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123 headlines found matching 'residents'
Thu February 22, 2018
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Vox)
 
 
 
Capetown residents grateful that day zero has now been moved for the third time, this time to July 9th. At this rate they'll never run out of water
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nursing home hires pole dancers to keep residents entertained
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House: OMG would you people just STOP it about Melania's parents? They're legal residents who are about to become citizens, OK? Christ. Dreamers: Sooooo...they benefited from "chain migration," then? Is that what you're saying?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Missourians suing over radioactive dumping ground in their backyard. Apparently, it's not giving them giant vegetables or superpowers
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Tue February 20, 2018
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Bengals sign Hart on Valentines Day, yet Presidents' day comes and they take a pass on Kennedy, Lincoln and Adams
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(Time)
 
 
 
Seventeen dead after a garbage mound collapsed in Mozambique
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"For everyone, it was a distraction or a reprieve," said one White House official. Were they talking about A) The Olympics, B) Presidents' Day, or C) The slaughter of American school children?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
170 presidential scholars were asked to rank all U.S. presidents from best to worst. Guess who came in last? Hint: rhymes with Ronald Chump
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Subby's hometown doesn't appreciate art, police force artist to destroy work
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Moscow residents find novel way to FINALLY get snow removal underway. Your move Vladdy
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
For American Presidents and other people who don't like to read: Just the key lines from today's Mueller indictment of 13 Russians accused of meddling in U.S. election
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Debtors' prisons. New hotness: Debtors' hospitals
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Wed February 14, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
"Mayor offers bumps for humps"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Get Out" is playing at AMC theaters for free this Presidents' Day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some reason, the White House does not want to discuss the immigration status of the First In-Laws
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Sun February 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
I bless the rains down in Africa
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(NY1)
 
 
 
In news that should shock nobody, residents on so-called 'Billionaire Row' reject a proposed plan that would help the less fortunate
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone but we may be seeing an Iran-Israel conflict erupting right now in Syria. Yahtzee
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New higher-speed passenger train hits 4th person in a month. At this rate we'll never be able to talk about train control. Fark: He survived
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A sobering statistic from Puerto Rico as 257 residents committed suicide in 2017 post-Hurricane Maria
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Wed February 07, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
California deputies pull over... two hot air balloons. Order them back to work in the legislature
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bell ends in Sandwich
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Sat February 03, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What's next for Cape Town when they run out of water?
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Naked Florida Man caught riding bike in community gym. Apparently, his kickstand was deployed
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Thu February 01, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If 'penis wiggling' at your offensive neighbor at the beach is wrong I don't want to be right
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the State Department's top career diplomat, a man who holds the agency's highest designation with 35 years of experience under 6 presidents from both parties, calling it quits. Don't worry, though, Rexie's got it covered
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cape Town races to avert a water shortage Day Zero. Doo-dah
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Shocker: Town sued within a week of banning non-residents from using shortcut to George Washington Bridge. Town says, "Fark, thought we could get away with it"
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Grand Island Independent)
 
 
 
Bangor's attempt to break beer can record comes up short by 28 beers
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Tue January 30, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
The people of Puerto Rico salute you on the absolutely fantastic job you and FEMA have done for them. There's so much winning here, believe me
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Sat January 27, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Just what kind of a nursing home are they running when they need to administer Narcan on the residents?
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Fri January 26, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Special operations team to help with wild turkey infestation. To be fair, a turkey might turn instantly into giblets and gravy if exploded by a claymore
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Survey respondents largely don't care that residents of Frisco do not like the moniker San Fran, and they don't like Frisco in San Fran, either. Beats Baghdad by the Bay
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ailing presidents and the physicians who lied for them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy killed in Colorado. Manhunt underway for multiple suspects
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Connecticut residents who were fans of the Hartford Whalers can get a commemorative license plate for their car to show their love for the defunct team
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Sat January 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Panda cams are down. Repeat: Panda cams. Are. Down
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Fri January 19, 2018
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers, having solved budget, crime, and unemployment issues, propose keeping Daylight Saving Time year round. Residents of Hawaii, Arizona, unimpressed
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Day Zero' is the date when the Cape Town, South Africa reservoirs run dry and it officially runs out of water. As of today, Day Zero is expected to occur on April 22nd
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Thu January 18, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not in my billionaire yard
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
A wolf is on the loose near London after escaping its sanctuary. Sources cited by Fark say it sneakily wore a sheepskin jacket to trick the people on the gate
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Wed January 17, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Outgoing New Jersey Governor Chris Christie sends farewell tweet to Garden State residents on his last day in office...and Twitter wishes him a good riddance
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Did you vote Giant Meteor 2017? Apparently its first act was to try to wipe out Detroit
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Poison, poison...tasty fish
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Fri January 12, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Live in Washington State? The Department of Licensing may have snitched you out to ICE
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"We have received reports that highly addictive substances will soon be circulating in our area ...This 'Cookie Cartel' s run primarily by young girls who lure you in with a good cause story"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coal mit uns
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Thu January 11, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
How much sexual innuendo can we fit into 30 seconds?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Residents of Black Tickle want you to know two things. First, don't make the island crossing on foot as the ice is not safe to cross. And second, we're an island dammit not a sex aid
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You could now own a piece of Rome's 'mangy' Christmas tree
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Has Trump been replaced by his Disney Hall of Presidents double?
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
There are bad HOAs, then there are horrible HOAs. Then you got HOAs like this one that redefine everything you thought you hated about HOAs
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin unveils million-dollar ad campaign designed to lure millennials from Chicago after learning 'how young out-of-state residents viewed Wisconsin as beer, cheese and little else.'
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Someone is painting purple tacos all over Dallas and no one knows why
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
"Two horses and six dogs have been evacuated, but four dogs, 120 chickens, two turkeys and a duck still remain"
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Mon January 08, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Dumpster fires in Washington under investigation. This is not a repeat from every day for the last year
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Sat January 06, 2018
(RedState)
 
 
 
Former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket will be late for dinner as he's been arrested for inciting unrest
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The bad news is unless you live in Florida you didn't win the $450 million Mega Millions jackpot last night. The good news is that tonight's Powerball is up to $570 million
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Durr hurr, it's cold outside so that means global warming is a myth." Meanwhile in Australia, it's so hot the roads are literally melting
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Wed January 03, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fire department says smoke alarms are paramount during this cold weather. Adds that carbon monoxide alarms are touchstone and burglar alarms are sony picture studios
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit now 12.5% less stabby than before
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It's too cold out - remember that dogs get cold too. Here's a happy ice rescue for your Woofday Wednesday
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Blood moon to occur during blue moon and end of month that started with supermoon. Moon Unit Zappa, Soleil Moon Frye, and Les Moonves unavailable for comment
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Some Oregon residents may have to *gasp* pump their own gas
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Muscatine Journal)
 
 
 
Iowa town bans Santa for 6 months
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Sun December 31, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Another shooting in Las Vegas is just another isolated incident
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Make America Gay Again
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Angry liberal goes to Disney's Hall of Presidents, shouts at animatronic President Trump ...because #resistance
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Thu December 28, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman says 50 packages stolen from her doorstep. I dunno. Maybe after the first couple dozen, have them delivered to a UPS Store or sumpthin'?
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While former Presidents needed a bloated United States Intelligence Community with up to 16 different agencies, President Trump gets all the intel he needs delivered and explained to him by one capable, trustworthy source: "Fox and Friends"
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Mon December 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Town in N.J. tries to prevent non-residents from driving on its streets. "Freie Fahrt für freie Bürger" is obviously a foreign concept
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's see what Trump thinks about presidents who spend Christmas away from the White House. Oh dear
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Sat December 23, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
As of Jan. 1, it's lights out for incandescent bulbs in California
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Fri December 22, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Abandoned cheese shop starting to stink up entire NYC block
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Tue December 19, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Disney's Hall of Presidents unleashes animatronic Donald Trump
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Fri December 15, 2017
(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, some residents of Dryden, NY, seem to take issue with Investigation Discovery calling their community the Village of the Damned. Even though there were a series of grisly murders in the Dryden area in the 1980's and 1990's
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Hey, it's cold
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Wed December 13, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
More college presidents than ever before have joined the Millionaire's Club, which should give you some comfort and pride as you struggle to pay back your student loans
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, bad news for you victims of wildfires: the GOP tax plan will eliminate your additional benefits
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Asshats who tried to blow up mosque are seeking "Trump Voters" to serve on Jury
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Caller reports teenagers driving around in police cruiser. Department promises Officer Rock is over 21, a bit flattered
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Thu December 07, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man rescues wild bunny from California fire
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Wed December 06, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sure, she made ricin in her senior apartment and tested it out on her fellow residents. But the other crime is the courtroom sketch
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Tue December 05, 2017
(NY1)
 
 
 
NYC's first green public school is generating four times as much garbage as it should
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That time Jeff Sessions argued at an impeachment hearing that presidents could obstruct justice
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Mon December 04, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rich SF residents get their private street back
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Viagra factory in Ireland is giving every male in the town, including dogs, non-stop erections
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Residents fleeing Colorado after legalization of weed
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(THV 11)
 
 
 
Jacksonville residents concerned over lack of streetlights, possible UFOs
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Canada very politely begins experiment with universal basic income
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Fri December 01, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Natural gas supplies could be tight in Southern California this winter. Residents panic at the thought of keeping their homes at a chilly 75 degrees
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Tesla flips the switch on the world's largest lithium-ion battery
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Thu November 30, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
SoCalGas finds origin of strong smell in West Los Angeles: It was West Los Angeles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nobody knows what or who is causing a loud banging noise in a New Jersey town
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Tue November 28, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cracks in Oroville Dam's brand new spillway are "expected and pose no danger" say Calif State Officials who evacuated 200,000 people last spring
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police pull over the Griswolds' car
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Mon November 27, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remain calm. All is fine. No need to worry about Hawaii reinstating their statewide nuclear attack warning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer / Grandpa swore his vengeance through his tears / When he took that job with Norway's railroad / In retrospect, it was a bad idea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Alt-America. Alt-America is an alternative universe that has a powerful resemblance to our own, except that it's a completely different America, the nation its residents have concocted and reconfigured in their imaginations"
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Detroit residents who cannot get ISPs to provide internet service are building their own network infrastructure, house by house, building by building
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Alabama voter tells NBC News: 'I would rather be mauled by badgers than vote for Roy Moore'
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mysterious loud booms are being heard around the world and no one knows why
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Thu November 23, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Belgian waffle factory fire sprouts over Brussels
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FCC: "We should dump net neutrality." Colorado: "Fine, we'll start our own municipal ISPs." Telecoms: "Wait, they can do that?"
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican governor of Massachusetts signs bill guaranteeing women access to free birth control
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Tue November 21, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
In today's 'No shiat Sherlock' department: Don't eat spoiled turkeys from the trash
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(WFMY)
 
 
 
N.C. fire station given ultimatum: Lose $20,000+ or lose confederate flag. Guess which they chose
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The wealthy people of Houston whose homes filled with water when the federal govt. acted to avoid a dam failure are not particularly supportive of the whole "flooding the few to save the many" strategy
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Mon November 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Washington Post reporter jailed in Iran for nearly two years before Obama secured his release: If I or my family hadn't said thank you for getting me out, I doubt Obama would have whined like a biatch... unlike some other presidents I could name
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Sat November 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Blue state residents are more moral than red state residents
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Miami residents jump on The U bandwagon, watch Hurricanes' demolition of Notre Dame more than they watched Dolphins or Heat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsey Graham (R-ational thought) on Roy Moore: "If you can't be in a mall, you shouldn't be in the Senate"
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico can't file for bankruptcy, because it's not a state. Solution: Don't pay interest on outstanding debt for at least five years
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania town embarrassed to be in Pennsylvania, may seek to move to New Jersey
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Pol finds majority of state's residents want to be able to buy beer on Sundays. It's it A: Mississippi? B: Alabama? or C: Indiana?
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Thu November 09, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chickens in SPAAAAACE
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Razor blades in Halloween candy is a myth, but some jerk is leaving meat with embedded fishhooks at a dog park
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Tue November 07, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Addicts are posing as potential homebuyers and booking house tours in order to get access to medicine cabinets. Agents should be wary when buyers ask "How many medicine cabinets are there?" and "Do the current residents have the good stuff?"
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How much money would it take to change your life? $100? $1,000? $10,000? More?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bless the hearts of the people who run this care home that has set up an old-style pub for residents to have some of their last drinks
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Wed November 01, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the NYC Home Depot truck terrorist turns out to be Florida Man
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Our city has become a giant attraction park" due to terrible phenomenon of beer bikes
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Serial washing machine pooper is terrorizing SIU campus. Includes helpful artist's rendering of the pooper in action (SFW)
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