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Headlines matching 'rock'
Sun February 12, 2012
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(NPR) Stupid California chef serves up twigs, rocks, moss, and lawn clippings for $50 an entree, calls it "Wilderness on a Plate"  (npr.org) (50)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Oregon Live) Caturday Going from life on the streets as a feral to being a Blue Ribbon winner is not easy - but as Tank the cat will tell you, it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n roll on Caturday  (oregonlive.com) (528)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Joe C. Sidekick) Followup Kid Rock steps out from Waffle House melee to refute his Not-Made-In-Detroit clothing line charges; "Let me first start off by cordially inviting you to go f*ck yourself"  (kidrock.com) (152)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Mercury News) Dumbass Mitt Romney comes out from under his rock to prove just how out of touch he really is: in the battle of Komen vs. Planned Parenthood, he's still rooting for Komen  (mercurynews.com) (61)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Scary The rate of STDs is skyrocketing among sexually active senior citizens. Keep that in mind the next time your Nana wants to give you a kiss  (mnn.com) (95)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Asheville Citizen Times) PSA I-40 in western North Carolina which was closed due to a rockslide is now closed due to two rockslides  (citizen-times.com) (27)
(UPI) Silly College student sues fraternity for negligence because he fell off a deck after a bottle rocket went off in another student's rectum  (upi.com) (43)


Wed February 01, 2012
(11 Alive) Spiffy Mayor bans Rocky Horror Picture Show performance from city-owned theatre for being 'too risque', so supporters rally funds and move the performance to a theater that's just a jump to the left  (carrollton.11alive.com) (161)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LiveLeak) Amusing Kickboxing match won by dreaded rock, paper, scissors maneuver  (liveleak.com) (21)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Celebitchy) Silly William Shatner : Rocket Man :: Joseph Gordon-Levitt : Hey Jude  (celebitchy.com) (19)
(Boston Herald) Obvious Lenny Kravitz goes on tour for first time in five years, is angry at modern radio for burying him. "Rock radio won't play anything with horns and pop radio won't play any guitars"  (news.bostonherald.com) (93)


Thu January 26, 2012
(CNN) Followup Costa Concordia captain says striking rocks and sinking was a mistake  (cnn.com) (28)
(JSOnline) Spiffy Rockwell reports 22% surge in net income, the feeling of people watching them  (jsonline.com) (15)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Boston.com) Interesting Florida retirees confused by how to fix Social Security, along with the Google, rock music, and their VCRs  (boston.com) (72)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Houston Press) Sad Experts say to expect more arrests of people shoving steak down their pants as meat prices skyrocket this year  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (123)
(YouTube) Obvious Gingrich: I supported Rockefeller over Goldwater  (youtube.com) (19)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Discover) Interesting Size *does* matter. Especially when you're rock hard  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (12)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Spaceman) Photoshop Photoshop this rockin' spaceman  (i.imgur.com) (44)
(Telegraph) Cool I'm not saying we spied on them with a pet rock...but we spied on them with a pet rock  (telegraph.co.uk) (6)


Wed January 18, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy You know what else SOPA/PIPA will destroy? Our ability to see William Shatner sing "Rocket Man", and dammit Jim, I don't wanna live in that world  (youtube.com) (11)
(Yahoo) Obvious Mitt Romney is a kind and generous soul who has been giving millions of dollars per year to one particular charity. And that "charity" is a certain church known for its magic underwear, golden tablets, and talking rocks  (news.yahoo.com) (164)
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Lady Gaga claims to have invented 'avant-garde techno rock'. Only 35 years after Devo did it, close enough  (3news.co.nz) (84)
(Yahoo) Interesting Falco becomes a national hero in Italy. Look, I like "Rock me Amadeus" as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous  (news.yahoo.com) (51)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NASA) Weird In initiative to attract youthful hipsters, NASA.gov runs Internet music radio station so that fans can listen to the latest space rock while admiring the latest space rocks  (nasa.gov) (32)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Think Progress) Hero Not news: Iraqi immigrants open restaurant in Mass. News: Vandal throws a rock through the window to drive them out. Hero: Veterans show solidarity by organizing a mass patronage of restaurant  (thinkprogress.org) (83)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy 30 Rock's Katrina Bowden strips off for Maxim, leaving you typing one-handed for a week  (dailymail.co.uk) (78)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Life.com) Cool On the 50th anniversary of NASA announcing the construction of the Saturn rocket, which would eventually launch every Apollo moon mission, marvel at some of the coolest spacecraft models ever built  (life.com) (26)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Kansas.com) Obvious Attention Kansas Jayhawk fans: There is no 'WHOOO' in the Rock Chalk Chant  (kansas.com) (33)


Sat January 07, 2012
(LOL Fight Card) Cool Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Jardine Middleweight Championship discussion thread. Preliminary bouts start at 8pm ET on Showtime Extreme  (sbnation.com) (152)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Followup After Black Keys drummer Pat Carney accurately called Nickelback "shiat," Nickelback responds exactly how you'd expect the shiattiest "rock band" in the world to respond, "Thanks...hehe"  (rollingstone.com) (121)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Gizmodo) Cool This girl has steel balls: She snuck into a Russian military rocket factory, took amazing photos and then gave authorities the finger when they asked her to take them down  (gizmodo.com) (59)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Rock wants to avoid water war with Arizona. Rowdy Roddy Piper is in, though  (mesquitelocalnews.com) (63)
(Fox News) Scary Fox News explores whether every musician except Kid Rock is part of a secret conspiracy to keep all the really good campaign songs away from the GOP  (foxnews.com) (251)
(Fox News) Interesting What's the difference between a slow cooker and a Crockpot? Let me grab a drink from my Thermos and wipe my nose with a Kleenex, and I'll see if I can explain  (foxnews.com) (76)


Mon January 02, 2012
(YouTube) Cool They're still around and floating around in some kind of Space Rock classification, but Kasabian is still having fun and breaking shiat. This is Switchblade Smiles  (youtube.com) (12)
(Bleacher Report) Interesting Will Kane's message of hate and Libertarianism further demoralize John Cena? And just who will be the mysterious person that returns on 1/2/2012? Brodus Clay? The Undertaker? Brock Lesnar? Akeem? Find out on WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA  (bleacherreport.com) (½)
(YouTube) Video On NYE, while Justin Bieber and Cee Lo were butchering Beatles/Lennon songs on live TV Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler and Weird Al sang "Come Together" at a small restaurant on Maui. Yeah, it rocked  (youtube.com) (98)


Sat December 31, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Alistair Overeem defeats Brock Lesnar via first round TKO. Brock immediately retires and challenges The Undertaker to a match at WrestleMania XXVIII. Well, he didn't do the second thing, but you know that's coming  (espn.go.com) (106)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Interesting Brock Lesnar calls WWE "Fake". Man, that F-5 he botched at Wrestlemania XIX must have really scrambled his brain  (bleacherreport.com) (191)
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing Hey man, is that Freedom Rock?  (iheartchaos.com) (27)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool A Kings of Leon rocker and his Victoria's Secret spouse are going to be first time parents. There's no obvious baby bump to showcase just yet but there are a couple of Angel poses worth viewing  (bittenandbound.com) (13)


Sun December 25, 2011
(YouTube) Sappy Merry Christmas, ya'll. Rocking it '80s style with Billy Squier and the MTV crew  (youtube.com) (11)


Sat December 24, 2011
(SeattlePI) Interesting Overturned ice cream truck closes down Interstate 69. I guess you could say this ice cream spill made for a *puts on sunglasses* Rocky Road. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH   (seattlepi.com) (32)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Snakkle.com) Amusing Awesome gallery of Wrestling Superstars' high school yearbook photos. Come for The Rock's stache, stay for Goldberg's JewFro  (snakkle.com) (64)
(Mother Nature Network) Scary Five of the scariest ski slopes in America. "Paradise begins with an eight-foot drop and continues through a steep obstacle course of trees, rocks and, often, ice - this is east coast skiing after all"  (mnn.com) (112)
(News.com.au) Scary Brigitte Nielsen hospitalized due to long-term effects of "Rocky IV"  (news.com.au) (54)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Short List) Interesting Julianne Moore gives the best impersonation of Sarah Palin by an actress from 30 Rock since Tina Fey. Hands down  (shortlist.com) (103)
(LA Times) Obvious Axl Rose says he won't pull a Marlon Brando or Michael Moore scene at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. But don't count on seeing Slash  (latimes.com) (102)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Cracked) Fail The thirty-six worst action figures of all time. The true highlight of this list? The slab of meat from Rocky  (cracked.com) (103)
(Yahoo) Interesting Researchers have pinpoint the origin of the rocks used to build Stonehenge to a quarry nearly 100 miles away from the site; think that most of the workmen who delivered the stones didn't even know where they lived anymore  (news.yahoo.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Obvious For the record, Schoolhouse Rocks' "I'm Just A Bill" does not anywhere mention House-Senate conference committees or what happens if the House and Senate disagree on a bill  (mcclatchydc.com) (102)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Warming Glow) Hero "Community" flash mob to visit NYC's Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree in effort to save the show. This message is approved by Annie's Boobs  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (83)
(YouTube) Amusing Our favorite Taiwanese animators take on Kim Jong-il's death. Come for Dear Leader's descent into hell, stay for Kim Jong Un's rocket penis  (youtube.com) (51)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Will Spurs bounce back after getting jobbed by the Potters? Are Chelsea finally getting their groove on? Can the transfer window open soon enough for a crocked United? All this plus a huge City v Arsenal match in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (223)


Fri December 16, 2011
(LA Times) Sick Some throw rocks, others throw bottles, and then there's this guy  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (73)
(YouTube) Amusing The cast of "The Muppet Show," "Sesame Street," and "Fraggle Rock" join together for "A Muppet Family Christmas" originally aired December 16th 1987. Enjoy  (youtube.com) (15)
(Marketwatch) Unlikely The market will be up 10% in six months, according to an analyst who just polished off a fresh crack rock  (marketwatch.com) (27)


Thu December 15, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) PSA Detroit police on the lookout for a thief who stole Bob Seger's iconic guitar. They believe it was someone who LIKED TO ROCK  (wxyz.com) (25)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Washington Post) Hero Goodnight, rocket man  (washingtonpost.com) (29)
(NBC) Amusing Tina Fey has a secret in "30 Rock" season 6 preview, and it looks like it's boobies  (nbc.com) (45)
(USA Today) Interesting Remember watching Atlanta Braves' John Rocker being pumped every time he pitched? Well ... about that  (content.usatoday.com) (77)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Coke Zero + Mentos = Rocket Car  (pressherald.com) (22)
(New York Daily News) Followup Baldwingate intensifies yet again, as flight attendants union ups the ante on Alec Baldwin, demanding he be put on no-fly list and that 30 Rock be removed from all in-flight entertainment. Your move, Alec  (nydailynews.com) (81)
(Orlando Sentinel) Hero Alice Cooper: "Go see a local rock band and they are boring. They are in their Dockers, their Gap shirts. It's like 'I just want to be one of the guys,' and that's not what rock 'n' roll is about"  (orlandosentinel.com) (198)


Thu December 08, 2011
(TMZ) Interesting WAR ready to declare themselves after Rock and Roll Hall of Fame snubs them in favor of the Beastie Boys  (tmz.com) (152)


Wed December 07, 2011
(IndyStar) Interesting "Hey man, is that freedom rock?" "No, it's just 185 pounds of packaged hydroponic marijuana stuffed in a bunch of musical speakers"  (indystar.com) (104)
(BBC) Interesting The 2012 list of inductees to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has been released. Guns and Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys make the cut. Welcome to the Geritol  (bbc.co.uk) (237)


Mon December 05, 2011
(ABC) Scary California woman challenges husband to game of Rock, Scissors, Penis  (abcnews.go.com) (40)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing Trey Parker and Robert Lopez on "Book of Mormon" Grammy nod: "The Tonys, I went kind of classy, but a little rocked out, but Grammys, I don't know. It might be like a chicken outfit or something? A chicken costume?"  (music-mix.ew.com) (21)


Wed November 30, 2011
(SLTrib) Misc Former mayor of Salt Lake Rocky Anderson set to join the circus, after he figures out what he will call his new political party  (sltrib.com) (13)
(Huffington Post) Silly "Seven things I learned from Star Trek." Missing from the list: dropping a rock on a lizard man works every time  (huffingtonpost.com) (49)


Tue November 29, 2011
(NYPost) Scary Obama's unbelievably ill-timed visit to New York City on the same day as the lighting of the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center will be a thousand times worse than 9/11, according to a totally unbiased source  (nypost.com) (171)
(WISHTV) Amusing Indiana college students use $45K grant to heat water using the sun. Grad students unimpressed, continue banging rocks together to make fire  (wishtv.com) (28)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida There's nothing creepier than a strange man knocking on your door late at night and when you answer he rocks his hands back and forth like he's cradling an invisible baby  (nwfdailynews.com) (19)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Starpulse) Cool "Rocky" has been named the favorite sports film of the UK. Sorry, "Cool Runnings"  (starpulse.com) (75)
(Starpulse) Cool Kid Rock raises $375K for charity by saving Old Milwaukee cans  (starpulse.com) (22)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy The gem that Rolling Stone missed: the 12 greatest keytarists in rock  (29-95.com) (57)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Rolling Stone) PSA I'll save you 100 clicks -- Rolling Stone Magazine says that Jimi Hendrix is still the greatest rock guitarist, and demonstrates that the guitar is an old man's instrument  (rollingstone.com) (165)


Tue November 22, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Amusing Dennis DeYoung says he foresaw current recession in 1980's Rockin the Paradise (related news: Be on lookout for overlord robots)  (tampabay.com) (51)
(Short List) Unlikely Stallone announces a Rocky musical. Because if there's one thing musical theatre fans love, it's boxing  (shortlist.com) (24)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop these mossy rocks  (i.imgur.com) (29)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Will the Rock and Cena connection no-sell everything Awesome Truth throws their way? Will JobMo finish jobbing his way out of the company? Can CM Punk get back the belt he never really lost? It's WWE Survivor Series, 8 PM ET on PPV  (sports.yahoo.com) (2166)


Wed November 16, 2011
(G4TV) Cool Skyrim ships 7 million copies since release. In related news, missing persons reports skyrocket  (g4tv.com) (896)
(AZCentral) Strange Tips for getting along with your roommates: 1) Always pay your bills on time. 2) Don't let your dishes pile up in the sink. 3) Give your roommates a heads up before leaving a severed bison head on a decorative rock in the front yard  (azcentral.com) (56)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Oregon Live) Obvious PBS rockstar chef Christopher Kimball advises Thanksgiving cooks to "strip down the menu. Have the turkey, mashed potatoes and one other vegetable. And then forget the salad. Forget the six other sides"  (oregonlive.com) (225)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Tourist spots Christ's image on cliff. Jesus rocks  (dailymail.co.uk) (57)
(Washington Post) Sad It's the beginning of the end for Community as NBC puts it on midseason hiatus to make way for the return of 30 Rock. Evil Troy and evil Abed finally get their revenge  (washingtonpost.com) (137)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool This the greatest night in the history of wrestling as The Rock returns to Raw. Has HHH recovered from his devasting beat down by Nash? Will Cole plug twitter? Is three hours too much? This is your Monday night Raw thread  (wwe.com) (lots)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Celebitchy) Strange Tom Cruise sang and danced 10 hours per day to prepare for "Rock of Ages." That's a LOT of Bob Seger  (celebitchy.com) (33)
(Gizmodo) Cool Rideable Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*  (gizmodo.com) (19)


Sat November 05, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup Puerto Rican baseball team ready to relaunch the Rocket  (nydailynews.com) (13)
(Canoe) Scary Paper covers rock. Rock breaks scissors. Scissors stab neck  (cnews.canoe.ca) (23)


Thu November 03, 2011
(YouTube) Cool Cool: awesome cover of Science Fiction Double Feature from Rocky Horror. Fark: by Moby, Stephin Merritt, Amanda Palmer & Neil Gaiman  (youtube.com) (52)


Wed November 02, 2011
(BBC) Obvious Investigation continues into how rockfall left 15 mobile homes teetering on the edge of a cliff in south Wales, although initial findings indicate that rockfall was to blame  (bbc.co.uk) (41)


Tue November 01, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Florida Nine-year-old girl who was told to stop eating candy on the school bus does the logical thing: spits at the driver, throws rocks at the bus, and then tosses a chair at a cop  (thesmokinggun.com) (395)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Apparently the test for sorcery in Saudi Arabia is beheading. If you live, you are innocent. If not, then you weigh more than very small rocks  (dailymail.co.uk) (210)
(CNN) Interesting Forget orange juice futures, peanut butter is SKYROCKETING  (money.cnn.com) (120)


Mon October 31, 2011
(DNA India) Strange Indian scientists announce successful creation of lab-grown cumulus clouds in Operation Schleprock  (dnaindia.com) (15)
(TC Palm) Florida Police ignore blonde woman's bumper sticker that reads, "If this van's a rockin,' don't come a knockin.'" With I'd hit it photo  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (93)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this rocket man   (latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com) (32)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Flickr) Photoshop Photoshop this rocker  (farm7.static.flickr.com) (28)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid US Senate comity hits rock bottom. In other news, Senate comedy at all time high  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (35)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Strange Georgia Supreme Court to hear arguments in alligator case. What a crock  (ajc.com) (16)
(The New York Times) Obvious Morgan Stanley posts third-quarter $2.15 billion profit. You got a rock  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (120)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad You may be a sellout if you're a rock and roll band named Tea Party and you agree to sell your domain name to the political Tea Party in exchange for an Airstream full of cash  (vancouversun.com) (142)
(some ding-a-ling guy) Cool Chuck Berry is 85 today. Still reelin' and rockin with no particular place to go  (gibson.com) (29)

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