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38 headlines found matching 'residence'
Sat March 25, 2017
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
When stealing guns, a PlayStation, cash and other items from a home you might want to take a second to make sure you are taking everything that you came in with. Unless, of course you want to play Cinderella with the police
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
It bears repeating: If you insist on going to an unlicensed, trans-gender person's home to receive silicone injections, don't expect medical-grade silicone to be used
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live is in its 42nd season. Do you think it'll make it to 50? If so, who should host the first episode of season 50?
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Sat March 18, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
You know how you can save money on premiums by adding more cars to a single policy? 70 taxi drivers just found out that it only works if you actually live at the residence listed on the policy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It may be a bad idea to practice parkour around the White House these days. Just saying
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Wed March 15, 2017
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
After seeing Joe Mixon rise in the NFL Draft Projections, Michigan's Jourdan Lewis decided to have a melee with his girlfriend
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Worst Korea's ex-president criticized for leaving leftovers behind at the presidential residence
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Never call the cops on your husband if he has a video on his phone of you farking the family dog
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Thu March 09, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Most people who find a two-metre long diamond python snake in their roof would freak out ...unless you're Aussies, then you keep it as a pet and name it 'Diana'
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Qatar Airways unveils first ever business suite with double beds, presumably to help you close the deal
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Man tried to have sex with a fence. Actually, he did have sex with a fence
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Trump's visit to the UK will reportedly be mostly spent in Scotland, "in order to deter protestors". Boy, is he in for a shock
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Mon February 27, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida, responsible gun ownership means keeping a spare piece on the side
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Sun February 26, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff has no leads in theft of six light sabers. Robbery division still working case involving stolen plans for some 'Death Star'
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some headlines don't have to be changed: Too few flushes get state Democratic candidate thrown off ballot
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Fri February 24, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Unusually mild winter in Canada thwarting traditional Canadian ritual of putting old people onto ice floes and never seeing them again. What do you mean she's back?
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
If breaking into a home, and in the middle of burglarizing it, taking a shower and wearing the homeowner's Betty Boop pajama pants is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Zoo welcomes new ugly-ass baby tapir into the family
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Mon January 23, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's top politician leaves government to live as a civilian, drives back to her former residence in the middle of the night because her new place didn't come with toilet paper and she didn't know where to get more
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Mon January 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you invite your church group over to the house to watch religious DVDs, make sure you clear your laptop's browser of child porn before hitting Play
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
My wife hates fast food - she's very health-conscious, I got my groomsmen to dress up as McDonald's food items
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Trump turns down Obama's swing offer
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Sat January 07, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apparently the Miranda Warning trumps the Green Lantern's Oath
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth may be too ill to attend church on New Year's Day
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Wed December 28, 2016
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
And here we have the stylish gauze fez mug shot
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"You're a mean one, Mr and Mrs Grinch." Ok, that would be "mean two," I suppose... and maybe they aren't married, so I can't call her Mrs...OK I'M HUNGOVER FROM THE HOLIDAYS, ALRIGHT? YOU COME UP WITH A FUNNIER HEADLINE
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man who just got out of jail shows up at his baby mama's trailer looking for his stuff and gets stabbed in the neck by her new boyfriend. Why yes, this did happen in the south
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Tue December 13, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
If you ask me "unconfirmed explosives" is the same as 'no explosives'
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
KKK Grand Dragon arrested for alleged knife fight after too much vodka and OJ. Never bring a screwdriver to a knife fight
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Wed December 07, 2016
(News24)
 
 
 
Residents of South African apartment complex are terrified that a HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF NO might pop out of their toilets
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Tue December 06, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sioux leader to all the vacation protesters who've taken up residence at Standing Rock: Hey guys, it's been great and all and, really, thanks a million, but now that we won that whole decision and all could you, ya know, kinda GTFO? Thanks
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Sebastian Daily)
 
 
 
Florida man plays dead so guest would leave his home. And then it gets weird
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That firefighter whose house was set ablaze and had "Lie With Pigs, Fry Like Bacon" spray painted on the side? Turns out he did it
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Fri December 02, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Guy who has had nothing but bad luck since hitting Powerball just had his house burn down
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Dear prospective landlords: You're not supposed to enter a tenant's apartment without permission. You're especially not supposed to have sex on their beds while they're at work. And cleaning up the mess with the tenant's wedding dress is right out
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Thu December 01, 2016
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Alleged criminal masterminds with 300 stolen purses in their possession are captured because they forgot to turn off Find my iPhone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If he is picked for Secretary of State or any other cabinet position David Petraeus would have to report to his probation officer before leaving North Carolina for any trips
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