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500 headlines found matching 'ron'
Sat December 03, 2016
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(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
WI businesses to write their own environmental regulations: "Just approving what they submit, versus us writing how it is they should meet the regulation. It will really take a huge burden off our staff, and that's good for our environment"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Hitting your boyfriend in the face with a squid in front of the bagel shop might not be normal where you're from, but this...is...FLORIDA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hackers steal 2 billion Rubles (or about one third of a Lebron) from Russian bank
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Rancher will not kill P-45 because P-45 is the cutest kitty in Southern California. And the best known, what with making the front page every day now
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago today, Enron files for bankruptcy. Holders of 5,600 jobs and $2.1 billion in pension plans get the shaft
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Thu December 01, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
How are Pats fans dealing with the news of Gronk's surgery? Answer: not well
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple plans to take on Google Maps ... from the air. With drones
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carrying the team on his back singlehandedly finally catches up with Gronk
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
2010: Nobody beaten by Toronto police during protests. 2016: Nobody allowed to proceed with lawsuit against police. Bonus video of police beating Nobody
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon's legal pot sales are coming to a halt because of testing for pesticides. "People are saying this is totally unfair. That's actually completely wrong. These things are expected of any industry where people are putting things in their mouth"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: This simple blank key
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 604: "Barking Up the Wrong Tree". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Astronauts hear mysterious knocking sound on space craft. William Shatner and John Lithgow urge examination of wings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Five things you need to know about Steve Mnuchin" strangely does not include how to pronounce "Mnuchin"
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda to adapt the Kingkiller Chronicles into a movie, TV series and stage production. All before book 3 comes out
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, 12/1/16, the FBI will be able to hack millions of computers with the sign-off from just one judge. And they can hack your computer even if you've done nothing wrong
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jodie Foster to star in directorial debut of Iron Man 3 screenwriter: a near-future sci-fi crime thriller that will definitely be awesome and not another "Elysium" that stunts a director's career
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's why Boeing 747s have that giant hump in the front
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The titular man in the high castle will have monkey strong bowels girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out we've been looking for aliens in all the wrong places. They're not up in space, they're down in one of earth's gigantic underground oceans
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Facebook mistakenly removes Zuckerberg's posts on fake news. You're doing it so wrong
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon drone falls to earth
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Tue November 29, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Pinheads in Florida government may be forced to deal with budget deficit due to Zika virus. Wait, that came out wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I never said anything about draining the swamp. Not at all. Wrong. Wrong. Your mouth looks like a butthole"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're looking for more realistic Christmas Cards this year, you can get The Three Wise Men and the Drone Strike or Joseph and Mary fleeing Aleppo
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
After all 12 regulation games, if a half-hour chess draw is played by two grandmasters in front of a mostly empty viewing hall, does it make a sound?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Can you be arrested for not showing your driver's license if you've done nothing wrong? Actually, it actually depends on which judge you ask
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland's J.R. Smith makes the wrong kind of NBA history in Cavaliers' win over Sixers. Really, it was nothing
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Disney World, but using 300 drones for a holiday light show is pretty cool
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle between two mean green teams between the Packers and the Eagles. Will it be Aaron Rodgers or Carson Wentz dominating the night? Who keeps their slim playoff hopes alive? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Bad Astronomy urges us all to take on Bad Science
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study reveals that if your gums are chronically flaccid, so is your weener
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Alexander Hamilton believed the Electoral College would prevent a man like Donald Trump from becoming president. Boy, was he wrong; Aaron Burr could have seen this coming
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
What if Einstein was wrong about the speed of light being a constant?
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Sun November 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
iPhone 7 vs world's strongest acid. Place your bets
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Chiefs ride the Broncos hard and put them up wet or can the Denver just tell Kansas City to Buck Off? Its's your SNF thread live on NBC starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"What's more, if you hold a bowl Buddha-like while eating, you are psychologically more prone to mindfulness about your meal"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Anne Rice has hinted that she may be adapting her Vampire Chronicles book series into an open-ended TV series "of the highest quality"
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Here's a head scratcher, Toronto Maple Leafs indefinitely suspend their (AHL) goalie.... for defending a disabled person who was being trolled on a hockey website. Couldn't they just file it under 'most goalies are psycho' and move on?
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Sat November 26, 2016
(The Awesomer)
 
 
 
Want to fly without leaving your comfy hammock? If only this drone were real we'd be in for some serious R&R
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Detective Harris joins Fish and Yemana in the big squad room in the sky. "Barney Miller" star Ron Glass dead at 71
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rivalry Week continues with the Governor's Cup, Michigan-Ohio State, MSU-PSU, the Iron Bowl and so much more. Anything can happen, and the action begins at Noon ET
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: Corona founder isn't making everyone in his village a millionaire after all
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You know something is very wrong in your city if parking spots are pricier than houses
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French astronaut arrives at ISS, is immediately asked to clean the clogged toilets
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Fri November 25, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Next Thanksgiving consider using a drone to deep fry your turkey
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Another moron who thinks it's just a wonderful time to be openly racist has lost his job
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Nov. 20: AlterNet writer Jeff Gillenkirk pens article on "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder," describes his own experiences with it. Nov. 22: Article greenlit on Fark Politics, and Jeff dies of heart attack in front of class of 3rd graders
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Skip Bayless: I can't believe Troy Aikman got pissed off that I claimed he was gay in a 1996 book while he was still playing. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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Thu November 24, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You may hate Jon Voight, but when he was in line at Walmart and heard the woman in front of him was buying turkeys for charity, he footed the entire bill to thank her for her efforts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What can be done for white liberals who have to deal with their conservative relatives this Thanksgiving, now that Trump has won the election? Subby suggests bring a Muslim friend and open carry, but subby's a little confrontational
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Defense-secretary frontrunner tells Trump beer and smokes work better on terror suspects than waterboarding does. Anti-torture advocates relieved somewhat; health scolds erupt in outrage
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's a long slog until Spring Training, so here's Bartolo Colon riding a scooter while wearing a Lebron jersey
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What will be the fallout of Takeover Toronto? Will everyone be happy for Sexy Star's title win? Will Lana learn how to throw a shotput from Jim Neidhart? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8pm ET
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Babylon 5 and Star Trek visual effects pioneer Ron Thornton, best known for bringing true CGI to TV, is dead at 59
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If your kid still has green hair from Halloween, you probably used the wrong dye
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister taught my son how to spell a word incorrectly; she said 'dilemma' was spelled 'dillemna' and people were too stupid to spell it right so it was changed. She refuses to admit she is ever wrong. Should I keep my son away?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to deal with troublesome dissenters to your throne? Stick them in as UN Ambassador, duh
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the NYT did right, and TV journalists got horribly, horribly wrong, by meeting with the Donald yesterday
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The FBI has cleared Brad Pitt of any wrongdoing involving his children, which paves the way for a rational, low-profile divorce with both parents making sure the kids' emotional well-being is a top priority
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
All Apollo astronauts have made up stories of lights on the moon
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
National Policy Institute founder Richard Spencer claims ending his speech by shouting "Heil Trump" and "Heil our people" at an organization's meeting celebrating Donald Trump's election was meant to be ironic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Revolutionary surgical procedure offers new hope for amputees. But will it be perfected before Donald cuts off Barron's hand during their light saber fight in Cloud City?
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Editorialist: I hated Breaking Bad. Mad Men sucked. Game of Thrones bores me. And now I'm about to quit Westworld. Why do I have such a hard time seeing what everybody else likes in these terrible shows?
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As if you didn't have enough to dislike him for, turns out Trump killed Sharon Jones
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Best Buy has somehow risen from the dead and become stronger than ever
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Sun November 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A mile-high skyscraper built on reclaimed land in a country prone to typhoons and earthquakes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Melania and her son Barron will be staying in NYC during President Trump's term. White House bunga bunga?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Starting a family is important and isn't selfish or environmentally unfriendly. It's a public good and it gets a bad rap." And off we go...
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Sat November 19, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura defend the NXT title against Samoa Joe? Will Mickie James be so fine she'll blow Asuka's mind? Will TM-61 deus ex machina the Authors of Pain? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: Toronto, 8 PM ET on the WWE Network
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(Silicon Beat)
 
 
 
"You're holding it wrong" 2.0
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed (no really) tiny echidna puggles born at Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A strong contender emerges for "Coolest Dad Of The Year" when a father uses Elite: Dangerous to take his daughter and her classmates on a tour of the Sol System
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers has been in near-total isolation from his friends and family for two years
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seriously, you're doing it wrong. Very wrong
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Pancreatic cancer claims retro-soul queen Sharon Jones at just 60. What have you done, 2016?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I am not Hillary Clinton," poll frontrunner Alain Juppe said. "And France is not America"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Death from the skies as 5000 calories of pizza makes its first-ever bomb run by drone
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
From acai to zabaglione, here's your guide to pronouncing those trickier restaurant menu items
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Fri November 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "He's inviting the biggest, ugliest 'Swamp Monsters' in the front door and he's turning them loose"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What Trump's early picks say about the looming Trump administration. 1. Racist, 2. Racist, 3. Moron That pretty much nails it
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The latest theory that we lost due to voter intimidation is wrong. Sexism was the most important factor
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When stigginit goes wrong. Trump supporters protest Starbucks by spending money there
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Next time you heat up cup ramen, add some sake. "Instead of a strong alcoholic kick, mixing with the ramen broth brought out more of the sweetness in its flavor profile, and also imparted a bit of pleasant creaminess to the broth's mouth feel"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Begun, the husband and cheating wife drone wars have
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
And now for your WTF moment of the day: Dance army of Pikachus show off their AWESOME synchronized dance moves
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones star Lena Headey is in a nasty court fight with her ex-husband over custody of her son. Just a tip for the ex? if she shows up in court in an all black dress, RUN
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Grandma didn't get run over by a reindeer, she just sent her Thanksgiving text to the wrong number
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Video claims France's first female astronaut screamed "Earth must be warned" before she attempted suicide
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Israeli agricultural minister gifts Russia with drone, manages to piss off the engineers operating the drone, the Spanish company that built the drone, the US government since the drone may have had US tech, and the Russians for not handing it over
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert addresses the Trump cabinet idiocy: "It's like Game of Thrones, but no one wants to watch them have sex"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Director of National Intelligence: My position is an oxymoron, so I'll be going now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Swedish union has set up a hotline for workers to report instances of "mansplaining". Actually, mansplaining is when you explain something, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chachi Loves Trolling Hannah Horvath: "What's wrong with Mexico? The weather's nicer in Mexico. They have beaches and stuff. Why don't you guys go there?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
So what was that mysterious flight named IRON99 that started in California, circled over Denver for a while, and then zipped off towards Oklahoma? Nobody's saying
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong when news anchor doodles on live TV...?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Begun the doomsday underwater nuclear drone war has between Russia and the US
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ditching my press pool for a steak dinner? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Statistics professor goes against advice and wins a lottery payout of $100,000. More amazing is that he already beat astronomical odds when he got a job with a degree in statistics
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It turns out we were all wrong about Mike Pence - he's actually a huge supporter of Planned Parenthood
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Tue November 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron calls Gregg Popovich "greatest NBA coach of all time". Phil Jackson calls LeBron's business partners a "posse." That's the New York way
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
AI robot Torobo-kun flunks entrance exam to U of Tokyo for fourth straight year, decides to get real job in industry where it can commiserate with fellow robot morons on the factory floor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Take this quiz to find out what steps Facebook & Google are taking to confront fake news
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Like to cook and want to win a free trip to Spain? Just submit your best environmentally responsible recipe to the United Nations
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire oil baron uses a gold-plated spray gun to make it rain at his brother's wedding (pics, etc)
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1867: ..... Wheat+5 ...... Corn+3 ......Iron-1 ......Tobacco+6 .....Soybeans-2
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My marriage ended after my husband had a two year affair with my protégé. She got pregnant. My ex drove drunk and ended up crashing into a semi; she lost the baby. I heard this and was happy. Is that wrong? What's schadenfreude?"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Gronk didn't play through Sunday's loss to Seattle with a concussion. He played through the game with a punctured lung
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
HBO confirms they're talking to George RR Martin about Pregame of Thrones spinoff
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Michigan police officer gets his geography wrong while trying to make the South rise again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know, it doesn't really count as environmentally friendly if you just push your houseboat into the sea and hope for the best
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No NFL game in history has ever been decided like this - as the Broncos block the Saints' extra-point attempt, and return it for a two-point defensive conversion ... and a 25-23 win
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
In Iowa, it's front page news when a new Mexican restaurant opens
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider not only found the Higgs, it detected an earthquake in New Zealand. Is there any thing it can't do (besides finding supersymmetry)?
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Sun November 13, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If watching bears dance to "Jungle Boogie" is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a wild day in college football, can Week 10 of the NFL season be equally exciting? Can the Broncos record a W in N.O.? Can the Steelers return to winning ways against the Cowboys? All this and much more with the games starting at 1 PM ET
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"Is this the famed Soviet Star of Voronezh?" "No, this is Patrick"
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Rosberg finally clinch the championship or can Hamilton get some help to keep his hopes alive? Will Ferrari or Red Bull threaten the Mercedes on the front row? This is your Formula 1 Brazilian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 10:30 AM ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"President Donald Trump will make the world safer by halting the slide towards international confrontation"
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Sat November 12, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello out there, we're on the air, it's hockey night tonight. Will Austen score or will Toronto bore? Will Lightning strike when the Sharks take the ice? The puck drops on the "early" games at 7 PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start harassing people on airplanes
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man who set up camp in front of a Best Buy explains why he has to be the first in line Black Friday deals. "I just can't have nobody taking my spot. It is a competition"
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How can ultrafast Initialization of a Hole-Spin Bound to a Te Isoelectronic Centre in zinc selenide be "Hi-fi"?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Social media comedians discover new big-gapped Toblerone chocolate bars are great for holding pens, newspapers, CDs, DVDs, or smartphones on your desk
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Can't poop? Try Botox. Can't stop sweating? Try Botox. Can't shake those chronic migraines? Try Botox
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump the next Ronald Reagan? Here are three reasons why he might be, and three more why he's not
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
At the 11th hour, on the 11th day, of the 11th month, the guns on the Western Front finally fell silent and the Great War was over. Here's to them, on the 98th anniversary. Good luck everyone...especially you, Darling
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
President Trump: How America Got It So Wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aaron Sorkin pens heartfelt note to his teenage daughter after Donald Trump is elected. It probably would have been better if he was still doing blow, though
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Donald Trump's transition team is assembling like a super-lobbyist Voltron." Presumably this is the triple humping robot version that never made it stateside
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
On the set with a Game of Thrones extra: "I'm lying there facedown, with an arrow up my butt. Not even face up so my mum could see me"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(HeliHub)
 
 
 
FAA says pilots are overwhelmed by weather data in the cockpit and it's often wrong: "Latency in transmitting data like NEXRAD means information presented as real-time may be 15-20 minutes old. That's a lifetime for a flight crew relying on it"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders vows to work with Trump on most things, just not his 'racist, sexist and anti-environment policies'. So nothing
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists have found what they believe to be an 'alien doorway' on the surface of the planet Mercury. Because all your astronomy news should come from lunatics
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
Weeners
 
Australian man faces $9000 fine for using a drone to pick up sausage at hardware store. In other news: You can buy sausage at hardware stores in Australia
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Did recent experiments at CERN's Large Hadron Collider cause the recent earthquakes in Italy? No, of course not. But that's never stopped the conspiracy theorists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dow Jones Industrial Average is back up due to a stronger than expected showing in orange futures
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Eric Bolling gloats in front of Megyn Kelly, who snapps "It's not about you"
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(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
How did we get it so wrong?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Only in Toronto could 20 people witness a man having his penis cut off followed by five gunshots and no one saw or heard anything"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I moved departments at work; my previous one had a masculine, bro attitude. My new department is mostly women, and the two men want to befriend me and say it's nice to have testosterone around. How can I distance myself from them?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that how we're imagining aliens is wrong, but how we're imagining aliens probably is wrong
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Gary 3% Johnson: aren't you Hillary voters supposed to be complaining that I cost you the coronation?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Why settle for anti-drone guns when you can have anti-drone warplanes?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney apparently planning to massacre guests for Christmas with new holiday drone program
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(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
A 1967 solar storm disrupted electronic communications so badly the military thought that the Commies were attacking
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes on repeat, says the polls are "purposely wrong"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ryan is sure that Trump, who has called Ryan a weak ineffective moronic pussy assed wuss of a man child idiot, can unify the party
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to legalization, U.S. weed is better and stronger and Mexico wants it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toblerone bars now have larger gaps between chocolate chunks, giving UK consumers less chocolate for the same price. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Vine.co)
 
 
 
How can you vote for a guy who doesn't know how to pronounce "Beyonce"
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Subby has always wanted an Imperial mouse droid for a Roomba, but having a drone shaped as the probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back ... (throws money at monitor)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers: The Packers are the Jeb Bush of the NFL
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Things less toxic to the environment than an Audi: pretty much everything aside from nuclear waste
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When this is all over and Trump looks back on where it all went started to go wrong, he will probably realize it was the day he decided to pick a fight with the Gold Star father who spoke at the DNC. In fact Trump will probably scream out his name
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Travel writer declares that being stuck in an airport is great, as you can hit the spa, golf simulator, massage chair, electronic shop, bar, designer stores, gift shop, sushi restaurant, and business lounge for only 12x your original ticket price
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Backpacker 'body slams' a crocodile after selfie photo attempt goes horribly wrong
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Sun November 06, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Broncos are 6-2 & trying to stay on track toward their 6th consecutive division title. The Raiders are 6-2 at the season's halfway point for the first time since 2001, so which team will prevail? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(NBA)
 
 
 
LeBron James, with 26,970 career points, moves to 10th on the NBA all-time scoring list, passing Hakeem Olajuwon. Next up: Elvin Hayes with 27,313
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Designer of new Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp logo apparently got his skills as an artist from Strong Bad. Look at that beefy arm, man
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Someone thought it would be a good idea to teach Google's "Deepmind" AI to play Starcraft. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Among the stupidest ideas we've ever saddled ourselves with, daylight "saving" time has to be among the most moronic. It ends tonight (until next Spring)...can't we make it end forever?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Maria Shriver challenges corporate America to take on Alzheimer's Disease. Which is ironic, since most corporate CEOs have an excellent memory recall until they are put on the witness stand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Astronomers surprised to find massive eye staring back at them from deep space: "Galactic eyelids last only a few tens of millions of years, which is incredibly brief in the lifespan of a galaxy" (pics)
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump decides that "financial bravery" is a thing. In front of a group of Medal of Honor recipients
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chris Christie aides Bill Baroni and Bridget Kelly found guilty on all counts in Bridgegate trial
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Taking care of a bunch of pandas is just like taking care of a bunch of babies. Big, strong, furry babies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is wrong with the NFL this season? Let's give our thoughts to the right and maybe find ways to improve the league
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Thu November 03, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Volkswagen splits with historian they hired to chronicle company's connections with the Nazi Party during WWII. He may now be hiding in the attic of a building in Amsterdam and writing a diary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What's that? Oh just another Russian-financed, Trump-branded property, Trump Toronto being placed in bankruptcy receivership, thereby wiping out middle class investors who are crying fraud, while the Donald himself loses almost nothing--again
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Back to the Future II was close, but it was Parks and Recreation that nailed their Cubs prediction
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Warren Moon puts his finger on what's wrong with the NFL this year: "There's a lot of bad quarterbacking out there"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If driving around on Halloween night with electrical wires protruding from your penis is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Wed November 02, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
China comes up with appropriate punishment for morons who drive around with their high beams on all the time
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If you only notice one astronomical event this year, make it the November supermoon, when the Moon will be the closest to Earth it's been since January 1948
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists find a structural similarity in both human cells and neutron stars
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Everything you thought you knew about daddy longlegs is wrong. They aren't spiders, they can't spin webs, and they are far from the most venomous arachnid in the world
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Tue November 01, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tronc goes plonc
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(Influenster)
 
 
 
As you watch your children sugar crash from Halloween candy binging, here's a survey of favorite candies by state. WTH Arizona - Toblerone?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In their divorce, who gets custody of the electronic data, Huma or the Wein?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man denies chanting 'Jew-S-A' at a Trump rally. He insists he was chanting 'U-S-A' as if he were speaking Spanish. "When you pronounce 'USA' in Spanish it sounds like 'Jew S. A.'"
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Mon October 31, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips got to experience being in a football game
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Economists: Trump is wrong on immigration
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't understand irony
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia legalizes medicinal pot for things like chronic pain, nausea, non-fatal attacks by Australian fauna etc
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Titanfall 2 is such a bust that it has already led Electronic Arts to their biggest loss in almost nine months
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Construction crews in Toronto under bombardment by bags of poop and they would like it to stop: "It used to be once a month. Now there are multiple piles. Everyone's been complaining. It's disgusting"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gronk gets his 69
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The best drone footage of the weekend is this Uber driver racing through rising sea tides to rescue a stranded Buddhist monk. And failing
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
MA switch to electronic tolling brings out people trying to beat the system. However, with a system made by Ratheon, you may want to watch out for the Phalanx mounted on the light pole over there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meteorologists optimistic that with new system of 'ensemble modelling', they can get the weather wrong as much as two weeks in advance with 100 percent confidence
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the game in London comes the regular schedule. Who will win the Pirate Bowl in Tampa? How about the pillow fight between the Jets and the Browns? How about the battle between Aaron Rodgers and Matt Ryan? The games begin at 1 PM ET
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Someone dumped a load of manure in front of the Ohio Democratic Party Headquarters
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(Futuramen)
 
 
 
"Ancient astronauts, pyramid power, ESP, big medallions and feathered hair. How much more 70s can you get?"
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Sat October 29, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Coroner: Oops so I accidentally cremated the wrong man. They both had the same name
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
How desperate is Ron Johnson (R-eally)? He approved a radio ad boasting he made sure to pass a law to allow all Wisconsin residents to watch the Packers play on TV. PolitiFact whistles the play dead
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Hate drones? Love pumpkins? (rubs hands together, laughs evilly)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The definitive ranking of Halloween candy, which is quite good other than being completely and utterly WRONG. SMARTIES 4EVAR
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(Ian Visits)
 
 
 
Experts had long thought the mighty stone foundations of England's Clifton Suspension Bridge were as solid as the bedrock they stood upon. The experts were wrong
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Fri October 28, 2016
(The Hutchinson News)
 
 
 
Thanks to a local land artist and his tractor, Trump is now the 100 foot tall gentleman from Verona. Well, maybe not gentleman
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
While we wait to see if the FBI finds an email from Hillary bragging about killing Vince Foster, let's watch Donald Trump sexually humiliating a woman in front of a large audience. "This is about getting even"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Purse snatcher in NYC picked the wrong holocaust survivor to fark with. Bonus: Her comments about Trump
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor on the $1.9 million the city spent on penis pills, "It stiffens my resolve." Subby would have gone with , "At least we didn't spend it on hookers and blow this time"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When confronting a Storm Trumper with proof of white supremacists supporting their candidate on live television, remember they react violently and idiotically when cornered with facts, as AJ Delgado demonstrated to Chris Hayes
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Thu October 27, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
On the campaign trail with former KKK leader David Duke:"When I'm speaking in front of a large crowd I imagine them wearing bed sheets. That usually helps with my stage fright"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. secretly expands its global network of drone bases to North Africa, let's see if anybody notices before we start blowing people up there
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Astronomers fnd beating heart of universe in remnants of ancient supernova
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As Halloween approaches, strong takes from the Atlantic today: Milk chocolate rules, dark chocolate drools and is a Marxist nightmare. And let's not forget the albino abomination that is white chocolate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert confronts Rudy Giuliani's continued denial of racism; in Rudy's mind, "racists don't exist; they're like unicorns and his sense of shame"
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(Open Culture)
 
 
 
At Green Day concert in Chicago, fan holds up sign, "I can play every song on Dookie." So what does Billie Joe Armstrong do? He calls him up on stage to play "When I Come Around." The fan does not disappoint
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(Newsy)
 
 
 
Italians living in New York City compain that Americans get Italian food completely, idiotically wrong, and don't even get them started on ketchup-and-cardboard New York pizza
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling: "Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren are at the core of everything that's wrong with this government". Why whatever do you mean, Curt? What do those two people possibly have in common?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dethroned Melmacian prince, Ted Cruz, vows to stop The Clin-ton's selections to the Humon Council of Supreme Judgement
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Wed October 26, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
According to the CDC this year's flu season is starting earlier than usual and the dominant strain is stronger than last year's. Just get the damn flu shot already
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(Gambit Weekly)
 
 
 
And a new front runner emerges in the race for the best description of a sex scandal plagued local politician who won't quit no matter what: Delusional Suburban Caligula
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(Science Fiction)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (10/26): You can read Civil War 2 #6, or you can just read last weeks Immortal Iron Man #1 if you wanted the ending spoiled by an incompetent publisher
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The average British soap opera is racking up more on-screen deaths lately than Game of Thrones
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers invent 'perfect' soap molecule that is better for the environment. Your roommate will still never hear about this
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(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
The question you've been asking yourself your whole life: Could an astronaut's corpse bring new life to another world?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
With no success in four downs leading him stuck at the plate after three strikes, Tim Tebow looks to his next great failure: GOP Frontman. Let's all take a knee and pray
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Suicide drones. That is all
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Tue October 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former Bronco Brock Osweiler's return to Denver can be summed up in one play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Even virtual reality isn't an escape from unwanted groping by drooling morons
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense successfully tests new anti-drone gun. Downgraded from Spiffy tag for lack of PEW PEW PEW
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey, let's start feeding the horde of raccoons living under our porch. What could possibly go wrong?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The anticipation for this matchup is a mile high, as the Texans take on the Broncos. Will Brock Osweiler tear it up on his old team? Or will the Broncos win another one at home? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What will Paul Heyman say with his client BROCK LESNAR? Will Chris Jericho turn on Kevin Owens in the Triple Threat match? Will Braun Strowman run through Sami Zayn like a Bronco? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
30 years ago, the horror of New Age music emerged, characterized by world's sudden love for songcraft of Enya, Yanni, and Enigma. Ironic genre of vaporwave survives today as satirical critique of its superficiality and capitalistic undertone
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"One more and I got 69 touchdowns. You know what I mean." - Rob Gronkowski, 14 year old boy
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Scary: Woman arrested for DUI after driving wrong way in I-4. Fark: While carrying loaded guns, handcuffs, multiple driver's licenses. Better remember her mugshot, people
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover "binary binary" stellar system, which puts them on the hunt now for tribinary and quadribinary systems, and if Gillette gets involved, quintibinary stellar systems
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
When the wrongfully convicted are exonerated and released from prison, there is no system in place to reintroduce them to society, iPhones, Zihuatenejo
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Wait, so you're saying Hillary has been investigated more than virtually anyone on the planet and has been cleared of any wrongdoing?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Inspired by complaints from cleaning staff about too much hair in the drains, hotel offers instant per-night discounts at front desk for balding guests. That's right, less toupee
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Fark's patron saint Weird Al. Here is his first TV appearance with the much missed Tom Snyder
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In Japan children ride the subway alone. In Spain children don't have set bedtimes. In Scandinavia children are allowed to sleep outside in the cold. Meanwhile in America, you won't let your child play out front without a whistle around his neck
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's National Drug Take Back day, so go ahead and take all of your drugs back to back. Hrmm, I may have that wrong, but let's go with it
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Sat October 22, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly was so intent to smear Sam Donaldson in his book, "Killing Reagan", that he fabricated a confrontation between President Reagan and Donaldson, that inadvertently implied Reagan was no longer fit for office
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Astronomers just built the largest map of "holes" in the universe to prove Einstein was right about gravity
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Fri October 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cubs one win away from going to the World Series. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Women (and some men), you've been putting your bra on wrong this whole time
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's always a tragedy to have to bury a parent. That doesn't mean you should panic and just plant him in your front yard when you find him dead
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop people getting up on the wrong side of the bed
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Baby boomers are falling out of love with sports cars, as their age and bloated self-regard make it difficult for them to squeeze into those tight front seats
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cool: Your mom buys you a Vivienne Westwood shirt. Fark: She didn't realize that the lovely golden pattern on the front in fact depicted a huge orgy all across the T-shirt
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(Short List)
 
 
 
How crappy t-shirts, ironic band merch and millennials ruined style: "Everyone is milking the look of dressing like an absolute twat. We've been dressing like trash for so long we've forgotten what actual style is"
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
New national polling shows Donald Trump surging ahead of Hillary Clinton after his strong performance in the last debate
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watching this Japanese block plane shave off 8 micron thin layers of wood is the absolute perfect calming remedy for last nights debate
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The next season of Game of Thrones will undergo a Gendry-fication
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Everything that's wrong with MLB instant replay happened when Adrian Gonzalez didn't score. Is there a your Mom joke in there somewhere? Let's go to the tape
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good grief, Snoopy has been fired by Metlife. The Red Baron seen smirking in the distance
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Achtung. This is not a test. This is Rock and Rol-waitaminute, wrong headline... Hey, you, out there in the cold, writing fiction, getting old, can you see this? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Oops, I forgot again" edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes on Twitter before 5AM again, pronounces himself the winner of the debate. A check of all known alternate realities disputes this claim - even the one where he's running against a sentient fern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread: This week, Victor Von Doom dons the armor in Infamous Iron Man #1. He's probably the biggest actor to come out of Latveria
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The prank to beat this Halloween is this guy's flying Harry Potter Dementor using fishing line and a drone
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(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
State Police warn motorists not to turn around and follow wrong-way drivers. You ain't the boss of me, pal
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Pentagon's new telescope could finally locate that spatula dropped by an astronaut in 2006
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Manipulating the neurons of mosquitoes, cannibals, could convince them that humans taste disgusting
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
What's worse than being stuck in rush hour traffic? Some asshole with a drone taunting you for not using Uber
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
PFT wants answers on Aaron Rodgers' issues, justice for the Falcons, and freedom from the fun police. Also, they'd like extra vacation, chocolate cake, and a pony for their entire staff
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump invites mother of Benghazi victim who holds Clinton personally responsible for the death of her son to sit in the front row of tomorrow night's debate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As first lady, Melania will address online negativity. We're running low on irony tags
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Mon October 17, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It should go without saying, but don't use a drone to shave your head
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Goldberg accept the challenge to fight Brock in Toronto? Will Rusev get off of Roman Island? Will Cesaro play on his phone during Sheamus' match? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are you rubbing soap on your body with your hands during showers? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. With helpful pic of someone you'd like to do it wrong with
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Proof that people can change - a story on how the son of the founder of StormFront came to denounce white nationalism
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians might have to compete naked in Toronto
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The secret to lava hunting is proper footwear. Because stepping into lava with the wrong shoes really, really sucks
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Which?)
 
 
 
If you bought your carbon monoxide detector off Amazon or eBay, better contact them pronto, assuming you're still alive
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Bustle)
 
 
 
You've been eating pizza wrong your whole life. Except in New York. You're fine
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Fri October 14, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump on Lindsay Lohan: "Don't stick your dick in crazy? WRONG"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Starry-eyed millennials enter the #bonezone, soon realize that perhaps taste in ironic sweaters might not actually be sufficient grounds to hold up a random middle-aged undecided guy as All That Is Best In Democracy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays take on the Cleveland Indians in Game 1 of the AL Championship Series with Estrada vs Kluber tonight starting at 8:00pm eastern on TBS
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pastor in Indiana confronts children by threatening them with the gun in his waistband. Just like Jesus did
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(Editor In Leaf)
 
 
 
"After scoring four goals in a 5-4 overtime loss, a member of the Toronto media proceeded to ask Toronto Maple Leafs star Auston Matthews the dumbest question ever"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scots voted Remain to keep the strong British pound and stay in the EU. How's that working out?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Broncos bounce back against the Chargers? Or will Philip Rivers lead his team to victory? Will there be more Bronco fans than Charger fans in the stands? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James almost got reunited with Dwayne Wade in Cleveland, but the Cavaliers could not afford him
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sticking crisps between your drunken boobs in front of the students and saying how sexy they are is no way to get ahead in life, headteacher
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Oldest astronomical observatory on earth found in Australian bush: "Some people say this is Australia's version of Stonehenge. I think the question is, is Stonehenge Britain's version of Wurdi Yuang? Because this much, much older"
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Irony, thy name is Donald Trump
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers Ron Rivera is not concerned with Cam Newton riding a scooter. Slow news day indeed
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In new video game, you play secret service agent Dick "Rock Hard" Johnson, tasked with saving Ronald Rump from assassination attempts (or not) by the liberal media and socialism using wrestling moves and broken physics
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Ronald McDonald forced to keep low profile amid 'creepy clown' epidemic"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump tells the right people at Wilkes-Barre rally to go prevent the wrong people from voting in Philadelphia
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If a nutjob is in your yard stabbing your inflatable sports mascot, maybe you shouldn't just walk out and confront him
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Tue October 11, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Electronics retailer HHGregg announces its hours of operation for Thanksgiving: NONE
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Mustang sales are down in the US which may signal an end to the powersliding madness (Powersliding into curbs. Powersliding into drive-thrus. Powersliding into parked cars. Powersliding into divided highways. Powersliding in front of freeway traffic)
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Greg Hardy to move to MMA, challenge Ronda Rousey
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary's lonesome white male supporters. Surrounded by all those strong women. So sad. So surrounded
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Front end development e-learning course bundle. JavaScript, HTML, CSS, jQuery. (Sponsored Link)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico, Monday morning: "EXPERTS: TRUMP STOPS THE BLEEDING WITH STRONG DEBATE." Politico, Tuesday morning: "ok our polling shows Clinton actually won the debate 42-28 but whatever"
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Chron)
 
 
 
After yesterday's game in Minnesota, the only question is how long until the Texans dethrone the Browns for saddest team
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski flips out on live television after being confronted with the knowledge his boss is a rapist
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Drone bird with controller app. Looks kind of... angry. (Sponsored Link)
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Toronto's biggest social media star does zombie stuff on stage. First time that sentence has ever been written
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
NASA confirms that they flew a huge drone over Hurricane Matthew to gather important information about storms, especially to find out if it's possible to deliver pizzas by air during a natural disaster
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Debate officials put the kibosh on the plan to have Bill Clinton's accusers sit in the Trump family box and confront Bubba directly
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's "strong" debate performance puts him back in the race
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ruth's Chris Steak House: For every point Michigan beats Rutgers by, we'll knock 1% off of your bill from the Sunday following the game to the next Thursday. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sun October 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Odell Beckham, Jr. continue to be a little biatch? Will Aaron Rodgers rip up the Giants secondary? Will Eli Manning find a way to be relevant? Will anybody be watching? Here is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Iron Fist is unleashed in the latest trailer
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Behold the PancakeBot. Because America wants their breakfast crêpe printed out in the shape of the Eiffel Tower, a dinosaur, or an astronaut
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Sat October 08, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these heron hunters
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Second place finisher in Iron-man Triathlon disqualified for A) Using performance enhancing drugs, B) Skipping one leg of the race C) Using chapstick
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Phandroid)
 
 
 
So it's come to this: drone data plans
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(Mic)
 
 
 
The Daily Show's Ronnie Chieng has the only appropriate response to Jesse Watters' incredibly unfunny and racist Chinatown video: "It's actually the year of Go Fark Yourself"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Dear Burglar, It's one thing to steal my jewelry and electronics. But when you kill my dog that's crossing the line
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The hottest new tech 100 years ago today were tanks: "We may some day see squadrons of these mechanical armadillos maneuvering against each other in the open field - truly a sight for the gods"
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(Owensboro Messenger Inquirer)
 
 
 
Man brings a front loader to a crane fight with his brother
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thomas Dolby describes an evening spent at Michael Jackson's house. Nothing weird, just a big throne, kids playing, Jackson wanting to die like Elvis, etc
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A full day of baseball gets underway this afternoon. Texas looks to even their series against Toronto at 1PM Eastern. Then, the Indians try take a two game lead over the Red Sox at 4:30. Both games on TBS. It's your ALDS Discussion Thread
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So, I dressed my elementary school students up as racial stereotypes, posted the photos to Instagram, and called them assholes. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Postseason baseball continues today with Toronto taking on Texas at 4:30pm eastern and Boston at Cleveland at 8:00pm eastern. PLAY BALL
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Mike Pence thanks the wrong university to open the vice presidential debate, calling it "Norwood" instead of Longwood. Apparently the mistake was just wide right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Buck's plug addiction nearly cost him his voice. Maybe he was putting them in the wrong place
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, Florida is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya
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(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start eating paint
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The whole state of Nevada has been wrong all along
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Post Media, owner of the Toronto Sun newspaper, offers a $1,000 to catch the Toronto beer can thrower. Fark: it's someone from within the company
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Wed October 05, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is officially too crazy for Ron Swanson
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Black and Blue Apron
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins front office: Because of Matthew, we're shutting things down. Miami Dolphins offense: we're way ahead of you guys
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
J-pop group apologizes for late-arriving member, says she misread kanji en route to performance and took wrong train. What illiterate could possibly mix up 青海 and 青梅?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Amazingly intelligent and insightful Slate writer uncovers subtle parallels between our current political environment, Trump supporters, and "Idiocracy," which is all something nobody else has ever noticed, ever. Slate, it's what intellects crave
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
No matter how bad the canned beer in Toronto is, it's still no reason to throw one at Orioles left fielder Hyun Soo Kim while he's attempting to catch a fly ball
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 22 fascinating maps showing how Americans speak English differently, including how we can't agree on how to pronounce crayon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York environmental activist dubbed 'trash man' spends a whole month wearing every pound of garbage he consumes as clothing, and will keep at it until he is buried under his own mountain of garbage
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Tue October 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS attacks Kurdish wedding after finally getting through the third season of Game of Thrones
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Dear Entergy Electric, Please put stronger locks at your electric utility substation. Thanks. Sincerely, 8,000 Arkansas customers currently in the dark
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The strange thing about being the leader of a caliphate is that you're just as prone to eat some bad hummus as anyone else
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Postseason baseball gets underway tonight with a battle of the birds. Baltimore Orioles (Tillman 16-6) at Toronto Blue Jays (Stroman 9-10). Winner goes to Texas, loser goes home. Its the AL Wild Card play-in game. Coverage at 8pm Eastern on TBS
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania gets out in front of recent spate of clown scares with a 'clown threat bulletin'. Threat levels range from white face paint to red noses. Yellow-stained balloon trousers mysteriously missing
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
MLS players peeved they're still flying commercial instead of charter, bumping into same air travel hassles as commoners. "We're on a Southwest flight to Kansas City and a lady in front of us said, 'Why are you guys flying Southwest?'"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ford to reintroduce the Bronco SUV to its lineup. First 5000 buyers will receive a commemorative pair of black leather driving gloves - one size too small, of course
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Drones...this marvel of technology, this amazing piece of the future now, these drones...are being used to deliver burritos
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson's ancestors were sued for environmental pollution in 1871, because of course it's genetic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Broncos D remains #1, Wilson's arm going forward advances the Seahawks to #2, Steelers have 43 reasons to be #3, and the Patriots freefall 2 spots after getting mocked by the Bills. This is your 2016 Week 5 ESPN Power Rankings Pre-Brady Edition
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama: Republican voters think I'm 'the Antichrist', and guess what, they're not wrong BOOGA BOOGA
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Five "craft" London food and drink brands that are ironically creatures of The Establishment
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Ronald McDonald does a better Black Sabbath cover than Ozzy can
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Hillary on Assange: "Can't we just drone this guy?" But Trump is the dangerous one
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
George R. R. Martin's next Game of Thrones book "The Winds of Winter" is on schedule to be delayed again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd looks like an idiot after confronting Rudy Giuliani on a Tweet from a parody Giuliani account
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Sun October 02, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New book reveals the common foods we're all mispronouncing the names of. Except for subby, who is the kind of food prat you don't ask for dinner twice
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Family business partner doesn't see anything wrong with taking $300,000 from the company when he's about to get fired
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two injured after e-cigarette explodes on the Hogwarts Express. Apparently, some muggle didn't get the memo that you can't use electronics around wizards
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes, the VP debates are generally pretty boring. Yes, you should watch them anyway. And if you drink every time "taxes" are mentioned, we strongly suggest not using liquor for the sake of your liver
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"It's science. You can't deny it; male Hillary Clinton supporters have lower testosterone than male Trump supporters," says noted scientist and Fox News shill Tucker Carlson
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children is #1 with $26 million, Deepwater Horizon #2 with $20 million, Magnificent Seven #3 with $15 million. Masterminds proves moronic at #6 with $6 million, career Suicide Squad plunging to #10 with $1.8 million
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Son, 12, is a huge gamer. Is it wrong to force him to try a sport?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Pence refuses to pardon man wrongly convicted. Hey, a lotta people get wrongly convicted... like Jesus. Nobody helped Jesus, so Fark this guy
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Instead of using a boot to immobilize a car for unpaid tickets, why not stick on a device that blocks the view through the windshield? What can go wrong?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Automakers will be soon be able to test autonomous cars with no steering wheels, brake pedals or human drivers on California roads thanks to Gov Moonbeam. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Woody Allen's new Amazon Prime series illustrates exactly what's wrong with streaming services, the illusion of supplementing cinema, and of course Woody Allen
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Fri September 30, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Police issue warning for clowns on Long Island to get back in their clown cars and stop jumping in front of other cars
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