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Headlines matching 'robbery'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Some Hardcore Guy) Ironic Worker Pepper Sprayed In Buffalo Wild Wings Robbery. Victim quoted as saying "OW OW OW"  (wtae.com) (12)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Fail DUDE, the guy in full police uniform probably isn't in on the robbery  (ajc.com) (158)


Wed February 08, 2012
(wptv.com) Florida "You got me red-handed," bank robber actually tells officer after dye packs explode all over his getaway car  (wptv.com) (29)


Tue February 07, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Iowa City CrimeStoppers release surveillance photo of man stealing a "Fark Me Silly #1" model "mega masturbator" from adult toy store  (thesmokinggun.com) (89)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Ohio.com) Dumbass A new frontrunner for Douche of the Year emerges as a 20-year-old steals a 6-year-old's lunchbox. At gunpoint  (ohio.com) (91)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Click On Detroit) Interesting Employees at Detroit McDonald's locked in freezer after store robbery, enjoy the break from Michigan weather  (clickondetroit.com) (17)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Toledo Blade) Strange Man uses the old "statue of liberty" play to stop a curling iron wielding robber  (toledoblade.com) (20)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Short List) Dumbass Guarding the door during a bank robbery and trying not to shoot yourself in the foot is tougher than it sounds  (shortlist.com) (10)
(Some Guy) Strange Woman On Run After Bank Robbery. Police describe her as tough and ruthless. Wait. Correct that. Police describe her as rough and toothless  (wtae.com) (38)


Wed January 25, 2012
(CBS Charlotte) Interesting Three men attempt home invasion robbery with handgun, shotgun and sword, are fought back by homeowner and another resident who introduces them to his little friend. Or as they call it in South Carolina, Tuesday  (charlotte.cbslocal.com) (47)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Scary Botched Waffle House robbery leaves man scattered and splattered  (ajc.com) (112)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Yet another Bonnie & Clyde robbery  (news.yahoo.com) (32)


Wed January 18, 2012
(YouTube) Unlikely Anyone who's ever had to deal with a drunk guy at a party knows how annoying they can be. But it's even worse when you're trying to commit armed robbery  (youtube.com) (7)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Jacksonville Daily News) Dumbass Jailed man accused of hiding handgun in rectum. Damn near killed him  (jdnews.com) (40)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid After armed robbery and two shootings, cops are asking: Do you recognise this butt cleavage?  (couriermail.com.au) (43)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Townhall) Hero What do you call it when someone steals money secretly? Theft. What do you call it when it happens openly by force? Robbery. And if a politician takes takes it in taxes and gives it to someone who is more likely to vote for him? Social Justice  (townhall.com) (76)
(IndyStar) Fail Robber pulls the old "hard object in the back" routine. Employee counters with the "real gun face-shootin" maneuver  (indystar.com) (208)


Fri December 23, 2011
(NJ.com) Interesting Toll booth robber: "Give us all the cash." Toll booth worker: "Dude, you're in the E-ZPass lane"  (nj.com) (49)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida When you're dressed in women's clothes and trying to rob a McDonald's, running into a hungry Homeland Security agent can be a real drag  (palmbeachpost.com) (38)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup He was a nice guy. He was a quiet guy  (news.yahoo.com) (64)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Robbing your college bookstore is probably not the best way to deal with the high price of textbooks  (theindychannel.com) (58)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Burlington Free Press) Spiffy Not news: armed robbery. News: caught on security camera. Fark: world's first "photobong" (w/ pic)  (burlingtonfreepress.com) (33)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Stupid If you're going to rob a business, make sure the patrons can't run faster than your mode of getaway transport  (abc.net.au) (26)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Short List) Asinine Bankrobber: "This is a stick up" Everyone else: "This is a physiotherapists"  (shortlist.com) (12)
(Some WV Guy) Weird Never tap on the drivers window of a Brinks armored truck looking for a job  (wvgazette.com) (52)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Kansas.com) Interesting Continuing yesterday's theme of robbery interuptus by handgun I give you the pizza delivery guy  (kansas.com) (40)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Denver Channel) Obvious Soldier getting robbed on a walk pulls out his own gun  (thedenverchannel.com) (109)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Daily Mail) Hero 73-year-old takes bottle of wine to knife fight and wins. In vino, testiculis  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Man who killed an Aldi security guard found dead in his prison cell. He will be charged $1 for the body bag  (chicagotribune.com) (33)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The Morning Call) Fail The dangers of representing yourself in court: "What did the robber sound like?" "He sounded like you"  (mcall.com) (34)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Denver Post) Strange Police: What was the robbery suspect wearing? Witness: He was wearing a pair of socks. Police: Okay, what else? Witness: Ummmm  (denverpost.com) (5)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup That 15-year old kid who stabbed a Chicago cop to death? Turns out, the cop was his grandma. Most. Awkward. Thanksgiving. Ever.  (news.yahoo.com) (105)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting Five nerds charged in candy stealing spree. They thought they could make a fast break, but police are reserving a special dark place for them in jail  (ajc.com) (36)


Sat November 05, 2011
(KTLA) PSA Before you try to rob the store make sure there aren't any martial arts experts right behind you  (ktla.com) (74)


Fri November 04, 2011
(BBC) Sick "He is believed to have dug up the remains of young women at various cemeteries and put dresses on them"  (bbc.co.uk) (94)


Wed November 02, 2011
(azfamily.com) Spiffy You know you've got a true friend if he's willing to commit robbery to pay for your bail  (azfamily.com) (10)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Quad City Times) Silly "Spider-Man robbed a local gas station Sunday night, threatening the clerk with a machete"  (qctimes.com) (32)


Wed October 26, 2011
(AP) Obvious The natural-gas boom has led to old-west style hell-raising, and an increase in violence, rapes, robbery, cattle rustling, rapes, and thefts  (hosted2.ap.org) (129)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Washington Post) Strange If you're armed with a fake bomb and a real gun and still get beat up by the sub shop owner, maybe robbery just isn't your thing  (washingtonpost.com) (8)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Naples Daily News) Florida You can rob our store. You can take our money. But don't even think about running off with my baby daughter  (naplesnews.com) (95)


Sun October 16, 2011
(LA Times) Silly MR. MAGOO BANDIT CONTINUES TO TERRORIZE THE GREATEST CALIFORNIA AREA. What do you mean turn off my capslock key? THAT RUINS THE WHOLE JOKE, DOY  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (37)

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