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Headlines matching 'retirement'

Tue March 09, 2010

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Half of Americans have less than 10K saved for retirement. Those who have more will no doubt be asked to share their pie (money.cnn.com)	(781)

Fri March 05, 2010

Simon & Garfunkel to launch "Retirement is Expensive" tour (starpulse.com)

(30)

Thu March 04, 2010

Tiger's caddy announces his retirement (deadspin.com)

(33)

Tue February 23, 2010

(Grannies from Hell)

Bad to the bone retiree talks her fellow retirees into crashing a biker bar. Go granny, go (nbcchicago.com)

(71)

Mon February 22, 2010

82 year-old Paul Volcker endorses increasing the retirement age for Social Security, lands a roundhouse kick on the mortgage market (businessweek.com)

(113)

Fri February 12, 2010

		After history has had time to reflect, Frank Thomas will be remembered as the greatest slugger of his generation. The Big Hurt to officially announce retirement Friday morning (sports.espn.go.com)	(89)
		Patrick Kennedy announces retirement, meaning that 2011 will be the first year since 1947 that no Kennedys are in Congress (washingtonpost.com)	(102)

Wed February 10, 2010

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see that the IQ of Congress will drop another 80% this fall with the retirement of its only nuclear physicist representative (congress.blogs.foxnews.com)

(42)

Tue February 09, 2010

(The Daily Beast)

"Thank you for your service, Justice Ginsburg, and good luck in your retirement. But before you go, please join me in welcoming your replacement, Justice Hillary Clinton" (thedailybeast.com)

(249)

Thu January 28, 2010

The truth behind the Scorpions' retirement comes out: Their manager said it was "time to stop rocking." Come on, they had years left in them. YEARS I SAY (contactmusic.com)

(22)

Mon January 25, 2010

(Salem News)

It's awfully nice to be able to give yourself a raise, especially if you've lost more public money than anyone else (salemnews.com)

(20)

Sun January 24, 2010

Playboy's Miss April 1989, 40, found dead in her mobile home. Another black eye for the Playmate Retirement Plan (blog.cleveland.com)

(188)

Wed January 13, 2010

Winner of the 2009 Brett Favre Retirement Award goes to Junior Seau (670thescore.stats.com)

(18)

Fri January 08, 2010

Asking 75-year olds to take college classes does not turn luxury retirement condos into school dormitories for purposes of zoning law. Nice try, though (metrowestdailynews.com)

(28)

Wed January 06, 2010

		Chris Dodd's retirement could actually help the Democrats hold on to his Senate seat (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(60)
		Senator Chris Dodd to announce he's retiring ahead of re-election (msnbc.msn.com)	(329)

Tue January 05, 2010

		Senator Byron Dorgan (D-ND) announces his retirement but fails to specify whether next week's stories about him will involve pages, bribes, or wide stance (thehill.com)	(109)
		Randy Johnson announces retirement. Birds, photographers rejoice (sports.espn.go.com)	(87)

Thu December 31, 2009

"Do you want to spend your life (and have your kids spend their lives) to pay ever-increasing taxes for teacher, cop, and bureaurat retirements at early ages? Especially while you're expected to fully fund your own?" (reason.com)

(242)

Sun December 27, 2009

And lo, the Hand of Tebow reached forth and converted the retirement to an indefinite leave of absence. Yea verily

(sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

(67)

Fri December 25, 2009

(Some Guy)

Elderly couple meets in retirement home, falls in love, and marries on Christmas Eve. Cue Frank Capra (ksdk.com)

(23)

Tue December 22, 2009

Ford, having somehow failed to get cost-cutting concessions from owners of its competitors in contract negotiations, offers to just buy them all out (reuters.com)

(86)

Fri December 18, 2009

		Dave Mustaine says neck problems, the silliness of eighties metal are making him consider retirement (contactmusic.com)	(29)
(abc15.com)		Teacher takes students choiring, then treats them to lunch at Hooters, which leads to her early retirement. Busted (abc15.com)	(221)

Sat December 12, 2009

		Cardinals fans can look forward to Tony LaRussa as coach despite his eligibility for retirement after next season. Alternatively, Cubs fans can look forward to blaming Lou Piniella for the 103rd straight disappointing season (chicagotribune.com)	(18)
		Kraftwerk say they'll never quit, which is great because their music would be perfect for a retirement community (contactmusic.com)	(40)

Mon December 07, 2009

SignOn San Diego has a laugh at Fark's cheap shot Mangino retirement headline (signonsandiego.com)

(0)

Thu December 03, 2009

Men nearing retirement 'happier than women.' Women nearing retirement 'watching pool boy' (news.bbc.co.uk)

(78)

Sun November 29, 2009

(Some Guy)

The Argus Leader gets a kick out of Fark's Iverson retirement/not-retirement headline (last item) (argusleader.com)

(2)

Sat November 28, 2009

In a completely unforeseen development, AI's "retirement" was about as permanent as Brett Favre's first, second, and fifth "retirements". What we talkin' 'bout? Retirement? How silly is that? (msn.foxsports.com)

(20)

Thu November 26, 2009

		Yankee Stadium announcer Bob Sheppard announces his retirement after 50 years on the job and 99 years on earth. No catchy headline needed, just respect where it's due (newyork.yankees.mlb.com)	(56)
		Less than 24 hours after trumpeting his Allen Iverson retirement scoop, Stephen A. Smith is backtracking, reporting that Iverson is having a "change of heart" (sportsbybrooks.com)	(21)

Sat November 21, 2009

Now that news of Oprah's retirement has set in, the question arises: who will replace the void she leaves? Subby's guess: Rosie O'Donnell. They're both about the same size (hollywoodinsider.ew.com)

(22)

Fri November 20, 2009