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Fri January 20, 2017
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Frustrated parents finally have enough, confiscate their bratty stepchild's smartphone
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Share some advice for new parents. Maybe for newly stay at home parents, what helps keep the house running smoothly? Keeping sanity?
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Tue January 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
White millennials are making significantly less money than their parents did at the same age. Black and Latino millennials are actually doing quite well by that comparison
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Another Missouri school district considers 4-day week due to budget cuts. Parents do not like this new math
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Wed January 11, 2017
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Highlights for Children magazine makes history in doctor's offices around the country by showing same-sex parents for the first time
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Asshat landlord gives leasing agency list of 'unsuitable' tenants. Looks ok so far: smokers, pet owners, single parents, plumbers, battered wives... wait, what?
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Wed January 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
France passes law forbidding cruel, degrading, and/or humiliating treatment of children by their parents. Millions of teens subsequently refuse to be seen in public with parents
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First world problems #47: Parents claim their Hatchimals are swearing like sailors in their sleep
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Science says your grandparents are having the kind of mindblowing sex you could only dream of. Now you have something to talk about over Christmas dinner with the family
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
5 reasons fake news killed facts in 2016. Reason #6: Your grandparents finally set up their wifi router to autoconnect
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
You may not know the name of Henry Orenstein, a Holocaust survivor whose parents were executed by Nazis, but you know his work as he created some of the greatest toys of the '80s
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
3-year-old found in bug box, which apparently is not a good thing. Parents claim the kid went in there on her own. Cops not believing that story and have arrested nine people
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Alcohol options expanded at Disney World. Mostly so parents can cope better with thinking how they just dropped $1,000 on a hotel room, park passes and souvenirs
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Campbell's Soup tries out its own original tomato soup recipe from 1915 to see what the taste was that your grandparents remembered ... and yes, it was salty
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Sat December 17, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In Europe, parents put their babies outside to sleep. In America parents get jailed for letting their children play outside
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Thu December 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember the Muslim girl that was accosted by a bunch of white guys shouting TRUMP? Turns out she was out drinking and breaking curfew and didn't want to get abused by her fundie parents...again
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Congress passes, President Obama to sign "Talia's Law," named after little girl beaten to death by parents on Army base, that will require military officials to report all child abuse to state authorities. Wait, they weren't doing that before?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of "pizzagate" gunman want you to know that their son is a loving, kind, gentle man and that you shouldn't automatically believe any news stories you read online suggesting otherwise
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Sun December 11, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
This year, the thing that has parents camping outside of stores is something called 'hatchimals'. Well tickle me pink
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new Study finds that barely half of 30-year old are earning more than their parents were at the same age, as compared to 92% in 1970-and the number would be even worse except a lot fewer women worked back them
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Italian-American Grandparents have hilarious Facetime reactions when granddaughter walks alone through campus. "Whas the matta you?"
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Amazon's latest reboot: Sigmund and the Sea Monsters. Apparently today's kids deserve as much nightmare-inducing dreck as their parents
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the man who wants to make you watch as he slowly tortures and kills your parents while stealing their money. And then you, even more slowly and deliciously impoverished
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New 'embryoscope' photo technique allows parents to witness the beginnings of their child's life in the first few days of fertilization. Yes, it's the ultimate 'cellfie'
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Mon November 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in regards to 11-year-old stealing his parents' car after playing GTA: "Here we have an influence of a video game making kids try things without their parents' knowledge or consent"
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you need a story that restores your faith in humanity, waiter is tipped $750 for a Xmas trip back home to Ireland so his parents can meet his girlfriend and their new baby
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Most Canadian dilemma ever? Some parents are now having to choose between paying for College or paying for Hockey
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The FBI has cleared Brad Pitt of any wrongdoing involving his children, which paves the way for a rational, low-profile divorce with both parents making sure the kids' emotional well-being is a top priority
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Fewer American parents are spanking their children than twenty years ago. Mostly because they now know they can get their kids to do anything they want just by threatening to take away their iPhone
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That their parents are self-absorbed morans, probably
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Mon November 14, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The must-have toy that is every parents' nightmare this Christmas is the Hatchimal egg that is so popular it has already sold out
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Sun November 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Students: Hey, is Trump really like Hitler? Teacher: Well, here are some facts and you can decide for yourself. Parents: Oh, you are SO fired
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sitting too close to the TV, Hollywood is run by communists, too much sex/violence in the media; what seemingly overreactive things that our parents warned us about actually turned out to be true, if any?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The public library in Beaverton, Oregon wins the Helicopter Parents Seal of Approval for threatening to arrest any parent who leaves their kid unsupervised for five minutes. Tag is for the people protecting The Children, you monster
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Sat November 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Think of a good and rational response for parents when their child misses the school bus. Now click on the link to compare and contrast
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Not any good at math? Blame your parents, all three of them
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Thu November 03, 2016
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Parents of man shot while trying to rob Pizza Hut demand answers; "Why in the hell did this (Pizza Hut employee) have a gun?" Um, probably to protect himself from people like your son
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A working rotary cell phone - something your grandparents would love
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Smartphones and tablets in the bedroom disrupt the sleep of children, even if they are off. The news surprised most parents, smartphones have an off button?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Short of cash and need to pay off a debt? Sure, you can ask your parents for money. Or you can fake your own kidnapping and extort them for it
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Some parents, frightened by scary clown stories, will go trick or treating packing heat. "I'm terrified of clowns already and if one messes with me or my kids it'll be to the hospital or morgue they go.''
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Fri October 28, 2016
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents of the year asked to rescind their award after they left their 4 year old child at home alone, while they dressed as clowns to prank people
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just another children's beauty pageant - the lavish costumes, the nervous parents, the three-year-old with a fake tan
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sen. Mark Kirk (R-eally racist) to his opponent, Tammy Duckworth: "I had forgotten that your parents came all the way from Thailand to serve George Washington"
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Thu October 27, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Man adopted from Korea at age 3 and living in the U.S. for 37 years discovers his parents never filed for citizenship. 안녕히 계세요
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More schools than usual are closing on Election Day due to parents' fears of violence at the polls
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Wed October 26, 2016
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Adoptive parents of 12 year old Afghan boy learn that he is really a 21 year old Taliban trained Islamic terrorist. "But Rosie soon had her suspicions about her "humble, polite" guest after noticing how hairy he was"
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Church of Latter Day Saints opens new website "Mormon and Gay" to increase awareness of homosexuality amongst LDS parents, family, friends. Remember, "[b]eing gay is not a sin; just acting on it is"
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China to use mass surveillance system to rate its citizens on everything from paying bills on time to taking care of elderly parents, affecting everything from their ability to travel to their ability to date
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Sun October 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to see what your Gen-X parents thought was cool? You're in luck, all 25 episodes of New Wave Theatre are now online
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(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Memories of grandparents
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Sat October 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Okay, you armchair GEDs in law: A U.S. border guard shoots into Mexico and kills Mexican boy. Can the kid's parents sue?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Awwwww... these parents are 'embarrassed and angry' that their little snowflakes were shamed by a coffee cafe for throwing a temper tantrum. GOOD
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
Boobies
 
Parents complain that 55' nude statue is inappropriate, say children should only see boobies on smaller statues, mannequins, paintings, National Geographic, the internet, and that magazine Dad keeps under the mattress
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the worst thing your parents ever caught you doing? How were you punished?
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Dan Savage seeks to immortalize Donald Trump the way he did Rick Santorum. Parents, have you had "The Trump Talk" with your daughters?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm getting married next spring; I love my fiancé and I trust him, but I have two dogs I love too. When I was 13, my parents divorced and our dogs went to a shelter. I want to avoid that in case we split. Can I ask for a dog prenup?"
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
What frustrates you the most about your parents?
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Thu October 13, 2016
(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
New device allows parents to hold a baby and a smartphone at the same time, because heaven forbid you should have to focus on your child
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 7-year-old boy breaks into tears of joy as his parents surprise him with a pony - after he spent two years selling lemonade to save up for it. Ice-T unavailable for comment
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Tue October 11, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Over 400 Arkansas students diagnosed with having negligent anti-vaxxer parents
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My parents spent years as Christian missionaries, and they continue to give to fundamentalist charities and right-wing politicians. I disagree with their politics and they did not give us money for college. They won't pay to visit me"
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's been thirty years now so please, whoever stole the bodies of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's parents, just put them back in their tombs and there will be no questions asked
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I told my parents I was gay four months ago; dad is supportive, but mom is in denial. She says that I have to be bisexual but I am 'messed up' because I was raped. It's not true; I know my sexuality. How can I get my mom to see this?"
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Child of hippies irked that tech bros have co-opted her parents' countercultural revolutionary language to apply to food delivery, taxi service, and baby picture browsing
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Slow news day. Let's see what our kids are up to, shall we? Kids: ***water bottles fly through the air*** Parents: "It's an epidemic" Schools: "MAKE IT STOP" Youtube: "Cool flip, bro"
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
In another sign humanity is a cesspool...estranged parents who threw out their gay children going to court to claim payoffs from Orlando fund for them dying in the Pulse shootings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay has been banned from attending his children's parents' evenings
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Are your parents or grandparents gamers?
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Fri September 23, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Research shows you're probably not going to live any longer than your parents
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