Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'rime'

Headlines matching 'rime'

Mon May 28, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Crimefighter who rides a chopper. In Afghanistan. And is a female. Don't mess with her (bbc.co.uk)	(83)

Sun May 27, 2012

		Amanda Bynes pulls a third DUI and hit-and-run, with the suspect identifying her from a mugshot taken four days earlier for the same crime (tmz.com)	(124)
		Photoshop this corpulent crimefighter (inapcache.boston.com)	(24)

Thu May 24, 2012

		Google says government cybercrime is the greatest threat to the internet; helping governments repress their own citizens and pushing for a tiered internet greatest ideals (guardian.co.uk)	(12)
		Experimental solar-powered plane begins maiden transcontinental flight (eitb.com)	(11)

Wed May 23, 2012

		If I'm reading this article correctly, and I believe that I am, the Obama campaign is doing some sort of weird experimenting with advertisements that use something called "empire-ism." Hm. Guess the man is a dictator (slate.com)	(50)
(La Crosse Tribune)		If YouIntroduce yourself on a video where YouAdmit to the crime of stealing a video camera, don't upload it to YouTube, YouWill go to jail. And the article will post the video that YouMade of YouDoing this. YouDumbass (lacrossetribune.com)	(11)

Mon May 21, 2012

(The Courier-Journal)

News: Shooting happens in a bad part of town. Unusual: Six people are shot, three of them fatally. Fark: One of those fatally shot was the boyfriend of a woman who wore a "No Boyfriend, No Problem" shirt to the crime scene (courier-journal.com)

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Sun May 20, 2012

		After the murder of two Chinese USC students, their parents are suing the college on the grounds that USC's marketing materials described the campus as being in an "urban" location rather than "crime infested" (nytimes.com)	(224)
		More than 100 fish stolen from hatchery. THIS ISN'T A VICTIMLESS CRIME, FOR COD'S SAKE (seacoastonline.com)	(36)

Sat May 19, 2012

(Some Guy)

SWAT team arrests Chicago protesters for the heinous crime of...making beer. Glad we're safe from THAT particular scourge (chicago.cbslocal.com)

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Fri May 18, 2012

The new French Prime Minister is such an "ai-roh" (cnn.com)

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Wed May 16, 2012

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR, you ready for a prime time pirate drama? (hollywoodreporter.com)

(64)

Mon May 14, 2012

		NASA is soliciting space station experiments. Photoshop a proposal (LGTA) (news.yahoo.com)	(18)
(Farker abkaiser)		Another Farker wrote a book. Think Raymond Chandler fused with Douglas Adams. Free to read for Amazon Prime subscribers, and very cheap for the rest of the world (amazon.com)	(63)

Sun May 13, 2012

	Jurors going home and conducting their own "scientific" experiments have become a growing problem (palmbeachpost.com)	(209)
(Some Guy)	Farker wrote a zombie book. Free to read for Amazon Prime subscribers (amazon.com)	(164)
	Seattle experiments with twice monthly trash pickup. Some noses have a problem with this (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(53)

Sat May 12, 2012

		Former Dolphin and current Bear Brandon Marshall says Miami's QB situation is foundationally solid and the WR corps can expect years of success. Just kidding. He said Jerry Rice in his prime wouldn't have succeeded there (aol.sportingnews.com)	(30)
		Georgia's top racketeering investigator assigned to investigate kids cheating on school tests. All other organized crime to be solved by that mean old lady who teaches third grade (ajc.com)	(42)
		ABC is bringing Reba McEntire back to primetime for some unknown reason (deadline.com)	(52)

Fri May 11, 2012

(Some Guy)

Because all other crime in Freeport, Penn. has been taken care of: Police sent to collect overdue library books from 4-year-old girl (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com)

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Thu May 10, 2012

	You're safe and sound, America: Drug crime sends first-time offender grandmother to prison for life (chron.com)	(114)
(cfnews13.com)	"I'm not racist," says leader of white supremacist group accused of hate crime plot (cfnews13.com)	(180)
	When Optimus Prime and Spider-Man won the Chinese lottery (kotaku.com)	(10)

Mon May 07, 2012

		ABC, Univision to create Hispanic news channel. Prime-time dream-team lineup would include 1970's Charo, that guy from the Dos Equis commercials, Bumblebee Guy from the Simpson's and Glenn Beck (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(153)
		Police use sloppy parking as pretext for drug bust, lose case because parking over the line is not a crime in Maryland (thenewspaper.com)	(119)

Sat May 05, 2012

(Some Nervous Guy)		Here is a prime example of how NOT to act if you don't want the police to find the brick of cocaine hidden in your Xbox 360 (kfoxtv.com)	(55)
		Most awesome response ever after a cop asks for a man's ID just because he was walking through a neighborhood known as a high-crime area: "(Expletive) you, that's for you to figure out" (nwfdailynews.com)	(323)

Fri May 04, 2012

Woman gives herself a new name....well, actually 161 new names. Still no match for Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash (bbc.co.uk)

(38)

Thu May 03, 2012

County Coroner in trouble for cracking open a few cold ones and then showing up at a crime scene (wishtv.com)

(34)

Tue May 01, 2012

"If you like to eat, then Cook It Raw is the kind of high-minded, just-shy-of-bullshiat-sounding experiment you should be happy exists" (travelandleisure.com)

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Fri April 27, 2012

Minister: "I haven't seen what the Prime Minister said but let me say, I support what it is that she said." TV host: "Hang on, you haven't seen what she said." Minister: "Well I'm sure she's right" (youtube.com)

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Thu April 26, 2012

		Charles Taylor convicted at the Hague for war crimes, aiding and abetting hipsters (reuters.com)	(79)
		You still have the right to run through the streets naked and high on meth without being charged with a crime. USA USA USA (clickondetroit.com)	(64)

Wed April 25, 2012

The double-dip recession we all feared would happen has come to pass, and the Prime Minister is getting a lot of blame...wait, Prime Minister? Oh, it's just the UK, nothing to see here, move along (reuters.com)

(34)

Tue April 24, 2012

(Norwich Bulletin)

Norwich Bulletin (CT) editor writes about a local man arrested twice on the same day for the same crime. "FARK, the site made for these types of stories, picked it up and is helping get this man's story and his photo to the world" (norwichbulletin.com)

(4)

Mon April 23, 2012

		Londoners aren't looking forward to the Olympics due to the increase of traffic, influx of foreigners and opportunist thieves. Submitter can't imagine what a busy, crime riddled London full of foreigners would be like (guardian.co.uk)	(33)
		Actor re-enacts jewelry store robbery for crime show, is promptly arrested after being identified by vigilant citizens (thelocal.de)	(17)

Sun April 22, 2012

No mentos or coke bottles were harmed in the making of this experiment. Can't be sure if the same applies to rubber chickens (telegraph.co.uk)

(21)

Thu April 19, 2012

Norway shooter says his original plan included decapitating the former Prime Minister and posting the video of it online. You know, to make a statement about how barbaric and dangerous Muslims are (google.com)

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Wed April 18, 2012

		Think the NFL is happy to have Peyton Manning back? Newly released schedule gives Denver Broncos five prime time games (espn.go.com)	(47)
(wymt.com)		The saga of posting crimes on Facebook continues as a 20 year old post pictures of himself siphoning gas from a police cruiser. When asked if he wanted to apologize..."not really". (with video) (wkyt.com)	(28)

Tue April 17, 2012

Is predicting crime before it happens: (a) something out of Philip K. Dick's "Minority Report," (b) a DHS research project, (c) a terrible and dangerous idea, (d) all of the above? (theatlantic.com)

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Mon April 16, 2012

		Cybercrime statistics are wildly overblown, which means we've all been lied to about the need for additional Cyberpolice funding (theatlantic.com)	(28)
		When your dog eats your experiment, make your dog into an experiment (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(33)

Fri April 13, 2012

All aboard ... the subprime loan roller coaster is leaving again on track 2012 (msnbc.msn.com)

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Wed April 11, 2012

(Some Guy)

Gov. Rick Scott shows off flattering Miami Herald front page headline on his Facebook page. Miami Herald: LOL WTF happened to "Murders highlight rise in crime in Guatemala?" (w/ pic) (miamiherald.typepad.com)

(109)

Sat April 07, 2012

Feds investigate possible 'Hate Crime' killings in Oklahoma. All five victims are black, and black community leaders met in an effort to calm unrest and promote safety (foxnews.com)

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Fri April 06, 2012

Friday Photo Fun from the guys at TSG. Match the criminal with the crime. Sadly, contestant number 4 is probably the no brainer of the lot. Contest ends at 6pm Eastern (thesmokinggun.com)

(13)

Wed April 04, 2012

		You want more Ryan Seacrest? Ryan Seacrest continues his Ryan Seacrest Overexposed Tour by joining NBC's primetime coverage of summer Olympics from London. Ryan Seacrest (washingtonpost.com)	(33)
		In case you were wondering if it's a crime to be stupid, here's your answer (azcentral.com)	(16)

Mon April 02, 2012

(Frankie Altoona)		Crime running rampant in the streets: paint-ball drive-by in Des Moines (wowt.com)	(27)
		How to commit the perfect murder; watch soap operas and TV crime dramas then take hammer to mother (telegraph.co.uk)	(30)

Sun April 01, 2012

		43 year old police officer has gun license revoked after state officials unseal juvenile record and learn he committed crime when he was 15 (metrowestdailynews.com)	(121)
		Some in Congress, including Peter King (R-NY), want to take away the Constitutional rights of people who have not been arrested, charged, or convicted of any crimes. He has bi-partisan support (huffingtonpost.com)	(223)

Mon March 26, 2012

		The unauthorized biography of the Easter Bunny, including that awkward experimental phase with the Tooth Fairy (mentalfloss.com)	(9)
(Vice)		Added to the list of Hezbollah's crimes: Cheating at paintball (vice.com)	(26)

Sun March 25, 2012

Why do cicadas know prime numbers? Anyone? Anyone? *crickets* (io9.com)

(47)

Sat March 24, 2012

(Some RC Drinker)

To punish USA for backing UN resolution investigating war crimes, Sri Lankan nationalists call for boycott of Coke, Pepsi, wheat flour, and all other American goods, hope to establish anti-American sentiment among people (zeenews.india.com)

(68)

Fri March 23, 2012

One of the last holdouts of the dead-tree left-wing mainstream MSM media ceases print production in Philadelphia and DC, obviously because they've refused to investigate the horrific crimes of the Obama administration (breitbart.com)

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Wed March 21, 2012

		Goldman's sudden -- and prescient -- shift to reducing subprime risk supports the inference that it possessed some unique insight (reuters.com)	(34)
		Florida: Where if the gators, pythons, rabid otters, lionfish, chupacabras, skunk ape, or citizen crime watchers don't get you, the feral monkeys will (mysuncoast.com)	(44)

Sun March 18, 2012

		44 Years ago: The small-time crime that made a difference for all of us (news.yahoo.com)	(117)
		"The Chinese economy is more dependent on house building than the United States economy was before the sub-prime lending bubble burst in 2007" (bbc.co.uk)	(82)

Sat March 17, 2012

Teen charged with a crime says his Ouija board had a hand in it (dailymail.co.uk)

(34)

Fri March 16, 2012

(Some Guy)

Success: Catching the criminal a couple blocks from the crime scene. Failure: The fact he got that far (wfmz.com)

(14)

Thu March 15, 2012

Having solved all crime, corruption, and all other problems in Boston, police now cracking down on slam-dancing (sfgate.com)

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Wed March 14, 2012

(Some Angry Badger)	The Wisconsin State Legislative Circus and Funhouse continues their special brand of derp and awe. Today's subject: contraception. "Sexuality amongst youth isn't a right, it's a crime in the state of Wisconsin" (wcmcoop.com)	(257)
	Russian fox taming experiment, which has gone on for 54 years, may end due to lack of funding. Miniature giraffe breeding program is still going strong (slate.com)	(51)
	Obama spends the evening with UK Prime Minister, explaining the differences between basketball and quidditch (google.com)	(12)

Tue March 13, 2012

		Spiffy: President Obama is taking British Prime Minister David Cameron to experience an NCAA March Madness game. Sad: Western Kentucky vs. Mississippi Valley State (cnn.com)	(98)
		Crime in Slovak town down due to A: Better policing? B: Community watch program? or C: Batman? (news.yahoo.com)	(30)

Mon March 12, 2012

(The American Interest)

Liberals have been running Detroit for decades. How's that working out for them? "It's hard to think of many social experiments that have more disastrously failed" (blogs.the-american-interest.com)

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Sun March 11, 2012

Jasper Kirkby explains the CERN Cosmics Leaving OUtdoor Droplets experiment (CLOUD). CLOUD tests cosmic rays and their potential to stimulate cloud formation. Disclaimer: OMG denier (youtube.com)

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Thu March 08, 2012

(Some Guy)

Symantec's "lost" cell phone experiments proves one thing: don't lose your phone. Not only will you likely never see it again, but everything on it will get accessed (digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com)

(46)

Sun March 04, 2012

Area residents complain anti-crime volunteer patrol "Detroit 300" investigation into child's murder by streetgang scares them, Xerxes (wxyz.com)

(55)

Fri March 02, 2012

Meet the new breed of women in their prime who have never had sex and are happy about it. Yes there are pictures (dailymail.co.uk)

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Thu March 01, 2012

		Why does the TSA not allow 4 ounce tubes of toothpaste, but leave the airport perimeter open for a car to drive on an active runway? You wouldn't understand, it's a Jeep thing (thedenverchannel.com)	(89)
		The Simpsons grow up, in the form of 35 greeting cards. Bonus: Lisa has an "experimental" phase in college (buzzfeed.com)	(78)

Mon February 27, 2012

(Some Guy)	Armed robberies down 58%, concealed weapon violations down 45%, and felony assaults down 43%. A 13% reduction in reported crime overall. Looks like Detroit is finally regaining control...of public schools (wilx.com)	(59)
	Kudos for not choosing the (now) cliche minority when falsely accusing someone else of the crime you committed (dailymail.co.uk)	(52)
	St Petersburg police use air horns, grenades, 50 officers, and SWAT team to wake up an 75-year-old man. His crime? Not answering the door (www2.tbo.com)	(54)

Sun February 26, 2012

Lawyer: My clients cannot be charged with a hate crime for beating up a gay man simply because they are lesbians (bostonherald.com)

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Fri February 24, 2012

Cops take a bite out of crime by arresting a guy who scraped his front teeth across the hood of their patrol car (nwfdailynews.com)

(30)

Thu February 23, 2012

		Six months after the raid, Feds still haven't charged Gibson Guitars with a crime, and no competitors using the same woods in union states have been raided (reason.com)	(169)
		Like a task force taking down a crime family, federal prosecutors are slowly working up the corporate chain of command of Massey Energy with criminal indictments connected to the Big Branch mine disaster (cbsnews.com)	(81)

Wed February 22, 2012

		The Supreme Court is hearing arguments on the constitutionality of the Stolen Valor act, which makes it a crime to falsely claim military service. Subby should be given a greenlight in honor of his service in Vietnam, Iraq, and the Eugenics War (news.yahoo.com)	(122)
		With all other crime taken care of, Rio de Janeiro takes aim at Carnival urinators. Fark: The first part of that sentence is actually close to being pretty accurate (news.yahoo.com)	(24)

Mon February 20, 2012

		Family of sexually abused Boy Scout is suing the Boy Scouts of America after being told not to report the crime to the police because "those things are handled internally" (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(220)
		Galileo founded experimental physics and recast the relationship between science and faith. Not bad for a schlubby, sarcastic, wisecracking college dropout (thenation.com)	(25)

Sun February 19, 2012

Gore and Blood compare greenhouse gas emissions to subprime debt, vow to annihilate Demolition for the WWF tag team belts (bloomberg.com)

(20)

Sat February 18, 2012

Five cool hydrogen experiments (techeblog.com)

(28)

Fri February 17, 2012

"Using animals commonly kept as pets or companions as food" is the name of an actual crime (myfoxdc.com)

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Thu February 16, 2012

Crime lab that can give drug test results before actually running tests raises a few eyebrows (statesman.com)

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Wed February 15, 2012

(Some Guy)

Rape someone in Houston? Relax...there are over 6,600 untested rape kits just sitting at the crime lab (click2houston.com)

(72)

Mon February 13, 2012

Experimental cancer treatment given at Duke may have been based on fabricated data. Duke sucks (cbsnews.com)

(45)

Sun February 12, 2012

(Some Guy)

Man convicted of stealing $50,000 worth of copper wire receives no jail time and is ordered to pay back only $5,000 in restitution, proving once again that crime does indeed pay (newburyportnews.com)

(93)

Thu February 09, 2012

(Some Guy)		Skyrim developers given a week to come up with as much cool, experimental stuff as they can to mash into the game. Here is what they came up with (yes, you can ride a dragon) (pc.gamespy.com)	(286)
		Theme: Unlikely Crime-fighting Duos (fark.com)	(21)