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46 headlines found matching 'rivers'
Wed July 19, 2017
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you drown during your river baptism do you go to heaven or hell?
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Thu July 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The undersea rivers of our oceans have currents, banks, floods, oxbows, indigenous species, everything the surface ones do, except yo-yos running around on them. Daaaamn
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Sun July 02, 2017
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Darwin's dumbass of the week jumps in river and drowns right after cop warns him not to jump in river or he might drown
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Wed June 28, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
According to Facebook's algorithms, which of these is a protected from abuse: A) Women drivers B) Black children or C) White men?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a thumbnail-sized spider that can shoot an 80-foot web to cross rivers (w/video)
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(Some Poor Slob Stuck In Traffic)
 
 
 
Congratulations, California: In a list of cities with the worst drivers, you snagged five of the top ten. Inexplicably, Detroit drivers are ranked best
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Columnist believes Illinois should be divided up and given to neighboring states. Unlikely tag is for Wisconsin wanting to take possession of Chicago, its sports fans and its drivers
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Doritos' new "Spicy Loco Hit and Run" flavor not a fan with police, Doritos truck drivers
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Oregon becomes the first state to offer a non-binary gender option for drivers licenses
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Mon June 12, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
Video
 
Who knew the police could depend on random big van drivers to help stop fleeing cars?
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Accident in "express toll lanes" causes lanes to be blocked, so company operating them raises toll to $31.50 "to deter drivers from getting onto them." So the drivers who paid that much only to find the lanes blocked will get refunds, right? Right?
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
A bunch of drivers are in the booth, meaning the broadcast will be unintelligible. Business as usual. The NASCAR XFINITY Series Pocono Green 250 is on FS1 at 12:30 pm ET
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
State police declares all Florida drivers to be hazards, making flashers redundant
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Mon June 05, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer carrying live lobsters overturns on Nova Scotia highway. Drivers with trailers of boiling water or melted butter wanted in the area
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
I bought my son a seat in an F1 team, and yes he's clearly much worse than all of the other drivers on the grid, but don't you dare say he didn't earn it
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Thu June 01, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Pastafarian earns the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his drivers license photo. "It's a little ridiculous, I know"
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man dies taking a selfie with his girlfriend at a waterfall. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he was used to
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
'It should've been Travis': Uber drivers spread hate after CEO's mom dies in Memorial Day weekend boat crash
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Uber shortchanged its NYC drivers by several million dollars. Mostly by convincing them to give up their other jobs to become an Uber driver
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York businesses are providing Plan B to their employees to address commuter problems by aborting the drivers of the future
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL experts say that the Patriots' first pick (72nd overall selection) - the longest such wait in franchise history - may have been the steal of the draft
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: NASCAR drivers climb out of car and throw helmets at each other. New hotness: NASCAR drivers embrace and make out
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Bridj, an on-demand bus service backed by Ford, is shutting down. Apparently people were not thrilled with an idea that combines all the comfort of Greyhound along with the drivers' attitudes of Uber
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Fri April 28, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
North Carolina lawmakers vote to protect drivers who run into protesters, ignoring a colleague's concern they would appear a bunch of 'dumb rednecks'
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Uber drivers upset that cab drivers are "poaching" their customers. Wait...isn't there a Fark tag for this kind of story? Hmm...why, I think there is
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Curiosity rover has to roam around Mars with 20 backseat drivers. And you thought driving your grandfather to the store was a chore
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Sun April 23, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sorry I didn't get you a Mother's Day card, mom. I couldn't afford one. Because you ruined my credit rating. When I was seven. Remember?
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for drunk drivers: Don't try to turn into a cow by eating grass on roadside to beat your breathalyzer test, it won't work
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers on tiny Block Island, off the coast of tiny Rhode Island, are fighting to keep Uber and Lyft on the mainland, and so far, they're winning
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
District of Columbia drivers' licenses are being revised to read "Washington, D.C.," instead of "District of Columbia" on news that the average Arby's reject who works for TSA doesn't know what "District of Columbia" means
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How bad do you have to drive before people start a Facebook page warning other drivers of your whereabouts?
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Fri April 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Before the US entered WWI, two Americans volunteered as ambulance drivers, then wrote literary masterpieces. One was 19-year old Hemingway, the other was 21-year old John Dos Passos, whose "impassioned warning against war sadly fell on deaf ears"
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Volvo's U.S. boss hopes drivers "will wake up and start appreciating station wagons again" because that's the only thing they really know how to make
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Truck dumps foam tomahawks on the highway, blocking 2 lanes of I-75 and giving Atlanta drivers a glimpse of the traffic horror show that will commence when the Braves open their new county-funded traffic jam machine tomorrow
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Tue April 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber manager admits to driver they know passengers lie about drivers a lot
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you see hyperactive, over-caffeinated fish zipping around in Michigan rivers, this is why
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Thu April 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
How about a nice cool glass of insecticide? er,......I mean tap water
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
New York approves testing for self-driving cars, wants to see if autonomous vehicles will figure out how to flip the bird at, cut off, and shoot at other drivers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
See? Told you there was nothing to worry about. Only about 11% of Uber drivers fail expanded security check for little things like no driver's license, or DUIs
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uber noticed their "independent drivers" weren't working enough hours to meet service goals. They considered paying them more, but after laughing themselves to death they hired behavioral psychologists to create ways to trick drivers into working longer
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Intense rains and rising rivers overnight in Colombia leave 154 dead, 400 injured and 220 missing
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Wed March 29, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Teens aren't getting enough sleep, so let's blame the school bus drivers
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss - History's Greatest Monster
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland to consider cracking down on those worthless asshats who cruise in the left lane without yielding to faster traffic. No word on plans to crack down on them for being Maryland drivers
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The idol has already sent both Logano and Johnson behind such talented drivers as Derrike Cope, Jeffrey Earnhardt, and Timmy Hill before racing has even started. Will they stay there? It's the Auto Club 400, live from Yawntana at 3 PM EDT on Fox
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Word to the wise: If Australia's poisonous animals and man-eating sharks don't get you, the clueless drivers and pedestrians might. (Not safe for work audio)
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