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60 headlines found matching 'retirement'
Mon March 27, 2017
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Only 18% of Americans are confident they have enough money to retire. The other 82% are only making minimum wage and don't have a prayer of ever calling it quits
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Sat March 25, 2017
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Ric Romero has come out of retirement under a fake name to let us all know that Harrison Ford was distracted when he flew over plane
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Fri March 24, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New poll sees optimism growing with age. 70-year-olds finally see retirement only 20 years away
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Now that the humans have conquered aging, we have all of eternity in which to try to take over the world"
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning begins campaign to run for U.S. Senate
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Fri March 17, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Oklahoma law allows Sen. Ralph Shortey to keep his state retirement even if convicted of prostitution with a minor
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Thu March 09, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Are we in a baby boomer retirement crisis? Short answer, yes and no
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
California firefighters making $400,000 a year finally have some money to burn
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spend your twilight years wasting away in a Margaritaville-themed retirement home
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Times Leader Online)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. It's just that 23000 coal miners and their dependents are about to lose their health insurance. I guess they should've just been born rich
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Factchecking of Trump's speech exceeds expectations by 17%
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"This is the danger of helping your Gen Y kids buy a house"
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Tue February 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
I see your Gorsuch and raise you a Garland
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The value of their house has made many people millionaires on paper. But when it comes to buying groceries, you can't eat it
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Miyazaki once again coming out of retirement. This is a repeat of the previous 5 times
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
David Ross' next retirement adventure: Playing for the Harlem Globetrotters
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The lieutenant governor gets a letter of resignation....from her husband
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Tue February 21, 2017
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
CSX decouples 1000 rail freight managers
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Sat February 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After over a year and a half since his last major league game, Nick Swisher announces his retirement now that's he's finally off the Indians' payroll
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Forget about yesterday's presser, Donnie is launching a new dog and pony show with four - count 'em, four - equally untalented contestants. Don't miss the new season of NSA Apprentice
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Thu February 16, 2017
(NY1)
 
 
 
Rumor has it that for only the second time in the history of the Westminster Dog Show a German Shepherd wins Best in Show. Rumor also has it that she wanted steak at Sardi's
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Wed February 15, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Your first Social Security check will be smaller than you anticipated. That is all
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret service director announces retirement, in a move that has nothing to do with Trump's paranoia about White House leaks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
RT sends tweet congratulating Ambassador to Glorious Motherland a happy retirement
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If immigration is cut due to Brexit, the average Briton will have to work until he or she is in the mid-70s before retirement is even achievable
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump's economic plan calling for 25 million new American jobs in the next decade and four percent annual growth only works if everybody in America works 80 hours a week until they're 90 because no immigration. Here comes the demographics
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer are 'Snatched', which unfortunately is not a sequel to 'Snatch'
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Mon February 06, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina woman is giving away the farm ... for a 200-word essay
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Striking union workers in upstate New York who voted for Donald Trump can't understand why he isn't helping them out, and is instead having dinner with the hedge fund managers that rolled back their retirement and healthcare plans
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Wed February 01, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
This just in: some older workers will not be ready for retirement
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Mon January 30, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
30 years later, players on SB-winning 1986 Giants report incredible closeness, along with worrisome physical and mental struggles in retirement. Phil Simms: "I thought my generation and my group of players was going to avoid it and I was wrong"
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Thu January 26, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants you to know he totally fired those quitters first
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Tue January 24, 2017
(WalletHub)
 
 
 
WalletHub has ranked all the states, best to worst, for retirement. Don't care, still not moving there
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
World's largest investor points out that economies based on consumer spending should probably not tell those consumers to go fark themselves
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger considering retirement after postseason slaying by Patriots
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(TSN)
 
 
 
After 18 years, 63,369 passing yds, 435 TDs & 2 Grey Cups, CFL great Henry Burris is smilin' his way into retirement
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Sun January 15, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 103: Hall of Famer BJ Penn comes out of retirement to fight Yair Rodriguez. Also Joe Lauzon vs Marcin Held. Fight Pass prelims at 6:15 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I admit that Donald Trump has me worried about the administration's impact on the economy and the stock market. Would it be wise to move my retirement fund out of mutual funds and into something safer with more modest returns for a few months?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Derrick Rose fined after going AWOL from the New York Knicks, saying he "needed space." Apparently he was referring to the vast emptiness between his ears
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The last flying 747 will be retired by United this year, ahead of schedule but with some sort of ceremony: "It is the end of an era for U.S. airlines, which largely relied on the 747 for mass-market air travel since its debut in the 1970s"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Retirement home for prostitutes helps them get back on their feet
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Subby's only racing cousin announces retirement. So long CORAAALLL
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Fri January 06, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Steve Smith's mic drop retirement letter: "This is to notify you that as of today I, Steve Smith Sr., will no longer be antagonizing defensive backs. I am retiring from the National Football League"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The guys who created the 401K and set the stage for companies to stop paying actual pensions want you to know that they see now why that was a really bad idea. "Sorry, our bad"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
After 14 years and 122 quarterback takedowns, Indianapolis Colts Pro Bowl linebacker Robert Mathis announces his retirement. NFL players respond with a sack full of tribute letters
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. The Boomers have another gift for Millennials
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tour de France winner and 8-time Olympic medalist Bradley Wiggins announces his retirement from all forms of cycling, including taking out the recycling at home
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Diane Rehm's last show is today, yet she's already wondering if retirement was a good idea. Yuuuuge doubts
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Thu December 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This week's New York corruption arrest features blackjack. And hookers. And $2 billion in state pension money
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
The History Channel takes time out of its busy schedule running programs about aliens and pawn stars to declare the 2016 election as the first to be influenced by a foreign power
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sex robots should be put in old people's homes, claims researcher facing retirement
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Social Security benefits for retirees being garnished to pay for student loan debt. And there you were, thinking your degree in improvisational dog ballet would pay off once you hung up your Starbucks barista apron
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You better start saving up a lot more for retirement
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Thu December 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trump is populating his Cabinet with retired generals, which one international affairs expert says violates democratic norms and puts him at risk of being toppled in a military coup"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Social Security may be barely alive, but here is a plan to keep it going for the next 75 years
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Mon December 05, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dallas decides to save money the Trump Way, by simply not paying pensions
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
According to Secretary of Education candidate Betsy DeVos's family, police, fire and teacher retirements must be eliminated
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Fri December 02, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Did Fark's favorite Silicon Valley crazy-eyed fraudulent medical "entrepreneur" just get a lifeline from Trump's Defense pick?
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
New World Champion decides he has enough money to live on for the rest of his life without risking death every other Sunday
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Mon November 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coalminers overwhelmingly voted for Republicans as their champions. Republicans now in office prepared to overwhelmingly kill their pensions and health benefits
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