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Headlines matching 'rivers'
Sun May 27, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gulf News) Cool 128 drivers fined for driving below speed limit. Obviously not in Florida  (gulfnews.com) (46)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Followup Traffic congestion in U.S. metro areas has dropped 30%, easing motorist tension. Drivers now wave to each other using more than one finger  (freep.com) (93)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Nunatsiaq Online) Scary Arctic rivers add toxic mercury to the Arctic Ocean. This sounds like something that came from Hg wells  (nunatsiaqonline.ca) (103)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Gawker) Scary Boy spends eight hours stuck between waterfalls. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he is used to  (gawker.com) (71)


Fri May 18, 2012
(WTOP) Interesting The four personality styles of drivers and what it means about how they handle a car. Hint: three of them translate to "asshole"  (wtop.com) (246)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Jalopnik) Followup Real drivers know how to work a stick. Which reminds me, say hello to your mom  (jalopnik.com) (134)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Insurance company tells man to remove colourful whirly-gigs from lawn because they're distracting drivers  (thepeterboroughexaminer.com) (46)
(CNN) Scary Mississippi police would like to warn drivers that if an officer pulls you over and shoots you in the head, they most likely are not affiliated with any actual government organization  (cnn.com) (63)


Mon May 14, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Fail Atlanta traffic engineers come up with novel way to alleviate road congestion: open up the emergency lanes for regular drivers. What could possibly go wrong?  (wrcbtv.com) (90)
(Some Guy) Followup One of the most winning F1 drivers in history is punished for not being able to comprehend how bad an F1 purchased-seat driver can be  (planetf1.com) (45)


Thu May 10, 2012
(CarConnection) Asinine Eight in 10 young drivers admit to texting while driving. Your BFF Jill is going to get me KILLED  (thecarconnection.com) (166)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Interesting Researchers say new clue found on very old map may means the settlers of the "lost colony" of Roanoke weren't massacred by indians, wiped out by disease or abducted by aliens, but just moved up the river a bit  (freep.com) (56)


Thu May 03, 2012
(MSNBC) Fail Drivers neglecting to use a turn signal cause two million accidents a year, 14 outside of Florida  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (73)


Wed May 02, 2012
(WPTV) Florida Not News: An analysis of Florida crashes reveals old people are bad drivers. Fark: And are incapable of turning left  (wptv.com) (102)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Telegraph) Unlikely Greece's Island of the Blind, where taxi drivers, farmers, restaurant owners and shopkeepers are all blind  (telegraph.co.uk) (43)
(Some Guy) PSA When robbing a store for diapers and beer, be advised that some cab drivers will NOT drive you on your getaway (with Son, you got a panty on your head picture goodness)  (salem-nh.patch.com) (40)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting One in five drivers would pay $3,000 to never again be at fault for a car accident  (theverge.com) (73)


Mon April 23, 2012
(The Sun) Interesting New GPS created just for old people, NASCAR drivers  (thesun.co.uk) (49)


Sat April 14, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious 11% of drivers have admitted to tailgating, while 74% of drivers admit they've hogged the passing lane  (content.usatoday.com) (254)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Scientists discover plastic-eating mushrooms. This is bad news, for Joan Rivers  (news.yahoo.com) (40)


Tue April 10, 2012
(ESPN) Dumbass CIO for company that specializes in giving drunk drivers a ride home gets arrested for...wait for it...yeah, you guessed it. Sports tag because he's a former All-Pro NFL fullback who's probably played for your team  (espn.go.com) (18)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Study says most hybrid drivers won't buy another one after their first one - so much for hybrid loyalty. That, and saving the planet  (green.autoblog.com) (235)


Sun April 08, 2012
(TBO) Florida Department of Highway Safety says elderly drivers are safer  (www2.tbo.com) (58)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Not news: Cop turns on emergency lights and siren. Fark: Drivers notice and pull over to the side of the road to let the police car pass safely by  (policeone.com) (140)


Tue March 27, 2012
(The New York Times) Stupid Drivers are starting to pull over before using their cell phones. Naturally, some people have a problem with this  (nytimes.com) (228)
(Mother Nature Network) Strange If every single toilet in America was flushed at the same time, pipes would burst, rivers would fill up with sewage, and town water reserves would evaporate. At least in theory  (mnn.com) (97)


Sun March 25, 2012
(Mercury News) PSA U.S. Transportation Secretary says honk at drivers using cell phones  (mercurynews.com) (190)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida This just in: slow drivers are annoying and oftentimes make people late to work, doctor's appointments, and other time-sensitive moments  (sun-sentinel.com) (130)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad Remember that outie-lipped hottie from the first "Mission: Impossible" movie? Well she's been turned into Joan Rivers  (dailymail.co.uk) (83)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Crooks & Liars) Amusing Maryland Congressman proposes a tax break for a) gun owners, b) truck drivers, or c) mustache wearers   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) (67)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Amusing Man shaves opposite sides of his head -- just to get awesome drivers license photo (w/ pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (155)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Kens5.com) Asinine Erratic cab drivers cashing in on $100 vomit fee  (kens5.com) (23)
(TBO) Florida Live morning show report on gas prices interrupted when car and cab crash behind reporter. Two drivers that won't have to worry about gas prices anymore. With video of unfazed reporter  (www2.tbo.com) (42)


Fri February 17, 2012
(ZDNet) Unlikely Starting tomorrow you will be able to use a pseudonym on Facebook, provided you upload your drivers license, birth certificate and social security card  (zdnet.com) (32)


Fri February 10, 2012
(BBC) Obvious Pot smoking drivers 'twice as likely to cause car crash'. Really really slow car crashes  (bbc.co.uk) (129)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail London's first "shared space" road is a misery for drivers, blind people, and cleaners, but at least it looks weird  (thisislondon.co.uk) (107)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Calgary Sun) Ironic New distracted driving law leads to drivers who are even more distracted than before  (calgarysun.com) (94)
(Scientific American) Fail Thanks a lot, plants  (scientificamerican.com) (36)

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