments of the legislative session, but as they only spent 90 seconds reading the 100 page bill and the clerk called out the wrong bill number, no one's sure what they passed
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(33)
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
The forgotten Twilight book: Edward Cullen pepper sprayed after lighting spliff in front of police officer before punching him in the face
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(19)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Bill approving Tesla to directly sell cars to customers in Texas dies in committee. According to representative Senfronia Thompson, "It would have been wiser if Mr. Tesla had sat down with the car dealers first." Zombie Nikola unavailable for comment
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(114)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Since the Miami Marlins have hired a front office personnel to be manager despite no baseball experience, here are the 9 strangest managerial hirings in history
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(31)
 
(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
"A Russian tycoon who died while out jogging in Weybridge was poisoned using a lethal plant found only in remote regions of China, a coroner has heard"
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(34)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Four common idioms that, for all intensive purposes, you've been getting wrong all these years
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP isn't dying. It's just withering into a dessicated husk that spends most of its day on the front porch, yelling at clouds
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(195)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Doctors now urged to take chronic fatigue syndrome more seriously. First medical signs are usually if the patient lacks the energy to make only one pass through the food line at HomeTown Buffet
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(34)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
"From this point forth there will no longer be recaps, photo galleries, trailers, or otherwise promotional items about Game of Thrones on The Mary Sue. The newsworthiness of other items will be discussed by the editorial team on a case by case basis"
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Let's attach explosives and make an attack drone with roman candles. What could possibly go wrong?
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(12)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Torture is always wrong. That includes water boarding your girlfriend's 4-year-old son
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(44)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Cambridge University Press)
 
 
 
You have been pronouncing "Parmesan" wrong this whole time. Oops
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(144)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you use Airbnb to rent out a room in your house and the couple who takes a 2-week reservation ends up staying long enough to establish residency and won't leave until you pay them $1000, you may be doing it wrong
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(182)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Twitter freaks out over horrific Game of Thrones scene. This is not a repeat from every week it airs
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(264)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you've been making jokes about the guy arrested for stealing macaroni salad, his mom would like you to stop
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(72)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
How do you know when your haircut has gone wrong? When the stylist starts crying and they refuse to let you look in the mirror
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(173)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will the Sand Snakes start their quest for vengeance? Will Arya's training begin in earnest? Will Jorah survive? Find out in "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken." It's your Game of Thrones discussion thread. Bloodshed begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(356)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chili's spent nearly $1 million for an "egg wash" to put on their burger buns so they'll glisten in the event anyone posts a photo from Chili's to Instagram in a non-ironic way
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(42)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Killers frontman Brandon Flowers has collected his facial hair shavings in a bag for the past seven years"
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(18)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
It's hard to fathom when you're holding your newborn son for the first time that years later there will come a day when you confront him with a knife as he tries to attack you while completely naked
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(60)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that 'Mad Men' is over, can we stop celebrating anti-heroes like Don Draper, Tony Soprano and Walter White and go back to worshiping real heroes like John Wayne and Ronald Reagan?
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(119)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will American Pharoah once again be the class of the field in front of the women in fancy hats waiting for a horse race at the 2015 Preakness Stakes? Coverage begins at 4:30 EDT on NBC
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(150)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How does eccentric New Orleans music wizard Quintron busy himself while dealing with stage IV lymphoma? By turning the weather into sound, that's how
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(5)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After critics slam her opening Las Vegas performances for being under rehearsed, Mariah Carey cancels concerts because of (*cough cough*) bronchitis
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(42)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Autobahn driver snags a short video of the Chiron--the car that Bugatti will be releasing to succeed the Veyron. That sound you just heard was Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond and The Stig creaming their jeans
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(27)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tired of hearing about Brady's balls, Gronk unveils his 3 secrets to Tinder success. Surprising it's not; 1) Be rich, 2) Be famous, 3) Don't be unattractive
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A strong grip can predict heart disease, improve sex life
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
There's a right way and a wrong way to show support for your team. Invading the pitch and pepper spraying the opposition players is definitely the wrong way
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(14)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Madonna is still going strong as she has her 45th No. 1 on the Billboard's Dance Club Songs chart with "Ghosttown"
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP has opened a straw poll on their website with their top 36 primary contenders (and a spot for write-ins), what could possibly go wrong?
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(184)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FAA declares Washington, D.C. a "no drone zone." Apparently no FAA official has ever attended a congressional hearing
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(99)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for flying 8" toy drone in D.C. park. America has been saved from horrible annihilation once again
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(98)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Russ Feingold announces intention to send Ron Johnson back to managing the late shift
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Crowd loudly boos Floyd Mayweather at Warriors-Grizzlies game when his face appears on the Jumbotron, then pays him $50 each for the experience
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(8)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Greece warns that it could run out of money "in a couple of weeks." U.S. Treasury says that it's no big deal since they're still going strong after running out of money back in 1968
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(33)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
The Large Hadron Collider just detected some incredibly rare particle decays
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(38)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska lawmaker rankles colleagues by using a racial slur during a testy debate on drivers licenses for undocumented workers. Was that wrong? Should he have not said that?
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(85)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"The robotic arm, designed and developed by a team of researchers in Italy, looks and behaves like an octopus tentacle, meaning that it can bend, stretch and navigate cluttered environments"
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(15)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush was the official GOP frontrunner for 2016. WAS. For like two minutes
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo is a soccer superstar so you'd expect him to have really impressive legs. But this is superhuman"
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's campaign sends out an erroneous tweet, celebrating the arrival at Jamestown in 1510, not 1607. Hilarity ensues
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(63)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on the season finale of Arrow, Ra's implements his final solution. Will Ollie or Al Sah-him prove stronger? I just had a flashback to asking questions. (CW 8ET)
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(115)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Helio Castroneves walks away from a rollover crash at Indianapolis during practice (with video including in-car cameras to see the "oh shiat" moment)
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(29)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Notorious drug-addled criminal begins community service at a preschool for underprivileged kids. What could possibly go wrong?
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(37)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Aaron Rogers drops the F-bomb after missing Daily Double question on Jeopardy. Bonus: Alex Trebek does the discount double check
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(39)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Behold the most clever and environmentally-friendly high school prank ever. 10 extra points for originality
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(50)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Customers have complained for years about Avengers merchandise that ignored Black Widow. So Marvel's new toys based on her scene in Age of Ultron feature...Iron Man and Captain America riding Natasha's motorcycle
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(128)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Two injured in Niles house fire. Someone must have left the iron on
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ISS astronauts get unexpected three-month mission extension after Russians grounds their entire manned space program over "concerns"
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cameron being urged to call Scotland's bluff by giving them what they've been asking for
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(56)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Sir Topham Hatt a robber baron, or a paternalistic CEO? Are Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends part of a union? And Sodor really a libertarian paradise? Show your work to the right
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(43)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Bartender and dog shot by patron because "Clamato juice was against his religion"
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(80)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A salute to AOL's Tim Armstrong: ineffectual, vapid and stupid
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Climate scientists are once again having to correct erroneous data and form new conclusions. Checkmate, libtards
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(146)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New information proves that a current White House advisor has hacked electronic voting machines
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(24)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
ISS astronaut discusses how they collect their feces up there and then drop flaming bags of it on helpless Earthlings
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(19)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"GWAR fires alcohol singer Vulvatron." I understand three words in that headline, and neither of them serve as the bookends
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(43)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
"An insurance cheat who claimed his 'chronic fatigue' prevented him from leading a normal life was caught out when he posted photos online of himself racing supercars"
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(42)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
If a team of astronomers has its way, the ISS will be outfitted with a laser-wielding telescope to kill the approximately 3,000 tons of debris we've left in orbit: "That's roughly 15 blue whales, 600 elephants, or 1,500 cars"
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(53)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If you live in Toronto and thought your morning coffee tasted more corpse-y than usual, there's a reason for that
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(29)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
A triumph for DeBlasio environmental policy, as muggers are successfully re-introduced to their native habitat of Central Park
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(12)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez indicted for shooting someone. No not that one, the other one. No, not that other one, the other other one
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(25)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Dish Network earnings up as they drop subscribers. You're doing it...wrong?
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson says his tax plan comes directly from the Bible, which should ensure our economy is ready to face the complex challenges of the upcoming "Iron Age"
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(196)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Collecting data in Wyoming about an environmental disaster? That's an arresting
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(52)
 
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Mediocre macaroni salad makes moderately good marker for getaway trail
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That smug new mom who keeps going on about how she's using cloth diapers to help save the environment? Yeah, she's as full of it as her kid's diaper is
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(112)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Liberty council likens same sex marriage to defacing the Sistine Chapel. Fails irony check for not realizing Michelangelo was gay
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(109)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Noted historian Snoop Dogg reveals he watches Game of Thrones for 'historical reasons'
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Visual arts students at the University of California, San Diego must perform naked in front of an entire nude class. Including the professor. Parental outrage reaches 100%
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(65)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And now you have a fully functional TRON-inspired lightcycle for the low, low price of just $77,000
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James goes full Michael Jordan on the Chicago Bulls. Talk about a dose of their own medicine
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(52)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Sansa marry Ramsay? How will Daenerys deal with last week's tragic loss? Does Jon Snow finally learn? Find out in "Kill the Boy." It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. The swordplay begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(342)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SMHMC celebrates Mother's Day with two of the loveliest mothers in metal, Sharon Den Adel and Tarja Turnen, performing their duet "What About Us"
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Your new Millennium Falcon drone appears ready to make the Kessel Run
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(37)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mick Huckabee sermon from 1979 where he claims that alcohol, porn, and Monty Python's Life of Brian are destroying society. Neglects that the real enemy is the farking Judean's People Front. SPLITTERS
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(144)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman now selling miniature house made for people under five feet tall. It's made of bricks and is the last remaining of three homes. The other two were made of straw and sticks but were blown down by some mysterious strong winds
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With election victory going to their heads the Camerons unveil the British answer to the Presidential limousine
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(20)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
One stuffed crust pepperoni & cheese please. No, I said cheese, not bees
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(16)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
John Landis, John Carpenter, And David Cronenberg Discuss Horror Movies On A 1980s Public Access Show
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In these Game 3 semi-finals will the LeBrons beat the Bulls in the early game and will it be the Beard or the Blake in the late game? These answers and more in tonight's NBA playoffs thread (CHI/CLE 7:00 eastern on TNT, HOU/LAC 10:30ET both on ESPN)
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(310)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against pediatric dentist says his practice is "a front for a "sadistic and systematic scheme of physical and psychological torture and abuse" of children." Legal experts say he could be plant food by the end of trial
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(125)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Great white shark, electronically tagged in 2012, has now traveled 20,000 miles, surpassing every current model produced by GM
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(24)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
So you know that saying "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger?" Science has proven it's not true
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(48)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chairman of Senate environment panel complains: No one ever talks about the benefits of carbon pollution
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(157)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods says he hasn't slept for three days since his breakup with Lindsey Vonn. Ironically, not sleeping for three straight days is what got him in trouble with Elin Nordegren
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So what do Tom Brady*, Barry Bonds*, Mark McGwire* and Lance Armstrong* have in common*?
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(233)
 
(The Sixth Axis)
 
 
 
Star Wars Battlefront won't have aim-down sights, so it won't look EXACTLY like every other space-marine combat shooter ever made
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(110)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
DEA agents who left college student alone in cell for 5 days with no food or water get UN-approved punishment of a Strongly Worded Letter
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(118)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the Acting Witan of Mercia to the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands, a look at some of the world's most unique micronations
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(25)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Chicago Bulls show this 1-0 series lead against the LeBrons isn't like the others? Will the L.A. Clippers win again without CP3? The answers and more in tonight's NBA playoffs thread (CHI/CLE 7:00 eastern on TNT, LAC/HOU 9:30)
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(143)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's a frontrunner in the race for the NRA endorsement for presidential candidates and it's......Bernie Sanders?
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(267)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Remember that time when we dragged every schoolkid in America in front of a TV to watch NASA disastrously try to send a teacher into space? We almost blew up Big Bird, too
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(126)
 
(The Morning Sun)
 
 
 
Naked, driving the wrong way on a freeway and leaving your (also naked) husband and kid at a rest stop is no way to go through life, lady
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mt. Kilauea park ranger orders man to stop flying his drone over the volcano. The man complies and starts to walk off. So the ranger tasers him. To keep him from jumping into the volcano, you see
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(123)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Toronto wants to be known as the craft beer capital of the world so they can feel what it's like to win something
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(42)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dolan: Hey, let's let Isiah Thomas run a WNBA franchise - what could possibly go wrong?
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(49)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Still washing dishes before putting them in a dishwasher? You're doing it wrong. Here's the science, complete with graph
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(140)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Introducing the AIRPod, the car that is more environmentally friendly than electric, will cost $10000, and no red-blooded 'Murkin would be caught dead driving
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(97)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
David Cameron takes the biscuit
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(19)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Niles will finally repair Leaning Tower, learn how to iron pants without starting a fire
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(43)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Facing massive backlash from feminists over Age Of Ultron, Director Joss Whedon quits Twitter, thanks everyone for all the fish
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(547)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like your boyfriend's ex, don't go to the funeral parlor when she dies and cut her hair, smear makeup on her face and try to dissect her corpse... especially right in front of her family. w/creepy mugshot
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(95)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Colorado children may soon be able to take medical marijuana to school. What could possibly go wrong?
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(36)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who mistakenly registered for the wrong poker tournament deals with it, and is now flush with cash. Apparently his fate was in the cards
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(37)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
An old GOP legend tells that if you stand in front of a mirror and say "Benghazi" three times, Hillary Clinton appears and testifies
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(46)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Great. Just what we need - astronauts with shaky hands
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(14)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, Everclear is nice, but at 190 proof it's not pure alcohol. Want to distill even stronger stuff? Well, you can't. Here's why
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(73)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Nine workers sent to hospital, with one in critical condition, after accident at Los Alamos Neutron Science Center. No word yet on charges
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(98)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Here's the breakdown of last night's Game of Thrones episode "Sons of the Harpy," which delivered a shocking character death and...well, not much else, really [WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS]
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(225)
 
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Yeoman Janice Rand has joined Spock in the final frontier, dying at age 85
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(60)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Daenerys clip the wings of the Sons of the Harpy? Will Jaime and Bronn get Myrcella out of Dorne safely, or will the Sand Snakes strike and have their revenge? Find out at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(325)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Teens choose wrong neighborhood to engage in drive-by eggings, end up being detained by over 100 residents. "They just formed a human wall and prevented them from leaving"
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(137)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Before going to a swingers' party, be sure to print directions. Neighbors are tired of the kilted, pony-tailed gentlemen showing up to the wrong address
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(34)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Like the rest of America, Billie Joe Armstrong has no idea why or how Green Day got inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
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(92)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
So those Hollywood rebels over at The Asylum made an Avengers rip off movie. What could possibly go wrong? (Spoiler Alert: Everything. Everything goes wrong.)
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(22)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avengers: Age of Ultron scores the second-biggest box office opening of all time with $189 million. Fast 7 Furious 7 remains #2 with $7.7 million, and The Age of Adaline is #3 due to women cashing in their markers at having to see Fast 7
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(181)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets drunk. News: And calls the police on himself numerous times. Fark: Right before getting behind the wheel, going airborne several times and hitting a Fry's Electronics store sign
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(14)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Science A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Mars astronauts will suffer 'significant' brain damage: "This is not positive news for astronauts deployed on a two- to three-year round trip to Mars"
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(39)
 
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Neil Peart suffering from chronic tendonitis. So this IS Rush's last tour
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(50)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Ronnie Wood admits that as a teen he would steal guitars from London music shops. Years later he went back to pay for them, apologizing to a succession of shopkeepers. One still calls him 'that big-nosed pr*ck who nicked the jazz bass'"
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(31)
 
(Flixist)
 
 
 
"Avengers: Age of Ultron Sweetened Cereal with Marshmallows Hero Edition." -- No, that's the actual name
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(30)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim hipster beard OVER, are now into ironic '70s pornstaches. Again
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(88)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember that funny little woman from The Incredibles who made their outfits? Well, apparently she's real and designed the costumes for Avengers: Age Of Ultron, darling
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(99)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Graffiti artist uses drone to deface six-story tall NYC billboard (with video)
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(94)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Baltimore Riots hurt Littlefinger's chances of taking the throne away from Cersi. But in comes Grand Maester Bernie to throw the entire world into chaos
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(28)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Apparently the Aaron's difference is the spyware they load on your rental computer and the photos taken of you and your partner having sexy time
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(74)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
That's the most disgusting school lunch story ev... is that 'genuine frontier gibberish'?
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(37)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Since leaving office, former Rep Aaron "Haters gonna hate" Schock has pulled a disappearing act, and is doing such a good job at it that even a process server and lawyer can't find him
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(49)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wins major victory against energy companies who overcharged in 2000-01. Enron executives head for the shredd... Oh, wait
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(13)
 
(Yale University)
 
 
 
Yale scientists use nanotechnology to develop new forms of metallic glass, cautioning that they are still several years away from making it strong enough for use in transporting humpback whales
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: Yeah, judges shouldn't be asking for campaign cash, because that would taint the judges to favor the donors. Justice Scalia, naturally, claimed this was an affront to "Freedom of Speech"
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(68)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
OK, so how hard does Iron Man hit the Hulk in the new Avengers movie? Well, here comes the math
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(78)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just one game tonight Hockey Farkers, last game of the 1st round, only 1 team gets to play[cheat] on. Kronwall's out for a dirty hit that wasn't called in game 6, so look for the Wings to step up the [cheating], right Coop? [Cheating] begins @7:30ET
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(759)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nepalese earthquake survivors block relief trucks to protest lack of aid. You're doing it wrong
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(39)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Rescuers hunt for lost fisherman Ron Ingraham just months after miraculously finding lost fisherman Ron Ingraham
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Antarctica's Blood Falls explained" BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SNOW FOR THE SNOW THRONE
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(23)
 
(Dorkly)
 
 
 
And now, the Japanese covers for the Game of Thrones books. In manga (Not safe for work)
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Throne
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(13)
 
(Sabotage Times)
 
 
 
"I love the sheer lack of f*cks the Mozambican government give about having an AK-47 rifle on their national flag. It's the equivalent of having a big 'Beware of the Dog' sticker with an angry Rottweiler plastered on the front door"
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(67)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jon Bones Jones stripped of title; suspended fron UFC indefinitely following hit and run
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(42)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones
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(18)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
"Disgusting, unhealthy, demeaning...and just plain wrong"
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(10)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Of course, we would welcome extraterrestrial visitors to the Bronx"
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why the New York Times is naming names when it comes to who at the CIA is ordering the drone strikes that kill civilians
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man invents real Iron Man laser glove that actually works, which is both frightening and awesome at the same time
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(23)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman forced to copyright her own breasts to fight revenge porn. "I thought, well no, this must be wrong ... they're forcing me to disclose them further when that's what I was trying to prevent"
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(162)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Red Sox rally for walkoff win" which would be more newsworthy if they weren't facing Toronto: The Short Bus of the North
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(25)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
BOMB scare forces evacuation of Iowa Capitol. And is this case, BOMB is an acronym for "Burnt Out Macaroni Bowl"
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(25)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Photos of 8 Mailboxes that Didn't Survive the Maine Winter (w/pics)
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(59)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Last year: Sen. Rand Paul stages a dramatic 13-hour filibuster denouncing the use of drones as illegal and unconstitutional. This year: Presidential Candidate Rand Paul, "There is a valuable use for drones." He can has defense contractor money now?
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(46)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' star says watching ISIS chop heads off made pretending to chop heads off less fun
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(46)
 
(Fife Today)
 
 
 
'Moronic' thief facing jail after sustaining severe burns whilst trying to steal a live 11,000 volt electrical cable
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(89)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bad: Going the wrong way down a busy freeway. Worse: While on foot. Tulsa: And naked
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed last night's episode, Game of Thrones may have confirmed a fan theory, proving once again that GRRM has run out of his own ideas and is just crowdsourcing the ending to the series
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(224)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
LeBron James sinks an amazing shot in practice. Behold the King and his full court
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(29)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Tyrion and Varys have a smooth journey? Will Margaery's wedding be less red than Joffrey's? Will Littlefinger be creepy? Will we have to endure Daenerys this week? Find out at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(252)
 
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
"How did a population more than twice the size of Spain come to be at the forefront of a global payments phenomenon? And why hadn't we heard of it until now?"
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(11)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
As if "helicopter parents" weren't bad enough, now we have "drone parents" using drones to keep an eye on precious snowflakes. "Negative, Ghostrider, the playground pattern is full"
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cecily Strong at White House Correspondents' Dinner: 'Obama's hair is so white, it can talk back to the police'
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(27)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drone paraglider and gyrocopter could revolutionize delivery of troop supplies, campaign finance reform messages to U.S. Capitol
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(10)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese company makes light bulb which goes on when the power goes off. You're doing it wrong
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Cecily Strong bomb her performance? Will Barack Obama battle Elizabeth Warren to the death in front of a live audience? Here is your official 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner Thread. Coverage starts @ 6PM ET on C-SPAN
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(167)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Weller is the latest musician to be irate that British Prime Minister David Cameron enjoys his music
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(21)
 
(Pakistan Daily Times)
 
 
 
A demanding job can help fight dementia. Which explains the success of the Ronald Reagan presidency
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(11)
 
(The Dream Shake)
 
 
 
Dallas Mavericks have TWO players score 34 points each against the Houston Rockets. Irony: They still lost
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(7)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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(35)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Piloting a drone is so easy, even the brain of a honeybee can do it
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(18)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
That cast iron pan you think makes you such a good cook? Yeah, you're taking care of it wrong, dumbass
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(168)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Astronomers just detected light bouncing off an exoplanet. Here's why that's so exciting"
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(25)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sawyer Sweeten, who portrayed one of Ray Barone's twin sons on Everybody Loves Raymond, dead at 19. Suicide confirmed as cause of death
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(68)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Why some people become tree hugging environmentalists and some don't, explained
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(19)
 
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Ronaldo: "I want to slay pink in Los Angeles once my Madrid contract is up"
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama issues a formal "oops, my bad" to the families of two hostages being held by Al-Qaeda that were apparently killed during drone strikes on an Al-Qaeda compound in Afghanistan last January
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(97)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Hubble spots star explosion that astronomers can't explain. Quick, to the O'Reilly Copter
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(14)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
High school employee accused of stealing electronics, jewelry inside of school. Presumably to buy more hair for the large land mammal residing on her head
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(23)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You minions keep complaining about the 1%ers that are running and wrecking this great country but you're wrong, it's the 0.01 percent that own this country
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists just admitted to tweaking the genes of human embryos for the first time in history. What could possibly go wrong?
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(81)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Almost everything that's wrong with America in one sentence: Khloé Kardashian reportedly earns around $13,000 every time she tweets things like, "Want to know how Old Navy makes your butt look scary good?" to her 13.6 million followers
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(41)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Scott Walker celebrates Earth Day by firing 57 of Wisconsin environmental employees, suck it Libs
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(33)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good: Foreign country helps American mother reunite with missing daughter after father ran off with her years ago. Bad: It was the wrong girl
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(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to take the new laser facial procedure in NYC? Not a problem after you sign the coroner's release, funeral information, organ donation waiver
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Radioactive drone found on the roof of Japan's Prime Minister's home. Mothra, Godzilla, and Biollante sent to investigate
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(64)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Panicked pilot barely saves his aircraft before it crashes into the ocean. Yeah so it was his drone, that's still scary
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(9)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's a very good chance you've been saucing your pasta the wrong way your entire life
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(170)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Mayor of Anchorage's plan to deal with the city's chronic street alcoholics: Send them to Seattle
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(46)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pot smokers are more prone to false memories, according to a new paper subby just published
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(37)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You don't have to like Verizon's "customer service" to stay with them, but you do have to be rich. Or a moron. Or both. Says their CFO
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(88)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Three NBA playoff games tonight: First up, Celtics at Cavaliers @ 7 PM ET. Then Wizards at Raptors @ 8:00 PM ET. And Mavericks at Rockets @ 9:30 PM ET. Can Boston or Dallas steal one on the road? Will Toronto steal one at home?
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(166)
 
(Esquire UK)
 
 
 
Ron Jeremy tells us what he has learned in life. Other than the fact that bacon tastes good, obviously
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(42)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Not motivated to jog? A drone can help. Look how it's increased people's average running speed in places like Yemen and Syria
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(10)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jordan. LeBron. Jordan. LeBron. MICHAEL JORDAN. LEBRoken beer bottle to the head
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(73)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Environmentalists protest clean, renewable geothermal energy, presumably after binge watching Captain Planet and cheering for Hoggish Greedley
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP frontrunner? "Not Jeb Bush", who also goes by: "Not Ted Cruz", "Not Marco Rubio", "Not Rand Paul", "Not Bobby Jindal", "Not Scott Walker", "Not Chris Christie" and "Hahaha, no way in hell is it HuckFiorinaBrownback"
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(124)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Leaked Ultron post-credits scene reveals...
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(87)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge throws out charges against off duty cop that fired into an unarmed crowd, killing a woman, because the prosecutor accidentally charged the cop with the wrong crime. Oopsie
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(176)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The 45th President will have the have drones capable of tracking terrorists' cell phone signals through audio recordings and kill them. But will he be willing to use that even if it means innocent bystanders might be hurt?
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(72)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Astronaut posts awesome Star Trek selfie from space. Trekkies immediately take to social media to criticize choice of undershirt, incorrect stitching on hem of tunic
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(53)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Gwendoline Christie on the latest 'Game of Thrones' twist and whether Luke Skywalker or Jaime Lannister would win in a fight
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(102)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors GM Masai Ujiri thinks his $35,000 fine for cursing is FARKing stupid
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(14)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen and Ilsa Fisher welcome Monty Brian into the world. He's not the Messiah, but a very naughty boy
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(31)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will the Night's Watch endure? Will Arya choose destiny or family? Will Sand bury the Lannisters? How deadly is Prince Doran? Find out tonight at 9PM ET. It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. LGT recap of last week's episode
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(193)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you downloaded the first four "Game of Thrones" episodes that were leaked, HBO's coming for you
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(131)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When it comes to ideology, there's "no difference" between RON PAUL and RAND PAUL, according to RONNIE PAUL. CLIFF PAUL and CHRIS PAUL unavailable for comment
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(40)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Creator of the cronut says he HAS to eat one of his pastries every single day as part of his job. Poor guy (w/ deliciously sweet video)
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(19)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
You'd think that spending a ton of money on Kate Upton to pimp the Game of War app in television commercials would be a terrible move. You'd be wrong. Oh, so very, very wrong
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(116)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Random House believes it's wrong to give money to the estate of a Nazi war criminal in order to use his writings but it's all right to profit off those writings
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(49)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel apologizes to the Browns and their fans. Browns fans say they're already so used to failures, they didn't even notice he had done anything wrong
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(22)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
The glass around the zoo's gorilla enclosure is as strong as a gorilla. Almost
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(148)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that the bond between a dog and his person is as strong as the bond between a parent and child, because DAAAAAAWWWWWWW
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(51)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Culinary students compete for the chance to have their tang eaten by astronauts in space
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(12)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
For those disappointed that the SpaceX Falcon didn't deliver an earth-shattering kaboom, this GoPro video shot from the drone ship will cheer you right up
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(52)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit has 'come to Jesus' moment after realizing they're suing the wrong church
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bang & Olufsen 1Q profits amplified after strong sales
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(2)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran wants to be on Game of Thrones: 'I'm going to hound the producers for a part'
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(18)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Toronto raccoon climbs 650' crane to take a dump
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(36)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Michigan mechanic refuses to lube up homosexuals, handle their gay sticks or adjust their queer rear ends because "homosexuality is wrong"
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(107)
 
(The Takeaway)
 
Audio
 
Thirty years ago, Tommy Tutone (the band) played its last show. A couple months ago, they reunited in New York. Here's an interview with them talking about how they thought they'd made it...and how wrong they were
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(66)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The most wide open NBA playoffs in years is finally set, aka "Whoever Makes it Through the West vs. LeBron and the Cavs"
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Everybody is wrong about Cheryl's birthday
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(98)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays didn't want to let all you American hosers have all the fun on sports scandals - get ready for Turfgate
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(35)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Convicted felon hatches brilliant escape plan which basically consisted of just walking out the front door
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(72)
 
(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
TV network announces it will broadcast Game of Thrones episodes in Britain at the same time as they air in the US, which would be 2 a.m. limey time
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Post Office declares war on Congress. Lands attack Gyrocopter on front lawn of capitol building
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(249)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to remain cool as a cucumber as a Buckingham Palace guard after falling on your arse in front of hundreds of tourists
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(57)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Aaron Hernandez now listed as game to game on the Patriots injury report
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(305)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Those HBO shows people don't pay much attention to, as they leave the TV on between "Game of Thrones" and "Last Week Tonight," just got renewed
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(69)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bad news: Drone delivering asparagus crashes and burns. Good news: Grilled asparagus
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(32)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The Iberian ribbed newt defends itself by poisoning its own bones and shoving them through its skin. So naturally, humans thought, "What the hell, if any animal deserves to be an astronaut, this newt does"
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(20)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Rogue microwave ovens are behind the mysterious radio signals plaguing astronomers. So if you're burning popcorn in the microwave at work, you're technically committing two crimes against the universe
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(68)
 
(WNYC)
 
 
 
NYC council calls for NYPD to hire a thousand new officers to take the blame for everything that can possibly go wrong in the city
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(23)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
73-year-old millionaire "pay to play cop" who confused gun for Taser, killing unarmed suspect lying subdued on ground, cleared of wrongdoing by Tulsa Sheriff's Office. "You have to remember, this is Oklahoma"
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(437)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
And the first person to promise to move to Canada if Hillary is elected is: a divorced man who makes rocking chairs, doesn't own a TV, and once rode a bucking bronco 32 minutes
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(140)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
See, you don't have to pay taxes, because the IRS spells your name in all-caps. Or something. Man, is it just me or are the chemtrails really strong this morning?
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(136)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Some of the greatest album covers of all time reimagined with Marvel characters. Come for the Ultron crossdressing and stay for the Ultron crossdressing. Did I mention the Ultron crossdressing? Cause that totally happened
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(55)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, a virtual graveyard where you can mourn your favorite deceased Game of Thrones characters, including the show's best character, Joffrey
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(46)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The first major character killed off on 'Game of Thrones' this season speaks out about their well done death scene (caution: don't even mouse-over the link if you don't want spoilers)
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(109)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow learn something? Will the Daenerys storyline continue to drag on? Where will Tyrion go? Will the Sansa and Littlefinger plot remain creepy? Find out tonight in the Season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones. The blood spills at 9pm ET on HBO
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(247)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're tweaking on meth or K2 and start hallucinating that someone is trying to break in, don't go shooting through your front door. Plus, it helps to get rid of the 16-year-old runaway you've been harboring. w/tweaktastic mugshot
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
4 episodes of Game of Thrones Season 5 leaked on torrent sites. Now the pirates can be as stuck up and superior as the book readers
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(79)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will we have wet clownshoes for our first trip to the Bayou? Will there be more caution laps than green flag laps thanks to the new front wings? This is your Indy Car Grand Prix of Louisiana discussion thread at 2:30pm EDT on NBCSN
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(236)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new contender has emerged: Mother of the Year candidate dangles her 2-year-old child over the rail of cheetah enclosure at Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. What could possibly go wrong?
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong -- A New York taxi driver has been ordered to pay a cute lesbian couple $10,000 in damages after he told them to stop kissing in the back of his cab
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(187)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
You'd think Disney characters only did coke and had orgies in Robert Crumb cartoons. And you'd be wrong, according to Pluto
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(22)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nestle has been bottling Arrowhead water sourced from San Bernardino mountains in California with an expired permit. The permit expired back when Ronald Reagan was still president
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(52)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Don't fark with Nolan - the curse is strong. Rangers lose best starting pitcher and 2/3 of outfield in home opener, after setting a record for players on the disabled list last year. Happy now, Jon?
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(15)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
L.A. to control all of the city's street lights from a single laptop. How long before a couple of hackers with a drone turn the whole city into a giant game of Tetris?
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(38)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
You'll probably get some cool film by flying a drone around in zoo exhibits. But keep in mind that the chimps have anti-aircraft weapons
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(18)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs: We Canadian teams extreme parity also. Except for Edmonton and Toronto. They suck worse than warm Molson Canadian
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(65)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The week is almost over, let's finish strong so we can spend the weekend holding down a hammock. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you thought L. Ron Hubbard's writings were bad just wait until you hear his singing
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Three games into the season and the panic is already well underway in the Bronx
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walgreens to close 200 stores, or approximately .0000002% of their total locations. If you didn't crack your forehead on a Walgreens storefront while reading this, you live under a lava field, or 50 light years away from any known habitable planet
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(40)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
But what if Game of Thrones were set in the Middle East? asked no one, ever
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(40)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
The Federalist goes brony with a detailed breakdown of last week's season premiere, but they weren't looking for funny faces or animation glitches. No, they were looking for anti-marxist symbolism
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(105)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
India deploys pepper spray-firing police drones to break up riots (pics)
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers' Byron Scott says he wouldn't want some of his team members in a foxhole with him because they would "shoot him in the back." With a 20-58 record, the odds of hitting him are pretty slim
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(18)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Iron Chef Bobby Flay overcooks marriage, leaves it, well, done
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(59)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Oops." "W-what do you mean, oops?" "Some jerk put this the wrong way round." "Don't say 'oops'." "What do you say we try that again?" "Yes, yes. Yes. Without the 'oops'. Thataway"
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(37)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor declares war on "raccoon nation." (With awwwww-inspiring video)
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(65)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn, I say TORN, son, from the Front Page of the Bangor -- you're not listening' to me, boy -- I say, the Bangor Daily News: Hungry bobcat, raccoon captured at chicken coop. Together they're about as sharp as a bowling ball
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(47)
 
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
In the strongest effort yet to make the parties indistinguishable from each other, Democratic governor halts scientific learning in order to cater to religion
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(82)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Amazon's vision of the future of shopping resembles a cross between the 2001 astronauts and Idiocracy
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(66)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fourteen reasons man buns are wrong and must be stopped (pics of man buns)
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(91)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The Iron Man suit charted across 50 years in one illustration - it's almost aged as well as Downey Jr
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Confronted with onerous and overbearing federal rules, states decide to more or less do their own thing. Unsurprisingly, somebody has a problem with this. Surprisingly, it's Fox
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(84)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
George RR Martin may have no idea where the hell Game of Thrones is going, but the creators of the HBO show certainly do
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(39)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Voters: Our schools are overcrowded and in need of repair. School District: Sure thing; we just need a marginal sales tax bump to pay for it up front. Voters: Wait, we have to pay for it? Nope
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The last thing you want is a donkey ending up in the front seat of your car"
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(12)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New research published in Environmental Sociology this month explores the reasons behind humans' relaxed attitude to canine excement and the strategies employed by dog-owners to deal with it"
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(35)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brontosaurus returns. Fred Flintstone, Jesus excited to have their rides back
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On the one hand: A republican admits to "man-made" climate change. On the other hand: They blame environmentalists for starting it. And on the third hand: It's Carly Fiorina
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(121)
 
(IBC World news)
 
 
 
American tourist goes for a leisurely drive down busy road in Thailand. It went well, apart from driving down the wrong side for 30 minutes, hitting thirteen cars, injuring two people and having her wheels shot by police
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(64)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona signs law allowing people to receive medical lab tests without doctor consent. What could possibly go wrong?
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(121)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World's oldest person cedes the throne after a mere six days
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(76)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sophie Turner is shocked pervy online fans want her to hook up with middle-aged Littlefinger on 'Game of Thrones'
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(123)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the 56th time this season, the Los Angeles Lakers thought they could win that night, but it became the 56th time they were wrong this season, a record low for the franchise
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Younger kids benefit from having smart older siblings, benefit even more from having a smarter kid they can copy off sitting in front of them at school
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(23)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"We build a completely awesome box castle in our front yard for our our kids to play in and we get a notice from code enforcement?"
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(168)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's opening day at the newly rennovated Wrigley Field and we've got...Seats? Check. Grass? Check. Jumbotron? Check. Beer? Check. Bathrooms? ...Oops (Some Not safe for work images)
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(49)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saddam's dead-enders are still going strong, only now they're running ISIS
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(67)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The fate of the recovery of worldwide iron prices might depend on China and Australia. Ore not
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(18)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hey, gym rat - The latest thing you're doing wrong? Front lunges (w/video)
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(9)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Truly astounding is the diversity of visions for fixing Chicago: you can go the polls and select either Obama-acolyte leftist gibberish or Detroit-style leftist gibberish. Authentic frontier gibberish remains strictly an Indiana/Wisconsin thing
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(92)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Once again, if a headline ends with a question mark, the answer is always "no." Or, in this case, "No, you mouth-breathing moronic conspiracy freaks"
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(94)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What's wrong with just making a really nice stew? Is that wrong? Should I not have said that?
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford takes crack at Hockey Hall of Fame gig (with great pic)
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(9)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Walmart will happily sell guns, ammo, gangsta rap albums and murder mysteries, but Ronda Rousey is just too violent for them to stock her autobiography
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(30)
 
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
And you all thought that allowing portable electronic devices on board aircraft was a good idea
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(28)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Who's Van Halen's best front-man? The results are in. It's David Lee Roth by a nose
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Will Jamie rescue Claire from Black Jack Randall and the British Redcoats? Will Colum MacKenzie find out about the Jacobite gold? How the hell do you pronounce "Laoghaire" anyway? It's the return of "Outlander" (Starz, 9pm EDT)
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(25)
 
(I4U)
 
 
 
Iron Man turns 50 today. So he's got that going for him, which is nice
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(16)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Kickboxer explains that burglar who broke into his house at 3 a.m."found the wrong guy in the wrong place." The burglar had to be told few times
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(59)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Producers reveal the Game of Thrones character who is part of every episode, but you never knew existed
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(39)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
"Educators are pushing to marginalize exams. Testing is not just dying out as an irrelevance, like the slide rule: Tests are being killed off at all levels of schooling as an affront to human nature and dignity, like the strap"
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(46)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
A drone armed with a 4K 1,000 fps camera completes test flight. But, you can't afford one, unless your pockets are super deep. w/vid
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(19)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin says he's determined to finish new 'Game of Thrones' book by next year unless something really urgent distracts him, like a squirrel
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(110)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Study finds cigarette smoke makes you stronger, well that is if you are the MRSA bacteria
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(20)
 
(DCW50)
 
 
 
Furious 7 has so much adrenaline and testosterone that women who see the movie could become pregnant
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(54)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Kirk Cameron guest star on the revival of Full House?
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(70)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Police leave note to say sorry for raiding wrong home
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(22)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo State SGA has no sense of humor and freezes campus newspaper budget because of April Fool's day edition that 'reported' on drone strikes on the administrators and Gov. Cuomo banning snacks
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(40)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
The new marijuana concentrate, "shatter" is 6 times stronger than regular shadoobie
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(186)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Toronto Argonauts and Buffalo Bills win April Fools Day
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russian fishing trawler sinks; dozens of electronics technicians feared dead
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(69)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Legally blind woman given license to drive after special glasses help restore her eyesight. And now she can see that you all drive like MORONS
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(14)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Just in time for Aprilween, a new Strong Bad email
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(51)
 
(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
New Cannonball Run record: NYC to LA in 26 hours, 28 minutes. Multiple tags including Dumbass, Asinine, Cool, Hero, Sick, and Unlikely fight for the privilege of wearing astronaut diapers over enormous brass balls
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(145)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Front page ad NZ newspaper offers new BMW in exchange for any old car. Difficulty: dateline April 1. How do you think this will pan out?
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(19)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
LeBron James says he has only three friends in the NBA, and surprisingly their names aren't Me, Myself, and I
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(16)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Mysterious radio wave flashes from far outside the galaxy are proving tough for astronomers to explain. All 10 bursts' dispersion measures are multiples of a single number: 187.5
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(104)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
When your new law is too hateful and discriminatory even for NASCAR, you must be doing something wrong
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(81)
 
(DIY Mag)
 
 
 
A Kickstarter campaign by Tom Waits fans has been started to publish an "illustrated scrapbook," chronicling the making of "Tom Waits For No One," a short film released in 1979
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(36)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
A testosterone fueled supercut of car movies - Herbie: Fully Loaded With Steroids
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amazon drones strike Canada
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(8)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these incredibly strong soldiers
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(22)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Nearly all new champions, a resurrected Deadman, and Ronda Rousey's over 9000. The Rollins era begins tonight on WWE Raw: Smark Christmas edition (8pm EDT USA/9.99/Pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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(2188)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here' is a guy who built a carrot Iron Throne for his rabbit
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(11)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
If your cunning plan involves snatching the Girl Scout money box from the kids selling cookies in front of a store, then jumping into a getaway car, you may want to rethink your career plans
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(62)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"When it comes to science, Ted Cruz is no whiz kid. On the contrary, he seems to be woefully ignorant. We know this because despite his lack of expertise, he doesn't hesitate to make sweeping pronouncements about scientific matters"
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(169)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Great, now drones are making sheep dogs unemployed
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(25)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Remodel this storefront to guarantee plenty of customers
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(65)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sixteen things astronauts have accidentally revealed about life in space, including that you fart more in space, but can't fart yourself around the space station like Superman. Because ALL astronauts have tried
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(76)
 
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Turns out that Queen's manager was just being stone cold crazy when he said Sacha Baron Cohen would make the Freddie Mercury biopic. Or is just going very slightly mad. And there you have it
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(27)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Company is shocked, SHOCKED that they were asked to change their advertisements for hemp smoothies which included the slogans "Man, that's some strong stuff", "Just ask your dealer," and "Don't panic, we also do munchies"
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(7)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(RTT News)
 
 
 
Axl Rose once confronted Beastie Boys Adam Horowitz at a party and told him to stop ripping off Led Zeppelin
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists admit to being wrong, thus global warming is a hoax and recycling is a waste of time
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(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Nobody likes my BENGHAZI excuses? Well fine I'll just delete them. What? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" -Hillary
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(251)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former Navy SEAL who was shot 27 times in one firefight will run in a half-Ironman representing Carrick Brain Centers. You'll be able to hear the clanking of giant balls and bullet fragments for miles around
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(55)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pizza and ice cream parlor was front for family-run pot operation, police rai... waidadaminnit... Why didn't I think of that?
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(41)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
That's not a pair of Aussie boobs. This is a pair of Aussie boobs (not safe for work) - Hey, this went to the wrong video earlier. This is an update to that one. This actually isn't WTFark's fault
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(34)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Racist cupcakes? How bad could they .... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? (Not safe for work)
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(455)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
BMX rider crashes and burns attempting double front-flip, gets back up and wins the day
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like the Buffalo Sabres have hit rock-bottom after losing to the Arizona Coyotes. "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, I guess. But this is a whole new low right now"
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(17)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Aaron Schock bids farewell to Congress, just like Abraham Lincoln, his brother from another mother, did so long ago
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(37)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It was then that I saw a nine foot tall space alien chatting quietly to the astronauts
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(56)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Payday lenders would like to warn you that the new payday loan regulations are an affront to good business and they will repossess this country so fast, it'll make your head spin
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When it's okay to compare Jews to dogs: A) Never. B) Seriously, Never. What the hell is wrong with you? C) You're Lena Dunham and have no one in your life who says "no" to you
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(152)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
It seems Rand Paul has just shaken off the cray cray that is Ron Paul from his platform
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(47)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NFL executive: "How do we accelerate [the NFL] in Mexico, Canada and China?....We've concluded that Brazil and Germany are the next two frontier markets"
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(54)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Wyden (D-OR) backs Obama on free trade, faces possible primary challenge from his party's You're Not Pure Enough Unless You're Channeling Noam Chomsky And Haven't Bathed Since 1997 wing
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(99)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
13-year-old crashes van into pole, car and front porch while fleeing police, receives honorary Florida drivers license
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(21)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Having sex in front of children at a playground is not a good idea. Son, Daughter, I am disappoint
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(44)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the cure for motion sickness and it was right in front of their faces the whole time
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(20)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As everyone on Fark already knew, you've been cooking rice wrong
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(158)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Cubs would-be ace Edwin Jackson missed spring training start because Google Maps didn't update their spring training stadium metadata, directed him to wrong stadium. After arriving, he surrendered 8 runs in 1.2 relief innings
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
2,000 year old bronze mask of an ancient pagan god unearthed in Israel as archeologists casually dismiss the eerie noises, ominous background music and blood dripping from the moon
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(60)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
The FAA keep interfering with Amazon's plans to crash a delivery drone through your roof
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(25)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Most Americans hate the tax code, but for the wrong reason, Pew survey finds
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(129)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL will make his "I'm running for President" announcement in front of an aircraft carrier. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you towel dry your hair after a shower? You're doing it wrong
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(91)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
The pro-Putin strongman running Chechnya has taken to appearing in public wearing a full military uniform- of the Norwegian army, who would REALLY like to know how the hell he got it, and why?
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(52)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man trashes neighborhood, confronts police and shouts, "I'm famous now, look what I did." Did I mention he was naked?
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(17)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"Game of Thrones" hug pillow. Loneliness is coming
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy and Michele Fiore plan to open up a new derpatron collider in Nevada
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