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67 headlines found matching 'robbery'
Wed April 26, 2017
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man arrested after crashing van, while on fire, en route to a home robbery; otherwise known as just another day in the Sunshine State
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Tue April 25, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Good: Oakland residents attempt historical reenactment. Bad: Train robbery
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Sat April 22, 2017
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to rob a store by writing a note demanding money you might want to make sure you write it out legibly so the clerk can read it
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Fri April 21, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell says he had sex with Goldie Hawn on their first date and it was interrupted by cops investigating a robbery
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Shots fired in downtown Seattle area. Two police officers wounded, one suspect dead, the other is in custody
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Caller: "I'm the head of Taco Bell. Take all the money out of the register and give it to that guy over there." Cashier: "Sure thing, boss"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MSNBC airs live segment where they traveled with an ICE agent to capture an illegal immigrant leaving his home
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Mon April 17, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Who steals three Chick-fil-A cow costumes?
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Mon April 10, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle man arrested over crime spree that involved homemade explosives, robbery, wanton drug use, burning cars, cartons of melted ice cream, and a stolen ATM. Florida man seen nodding in respect
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man puts the load in front loader at Soapy's Coin Laundromat
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Taxicab Confessions, Difficulty: Findlay, Ohio
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Sat April 08, 2017
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a missing person. Then things get weird
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Ask Me About My Knife-Wielding, Home Invading Grandson: "Brass knuckles against an AR-15? C'mon. Who was afraid for their life?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Conservatives allege fraud after being beaten by liberals. This is not a repeat of every time that conservatives lose
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Robber: Gimme all your money. Teller: (walks away). Robber: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (walks away)
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Fri March 31, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Anywhere else, if you plan an armed robbery, you'd usually have at least one whole gun. Of course, this is Florida
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
This bank heist mastermind's story would be just like Ocean's 11... if George Clooney or Matt Damon ended up rotting in a maximum-security prison
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Burglary. Worse: Getting your pants stuck on a fence while escaping. Fark: You're upside down, hanging on the fence, pants around your ankles. Yes, there's a picture
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Thieves steal thousands from man after telling him he has bug on his leg
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: Being caught stealing a bag full of panties from a department store. Really embarrassing: You're a guy. Fark: Caught by your own daughter
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Armed robbery of Rolex store inside the Bellagio Casino leads to brothers-in-law suddenly nervous about their tractor dealerships
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out, the London terrorist was an English teacher. House bill to outlaw NEA and purge academics expected next week
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Fri March 24, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Some headlines are made for Fark: Man wearing leopard print robe and Crocs used a hairbrush to rob McDonald's
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Back in subby's day, we escaped a robbery through the snow with TWO broken legs UPHILL both ways
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Fri March 17, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Protip: If the police want to talk to you about a robbery then maybe it's not the best idea to appear in a mannequin challenge video
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Thu March 16, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
You ordered a pizza, but when you get it you find it has the wrong toppings. The prudent thing to do would be to A) return it and ask for a refund, B) just forget about it and eat it the way it is, or C) pump bullets into the building from your car
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Serial pickpocket has 153rd offense, needs to find another way to make a living
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Please give me your license, registration ... and whatever cash you got
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man who says "I'm hungry" robs blood bank. Police arm themselves with silver crosses, garlic, and wooden stakes
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Thu March 09, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
I wonder if they had panties on their heads
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Robber trapped in bank for the gifted
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Tue March 07, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Shoplifter escapes after pulling a knife on clerk, but leaves behind sentencing paperwork from his theft case earlier in the day
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Sun February 26, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hide your sports memorabilia - OJ Simpson to be released from prison as early as October
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff has no leads in theft of six light sabers. Robbery division still working case involving stolen plans for some 'Death Star'
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Fri February 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Voters submit petition calling for Barack Obama to run for President. In France. Oui on peut
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Passengers terrified as man hijacks their Uber, still rate him better than any cab driver
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
What should be the first thing O.J. Simpson does when he is released from prison?
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Tue February 14, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Alanis Morrisette burglarized for $2 million in jewelry. No word if they got the cross she bears that was given to her by that guy from Full House
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Facial recognition cameras allow store to lock doors to masked intruders
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're planning on killing your wife and daughter to collect on a $1.5 million insurance policy don't text your ex-boss asking him to help
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Farming UK)
 
 
 
Rustling 65 sheep is easy. Hiding 65 sheep is hard
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: man who can't swim drowns. News: with thousands of dollars of cash in pocket. Florida: partner in crime let him drown, got away, and wasn't arrested for five-and-a-half years
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
No matter how you spin it, there's no cool way to tell your cellmates that you got caught shoplifting by a giraffe
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Sat February 04, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Muggers tell how they pick their victims. Yeah, it's pretty much what you'd guess
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Wed February 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The lesson here is: Don't hand over your valuables to a stranger while you head off to have sex in the park, and then claim to have been robbed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hemingway, on writing: "All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know." Okay, here goes: "THIS is your Fark Writers' thread"
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
What carries a 20 year jail sentence in Virginia? a) Robbery b) Assault or c) Setting a potted plant on fire?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man arrested after stolen sex toy falls from his jacket in front of a policeman. No word on whether the officer was careful to always use the indefinite article "a dildo" when writing his report
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida man, when asked why he had crack cocaine in his car, says: "Because I smoke it. Don't I look like it?"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Finally a good reason to visit Indianapolis
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Domino's delivery driver trainer botches the 'Hail of Bullets Evasion' demonstration
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Shoot and kill your coworker during a robbery? That's fine, since the place was being robbed, we will just pin the murder charge on the robber
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Armed bystanders get 1 person killed, 5 others shot during robbery
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
If you guys are going to steal my movie, then why can't I steal your clam chowder?
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Thief stuffs python into his pants and slithers away in daring pet store robbery--LOOK THE HEADLINE ALREADY MADE THE TROUSER SNAKE JOKE, OKAY?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Ah, Vermont, land of maple syrup, mountains, and alert citizens who can spot a bank robber by his failure to recycle
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Sat January 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
El Salvador reports no murders for 24 hours, suck it Detroit
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Fri January 13, 2017
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Employee shot in Nebraska Furniture Mart parking lot. Police quickly gave chaise
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Amazon driver held up at gunpoint. Jeff Bezos to implement armed drones
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(Network World)
 
 
 
It's gotten to the point where you can't even trust a ransom note anymore
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Big ass number of people have just been arrested in the Kardashian Paris robbery case
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An American tourist who fought a gunman after being shot in a botched robbery in Brazil was subsequently jailed for swearing at a policeman"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ah Florida, there's a reason that there is a special tag just for you
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Bank Robbery 101: Do not use your debit card
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
Video
 
Two brothers try to ambush armored car employee. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that went
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where women dressed up as bats get all of my press? This town needs an enema
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pull up your pants, run screaming from the monster gator, and send some pubes to your favorite politician - it's HuffPo's weirdest news of 2016 (possibly not safe for work images)
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