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78 headlines found matching 'rents'
Fri February 05, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Things for Parents to Freak Out About," the hair tourniquet
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some parents go over the top at their kids' games, but Mom & Dad cheering their son on as he beats up an opponent is just bad taste and sh....what? Their son is in the NHL? Never mind
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(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Casinos worried that millennials aren't getting into traditional gambling like their parents and grandparents, so they're bringing in tattoo studios, mixed martial arts competitions and other offbeat attractions to attract a younger clientele
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Transcendental meditation guru urges parents to teach their older children to meditate. "Like expensive coffee, books without pictures, or Captain Beefheart, there are certain things that are wasted on young children"
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
You think your kid's school entrance exams are tough? Palo Alto middle school kicks boy out after seeing the results of his DNA test, parents' Buick Riviera
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Tue January 26, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Many LA parents were skeptical about new Uber-like services for their kids because of safety concerns about letting their kids ride with total strangers, but then they figured they had shiat to do, and the kids were a hassle, so really, fark safety
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Mon January 25, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Attention, parents: no one likes it when you bring your baby to work. Especially if you're a famous bullfighter
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Fri January 22, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Parents upset that teens turned an anti-bullying workshop into a bullying workshop
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
$2,750 'hands free' baby buggy allows parents to run behind it. What could possibly go wrong?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush's college plan will give students access to a $50,000 line of credit. Parents immediately ask what they should do to pay for the sophomore, junior and senior years
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that little snowflakes are subjected to a puppet show featuring a "beautiful" princess. Bonus: Response from puppeteer includes "entitlement up the wing-wang"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Parents, as your teens approach driving age, remember it's important to teach them about safety - not texting, not carrying many passengers, not driving at night. Then remember that they're ignorant little snots who will ignore everything you say
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Thu January 14, 2016
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Yahoo generously releases 13.5TB of its anonymized user data so researchers can see how often your parents used Yahoo to search for the Google home page
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(17)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Your gut microbiota is so messed up, you'll need to go back in time and kill your great great grandparents to fix it. P.S. Could you take out Hitler while you're passing through 1920?
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
We needed a federal law to ensure that kids can walk to school without fear of their parents being preyed upon by Won't Somebody Think Of The Children? pearl-clutchers and their friends in your local police and CPS departments
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
11-year-old girl aces her IQ test with a perfect 162 score, says she only took the test because she figured an impressive score might be an effective way to stop her parents from nagging her to study
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Mon January 11, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Fark parents: Here's how to awkwardly talk about sex with your kids
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(148)
 


Sun January 10, 2016
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
You're a real jerk if you're the kind of person who throws a birthday party for your kid on a Sunday in the middle of the NFL playoffs and all the other parents are obligated to attend
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Sat January 09, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jelly Belly takes revenge on all parents by introducing caffeinated jelly beans
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Fri January 08, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Baby burned after parents place car seat on top of the stove. Well there's your problem, you have to take it out of the wrapper if you want to cook it without it burning
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Some people eat them, some plant them on their farms to grow as crops... It's really up to the parents to do what they want with thier placenta
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Parents of five decide that kids are cheaper by the dozen
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parents of the year arrested after their daughter was found restrained with zip ties, stuck in a playhouse
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Mon January 04, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York's last accordion store squeezed out by rising rents
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
A generation from now children in Alaska will gather around their grandparents' feet and hear amazing tales of what it was like when the state actually had winters
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Mon December 28, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Huckabee denies defending Josh Duggar, he just defended the Duggar family from being exploited, wait he called out the parents for exploiting their kids on a TV show?
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Sat December 26, 2015
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Why your parents aren't going to Florida this winter
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Sun December 20, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Right-wing politician calls for welfare recipients to be retrained as homebuilders, because carpentry is easy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Parents to legally change three-year-old's name from Diesel to Popcorn
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Sat December 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother complains about class field trip to see Santa, so the school cancels it. Other parents stage a walk-out and take their kids to see Santa on the day of the planned field trip. Happy holidays, indeed
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Fri December 18, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a guy Skyping with his parents while jumping out of an airplane. (some Not safe for work language)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Doctors are getting every bit as sick of helicopter parents as teachers and professors are. "Even as young as 11 or 13, there are many confidential topics that children may need to discuss with providers without a parent in the room"
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Tue December 15, 2015
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
"Both he and his parents were advised several times it would really help us out if he wouldn't stand out there doing that"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Go to school, get a job, or get the fark out of my house" is reasonable when it's coming from your parents. When it's coming from your government, not so much. Even less so when the government is your landlord
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Thu December 10, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
29% of young doctors struggle with depression. The other 71% had their medical school expenses paid for by their parents
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Wed December 09, 2015
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
A woman tried to hire a hitman to kill a family of eight so she could acquire their land, which is about what you'd expect when your parents name you after a cocktail
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Tue December 08, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl is the sole survivor of an arson attack that killed her parents and siblings. Now her extended family wants her holiday to be special with Christmas cards from all over. Address is in link
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha's small population of anti-condom, anti-birth control, and anti-science parents continue to freak out over new sex education programs designed to keep children from becoming statistics
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
School bus tracking app will make parents happy, ruin teen mornings
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Sat December 05, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your parents lied to you, the birds and the bees aren't getting together after all
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Fri December 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So what can parents do during the two-week blackout they have experienced in Crimea? Name their kid Generator, since apparently Megatron is not good enough here
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Tue December 01, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
New parents to be, it's truly time to sign off of Instagram when you start naming your kids after Instagram filters
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Sat November 28, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chris Hemsworth paid off all his parents' debts. Odin and Frigga reportedly thrilled
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(MSN)
 
 
 
No child's play here as Vtech exposes data on 4.8 million parents and 200,000 kids
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Fri November 27, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
CJ Pearson, the black teenager who became a right wing media darling, has apparently stopped listening to his parents for his political opinions
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Every time I drive by Walmart, I think of my son who was working on Black Friday in 2008 and was trampled to death by a horde of frenzied shoppers." No word why the parents don't take an alternate route
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Mon November 23, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas clock kid parents have re-set their clocks to civil litigation time
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Black Friday through the years: Toys that made parents lose their damn minds
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Sat November 21, 2015
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Schools in Columbia, Missouri would like parents of students to know that they can monitor their children's activities on their school-issued iPads after 30 of the iPads have ended up in the hands of law enforcement due to illegal activities
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Thu November 19, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I got a job teaching ESL in Dubai, but I told my parents the job was in Tokyo because they think the Middle East is all ISIS and murder. So I've been studying Japanese culture to extend the lie. Should I tell them the truth?"
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Wed November 18, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Doug Flutie's parents now hailing Mary in person
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Tue November 17, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lego offers solution to parents guilty of swearing in front of their kids
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Sun November 15, 2015
(AOL)
 
 
 
Mormon church widens stance toward children of gay parents
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Sat November 14, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Parents charged with child abuse say the reason they kept their 8-year-old son locked in his room, withheld food from him, and forced him to defecate on the floor is because he is "mentally ill"
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Fri November 13, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New study finds the Earth's water formed when the Earth formed and not from comets, asteroids, Martians or your parents' tears
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Thu November 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Walking in on your parents having sex. Really bad: They are dead at the time
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Now that you no longer have to child-proof your home for your children you need to start thinking about senior-proofing your home for your parents
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(49)
 


Wed November 11, 2015
(Network World)
 
 
 
College kids have been begging parents to send money since at least 1743
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Fri November 06, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: How can I keep my atheist husband from hijacking the grace prayer at our Thanksgiving dinner and prevent him from upsetting my Episcopalian parents, who take God seriously?" Easy; tell him atheism is a religion
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Thu November 05, 2015
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Parents, be warned: when your children are texting about "salad," they secretly mean "sex." And you don't even want to know what "croutons" refers to
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(226)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NASA finds a way to track global ocean currents from space. The data suggests global warming is causing current changes that will produce "a period of global cooling". That's good right? No. Welcome to the Church of Climatology
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Wed November 04, 2015
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
New study says that parents having talks with their children about sex actually works. Mostly because the idea of their parents once having had sex completely turns the kids off
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Mon November 02, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Parents in Britain upset after they realized ITV was still airing the "violent" Jekyll and Hyde at 7PM, which they consider teatime and when kids watch TV. Much like American parents, they've never heard of having kids play outside or accountability
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Sun November 01, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
American mom is shocked, SHOCKED to find out German parents trust their children and place high value on independence and responsibility. "Where were the piles of soft padded foam? The liability notices? The personal injury lawyers?"
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
"It's helped him to be more social," Bastante said. "It's also therapy for us parents, because we get to be with other families that can relate"
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Sat October 31, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's nice to enjoy mom's home cooking and commute to work from your parents' house. Especially if it's the World Series and you're a rookie pitcher for the Mets
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Fri October 30, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
How sacred is football in Texas? Parents of one youth team gather nightly to illuminate the practice field with their car's headlights
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Thu October 29, 2015
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Let's give it up for our nation's resilient breed, the hard-working, sleep deprived, bartender parents of America. "We love our children and drinking culture"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parents tell Board of Education that "testing makes kids suffer." Isn't that the point?
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(10)
 


Sun October 25, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember when your parents would give you $5 for getting good grades? Well, you got gypped
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(5)
 


Sat October 24, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"NPR Voice" is taking over the airwaves, but not the smooth & smarmy "NPR Voice" of your parents. No, the new "NPR Voice" sounds...different
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(118)
 


Tue October 20, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Much to the dismay of parents wanting to name their children 'Mini Cooper' and 'Nutella,' French Law bans stupid child names to prevent a 'lifetime of mockery'
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(115)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: You know, my parents were immigrants, I'm first generation born and raised here and if I'm president: To hell with those damn, dirty immigrants
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(64)
 


Sun October 18, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Parents Television Council still exists, blasts American Horror Story as 'unbelievable explicit combination of sex and violence', vows to get Subway and other companies to pull ads
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(79)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The real estate market is getting pricier because your parents want to buy a loft downtown, right where you thought your studio would be. They'll be close to the clubs, and you can crash there as long as you're home by 10:30
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(21)
 


Sat October 17, 2015
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The real father of Mrs. Cakes' kids, how Applejack's parents died, Celestia's missing birf certifict, Shining Armor and Cadance's secret... all may finally be revealed on My Little Pony: The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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Fri October 16, 2015
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
High school teacher gives students a quiz that includes the questions "Do you prefer ordinary sex?" and "Would you attend a wife-swapping party?" Parents of these precious snowflakes not amused
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Wed October 14, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you were growing up, parents worried about razor blades in their children's trick-or-treat candy. Now they have to worry about gluten and food allergies in their children's trick-or-treat candy
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