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Headlines matching 'rev'
Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBS News) Interesting It looks like Mexicans are not immune from Montezuma's Revenge after all  (cbsnews.com) (22)
(WRCB-TV) Spiffy Small group of poorly funded rebels organize to fight against extremely wealthy and powerful empire to prevent imperialist land grab. And if you think the Star Wars references are just Fark being Fark, think again  (wrcbtv.com) (74)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Slate) Followup It's starting to look as if the roles are now reversed - that Obama is Lucy with the football, and the Republicans are Charlie Brown  (slate.com) (261)
(Mother Nature Network) Spiffy Scientists discover a drug designed to fight cancer reverses Alzheimer's in mice. Still no cure for cancer  (mnn.com) (65)
(LA Times) Spiffy News: Scientists have found a drug that reverses Alzheimer's in mice within 72 hours Fark: the drug also cures cancer  (latimes.com) (27)
(CBS News) Asinine Pepsi fourth quarter revenue up 11 percent to $20.16 billion, to celebrate by laying off 8,700  (cbsnews.com) (21)


Thu February 09, 2012
(IGN) Asinine George Lucas says it's all YOUR fault you couldn't get the Han/Greedo cantina scene right. Greedo ALWAYS shot first, camera angles just prevented you from seeing it that way the first time  (movies.ign.com) (186)
(The Register) Spiffy New research reveals Himalayan glaciers may not be disappearing at all, probably because they're too difficult for would-be ice thieves to reach  (theregister.co.uk) (69)
(USA Today) Interesting Coca-Cola revenue increases, net income drops. Wall Street: That's not soda pressing  (usatoday.com) (9)


Wed February 08, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Impending American invasion of Asia revealed  (bbc.co.uk) (34)


Tue February 07, 2012
(io9) Amusing Sonogram reveals that woman is giving birth to Venom  (io9.com) (34)
(Dayton Daily News) Obvious Study finds that McDonald's revives the McRib sandwich in order to crush pesky competition for imitation pork sandwiches. You stopped reading after McRib didn't you?  (daytondailynews.com) (69)
(Some Guy) Interesting Fracture Putty promises to revolutionize Jackass and other reality shows  (geek.com) (34)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Good News: Researchers invent vaccines to prevent heroin, cocaine, and meth addiction. Bad News: It's in Mexico  (latino.foxnews.com) (112)
(The Hill) Fail Having seen the successes of the past decade, 49% of Americans support bombing Iran to prevent them from gaining nukes  (thehill.com) (271)
(Fox News) Scary While everyone is paying attention to Iran having one of our drones, North Korea actually has several of them in its possession and is reverse-engineering them to make their own drone assault fleet  (foxnews.com) (95)
(Washington Times) Obvious As predicted in 2011, the Obama administration revises the rules on how to calculate the jobless rates, just in time to kickoff his reelection campaign  (washingtontimes.com) (299)
(New Scientist) Interesting Clint Eastwood helps reveal secrets of brain evolution. With a picture of what Clint Eastwood might look like if he was Eli Wallach  (newscientist.com) (19)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Salon) Sick Remember how Obama said that US drone attacks have "not caused a huge number of civilian casualties?" Yeah, turns out they've been targeting rescuers at the scenes of previous attacks. And firing on mourners at funerals  (salon.com) (449)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Nola.com) Obvious One writer gets it right about National Signing Day. Of course his press privileges will be revoked for all LSU games  (nola.com) (44)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting After seeing The Grey, Ebert walks out of the next film: "It was the first time I've ever walked out of a film because of the previous film. The way I was feeling in my gut, it just wouldn't have been fair to the next film"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (166)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Marketwatch) Spiffy February is National Children's Dental Health Month, or as it's abbreviated in Mississippi ... February  (marketwatch.com) (23)
(NPR) Followup Komen reverses funding change due to it not having broad appeal  (npr.org) (766)
(The Sun) Followup Woman who slept with 1,000 men reveals: "I was born a man" (w/pics)  (thesun.co.uk) (557)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Secret of red wine as revealed by scientists: "You'd have to drink more than 600 bottles of wine to get the amount of resveratrol that would deliver any noticeable health benefits." Subby: "Challenge accepted"  (news.yahoo.com) (135)
(Reuters) Followup Zynga CEO says they didn't copy another company's game, they just evolved it "in revolutionary ways", like changing the color scheme  (blogs.reuters.com) (24)
(Huffington Post) Followup After key vote, WA to legalize gay marriage. Heterosexuals beginning mass divorces, stores revise "no shirts" policies, and the boy scouts have begun construction of glittering pink pyramid outside of Spokane  (huffingtonpost.com) (91)


Wed February 01, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Repulsive gravity, previously thought by physicists to only emanate from your mom, may be key to understanding dark matter  (physorg.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Fail We must go back in time to 1983 and prevent George Lucas from making any changes to Star Wars. You must bring your own weapon. Safety not guaranteed. (spoilers)  (nerdbastards.com) (83)
(The Atlantic Wire) Unlikely Tanning beds PREVENT cancer. And treat lupus and fibromyalgia. And skin cancer comes from sunscreen, anyway  (theatlanticwire.com) (84)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Hasbro negotiating to move their Candy Land movie starring Adam Sandler from Universal to Sony. I don't think there's a single part of the previous statement that doesn't fill me with rage  (hollywoodreporter.com) (52)
(Some Guy) Obvious Scientists now able to reconstruct words from thoughts. Subject D. Curtis' experiment results reveal "sex sex beer beer sex beer boobies beer boobies sex sex boobies beer sex beer boobies sex beer boobies" occurs 500 times a minute  (news.sciencemag.org) (32)
(Daily Mail) Scary Women reveal their "morning face" and OMG KILL THEM WITH FIRE (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (309)


Tue January 31, 2012
(CTV) Followup After hearing some sports cars are being driven dangerously police revoke the license of the next guy they find driving a sports car. Judge finds a flaw in their cunning plan  (ctvbc.ctv.ca) (98)
(PhysOrg.com) Amusing PNAS study reveals Christian political beliefs not as firm as the foundation erected by Jesus' teachings. PNAS  (physorg.com) (42)
(Washington Post) Sad Famed British actor Ian Abercrombie dies at 77, his seven Seinfeld episodes imbedded his unique character in our memory forever  (washingtonpost.com) (63)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Joystiq) Cool Free Crack Forever  (massively.joystiq.com) (45)
(Empire) Satire Fan: Is there any character you'd like to revisit? Cage: I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he's a ghost. Me: This has to be satire, right? RIGHT?  (empireonline.com) (54)
(Washington Post) Fail New Gingrich ad suggests that America is headed down the same path as Cuba with their government-run inexpensive health care for all citizens. ¡Viva la Revolución  (washingtonpost.com) (129)
(The Atlantic) Obvious Sarah Palin's Facebook followers revolt against her support of Newt Gingrich and leave broken pieces of taco shells all over the place  (theatlantic.com) (140)
(Adweek) Amusing Honda's full Super Bowl ad revealed. Ferris Bueller, you're still my hero  (adweek.com) (81)
(Daily Mail) Interesting 88-year-old former Marine reveals his life as a Hollywood rentboy. Nailed Katharine Hepburn and had orgies with every celeb of the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's. Semper Fi bro, you're now my hero times two  (dailymail.co.uk) (109)


Sun January 29, 2012
(The Consumerist) Obvious This just in: retailers will pay people to write positive reviews of their products  (consumerist.com) (35)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy The FA Cup rolls on today with a full slate of action, including a revisiting of the season's two biggest race rows. It's a west London derby with QPR v Chelsea and a massive Liverpool v Man United match up  (dailymail.co.uk) (273)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories and judges FARK's clever Deion Sanders divorce headline as the best of the week (1st section)  (kamloopsnews.ca) (1)
(News.com.au) Scary In today's episode of "This Should End Well": Syrian rebels capture 7 Iranians, including 5 members of the Revolutionary Guard, in Homs  (news.com.au) (53)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Guardian) Interesting Will Egypt's Boobies-revolution parliament make a difference?  (guardian.co.uk) (57)
(The Sun) Scary Crazed doctors revive vampire baby. It's even immune to the Sun, which is there  (thesun.co.uk) (18)
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting Revealed at last: from Roald Dahl to Alfred Hitchcock, the stars who told Queen Elizabeth to piss off  (mirror.co.uk) (31)
(USA Today) Fail Orlando Magic take revenge on injured Celtics after Wednesday's embarrassing 31 point loss. Just kidding - they lose again by blowing a 27 point lead and scoring only 8 points in 4th quarter  (usatoday.com) (20)
(Yahoo) Obvious Prepaid card imprint Green Dot grows 4Q revenue 77% on news that people hate Bank of America so much that they'd rather pay the exact same fees to anyone but Bank of America  (finance.yahoo.com) (19)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Daily Kos) Interesting Newt previews the finishing move he'll use against Romney in the next debate. ULTRA COMBO  (dailykos.com) (240)
(Wired) Silly Blu-Ray version of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" reveals embarrassing long-lost details like the 24th Century's version of jorts, the skant  (wired.com) (166)
(USA Today) Obvious Jimmy Buffett has finally launched his "Margaritaville" online social game, and this USA Today reviewer is quite frankly shocked by the rampant commercialism in it. Commercialism. In Margaritaville. Well, I never  (travel.usatoday.com) (59)


Wed January 25, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting The Colts hire the Ravens' defensive coordinator to prevent scoring at home; funny, their offense seems to be doing that just fine  (espn.go.com) (40)
(Adam Smith) Interesting History shows over and over that raising the capital gains rate actually lowers government revenues, while decreasing the capital gains rate increases government revenues. (pdf warning)  (adamsmith.org) (100)
(AZCentral) Interesting New study finds that neanderthals may have domesticated the dog as long as 30,000 years ago, far earlier than previously thought. Your dog wants mammoth  (azcentral.com) (19)


Tue January 24, 2012
(New Haven Register) Dumbass Feds arrest four East Haven, Connecticut police officers for racial profiling in pre-dawn raid. Includes bonus video of the officers arresting a white reverend for filming them  (nhregister.com) (76)
(Some Guy) Stupid Beer can pyramid costs AZ man his house as "nearly 1,000" cans prevented firefighters from entering his home to extinguish blaze  (myfoxphoenix.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Interesting New book claims you can prevent cancer by A: Taking baby aspirin? B: Eating lunch at the same time each day? C: Wearing better shoes? or D: All of the above?  (www2.macleans.ca) (61)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious A review of Obama's past State of the Union speeches reveals they're heavy on hope, pretty light on the actual change  (foxnews.com) (94)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Standing on top of your sister's car and stripping naked isn't the most effective way to prevent cops from arresting your sister for hit and run w/sfw pics  (pattayamail.com) (47)


Fri January 20, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy Regular exposure to alcohol doubles the lifespan of worms. Subby is gonna live FOREVER  (physorg.com) (19)
(Yahoo) Interesting Fire at NJ professor's home reveals cache of child porn. Police now investigating whether fire was started on orders from a giant anthropomorphic rabbit  (news.yahoo.com) (148)
(Abc.net.au) Obvious Study of 160,000 people reveals shocking discovery: Smart people invest more intelligently in the stock market  (abc.net.au) (10)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious The secret to being a hipster revealed in new Harvard study, you've probably never heard of it  (dailymail.co.uk) (89)
(Politico) Asinine Obama deciding to side with the people on SOPA/PIPA somehow makes it a political issue, which is apparently unfair to Hollywood. Subby would play the world's tiniest violin for them, but then Fark would have its DNS revoked  (politico.com) (99)
(Examiner) Scary Examiner reveals one of the grimmest possibilities of SOPA: "No news on Fark." (shoutout in 3rd paragraph)  (examiner.com) (3)
(The Register) Interesting Ancient find shows people have been bringing popcorn to arguments 1,000 years longer than previously thought  (theregister.co.uk) (3)
(UPI) Sad Choking game prevalent on Texas campus, recently perfected at LSU  (upi.com) (65)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Drew might have greenlit an old Onion horoscope, but there's NO CHANCE IN HELL that he greens a review of the Wrestlemania 3 DVD  (wrestling101.com) (86)
(Science Daily) Strange Some young stars may be much older than previously thought. The opposite could be said of Lindsay Lohan  (sciencedaily.com) (8)
(Yahoo) Obvious Preview of tonight's Thunder game. Why? Because fark Seattle, that's why  (sports.yahoo.com) (48)
(MSNBC) Followup Rescuers fear wrecked cruise ship will break in two, reveal its nougat center  (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com) (66)
(Yahoo) Strange Nick Cannon reveals details of his kidney issues. "We didn't want to say 'kidney failure' so people would think I gotta get new kidneys and Gary Coleman and all that stuff"  (news.yahoo.com) (18)
(Miami Herald) Asinine Perry trying to revive campaign using faith but doesn't realize God is only helping Tebow  (miamiherald.com) (63)


Tue January 17, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Your childhood has just been obliterated forever. Super Slot Cars  (youtube.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Obvious New polls show disapproval of Congress has reached a record high of 84%, although a closer examination of the data reveals that 16% of respondents were, drunk, high, in mental instutions, and/or members of Congress  (news.yahoo.com) (67)


Mon January 16, 2012
(io9) Interesting Further mysteries of the clitoris revealed. C'mon out of mom's basement and learn wondrous new things beyond the concept of not leaping at it like a bull at a gate (worksafe unless your boss is weird about anatomical illustration)  (io9.com) (84)


Sat January 14, 2012
(3 hots & a cot) Cool If only they were all this easy. Man robs bank, hails cab & then calls 911 to turn himself in. That he's homeless and it was 14 degrees the previous night probably had nothing to do with it  (wcpo.com) (43)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious New documents reveal Osama bin Laden was a huge American Idol fan. Proof positive that American Idol is a threat to American values   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)
(Yahoo) Scary Bed Bath & Beyond pulls tissue holders from market because of glowing reviews. And by glowing, they mean they're made with Cobalt 60  (news.yahoo.com) (80)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Stupid Ohio Highway Patrol: We don't want the speed limit raised on interstates raised to 70 because it might cut into ticket revenue...err, "because it diminishes traffic safety"  (news.cincinnati.com) (162)


Thu January 12, 2012
(CBS News) Fail The winners of the 2012 Peoples' Choice Awards have been revealed, and it shows one thing: people should have no choice in who receives awards  (cbsnews.com) (82)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Romney's "I used to worry about getting fired too" line reveals that in his own mind, he believes he's a self-made man. Which is a problem because "delusional" is a bad thing for a president to be  (news.yahoo.com) (187)
(National Post) Weird Polish prosecutor who shot self on Monday during a press conference had an $800,000 bounty on his head and wanted to prevent military prosecutors from being replaced by civilians  (news.nationalpost.com) (27)
(Telegraph) Interesting Rare letter reveals Ludwig van Beethoven complained about low salary, wanted hearing  (telegraph.co.uk) (14)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass As a paramedic, you're trained in various ways to revive an unconscious patient. Pinching her breasts is not one of them  (nhregister.com) (74)
(Yahoo) Obvious Kinect coming to Windows PCs, may revolutionize gaming, the Boobies tag  (news.yahoo.com) (63)
(Canada.com) Obvious Syria's Assad promises "iron fist" and reforms, which isn't a contradiction since previously regime had been using "iron fist with spikes"  (canada.com) (20)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely People get happier as they get older, study reveals. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Showbiz Spy) Cool Betty White reveals 90th birthday plans. Sorry, they do not involve you  (showbizspy.com) (40)
(Bitten and Bound) Interesting Charlie Sheen shared a few revelations over the weekend: he's not crazy anymore, 2011 was just an episode, and he's now just a goddess-less single man hanging with his kids. Oh, and then he shared a Playboy twitpic  (bittenandbound.com) (26)
(Marketwatch) Fail Regis revenue down 2%, while Kelly's revenue plummets on the realization she can't carry the show  (marketwatch.com) (5)


Sat January 07, 2012
(The Register) Followup Microsoft reviving its Flight Simulator game by giving it away free. What could possibly go wrong?  (theregister.co.uk) (118)
(Some Bipedal Guy) Caturday Two-legged cat finds his forever home. Welcome home Deuce and happy Caturday  (blogs.catster.com) (951)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Wired) Amusing Wired's annual vaporware list to the left, confused Farkers not knowing what to talk about now that Duke Nukem Forever isn't vaporware to the left  (wired.com) (43)
(ABC) Followup Wherever Newt Gingrich buys his shoes, we hope they put some nice flavoring on them  (abcnews.go.com) (46)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA January is National Birth Defect Prevention month. Luckily for Farkers, you can get your daily requirement of folic acid from the orange juice in your average screwdriver  (nbdpn.org) (26)
(JSOnline) Stupid President Obama to announce his summer jobs plan. Experts predict the economic effects shall be similar or exactly the same as all of his previous job plans  (jsonline.com) (80)
(TC Palm) Florida Florida man bitten, stabbed after argument with girlfriend over missing New Year's Eve 'ball drop' on TV. To prevent future 'ball drop' violence, police suggest he set his DVR next time  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (10)


Wed January 04, 2012
(New York Daily News) Sad Mitt Romney is so anti-gay rights that he will kill PBS to prevent Bert and Ernie from getting married. This link is brought to you by the number 2012 and the letter R  (nydailynews.com) (89)
(Mother Nature Network) Obvious New study reveals that middle-aged pot smokers actually scored higher on memory tests than those who didn't use the drug. So why is it illegal again?  (mnn.com) (374)
(Yahoo) Interesting Scientists now think that the great Khmer empire in Cambodia collapsed due to a prolonged drought, and not because of immigration issues caused by too many Ankgor babies as previously thought  (news.yahoo.com) (47)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Miami Herald) Amusing Dave Barry's 2011 Year in Review  (miamiherald.com) (68)


Sat December 31, 2011
(NPR) Obvious Midwestern manufacturing industries have enjoyed 28 straight months of increasing revenue and profit, mostly because the 1% have figured out how to more effectively squeeze the balls of the significantly reduced workforce  (npr.org) (142)
(Some Guy) Interesting Free crack pipes, free crack pipes, see how they smoke, see how they smoke, Vancouver is giving them out for free, to prevent Hepatitis and HIV, did you ever see such a sight as could be, as free crack pipes  (montrealgazette.com) (94)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Fox News) Sad Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook  (foxnews.com) (46)
(Daily Mail) Cool Doctors store patients' genetic codes, in a revolutionary step toward tailoring therapies specifically to an individual, and so they have a template to help reintegrate you after the transporter splits you into good and evil duplicates  (dailymail.co.uk) (63)
(Telegraph) Followup Close inspection of official photographs reveals North Korea's secret army of giant soldiers. Difficulty: Apparently not Photoshopped  (telegraph.co.uk) (31)
(Politico) Scary In order to prevent a Ron Paul victory at the Iowa caucuses, the GOP have moved the vote-counting to an undisclosed location  (politico.com) (209)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Yelp reviews for McDowell's restaurant. "The bathroom was covered in some sort of hair gel"  (buzzfeed.com) (39)
(TMZ) Interesting Kardashian nanny is shopping tell-all book around to publishers, promises to reveal whether there really were five lights  (tmz.com) (25)
(GRRM) Cool George R.R. Martin releases preview of "Winds of Winter", Book 6 in the Song of Fire and Ice series  (georgerrmartin.com) (202)
(Some Guy) Amusing Wall Street Journal reviews the most-read stories of 2011. In summary, Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Borders Microsoft. Android teeth-gnashing to the right  (appleinsider.com) (18)
(NPR) Stupid What will the revolution in Egyptian government mean for tourism? Well, bans on alcohol, restrictions on revealing swimwear, and beaches segregated by gender, for starters. Enjoy your vacation  (npr.org) (102)
(Yahoo) Silly Iran says it tracked and filmed a US aircraft carrier in the Gulf of Oman, revealing the worrying strides Iran has made in their "being able to find objects larger than a skyscraper that aren't trying to hide from you" technology  (news.yahoo.com) (106)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Gizmodo) Dumbass And the Forever Alone 2011 Award goes to: Anonymous Chinese man who spent $16,000 on a virtual sword before the game was released  (gizmodo.com) (113)
(11 Alive) Interesting Georgia is making $10 million per year from increase in speeding fines that passed because backers lied about how revenue would be used  (11alive.com) (50)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary It's not suprising that Rep John Conyers and the Rev. Jesse Jackson are fighting Gov. Snyder's attempt to replace the mayor and city council of Detroit with a hand-picked dictator. the real question is why isn't everybody else?  (huffingtonpost.com) (86)
(Fox News) Cool DeLorean from Back to the Future 3 sells for over $540,000. Unfortunately, wherever it's going, it still needs roads  (foxnews.com) (24)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Guardian) Cool Doctor Who 2011 Christmas Special Review. Humany woomany comments to the right (Warning: spoilers)  (guardian.co.uk) (93)
(MSNBC) Interesting Most heinous plan to castrate wild stallions in Nevada is on hold pending federal court review  (msnbc.msn.com) (82)
(LA Times) Amusing The LA Times review of Gov. Jerry Brown first year back in office: "His biggest achievement is essentially overlooked: He didn't screw things up worse"  (latimes.com) (169)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Spiffy Decades later, a Cold War secret is revealed in Danbury, CT  (news.yahoo.com) (146)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Thief raises the bar in the "stupid things to leave behind at the crime scene" competition, leaves behind picture of himself on phone he stole in previous burglary  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog A wrap-up of this week's Headline of the Year contests, a preview of next week, and the Headlines of the Week for 12/11 - 12/17  (fark.com) (8)
(Daily Kos) Ironic Indiana's GOP Secretary of State finally reveals undisputed case of voter fraud  (dailykos.com) (61)
(NYPost) Strange NYC subway vigilante Bernard Goetz gets his sweet revenge... well sort of  (nypost.com) (149)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool IBM reveals five innovations that will change our lives forever in the near future, or at least until something else gets invented  (www-03.ibm.com) (37)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Curbed) Spiffy If you've been wondering what to do with that spare $8 million, why not pick up this private island with a Revolutionary War history?  (curbed.com) (53)
(Daily Kos) Fail GOP so principled against giving regular Joes tax cuts that they walk off the House floor to prevent vote  (dailykos.com) (513)
(UPI) Followup Dutch TV cannibalism stunt revealed to be a hoax after viewers complain about pore taste  (upi.com) (17)
(TheXLog.com) Interesting Orton's Revenge  (thexlog.com) (70)
(Daily Mail) Interesting New translation reveals the Three Wise Men might actually have been a score of random dumbasses, most of them too cheap to bring presents  (dailymail.co.uk) (89)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Gizmodo) Interesting This man invented a better sanitary napkin and changed poor women's lives forever. Period  (gizmodo.com) (60)
(Wired) Amusing So, you can't go wrong with a review of an online Star Wars game that starts with "Forever alone?"  (wired.com) (213)
(Yahoo) Sad When the revolution comes, it won't be started by protestors in city parks, it will come from people like residents of Jefferson County, AL, who, thanks to JP Morgan, now have to choose between affording electricity or running water  (news.yahoo.com) (389)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Google) NewsFlash Dissident playwright and father of the "Velvet Revolution" and the modern Czech Republic Vaclav Havel dead at 75  (google.com) (175)
(Engadget) Dumbass Al Franken grills the phone companies and device manufacturers on the purpose and capabilities of CarrierIQ and is somehow surprised when their answers are consistent with previously established facts  (engadget.com) (94)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Ok, how about a .03 percent tax on financial transactions that would (a) only affect the biggest financial institutions, (b) raise billions in needed revenue, and (c) actually work to reduce dangerous financial speculation?  (huffingtonpost.com) (278)
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories of the week and uses FARK's Albert Pujols headline as a perfect summation of the recent trade  (kamloopsnews.ca) (0)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Nieman Journalism Lab) Spiffy Nieman Journalism Lab references FARK in their Week in Review discussion of social media and viral news compilation sites (2nd section)  (niemanlab.org) (1)
(Some Guy) Followup Brewers fan girls: "Yayyyy" then "Ohhhhh..." Ryan Braun: I will flare up in revenge  (yardbarker.com) (30)
(AL.com) Stupid Lawsuit filed to prevent Obama from appearing on ballot. Even in birtherism, Alabama lags behind  (blog.al.com) (169)


Thu December 15, 2011
(doctorwhotv.com) Interesting Steven Moffat reveals that Season 7 of Doctor Who will not have any two-part episodes  (doctorwhotv.co.uk) (58)


Wed December 14, 2011
(NBC) Amusing Tina Fey has a secret in "30 Rock" season 6 preview, and it looks like it's boobies  (nbc.com) (45)
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for showing them the irreverent holiday story of Atheists who donated money to Doctors Without Borders  (doubtfulnews.com) (4)


Tue December 13, 2011
(National Review) Asinine Herman Cain's downfall is the result of a culture whose morals have gone down the drain after the liberal sexual revolution. The takeaway here, obviously, is that husbands should not allow their wives to have any contact with other men  (nationalreview.com) (192)
(WWL) Amusing Saints Coach Sean Payton reveals what was behind the "phantom whistle" at the Titans game  (wwl.com) (106)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Deadline) Followup Although it's one of the worst reviewed films of the year, New Year's Eve finally manages to shove a stake through Twilight, taking the #1 spot at the box office while The Sitter flops and The Muppets hang on to the #4 spot  (deadline.com) (86)
(NYPost) Fail Lean Over: The Rev. Al Sharpton's nonprofit paid him nearly $242,000 - even as it carried $1.6 million in debt. Most of the money woes stemmed from more than $880,000 in unpaid federal payroll taxes  (nypost.com) (75)


Sat December 10, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting How do you spot fake online product reviews? Why not pour yourself a nice, refreshing glass of Tuscan Whole Milk, read this article, and find out?  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (78)
(Some Guy) Interesting Vocal fry becomes more prevalent in speech, hears what you did there  (news.sciencemag.org) (46)


Fri December 09, 2011
(News.com.au) Interesting Greek economic figures revised upward, from "dead" to "massive ouzo hangover"  (news.com.au) (23)
(Bloomberg) Fail Texas Instruments revenue falls, discovers it's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down  (bloomberg.com) (9)
(Fox News) Obvious An interview with an airline "revenue manager", the guy who makes sure those $49 fares are never available when you log on  (foxnews.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Cool Inventors of a new revolutionary substance claim that it can keep things from getting wet. For generations married men knew of this substance, and called it wedding cake  (digg.com) (57)
(BBC) Misc Now that a pack of smokes cost $15 in New York, the city has revealed their next target: Roll your own cigarettes. Suck it smokers. Suck it hard  (bbc.co.uk) (362)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Washington Post) Followup For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but be forever protected from government plots to embed GPS tracking devices in their bodies  (washingtonpost.com) (105)
(Slate) Strange Collection of Newt Gingrich's doodles reveals the inner man (slide show)  (slate.com) (153)
(Guardian) Amusing NBA players won't be tested for pot in order to prevent half the players in the league from being suspended  (guardian.co.uk) (21)
(io9) Cool Nichelle Nichols reveals that the role of Spock as originally written was gender-neutral. How does she know? She auditioned for the role. What other roles would have been interesting if the gender had been flipped?  (io9.com) (108)
(The Register) Amusing Greenplum previews unified Hadoop biz-intel stack BRITISH-LIKE TYPING DETECTED  (theregister.co.uk) (22)
(The New York Times) Scary Alert mailroom staff intercepts letter bomb intended for Deutsche Bank CEO Josef Ackermann, prevent him from becoming Ack-Ackermann  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (35)
(Washington Post) Followup Air Force admits that they buried far more ashes of U.S. servicemen in a landfill than previously acknowledged. Oops, sorry families, their bad again  (washingtonpost.com) (72)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Danica Patrick sunbathing in Maui gets male pulses revved up, engines started  (dailymail.co.uk) (92)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Boing Boing) Weird A critical review of cat-butt coffee. Why is there lipstick all over the coffee cup?  (boingboing.net) (89)


Sat December 03, 2011
(BBC) Interesting Scientist discusses how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes  (bbc.co.uk) (22)


Fri December 02, 2011
(People Magazine) Sad Bill McKinney, the actor who told Ned Beatty to "squeal like a pig" in Deliverance, has died at 80. He'll be forever remembered in the annals of cinema  (people.com) (41)
(Telegraph) Cool Rembrandt painting identified by X-Ray analysis; self-portrait revealed to be underneath later work by unknown artist. Baby. That's just the way it is, baby  (telegraph.co.uk) (20)
(CBC) Followup Not only will apple juice kill you with arsenic, it will also make you fat. Fark's previous recommendation of substituting beer continues with additional oomph  (cbc.ca) (55)
(SeattlePI) Strange "Forever 21" clothing chain under fire for selling replica of "Flipper" shirt Kurt Cobain drew and then wore on SNL in 1992  (blog.seattlepi.com) (88)
(The New York Times) Asinine The banker as predator, a confession: "...they looked for less savvy borrowers - those with less education, without previous mortgage experience, or without fluent English - and nudged them toward subprime loans"  (nytimes.com) (27)
(Gawker) Amusing Jon Stewart reveals that Mitt Romney also has a mistress: Mitt Romney  (gawker.com) (17)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Jezebel) Sad The secret daughter of Loretta Young and Clark Gable has passed away. In honor of Judy Lewis this submitter will not be revealed for 31 years  (jezebel.com) (29)
(Some Guy) Obvious Mike Martz blames players for not executing plays. I mean, who CAN'T execute a double reverse triple option screen flippity flop properly?   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Amusing "Blakeney had previously admitted causing criminal damaging to an inflatable duck costume " Bonus: prosecutors name  (birminghammail.net) (26)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Nanowerk) Sad Good: putting zinc oxide on your nose helps prevent skin cancer. Bad: zinc oxide nanoparticles can create other cancers. In a related story, cancer is a relentless, cruel biatch  (nanowerk.com) (27)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Newt Gingrich likes to write off his previous support of an individual mandate as an indiscretion from the 90s. But he supported the idea as lately as 2008, the same year Democrats started talking about implementing it  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Amusing Residents in a conservative South Carolina city sue neighbor over what they say are "unreasonably loud" activities. Late-night revelry? Brothel? No. A church  (greenvilleonline.com) (76)
(Daily Mail) Interesting The new woman accusing Cain: History of financial problems? Check. Currently in debt? Check. Falsely accused others in past? Check. Lost a libel suit when she previously made a similar accusation? Check. Media: so she's trustworthy, right?  (dailymail.co.uk) (271)
(The Register) Cool Worldwide nerdgasm occurs after NASA reveals specs on their "powerful laser heat-ray disintegrator blaster"  (theregister.co.uk) (34)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Yesterday's Democratic ads against Mitt Romney may have given us a preview of the 2012 elections   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Miranda Kerr reveals how to get Orlando Bloom in the mood. Step one: Be Miranda Kerr. Two: Wear dwarf outfit and carry large axe  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup The first operating U.S. nuclear plant shut down because of an earthquake has reopened to glowing reviews  (wtkr.com) (40)
(Washington Post) Obvious The myth of the Norquist-controlled anti-tax monolith persists not because of cynicism and perversity but because of the inability to tell the difference between tax revenue and tax rates  (washingtonpost.com) (146)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Townhall) Obvious The Reagan Doctrine ought to be revived, renewed and applied by the next occupant of the Oval Office to the clear and present dangers of the 21st century  (townhall.com) (239)
(UPI) Silly Yet another survey of office douchebaggery reveals lunch theft and sneezing into the boss' coffee. Douchebags  (upi.com) (90)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Cops gonna cop) Sick Sticking that video game in your waist band while trying to prevent your grandson from being injured in a Black Friday mob? You better believe that's a beating  (myfoxphoenix.com) (102)


Thu November 24, 2011
(ESPN) Fail The Buffalo Sabres exact revenge on Milan Lucic for "running" Ryan Miller. Just kidding, Paul Gaustad was sent out to fight Lucic and got beaten down. Bruins win 10th straight  (sports.espn.go.com) (72)
(Washington Post) Unlikely Comic book fandom is stunned after previously-dead character is returned to life  (washingtonpost.com) (79)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Forbes) Interesting The revolution will not be subjected to binding arbitration  (forbes.com) (10)
(Discovery) Followup Lost Russian probe phones Australia, reverses charges  (news.discovery.com) (29)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Globe and Mail) Interesting Study shows government revenue is inversely proportional to number of witches  (theglobeandmail.com) (24)
(ABC) Asinine Rush Limbaugh finally and irrevocably Goes There, says NASCAR fans booed Michelle Obama because they hate her "Uppityism". Yes, he really actually said that, using his out loud voice and everything  (abcnews.go.com) (411)
(The New York Times) Obvious Customer funds missing from the collapsed trading firm MF Global may be more than $1.2 billion, almost double the previous estimates. CEO Jon S. Corzine, everyone's still looking at you  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (22)


Sun November 20, 2011
(CNN) Asinine Newt Gingrich: Laws preventing child labor are "truly stupid"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (529)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Some Sparkly Guy) Amusing The nicest, most positive review of a Twilight movie you'll ever read. All that despite the fact that the reviewer hated it  (pajiba.com) (103)
(ZDNet) Obvious Kindle Fire review: For $200 you get half an iPad. Unfortunately, the half they left out is all the stuff that makes an iPad awesome  (zdnet.com) (162)
(Short List) Strange 30 inexplicably damning reviews for awesome movies. More Ebert can be expected  (shortlist.com) (172)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Telegraph) Stupid After three years of intense scrutiny, the EU claims that water can not, in fact, prevent dehydration  (telegraph.co.uk) (57)
(io9) Interesting Joss Whedon reveals Marvel's strict set of rules for handling Nick Fury in The Avengers  (io9.com) (63)
(Washington Post) Interesting AOL revamps AIM by adding photos and video. Customers can finally get to see what the other 9 users look like  (washingtonpost.com) (24)
(News.com.au) Asinine Swiss court rules to fine all hikers in the Alps who show their crevasse  (news.com.au) (49)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Gizmodo) Hero Team Pie forever  (gizmodo.com) (19)
(Life.com) Cool Old and busted: Classic photos. New hotness: Previously unseen photos from classic shoots. (Pssst. Marilyn Monroe is sexy. Pass it on.)  (life.com) (38)
(YouTube) Cool Revamp your tin foil hat...with a Tesla coil  (youtube.com) (13)


Wed November 16, 2011
(CBC) Fail If you're going to secretly place motion sensitive cameras in trees to spy on someone, make sure the flash is turned off first. Also, deleting crime photos from the memory cards of previous stakeouts won't hurt either  (cbc.ca) (62)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Amazon) Florida Casey Anthony Prosecutor Jeff Ashton's Book Drops Today. As far as reviews go, the jury's still out, but I think we can assume they'll get it wrong  (amazon.com) (53)
(ESPN) Spiffy Who will round out the Euro 2012 field? Will the USA get revenge against Slovenia? This is your Euro 2012 qualifying/World Cup 2014 qualifying/international friendly super-thread  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (124)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Previously conjoined twins leave hospital, now set to go their separate ways  (news.yahoo.com) (12)
(Washington Post) Sad It's the beginning of the end for Community as NBC puts it on midseason hiatus to make way for the return of 30 Rock. Evil Troy and evil Abed finally get their revenge  (washingtonpost.com) (137)


Mon November 14, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool New stills for Pixar's Brave reveal the Halloween and cosplay costumes you'll be seeing for the next five years  (iheartchaos.com) (45)
(io9) Interesting Ape hand gestures reveal where humans evolved language. Read between the lines, pal  (io9.com) (16)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Frontline) Video Female reporter risks her life to report on conditions inside the uprising in Syria. The revolution will be televised  (pbs.org) (28)
(Canoe) Sick The Citadel reveals that it went full-Penn State  (cnews.canoe.ca) (121)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting Revolutionary ultrasonic nozzle will change the way water cleans. Don't be a douche, check it out  (sciencedaily.com) (33)
(Deadspin) Video BBC reports on Penn State scandal, uses extremely unfortunate abbreviation for "assistant coach"  (deadspin.com) (20)
(ESPN) Spiffy Will Penn State or Nebraska prevail in the AWKward Bowl? Can Texas Tech knock off another #2? Will Wisconsin score 100 on Minnesota? And the biggest game of the day is in the Pac-12? It's college football  (scores.espn.go.com) (2076)
(Short List) Strange 30 inexplicably glowing reviews for unwatchably bad movies. Yes, Ebert features more than once  (shortlist.com) (198)


Fri November 11, 2011
(New York Magazine) Followup A collection of reviews for Adam Sandler's latest awful film, Jack and Jill: "I was gritting my teeth 15 minutes in"  (nymag.com) (77)
(Komo) Asinine Telemarketing agency raises millions for breast cancer prevention, $10 million of which mysteriously disappears. Telemarketers ask to be taken off of investigator's call list  (komonews.com) (51)
(Deadspin) Interesting Penn state attorney who reviewed the 1998 allegations against Jerry Sandusky also happened to represent the Second Mile at the time. Huh. That was convenient  (deadspin.com) (624)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing "(The Immortals) wasn't historically accurate," grumbled a woman in the elevator after the sneak preview. "I guess that's what we deserve for using free tickets we got at a Blackhawks game"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (78)
(Daily Mail) Interesting "By the age of 17, most girls have had surgery": Behind-the-scenes at Colombia fashion week reveals butt implants and "mountains of cocaine"  (dailymail.co.uk) (607)
(Some Guy) Amusing Maury Povich wants to reveal the results of the Justin Bieber paternity test on his show. Personally, I don't think Bieber has the soul to do a truly epic "Not The Father" dance   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (45)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Perhaps the only good things to come out of the Sandusky scandal are the fake Amazon reviews of his book  (amazon.com) (76)
(Daily Mail) Misc Four men reveal how they were duped into fathering children without any say in the matter. Blah blah blah, shut up and write the check, deadbeat  (dailymail.co.uk) (164)
(Gothamist) Sad Only five years until climate change is irreversible... like my raincoat  (gothamist.com) (144)


Wed November 09, 2011
(ESPN) Sad HOF basketball player Ed Macauley dies at 83. Was traded by the Celtics for Bill Russell. Boston fans forever indebted  (espn.go.com) (9)


Tue November 08, 2011
(YouTube) Video High-ranking writer reveals ABC executives are dumbing down "Pan Am" to viewers. How does one dumb down a five-head?  (youtube.com) (29)
(National Journal) Interesting Congress upset when White House threatens to reveal their secret earmark requests. Subby upset this isn't already being done  (nationaljournal.com) (113)
(Onion AV Club) Amusing A review of the new Evanescence album: "Amy Lee bellows like a vampire princess that's been hurled into the bottomless reaches of hell, managing the singular feat of sounding ridiculous and joyless simultaneously"  (avclub.com) (119)


Sun November 06, 2011
(New York Daily News) Scary UN atomic agency to reveal proof of Iranian nuclear warhead work. EVERYBODY PANIC IN A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER  (nydailynews.com) (141)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing Entertainment Weekly reviewer gives "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" an A, immediately apologizes for doing so  (insidemovies.ew.com) (31)


Fri November 04, 2011
(WTOP) Weird Scientists have discovered that female trout have more in common with your mom than previously thought  (wtop.com) (7)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Dumbass Bachmann says libtards are so powerful, they reversed time and caused the bank crisis to appear to happen under the GOP's watch  (startribune.com) (94)
(Slate) Silly The National Restaurant Association hasn't realized that NRA belongs to another, even more gun-happy fringe group. This and other abbreviations that are shared by two very different groups  (slate.com) (74)
(Science Daily) Cool New ISS camera reveals the cosmic shore, which is full of obnoxious orange Guido planets  (sciencedaily.com) (13)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Obvious New study reveals that if your wife doesn't take your last name after marrying you, it's not because she's a feminist. She just doesn't like your last name  (mnn.com) (211)
(CNNGo) Sick Disturbingly popular trend in China has couples wearing matching outfits wherever they go. As if China hasn't already manufactured enough products that make you sick  (cnngo.com) (116)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup A third woman has now come forward to reveal she was sexually harrassed by Cain. Who knew there were so many racist women?  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (153)
(Some Bubba) Followup Autopsy reveals that NFL legend and "Police Academy" star Bubba Smith died from drug intoxication. Co-star Michael Winslow makes a sad slide whistle noise  (digitalspy.com) (11)
(Entertainment Weekly) Followup JK Rowling reveals why she did what she did to Hagrid and Lupin in the books  (insidemovies.ew.com) (120)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Proof that the GOP WILL entertain revenue increases to reduce the deficit. Really, really tiny proof  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (123)


Tue November 01, 2011
(The Raw Story) Scary Japan lawmaker drinks water from Fukushima plant, gives glowing review  (rawstory.com) (48)
(Main Street Plaza) Asinine Alan Osmond reveals the secret behind the legendary Osmonds machismo  (latterdaymainstreet.com) (9)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Wall Street says it's just come up with a revolutionary idea: Free music with profits coming from concerts. You know, the idea that's been pushed by music fans for well over a decade  (allthingsd.com) (56)
(JSOnline) Obvious Cain's smoking ad campaign manager, who was previously busted for multiple campaign violations in Wisconsin, may have committed campaign violations in Wisconsin  (jsonline.com) (151)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Scientists track dopamine release in brain at microsecond level to reveal why you chose a hot pocket over ramen noodles even though it burns your mouth like nuclear lava every time  (medicalxpress.com) (30)


Fri October 28, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Silly Hey, instead of trying to find a GOP candidate that can defeat Obama in the next election, why not just file a lawsuit that will prevent Obama from running? What could possibly go wrong?  (wnd.com) (154)
(Reuters) Spiffy Man revived after being clinically dead for 63 minutes, subsequently bites rescuers and stumbles off in search of brains  (reuters.com) (15)
(Daily Mail) Sad Billy Joel's daughter Alexa reveals she picked up something going down Easter  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Thu October 27, 2011
(KENS5) Fail Apparently, Target's loss prevention program missed that "just loading up a cart and walking out of the store" scenario  (kens5.com) (59)
(Popular Science) Cool Passive-walking robot can stroll downhill forever with no power source. I've got one of those, too. It's called a Slinky  (popsci.com) (41)
(I Heart Chaos) Scary Things that will haunt your nightmares forever: Callista Gingrich holding a giant axe  (iheartchaos.com) (80)
(ESPN) Obvious Indianapolis Colts team president Bill Polian defends Jim Caldwell from criticism and, in doing so, reveals to Peyton fanboys that the team actually isn't "everybody from last year except Peyton"  (espn.go.com) (38)
(Radio Netherlands Worldwide) Cool Bad idea: Granting amnesty for dictatorship's human rights violations, like Uruguay's parliament did in 1986. Good idea: Un-granting previously granted amnesty, like Uruguay's parliament did Tuesday  (rnw.nl) (18)
(CBS News) Interesting New interview reveals that last year billionaire Bernie Madoff and his wife tried to make one more killing  (cbsnews.com) (34)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Among the revelations in the Steve Jobs bio, he told Rupert Murdoch that Fox News is the most evil thing in America  (9to5mac.com) (158)
(Discover) Interesting Moving to a better neighborhood can be as effective as drugs in preventing obesity. You sound stationary   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (22)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Study finds a woman's walk reveals her orgasmic history -- coming or going  (suntimes.com) (137)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary We live in a scary world. There's the omnipresent threat of international terrorism. The looming specter of global economic collapse. A surge of vaccine-resistant diseases. And Baxter, a Westie-bichon frise mix who poops wherever he wants  (washingtonpost.com) (151)


Mon October 24, 2011
(kmbc.com) Followup "Upon further review of the case, okay, fine." Insurance firm agrees to pay Joplin survivor  (kmbc.com) (96)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Turns out it's the Muslim Brotherhood that's behind OWS, and not reverse vampires as was previously reported   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (92)
(The New York Times) Spiffy "The great thing about the new I.T. revolution is that it makes it easier and cheaper than ever for anyone anywhere to be an entrepreneur. And despite all of our challenges, it is happening here in America"  (nytimes.com) (45)
(You will go blind) Obvious More time outdoors, less masturbation may help kids prevent vision problems  (medicalxpress.com) (23)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists claim ancient spear lodged in mastodon skeleton proves humans populated North America 1,000 years earlier than previously thought. Still looking for foot-powered cars and record players made from birds  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)


Sun October 23, 2011
(ABC27) Asinine "If these two should not marry, speak now or forever hold your peace." "I Object" "That's it you are getting thrown out of my wedding, mom"  (abc27.com) (159)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting To prevent liver disease, doctors now recommend three alcohol-free days a week. Of course, it's all on a case-by-case basis  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Fri October 21, 2011
(The Hairpin) Amusing Your guide to decoding movie reviews  (thehairpin.com) (53)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Leftist Apple fanboys' heads asplode as Steve Jobs is revealed as having advised Obama he was headed for a one-term presidency unless he stopped shiatting on business and busted the teachers' unions  (huffingtonpost.com) (277)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Apparently a glossy, commercialized version of the revolution WILL be televised   (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (59)
(My Fox DC) Sick Sometimes scientific pioneers are jailed because their ideas are revolutionary and misunderstood. Other times they are jailed for defecating on an electric heater  (myfoxdc.com) (30)


Wed October 19, 2011
(TMZ) PSA A trainwreck in the making. Live courtroom feed of Lindsay Lohan probation revocation hearing  (tmz.com) (309)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious USPS revives the idea of a one-cent tax on each email. Just kidding. But the price of a stamp is going to $.45 in January  (news.yahoo.com) (103)
(Lohud.com) Sad New York moves to change test-grading rules to prevent rampant cheating...by the teachers  (lohud.com) (21)
(Fox News) Hero Supreme Court agrees to review Stolen Valor Act, raising the hopes of decorated marine core soldiers such as myself who have for so long had to suffer the fakes and posers around us with little recourse. Sempur Fie  (foxnews.com) (322)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Salon) Obvious Glenn Greenwald, on folks publicly confused about #Occupy's demands: "Anyone who expressed difficulty seeing or understanding what motivates these protests revealed many things about themselves. None is flattering"  (salon.com) (313)
(Short List) Fail Steven Seagal becomes deputy sheriff of Texan town to prevent illegal immigration, not stop terrorists from seizing forms of transportation  (shortlist.com) (141)
(MSNBC) Cool Surprisingly Earth-like features revealed on Saturn's moon #OccupyTitan  (msnbc.msn.com) (67)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Starpulse) Spiffy Salma Hayek reveals just how she stays sexy as hell at 45  (starpulse.com) (57)

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