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Headlines matching 'rescue'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN) Hero Driver rescues students on her elementary school bus after it imitates a kid's science project and melts down  (cnn.com) (40)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Raw footage of a dog being rescued from icy, frozen river will warm you inside  (big106.com) (44)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Bush would like to remind you he was not a gambler with tax payer monies, and you can take that to the bank  (beta.finance.yahoo.com) (102)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Gizmodo) Amusing Gizmodo gives props to Fark for directing their attention to an uplifting story about an elevator rescue gone horribly wrong  (gizmodo.com) (1)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely It's the age-old story - man gets stuck in elevator, man gets rescued by fireman and taken into adjoining elevator, man and fireman get stuck in second elevator  (chicagotribune.com) (38)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Salon) Sick Remember how Obama said that US drone attacks have "not caused a huge number of civilian casualties?" Yeah, turns out they've been targeting rescuers at the scenes of previous attacks. And firing on mourners at funerals  (salon.com) (449)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Daily Mail) Hero Dad hangs on to his son who was clinging for his dear life after slipping from a chairlift, finally dropping him 25ft to rescuers below  (dailymail.co.uk) (119)


Mon January 30, 2012
(IOL) Interesting Muslim preacher arrested in Kenya, Secret Service plans rescue mission  (iol.co.za) (33)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Hero In this era of civil unrest, divisive politics, and polarizing opinions, it's nice to know firemen will still rescue a cat from a tree  (palmbeachpost.com) (24)
(MSNBC) Sappy A dying child, a rescued dog... Damn, it's dusty in here tonight  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (24)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Slate) Asinine Why are so many animals in need of adoption? Because holier-than-thou animal rescue groups don't believe anybody is good enough to be a pet owner  (slate.com) (516)
(Showbiz Spy) Hero Sean Penn courageously rescues man from words  (showbizspy.com) (44)
(BBC) Followup Irish crash caused by a nation full of drunk people. Drunk on credit, that is  (bbc.co.uk) (29)
(Yahoo) Followup Other Somali pirates holding Americans hostage were just a mite rattled by Wednesday's rescue mission  (news.yahoo.com) (101)
(Wimp) Video Inspiring dog rescue that is guaranteed to stir up a little dust  (wimp.com) (19)


Thu January 26, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting There is still an American held hostage in Somali--is there a rescue plan for this person? Let's look at some facts: White? Check. Attractive? Check. Female? NO. Sorry dude, you're on your own  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (39)


Wed January 25, 2012
(MSNBC) Amusing GOP says the real State of the Union is "grave", but if elected, they can rescue it by not being obstructionists anymore  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (115)
(Miami Herald) Hero Obama: I'm sorry that my State of the Union milk joke sucked, but I was too busy directing the military to invade Somalia on a hostage rescue mission to write a better one  (miamiherald.com) (383)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Cock Lover) Sappy Rescued chickens need your help --- please help knit jumpers for hens who escaped the McNugget factory. LGT Victoria's Secret for Gonzo the Great  (littlehenrescue.co.uk) (82)
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Iranian fisherman Rescue trifecta is now complete  (huffingtonpost.com) (15)


Wed January 18, 2012
(MSNBC) Followup Rescuers fear wrecked cruise ship will break in two, reveal its nougat center  (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com) (66)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Wimp) Hero Yellow lab rescued from icy waters, saved from hypothermia by skill of EMTs  (wimp.com) (32)


Sun January 15, 2012
(ABC) Followup US Coast Guard Cutter Healy and Russian Tanker Renda moor off of Nome, Alaska, ready to deliver the fuel to rescue a desperate town. Perhaps with this gesture, in the future, the two nations may become friends  (abcnews.go.com) (198)


Wed January 11, 2012
(News.com.au) Scary Greek rescue needs "tens of billions" more. I'm holding out for a gyro  (news.com.au) (38)
(Stuff.co.nz) Strange Man rescued from pasta machine will knead immediate help for stretch marks  (stuff.co.nz) (27)
(Some Guy) Amusing Man stranded at sea is rescued because of his SpongeBob Squarepants boardshorts. "When I stood up and started waving I had them on my head"  (heraldsun.com.au) (15)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Google) Spiffy US ship rescues Iranian sailors at sea. This is not a repeat from Thursday  (google.com) (84)


Mon January 09, 2012
(ktvb.com) Spiffy Dog rescued from shaft. Can you dig it?  (ktvb.com) (31)
(CNN) Stupid Now that the orgasmic glow of that whole "American navy rescued our sailors from pirates and we said thank you" thing has faded, Iran decides to roll over and sentence a captured American citizen to death  (cnn.com) (122)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Canada.com) Hero Rescue group to save town's out-of-control feral bunny population, just in time for a happy Bunday  (canada.com) (86)


Fri January 06, 2012
(CNN) Ironic Guess who rescued the crew of a hijacked Iranian fishing boat?  (cnn.com) (141)


Wed January 04, 2012
(CNBC) Scary Looks like the Euro bailout was all for nothing as Greece warns it could exit the Euro by April  (cnbc.com) (81)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting War Horse: Winston Churchill's mission to rescue the war horses and how he made officials bring tens of thousands of them home  (dailymail.co.uk) (58)


Fri December 30, 2011
(NYPost) Hero Hiker and his dog rescued from California cliff after he slid down to get his dog when the dog went over the edge first. Hero tag is for all involved except the father who threw the bottle that the dog went over for  (nypost.com) (41)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Lohud.com) Sappy Nine-year-old boy with leukemia gets rescue puppy for Christmas, delivered by fire truck. And if that don't do the trick, the pic in TFA will demolish the rest of you cold-hearted bastards  (lohud.com) (67)


Sat December 10, 2011
(YouTube) Sappy Ugly-ass orphan short-tailed fruit bat rescued, hand-raised by bat sanctuary volunteers  (youtube.com) (25)


Mon December 05, 2011
(The New York Times) Unlikely "Hold on, Europe, Turkey is coming to the rescue"  (nytimes.com) (16)


Thu December 01, 2011
(wcti12.com) Hero Man rescues crash victim moments before a Michael Bay movie takes place  (wcti12.com) (12)


Fri November 25, 2011
(ABC 4) Florida News: Man rescued after being stuck in quicksand after eight hours. Not News: He was in Utah. Fark: His rescue beacon was answered by the Air Force - in Florida  (abc4.com) (31)
(Fox News) Cool Rudderless Dutch man in a boat rescued by Brazilian seamen  (foxnews.com) (40)
(BBC) Weird Researchers are pretty sure they'll be able to control the race of cyborg insects they're creating  (bbc.co.uk) (19)


Sun November 13, 2011
(News.com.au) Dumbass Swedish police rescue man stuck in locker. What a meatball  (news.com.au) (14)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Denver Post) Dumbass Half-naked hiker rescued while out on the trails, biting rescuer in the process. Why yes, mushrooms were involved  (denverpost.com) (26)


Tue November 08, 2011
(CBS 4 Denver) Sappy Firefighters rescue ugly-ass puppy and reunite him with his mother. All together now: AWWWWWWWWWW  (denver.cbslocal.com) (20)


Sun November 06, 2011
(CBC) Hero Woman rescued from burning house by a complete stranger who stumbled upon fire after taking a wrong turn  (cbc.ca) (42)
(Detroit News) Hero Rescue workers save 45 Chinese miners from cave-in. YOU HERE THIRTY-SIX HOUR. YOU GO NOW  (detnews.com) (52)


Sat November 05, 2011
(3 News New Zealand) Caturday Two tiny leopard kittens, who were rescued after being abandoned by their mother during the flooding in Cambodia, have made a full recovery just in time for Caturday  (3news.co.nz) (lots)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Horse rescued from Bedford swimming pool. In Pottersville they just let them drown  (www2.wsls.com) (25)


Mon October 31, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Unlikely Can Kodak rescue itself? Let's see what develops  (physorg.com) (13)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Reuters) Spiffy Man revived after being clinically dead for 63 minutes, subsequently bites rescuers and stumbles off in search of brains  (reuters.com) (15)


Thu October 27, 2011
(National Post) Interesting Lost hiker wrote name, social insurance number, and date of birth on his arm, possibly in attempt to make shortest episode of CSI ever  (news.nationalpost.com) (82)
(WSB TV) Cool Family says "aw hell no" to fire consuming their 3rd floor apartment, tosses infant to rescuers, lowers toddler via rope, then climbs down the outside of the building "like they were Spiderman"  (wsbtv.com) (36)
(SeattlePI) Hero RIP, Army Ranger Sgt. Kristoffer Domeij. 14 deployments, 5,000 missions, and he was part of the team that rescued Jessica Lynch  (seattlepi.com) (140)


Tue October 18, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Spiffy While lawmakers in the US hem and haw over a few billion dollars, European leaders have agreed to a two-trillion euro rescue fund. Go big or go home, indeed  (thedailybeast.com) (108)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Wired) Spiffy ♫ Walked out this morning, Don't believe what I saw, Twelve Somali pirates knocking on my door ♫ I'll send an SOS to the world, I'll send an SOS to the world, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle ♫  (wired.com) (37)

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