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214 headlines found matching 'rim'
Sun April 30, 2017
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Houston is trying to make homelessness a crime
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Lieutenant serving in the German army lives secret double life as crime fighting hero. Excuse me, did I say crime fighting hero? I meant fake Syrian refugee villain
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump creates a new hotline to report crimes committed by aliens. The internet responds
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Wed April 26, 2017
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Crime-fighting robot assaulted by drunk man after hard day doing security at mall
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a completely unexpected development NO ONE could have predicted; a new lawsuit claims that in addition to being a sexist pig, Fox News' Roger Ailes was also a racist bigot who engaged in "pervasive racial discrimination"
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Crime fighting robots may be coming to a mall near you. You have thirty seconds to put down that Cinnabon
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Some Imaginary Guy)
 
 
 
Imaginary tribunal convicts Monsanto of imaginary war crimes, including "ecocide" and "scary chemical names"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sharing 19.5% of Rosneft through shell companies has nada to do with Exxon seeking a waiver to operate in 'Crimea which formerly was separate from glorious Russia', nor other shady deals for oily comrades. Deal in darkness, light a danger, nyet?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook made history....at the cost of the Oklahoma City Thunder pulling off a first-round playoff upset
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Burger King stands accused of the heinous crime of breaking Wikipedia rules
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas was the only Justice to vote in favor of letting cops keep the money they took from people as restitution for crime even after a court found those people not guilty
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Crazy criminals are appreciated, stupid criminals are appreciated. We recommend that if you are wanted, to post on Facebook or Instagram, and let us know where you are"
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has to face the fact that the Anime Pillows have beaten his fertility initiatives and so he needs to open wider the Gaijin Gateways
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"What if the Bears had the foresight to draft Aaron Rodgers No. 4 overall in 2005?" and 31 less-"X-D" thought experiments -- the biggest draft 'what if's for all 32 NFL teams
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House aides grappling with their sudden notoriety as everyone wants a chance to be seen with a future criminal
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Don't Rush to Judgment on War Crimes" says the Russian columnist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
April the giraffe's live birth is the second most live-viewed channel in YouTube's history. Better luck next time, pilgrim
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember last week when Trump and Spicer claimed the USS Carl Vinson had been sent to the Sea of Japan to deter the North Koreans? Either that never happened, or the carrier just went full "Philadelphia Experiment" and teleported thousands of miles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ah, Amazon Prime and their ability to turn your late-night, drunken impulse buys into shameful reality by the next day. What's the strangest thing you've ever ordered and regretted?
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut Cyprus experiments with wrapping ground beef patty in pizza dough, selling it as Hut Burger in three varieties: Texas BBQ, Philadelphia, or Hut Classic
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump's deep ties to organized crime
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Mon April 17, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
We've colored Crimea in this textbook to show it as part of Russia. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The AI has analyzed your life and attitudes and determined you are at high risk for futurecrime, so I sentence you to an additional 15 years in prison. Is this A) a scene from a Gibson novel B) a nightmare future? C) happening right now?
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Retired Keebler elf Jeff Sessions is surprised that people aren't getting behind his plans to recriminalize marijuana growing, sales, possession and use
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Thu April 13, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Known as "Synalpheus pinkfloyd," the new species of shrimp sports a bright pink claw, and like its namesake, rocks out
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man pleads mental illness on charges the he committed home invasion armed with dagger, because obviously no one sane goes on a crime spree with only a 1d4 damage weapon
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Fargo in real life: cosmopolitan, crime-free, and largely devoid of weirdo accents, insist locals
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Tue April 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines PR department tries a new spin: the doctor booted from the flight was a hardcore criminal thug
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(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Gun bill in Missouri house would make business owners who post signs prohibiting concealed firearms responsible for injuries sustained during any criminal act involving guns on their property
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas judge ruled for a second time that the state's voter ID laws discriminate against minorities. If she has to tell them again, she threatened to put Texas in timeout until it can play nice with everyone
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Mon April 10, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle man arrested over crime spree that involved homemade explosives, robbery, wanton drug use, burning cars, cartons of melted ice cream, and a stolen ATM. Florida man seen nodding in respect
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Sun April 09, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Weird: artisan shrimp farming. Weirder: in Missouri
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Sat April 08, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Idaho's $4.3M solar-road experiment has thus far produced about a potato clock's worth of energy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Israel's Labor party postpones primary election due to A) a potential terrorist attack, B) to prevent a conflict with a Likud party primary election, C) a Britney Spears concert
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Late Pleistocene dentistry was about as primitive as you'd expect
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Every time an Alabama fan weeps into their sweet tea a Crimson Tiger gets their rings
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Legos help with the reversal of time in strange experiments designed to give future Lego movies new things to do and some real important medical stuff as well
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Study shows FL police twice as likely to shoot black people regardless of crime, which includes being black in FL
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Uber employee: You can't investigate me for civil or criminal wrongdoing, because I plead the fifth
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Want to watch Thursday Night football? Better get Amazon Prime or you're SOL
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Tue April 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are a high-profile administration figure and want to edit your Wikipedia page to erase your criminal history, please use an alt user account instead of your personal account that has your last name in the username to do it
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Sun April 02, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Prehistoric shrimp emerge from Australian desert after heavy rain. Time to fire up the barbie
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Sat April 01, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy Ritchie makes the most grimdark version of King Arthur & Excalibur imaginable. Sadly, not April Fools joke. Trailer to left. Hate with subby on the right
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh oh. Putin gonna be mad. Sexy Rexy says that sanctions will remain in place against Russia until they return the Crimea to Ukraine. All that work in 2016 for nothing
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First two Democratic Senators choose to be primaried next year, drag the Overton Window further rightward
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) can't decide if she'd rather lose her seat in a general election, or a primary
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A news artifact from the Before Times when using one's elected office to personally enrich yourself was considered a crime: The FBI reveals that one of Rep. Aaron Schock's own staffers was their informant and he recorded conversations with Schock
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(Network World)
 
 
 
IBM says cybercriminals are just going farking crazy: spam has rebloomed 400% and ransomware has just gone nuts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: It's time again for the annual blood drive at work, and my coworker is advertising it. Despite the fact I am in a committed relationship, I can't donate because I am gay. How do I reconcile my feelings of discrimination?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In a stunning turn of events, common sense has broken out at NBC. In 2018 the peacock will air its Olympic primetime coverage live across all time zones for the first time
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Eric Swalwall: This is what the cover-up to a crime looks like, especially when the perpetrators are named Moe, Larry, and Curly
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
L.A. Staples Center officially unveils 9-foot tall, 1,200 pound statue of Shaquille O'Neal leaping close to the edge of a flat earth
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The five worst food criminals in history. Sadly, it's not the sort of list where you'll find the likes of true food criminals like Guy Fieri and whoever puts mushrooms in things
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Disney is planning Star Wars movies through at least 2030. Perhaps we'll get that grim and gritty Ewok adventure we've been waiting for
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The real scandal, which the media regard as a diversion from the primary target, Trump, is that a Deep State conspiracy to bring down his presidency seems to have been put in place by Obamaites, and perhaps approved by Obama himself
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Wed March 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover previously unknown crustacean fossil: Shrimpy McShrimpface
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL jumps at the chance to eliminate leaping over the line of scrimmage on field goals and extra points
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Tattoo removals have skyrocketed in San Francisco, as illegal aliens fear body markings may tie them to foreign criminal gangs and make them a target for immigration officials
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
It's now a crime to harass livestock with a drone in Utah, so change up those bachelor party plans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hold onto your pensions: The Jeff Sessions DoJ is doing everything it can to enable white-collar crime
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Australia to remove 'gay panic' defense from criminal code. Now, a murderer can't claim they were simply scared because someone gay grabbed them down under
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop the crater rim of the Kilauea caldera
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(Univision)
 
 
 
Since Trump wants to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants in the US, Univision will now publish a list of illegal immigrant heroes who have contributed to the US, including a mechanic who risked his life to save a kidnapped girl
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Whether it's residents in his Trump-branded buildings, or his business associates or investors in his projects, Trump is tied up with not just Russians, but in many cases Russians tied to the criminal underworld and money laundering
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One thing we know for sure, is James Comey does not discriminate along party lines when he does his discriminating
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Supreme Court considers whether one guy sitting under a pine tree in Texas should be primarily responsible for American patent litigation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cameron jokes that a main perk of no longer being British Prime Minister is that he doesn't have to listen to Donald Trump's wiretapped conversations any more, proving British brand of Conservative Humour is as weak as its American cousin
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Mon March 20, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
New report shows immigrants commit fewer crimes than people born in the US. To be fair, some of us, I assume, are good people
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Katy Perry kissed and experimented with a girl and liked it, but her ultra-Christian parents taught her to "pray away the gay"
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Timeless tale of Stockholm Syndrome Beauty and the Beast is #1 with $173 million, Kong: Skull Island #2 with $25 million, Get Out #4 with $12 million, Christian propaganda The Shack #5 with $5.8 million, The Belko experiment a soft #7 with $3 million
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mini-nukes and mosquito-like robot weapons being primed for future warfare. Sleep tight, America
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Lunch Lothario strikes again, ditching a woman after ordering steak, Caesar salad, side of shrimp, glass of Pinot and a baked potato at BJ's in Pasadena: "He's not out there. Is this a first date?"
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh man indicted for hate crimes committed at Red Robin. Crimes against humanty charges notably still absent for bottomless stale fries and dried out beef
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you're at the airport and attack an employee, shouting "[expletive] Islam, [expletive] ISIS, Trump is here now. He will get rid of all of you. You can ask Germany, Belgium and France about these kind of people. You will see what happens," that's a crime
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live to air live in all time zones for this season's last four episodes. Melissa McCarthy to host. Trump should be thrilled to be reamed in prime time, west coast
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(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's claims their Twitter account was hacked after tweet makes Trump grimace
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invites Ivanka trump to the Broadway premier of "Come From Away"-a musical about a Canadian town that welcomed all the stranded US air travellers (refugees) on 9/11-or that's what they're telling Jared anyway
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Wisconsin election officials announce that they found evidence of election fraud. Fark: During Democratic Primary. Ultra fark: Blame Bernie Sanders for tweeting that 17 yr olds could vote, and these managed to do so despite law. Bernie won
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Biologists have calculated that the global population of spiders consumes 400 million to 800 million tonnes of primarily insect prey every year." Tag is for the implications of the use of the "primarily" qualifier
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who's ready for another subprime mortgage crisis? Say it with me, people: BUT HER EMAILS
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Beware of your next brain scan, you might find out you're a criminal
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Tue March 14, 2017
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
This sheriff gives a spin on crime-fighting with 'Wheel of Fugitives' videos to catch their most wanted and it seems to be working
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex NC Governor Pat McCrory: Some people won't hire me just because I spearheaded blatantly discriminatory legislation that damaged the reputation of my state and incompetently managed the fallout. Can you imagine the nerve?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ol' Jeff Sessions gonna find it tougher than wrestlin' a greased polecat to keep all his high falutin' promises about fighting crime if Mars Trump continues being stingier than a Baptist preacher in a liquor store wit dat Justice Dept budget money
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
My Cousin Vinny turns 25 today. Still in the prime of ute
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas would like to remind you that betting in office pools is Illegal, and you're all immoral criminals. Unless you bet in Las Vegas
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
9 big name players sitting out the Spurs-Warriors game would normally not be huge problem, unless it was the highly anticipated, nationally televised prime time game on ABC
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Fri March 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farker didn't die on Monday. Grim Reaper is going to need more than aortic aneurysms to take me down. Link goes Farker's old theme song, so maybe we suggest something new?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mop crime on the rise in London
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Thu March 09, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Facebook's pre-crime division is working on teaching computers to predict what happened next
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Megatron busted in under age sex sting. Optimus Prime doing damage control
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Nothing like a criminal holding up a sign that says "I am not a criminal"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
EPA chief Scott Pruitt says carbon dioxide is not a primary contributor to global warming. That is all
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
At least you can eat well while you are secretly experimented on during your delayed flight caused by the alien landings
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Goofy haircut? ✔ Boxy, ill-fitting suits? ✔ Erratic and unstable personality? ✔ Primitive vocabulary? ✔ Hates the country to the south? ✔ Brooks no opposition from underlings? ✔ Thin skin? ✔ Father gave him his career? ✔ Is it Trump or Kim Jong Un?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Living war crime Manuel Noriega in critical condition after doctors discover and perform surgery on his brain
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The latest conspiracy theory from fringe alt-right radio shock jocks? Obama holdovers in government are "committing treason" against Trump to cover up their crimes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blacks make up almost 50% of exonerated criminals while being only around 13% of the population. Amature statisticalists point out all the flaws in the study to the right
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Kids these days - too busy snapchatting and dabbing to become violent criminals
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans to announce full support for decriminalization of recreational marijuana
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The New York Knicks opted not to play any music, video or entertainment over the first half of Sunday's game so fans could "experience the game in its purest form." Unfortunately the experiment failed, as fans were still watching the New York Knicks
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Forget anchovies, pineapples, ranch dressing and eating utensils. Milk dipping is now the worst food crime you can inflict on a pizza
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Fri March 03, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chrysler hit with age discrimination lawsuit, selling crappy cars to old people
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart: Yo WaPo, while Trump's proposal to publish a list of immigrant crimes and their victims does have Nazi overtones, the big difference is that Hitler did it against loyal, legal, law abiding German Jews, not illegal criminals. So, checkmate
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Far right leader posts gruesome IS beheading tweet. News: Marine Le Pen Fark: European Parliament revokes Le Pen's immunity Ultra WTFark: This "crime" carries a 3 year prison sentence
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Wed March 01, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Rib
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(Cordis (Europe))
 
 
 
This experimental 3D-printed artwork could help save modern art more effectively than a bonfire of Kinkades
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Maybe the lack of continuity in the X-Men cinematic universe isn't a detriment, but an asset
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kim Cattrall cast as the US president in Swedish crime drama Modus
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hershey's could cut 15 percent of its hourly workforce, but don't worry because it would be primarily outside the United States
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Midwest colleges to Alaska Natives: Should we not have dug up your dead relatives and let students experiment on them? Our bad, we'll ship them back in some Uhaul boxes
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Mon February 27, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Ukrainian lawmaker, accused of treason by far right Ukrainian party due to his plan to cede Crimea to Moscow, says he met with Trump associates, and was assured his plan was delivered to the White House. Nothing to see here folks, move along
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's Monday EPL action, Leicester hosts Liverpool in the first test for interim manager Craig Shakespeare. To be or not to be Leicester, relegation looms like the ghost in Hamlet. Liverpool has been King Learing it too. Tune in NBCSN at 3:00 pm ET
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump transition official: Executive Order allowing you the freedom to discriminate based on your religious beliefs against LGBT is coming, because you can't be American unless you piss on someone else. #MAGA
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
40 years ago, Big Sugar research supposedly proved that American's diet needed to cut out the Fat instead of the Sugar. This worked out really well for Big Sugar and Wilford Brimley. Everyone else? Not so well
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The only thing between Gonzaga and a perfect regular season was a home game, on senior night, against an unranked opponent. Lets see how things went
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Sat February 25, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump cancels meeting with his fellow partner in crime Kim Jong Un after North Korea's latest missile test
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Fri February 24, 2017
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Mullet man says hair is not a hate crime
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
President Trump and his cabinet are a bunch of criminal mercenaries. They include a master of disguise, a persuasive con man, a madman, and a gold-chain bedecked thug. And this is according to the comedic sidekick Mike Pence
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Is your teenage son constantly tired? If the answer is yes, a new study says he is likely headed for a life of crime
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The DNC has a 50/50 shot of going towards either the Bernie wing or remaining with the Clintons. Christ almighty, we're reliving the damn primary
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's government-owned postal service CEO resigns following public disclosure of his salary: 5.6 million dollarydoos, or 11 times that of the Prime Minister
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence makes surprise visit to Jewish cemetery. No word on why it was a surprise since the perp always returns to the scene of the crime
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 that a TX death row inmate gets a new hearing because an "expert" at his sentencing hearing testified that he was more likely to commit future crimes because he was black. Justices Alito, and, of course, Thomas dissented
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Giving a lap dance to a 100 year man with dementia is a crime? Well.... you can just kill me now
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Poll: majority of Canadians distrust their government, even factoring the adorableness of Prime Minister Smoldering Blue Steel
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Leah Rimini says Tom Cruise could singlehandedly put an end to Scientology. Although more people would rather see him put an end to the "Mission: Impossible" franchise
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
UPS drones still need some work. And their mini-quadcopter delivery ideas aren't quite ready for prime time either
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert Reich lectures sheriff on living in a fact-free world, making up statistics about immigrant crimes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out that you actually DO have to commit a crime before the GOP can punish you for it. Go figure
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Note to prospective politicians: If your local paper calls asking about your arrest record, you should NOT say "Being arrested isn't a crime." They'll print that
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
High school students have sent a cell culturing biology experiment into space. Hmm sounds like a good episode for Futurama
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bloomin' Brands to close dozens of Outback Steakhouse, Bonefish Grill, Carrabba's Italian Grill and Fleming's Prime Steakhouse. Great, Now where are we going to go for food that has no rules?
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sweden's former prime minister reminds everyone there were more murders in Florida, where Trump spoke, than in the entire country of Sweden last year
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, the best ever television show about baseball aired. Come for sideburns shaving, stay for the debate over England's greatest prime minister: It's Homer at the Bat
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Edmonton police give woman ticket for wearing a ferret while driving, which is apparently a crime now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of the last remaining "homes of the future" from a doomed experiment to convince people to live in a house made from expanded polyurethane foam found rotting abandoned in a swamp in exactly the place you'd expect (pics)
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Not to ruin the narrative all immigrants from the Middle East are bad, but Sweden's crime rate has been falling for the last 12 years even as it has taken in hundreds of thousands of immigrants from war-torn countries like Syria and Iraq
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
The City of Houston has a new policy to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. "We have spent in excess of $250 million, over a quarter-billion dollars, prosecuting a crime that has produced no tangible evidence of improved public safety"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The FBI is feeling a little left out on the whole "let's dump every damning thing we have on Trump" frenzy, releases 1970s housing discrimination documents
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia urges President Trump to keep campaign pledge to improve relations despite that whole Crimea being 'taken' by Putin thingy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New interim SEC chief wants to make it harder for investigators to probe Wall Street, because what has Wall Street ever done that was cause for concern?
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
If USA wants Crimea returned to Ukraine, Russia wants Alaska back
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama House passes bill to deny funding to "sanctuary" colleges offering safe havens to immigrants, minorities from hate crimes, because nobody wants that in the state
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: President Trump has made it very clear that he expects the Russian government to return Crimea to Ukraine. Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova: "We don't return our territories. Crimea is a territory of the Russia"
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
So your car bent a rim hitting a pothole your government was supposed to fix if it hadn't used the money for kickbacks and graft. In order to be fairly compensated you must first 1) go fark yourself 2) see 1)
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Tue February 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don Mattingly no longer has to trim those sideburns
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Trump expects Russia to return Crimea. Hopes they kept the receipt
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmaker holding hearings on rolling back discrimination protections decides he only wants to hear from white people
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It's the latest thing, chocolate butt-chips, famous anus, arse-snacks, cocoa rim-treats. It goes by many names (as I can think of)
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Here's why this time of the year is like the playoffs for experimental physicists or something: "Large collaborations must give updates on their physics investigations every six months nowadays or people assume there is some problem with their data"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Skateboarding might be a crime, but peaceful protesting is not a crime
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangely-shaped new wine glass fits the contour of your face to intensify the taste. Supposedly better than just drinking out of a paper bag
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Sat February 11, 2017
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Walmart takes on Amazon Prime with free 2-day shipping
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Fri February 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As we reach the halfway point in the NBA season, it's now time to name the 12 highlights and lowlights, ranging from the streaking Miami Heat to the embarrassing group called the New York Knicks
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
DNC chair candidate Tom Perez admits the Democratic Primaries were rigged for Hillary, then promptly retracts it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump issued the following critique after meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe: 'His hands were slightly larger and stronger than my tremendous bigly bear paws, and I consider this a direct threat to our national security'
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"What are they saying?" Trump asked Abe, referring to photographers who were speaking Japanese. "Please look at me," the Prime Minister translated. Trump appeared to take the translation literally, and began to stare at the Prime Minister
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers determine why oceans have absorbed so much carbon. Turns out it was a cabal of cetaceans who are trading big time on carbon credits to the detriment of the mollusks, who are pissed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do I keep spiders out of my car's side mirror? I've hosed it out, used compressed air, and made threats, but either my mirror is prime spider real estate or there's one persistent spider that keeps setting up shop there
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLB to experiment with starting extra innings with a runner on second base. Ty Cobb rolls over in his grave
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: man who can't swim drowns. News: with thousands of dollars of cash in pocket. Florida: partner in crime let him drown, got away, and wasn't arrested for five-and-a-half years
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris found not guilty on three counts of sex offences; guilty of crimes against music for his wobbleboard cover of Stairway to Heaven
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Even British Prime Minister Theresa May can't help but joke about Trump's little hands
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Sun February 05, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Meet the only criminal forensic ornithologist in the United States
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this criminal being evicted
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Fri February 03, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
After careful experimentation, the Portland Department of Transportation discovers that salt will melt ice. This is not a repeat from the 16th century
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
El Chapo's motorcade now dwarfs Obama's. Who says crime doesn't pay?
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Transformers: The Last Knight' rolls out Superbowl spot minus Optimus Prime
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Isaiah Thomas now crowned the Fourth Quarter King. All bow down
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
A bill that effectively "re-criminalizes" polygamy in Utah had a lengthy and emotional hearing, but its future in the legislature is in doubt. In other news, your sister wives are legal for now
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fox News finishes 15 straight years as the most watched cable news channel. Their prime time audience averages 1.8 million people, edging out CNN by only 1,699,995 viewers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Who's next, Switzerland?" The internet cannot fathom how Trump started an attack on Australia. Never mess with criminal descendants
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Gorsuch be another Scalia when it comes to criminal law? A look at the many Scalia opinions favoring defendants, except those who got their doors busted in or were driving while black
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Federal court will decide if employers can discriminate based on age
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Tue January 31, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump immigrant temporary ban might become a permaban, and deportations might include "even those who have not been charged but are believed to have committed acts that constitute a chargeable criminal offense.". Precog hirings in 3..2
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Sun January 29, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Drinking and dialing is not a crime, but this is pretty close
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute *SPLOOSH* Yeah, that too
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do not adjust your set, the President really is that orange. Trump to hold his first official press conference as President with Theresa May (Prime Minister not porn star) - scheduled to begin at 1:00 p.m. ET
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump is going to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants for public display. The Nazi paper 'The Criminal Jew,' did the same, publishing photos of Jews who had committed crimes
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Wed January 25, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman charged with aggravated battery for pelting police officer with a 'deadly weapon' - her wet and used tampon. Officials are investigating a possible string of crimes
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Tue January 24, 2017
(SportsChump)
 
 
 
Thirteen Days until the Super Bowl: A Social Experiment in Polling
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's now a hate crime in Louisiana to resist arrest, not pick up the can
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you think the United States has corrupt politicians, check out Romania and a bill that would pardon corrupt politicians and decriminalize other offences
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Steelers hotel alarm puller is from Eastie, pleads not guilty, has attorney who alleges police induced his client to make incriminating statements while drunk. Here we go again, anyone got some popcorn and deflated balls?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The NFL needs more overrated, past their prime, disrespectful, attention clowns
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Danny Glover gets too old for this shiat, but not too old to narrate A&E reboot of Cold Case Files and its dramatic crime reenactments
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Fri January 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One hour after inauguration Whitehouse websites for climate change, discrimination, and civil rights disappear
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Bret Michaels of Poison perfoms at Trump's inaugural 'Heroes Ball'. No one shows up, primarily because it was Bret Michaels of Poison
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's always one who breaks the rule. In this case, the rule is: top footballers are self-obsessed narcissistic prima-donnas
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
American Crime Story to follow up The People vs. OJ Simpson and Hurricane Katrina with a story that really sucks
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Thu January 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When Mexico sends us their people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime... they're tunnel builders
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Wed January 18, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Combine UberEats, the CHP and a film crew for 'People Behaving Badly'. Merriment ensues
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Women's MMA: Invicta FC 21, with Megan Anderson vs Charmaine Tweet for the interim featherweight championship. Also Pannie Kianzad, Aspen Ladd, and Andrea "KGB" Lee. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, which is free this weekend
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Thu January 12, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary Police union boss, who recently complained that officers charged with criminal offenses were being named publicly has been... go on, take a guess
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Wed January 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The FBI, NSA, and CIA have an active criminal investigation into whether the Russian government transferred money to the Trump campaign through two foreign banks
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Art of Russian Hacking: A Primer
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
Avon lady experiments with drive-thru service. Tree miraculously survives unscathed
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDIC: "Forget Argentina and VW. Bank of America is clearly the new refuge for German Criminals. BOA owes us $542M, and we definitely want that paid- but nobody is getting indicted by the FBI, so we're good right?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
New Tabs and you, a primer on some of the new doings a'going on
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Mon January 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Clemson turn the tide against Alabama or will Nick Saban and the Crimson Tide win five titles in eight seasons? Starting at 8 p.m. ET on ESPN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan has almost eradicated gun crime. Here's how they've done it
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Sun January 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: Foreign crimes or acts of war against American interests are legal if they're against my political opponents
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Sat January 07, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The criminal who defaced the Hollywood sign to read "Hollyweed" says it wasn't vandalism
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Honda's new experimental motorcycle can balance all by itself. WHOA
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Federal Judge in TX says that laws forbidding gender discrimination in medical care violate doctors' religious freedom to refuse to treat women who have had abortions or transgendered patients. Well, I am sure the Supreme Court will... oh, hell
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been with my wife for four years; in college, she experimented with lesbianism. Our sex life has been on decline and we might make love once a month. Obviously I'm not the problem so she's a lesbian still, right?"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sweden experiments with a six hour work day. Which is like your work day, but you don't have to spend two hours of it in the bathroom reading fark
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So let's watch 5'9" Isaiah Thomas drive on Jazz center Rudy Gobert who has the longest wingspan in NBA history at 7'8". Place your bets
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli police question Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu for more than three hours in connection with a criminal probe into graft and bribery. Netanyahu denies any wrongdoing says the cops are just being Antisemitic
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jury selection begins Wednesday in criminal trial of man whose pharmacy shipped injectable meningitis around the country in 2012
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And here's Donald Trump posing with a member of the Gambino crime family who worked directly with John Gotti. Good thing he's not the president or anything
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Mon January 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Boston Marathon bomber gets the finest federal defenders for the death penalty phase of his trial; meanwhile, your black neighbor being railroaded for a crime he didn't commit is being represented by Lionel Hutz' passed-out-drunk cousin
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Creepy man banned from Starbucks for being a creep calls for creepy people to unite for creep rights and end the discrimination against creeps. For creep sake
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