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69 headlines found matching 'robbery'
Wed February 14, 2018
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Hogzilla" spotted raiding dumpster in Hong Kong. Beijing desperately contacting Tokyo to borrow Mothra and Rodan
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Mon February 12, 2018
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Mail thieves steal 500 cockroaches. If caught, the penalty is 5 years in federal prison. That's a year for every 100 cockroaches, or more than 2 cockroaches a week. And you were told there would be no math. You were told wrong. How many cockroaches?
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"For sale: Red-nosed, polka-dotted clown car." Surprisingly this isn't the subject line of your mom's adult section craigslist ad
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Wed February 07, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While it's pretty hard to get fired these days if you're a cop, get caught red-handed after robbing a bank WILL do it
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Memphis police find dead body in van a month after impounding it from a shooting
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Meet the criminal masterminds, Zachariah and Hezekiah, who got chased away from their own armed robbery by someone that wasn't even supposed to be there that day
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Tue February 06, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"A man was arrested Monday morning for attempting to rob a Big Daddy's Pizza with a large metal pole"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"A man was arrested Monday morning for attempting to rob a Big Daddy's Pizza with a large metal pole"
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
The FBI has posted billboards looking for the Chameleon Beard Bandit, whose beard apparently changes color based on its surroundings
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Bank robber who left copy of drivers license at scene looks exactly like Non from Superman 2. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
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Fri February 02, 2018
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
7 guys with guns rob phone store near where police are holding training. Bonus crazy surveillance video
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
It's easy to condemn a petty thief if you haven't walked a mile in his shoes. But it's considerably easier if he's walked a mile in yours and still has them on when the cops arrive
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Wed January 31, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
He's got the 'panty' thing down pat, and the 'raid,' but what's up with the bull skull?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Cat burglar's two-year neighborhood reign of underwear terror comes to an end after furry culprit gets caught red-pawed
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Deep State will be monitoring calls to the bullpen
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Can anybody read what is on this robber's eyebrow and throat in this mugshot?
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Shoot the hostage?
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Thu January 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you're a former child star with a famous face, about how long will it take police to find you after you go on an armed robbery spree? Burbank Police: About 1 day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thanks to rookie salary cap, first-round NFL draft picks forced to resort to robbery to make ends meet
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Eight Baltimore police officers charged with using "The Shield" as instructional video
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah, good luck with that
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop steals clothes off man's back, then in a cover-up I'm sure he totally thought would work, shoots his gun and says a group of people at a nearby hookah bar robbed him
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Sun January 21, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What do night-vision goggles, text messaging fromage and spy oysters have in common? They're helping French farmers reduce theft from farms
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Fri January 19, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Worst bank robber ever?
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Thu January 18, 2018
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
♪♫ Robbery Raccoon, in search of a Zune, broke into a Knoxville iPhone store ♫♪
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservative lobbyist who just happens to be a radio host with "controversial" opinions claims he was assaulted by a masked man with pepper spray who then vanished into the night in a dark SUV. Be sure to tune into his show for more exciting details
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(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
But detectives had him in handcuffs within hours after discovering the note he left at the bank was written on the back of his girlfriend's pay stub
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Amarillo Globe-News)
 
 
 
Pointing a BB-gun at someone while robbing a pizza joint in Texas goes as expected
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It takes a certain set of nads to steal a hundred pot plants from the police at a guarded crime scene
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Well, Johnny, how was school today? OK, I guess. Tommy farted in homeroom, and we had pizza for lunch, then the cops came in and shot up the armed robber, so can you come an pick me up early?
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
States that have legalised the evil weed now reap what they sow with their evil crop: violent crime and murder are way down in all of them
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Fri January 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to know where to and not travel to in Mexico? This map will make things easier for you
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: Casinos have really, REALLY good cameras. If you're going to rob one, at least wear a disguise or something (with REALLY good suspect pic)
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Tue January 09, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Serial criminal makes poor tattoo choice
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Mon January 08, 2018
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
After being laid off by corporate, Jim and Dwight fell on hard times and resorted to a life of crime
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ex-prisoners talk about their most brutal cellmate: "I told him J.R.R. Tolkien didn't invent elves. He told me to close the door. I knew he wanted to fight"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bad guy with a knife stopped by good guy with a chair
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit now 12.5% less stabby than before
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Thu December 28, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Do not leave your debit card at the scene of the robbery you just committed. Bonus: Mighty forehead, maybe fivehead mugshot goodness in article
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Gunman robs local Family Dollar in under 10 seconds. Well honestly, how much time would you actually need?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I'll be taking this Fiji water and whatever cash you've got
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Wed December 27, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Protip: if you try to rob someone at a casino and fail, I mean let 'em go, because man, they're gone. Fark: Seriously, quit. Don't follow the guys for 20 miles to a police station parking lot and try to rob him *again*. Just sayin' is all
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Tue December 26, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida robbery quiz: 1) beat with vase 2) stripped naked 3) shot at 4) found in gas station 5) all of the above
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Mon December 25, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yeah go ahead and rob a store in one of the country's busiest airports on the Friday before Christmas. I'm sure that the cops won't be around. Oh what's that? You're also on the DEA's Most Wanted list?
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
There's calling the cops after your weed gets stolen stupid and then there's calling the cops and accusing them of stealing your weed stupid
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Sun December 17, 2017
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Hello, 911? Yeah, I'm stuck in a chimney. Well, it's not my chimney. Um, can we not go into that? Also, please don't send the cops
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret robbers used stun guns, mace, got away with $1500 in merchandise. What's that, like five thongs?
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Shoeless suspect asks for the death penalty after calling 911 and demanding entry to the building because he left his probation papers behind. And some condoms
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Wed December 13, 2017
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
From the "Fat Chance" Department - If you picked up any bank robbery cash thrown on 15 Freeway, police would like it back
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Tue December 12, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Murder. You?" "Armed robbery. What about you?" "Bark, bark"
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A disabled woman is suing the police after she was accidentally locked in a station when officers forgot she was there. A police station with no police? Sounds a bit fishy to me
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery driver delivers hot lead to robber during shoot-out in 10 minutes or less
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Actor James Woods witnessed a robbery while playing poker in Vegas. He wasn't much help to the police, however, as the robbers distracted him with a piece of candy
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
When stealing Teslas, get your stories straight, and don't drive past the cops in your stolen cars
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Thu November 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Pistol-packing granny would have gotten away with the bank robbery if she only put some wheels on her get-away walker
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Mon November 20, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Softer Side Of Charles Manson. In other news, the L.A. Times is now a clickbait mill
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, try to use a better disguise than a pink floral nightgown and black lipstick, especially if it's the same bank you work at
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Wed November 15, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ohio executioners have to use a special pillow to prop up terminally ill inmate, so he can breathe while they're killing him. Or they could just wait
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Sat November 11, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Cops bust two burglars wearing 'Ronald Reagan' masks, post your pithy comment about trickle-down economics, giving to the 1% et al. to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gambler gets kicked out of Las Vegas casino. Pulls slot machine handle, OJ.....OJ.....OJ Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Someone finally was able to make a fast getaway from the Mercedes F1 team. Unfortunately it was robbers outside the track in São Paulo
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Knife-wielding man with porn magazine armor"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Kum & Go robbed Monday night, Boy George wanted for questioning
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Tue October 31, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"He fired a warning shot into his ceiling, but when the burglars appeared unfazed, he fired two more shots at them." Fail tag is for both burglars, one of whom is no longer with us
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Sun October 29, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"We want to give our pink fairy hero and his acquaintance a big pat on the back for preventing this offender from getting away"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Embezzle millions of dollars? Your team of high-priced lawyers will see you never spend a second in jail. Steal $1 and a houseplant? That's 7-1/2 to 15 years in the big house for you
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Sat October 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There are several lines of work where it is appropriate to bring your 6-year-old daughter to work on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day. "Bank robber" is not such an occupation
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Gas station clerk chooses hard way, with picture goodness of the effect on the robber. Hero tag is for clerk
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Police seek help identifying boobs involved in bank robbery
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