Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'reporters'

Headlines matching 'reporters'

Mon May 21, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		NYPD officer to suspect: 'My dick will go in your mouth'. NYPD officer to reporter: 'He had a camera phone?... I can't comment. Have a blessed day.' (rawstory.com)	(201)
		Female reporter pulls a Yentl, sneaks into all-male Orthodox Jewish "rally against the internet" (betabeat.com)	(48)

Sat May 19, 2012

		Famous straight actor slaps obscure gay reporter for attempted sexual overture and it's captured on camera ... our culture will still be parsing this fifty years from now (huffingtonpost.com)	(55)
		She works hard for her money... unfortunately this reporter does not (gma.yahoo.com)	(65)

Fri May 18, 2012

		Female reporters and anchors at a television station go on-air without their makeup to encourage girls to embrace their inner beauty (azfamily.com)	(50)
		Adventures in local news reporting: "Fark you, I hope you get AIDS" with a bonus drunk, shirtless man falling out of a window behind a reporter (deadspin.com)	(22)

Thu May 17, 2012

(Sportsnet)

Jose Canseco is broke, alone and filled with regret. He also wants the reporter to fake an orgasm. Just go read this already, it's the most insane (and sad) athlete profile you'll find anywhere (sportsnet.ca)

(77)

Tue May 15, 2012

(Some Guy)

Kobe Bryant gives honest answer about Lakers vs Thunder. Tag is for reporters question (thatsfit.com)

(26)

Sat May 12, 2012

Taxi driver tries to drive through puddle that in reality is water filled sink hole. Demonstrates depth for reporter by first using stick, then foot, then ooops... whole body (liveleak.com)

(35)

Fri May 11, 2012

Toyota CEO repeats Charlie Chaplin quote to reporters, saying his best car is "the next one." Japan's population of Chaplin experts heatedly claim their hero never said it (blogs.wsj.com)

(12)

Thu May 10, 2012

		The officer in charge of censoring the audio coming from the military tribunals at Gitmo apparently decided that national security would be harmed if reporters were allowed to hear the phrase "big-boy pants" (reuters.com)	(37)
		After months of campaigning on social issues, Romney upset that reporters keep asking about social issues. "Aren't there issues of significance that you'd like to talk about?" (thedailybeast.com)	(98)

Sat May 05, 2012

Man who stole Navy SEAL's bio and pulled it off well enough to fool CNN reporters outed as just an empty bucket (wtkr.com)

(102)

Thu May 03, 2012

Michele Bachmann set to formally endorse Romney, which would probably carry more weight if she hadn't already told a reporter, on videotape, "He can't beat Obama.., it's not going to happen" (abcnews.go.com)

(58)

Fri April 20, 2012

Rupert Murdoch's method to deal with bugging scandal? Bug Rebekah Brooks' office and have a team of reporters spy and try to dig up dirt on her. Excellent Smithers (thestar.com)

(33)

Thu April 19, 2012

(Redneck Riviera)		Number 1 thing to do in Myrtle Beach: Steal a reporter's mic during a live television broadcast and shout out the "N" word for your homies. With mug shot goodness (myrtlebeachonline.com)	(101)
		Reporter volunteers for trans-hoo-hah ultrasound (rawstory.com)	(157)

Wed April 18, 2012

		Reporters and gun knowledge doesn't mix: "The female suspect, McClain, was described by witnesses at the scene as a black female carrying a small caliber pistol, possibly a 9mm" (gma.yahoo.com)	(340)
		How do you get press coverage of your new ad campaign? Have Miranda Kerr demonstrate how flexible she is in your workout clothes in front of reporters (dailymail.co.uk)	(37)

Tue April 17, 2012

♪ I got picked in the draft about number two ♫ And I yelled to the reporters, "Yo guys, got stuff to do" ♪ Looked at my kingdom I was ready you see ♫ To sit on my throne as the Prince of DC ♪ (washingtonpost.com)

(27)

Tue April 10, 2012

If you ever wondered why the reporters at NASCAR races wear firesuits, it involves a butchered pitstop, a melted microphone, and Dr. Jerry Punch losing his stache (frontrow.espn.go.com)

(18)

Mon April 09, 2012

Ahead of his appearance at an NRA convention Romney tells reporters that he owns a gun. Which really isn't all that suprising because he also owns "at least one of everything" (news.yahoo.com)

(253)

Sat April 07, 2012

Newspaper sends 70 reporters to cover Angels' season opener. They must be doing one hell of a special section (sports.yahoo.com)

(5)

Fri April 06, 2012

Tennessee governor says all the attention on the asinine legislation his state has been proposing -- everything from not allowing teachers to mention homosexuality to banning lowrider pants -- is obviously the fault of the media (wrcbtv.com)

(86)

Wed April 04, 2012

(Poynter)		Obama to reporters convention : That whole "presenting two sides of a story" is fine and well, but sometimes, one side is clearly wrong. So, stop treating it like it's valid (poynter.org)	(386)
(Some Guy)		When reporters think they are on CSI Miami, real police have to work twice as hard to undo damage caused by the media (staugustine.com)	(196)

Wed March 28, 2012

Lawyers, police, reporters who don't read Fark are shocked by driver's .384 BAC reading (bostonherald.com)

(71)

Sat March 24, 2012

Old and busted: Paper lists judges who signed Walker recall papers. New hotness: Paper outs its own reporters who signed Walker recall papers (postcrescent.com)

(165)

Tue March 13, 2012

(Some Guy)

Michelle Obama challenged on government role in anti-obesity campaign. Fark: By 11 year old (mega949.com)

(169)

Thu March 01, 2012

(WAToday)

Former News of the World chief executive Rebekah Brooks had her cell phone hacked. Fark: by reporters from the News of the World (watoday.com.au)

(28)

Wed February 29, 2012

Michael Steele tells reporters the Republican primary is "going exactly as planned." Then he adjusted his monocle, stroked his white cat, and went back to studying his volcano map (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(82)

Fri February 24, 2012

Apparently female reporters are using XX sexy pics for their Twitter accounts. Tag is for what author thinks constitutes sexy (mediabistro.com)

(117)

Thu February 23, 2012

Gas prices are rising so fast reporters can't even get through a report about how fast gas prices are rising without the price of gas rising (abcnews.go.com)

(129)

Wed February 22, 2012

(Some citizen)

AZ House Speaker: "No reporters allowed." Channel 12 Reporter: "Uh, since when?" Speaker: "Since I just made up the rule. Also you'd better not broadcast that video you're shooting, OR ELSE" (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com)

(69)

Tue February 21, 2012

(Some Guy)

Reporter asks Siri political questions. Hilarity ensues (thegazette.com)

(67)

Thu February 16, 2012

		IT worker orders Starbucks coffee with 16 espresso shots. Daily Mail reporters are eager to ask him about the experience, but are still waiting for him to leave the bathroom (dailymail.co.uk)	(118)
		GOP: "It's an outrage that Obamacare forces employers to pay for contraception." Reporter: "How do you feel about Romneycare, which has the same provision?" GOP: *crickets* (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(289)

Sat February 11, 2012

Five reporters at a Newcorp owned newspaper arrested over bribing public officials. The Sun will be there once it gets bail money (bbc.co.uk)

(28)

Fri February 10, 2012

(Some NDP Girl)

The Adderal and Booze defense trial starts, small town reporter with butt in seat blog (c-ville.com)

(19)

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