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55 headlines found matching 'retirement'
Wed February 14, 2018
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. "Benghazi Trey" Gowdy says, without getting smote by a bolt of divine lightning, that he is retiring from Congress because "I like jobs where facts matter. I like jobs where fairness matters"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former officer sues NYPD because the job made him fat and not his daily supply of doughnuts that would make Chris Christie blush
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Mon February 12, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
USAF now wants early retirement of the B-1 Lancer and B-2 $pirit, so they can fund the B-21 RoboRaider which is supposed to have lower acquisition and flying costs. Given the Pentagon's recent procurement woes - yeah, right
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Tue February 06, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Gronk's home SMASHED and Grabbed
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Sat February 03, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The only unions that seem to be immune to criticism are collecting massive pay for their do nothing members
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Did Half Scoop just admit his dad fired McCabe and used the Nunes memo to do it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mike Fisher comes out of retirement to rejoin the Nashville Predators. Carrie Underwood rejoices
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How Millennials will make retirement better for Baby Boomers
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Tue January 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obstruction of justice is a crime, but people engage in it because sometimes, it works, as evidenced by Andrew McCabe's "retirement"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Not content to stand idly by and let millennials have all the fun, baby boomers are killing the early bird special
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have an autoimmune disease causing me to suffer from a brain cloud. I'm 50, own a home and a car, saved for retirement, but can't work. I had to apply for Medicare; I feel doctors and friends look down on me. Should I be ashamed?"
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention, Americans: You need to have $1.5 million saved for retirement
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Thu January 25, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Crack, prostitutes and tats are in big demand at your local retirement community
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
After fifty years, Elton John announces his retirement from music
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Tue January 23, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suck it Boomers and Gen-Xers. 1 out of 6 Millennials have $100,000 in savings
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
"Help, I've fall...oh, airbag"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Sorry young yutes of America, the nation's reluctant septuagenarian workforce is here to stay
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Neil Diamond announces retirement from touring, citing Parkinson's Disease. Good times never seemed so good until now
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delaying retirement by just 6 months equals saving another 1% over 30 years, if you live long enough to retire, suckers
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eric Trump "didn't think retirement was possible," but now that his 401(k) is up 35 percent he may one day be able to enjoy his golden years sipping piña coladas in a Florida retirement condominium
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Tue January 16, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, With Barry awaiting trial for the murder of DeVoe, Iris is trapped by The Thinker. (CW 8ET) Later, Black Lightning, Jefferson Pierce is forced out of retirement when his daughter gets into the family business. (CW 9ET)
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Mon January 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to save for retirement the easy way does not involve lottery tickets
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Sat January 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Landon Donovan is now the Brett Favre of soccer, just like Brett Favre is the Larry Holmes of football, just like Larry Holmes is the Gordie Howe of boxing
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Thu January 11, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
People who can't drive will drive the self-driving revolution to, well, somewhere
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Thu January 04, 2018
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Just Dismissed. Bonus: peeps
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like Alex and Geddy found something to do in retirement
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Wed January 03, 2018
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
For those who think Gruden has been out too long, Vermeil actually went through the retirement-and-return twice before winning a Super Bowl
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Tue January 02, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Carson Palmer retires, leaving the Cardinals with no quarterback under contract for 2018
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Winner of NFL's "Most Punchable Face" award to retire
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Tue December 26, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
While you lord over gifts delivered via Amazon this holiday, remember the homeless nomads who sorted, packed, and shipped your goodies. If it weren't for these nomadic workers, you may have had a joyless Christmas this year
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Article suggests mandatory retirement age for members of Congress. Subby agrees, suggests yesterday
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Thu December 21, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of stealing $26,000 in gold bars from kitty litter box. Before you mock, ask yourself-when was the last time you dug through someone else's litter box looking for gold?
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump asks Americans, 'How's your 401(k)?' Here's the real answer
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Tue December 19, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Charlottesville police chief retires, plans to open Tiki bar
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Five bad habits that are keeping you broke
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Sun December 17, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"A Prairie Home Companion" renamed due to the whole Garrison Keillor sex scandal
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Thu December 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ryan: Americans must get busy producing and reproducing to fund baby boomer retirement
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Tue December 12, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Legendary NFL return-man Devin Hester calls it a career after 11 seasons, sprints to retirement
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) abruptly announces his retirement from Congress
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Got $1 million to retire? Here's how long it will last, by U.S. state
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Wed November 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger's heart will go on for football
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
See? This is why you need to save for retirement. So you don't end up getting arrested for running a prostitution ring from your retirement home
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
John Grisham announces immediate retirement
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Mon November 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carlos Beltran retires as a champion
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What are we to do with the swelling flood of geriatrics who need care? Maybe build a city just for them
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Sat November 11, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Highest paid federal employee gets a raise. No not him
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Thu November 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
More people retiring to Pittsburgh than Miami because when you don't have much time left you want every moment to feel like an eternity
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Wed November 08, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Dick says goodnight moon
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Minnesota's Science Museum will bring back their gift shop sweatshirts of the never-existed "brontosaurus" after one was featured in this season's Stranger Things
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Fri October 27, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
This is why you shouldn't count on Social Security
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Wed October 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwight Freeney to come out of retirement and will play for the Seattle Seahawks
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Administrators in one southern California school district have been receiving extra payments from a secret "profit sharing" fund for decades, and no one seems to know why. Not even the people receiving them
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Retiree spent £120k pension in 6 months on a car, gambling and drink. And the rest he wasted
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
In yet another blow to the retirement planning efforts of lower and middle class Americans, the cost of a Mega Millions lottery ticket is about to double
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans are retiring later and dying sooner. But at least they're sicker too
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