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60 headlines found matching 'rivers'
Fri July 11, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, there's an Internet War going on right now between Washington, D.C. bikers and drivers. What have learned from this war? Mainly that they're all douchebags
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Wed July 09, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Letterman walks out on Joan Rivers. Yes, it's clearly staged but it's still funny
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Once you've mastered the easy rafting, move on to the rivers with the 737s floating in them
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers REALLY wants to be relevant again, will settle for stupid and incendiary
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Thu June 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When one thinks of invasive species, one thinks of zebra mussels, kudzu... and of course the 60 hippos descended from Pablo Escobar's herd which roam the rivers of Colombia
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work...Arizona issues drivers' permits with the wrong photos on them
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Mon June 23, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Woman receives complaint from neighbor who claimed her watching overpaid athletes flop on the ground was interfering with him watching overpaid drivers turn left
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Do Himalayan mountain bus drivers ever rest?
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(36)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers says Kristen Stewart threatened to sue her because of comments made by Rivers that alleged the only reason Stewart was famous was because she f*cked her way into a career
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"More than a million Honda vehicles could be subject to an upcoming recall for Takata air bags that are at risk of exploding and shooting shrapnel at passengers and drivers, according to a person with knowledge of the matter"
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Wed June 18, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man puts up sign warning drivers of DUI checkpoint ahead and telling them to "turn now." Police: "Your sign is interfering with our right to randomly stop innocent drivers, and we're going to take it from you"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Naked sunbather causes massive traffic accident in Austria after drivers become fixated on her amazing, amazing ass. " "I thought I was suffering sunstroke when I saw it," explains one driver (SFW pic of said ass)
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
This just in: Summer is the worst time for teenage drivers
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you consider college costs and ignore the terrible drivers, permanent Democratic majority, omnipresent traffic cameras, Baltimore, suburban sprawl, traffic congestion, and stratospheric taxes, then Maryland is totally the best state in the union
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We stigmatize drivers who are drunk, drivers who text, drivers who are high--so why don't we stigmatize drivers who are sleepy?
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Thu June 12, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Drivers are gathering for the Great Nebraska Tractor Ride, perhaps the most exciting event Nebraska will have this year
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Descrier)
 
 
 
Britain proposes fining drivers caught speeding £10,000 in attempt to make sure drivers caught speeding never, ever stop for the police
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Sun June 08, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will Jimmie be leading the other drivers on another Pocono parade? How will a certain network treat its race fans over these next 6 weeks? It's the Pocono 400 (1:00 PM, TNT)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The San Diego Chargers Softball team. It's official, Rivers throws like a girl
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(7)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year again when Canadian police are forced to remind drivers that moose have the right of way on Canadian highways
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. unveils its new long-term transportation plan: Walk and bike everywhere, trolley-troll-troll, and tax the bejeesus out of drivers
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Sun June 01, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The epic drought that California is experiencing has revived an old hobby: Prospecting for gold
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Can Kyle Busch take the 3rd of 3 races this weekend in Dover? How many drivers will the Monster Mile claim? It's the FedEx 400 (12:30PM ET, FOX)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student gets caught cheating on an exam. Does she: c) drown herself in the Hudson River?
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
"You are two miles from your destination." "You are one mile from your destination." "You are 500 feet from your destination" *Drives into river* "Please make a u-turn"
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Tue May 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Hundreds of people waded through thick Essex river mud in a variety of outfits on Sunday. The challenge was to dash across the river bed of the River Blackwater to a bar, drink a pint of beer and struggle back"
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Sat May 24, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
And lo, the seventh sign fell upon the earth as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sealed their marital union, and it was that the rivers were awash in blood, the heavens were torn asunder by lightning, and the ground quaked in anguish
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Fri May 23, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles dubbed "the staged auto accident capital of the U.S." and it's gotten so bad that insurance companies have made a video showing the four most prevalent scams targeting drivers
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NASCAR Live -- Who will be the two drivers to transfer into the All-Star race on track? Who will the fans choose to join them. Can the Dogecoin fans outvote Danica's devotees? It's the Sprint All-Star race open, Live now on FS1
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Hacked road sign warns drivers: "Godzilla Attack - Turn Back"
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New driving laws in Spain impose fines of nearly $1,000 for drivers caught going one kilometre above speed limit. Sheriff's departments in every small town in America intrigued by this idea, would like to know more
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Mon May 12, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bad: Women drivers. Worse: Pregnant women drivers. Worst: Stereotypical studies
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Sat May 10, 2014
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Can this brand new course at IMS last more than a year? Will most of the drivers find ways to screw this race up too? It's the inaugural Grand Prix of Indianapolis (3:30PM ET, ABC)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's been 10 whole years since in-car satellite navigation systems began directing drivers into ponds or along roads that still haven't been built
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(16)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Boston DOT encourages drivers changing lanes to "Use Yah Blinkah", are considering adding that using one's blinkah is a "wicked pissah"
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Fri May 09, 2014
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Heavy truck drivers take bicycling lessons to make them more aware of cyclists, learn their weaknesses so they can more easily run them off the road
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers compares her cramped quarters on the Norwegian Cruise Line to the basement where Ohio women were held as sex slaves. Company responds by kicking her reservation overboard
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Sat May 03, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will Chase Elliott pick up another improbable win? Will the Big One rear its ugly head and leave only a few random drivers to fight for the win? Its the Aaron's 312 at Talladega, coverage on ESPN at 3:00pm EDT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Riverside Fark Party, May 3, Yard House (after bowling)
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Media declare it unfair to ask Doc Rivers why he even took the Clipper's job in the first place
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Thu April 24, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you like floating down rivers polluted with urine, alcohol, cigarette butts, Styrofoam lids, used condoms, plastic bags, and empty sunblock bottles, things are looking up. Tubing season is almost here
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Wed April 23, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers says the two women held as sex slaves in Ohio should lighten up and not complain. "They got to live rent free for more than a decade"
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Sat April 19, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that thieves would steal copper wires from street lights along the interstate leaving drivers to depend on this newfangled device called 'headlights'
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
NYC government agency to be issued Google Glasses. Would that be a) the NYPD, b) MTA bus drivers, or c) Restaurant Health Inspectors?
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Serial inventor of all things sucky and blowy, James Dyson, wants to now suck the world's rivers clean with giant vacuums. And he has a good but sucky idea how to do that
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Research that just became a leading contender for the Nobel Prize in "Duh" finds that when there is a big-assed mountain or river between two groups of people making it tough for them to communicate, they are more likely to develop separate languages
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Driving in Oregon and want to flash your headlights to warn drivers of an upcoming speed trap? Judge: Not a problem
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Wed April 09, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia'$ Governor veto$ bill allowing drivers to appeal red-light camera tickets
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British drivers 'worry' about rising fuel costs, even though they could drive around their tiny island twice in less time using less gas than it takes American motorists to navigate a Wal-Mart parking lot in Delaware, America's smallest state
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Wed April 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What can Brown do for you? Fire 250 drivers who staged a walk-out protest over the termination of a longtime employee
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Mon March 31, 2014
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man survives throat cancer, tongue cancer and prostate cancer, only to find there's still no cure for 21-year-old hit-and-run drunk drivers
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Sun March 30, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Nobody puts baby in a corner. Except Doc Rivers
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(5)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Locked your keys in your car and don't want to wait hours and pay one of those greedy tow truck drivers to come out and pop your car door open? Why not call 911 and tell them you've locked your baby in the car? I'm sure they'll be happy to help you
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Mon March 24, 2014
(New Vision)
 
 
 
It's springtime again, and China's rivers are flooded... with dead pigs
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Fri March 21, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Those scamps at Duke Energy have been caught -for the 8th time in a month- intentionally dumping toxic waste into a North Carolina river. In response NC Gov and former Duke executive Pat McCrory expected to sigh, wag his finger, and say "oh YOU"
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drivers stuck in traffic caught playing rock, paper, scissors against each other to pass the time
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Mon March 17, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The coolest timelapse video of the Chicago River being "greened" you'll see all day
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Luxury yacht crashes into Thames bridge, insisting that its real name is Throatwobbler Mangrove
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Fri March 14, 2014
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
At least 29 million drivers suffer from "accident anxiety" so acute they are afraid to drive. Here's a compilation of dashcam footage suggesting that their fears might be reasonable
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