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299 headlines found matching 'rim'
Thu August 21, 2014
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Thai Fighter named Prime Minister. Pray I don't alter this deal again
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Tue August 19, 2014
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"We're not criminalizing homelessness. We're just going to arrest you if you're homeless here"
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"I am sick that breastfeeding women can legally bare their breasts to children and to married men against their will in Ohio. It is an offense to God, an offense to the public morality, and the legislature should act to criminalize it"
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Right wingnut calls Perry indictment an "example of the criminalization of party differences." That's noted right wingnut, legendary defense attorney, and Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the age of incumbency that we're currently in, do we *really* need those silly primary things? I mean we all know that they're gonna win reelection. Isn't that right, Mr. Cantor?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little House on the Prairie to get a grim and gritty reboot. Well, grimmer and grittier
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(112)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Some Sports Media Guy)
 
 
 
New allegation that Red Sox great Pedro Martinez took steroids in his prime arises, thanks to (a) MLB investigation (b) miffed dealer (c) Boston sports radio host trolling for calls during boring August
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Sat August 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For decades, women were the primary buyers of men's underwear. But men today buy about 70% of their own underwear, which is why Jockey is using Babe Ruth, Buzz Aldrin and George Patton to sell the things
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
10 grammatical "errors" that are okay to break, if only to piss off the grammar nazis who think they are grievous crimes up with which they will not put
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Mr. T pities the criminals with whom he has to serve jury duty against
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Fri August 15, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Look, your honor, my client had immunity with the FBI for crimes he committed while being a rat. Surely, you can see that he should get an appeal? Prison is a tough thing for an 84-year-old mob boss who personally killed 11 people. Be reasonable
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A good citizen will help the police track down and apprehend violent criminals, even if they happen to be that criminal
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(15)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mastodon tusks and primitive tools discovered by fishermen in Chesapeake Bay suggest humans settled North America thousands of yahs earlier than believed
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that Mitch McConnell's wife is totally against coal but it's a bad thing that Alison Lundergan Grimes is also totally against coal
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Huffington Post reporter arrested for crime of not packing bag fast enough at McDonald's, as well as not picking up that can
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
National Review writer: "Yes, I wrote about the black people in Missouri by describing one of them as a primate and saying another one looked like three fifths of Snoop Dogg, but you're the real racist for noticing"
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(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Pa. state police fitness test that is target of DOJ discrimination suit is so easy even a TV reporter can do it
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(35)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not News: Chris McDaniel claims voter fraud tainted the Mississippi GOP Primary. News: He provides names of fraudulent voters. Fark: One of them was his own lawyer
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Tue August 12, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British police look to Italy for ways to break up violent, ruthless and well-armed 'McMafia' crime gangs who profit from drugs, gun-running and illegal waste disposal in Scotland
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Important tip for those considering a life of crime: when making a getaway from your daring heist, do not stop to urinate on a wasp nest
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prime Minister al-Maliki files complaint against the president for trying to oust him in a coup. Dude, not to bring up the past, but Saddam would've just shot him and not worried about the paperwork
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The exporting of US-style democracy to the Middle East gains its first major success, as the Iraqi prime minister is suing the president for violating the constitution
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
NYC celebrity chefs increasingly make it a PITA to order one of their high-end hamburgers, primarily because they fear it would be too popular. "I saw what the Black Label burger did to the Minetta [Tavern] dining room. It just takes over"
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(57)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like Russia will be Putin up with a free Republic of Ukraine. Now, about that Crimean thing
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Sat August 09, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gangs gradually getting out of distributing meth and crack cocaine in favor of lucrative new "wildlife crime" markets
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(22)
 
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Man goes on crime spree involving four homes, a hit and run crash, attempted robbery of a pizza place and assault of a convenience store clerk. The kicker? He apologized to neighbors for interrupting their night after he was arrested
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(6)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Posting a rap to Sound Cloud about murdering someone two days after you murdered them is probably not the best idea, but damn it will give you street cred. (Criminals rapping about crimes trifecta in play)
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's highest-paid sex worker makes twice as much as the prime minister, is a dude (SFW pics)
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(32)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you enter a doughnut eating contest at an anti-crime event packed with police who happen to recognize you as being wanted for felony break-ins
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
McDonald's restaurants in Hong Kong will allow you and your loved one to join in holy matrimony and Big Macs
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(3)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After it was already used on two patients, the experimental drug designed to fight Ebola is cleared for human usage
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Criminal genius goes shopping with stolen credit card, poses for photo. With stolen credit card
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(49)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Body found in Merrimack pond, authorities to Monitor situation
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In a historic first, two members of the brutal Khmer Rouge regime have been tried for crimes against humanity and sentenced to life imprisonment, which, given the age of the defendants probably means about six months or so
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
And what happened in Tuesday night's GOP primaries? It's all here including the President's cousin who compared Obama to Hitler losing his Kansas GOP primary and other assorted crazies
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Possible solution may be on the way for an Ebola virus cure after two American aid workers who contracted Ebola in Liberia become human guinea pigs after having been given an experimental serum - because it appears to be working
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to give up your life of crime if you've only netted $2 in your last four robberies
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde breastfeeds in restaurant (Not safe for work). Did subby mention his thesis? Regarding bacteria as plant pathogens, they can be beneficial or detrimental but less damaging than fungi. Expansion of DNA sequencing would yield less loss
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, it's primary day again, folks. So let's sit back and watch the crazy fight the establishment with these seven races we should watch. This is the only time we'll ever give a damn about Tennessee or Kansas
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Not News: Bar sued for discrimination for not letting a gay guy in. Fark: A gay bar
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The 2016 Republican presidential primaries will be pitting the GOP's Sam's Club base against the Republican country club elite
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(27)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Americans get their views on climate change primarily from... Congress. Welp, we're farked
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Mon August 04, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Malcolm Gladwell tells us that the Mafia were the good guys and that crime is a legitimate 'crooked ladder' to the American Dream
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(27)
 
(Mid-Day (India))
 
 
 
Man on the lam for 24 years gets caught after updating voter ID card with current address. "He thought he was safe after changing his address and that he would never get arrested for crimes he had committed so long ago"
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grimes and McConnell share fancy verbal smackdowns at Fancy Farm picnic
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why Mitch McConnell shouldn't underestimate ol' Grimey
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Sun August 03, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get charged with second-degree disorderly conduct and first-degree criminal trespass
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Emma Watson tweets pic of herself laughing out loud to protest Turkey's Vice Prime Minister, who immediately asks if anyone has the original of that
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Scientific study shows that people who read Harry Potter books are more likely to be open minded to other cultures. Subby puts on his Vulcan ears and storms off while quoting the Prime Directive
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Sat August 02, 2014
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Apartment maintenance worker enters your home and digs through your stuff? Seems legit. No crime committed here, Mr. Citizen
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniels announces a press conference Monday to reveal a "major development" in his effort the challenge the result of his run-off primary defeat to-hey-where is everyone going? He said "major" c'mon guys, this is big, really hello? hello?
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(69)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
British town takes action against seagulls "led into a life of crime" by older birds
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(27)
 
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Question raised whether North Carolina restaurant's discount is a violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 by discriminating against Christians who take the admonition of Matthew 6:5-6 seriously
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(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ebola-infected doctor gave his only dose of an experimental treatment to his Ebola-infected coworker
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(125)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton prepares for the Democratic primaries by not visiting Iowa for 2,401 days and not visiting New Hampshire for 2,397 days
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha's Fall Experimental Football League will be called the Mammoths. In other news, there's a Fall Experimental Football League
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(40)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Mississippi Supreme Court disciplines judge after she sent three 15-year-olds to a juvenile home to be strip searched, drug tested, and have a three-day stay. Their alleged crime? Walking through a woman's yard (they were later found not guilty)
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Thu July 31, 2014
(News West 9)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to write book about his father. Tentative titles include "50 shades of no new taxes", "Curious George and the Japanese Prime Minister's Lap" and "In the Shadow of Alzheimer's"
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Wed July 30, 2014
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Police arrest a 16 year-old boy in the middle of a crime spree, charge him with six felony burglary counts. Way to make a case for year-round schooling, jackass
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Three different naked reality shows now pulling in big ratings as blurred body parts are both titillating and acceptable for prime time TV
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(84)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Experiment with OKCupid profiles confirms that you can be a really beautiful person inside but that doesn't matter because nobody can see it in your profile picture and so nobody cares
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(104)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Want to live longer? Just outrun the Grim Reaper
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Mon July 28, 2014
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Texas mayor arrested for official oppression by blocking a woman in her own driveway and suggesting she trim her grass. And by "trim her grass," I mean, "you know exactly what I mean"
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(102)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
With all other crimes solved in New York City, police spent the weekend collecting DNA from scene of where U.S. flags were replaced with white flags on Brooklyn Bridge. Such villainy will not stand
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(138)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your updated Weekend Chicago Shooting Tracker, and things were relatively quiet this weekend, with only nineteen people getting shot, though once again a child was the victim of indiscriminate gang violence in Chiraq
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Question posed to NASCAR driver: "If you committed a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you prefer it to be hard or flaccid when slammed?"
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Thu July 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, Western Civilization: Now that we've legalized same sex-marriage and are decriminalizing pot and society has not imploded, can we please address the illegality of prostitution? Thanks in advance, Everyone
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Ukraine's Prime Minister thinks they're farked
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(20)
 
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
One-eyed man claims optician discriminated against him because he refused to give him an eye test at half price
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(34)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Menage-a-IVF could be legal in the UK in just a few more trimesters
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon vandals use donuts and other pastries to deface private property. Police officers from seven western states volunteer to assist with the crime scene
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(41)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Banksy does it and it's considered pricey art. Rodriguez-Cruz does it and is facing felony criminal mischief charges with damage totaling more than $23,000
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
University president doesn't discriminate against gay people, he just wants to reserve the right to discriminate against them. Plus anyone having sex
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan says tensions between the US and Turkey over Syria have gotten so bad that he no longer talks to President Obama on the phone, and if Obama keeps it up, he might just find himself "unfriended" on Facebook too
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(30)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
U.S. Rep. Filemon Vela: "If Governor Perry is so eager to deploy the National Guard, he should do so by sending them to cities with the most crime, which are not along the border"
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(36)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime slapped with £1m Insurance costs
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(16)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray J charged with ten crimes by overzealous DA, including sexual battery--despite the cops saying no such crime took place. Perhaps the DA watched his sex tape with Kim Kardashian and is trying to punish him for unleashing her on the public
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(26)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Syrian activists fight for gender equality in an attempt to bring civilization and enlightenment to the primitive, patriarchal society that they . . . wait, as suicide bombers? Never mind
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(25)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
People in Detroit that have no water, rampant crime, crumbling infrastructure can sleep better tonight knowing the city just gave the Red Wings billionaire owner $200+ million for a new arena no questions asked
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(63)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Grimaces, duck lips, and a fake beard all in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(57)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Not news: being racially discriminated against at your job. Fark: being racially discriminated against at your industrial disaster
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(24)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nude dude who dumped his wife off jet ski onto sandbar near offshore nudist swingers beach after she claimed to see him blowing some dude is now prime suspect in her murder
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(90)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these practically primary street performers
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(16)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Thanks to the U.S. Sentencing Commission, which unanimously voted to retroactively reduce prison sentences for drug offenders who are currently serving their terms, 46,000 dangerous criminals will be released two years ahead of schedule
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(226)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you still think that Leann Rimes needs to eat a few extra sandwiches, these latest photos come with a serving of humble pie
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(74)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Primus drummer suffers heart attack. Primus sucks
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(54)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
18 year old costumed good Samaritan who calls himself "the Red Shadow" stresses he isn't a crimefighter or superhero. " I'm just a dork in a costume trying to do the right thing"
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(24)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Whoever said crime doesn't pay has never met this NYC shoplifter
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(35)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
How the experiment that claimed to detect dark matter fooled itself
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(6)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Do scientists ever feel guilty about their experiments? What if their experiments are supposed to make children feel guilty?
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(37)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know if any of your ancestors committed WWII war crimes? Now you can as UN opens secret archive on WWII massacres, murders, torture to public
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(83)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man gets drunk, poses as TSA agent, pats down women at airport. Apparently this is a crime if you do it pro bono
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(37)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
USB charger is prime suspect in death of Australian woman
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(26)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
KKK doesn't discriminate when giving out candy. "If we did that we'd pretty much be racist"
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans respond to the Hobby Lobby decision by introducing a bill to decriminalize the purchase of birth control
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(186)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Mass Christian college to Obama Administration: We want an exemption from your proposed law so we can discriminate against hiring gays and lesbians. New England Association of School and College: So, about that accreditation of yours
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(254)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chimps attend 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' screening. DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS (w/ pics of your future primate overlords)
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(26)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Citibank becomes the latest financial behemoth to buy its way out of criminal liability for the mortgage meltdown by cutting a 10-digit check to the DOJ
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(96)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Penal institution graduates pushing to have the question "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?" dropped from job applications because they fear it immediately blacklists them. No word what will happen when they learn of background checks
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(154)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Israel's attacks in Gaza are legal and follow all requirements under International Law says...A) Israel's Prime Minister, B) Israel's military, or C) the Palestinian envoy to the UN Human Rights Council
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(427)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Burglar dives out first floor window after run in with Texas homeowner. "I have a tattoo of the grim reaper, my hair is sticking up all crazy and I'm naked. I'm not sure if he was more afraid of me or the gun"
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Forget about the economy, crime, or global warming. Florida officials are worried about: Air Potatoes
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(85)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Authorities shoot and kill interloper that broke through airport perimeter security and accessed the runway, threatening the planes. Was presumably looking for picnic baskets
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(30)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Doctors say that Justin Beiber could save lives, presumably as an experimental animal
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Isolated Amazon tribe makes contact with scientists, but say they require a payment of $99 per year if the scientists want prime access
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(10)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
'Community experiment' which planned to drop a piano off a 26-storey apartment block stopped at the last minute by scared locals who called it 'utterly stupid'
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(60)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bloods deny that Chris Brown is a member of their organization, but they respect his decision to flash gang signs supporting their criminal enterprise
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(37)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Ireland jumps into Garth Brooks affair, enacts emergency high-level talks to salvage concerts in Dublin, is prepared to send minister to Nashville to parley with Brooks' representatives
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(38)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Dear Kendall Jones, we at Facebook have reviewed the page 'Kill Kendall Jones' and found it doesn't violate our community standards. Maybe you shouldn't boast about indiscriminately killing animals"
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Wed July 09, 2014
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
New test can predict if your teen will be a binge drinker later in life. Question 1 - Have you applied to UNLV as your primary choice for college?
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(11)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but following the Hobby Lobby ruling, some religious organizations are openly campaigning to make it legal to openly discriminate against gays. The good news is their next target is the reinstitution of slavery
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(320)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Linguist says mocking accents should be a crime. Zis eez why we cannot have zee nice things, no?
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(150)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Diaper thief's crime described as "like a Woody Allen film." So, shiatty and once you've seen one you've seen them all, basically
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cleveland chosen to host Republican National Convention in 2016. And when they fail to win the White House that year, they'll host a prime-time television show to announce that they're taking their convention to Miami
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(89)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Selfies are primarily taken by teenage girls who like to show themselves off in the mirror, often making the dreaded 'duck face.' Then there's Ringo Starr
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(23)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor who spent $5 million during the primary season is suddenly made aware of campaign finance laws saying that has to refund any donations marked for his general election campaign since he won't have one
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(55)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
"OH crap we just accidentally mixed experimental super-hot Doritos in with the regular nacho cheese kind, we'll have to flush the whole batch" "Or...we could just label the bags 'Doritos Roulette' and convince the kids they're cool for eating them"
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Sun July 06, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia found to have the highest proportion of recreational drug users in the world. Well, what would you expect from a population descended from criminals?
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(68)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Some pipsqueak British politician says discriminating based on height is as bad as racism or homophobia. Well, men of his stature ARE in ... short supply
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(168)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "Nobody would dare use our Hobby Lobby ruling to justify discriminating against gay people." Fourteen anti-gay business representatives: "Challenge accepted"
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(288)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt is joining the cast of Criminal Minds, presumably as some type of ghost whisperer
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(94)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Indian politician threatens to rape rivals, still expected to win Republican primary
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(11)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
You can rest easier at night knowing the The New York Police Department is cracking down on one of the worst crimes in New York. Yep, pole-dancing on the subway
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(62)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day you crazy, Canuckistani Farkers. For those of you who have no idea what a Canada Day is, here's a handy primer from Mental Floss
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(75)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
News: Man calls 911 twice to report location of fleeing criminal. Genius: Caller WAS the criminal, actually heading the other way
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(37)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley is selling his 276 acre ranch in Montana for $1.25M. DIABEETUS
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(96)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finland's schools are trying to combat attention deficit disorder by trying a radical experiment where kids are given unstructured "free play" time periodically throughout the school day. Or as we used to call that, "recess"
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(72)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Primitive Earthlings' best construction was no match for a creature with acid for blood
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(29)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Concept art for Ron Howard's adaptation of Stephen King's "Dark Tower" makes you wonder what sort of studio Crimson King keeps it from happening
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(47)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police sing their hearts out to the tune of OneRepublic's "Counting Stars" to coax teens out of gang activity. Pretty sure the teens aren't the ones committing a crime here. (vid)
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(7)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Police tell man trying to get arrested that he hasn't committed a crime and that they can't arrest... oh...oh...wait... ooooh, yep, that'll work
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(38)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
A man, a plan, a canal--criminal charges
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(16)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fastest-growing metro area in the US has no crime or kids. Difficulty: World's largest HOA
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(79)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Violent criminal and known gang member whose mugshot went viral because of stupid people is now trying to find a publicist so he can become a model first and criminal second
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(91)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel "35,000 people broke the law by voting in the Republican primary." Well that may be true, but we can only prove one case. Guess who it is
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(167)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Hi, ACLU? I would like to report some discrimination. I was banned from the neighborhood because of my faith. What? Oh, sure it's White Supremacy...hello?"
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(171)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man believes that Obamacare causes cancer and demons have possessed Obama. Is he: A) an inpatient at Bellevue? B) The homeless guy down the street with the tinfoil hat? C) the winner of the GOP primary to represent CO 15 in the state assembly?
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(64)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Woman sues New York public transportation after being scared by 'Dexter' advertisement last year. Everyone knows the real crime is how disappointing season 8 was
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(26)
 
(Accrington Observer)
 
 
 
Crime is so bad in parts of England that people are stealing things from burglars before the burglars are finished robbing houses
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(19)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While lamenting the lack of sausage treats in the studio, Rush Limbaugh calls blacks who voted in the Mississippi Republican primary "Uncle Toms" and says black people should never Republican
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(129)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel: "There is something a little unusual about a Republican primary that's decided by voters"
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(171)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since 2010, Americans have voted out of Congress more people for the high crime of chairing a Congressional committee than for nondescript issues like committing massive criminal and ethical violations
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(20)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
A growing number of cities and states are making it illegal to ask job seekers if they have ever been convicted of a crime, finally relieving subby of having to explain that whole meth-fueled circus midget thing from the 80's
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(160)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will South Carolina burn? Will we get other GOP incumbents booted by a wave of radicals? Will the Cooch help blue-ball some Mississippian Coch? THIS....is your Tuesday Primary/Runoff day. Get ready for some break-ins
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(51)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To ensure there is no voter fraud in the MS GOP Senate primary run-off, failed Va Gubernatorial candidate and new Senate Conservative Fund president Ken Cuccinelli plans to send poll watchers to MS-but only to the black precincts, of course
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(129)
 
(Some Daily Planet)
 
 
 
Bemused newspaper dutifully reports on the rise of a new crimefighter in Gays Mills, Wisconsin. Someone took their Champions character a little too seriously
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(36)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
'Men only' ski days found to discriminate against women in court ruling that is seen as a slippery slope
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(47)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
That criminal gangster whose mugshot went viral on Facebook because people are stupid? Yeah, he's just as big and violent a criminal affiliated with a dangerous gang as rational people suspected
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(116)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Dammit, Otis... don't put the hot air balloon down in the prison parking lot. How am I, Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind, to escape if you put it down in the parking lot
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(16)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So crime. Much thief
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(47)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Cross-dressing man commits meth-fueled sexual assault, crime spree"
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(25)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
If you thought that taking an alcohol induced nap at the drive-thru only happens at McDonald's, well apparently DUI doesn't discriminate when it comes to fast food
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(17)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Buffalo Trace starts using its new experimental warehouse. Climate controlled bourbon is SCIENCE
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(23)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Not a slideshow of adorable guinea pigs, this is not an experiment in human behavior
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(32)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
The best survival show PERIOD. Ex-military Joe Teti and primitive survival hippie expert Matt Graham battle hot, humid temperatures in Vietnam. Discovery Channel 9PM eastern - Season 2 Episode 9: THIS is the OFFICIAL Dual Survival discussion thread
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(39)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland state senate candidate gets unexpected endorsement from Texas, now expected to win primary in landslide
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(17)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A local news reporter doing a story about increased crime in Oakland gets her purse stolen from the news truck while she was on the air. Bonus: They were parked in front of the police station
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(41)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you've been shooting birds with blow gun darts in Virginia Beach: A: It's a federal crime and B: What the Fark is wrong with you?
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(25)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada to test rarely used criminal code provision that bans pedobear memes
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(24)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Science experiment proves that pedestrian bridges can withstand the weight of a Ford Explorer. At least I think that guy was a scientist
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Three amateurs appear destined to become 'world's dumbest criminal' candidates after deciding that holding up a gun shop with a fake firearm was a great idea"
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(32)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most discriminatory law in the United States is the Family Cap, which used to put a limit on how big a non-white family could be but today puts a cap on how big a family on government assistance can be. Naturally, people have a problem with it
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(373)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Cesar Chavez ejected from primary ballot in heavily Democratic Arizona district after judge identifies 700 bogus signatures on petitions. Chavez, a white ex-Republican formerly known as Scott Kistler, claims he is being targeted
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(59)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri Al-Maliki whose name is apparently Arabic for "Not Helping" defies Obama's calls to reach out to Sunnis and form a more inclusive government, tells the US to make it snappy with the air strikes and troops to save his ass
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama signs executive order banning federal contractors from discriminating on the basis of sexual orientation. I guess he's back to "lawless tyrant" this week
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Shrimp
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(16)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: 911 dispatcher tells rape victim to "Quit crying." Worse: The dispatcher won't face a reprimand
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(94)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Admit it, you'd probably go around committing crimes too if you'd basically been told by the legal system that there will be no meaningful consequences for anything short of murder
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(37)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Lars Ulrich accepts Will Ferrell and Chad Smith's drum-off challenge, will partake in the experiment after he goes bargain hunting
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British businesses say their number one worry is cybercrime, narrowly edging out "the Dutch"
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(3)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The worst part of Eric Cantor's surprising loss in VA's Republican primaries? Congress might never pass the Republican alternative to Obamacare that they've worked so hard on
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(124)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
How bad are Nevada's Democratic candidates for Governor? "None of these candidates" won the primary
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(31)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That unknown Tea party guy who knocked off Eric Cantor in the primary? I'm sure you will be shocked to learn that he is a " Christian Dominionist" who thinks the federal government is trying to turn us all into serfs
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Minor changes to the law should allow citizens to sue federal officials within the executive branch under RICO, unmasking criminal enterprises within the Obama administration and future administrations
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(88)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Just in case you have no idea about what kind of crazy just took the primary from top Republican Eric Cantor, here's the low down on this unknown economics professor
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(312)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama loses even more democratic support as flaming liberal Eric Cantor loses Virginia primary to Tea Party challenger Dave Brat
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(960)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"There are tons of offbeat crimes. Stuff that is puzzling. Stuff that is odd. Few crimes this year will top this recent arrest in Japan - or, for that matter, involve as many potato chips"
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(15)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not unusual: man wonders if Vermeer might have "cheated" his photorealistic paintings. Unusual: spends years to conduct the experiment, even recreating the 17th century furniture in the room
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(104)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
First look at the new open-world Zelda game. "It looks like a cross between Wind Waker and Skyrim." Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah
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(104)
 
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Ubisoft says it has a prime Wii U title developed and ready to hit shelves, but it won't release it until the Nintendo console sales are no longer in the toilet. Until then, company says, Wii U owners can enjoy another version of Just Dance
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(51)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Archbishop claims he had no idea sex with children was a crime
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister blames ISIS for recent attack upon Mosul, over-reliance on phrasing
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(50)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Honey, before we commit to the eternal bonds of holy matrimony, I need to know you'll never talk about my penis on Facebook
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(39)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Tyson to buy Hillshire for $7.7 billion, beating Pilgrim's Pride. After beating Pilgrims Pride, he vowed to tattoo their face after biting their ear off
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(9)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Because nothing says 'big scary robber and murderer' like skipping away from the scene of the crime
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(18)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(SILive)
 
 
 
Rep Michael Grimm blames Obama for his indictment. Because ya know... derpitty derp derp
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(91)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Man is acquitted for offering a 'pinch of weed' to an undercover officer who was acting like a stressed out stranger at a park. "He didn't accept a dime/they made up this crime/while they were getting paid overtime"
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(116)
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
If you're a homicide detective, and find yourself using a murder victim's blood to doodle his name on the street at the crime scene, it may be time to find another line of work
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(53)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maureen Dowd calls her marijuana edibles experiment "ill-advised". At least she didn't inhale
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(114)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert knows Jonah Hill has WAY bigger crimes to answer for
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like Putin bit off more than he could chew with Crimea and may end up destabilizing the Russian economy
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The TEA party has declared another RINO hunt, backing an upstart challenger running in the GOP primary to unseat that wishy-washy, secret liberal icon of the GOP establishment: Eric Cantor. Yes, seriously
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(45)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bulgarian prophet Vanga predicted Crimea's return to Russia. Her next prediction is about the shattering land of underground burrows and man-made mountains
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As if being defeated in a primary isn't bad enough, you also get popped by the feds the next day for perjury and election fraud? Boy, do you suck at this or what?
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(60)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If you've ever said to yourself, "Self, why hasn't Hasbro released Megatron, Soundwave, Jazz, and Optimus Prime toys as an '80s hair band?" then boy is there a set at SDCC that will make you rock with joy
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The voting has barely begun in today's high-profile primary showdown in MS between the Tea Party and the GOP establishment, but the winner is already clear: High-dollar GOP "consultants" and "strategists" who have made a mint on this race
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(33)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sad: Losing the primary election you were running in. Embarrassing: finding out live, on national TV. Humiliating: The host further informing you you managed to win only 5.7% of the vote
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
So I bought the Tsarnaev brothers dinner after they blew up a marathon, deleted incriminating evidence from their computer, and lied to investigators. Is that a crime?
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(82)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hungarian Prime Minister wants to know if this whole "annexing parts of Ukraine that just happen to have enclaves of people who speak your language" is a private Russain party or can anyone play?
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(67)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama holds primary elections today with Republicans offering $1000 bounty for information on anyone commiting felony voter fraud. What could possibly go wrong?
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(92)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If the Tea Party wins the primary in Mississippi, could that spur the Democrats to win the senate seat? In related news, if I eat bacon from a pig that just flew out my butt, will I find the leprechaun's gold too?
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(50)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
What do you get when you have Pacific Rim + Thailand + Comic Con + Cosplay? I don't know because I suck at Math but this video sure is fun
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(12)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Experimental lice powders: They were as fun as they sound. Let's just say that volunteers with some brands came down with literal scaly scrotums. Others came down with anus rash. All in all, many preferred the lice
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(20)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Is Bootista's blue period going to last? Did Demonkane's Hellfire and Brimstone help Stephanie McMahon dry off after her accident? Will every PPV match be restaged once again for WWE Monday Night Raw at 8 PM on USA?
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(1661)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best quote from an article about pierogies this week: "Psychopaths and criminal behavior and mental illness is so fascinating," she says with a wistful smile. "At work it's never a dull moment"
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(44)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
How bad is crime in Phoenix? The police chief just had his uniform stolen
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(19)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Did we learn nothing from the first subprime mortgage crack-up? Don't answer that... looks like we're going to crash and burn again
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the strange Swiss cheese pervert to the crazy cow manure pervert: The world's weirdest criminals
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(5)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld are war criminals, declares Richard Clarke, counter-terrorism czar who worked for Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld
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(107)
 
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
British police release crime stats broken down by age and reveal that five three-year-olds are among country's most dangerous criminals
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(32)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it appears that the WI Judge who dramatically and possibly illegally shut down the criminal investigation into the finances of the Scott Walker campaign during the recall effort, has had a lot of vacations paid for by the Koch Brothers
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(145)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jason Hice, primary candidate for US Representative from Georgia, has some extremely cogent political positions such as women can only run for office if their husbands allow it and Muslims don't have 1st Amendment rights
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(110)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Indicted NY Rep Michael Grimm admits he's guilty- "of trying the hardest and giving 100 percent of myself and putting my heart and soul into representing the people of Staten Island and Brooklyn." Sadly, Fark has no "wanking motion" tag
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(66)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So the Mets' Jose Valverde Experiment went about as well as everyone expected
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(50)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the US, white collar criminals who get caught scamming billions from innocents spend a few years in elegant Federal prisons that are like country clubs. In Iran, those types of criminals get executed
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(113)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
"I woke up at 4 AM, with my face caked with blood from my nose" writes the Vice magazine journalist who experimented with snorting homemade alcohol powder
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(68)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
And for the world's latest (alleged) hate crime... Jewish Museum shooting in Brussels leaves 3 dead and 1 injured
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(73)
 
(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Shootings near UC Santa Barbara at 9 separate crime scenes; 6 people murdered, 7 others hospitalized, 1 with life-threatening injuries. The apparently mentally ill gunman is dead as well
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(671)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police launch hate-crime investigation against church that put up poster saying non-Christians will go to hell when they die, even though it's true
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(122)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Man trims hedge. FARK: Into a 150 foot dragon
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(43)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Would you pay a $3 surcharge for a prime middle row seat in the movie theater?
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(83)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
War criminal questions the loyalty of amputee veteran
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(199)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Congress's approval rating sits at 11% so obviously 100% of the incumbents running this year have won their primaries
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(140)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Experiment shows that sense of taste impacts lifespan, as sweet tastes have positive effects and bitter tastes have negative effects, proving that brewers cramming all those goddamn hops into everything really ARE committing a crime against humanity
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(105)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Roberts: The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to...just...stop it. Eric Holder: With all due respect, it's not that simple. Fox News: SCARY BLACK MAN LAUNCHES RACE ATTACK AGAINST KINDLY WHITE MAN
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(399)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
On the same day that gay marriage becomes allowed in Pennsylvania, its first openly gay representative might get primaried by a tea party candidate write in vote
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(95)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
You're the FBI director. Congress just tasked you with hiring 2,000 cybercrime experts. Problem: everyone qualified for the job loves smoking the reefer. Solution: "They should go ahead and apply anyway"
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(69)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's primary day again, which means that after tomorrow "anti-Obamacare" stances will immediately turn into "well, Obamacare was okay but who wants single-payer?"
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(62)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Us DOJ files criminal charges against 5 top Chinese military officials for massive industrial and cyber espionage against US companies. China says they'll get right on slapping some cuffs on these villains, then makes wanking motion
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(49)
 
(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Guy trims bank's shrubs for an hour before robbing it. I'm sure the FBI's Bank Robber Nickname Dept. will put in overtime on this one
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(40)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Transgendered teen held in prison for months without charges for the crime of being different. Oh, and for assaulting 11 different people. But activists SWEAR it's about the transgender stuff
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(225)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone decides to get outraged over the juvenile justice system, claiming children are tried in "kangaroo courts" for adult crimes. Rolling Stone should stick to reporting things they know about, like...well. This is awkward
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(76)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
It's been 10 years since Massachusetts made it legal for everyone to be equally miserable in the holy bonds of matrimony
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(57)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Prisons still experimenting with capital punishment
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tea Party supporter shows his commitment to its conservative principles by breaking into a nursing home to record incumbent senator's comatose wife because freedom. Bonus: Supporter has connection to incumbent's primary opponent
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(117)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gays have had their chance in the discrimination spotlight. Now it's time to focus on the true victims: Hillbillies in higher education
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(141)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
This woman wants homosexuality criminalized, adultery made illegal and rock groups banned. The only reason she isn't the GOPs front runner in 2016 is because she's a woman. Oh and British
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(55)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
14-year-old German teen who committed 30 crimes in three months is being watched around the clock by a team of private security guards at a cost of $3,000 because he is too young to be sent to youth prison and too dangerous to be left alone
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(85)
 
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Transformers: Age of Extinction poster features Optimus Prime wielding a sword and riding a robot dinosaur
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(41)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld employee commits a whale of a crime, stealing cash and credit cards from customers who were already robbed when they bought a ticket
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(23)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
West Virginia Republican primary winner, who unseated a two-term state delegate on Tuesday, seen the next day wearing a 17-year-old high school girl's underwear
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(248)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Transformers: Age of Extinction trailer rolls out Grimlock the robot dinosaur, the 12 year old version of you is finally vindicated
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(102)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL doubles down on Voter ID comments. Winning the Republican Primary? Done
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(126)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Physicists measure second Efimov resonance of three particles in an ultracold quantum gas, proving for the first time the periodicity of this universal physical phenomenon experimentally. Well, duh
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(17)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Six months after Colorado legalized marijuana, revenue is up and crime is down across the board
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(207)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Note to all criminals. CCTV cameras aren't the best item to steal... for reasons which should be obvious
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(8)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the "civil war" between the Tea Party and Establishment GOP seems to have fizzled as establishment forces crushed the upstarts in primaries nationwide, fret not, you can still get your Schadenfreude fix from the intra-Tea Party civil war
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(72)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japan launches online guide to tourists going to Brazil for World Cup, points out that many crimes there are committed with handguns and "the level of danger is extremely high and not even comparable to that of Japan"
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(8)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And the first "Wag the Dog" accusation against Obama gets hurled by none other than former Congressman and war criminal Alan West who says "There is something fishy" about those girls getting kidnapped right before the Benghazi hearings
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(159)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rand Paul cannot imagine appointing someone to the federal bench who thinks American citizens can be killed without trial for a crime other than being seen exiting a liquor store with $50 in change while exercising his 2nd Amendment rights
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(221)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer fans traveling to Brazil for the World Cup told not to scream when they are being robbed at gunpoint because it just annoys the criminals. "Tourists come mainly from Europe and the United States, where they do not see this crime very often"
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(69)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 21-year-old molecular biology student experiments with beauty competitions, wins coveted title of Miss Wales: "My first love is genetics and the theory behind it. I'm hoping to go into medical research someday" (w/pics)
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(186)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Sheriff that pushed civil forfeiture ordinance finds that having your property seized when you didn't commit the crime really sucks
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(98)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clothing-optional book clubs catching on, where topless members read books "from hardboiled crime yarns to ancient-astronaut tracts to the indescribably glorious ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PRESIDENTIAL FARK MACHINE"
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(35)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Private security company helping cops patrol high crime area. What could possibly go wrong?
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(67)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado Symphony Orchestra's highly publicized plans for bring-your-own-pot concert series go up in smoke as city of Denver threatens 'criminal penalties'
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(43)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
You know those incredibly strange campaign commercials that always pop up this time of year from fringe candidates in obscure races? This is basically one of those, except from the front-runner in the GOP primary for TX Lt Gov
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(14)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Subby got one of his stories accepted for a really cool looking Lovecraft/Grimm mashup book on Kickstarter. Contributions to the left, snarky reasons why this is a dumb idea to the right
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(4)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The new Brimstone missile is so accurate it can be configured in a warhead-free mode to bring freedom to the driver of a vehicle and leave the passengers untouched
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(159)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The U.S. government has a problem with states handing out driver licenses to illegal immigrants. Hey Feds, you might want to look into the crime of Sanctuary Cities while you're at it
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(388)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Amendment Five protects citizens for incriminating themselves in sworn testimony. Not valid in Congress, subject to change without notice, your mileage may vary, offer void after 90 days, see manufacturer for details
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(219)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Australian government catches 172 sharks after spate of attacks. Sharks file genocide complaint at the International Criminal Court
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poland, who may not remember 1938 all that well, decides to tweak Russia by awarding the Inaugural "Solidarity Prize" for achievements in spreading human rights and democracy to a Crimean Tatar leader who opposed Russian annexation
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(74)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good news for the GOP: "Establishment" candidates are beating Tea Party candidates in primaries. Bad news for the GOP: The "establishment" candidates had to adopt a lot of Tea Party rhetoric and policies to pull that off
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(107)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thailand court ousts Prime Minister. Many Red Shirts died to bring us this information
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(27)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Putin's "Council on Civil Society and Human Rights" accidentally posts the real Crimean referendum results. The originally announced results were accurate plus or minus 82%
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(192)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
County Clerk rules that eligibility problems with some of the people collecting signatures for his ballot petitions means that Rep John Conyers isn't eligible to have his name on the Dem primary ballot as he runs for his TWENTY-SIXTH term
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(60)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you are going to be a moron and drive erratically, crashing into cars, and you are video-taping your crime, you might not want to post it to YouTube (and title it "Me driving like an idiot")
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(48)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
April showers bring May flowers, and May primaries bring November regrets
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(9)
 
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Burglars "perfectly planned but poorly executed" crime goes wrong when they fail to consider they are robbing a store right next to a crowded beer garden. The sledgehammer they threw at the cops didn't help things either
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(21)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
King's son steals surfboards. Acting like proper royalty does the king: a) pay off the victim to hide the crime, b) tell the police not to prosecute, c) publicly shame his son through the media
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(49)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Arby's testing fancy grilled "artisan melt" sandwiches in undiscriminating market of Evansville, Indiana. Would you like curly fries or potato cakes with that Steak & Portabella, sir?
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(38)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Flaming Lips respond to their drummer's claims of racism, abuse, and the greatest crime of all, collaborating with Miley Cyrus
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two murderous teens and their non-murdering friend dance and sing their way through a Teenage Crime Wave from MST3K season 5. Mike, Servo, and Crow hilariously tackle this tale of menacing teens. "Society didn't give me enough bullets"
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(8)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 118, with Joe Warren vs Raphael Silva for the interim bantamweight title. Also Koreshkov vs Baesman in a welterweight semifinal bout. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET on Spike.com. Main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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(75)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
KS Senator Pat Roberts Tea Party primary challenger is trying to get Roberts removed from the ballot as ineligible on the grounds that Roberts doesn't own a home in KS and appears to have never stayed at the rented room he calls his "residence"
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(87)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Good Luck With That," militant moocher/racist Cliven Bundy files criminal complaint with sheriff against the Bureau of Land Management
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(308)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Having solved all crimes, cops now decide to harass wheelchair bound vets and their service dogs outside the VA, preventing them from getting care, arresting them, charging for non-crimes and more
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(111)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Owner of movie railroad that includes Doc Brown's "Science Experiment" locomotive & the train they almost threw Momma from facing eviction
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(10)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Study by Federation of Sanctimonious Killjoy Intellectuals says "The Jungle Book" is racist, even though they have Louis Prima confused with Louis Armstrong
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In VA, the establishment candidate easily beat her Tea Party rivals for the nomination for a vacant congressional seat in a primary--which party leaders decided would be held Saturday only, between the hours of 10-3, at exactly 10 polling locations
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(86)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
In Tennessee a pregnant woman can now be charged with criminal assault on her fetus if she sparks up a joint. Drinking a glass of chardonnay still ok though
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(176)
 
(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Quoting Winston Churchill is now a crime in England. Huxley's, Orwell's graves seen shuddering
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(216)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The US is close to bringing criminal charges to two of the world's largest banks. This means, of course, that it will never happen and we're suckers for thinking it will
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(17)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Geraldo on Rep. Grimm "If you ignore 19 of the 20 counts on the indictment this thing looks like a political witch hunt"
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(76)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Great news America: probably no more than 4% of those we send to death row are actually innocent of their crimes, and hey, 96% is an "A", isn't it?
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(147)
 
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
"Your lordship will have heard about many shocking crimes over the years, but perhaps none as literally as this. My client ended up looking like the professor from Back To The Future with his hair and clothing burned to a cinder"
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(19)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar switches out his goggles for horn-rimmed glasses to let everybody know he was hating Donald Sterling back before it was cool
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(37)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The fact that former close associates are suddenly slamming Chris McDaniels as a "pathological narcissist" with questionable ethics surely has nothing to do with the fact that he's close to beating incumbent Sen. Thad McCochran in the GOP Primary
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(30)
 
(Camera.org)
 
 
 
UN Logic: Hmmm, Iran just sentenced a woman to death for the crime of being raped. Let's elect them to the UN body in charge of protecting women's rights
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(125)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The secret behind the mantis shrimp's mighty, shell-splitting clubs is slightly twisted
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Grimm (R-Throwing reporters over balconies) turns himself in to the FBI
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(40)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC to air hour-long primetime infomercial plugging latest album from Coldplay, the only band that matters
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Calvin Johnson says he has found a loophole in the ban of dunking the football for touchdown celebrations. What is that? He will not touch the rim of the goal post
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(34)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Showing same acute ability to identify a natural head coach when he sees one, Sir Alex Ferguson advocates Manchester United interim manager Ryan Giggs getting the job permanently
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(10)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Woman uses her pickup to ram into a bank robber's vehicle to help catch him. The truck is pretty much totaled but "it seemed right at the time. I hope a criminal thinks twice about robbing a business in the Wellsville area"
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(76)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia: "What do you mean Crimea USED to get all their water from the Ukraine?"
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(168)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Wayne nailed a lot of chicks in the day, Pilgrim
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(179)
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
The private prison-builder who paid two PA juvenile court judges more than $2.1 million in bribes to sentence more than 4,000 kids to lengthy prison sentences is about to be sentenced himself, faces up to 14 whole months in jail for his crime
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(211)
 

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