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63 headlines found matching 'robbery'
Tue July 26, 2016
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(Time)
 
 
 
It takes a Pokemon Go player with a gun to stop a Pokemon Go player robber
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Mon July 25, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
University of Iowa defensive lineman Faith Ekakitie gets mistaken for bank robbery suspect, held at gunpoint by police. Alibi: he was playing Pokemon Go the whole time
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Fri July 22, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Plastic bag instead of a glove? Check. Hoodie on 90 degree day? Check. ATV getaway vehicle? Check. Time to rob a bank
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it's possible to take research for a novel about bank robbery too far
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Sun July 17, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
The situation is berry serious, hopefully we can freezie organized crime in its tracks
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
FBI finally catches San Diego's "Hipster Bandit" after his year-long spree of bank robberies. Ironically, he wasn't a hipster at all, but a former Army sniper who served in Iraq and Afghanistan
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Police detain and tase man for looking like a robbery suspect, confirm he isn't actually their suspect, but arrest him anyway for asking questions
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Bank robbery suspect exits bathroom covered with feces, shares with deputies
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had 'a couple of days' before criminals began ambushing Pokemon players in isolated areas, come forward to claim your prize in the corner of that lonely parking lot behind that abandoned warehouse. (I think I see a Pikachu)
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Sun July 10, 2016
(New Vision)
 
 
 
Why do people even bother with armed robbery in Uganda when the resulting angry mob will travel miles to find you and your buddies, and the cops don't give a rat's ass if they do? "When we reached the scene, the mob had lynched the suspects to death"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This confirms it - Either Chuck Norris is a time-traveling immortal bank robber, or his clone is, or clones. Dear God, how many time-traveling immortal Chuck Norris bank robber clones do you think there are?
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Woman robbed at ATM by man who tells her 'times are hard' before fleeing. In his Audi
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese job interviewer / attempted robber may have successfully robbed Dollar General later that evening. The man has ambition, no doubt
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Mon July 04, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Rules of a successful robbery: 1) choose your victim carefully; 2) have an escape route planned; 3) don't shoot yourself in the groin; 4) see Rule 3
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Tue June 28, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian robbery: "Gimme your wallet, please." "OK, here. Have a good day" "Thanks, you too"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Video
 
An amazing take-down of muggers targeting tourists in San Francisco is caught on camera
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Sun June 26, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mayor carjacked at gunpoint in a residential area. First guess the state. Then guess the city
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Sat June 25, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A group of watch thieves clocked in a record-setting $6 million in stolen goods, though their time ran out when police started to tick off a list of their probable targets and laid a trap
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Thu June 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Why did you go on this crime spree, ma'am?" "That spiked drink from Chick-Fil-A made me do it"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Wait. Picture in your mind the mugshots of the criminal masterminds that robbed a Dunkin' Donuts at gunpoint. Ok. Now click
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for armed robbers who used a pink gun. Pinky Tuscadero and Snagglepuss are wanted for questioning
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia teenager who killed a man after agreeing to buy his PS4 on Craigslist gets 40 years in prison. By that time, she'll be ready to kill someone else for a PS7
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Sun June 19, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Second contestant from The Voice has been killed in the last week, putting ultra rare trifecta in play
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Venezuelan schools have no class and no principals, also no food and armed robbery in the hallways. American inner city schools look on with envy
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Robbery suspect fails geometry class
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Sat June 11, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Puppy stolen at gunpoint has been found safe. Lots of puppies freely available at local shelter. No armed robbery needed
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
"Incognito bandits" caught after cops figured out they didn't have a disguise for their car
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Rapist who claims he raped so that he would be sentenced and then be able to revenge his child's death, gets sentenced to 25 years. Seems like a little shoplifting or armed robbery could have done the trick
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Thu June 09, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man carrying umbrella robs bank. Police commissioner asks Batman for help
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In America they call it an arrest or a "collar" but in France, they call it " Ass fouettant avec du fromage"
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Wed June 08, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Putting explosives in your pants is almost never a good idea. Ask this guy
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Tue June 07, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Robber pro tip: Before you storm into a McDonald's restaurant to rob it at gunpoint, make sure there is no elite military force sitting inside
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Instagram bank robber' sentenced to three years of jail Snapchats
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Thu June 02, 2016
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Regular poker game in Boulder robbed by armed man and his getaway horse
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Tue May 31, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Can it really be considered 'armed robbery' if your choice of weapon is a sharp rock?
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Sun May 29, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
More Florida than Floridians: Illinois trio travels to Florida to rob bank. Illinois: Using a taxi as a getaway car
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
HALO character look-alike charged in bank robbery
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Couple of guys manage to steal £170,000 worth of vans using a secretive thief's tool called a "Jiggler." Bonus: Article contains an image of an entire set of "Jigglers," just in case, you know, you ever get locked out of your own van or something
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
His plan for getting rich stealing wheelbarrows was going fine until he started firing off his shotgun
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than armed carjacking with a full bladder
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Mob in Venezuela burns man over $5. "The mob didn't know at first what Roberto Bernal had done, but he was running and that was enough"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A man approaches an elderly neighbor asking to use the phone, strips naked and steals two walking canes
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
Man hit with bear spray and it turned out not to be the worst thing that happened to him that day: "The victim testified the fumes he'd carried in on his clothing got into the toilet paper in the bathroom with painful consequences later"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House: referring to criminals as "felons" or "convicts" is not what America is all about. From now on, were calling them "justice-involved individuals"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Mighty Thor arrested for shooting two New Hampshire police officers (with "I am unworthy" pic)
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Libya's Central Bank hires safecrackers to break into own safe. At least that's what we're telling them. (Bonus: It actually is a bank robbery)
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
You can't afford your $20.30 restaurant bill, so you A) beg the manager to overlook it this time, B) offer to work it off, or C) call 911 and report an armed robbery
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to poultry insurer, rise in hen hipsters has led to increased crime committed by gangs of hipster-hen thieves. "Norfolk Police said it was not currently aware of any crime trends involving chickens"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Teenager thinks up a genius plan to rob a marijuana dealer. Which might have worked if he hadn't accidentally shot himself in the groin almost immediately
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Star of Disney's "Flight of the Navigator" arrested for bank robbery in Canada
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Sat April 30, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Best Korea stepping up security after their very first bank robbery. In other news, someone actually had the stones to rob a bank in North Korea
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Wed April 27, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you've just committed a robbery in DC, hopping the White House fence is not a good getaway plan
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Maybe robbery with a knife is not this thief's gig, especially if he only netted 7.7 yuan in three separate robberies
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Tue April 26, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dude tries to duck under moving train to avoid cops, comes up short
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Sat April 23, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police search for man in Arby's uniform that robbed a Dollar General. They're looking all over but I'm thinking Arby's
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man redefines street crime by stealing the street (with video and bonus Super Mario Brothers theme tune)
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're writing a novel, a short story or poetry, we welcome you with strong embraces, a love of all things readable and terrible puns. We're very punny people. Come, bring your notes and your ideas. THIS is Fark's Writer's Thread
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Tue April 12, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Couple sitting at casino bar are so into each other and preoccupied with making out, that they fail to notice not one, not two, but three armed robbers holding up the bartender
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Mon April 11, 2016
(InsideNova)
 
 
 
Guy sneaks into a Five Guys burger joint in the middle of the night, makes himself a burger, chats on the phone, and leaves an amusing video which will likely soon be state's evidence
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Sat April 09, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
You may think you're a badass, but are you a 70-year-old, cane-wielding, chased-off-a-robber at-Waffle-House badass?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's criminal genius attempts to elude police after burglary by spraying himself with two dry chemical fire extinguishers. (w/ mugshot goodness)
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's stupidest criminals include the thief who left his wig at a crime scene to the robber who tried to pay for a packet of crisps with cheese
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Sun April 03, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's Tennessee campaign: "Hello, 911? We'd like to report a robbery"
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