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		Harley-Davidson shares close up 7% on news that someone is actually interested in purchasing a company that manufacturers motorcycles for people with hip replacements  (jsonline.com)	(73)

Its the oldest international rugby match there is dating back to 1871. That and few hundreds years of war between the countries make Scotland v England THE rivalry  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(The Mustang News)

After officially cancelling the Crown Victoria, Ford announces a replacement for its police interceptor workhorse: The 2011 Ford Taurus. No, seriously. C'mon, stop laughing  (themustangnews.com)

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Beastie Boys delay new album while all three members get hip replacement surgery and have their colostomy bags adjusted  (rollingstone.com)

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Floridians baffled by new driver's license rules. "My Social Security card says Robert. My birth certificate says Bobby. They went and made me change my Social Security card to Bobby. I changed it and now I'm back"  (tampabay.com)

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Ole Miss is holding a contest to find a replacement for their current mascot. The leader so far? IT'S A TRAP  (tmz.com)

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Canadian men's hockey team takes 22 minutes to score first goal against Norway - then adds 7 more. Bonus: Norway's starting goalie is pulled due to cramps, "his replacement ... could barely get in the way of the puck."  (nhl.com)

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Obama administration steers $100,000 straight into the gaping maw of Clinton friend in no-bid contract scandal  (foxnews.com)

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Well, Bayh  (politico.com)

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(The Daily Beast)

"Thank you for your service, Justice Ginsburg, and good luck in your retirement. But before you go, please join me in welcoming your replacement, Justice Hillary Clinton"  (thedailybeast.com)

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Four minute video charts progress of 5 year old and her family's search for the perfect replacement for the legs she was born without. Somethings in my eye. Tag is for family  (youtube.com)

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Please stay healthy, Justice Kennedy: Supreme Court justices John Paul Stevens and Ruth Bader Ginsburg may step down soon to let Obama appoint their liberal replacements  (abcnews.go.com)

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9 inventions that prove Leonardo da Vinci was a supervillain  (cracked.com)

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(Techcrunch.com)		Apple may already have a bigger, faster, more versatile iPad in the works. Suck it, first adopters  (techcrunch.com)	(195)
		Beauty editor outsmarted by product packaging  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(96)

Steven Tyler to sue Aerosmith if they even plan an audition for a different pair of lips: "Can you imagine the manager of the Rolling Stones calling for the replacement of Mick Jagger? Steven is Aerosmith"  (rollingstone.com)

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Unable to find anyone to throw the first stone, Republicans back away from "purity test"  (blogs.abcnews.com)

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		Aerosmith to audition Billy Idol as replacement for Steven Tyler  (contactmusic.com)	(36)
		Alice In Chains eschews reality-show, YouTube, or audition routes to find replacement lead singer for new album, simply chooses friend of the band who can sing  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(16)
		If you're going to get in a flamewar with someone on the Internet, try to make sure it isn't Cecil Adams. Watch while he takes apart someone who insulted his research  (straightdope.com)	(103)

If you look really close at Tila Tequila's pregnancy ultrasound, the kid is already holding an appletini  (deceiver.com)

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You know who else stole a late-night show from their replacement?  (online.wsj.com)

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Old and busted: MP3. New hotness: MusicDNA  (wired.com)

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Upset over criticism of his running of the RNC, Michael Steele says "STFU or fire me". Countdown to replacement at T-minus 10, 9, 8  (crooksandliars.com)

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David Hasselhoff leaving America's Got Talent to spend more time with his cheeseburgers  (tvwatch.people.com)

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Rolling Stones have opted to gather moss in 2010  (contactmusic.com)

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After giving up over 80 points the last two weeks, Giants defense finally gets a sack  (nydailynews.com)

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Mugging victim knows that her iPhone is being sent to Apple for replacement by the mugger. Apple care? Not much  (consumerist.com)

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Urban Cryer to step down as head coach of Florida Gators. Lane Kiffin seen snickering in the corner  (cbssports.com)

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Guess which American sports franchise makes the most money? If you said the Yankees, sorry, but you do get these lovely parting gifts  (newsweek.com)

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(Some Guy)

Real ID Act postponed again. White House blames delay on difficulty getting 666 into every ID number  (govtech.com)

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Looking back at the best, and drunkest, rock band of the 1980s, The Replacements  (slate.com)

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When the lead singer of a band who had one minor hit a decade or so ago refuses to join your group, you might just be Aerosmith  (3news.co.nz)

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Cardinals fans can look forward to Tony LaRussa as coach despite his eligibility for retirement after next season. Alternatively, Cubs fans can look forward to blaming Lou Piniella for the 103rd straight disappointing season  (chicagotribune.com)

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Jim Furyk wins the Tiger Woods tournament, but he may have cheated on the most important hole  (guardian.co.uk)

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(VillageSoup.com)

Man gets all fired up from a Clint Eastwood movie and exacts revenge on a hobby store. Get three coffins ready  (knox.villagesoup.com)

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The next time you get stuck in a toilet, make sure you try the Handel  (metro.co.uk)

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Regis Philbin will undergo hip replacement surgery on December 1st, meaning we'll be subjected to a rotating series of cohosts designed to make Kelly Ripa look like an idiot  (contactmusic.com)

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"In the Clinton era it was OK to lie about sex. Under Obama, it seems, it's just fine to lie about running the country"  (telegraph.co.uk)

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(FarmAndDairy)

Opportunities exist for beef, dairy producers to utilize damaged corn. Subby is sure milking the corn today  (farmanddairy.com)

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