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23 headlines found matching 'retirement'
Tue July 15, 2014
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, Millennials-- Your Social Security dollars will ensure Baby Boomers can have a retirement. Now get off my lawn and get to work
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Sat July 12, 2014
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
News: Police break up party serving alcohol to over 50 people without a permit. Fark: at a retirement home
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Thu July 10, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Since his retirement from boxing, Riddick Bowe has settled into a new career as a Twitter troll
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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Yes we're in a tech bubble Here's how I know it (Featured Partner)
 
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
John Cena is champ again. Our bearded underdog announced his retirement. I guess it is 2011. Luckily for us, CM Punk's contract is nearly up so this will build to an epic...wait, where is he? Time for Raw's Plan B (8:00 pm EDT)
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
With Hayao Miyazaki's retirement, this could be the end of the greatest animation studio outside of America
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The seedy underbelly of Florida's retirement communities: "Every night is Saturday night in The Villages. And who's going to get pregnant?"
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Vance McAllister, that congressman caught on camera making out with a staffmember, may flip-flop on the whole retirement thing
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
American senior citizens now funding their retirement by turning gated communities into giant meth labs. Walter White predicted this (pics)
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Fri May 23, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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SHOCK OF SHAME: New Fitness Band Electrocutes You When You Fail. Masochistic Fat People Rejoice.
 
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tennessee bringing ole Sparky out of retirement
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Mon May 12, 2014
(The Information Daily)
 
 
 
Human rights group says killer robots should be kept out of policing and war and only used in retirement homes to push people down the stairs when they are no longer useful to society
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Wed May 07, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of Court employee to steal pension, life insurance and retirement benefits from another employee minutes after she dies
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Mon May 05, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Hi, my name is Poliomyelitis. You might remember me from my headline-grabbing roles in the 1930s and '40s. Well, I'd like to announce that I'm back from retirement and heading out on a new world tour. See you soon"
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Wed April 30, 2014
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Headline: In 20% of families, everyone is unemployed. BLS: if you count retirees and stay-at-home moms as "unemployed"
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida retirement community sinkhole 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Mon April 21, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
What do Dept. of Agriculture, the Railroad Retirement Board, the TVA, the Office of Personnel Management, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service all have in common? Hang on, someone's at the door
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
$360,000 salary employees go on strike, surprised about lack of popular support
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Mon April 14, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
New strain of performance-enhancing weed discovered
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Wed April 09, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Best plot to get rid of Obamacare, yet: Laughter is the best medicine. When you find out who is taking Obamacare subsidies, you will laugh so hard you won't even need Obamacare
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Tue April 08, 2014
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Mentally stimulating jobs keep the mind sharper during retirement years. Once again, more bad news for members of Congress
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Sat April 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
A handy chart to show you how much you should have for retirement by now. For those under 35, 'retirement' is a thing that used to happen at 65, after working at the same job for 35 - 40 years. Now... lunch break is over, back to that fryer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Still trying to get that whole 'Middle East Peace' deal under your retirement belt, John Kerry? Maybe it's you that needs a "reality check"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently Craig Ferguson's lawyers are the smartest litigators on the planet after having placed a "Letterman retirement clause" in his contract
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So apparently Hobby Lobby's retirement plan invests in contraception manufacturers. Still no birth-control pills for you, though, you wanton hussy
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