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215 headlines found matching 'rim'
Wed December 17, 2014
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Main Page Headline: Federal Judge rules immigration action unconstitutional. Actual: A judge issues opinion in response to a criminal case. "Article" closes with this gem: The latest opinion was first reported by the Volokh Conspiracy blog
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Mon December 15, 2014
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
And you thought there were no more interesting criminal nicknames left. Behold the "Duct Tape Bandit"
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Sat December 13, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC is ditching sitcoms on Thursdays for the first time in over two decades, and this will be the first time in the lives of millennials that they've never been able to laugh at something in primetime on Thursdays
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Defense attorney says police officers should only go to prison for 1/100 as long as others convicted of the same crime. Surprisingly, the judge doesn't agree
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
If somoene calls you from an unknown number and tells you they are a family member that needs $2000 so they can come home without a criminal record, chances are they already have one
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Fri December 12, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department brings Elf on the Shelf's crime spree to an end in holiday music video. No word if his hands were up
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
From the "This used to be much bigger news" desk: The FBI arrests Boss of the Gambino crime family in NY in connection with the attempted extortion of an Italian businessman of the actual, legitimate, variety
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British sociology students study primitive civilizations who dress strangely, don't speak comprehensible English and engage in peculiar mating and fighting rituals, say more field trips to British soccer games are planned
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(The Week)
 
 
 
News: Prominent lawyer calls for a full pardon for Bush and the administration officials who authorized the torture program. Huh?: He's the head of the ACLU. Ahhh: because that way there at least would be an acknowledgement it was a crime
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought the GOP's primary battles in 2016 were gonna be hilarious, wait until you see "Clinton vs. Warren: Rumble in the Urban Jungle", "The Sovereignty of Poverty", "The Pants-suits Among Us"
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Tue December 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will there be military backlash? Will the full extent of George W. Bush's war crimes be revealed to the world at large? Will the Democrats gain votes for 2016? It's your official Torture Report Discussion Thread
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Mon December 08, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two criminal masterminds decide the best place to discuss their alibi is the backseat of a patrol car with a camera inside it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"If you commit a crime in Russia, you can expect to be chased by Dancer or Prancer or even Rudolph: Police have been asking for a fleet of reindeer since 2012, and it looks like they are finally getting their wish"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Networks will face a grim reality in 2015: Advertisers are spending their money on digital markets, not terrestrial
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(59)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Hey, you know what would be a great idea? Run someone in the Democratic primaries against Hillary who is a socialist and even older then she is
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(122)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Oh, so apparently it's wrong for employers to force their chronically sick workers into taking Obamacare as their primary insurance. FINE, WHATEVER
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(128)
 
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Brockton, Massachusetts is the city of (a) criminals, (b) champions, (c) idiots on their phones who walk in front of cars at night wearing dark clothes
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Sat December 06, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Somalia's parliament decides to oust the Prime Minister and bar him from playing their pirate games as well as banning him from their new club which is conveniently called the No Abdiweli's club
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New 'lost' Ayn Rand novel will bring her crimes against literature to new generation of jerks
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(93)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
The 17 most American things you can buy at Walmart. Put together some cheese balls by the barrel, a beef jerky gun and the 'Darth Vader taking a selfie with an iPhone 4′ t-shirt and you've got yourself a weekend
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Thu December 04, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"White Americans are taking to Twitter to confess crimes they have got away with after a US grand jury cleared a white NYPD officer for choking an unarmed black man to death"
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Wed December 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Othello teacher admits ordering eight-year-old student to unclog toilet with his bare hands, gets reprimanded for using "very poor professional judgment." Iago unavailable for comment
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's closest allies and backers are privately worried that a dark Horse Democratic primary challenger could come out of nowhere and de-rail her inevitable march to the White House. But c'mon, how likely is something like that?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cleveland cops who fired 137 shots at two unarmed black civilians in 2012 have filed a federal lawsuit saying they are victims of racial discrimination. Yes, Subby checked to see if this story was from the Onion too
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA may start allowing gay men to donate blood, bringing to an end over thirty years of sexual orientation discrimination
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Tue December 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson Police Department may charge Michael Brown's stepfather with "attempting to incite a riot" which is a serious crime unlike actually killing somebody
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(652)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Consider this a warning: If you attack Obama's teen-aged daughters in this timeline, he will have you arrested as a teenager in a previous timeline. Clearly, he has no respect for the Temporal Prime Directive
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown calling it quits after 32 years in Parliament, will retire to Scotland if anyone will have him after his Scottish independence referendum kept Scotland in the UK with those British limeys
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(22)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
After coming back from double digits in a win over Auburn, Alabama Crimson Tide was voted the No.1 team in the AP Top 25 poll. It's either SEC Bias or lack of respect for Florida State
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Sun November 30, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
You want fast food? Stand right there, and your shrimp will be ready a quarter second after you put on your safety goggles
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Fri November 28, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes: "Yeah your one-handed catch was cool, Odell Beckham, Jr., but it isn't always whatever I can do, you can do better"
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Thu November 27, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"McMass Project" wants to put a McDonalds inside a church, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Grimace
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Wed November 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know the theory that comets might have brought the building blocks of life from space to primordial earth? Well guess what the Philae lander just found on Comet 67P
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(110)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Amazon cuts the price of the Fire Phone to $199 with a free year of Amazon Prime in hopes they can get rid of the bulk of their inventory
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(44)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
London police have captured the most dangerous criminals currently plaguing the world: the people who pirated The Expendables 3
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(22)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"The case was an archetypal example of the DOJ's abuse when it comes to computer crime. It shows how aggressive they are, and how they seek to destroy your reputation even when the charges are complete, fricking garbage"
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Those silly conservative Republicans and their belief that Thanksgiving is the pilgrims' rebuttal of socialism
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
If, like me, you've been wondering if Napoleon Bonaparte is responsible for Nutella-related crimes skyrocketing worldwide, you're right. In related news, there's a worldwide Nutella-related crime problem
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Toy gun prompts lockdown at state hospital for the criminally stupid
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(25)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
A pilgrimage to Metropolis, er, New York City, er, the British industrial park that was the setting for Superman IV
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Mon November 24, 2014
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
New experimental bus runs on waste and poop. U.S. Congress now labeled as renewable energy source
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(22)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
"But for the undercover agent's imagination in this case there would be no crime"
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(137)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA scientists believe "extreme shrimp" might hold clues to alien life. Hey, so long as they're getting ideas from District 9 and not Event Horizon, subby calls it a win
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Sun November 23, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The college football coaches poll really voted Alabama Crimson Tide No.1 over the undefeated Florida State Seminoles. No.3 Oregon wasn't good enough to jump the Seminoles due to being in the PAC-12
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Getting primed for the playoffs? To the left, some booms and busts in Weeks 14-16. To the right, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ with the latest advice to get you ready for football supremacy
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Sat November 22, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
"It's been fifty years since JFK was assassinated. We must re-investigate the crime," claims journalist who somehow has missed the past fifty years of investigations
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just as we feared, crime rates have skyrocketed to a 20-year low under the bleeding heart administration of Bill de Blasio
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Thu November 20, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper's soul has apparently touched down on the east coast and has been feeding
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(10)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Gun control in Britain is so effective that criminals are now robbing supermarkets with pieces of paper on which they have drawn handguns
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever tried the circle experiment with your cat? "Cat owners have found that a circle made of string or masking tape (or even bananas in one example) will make a cat feel compelled to sit inside and refuse to leave"
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(7)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Charles Schumer, Hillary seen tapping their feet, looking the other way after Elizabeth Warren dares the big Wall Street banks to prove they can protect their customer data from cybercriminals
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
LAPD increasingly relying on technology to determine where crimes are most likely to occur. Or they can just sit outside any 7-Eleven on a Saturday night and wait for the inevitable
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Mon November 17, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Steelers continue to put up impressive primetime numbers? Or will they play down to the Titans like they seem to always do? This is YOUR Monday Night Football discussion thread (8:30 PM ET, ESPN)
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(1026)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey would like to remind you potty-mouthed %@#&ing b*tches that it has been a crime to curse in front of children in NJ since 1944
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(42)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"No suspicion of criminal activity" against Palestinian bus driver found "beaten all over his body" and hanged in his own bus. In other breaking news, that Ferguson kid probably capped himself
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(55)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"You don't have to be an internet pirate to think that certain publishers' DRM provisions for e-books verge on the overzealous: It's as if wanting to read books is a crime"
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Sun November 16, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Governor claims organized crime has cost Italy's economy $20 billion. That's 0.03 US bailouts
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Medical marijuana is a ruse. It makes you slow, it makes you stupid, and once you get bored with it you'll be more prone to experiment with more dangerous drugs such as cocaine and heroin"
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(234)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kirk Herbstreit releases his top four college football teams, and with a big surprise, Florida State gets surpassed by Alabama Crimson Tide
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(46)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania state troopers worked twelve hour days and racked up $6 million in overtime alone to catch accused cop killer Eric Frein. Hopefully taxpayers will be paid restitution by the criminal
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(78)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy arrested and fired for stealing ... a $10 DVD from a crime scene
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(64)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Eight ways shows like "Law & Order: SVU" mess with your head and convince you there is way more crime in society than there ever was
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 12 means things are getting real in CFB. There's Bucks-Gophs, Ultra Maroons at Crimson Tide, TCU @ KU, Dawgs-WDE, Free Shoes at Da U, Horns-Cowboys, Sparty v. Terps, OU at TT, Devils-Beavers, and more. Polar vortex? Check the tag
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(1444)
 
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
"My name is David, and I am the marine biologist who put a shrimp on a treadmill - a burden I will forever carry"
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(58)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Thor resigns from his crime-fighting organization after stalking accusations. Hail HYDRA
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ha ha Grim Reaper, this declared dead 91-year-old woman who was in cold storage at the morgue for 11 hours is not yours YET. Suck it
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Thu November 13, 2014
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"Banks do not commit crimes; bankers, executives, supervisors and traders do, yet not one single executive is being punished individually and none of the banks even have to admit wrongdoing or disclose the details of their misconduct"
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, snowflake, you have to shave and get a trim to join the army, because we roll like that. Lawsuits don't help your cause
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(272)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Explosive experiments that should never be tried in microwave, and if you do, keep the shirt
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(14)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Professional athlete known throughout the world for violence complains after being arrested for assault: "They're treating me like a criminal." Somebody call the whambulance
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(25)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Dear Prime Minister Abbott. This is how you 'shirtfront' someone properly. Signed, President Putin
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(26)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Some people are wondering why it's a federal crime to invade Mickey & Minnie's airspace
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(119)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Newly discovered "Masque Attack" may allow cybercriminals to install malware on unjailbroken iPhones and iPads with just a text message or email. 95% of iOS devices may be vulnerable
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(43)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa tweets photos of war criminals, Nazis, Timothy McVeigh while honoring vets
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(109)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
PBS promises "Olympic style" coverage of Miami book festival. So ... ignoring foreign writers, eschewing live coverage of top events until they can be rerun in primetime, and every author has a heartwarming story of overcoming cancer?
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(13)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Egyptian student arrested for carrying George Orwell's 1984 in open-and-shut case of thoughtcrime
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(38)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
More people arrested in Fort Lauderdale for the heinous crime of feeding the homeless. Reports of a guy with seven loaves and seven fishes among those arrested have been unsubstantiated
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(275)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bono defends the bold experiment that is Spotify, continues to prove he is better than everyone else
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(28)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston, not content with improper benefits and sexual assault, expands his criminal empire into point shaving, allegedly
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(60)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fire destroys MacArthur Park bookstore. With Amazon Prime, this fire is free
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(61)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Pregnant British women could face fines or a criminal record for eating cheese or sushi
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(73)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"The FCC just leaked their net neutrality proposal - and it's TERRIBLE. After nearly 4 million people spoke out demanding strong rules against censorship, throttling, and discrimination, the FCC is pushing rules that would explicitly allow that"
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(236)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale cops clean streets from dangerous criminal elements...like 90-year-old volunteer workers giving out food to homeless people
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(74)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
We here at NY Daily News heartily endorse Michael Grimm for reelection to NY-11, if only so he can get arrested and thrown into jail shortly thereafter
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(10)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox's year-long "social experiment" Utopia collapses after only two months
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(88)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
French town surrenders, bans anyone over the age of 12 from dressing up as a clown for Halloween to avoid crimes committed by "evil clowns"
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(25)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Study finds 30% of shrimp products mislabeled. Bubba, Forrest inconsolable
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(25)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Social experiment: A week after an attack on the capital by a Muslim extremist what does it take to get the average Canadian to react violently to a Muslim trying to ride a bus?
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(39)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists discover two genes linked to crime. Those who actually engage in violent behavior remain a minority, report finds
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(35)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Criminal masterminds arrested for trying to abscond with an ATM from a Walgreen's
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(41)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The same team of criminal investigators that cracked the Boston Marathon bombing are now hunting the National Park Vandal
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(62)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ever wonder about the real crime committed by your loudmouth cellmate?
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(13)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Bank robber wore a bandana, black rimmed glasses, white shirt and a zebra print dress with a black overcoat. Police say he also had a panty on his head. (W/ pic of perp in pretty purple dress)
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(17)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
School superintendent cancels football season, specifically citing crotch-grabbing as the primary reason
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(38)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bounty Paper Towels releases new NFL prints, says they "2X more absorbent" and are great for cleaning up crime scenes
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian federal politician writes to International Criminal Court, accusing Australia of crimes against humanity. No, this has nothing to do with Vegemite. Or Hitler
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(48)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This is what snark looks like in the New York Times: "So far, the main result of the [Kansas] experiment seems to be that cutting taxes causes the government to lose revenue"
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(102)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Today's story on government waste is brought to you by Senator Tom Coburn, who wants to know why taxpayers are paying for rabbit massages and teaching primates how to gamble
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(129)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Latest nail in the coffin for traditional taxis: minorities prefer Uber and Lyft because they don't racially discriminate against them
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(223)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally -- Audio and crime scene photos of the drunken Palin family brawl have been released, complete with Sarah begging Bristol not to curse when talking to police
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(425)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Experimental Ebola vaccine could be ready for testing as soon as January. It would've been ready sooner, but someone left open the doors to the barn where they kept the horses they were going to test it on
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(58)
 
(Adult Swim)
 
 
 
New clip from the upcoming Mike Tyson crime-solving cartoon series is out, and it. Looks. AWESOME
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(89)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Migrant worker without papers? That's an arresting and deportation. Nazi war criminal? We'll keep paying your social security if you quietly go somewhere else
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ebola News Network tries to figure out why Ebola kills some but spares others, fails to remember that viruses are non-discriminatory
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(76)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Alabama Crimson Tide jump up three places in the college football coaches poll to No. 4 because they beat Texas A&M. If three of the Top 4 teams' biggest win is Texas A&M, maybe it's not that big
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(29)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sports betting not going ahead in New Jersey because even if the governor is fine with it, it's still a federal crime
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(25)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Primitive 'ebola protection kits' consisting of breathtakingly overpriced boiler suits, sanitisers and safety goggles starting to show up on store shelves in the west
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(46)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Prime Minister vows to "shirtfront" Vladimir Putin at G20 summit
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(44)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber beats one of his many criminal charges due to "lack of evidence"
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(27)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Stanley Milgram's experiments on torture psychology were less about proving a hypothesis, and more about performing a play. Poor science, but great art
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(21)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ryan Murphy's next project for FX will be American Crime Story, a ten-episode series that will finally go where numerous news magazines, books, and interviews have gone before: the OJ Simpson trial
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(23)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ebola threat bars many pilgrims from Mecca. No word on what goes in an Ebola threat bar, although it's probably dates, granola and screaming
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(69)
 
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Girl who was shipped off to Siberia by her mother three years ago has escaped to Morocco, is having trouble adjusting to a diet that doesn't consist primarily of frozen reindeer meat
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Community Outreach," Police smash a minivan window to use a Taser on a man in front of his two kids for the heinous crime of not having his ID on him while riding in the passenger seat during a seat belt stop
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(323)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Where's Scotty when you need him? Proof of principle experiment shows how to teleport an entire object
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(22)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Eddie Izzard adapting 'Junior Bender' crime novels for NBC, so you can bite his shiny metal ass
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(23)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
You have to go to extremes to get into the headlines these days. Primary school teacher grooms boy for sex. Teacher gets boy's name tattoed on her chest. Boy is 10
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(95)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Washington limit its self-inflicted mistakes to end Seattle's dominance in prime time or will the Seahawks be kissing Cousins with every sack? It's your MNF thread starting at 8:30ET on ESPN
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(1090)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man doesn't understand why everyone is so disgusted at him for pooping on council office floor in protest at discrimination of dwarfs, wants everyone to know that he is indeed a little shiat
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(68)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A master's degreed Sea World biologist with no criminal record has been sent to prison for twenty years after firing a warning shot at a teen thug coming at his wife and daughters in his own house. Stand your ground, my ass
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(330)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Next up on the Supreme Court's chopping block: Housing discrimination
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(111)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Putin: We've deployed a massive number of nuclear rockets. Each one of them primed and ready to explode on their launch vehicles. I be you're a scared now, eh
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(94)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two female teachers charged with felonies after having a three-way with a 16 year-old. Authorities were quick to investigate the crime, having learned of it almost immediately because the 16 year-old kept bragging about it to his friends
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(435)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
A 16-year old boy is stopped by cop and accused of robbing someone. When cops find no evidence, the "victim" changes his story and says the crime actually happened 2 weeks ago. Cops arrest the boy and he spends 3 YEARS in jail awaiting trial
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(172)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Crime statistics show that kids in Britain are racking up their first drunk-driving charges around the time of their 12th birthday. They grow up so fast these days
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(29)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Forget Ebola, something far more worrying is infecting pilgrims in Mecca - Hajj selfie fever
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Guys, could you lay off the crime for a bit? This playoff game is really important"
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The photographic practice of Mrs. Grima shows the influence of Lee Friedlander's shadow self-portraits," said Manhattan gallerist James Danziger of 4-year-old potbellied pig wearing GoPro camera
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(5)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
California hockey arena becomes the first to have playing surface made from recycled water. Now yellow ice isn't just a Pacific Rim rapper
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(15)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Told it's a crime to vote themselves an immediate pay raise, Boston city councilors notice they've always gotten away with it before
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(18)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Several Britons agreed to give up their eldest child in return for the use of free wifi in an experiment that highlights the dangers of the Internet"
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(26)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
White House dinner for Indian Prime Minister Modi will serve fast food
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(18)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Schizophrenic man spends 30 years donating forged paintings to museums. Apparently, it's not a crime
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bad Lip Reading presents: More Walking Dead. Featuring flaming cars, and shrimp dogs, and pizza. Oh, and an appearance from the next boy rapper sensation: Carl Poppa
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(16)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
World's worst club opens in Sweden. "People don't usually dance when they are sober, so it is like an awkward social experiment"
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(17)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Want to run your 30-second commercial during "Modern Family," "Sunday Night Football" or "DWTS"? Here's which prime time shows give you the biggest advertising bang for the buck
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(13)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Life.com)
 
 
 
"A primeval erotic force merely visiting Earth in the guise of a 20-something French sex kitten"
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(77)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Deep web service offers to leak your incriminating documents if the government or a corporation assassinates you
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Earlier in the week, back-up Washington Redskins QB Kirk Cousins very diplomatically said "this is still Robert's team " when asked by reporters. Last night, he proved that by throwing five picks in a 45-14 prime time loss to the woeful Giants
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(74)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Alleged robber shoots partner in crime in foot during botched robbery. Authorities plan to add "impersonating a police officer" to his list of crimes
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(5)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A totally fair and balanced look back at the most memorable moments of Eric Holder'ss 6-year reign of criminal terror
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(97)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The U.K. is seeking to criminalize the manipulation of seven financial benchmarks. In other news, rigging markets is apparently still legal there
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(8)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
You're poor, so you have to take out a sub-prime loan. And then you miss a payment. Good luck making it to work because your car won't start
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(204)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
That mood manipulation experiment Facebook did? Yeah it was probably illegal
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(41)
 
(The Times (UK))
 
 
 
Russia decides that what it REALLY wants to do is build a big expensive new naval base in Novorossiysk. You know, in case anything should ever happen to the one in Crimea. Not that anything ever would of course. But just in case
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(53)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Humane Society accuses Kohl's of committing a faux pas because they are selling jackets labelled as being trimmed with faux fur, only the fur ain't so faux
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Psst. Hey pal. I got 748 gallons of primo hydro here that just fell off the back of a truck. You interested?
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(74)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Gun control is so effective in Britain that criminals are now down to mailing bullets to people they want to shoot
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(68)
 
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas Governor to declare "Zombie Preparedness Month," put a bounty on the head of Rick Grimes
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(76)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unlike its creators and writers, the actors of Lost discover series killed their careers. "Some of these folks are actually sitting pretty with cushy primetime TV gigs, albeit mostly on shows your grandparents like to watch after Wheel of Fortune"
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(90)
 
(BigTex.com)
 
 
 
Deep Fried Shrimp Boil, Deep Fried Ice Tea, Deep fried Nachos. These are just a few of the fares you can sample at the Texas State Fair. Sponsored by Lipitor
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but being punk'd by the Daily Show isn't a crime, even if you are a Redskins fan"
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(212)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Twenty-one-year-old Canadian with 114 warrants out for her arrest dubbed the new 'World's Sexiest Criminal' (mug shots, etc)
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(183)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
While other countries decriminalize possession of small amounts of even hard drugs for personal use, the draconian police state of Hawaii continues to throw young men in jail for having as little as 18 pounds of crystal meth in their backpack
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(37)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Problem: future crime predicted using mobile phone data. Solution: future arrest sent by text message
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(14)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
When you're caught with a shrimp wheel and a pork loin in your jacket and the cop chasing you had to dodge the hotdogs being ejected from your pants, there is a good bet your appeal for lack of evidence to convict will get chuckled out of a courtroom
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(21)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reasons to conduct a SWAT raid: 1) Hostage situation with armed, delusional man, 2) Drug processing warehouse filled with armed criminals, 3) To make sure the local barbers all have their licenses up-to-date
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thai prime minister apologizes for implying that criminals do not murder ugly women
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(20)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
School administrators use 14 year old girl as rape bait in sting. Then forget to show up to stop the crime
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(238)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You Catholic school kids who had nothing to do with the gay hate crime beating in Philly can leave now. Not so fast, "coach"
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(64)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan Bipartisanship; Republican Party Chairman is suing a Republican Lieutenant Governor for allowing a former Republican to supplant the Democrat on the ticket... to protect the civil rights of the Democrats who were voting in the primary
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(20)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In one broad stroke, criminal mastermind tries to use his hoodie to steal artwork from gallery. This man is no Thomas Crown
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(30)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
There's a new crime fighter in Oakland, and his name is Buddha
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(37)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel's crimes against good taste, comedy, and decency continue unabated. When will he be held accountable?
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(31)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
RadioShack gets free two-day shipping when the entire company is purchased with Amazon Prime
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(43)
 
(World Science Festival)
 
 
 
Still think the best witness is an eyewitness? Well, we've got some bad news for you, especially if you ever get accused of a crime you didn't commit
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(75)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"This was a vehicle owned by the National Crime Agency, the so-called 'British FBI,' put in place to fight the likes of terrorists and serious, serious gangsters - and yet they don't seem to have grasped the basics of crime prevention"
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Scientific misconduct and malfeasance should be a crime; it's just like fraud or identity theft, only more sciencey"
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two counties in Arizona are reporting that they had more ballots cast than registered voters in last month's primary elections, which either means the dead have come back to vote or it could be aliens
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(63)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is having a bloody mary competition tomorrow -- give me your best recipe, what do you put on the rim of the glass, and what are your favorite additions?
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(213)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Behold the interactive NFL arrest tracker. You can sort player arrests since 2000 by team, by crime, and by position
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(34)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
No US state has more concealed gun permits per adult population than Alabama. How does that impact crime? Let's check the numbers
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(285)
 
(VCPost)
 
 
 
In spite of being a victim of the celebrity photograph leaks, McKayla Maroney could face criminal charges
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(133)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Four Crimean combat dolphins with possible kamikaze training have been relocated to therapy centers to treat serious children's diseases as "cerebral palsy, mental disorders and psychological stress"
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(48)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Antimusic)
 
 
 
Fan of Exodus charged with terrorism offense after posting Exodus lyrics online. I think the real crime here is that there are still fans of Exodus around
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(68)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
20 years later, Bill Clinton's major crime bill is a complete failure. Take *that* libby libs
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(107)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Nobody who can talk knows exactly what the family did behind drawn shades, but we do know it involved bad smells, infestation of vermin, crime scene tape, and a hazmat cleanup crew
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(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida man invents screen to prevent people from rubbernecking at crime scenes and accidents. Guess you can kiss the Florida tag goodbye
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(68)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why "food pilgrims" will line up for hours to taste the latest hip food? No, it's not because they're morons. Well, OK, not only because of that
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(75)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you're following a recipe that calls for shrimp and you're all out of shrimp, just use crickets
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(35)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
Next up in the Sports/Crime/NCAA lineup-The University of Oregon presents "Rapists still need to make academic progress to keep our graduation numbers up"
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(16)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is it, folks. Your final primary day before the big election in November. Which Democrat will win the governor's race in MA? Will Scott Brown jokes finally come to an end? Which gubernatorial races will be hotly contested? Polls close at 8pm
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(63)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia threatens criminal prosecutions against Lithuanians who refused to join the Soviet army in 1991. It should be noted that neither Russia or Lithuania are part of the Soviet Union any more
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(138)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The banks have just been found guilty of mortgage fraud without them even being criminally prosecuted for it. Imagine what might happen if prosecutors actually did their job
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(19)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Richard Dawkins)
 
 
 
Oversized "alien-like" shrimp caught off coast of Florida is finally ID'd as neither a shrimp nor an alien
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ ♩ Word Crimes ♪ ♫ ♩
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(42)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Criminal, tired of the cops getting all the bad press, decide to start modifying real guns to look like children's toys
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British government announces Food Crime unit to stop trade in British food
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(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Turns out jumbo shrimp are real. Anyway, we delivered the bomb
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(45)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia now has its own Birther movement, suspect their British born Prime Minister may hold dual citizenship
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming up on "Pawn Stars," the Prime Minister of France hocks the Mona Lisa to pay his country's debts
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(59)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Criminals increasingly ditching their traditional drug business in favor of far more lucrative "food crime"
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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(29)
 
(Illinois Homepage.net)
 
 
 
Locking your drunk friend in a dorm room and leaving them is now a crime
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(70)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Police increasingly asking victims of crime to do their own investigations because they're busy and stuff
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(92)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Well everyone was distracted by ISIS, Crimea, and celebrity nudes, the cows rose up against Austria
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(63)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Having private photos stolen and posted on the internet isn't a scandal, it's a sex crime
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(818)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Experts say art found in Spanish cave made by Neanderthals. Well, it may be a bit primitive, but that may be a rather harsh assessment, don't you think?
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(21)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Japan ready to kick off the next Resident Evil, the grand opening of Burger Prime Minister, and a hack at JPMorgan Chase not named Jamie Dimon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/24 - 8/30
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(1)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is about to complete its most important experiment ever. EVER
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(25)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Parking violator crushes officer's hand while trying to dodge the boot. Bystanders say they haven't seen such egregious boot dodging since a young American child made a fool of Australia's Prime Minister
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(53)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(US News)
 
 
 
Space cadets UNITE. Now is the time to create and run experiments using satellites flying in low-earth orbit. DOooooooooooit
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(9)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl shot in back with arrow, removes it herself and suffers no serious injuries. Father, wearing horn-rimmed glasses, has no comment
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(93)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Federal lawsuit claims zoning codes are discriminatory if applied to religious groups. Subby plans to open faith-based oil refinery in upscale residential neighborhood
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(99)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Which candidate stomped a mudhole in his opponents to win the GOP primary for Arizona governor? Doug Ducey, the former CEO of COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE
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(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
PetSmart up for adoption, the impressive sexual stamina of Neanderthals, and the dinosaur victim of a shooting crime: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/17 - 8/23
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(3)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
After years of painstaking research, Italian professor declares he can't find the G-spot. Will have to repeat experiment
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(53)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Rocket containing experimental military weapon explodes over Kodiak, Alaska. So far no residents have reported gaining super powers, but sales of tin foil have exploded as well
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(44)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Burger King threatens to move to Canada, where it would be known as Burger Prime Minister
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(149)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Japan is ready to provide experimental T-705 Ebola drug, setting the stage for the next installment of Resident Evil
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Archie sued for sexual discrimination after Betty and Veronica compare notes
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(26)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is one primetime show that promotes feminism and features strong, central female characters essential to the plot. And that show is Bob's Burgers, where two of the three lead females are voiced by men
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(59)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
FXX triples its primetime audience thanks to reruns of The Simpsons
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(41)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Student reportedly suspended for saying "bless you" in class, says she's glad she didn't say "Gesundheit" or she may have been accused of war crimes
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(162)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Thai Fighter named Prime Minister. Pray I don't alter this deal again
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(42)
 

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