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14 headlines found matching 'retirement'
Sat July 11, 2015
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Last night, David Letterman made his first public appearance since retirement. He joined Steve Martin and Martin Short on stage to discuss Donald Trump. "Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he's starring in a movie called 'No Amigos.'"
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Sat July 04, 2015
(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Scientist claims he's found a cure for aging and has developed a drug so "we could all end up looking and feeling 24 years old again," and live to be at least 150. In other news, the retirement age has just been changed to 135
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Get ready for un-retirements number six, seven and eight
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Mon June 15, 2015
(Indianapolis Monthly)
 
 
 
David Letterman's first post-retirement interview. "I love fishing with my son. Any kind of trout fishing where you can stand in the river is just delightful. I don't know what I'm doing, but I can stand in the river. I'm pretty good at that"
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Sun June 07, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Generation X finally starting to care about something: their retirement funds
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Thu June 04, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New photo shows retirement is growing on David Letterman
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
MLB commissioner meets with Montreal's mayor about Expos 2.0 - because fark's sake, Tampa barely draws 10 grand now that there are no more Yankees on retirement tours
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Thu April 30, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs invests your retirement fund in questionable cryptocurrency futures. This is not a repeat of 2001-2008
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Will John Cena be able to win a Russian Chain Match? Will Randy Orton lose but then RKO Seth Rollins anyhow? Will we get a retirement speech out of Daniel Bryan? Dolph Ziggler kisses his first behind since Amy Schumer tonight at Extreme Rules 8pm EDT
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(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx: "Bands need to sign retirement contracts like we did"
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Tue April 21, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
One-third have almost no retirement savings, but the real story is the picture in the article
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times gives FARK a nod for this headline: "Troy Polamalu leaps head & shoulders into retirement"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie outlines his first major policy proposal, should he get the big chair: Instead of retirement, he's just gonna gobble up your grandmother. It's cheaper that way
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Troy Polamalu leaps head & shoulders into retirement
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