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46 headlines found matching 'retirement'
Tue June 28, 2016
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Portland Police Chief was NOT DRUNK when he shot his lifelong friend and then lied about it. Does that make it better or worse?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Teacher overpaid quarter of a million euros. No one notices... including her
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Obama could enjoy retirement as the owner of an NBA team
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
David Ortiz says he now regrets going public with retirement decision. Brett Favre: No problem, I've done it four times
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Sat June 11, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
So are you making as much money as you should for your age group? Here are five different age groups and median incomes by gender
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
PA voters say judges should retire at 70. Lawmakers dismiss public decision and rewrite question and put new misleading question on November ballot.This will keep happening until the voters get it right
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Trial about cop porn will make you reach for popcorn
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Tue May 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of the Baader Meinhof Group are out committing robberies to fund their retirement. Dang terrorists never save properly
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Steven Soderbergh comes out of retirement to team with NASCAR to make a redneck Ocean's Eleven starring Katherine Heigl, Daniel Craig and Channing Tatum about a heist at Charlotte Motor Speedway, most likely involving Brian France's cocaine
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Thu May 26, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Rumors are swirling that Tiger Woods is seriously considering retirement. Which should give him plenty of time to hit the early-bird specials at Perkins
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Senators block Obama Administration rules making financial advisors put customers' interests first because the elderly don't really need retirement savings
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Memo to French Open officials: If you're going to announce the career retirement of a player, you might want to check with her first
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Despite being more than 70 years old, Carl Gustav is being dragged out of retirement by the U.S. Army and into combat in Afghanistan and Iraq
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
BBC discovers the dingle peninsula, Morley Safer finds peace in retirement, and Farkers are exposed to Maybellween, a new lipsdick: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines Of The Week for 5/15 to 5/21
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Sun May 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, you have a defined benefit pension plan and you think it's so much more secure than risking your money in the markets with a 401(k) or similar defined contribution plan? Yeah, about that
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Thu May 19, 2016
(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Morley Safer's first week of retirement gets off to a bad start
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Just because your neighbor won't illuminate the American flag on his mailbox at night according to federal code doesn't give you the right to steal it and hand it over to the Veterans of Foreign Wars to give it a proper retirement
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Boehner rises, shines in retirement
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While your retirement fund was eeking out a few percentage points, 2015's top Hedge Fund Managers were making close to $1B each to play roulette with your money
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Fri May 06, 2016
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Beast Mode is in retirement mode
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Leaked details of Marvel movies in the coming decade, including Iron Man's retirement party and Spider-Man moving to Thunder Bay
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
How much older than another person should one person be before telling the first person to get off the damn lawn? LGT only the coolest Wikipedia article EVER
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dubya and Bush Sr. when asked if they'll endorse Trump: "Uh... hey, watch this drive"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you missed it: Last week P. DiddlyDaddy announced his retirement from music. This came as a surprise to most people who were unaware he'd ever been involved in anything music related
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Mon May 02, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr: Sure, I'll fight again. Have you got nine-figures?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(12 News Now)
 
 
 
German minister rejects a plan to raise the retirement age to 70. As opposed to the U.S. where retirement age for most people has been unofficially moved to "dead"
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Now that Conor McGregor has announced his retirement from the UFC the internet is already losing its mind and there is rampant speculation that ... wait, is that Vince McMahon holding a chair? Oh this is gonna be a good one folks
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Tue April 19, 2016
(MMA News)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor says he's retiring young, which means: A) he's tired of training and dealing with the media; B) he'll be back when he runs out of money; or C) both A and B
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Thu April 14, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
James Cameron announces four Avatar sequels, guaranteeing Sigourney Weaver a very comfortable retirement
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Kobe is putting the final touches on the least efficient high volume season ever. Previous holder of that mark was retirement year of Michael Jordan, so KB is one-upping MJ right to the end"
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Mon April 11, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why isn't that illegal? Oh, right
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A video of Iggy Pop using his cock for facial grooming is much more adorable than it sounds
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Wed April 06, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt to announce retirement next week
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin is talking about 'early retirement' and deals with his fame by taking long walks at night
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Sat April 02, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Even in retirement, Jon Stewart deals with bullshiat
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Fri April 01, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study shows that playing football in cold weather leads to more injuries. Please come out of retirement, Ric Romero, we miss you. The Romerocopter isn't the same without you
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann found out that the world has built a few new bridges in his absence, grabs his matchbook
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Fri March 18, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how GM nearly went under because they'd promised their workers billions of dollars in pension benefits but never actually put money in their pension fund? This is the same thing but with $72 TRILLION owed by governments worldwide
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Astronaut Scott Kelly hangs it up after hanging around in space for a year
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's how far behind the 8-ball you are and why you're going to die broke
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Thu March 10, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
GE has slashed nearly $5 billion in long term employee obligations. But hey, they offered a 401K
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning says one of the first calls he made about his retirement was to Tom Brady. Football fans are just glad it wasn't to Brett Favre
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Tue March 08, 2016
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Happy retirement to Leslie Shook, otherwise known as "biatchin Betty", the voice of Boeing F-18s who has warned numerous pilots to pull up, pull up, roll right, roll right
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
NFL media insiders give props to ESPN's Chris Mortensen for taking time out from battling throat cancer to break Manning retirement story
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Thu March 03, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana lawmakers decide the 1st Amendment doesn't exist, want to pull retirement money from companies that boycott Israel
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Manning retirement speculation swirling, just like his junk in an unsuspecting trainer's face
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