Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'residents'

Headlines matching 'residents'

Tue February 07, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Robotic sentry orders residents to move along or else. Fortunately, as it's in England, it doesn't have guns...yet (guardian.co.uk)	(56)

Thu February 02, 2012

Residents complain about too many bare pekas on Peka Peka Beach, Sergeant Bigwood sent to investigate (stuff.co.nz)

(19)

Wed February 01, 2012

Residents of Buffalo NY found to buy most lottery tickets in the nation as desperate residents try anything to escape the city (marketwatch.com)

(9)

Mon January 30, 2012

Brooklyn residents will soon start heating their houses with their own poo (guardian.co.uk)

(14)

Fri January 27, 2012

		Browns hire Brad Childress as Offensive Coordinator, pending his notifying Cleveland residents of his moving to the neighborhood (espn.go.com)	(35)
		College and university presidents would like a private word with Obama about that whole "you need to stop hiking tuition rates just because you want to" thing (npr.org)	(178)
		Major southern university launches statewide obesity initiative to great fanfare, until residents realized they were against it. They can have my porkrinds when they peel them out of my greasy, chubby obese fingers (wrcbtv.com)	(35)
		It isn't normal for vice presidents to give speeches in Indian accents, but on Biden it is (dailymail.co.uk)	(87)

Wed January 25, 2012

	This handy little run-down of top marginal and capital gains tax rates under presidents from FDR to the present might help explain why we used to have money to build roads and fight wars and stuff, and now we don't (news.yahoo.com)	(301)
	And now, a handy guide as to how residents and guests of the cities hosting the 2012 conventions will have their freedoms permanently trampled upon. But before you can view this, I'm going to need you to remove your shoes, citizen (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(13)
(CBS Charlotte)	Three men attempt home invasion robbery with handgun, shotgun and sword, are fought back by homeowner and another resident who introduces them to his little friend. Or as they call it in South Carolina, Tuesday (charlotte.cbslocal.com)	(47)

Tue January 24, 2012

(Some Guy)

Your house is on fire. You are a college student. Who do you first call? C) Mommy and Daddy (bu.edu)

(70)

Sat January 21, 2012

If visiting "Dog Sh*t Village" was on your bucket list, we have bad news for you (thesun.co.uk)

(18)

Thu January 19, 2012

(kfor)

Local residents react to Garth Brooks suing hospital. Actual quote: "He is an icon. It would be different if he were a Sandusky at Penn State or something like that" (kfor.com)

(26)

Wed January 18, 2012

Relax Nashville residents - it is now legal to keep chickens in your backyard (wrcbtv.com)

(20)

Fri January 13, 2012

Cousins go to house to smoke pot, the guy that tagged along discovers a stash of guns, opens fire on occupants with their own guns, owner returns fire but is killed, police give chase, car crashes, cops shoot all three. The Aristocrats (wwl.com)

(94)

Tue January 10, 2012

Old and busted: mocking Detroit residents and their socioeconomic problems. The new hotness: Lions cornerback Aaron Berry mocking Detroit residents and their socioeconomic problems (sports.yahoo.com)

(46)

Fri January 06, 2012

The most vain city in the US is Miami, though it's followed closely by Chicago, whose residents dip their hats strategically below one eye and wear apricot scarfs (travel.usatoday.com)

(78)

Sun January 01, 2012

"Even though I'm a regular on Fark.com's politics tab, I have only a vague idea about how presidents are elected." Hey, vague ideas *never* stop us on the politics tab. (opening paragraph) (open.salon.com)

(21)

Fri December 30, 2011

(Some Guy)

Town bans non residents from sledding because "If the sled riders were to lose control or were unable to get off their sled, they could potentially go over the hill into the woods". Ostensibly to Grandma's house (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com)

(36)

Thu December 29, 2011

		A One-Horse Town Down to Two People: Messex, Colorado, has been largely abandoned, and its only residents like it that way; 'We Get Along OK' (finance.yahoo.com)	(56)
		In another flagrant example of government over-regulation, Montréal residents can no longer get their pancakes and eggs served by topless women and eat them while watching porn (cbc.ca)	(75)

Wed December 28, 2011

Despite new guidelines, Texas research lab will continue experimenting on the state's residents (statesman.com)

(22)

Tue December 27, 2011

Durham, NC billboard reminds residents not to fire guns to celebrate New Year's. Still no billboard reminding them that Duke sucks (wral.com)

(29)

Sat December 24, 2011

'Twas an Occupier Christmas at Fox News. They report. And deride (foxnews.com)

(100)

Tue December 20, 2011

Dear residents of Kansas: two of the letters in UFO stand for "unidentified" and "flying" (gizmodo.com)

(32)

Mon December 19, 2011

		When the revolution comes, it won't be started by protestors in city parks, it will come from people like residents of Jefferson County, AL, who, thanks to JP Morgan, now have to choose between affording electricity or running water (news.yahoo.com)	(389)
		Would-be car thief learns the hard way not to break into a car belonging to the girlfriend of a mixed martial-arts fighter (qctimes.com)	(25)

Fri December 16, 2011

		Out of ideas to save his failing state, Michigan governor signs law allowing residents to just blow the place up. Salute (detnews.com)	(60)
		City of Clearwater gets a movie theater. Residents excited to check out this Tom Cruise they've heard so much about (tampabay.com)	(39)

Thu December 15, 2011

Residents want stolen baby Jesus returned, say, "You want to take him for a little joy ride, that's fine. Just make sure he's back for Christmas" (myfoxdc.com)

(37)

Wed December 14, 2011

Gawker finally gets a response to the Freedom of Information Act request they put in four years ago for documents on Blackwater. Here are the lowlights. Anyway, has anyone figured out what those Occupiers are upset about? (gawker.com)

(223)

Wed December 07, 2011

		Ninja Cow roams the streets of Plattsmouth no longer. "Residents on the north side of town will be able to sleep soundly again" (omaha.com)	(36)
		Syrian president says only "crazy presidents" kill their own citizens, is crazy (chicagotribune.com)	(44)

Fri December 02, 2011

(Some Guy)		LA hit with "once in a generation windstorm". We knew Twilight sucked but damn (losangeles.cbslocal.com)	(43)
		Police arrest 29 during a raid on a homeless shelter; take food, literature and first amendment away from occupiers (abcactionnews.com)	(46)

Thu December 01, 2011

The doctor calling you asking about your genitals might not be a real doctor (ohio.com)

(63)

Wed November 30, 2011

Number of New Jersey residents on food stamps has doubled in the past four years. Now that's change you can wait in line for (nj.com)

(67)

Tue November 29, 2011

(Some Guy)		Burglar makes himself at home while on the job by showering, wearing resident's clothes, making tacos and cookies, then watching a movie (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com)	(38)
(Some Guy)		Residents in a conservative South Carolina city sue neighbor over what they say are "unreasonably loud" activities. Late-night revelry? Brothel? No. A church (greenvilleonline.com)	(76)

Tue November 22, 2011

12,000 feral cats are roaming the streets of one LA neighborhood, alarming residents, "I can hear them right outside my window when they're fighting and mating." And just in time for the Catpocalypse (latimes.com)

(68)

Mon November 21, 2011

(cfnews13.com)		Free turkeys available for residents of Orange and Lake counties. Just don't stand directly underneath the helicopter (cfnews13.com)	(19)
		"They are the "Participation Ribbon People" - a generation rewarded and praised simply for showing up. The result of social promotion, time-outs over spanking and the misguided concept that reward is deserved and not earned" (townhall.com)	(428)

Fri November 18, 2011

Occupy Boston protestors are either smarter or less motivated than their counterparts in other cities (bostonherald.com)

(256)

Thu November 17, 2011

This college professor says the First Amendment guarantees your right to A. Free speech. B. Be on the news. C. Convince everyone your opinions are correct. If you answered B and C, you can probably guess which college he works for (huffingtonpost.com)

(99)

Fri November 11, 2011

(Some Guy)		In an effort to ward off tourists, Malibu residents begin erecting signs alerting world of their dickishness (losangeles.cbslocal.com)	(84)
		Ottawa homeless being tapped to deliver beer to residential customers. What could possibly go wrong? (cbc.ca)	(33)

Thu November 10, 2011

Michele Bachmann lost her cool after her speaking event was crashed by Occupiers, and she responds by trotting out the old Bush-era "They're unAmerican and disrespect soldiers" line (politico.com)

(404)

Wed November 09, 2011

		Forget personhood and union busting -- the biggest news from yesterday's voting is that Georgia residents can now buy beer on Sundays (huffingtonpost.com)	(204)
(ahn)		Strong tornados strike Oklahoma less than two days after earthquake. Residents relieved to once again see normal weather conditions (allheadlinenews.com)	(66)