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300 headlines found matching 'rim'
Mon July 25, 2016
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas whodunnit: A) neighborhood hooligan, B) smooth criminal, or C) her parent for publicity?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Pew Pew Pew: How heavily armed is your State, Pilgrim?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Hungary: Trump would be great for Europe
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
If you have 71 convictions on your criminal record you might want to avoid doing stupid things. Like going to the park with a friend and taking turns shining a laser pointer at a helicopter
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Wipe the powder off your nose and check out the trailer for Narcos season 2, the best crime drama since The Wire
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Do you miss not having a basketball highlight since the NBA season ended? Highly recruited high school teen solves your mid-summer basketball withdrawal
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hundreds of fans walked out of a family-friendly festival after multi-millionaire singer and charity founder Bob Geldof launched a shocking foul-mouthed rant at them for wearing Primark clothing"
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Wed July 20, 2016
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Today's dumbass way of getting caught commiting a crime
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain's new prime minister says she'd nuke 100,000 people if she needed to. That's comforting
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof of the old saying "Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line": New poll shows 88% of Republicans now say they support Donald Trump, including 79% of people who, during the primary, said they did not support him at all
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
For those born well after Happy Days: a primer on who Scott Baio is, when Peak Baio was, and why it's important he's speaking for Trump
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Sun July 17, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
The situation is berry serious, hopefully we can freezie organized crime in its tracks
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrats are so pissed off at Bernie's lackluster endorsement that they're giving him a primetime speaking slot during the convention
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Christian universities in the US want to be exempt from TItle IX, yet don't want that known to the public, nor do they want to be exempt from that sweet, sweet federal money or sued by those they discriminate against
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(Politics UK)
 
 
 
Now that Theresa May is the new prime minister of the UK, here is a guide to the mess that she has inherited
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Thu July 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
From the "Stuff you just assumed had died out a thousand years ago" file: Romanian authorities free more than a dozen men and boys who'd been kidnapped and forced to fight each other for the amusement of local crime lords
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"If tradition holds, in her first hours as the United Kingdom's new prime minister Theresa May will meet with the British defense leadership and receive an eye-opening briefing about nuclear armageddon"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Who knew that ouzo was such an interesting fluid?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Attention, Millennials: Most of you weren't paying attention or even born in the 90s when Newt came to prominence in the political arena, so here is a primer that includes his bizarre beliefs and his decision to cheat on his wife with a bird woman
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nottinghamshire police to count wolf-whistling in street as a hate crime. Tex Avery and his gang move to Sherwood Forest
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(marie claire)
 
 
 
Spouse of the UK Prime Minister, Philip "100% Peckham hipster" May, undergoes traditional wardrobe inspection and comes up grolive
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Take the Prime Minister's belongings, leave the cat
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not sure if you're about to commit a war crime? There's an app for that
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(Time)
 
 
 
Former Playboy bunny facing jail time for luring a Bosnian crime lord into a trap
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The worst bargains of Amazon Prime Day. Come for the vegan jerky, stay for the "Cat Purr Therapy for Healing and Relaxation" CD
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(KEPR TV Pasco)
 
 
 
FBI closes investigation into unsolved 'DB Cooper' hijacking. In related news, the FBI was still investigating a 45-year old crime over a few hundred thousand dollars
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"In 2012 Mitt Romney made a big show of giving prime time speaking slots to Rice, Martinez and Haley. Four years later, Trump is in such a deep hole he can't even match Romney's ability to have women stand up for him at the convention"
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Mon July 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
When I wrote "Jew buddies", what I really meant was "Jew buddies". See? Not racist. Miko Grimes, ladies and gentlemen
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day 2016 will be brought to you by discounted paper clips, and more Chinese third-party sellers than ever before
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had 'a couple of days' before criminals began ambushing Pokemon players in isolated areas, come forward to claim your prize in the corner of that lonely parking lot behind that abandoned warehouse. (I think I see a Pikachu)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panel goes off the rails when ex-cop claims black people are 'prone to criminality'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When running for UK Prime Minister, it's best not to have your taxes done by the team at ISIS - not only are people wary of the acronym, but Pam tends to leave bear claw crumbs all over the paperwork
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Schoolgirl's assignment to research 'notorious crimes in her hometown' leads to interesting results. For example, she discovered the identity of the infamous Soham Killer and in the process she found out what ever happened to her dear old dad
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Three years later, someone else charged for crimes relating to Steubenville, Ohio football rape case. His crime was exposing the evidence that incriminated the rapists
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Candidates for UK Prime Minister try to one-up Putin and Comey by requiring movie-style ratings for every website. Of interest to Farkers, what's the age rating for poor judgement and alcohol consumption? No, "Welsh" doesn't count as a rating
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Anti-prime numbers are real and surprisingly awesome. Behold the power of 5040
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Federal court rules that sharing your Netflix password is a crime
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain: So if it is to be war Russia, Pooty take off your shirt and fight like a man following your annexation of Crimea from Ukraine in 2014
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime gets all the 'Matrix' and 'Lethal Weapon' movies in exclusive Warner Brothers contract. So that's approximately two good movies
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"There is a direct one-on-one correlation between being a criminal and being a Democrat"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Entertain me, shrimpheads
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas redneck scientists are using their scientistician smarts to build a better beef cow all backwards, by cloning it from Prime 1 steak. "He wanted to clone the steer. And I said, no, let's clone a heifer and a steer"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Before superheroes got grim, there were plenty of crime-fighting animals. Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters, anyone?
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
When you're not Hillary Clinton almost everything you do is a crime whether you know it or not. And you won't get away with it either
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Refugees and immigrants who cannot pay their exorbitant fees to smugglers find themselves getting sent to an Egyptian crime ring that harvests their organs
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Tue July 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Re: Primary voters: "Passing up the out-of-touch insiders, they went for an overflowing souffle of crazy incompetence in the form of Donald Trump." was uttered by that uber liberal fool a) Clinton; b) Sanders; c) NYT Columnist David Brooks
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The suburban Atlanta home of Sheriff Rick Grimes, used in season one of The Walking Dead is for sale for a cool $659K
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh look, the guy who got millions fewer votes, won fewer primary states, and refuses to get on the cart, still thinks he gets to call the shots
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Department expert Donald Trump says "It is impossible for the FBI not to recommend criminal charges against Hillary Clinton. What she did was wrong. What Bill did was stupid"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Do we look like criminals to you?"
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Remember all those unaccompanied minors America has been letting across the border? Well they're committing horrific crimes.. Thanks, Obama
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A legislative committee has recommended decriminalizing prostitution in Wales and England. This is a reform we can all get behind, or on top of, or even underneath
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
People who regularly hang out in bars and nightclubs are victims of at least three times more violent crime than those who don't go out at night, according to those hardworking researchers at the Duh Institute
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Stanford Rapist's judge sentencing a man for the same crime as RapeySwimmer: "I sentence you to only six months and...wait...you're Latino?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A group of three young men decided to conduct a social experiment on a British train wherein one of them pretended to be an anti-LGBT bigot as the other two posed as a gay couple to see if people would intervene. And they did
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The Brexit vote had nothing to do with racism, and a 57 per cent rise in hate crime since that vote is just coincidence
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Mon June 27, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Supreme Court determines former Virginia governor is sleazy but not criminal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fun Fact: Rupert Murdoch has been pressuring UK Prime Ministers to leave the EU since 1997. Didn't David Cameron go to Murdoch's super-exclusive Christmas party last December just as Cameron's Brexit-as-leverage strategy was getting off the ground?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
81% of Trump voters think whites are the real victims of discrimination, 83% think America needs to be protected from "foreign influences," and 72% want a leader who will "break some rules to set things right." But don't you dare call them fascist
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Sun June 26, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Sabermetrician and true-crime buff Bill James discusses our fascination with true crime in media, notes there are "40 channels on your TV doing crime stories, whether true or fictional. If you look at the Bible, there's a crime story on every page"
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR drivers John Wes Townley and Spencer Gallagher get into an aggressive hugging match after a wreck. NASCAR considering fining them for actions detrimental to the sport of MMA
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Sat June 25, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Got a gun? Live in Hawaii? The state government now believes you should be on a list with known criminals so they can keep an eye on you anywhere in the nation
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Fri June 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK: Now that Brexit has passed, it will take many months and a new Prime Minister to arrange an orderly exit. EU: Just GTFO (with helpful pic)
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Qualifications?" "Keeping an alligator in a mobile home park." "That's not much of a crime." "In Spokane?" "Kinky..."
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Officer Barrel Roll rolls away from job, and criminal charges
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Cameron resigns as UK Prime Minister. Sayeth The Joker: "And. Here. We. Go"
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a totally normal and not-confusing ruling the Supreme Court says that states cannot make it a crime to refuse to take a blood test when suspected of drunk driving, but states CAN criminalize refusing to take a breathalyzer test
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Why did you go on this crime spree, ma'am?" "That spiked drink from Chick-Fil-A made me do it"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Wait. Picture in your mind the mugshots of the criminal masterminds that robbed a Dunkin' Donuts at gunpoint. Ok. Now click
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Star Trek fan-film rules released by CBS & Paramount. Of course, they will be obeyed as faithfully as Kirk obeyed the Prime Directive
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD launch massive manhunt--including deploying helicopters and sending out cops on foot--to find a dangerous teenage criminal who skipped out on a $2.75 subway fare
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Barack Obama promised to fundamentally transform America and yet prison gangs still discriminate on the basis of race and the US Army still has a no fatties rule
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Snapchat old-timer gives you trailing-edgers the lowdown on Snapchat. "For people who primarily use their phones vertically (i.e. most of us), taking and watching videos with your phone upright just makes more sense"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Darrel Issa wishes he could have a primary do-over without Trump. Blames Obama
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Not news: Prima donna pilot whines to ATC when he wasn't listening. Fark: other pilots call him a tool and support the overworked ATC operator
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The accidental politician: New Jersey man writes in his name on primary ballot as a joke, wins a spot
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
One weird trick to train your brain to understand the difference between a sham, a scam, and the placebo effect: an actual experiment
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Mon June 20, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The winners and losers of the 2016 primary season: Media edition. As always, Glenn Beck is a loser
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Zane Alchin said he was unaware internet trolling was a crime"
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Sat June 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russian authorities take action after exclusion from the Olympics, open criminal case against director of anti-doping lab
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
You are found guilty of a crime. Your sentence: five years in prison. The crime? 170,000 counts of Accessory to Murder
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sometimes you see a headline you just can't improve. This is one of those times: "A lab mouse experiment showed that anti-social behavior can be caused by high-fat diets, then cured by eating healthier poop"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google a recent picture of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. THAT is apparently what a $1,600 haircut looks like
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family learns lesson about bigotry after attending a Trump rally: "Once you witness discrimination first hand, it's a totally different experience. I was in a state of shock"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA offers 100,000 free months of Total Fark to anyone who can grow lifelike human tissue for space experiments
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Liberal activist judges order Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach to register thousands of voters he had previously disenfranchised, seriously jeopardizing the glorious Conservative experiment that Kansas has become
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The twenty-five biggest winners and losers of the 2016 Primary. Finally, Sarah Palin and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz have something in common
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This is the end folks, one last primary. Will Bernie pull the 500% he needs to secure the nomination, or will Hillary continue her victory march to Philly? DC Primary thread, polls close at 8 PM Eastern
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Christian music scene members weigh in on top CCM artist coming out as gay. "Unfortunately, unless this artist drops the adjective 'Christian' from his music, his career is over. The primary audience that supports CCM prefers closet living"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The root cause of gun violence, hate crimes, and Trump's candidacy is toxic masculinity. Subby would read more, but gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders will spend the night of DC's primary with Hillary Clinton. Bow chicka wow wow
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Indiana man's fiancee kills herself and her mother after her past crimes of murder were about to be discovered. Indiana man really knew how to pick 'em
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you moving your kids to a new city? You're condemning them to a life of violent crime, drug abuse, psychiatric problems, and suicide attempts, you negligent monster
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
As Burger King extends Whopper brand in America with Whopper Dogs and Whopperitos, they go more conventional abroad, offering Whole Shrimp Whoppers and 5-inch Pork Whoppers
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Nike reinstates Maria Sharapova after suspension. Apparently she'll now endorse the shoes for her interim job as school crossing guard
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Football hate crimes rise by almost 50 percent in last year, mostly against Catholics
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
For the past year Hillary has claimed that the FBI was just performing a 'security inquiry'. White House announces that it is a 'Criminal Investigation'. Hillary looking for the strongest cloth available to wipe this away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One million people have signed a petition demanding the recall of Judge Aaron Persky, who has proved he cannot be trusted to punish rich Caucasians for their crimes
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
LAPD decides that electric BMWs can outrun criminals better than Teslas
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Republican Wisconsin state rep. says that the mayor of Milwaukee needs to prevent crime from spilling into the suburbs or she will work to cut funding of the programs he needs to fight crime
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a federal judge did not accept Alabama's pinky swear not to discriminate against the gays no more (while anybody was watching)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump clinched the GOP presidential nomination with a primary win a few weeks ago, and may have unclinched it by running his mouth this week, as GOP leaders from across the spectrum are openly calling for him to be replaced at the convention
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're getting 13 medals and a 4.5 GPA on a full scholarship, but some, I'm sure, are good people
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Psst. Hey, buddy, you look like a discriminating patent troll. You want to buy a patent?
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Wed June 08, 2016
(American Mirror)
 
 
 
While Trump is shattering Republican primary vote records, let's look at how Hillary is doing compared to 2008. Oh dear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's personal IT guy says the immunity he was granted might not cover all the crimes he helped commit
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The rise of the Trump-illary...uh, Hillarump...um...yeah. The choice has been made. California and New Jersey presidential primaries continued. (Thread 2)
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Some hedgehogs just want to hang around. DRINK
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Principal caught sayof child pron, "You guys care about this now?" After being promoted twice despite a 1999 letter of reprimand over grooming a 6 year old
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's almost all over but the crying, and there's going to be a hell of a lot tonight as Drumpf is crowned and Hillary smashes the hopes and dreams of Bernie supporters in the California and New Jersey presidential primaries. Polls start closing at 8 PM ET
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Anytime you see the words experimental, Japanese, test tube, chickens, in the same article, you know you're in for something special
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(US News)
 
 
 
It's primary day in central North Carolina as two congressional Republicans face off against each other in a battle of who can do the best Jesse Helms impersonation without any actual cross-burnings or lynchings
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Mon June 06, 2016
(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
The AP has declared Clinton the winner of the Democratic primary. That's the joke
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Apparently Hillary is not all that popular with environmentalists in California because they're about to put Bernie Sanders on top in the primary on Tuesday
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
John Boyega will start the apocalypse once again in the sequel to 'Pacific Rim'
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Hillary Clinton Wins Crushing Victory in 'Orgy Island' Primary. Make note, this will be the only time you'll ever see Hillary Clinton and orgy in the same sentence
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Clinton arrested in California for DUI just hours before the primary election
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The problem with getting a live experiment to demonstrate your policies in action is that you no longer can claim that it will work in theory. See Communism in Russia, Kochian conservatism in Brownbackistan
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Mikey Waltrip's favorite race of the year and Joey Logano is getting a coat of primer as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Pocono for the Axalta "We Paint Wieners" 400, Noon ET on Fox Sports 1. Wait, it's "Winners"? Well that makes no sense (Race rescheduled)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Noseless man caught in scentsless crime, an unexpected profit opportunity in the mobile stripper pole repair business, and 13-year old boy suffers Michelle Duggar Syndrome: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/29 - 6/4
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
With Clinton projected to win today In Puerto Rico, Old Man Sanders has already cried foul. Because a broke US territory cutting back on polling stations must be a CONSPIRACY! This is your official Puerto Rico primary thread with 60 delegates in play
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Fri June 03, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Newspaper endorses Reagan in California primary. This is not a repeat from 1980
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Noseless man sought in scentsless crime
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arrests are soaring after Britain criminalized Internet trolling: "During 2015, more than two people were arrested in London every day for allegedly posting messages which fell foul of social media posting rules"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren will endorse Clinton after the primaries end
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(Ecumenical News)
 
 
 
"The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2: Dovahkiin Boogaloo" likely won't be released until 2019. Also, it will likely be in Argonia or Elsweyr, not Skyrim, so why would it be called "Skyrim 2"?
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Thanks to all the failed economic policies, corruption, social upheaval, crime, visitor restrictions, and prospects of a military coup, Venezuela is now a perfect destination for tourists on a budget
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man who is responsible for detaining and inflicting inhuman conditions and torture on thousands of innocents, is suspended from his job as a TSA security guard because he is also a wanted war criminal
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Victim: These guys tried to kill me but I ran away. Police dispatcher: To file a report, you'll have to return to the scene of the crime. Victim: OK....BLAM-BLAM-AAAGH Dispatcher: Er, I didn't mean right now Appeals court: lawsuit dismissed
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The California primary is shaping up to be a fine horse race, if Hillary is Exaggerator and Bernie is Homeboykris
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Using the mighty claw of the mantis shrimp as an inspiration for next-gen helmets and body armor is a great idea, but the look of iridescent lunch meat might be a draw back
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Charlotte Church is all grown up... and is an unashamed leftist experimental music artist with a potty mouth
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippines president Rodrigo Duterte: "Is it really a crime to kill a reporter?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
On opposite day, a police officer is convicted of a crime and sentenced to 4 years for shooting an unarmed black man
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looming Brexit trims UK pound to 15 ounces
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Another day, another extradition attempt for Roman Polanski to be tried for his sex crimes
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Putting the average Fark headline on a shirt is a crime in the UK
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today was a very bad, no good day.Today I consigned my friend of 16+ years to the care of the grim reaper. Tonight I went to my local open mic and I sang this lullaby for him
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Houma Today)
 
 
 
It is absolutely unlawful to recreationally violate shrimping; and international concealment of fish, well that is right out
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police launch hate crime investigation after pork sausages are thrown into Finsbury Park Mosque
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Sat May 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia declares a Civil War battlefield an active crime scene. When will they just admit they lost?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC legal experts call for ethics probe of state legislatures shaking down businesses who oppose discrimination
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jews begin their annual pilgrimage to the oldest known synagogue in Africa. Difficulty: it's located in Tunisia which is currently being wracked by jihadist violence, so security has been upgraded from "heavy" to "Presidential visit"
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House fails to pass energy bill because it's more important to discriminate against LGBT people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A school reprimanded a 13-year-old girl for wearing an LGBT-positive T-shirt this week, deeming the message "distracting" and "disruptive." The Message: "Some people are gay. Get over it"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well, that is a UFO
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New experiment finds that building Stonehenge probably wasn't that hard, just a gentle balancing act
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Okay, so this primary season isn't going to be a total bust. We're gonna get a Trump/Sanders debate and it. Shall. Be. Glorious
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Everyone loves a cute dog, but there's something magical and primal about playing with the ancestor of the modern dog, a real wolf
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
When you go to a dive bar and talk smack about the Hell's Angels, don't be surprised if a Wilford Brimley lookalike introduces you to a baseball bat (with "Diabeetus" pic goodness)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
seifles rorrim tceted yllacitamotua ot woh tuo erugif ot gniyrt si koobecaF
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jurors could soon be using virtual reality headsets to enter blood-soaked crime scenes during major court trials
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"We are not criminals" says a man who kidnaps children for money
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Here it comes, from the Bob Barker Studios at CBS in Hollywood, it's the fabulous 60 minute Price is Right... in prime time... with people from Survivor helping the contestants play. Aw, hell, it's better than Gotham, so watch it at 8 PM ET on CBS
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Louisiana Governor to sign bill that would classify any violent attack on blacks a hate crime to finally put an end to the harassment of this minority. Excuse me, did I say blacks? I meant cops
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man keeps crime in the family by stealing his mom's 42-inch flat-screen TV by smuggling it out of her house hidden in a futon
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to endear him to the superdelegates, Bernie Sanders announces his support for the primary opponent of DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
"Murder most foul, as in the best it is," This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the perfect crime...true crime, that is. What are your favorite books and who are the "must-read" authors?
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal justice sentencing reform is a rare instance where lawmakers recognized a real problem and moved to fix it in a responsible bipartisan fashion. Except of course for Senator Tom Cotton who apparently is "that one asshole" on this issue
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Dildonain Corey Lequieu pleads guilty to conspiracy because of A) Freedom, B) his rank is below admiral, or C) his long criminal history. Bonus: he won't talk to the government
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves for binge watching: here's a list of all the new movies and television shows coming to Amazon Prime in June
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois lawmakers want to decriminalize one of the most dangerous, readily available narcotics known to mankind
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Tue May 17, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Report: Like bullies everywhere, cybercrime businesses are overly sensitive to reputational damage
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"It was concluded that this incident was not a hate crime as originally believed, but rather a case of excessive underage drinking and extremely poor judgment on the part of many people, Marcus included"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
"Received a complaint of potential harassment. Under investigation. Let's act our age, people. Recess is over and your dad can't beat anyone up anymore," and other classics from the Silverton, CO crime blotter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sanders: "I don't like the rules of the primary so near the end I think they should all be changed." Reporters: "Hillary would still be ahead of you." Sanders: "God dammit"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Megyn Kelly's primetime showing be gold? Will her interview with Donald Trump occur in the last half hour and not the first so people watch? It's your official Awkward Trump Interview with Megyn Kelly Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on Fox
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You can thank an unrepentant segregationist and racist for accidentally making sex discrimination illegal in the US
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(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Kentuckians head to the polls to choose between Presumptive Nominee Hillary Clinton and Presumptive Sore Loser Bernie Sanders. Remember, they elected Bevin. It's your Official Kentucky (and Oregon) Primary Discussion Thread. Polls open at 6AM and close at 6PM
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Newspapers are experimenting on Facebook Live by eating cheese: "It's turning journalists into bad Jackass copycats"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seven years ago, Richmond started paying its criminals to not commit crimes. So is it working, or not?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump attacks the Axis of Evil: The British Prime Minister and the Mayor of London
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Sun May 15, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House: referring to criminals as "felons" or "convicts" is not what America is all about. From now on, were calling them "justice-involved individuals"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eurovision Song Contest winner is an Ukrainian Crimean Tartar who sang how Stalin ethnically cleansed the region. Gee, I wonder how Russia is going to feel about this
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British transit systems installing stealth cameras to catch passengers putting their feet up on seats. Maybe some other crime if it happens to occur, but mainly feets on seats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CO2 levels expected to pass a global "tipping point" on June 6, leading to the end of the world as we know it. That's Grim
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Fri May 13, 2016
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
66 year old law firm partner/lifeguard wins age discrimination appeal challenging requirement that swim test be taken wearing a Speedo (thankfully, no photos were included in the court's opinion)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Trump will be president. A primer for repressive left farkers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gov of Mississippi is mystified as to why the ACLU is suing to overturn the "non-discrimination law" his state passed. You know, the one that lets people deny housing, medical treatment and government documents to LGBT people on religious grounds?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Don't worry about the Electoral College math," says website that got the primaries wrong
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How often do you have an advice columnist exclaim, "Good God, man, watch that hedge trimmer"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The nice thing about investigating a mass murder in Ohio is that you can tow the crime scenes back to the lab
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
"Reche Caldwell, the leading receiver on the 2006 Patriots, might be the most inept criminal the NFL has ever produced. His criminal career was eerily similar to his football career: Short-lived, unfocused and full of colossal blunders" (good read)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FBI director blames rise in violent crime on cell phone owners because police are too scared to catch criminals because they might end up on a viral video
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Wed May 11, 2016
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Trigger warnings for Oxford law students 'distressed' by discussing crime in criminal law class
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Anti-drug activists predicted that legalizing weed would lead to huge increases in crime, car crashes and children going mad. None of that happened of course - but there is one big problem in the city of Denver: the stench of high-grade weed
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Voters in West Virginia and Nebraska head to the polls; will both states submit to Trump, or will there be opposition? Will West Virginia select Sanders or Clinton? Polls close at 7:30. It's your Official Semi-Super Tuesday Primary Discussion Thread
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Buchanan: In my day, minorities were tough. They dealt with my discrimination without complaining
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Do you know who holds the NBA record for the most points (16) scored in overtime? If you said Gilbert Arenas you were right ... until last night
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
George Klingenschmitt tries to justify discrimination against atheists because Christianity is a great and good thing whereas atheism is terrible. After he finished ripping up the constitution, he then urinated on it
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando City Council votes 4-3 in favor of decriminalizing marijuana up to 20 grams, ensuring steady supply of Florida-tagged Fark headlines
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to poultry insurer, rise in hen hipsters has led to increased crime committed by gangs of hipster-hen thieves. "Norfolk Police said it was not currently aware of any crime trends involving chickens"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Leaked Panama papers reveal Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's election campaign was financed by Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz. U.S. still restricted to financing Israel's military only
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most accurate predictor this primary season so far has been (a) 538; (b) the unskew the polls guy; or (c) a political parody account
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver turns his biting wit on the so-called "Donald Trump of the East," Philippines presidential hopeful and war criminal Rodrigo Duterte
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's all join together and wish the House Select Committee on Benghazi a happy second birthday. We're sure they'll find something criminal to report any day now. Any. Day. Now. (just remember to blow out the candles, Gowdy)
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Sat May 07, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"An important factor in the West's obesity epidemic is our primal drive to eat is at odds with the modern abundance of high-calorie foods. 3-D food printing could offer a way of resolving this battle by making healthy foods seem more palatable"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
From Whitewater to Benghazi. A Clinton Scandal Primer...at least the ones we know about
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it will no longer call criminals "convicts" or "felons". Apparently they will start using the more descriptive terms of "Wall Street banker" or "politician"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't worry, GOP voters, there's no need to vote in any of the remaining primaries. Donald Trump said you don't have to
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
New TL;DR research indicates people will in fact read long thousand-plus-word articles on their smartphones - for about two minutes, and longer if it's true crime-y
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The man who called 911 to alert medics to an unresponsive Prince may face criminal process because he had some synthetic opiates in his backpack, and his dad runs a rehab facility
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Tue May 03, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Indiana student gives Ted Cruz a "Too Slow" handshake ahead of crucial Indiana primary by pulling his hand away when the candidate goes to shake it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The "Dodging the 2016 Grim Reaper" festival features Dylan, Stones, McCartney, Neil Young, Roger Waters, The Who - at the same location as Coachella. This October on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday (and a few other nights)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Indiana voters will decide Hoosier daddy, Cruz or Trump. Will Bobby Knight's endorsement help or hurt? Will Hillary be one step closer, or will Sanders usurp? It's your Indiana Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 6PM CT
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Mon May 02, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has announced he doesn't need to "heal" the GOP and reach out to his vanquished primary foes. Nope, he can win without those losers...and without women, Latinos, Muslims, young people, and much of the Republican Party as well
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Sun May 01, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Live from the Correspondent's dinner. In the red corner from Fox News we have Jesse "The Ambush" Watters and in the blue corner is Ryan "Reaper" Grim of the Huff Post. Let's get ready to rumble
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A fascinating experiment to determine why owls fly so silently compared to other birds
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(n+1 Magazine)
 
 
 
What it feels like to work in the cut-throat startup industry: "Our primary investor has funded a direct competitor. This is what investors do, but it feels personal: Daddy still loves us, but he loves us less"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
PG&E has said it spends $260 million a year to manage 50 million trees along its 134,000 miles of power lines. You had one job. To trim 50 million trees. One job
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has decided that its 2015 airstrike on the Doctors Without Borders hospital was not a war crime. Also, the F-35 is a smashing success, its budget should be increased 50 percent, and it's not sexual harassment if you thought she wanted it
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Not saying the Miami Dolphins posted the incriminating evidence of Laremy Tunsil prior to the NFL Draft, but they sure received the benefits of him dropping
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police announce that Prince's death is now a criminal investigation
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Writer decides to literally follow her horoscope advice for a week and at the end of the experiment she had a newly created piece of art for her home, fresh henna on her arm, and enjoyed a meaningful encounter with her harmonica
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Perimeter Institute creates new $8 million chair in theoretical physics. Maybe. It's not really known if it exists at all yet, much less where it might be
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oxford, AL, becomes the first city in the US to threaten criminal charges against people who don't use bathrooms that match the gender on their birth certificates. Thanks, Alabama
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Change.org)
 
 
 
For too long, parents have stood by as the primary predatory demographic targeted their children. Today, we say no more and kick them out of our bathrooms
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're an aspiring rap group, don't release a song about crimes you have actually committed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer caught on camera eating incriminating breathalyzer report to save his client
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of all the winners [Hillary; the American people] and losers [Cruz; that guy also running against Trump who pretends to like Cruz] of the ACELA primaries
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Rib
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic leadership may be upended after today's primary. This article not pulled from a Bernie Bros' slash fic collection
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(BGR)
 
 
 
The CEO of Ferrari just drove a Tesla, and he was so impressed with self-driving electric cars that the company will consider developing one. Just farking with you, he called it a crime against cars: "You'll have to shoot me before we ever build one"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will Bernie get the upset? Will Kasich be remembered somewhere at the polls? How many of these threads have we had this season? THIS is your Tuesday Primary thread "Nor'easter Edition" (Results start at 8pm)
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you be willing to commit a crime to defend your way of life?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders: Fark it, even California deserves to be counted this primary season. I'll decide to drop out after
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Priest convicted of sex crime in San Diego finds home in Oklahoma parish. You bet some people have a problem with this
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Some Experimental Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man & his experiment
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man redefines street crime by stealing the street (with video and bonus Super Mario Brothers theme tune)
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Fri April 22, 2016
(KATU)
 
 
 
Tipping a prostitute with a small, nocturnal primate isn't normal, but on meth it is
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Stealing from arcade game machines might have been a lucrative crime in 1983, but today all you will end up with is $18 and getting caught by cops with your hand stuck up the machine
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
After seeing the rousing successes of Arizona, New York and Florida this primary season, Rhode Island decides to only open a third of their voting locations for next week's primary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic strategists to Bernie Sanders: Shut it down now. 'The primary is over. There is no path, and there is no math'
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Thu April 21, 2016
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, To thwart the Pilgrim, Rip has the rest of the team kidnap their younger selves. This will all end in tears (CW 8ET)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Forensic hair analysis found to be on par with phrenology when it comes to scientific accuracy: "Since 1989, 74 people have been sentenced to hard time for serious crimes as a result of hair analysis, only to later be exonerated by DNA analysis"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When furnishing your lair inside a hollowed-out volcano in which you intend to capture and imprison Mr. Bond while you execute your plan for world domination, why not consider, as your primary seating solution, this chair made from a 737 jet engine?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert recaps Ted "Zero" Cruz's horrendous primary night in New York, telling the creepy presumptive Zodiac Killer "On behalf of New York, suck it"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Illinois prosecutor tries "radical new experiment" of not sending innocent people to prison
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are completely unable to grasp how primitive humans are
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted performing Jacob's Ladder experiment he saw on YouTube, leaves behind family, friends, a lingering smell
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(orilliapacket.com)
 
 
 
Man connected to organized crime killed by sni--
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Facebook experimenting with 'tip jar' so users can get paid for their content. No word if Fark will follow suit with its own 'Pickle Jar' version
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Commerce is our goal. "More human than human" is our motto. Amy was an experiment, nothing more, but it turned out that it was much cheaper to pay a human to pretend to be a chatbot, than it was to program a computer to pass the Turing Test
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Rochester First)
 
 
 
7/11, Benghazi declared winners in NY primary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's primary day in New York, which of course means that the polls are a collection of clusterfarks. "You can't vote nor cast any type of ballot. They (the keys to the building) are in a locked box and no one has the key,"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in New York. Hillary and Donald battle for delegates in their home state, but can they overcome the threat of Bernie and Cruz? Polls close at 9pm ET. It's your Official New York Primary Discussion Thread
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
When your ankle bracelet goes off at a White House event, that is being a criminal Like a Boss
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats fear they need to call Kenny Loggins over the primary
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(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
Rainbow-colored nooses hanging on college campus removed, investigated as hate crime. Fark: they may have been part of a faculty-approved art project
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
With just a day before the big primary, Donald ups his lead to "YUUUGE" and Clinton's lead narrows to "impressive but not crushing"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon announces Netflix pricing structure for Prime and Prime video
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Fri April 15, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Johnny Football's week of fun and merriment continues as he is involved in a hit-and-run accident
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Most Utah headline you'll read today: After 'Sister Wives' ruling, a new push for the legislature to decriminalize polygamy
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Trump hasn't been eligible to vote in a Republican primary for 20 years. Before that, he just didn't bother showing up
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Thu April 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
International crime rings are driving California nuts, literally
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anti-Drumpf delegates pre-selected in Indiana in advance of the state's primary
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Everything you need to know about DOOM's open beta, a.k.a your first person tour through the current presidential primary
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all US households belong to Amazon Prime, according to new report. Man, that fine print in EULA gets you every time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee governor latest to sign LGBT discrimination law. Just kidding - he asks if there's such a large problem that this law is needed
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Bad Day at the Dildo Corral. Potatriot pleads guilty to threatening to kill Obama, says he'll provide info on other Potatriot crimes
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
On multiple occasions, Fox News has claimed that a "shrimp on a treadmill" study funded by the federal government cost $3 million. Which overstates the true cost of the study by $2,999,953
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NPR was a communist experiment that sold out, and now deserves to die. Good grief, this article is long, isn't there an audio version?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Stop me if you didn't see this one coming: GOP to move primary election goal posts yet again
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: From the creators of Scrivener: Scapple. Free-form, non-linear, mind-mapping software. Gluten-free and non-habit forming too. (Make brainstorming for your novel look like a crime investigation board.) (Sponsored Link)
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jean-Luc Brassard quits as Canadian Olympic team's chef de mission, citing violations of Prime Directive
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fans watching baseball on Fox Sports will soon be swamped with campaign ads, as candidates discover no one watches TV news. "Most home team games are the No. 1 prime-time program. Everybody - mothers, fathers, daughters, grandparents - is watching"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At least two of Trump's own kids won't be casting a ballot for him in the New York primary, because they aren't bright enough to register to vote
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Thanks to the incredible success of Gov Brownback's "real live experiment" in supply-side economics, KS legislature currently debating whether the state REALLY needs all those roads and bridges it has
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Sat April 09, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fourteen delegates are at stake in Wyoming today. Can Bernie extend his winning streak, or will Hillary stop him? Will voters go for establishment or wild card? It's your Wyoming Democratic Primary Discussion Thread
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Oh hi, thanks for using our sperm bank to conceive your child. Turns out that donor wasn't the PhD candidate we advertised, he was a career criminal with schizophrenia. We good? Kthxbye"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since we won't get a Doctor Who episode this year, all I have is this video to make me feel better... And my Blu Rays, but that's it.. And my Amazon Prime account.. But other than that, I just have this video
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Not a coincidence." Romanian hacker Guccifer extradited to US at critical point in FBI's criminal investigation of Hillary Clinton's emails
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Another quality car chase in LA today, going through the rain in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the freeways, and with a TMZ tour bus trying to stop two "criminal masterminds" in a convertible (still ongoing at this time)
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Iceland's bankers start using their get-out-of-jail cards just days after the Prime Minister supporting their incarnation resigns. Because fark you, that is why
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ongoing Playboy court battle in Dutchland establishes that hyperlinking isn't a criminal offence, but it's not not a crime either. Not yet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Grab your shiv and eyes out for pigs or a beak'll toss you in the House That Jack Built with an Oliver Twist, it's time for a quiz on British criminal slang
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mike Sandlock, oldest former MLB player, dies at 100. He was eulogized by Jamie Moyer as being tragically cut down right in the prime of life
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's criminal genius attempts to elude police after burglary by spraying himself with two dry chemical fire extinguishers. (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Rich douches of Instagram are making it easier to prosecute their rich parents for financial crimes
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian university students try to engage in some extra-curricular chemistry experiments in New Orleans, instead receive a lesson in anthropology and modern American culture
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's stupidest criminals include the thief who left his wig at a crime scene to the robber who tried to pay for a packet of crisps with cheese
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's governor signs a law officially voiding Florida's 148-year old law making it a criminal offense for unmarried couples to live together. Tag is for how long it took them to do this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The five biggest takeaways from the Wisconsin Primary. The sixth biggest? Wisconsin is full of trolls who just want to watch the world burn
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to Bill de Blasio's soft-on-crime policies, the NYC murder rate has skyrocketed to a historic low
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads head out to vote in the Badger State Primary. Early popularity polling indicates Cruz and Sanders have the lead, but it won't impact Clinton or Trump. Wisconsin Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 8PM CT
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mild-mannered Madison defense attorney Dean Strang, star of "Making a Murderer" on Netflix, gets his own reality TV show, aspires to be the Anthony Bourdain of criminal justice
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart sells T-shirts with University of Maryland logo superimposed on map of Massachusetts. Then it gets weird
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cricket fans asked, "If you were a primitive human and you sent one of your tribe out to take on an alien with a pointy stick only for the alien to vaporise him with a ray gun, would it be fair to take issue with Terry's stick-prodding technique?'
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump may have won a bunch of primaries, but how loyal are the delegates picked to vote for him at the convention? Let's just say the feeding hand is tired of being bitten
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Sat April 02, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Arizona may redo its primaries due to massive fraud as thousands of voters from both parties were mysteriously purged from the voting rolls
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Fri April 01, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
A Republican politician is concerned that Obama may allow guns to get into the hands of criminals. This is not an April Fools joke
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Coconut curry shrimp
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As we edge ourselves closer to next week's cheesy primary, both races get more competitive, with Cruz winning by 10 and Sanders by 4
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide in housewares section of target using a kitchen knife, store remains open for another TWO HOURS while people continue to shop around the crime scene
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New Oculus Rift users suffering from "Oculus Face." Won't somebody think of the Oculus users?
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"There's a whole Soylent subculture on discussion boards where fans of the drink are experimenting with ingredients and trade recipes, which defeats one of the main goals of Soylent, which is to save time and serve as a meal replacement"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York Democratic primary voters to enjoy retro, Soviet-style election where party bosses have chosen the winner before election day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Trump hires campaign staff, he's not hiring the best. He's hiring people that have lots of problems. They're bringing crime. They're getting arrested for battery in Florida.... And some, I assume, are good people
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The online business with the most sophisticated authentication practices and cyber-security is a) Sony PlayStation network, b) Amazon, c) a darkweb crime marketplace called "Alphabay"
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