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Wed January 25, 2012
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Florida retirees confused by how to fix Social Security, along with the Google, rock music, and their VCRs
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boston.com
)
(72)
Sun January 22, 2012
Baby Boomers, who refused to save for retirement, ran up the national debt and bankrupted Social Security, have told their kids "The only 'inheritance' you'll get is the bill for all the debt we've run up"
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(323)
Fri January 20, 2012
Peyton Manning could be mulling over retirement, may seek new career as Dan Marino
(
msn.foxsports.com
)
(73)
(UFC)
Can Melvin Guillard win a fight that matters? Will Jorge Rivera win his retirement fight? Can Pat Barry not get submitted? Its your UFC on FX thread. (6:00 ET for prelims on Fuel TV, 9:00 on FX for Main card)
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ufc.com
)
(365)
Economists surprised that Americans are raiding their .010% interest bearing savings accounts
(
reuters.com
)
(14)
Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Geezer)
Liquor license granted to retirement home. Sorry kids, you can't visit grandma today. She's still sleeping off all those gin rickeys from bingo night
(
dailycamera.com
)
(40)
Thu January 05, 2012
Unfortunately, each dimebag comes with a long, rambling story usually involving an onion and a belt
(
spiegel.de
)
(48)
Sun January 01, 2012
According to the people who put their money where their mouth is Obama is 54% likely to be elected, Dems have only a 20% chance of keeping the Senate but they've now got a 33% shot at taking the House. So bet the over
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(94)
Tue December 20, 2011
This kid has already saved more for retirement than you earned by the time you turned 14
(
finance.yahoo.com
)
(120)
Wed December 07, 2011
Love the cold and snow and hate paying taxes? Has Maine got a retirement plan for you
(
boston.com
)
(50)
Wed November 23, 2011
Brian Ching : "I'd rather retire than play for Montreal if I'm selected by them in the expansion draft" Montreal : "With the first pick of the expansion draft, we select Brian Ching"
(
chron.com
)
(77)
Tue November 22, 2011
Gingrich calls for replacing Social Security with private accounts. Also thinks his new "Chuck Taylor kicks" make him look "pretty fly", and says he can't wait to get a piece of the upcoming IPO for Pets.com
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(316)
Thu November 17, 2011
When it comes to retiring for most older people in the workforce, the new reality is: 80 is the new 65
(
ca.news.yahoo.com
)
(201)
Sun November 13, 2011
Just ahead of their IPO, Zynga CEO suddenly decides some of his employees are "under-performing" and have a choice of giving back their stock options or being fired. No word on whether they get an in-game tree as a consolation prize
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(90)
Sat November 12, 2011
Photoshop Challenge: Create a retirement home for Fark cliches
(
fark.com
)
(54)
Wed November 09, 2011
University of North Dakota will no longer Sioux NCAA to keep their nickname
(
washingtonpost.com
)
(97)
Mon October 24, 2011
(WPTV 5)
"I'm no hero" says the 94 year old woman who fought a fire at her retirement home
(
wptv.com
)
(22)
Thu October 20, 2011
How to give a child retirement security. No, it doesn't involve telling him to work at Wal-Mart until he's 85
(
bloomberg.com
)
(34)
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