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500 headlines found matching 'red'
Fri February 27, 2015
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(ABC)
 
 
 
As young consumers avoid products of Big Food, Big Food opts to dress up products in hipster costume to evade anti-corporation filters. "I figured it's going to be a hip version of tacos" says unwary millennial about U.S. Taco
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While most 17-year-olds are out causing havoc in the streets this teenager has invented a water purifier that's powered by the sun - which could change the world
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(18)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Court rules Courtney Love is not as famous as Marlon Brando. Well. Glad that's cleared up
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(18)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Taco Bell to invade Japan. Haven't those poor people suffered enough?
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(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
The possible addition of the Sonoran Desert Tortoise to the endangered species list threatens to slow down land development
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I would have been scared about the pipe bomb posted through my letterbox, but I was drunk at the time"
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(21)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: One Cheverolet Race Car. Orange and white with Golden Corral decals. Numbered 44. Kids eat free if it finishes in the Top 10
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(105)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coffee may reduce the risk of MS. Subby uses a Mac
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(14)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Not enough that Scott Walker thinks little Jane's high school math teacher is from ISIS, now when she goes to college and gets sexually assaulted, the college won't be required to report it
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(399)
 
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Fired dancer told she's too big, her knees are much too sharp, for her to do burlesque
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate set to pass Homeland funding bill. No word on whether Californication and Nurse Jackie will also be covered
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(47)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ten car parts that need to be totally redesigned. It's time to rethink, retool, replace
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives weary of Jeb for being a "gay-friendly republican". Look, with a name like Jeb, you were gonna get either a gay-friendly Republican or the redneckiest of rednecks to ever redneck
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(69)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Americanism, freedom, and individual rights can only be restored by one thing: banning the smiling poo emoticon
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(64)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin VA Hospital nicknamed "candy land" for overprescribing pain pills. No word on whether the pills are delivered by a system of chutes and ladders
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(57)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Tired of bitterly cold, snow filled winters? Move to Alaska
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(30)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Want to emigrate to Canada? Be prepared to swear an oath to The British Crown
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(95)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
New drug in circulation variously referred to as Death, Dr. Death, Killer, and... Red Mitsubishi?
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe news: Freshman basketball player scores 30 points. Holy FARK: Scored them all in a little over four minutes
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(14)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach mayor under fire for referring to slow learners as "dummies" instead of the preferred term, "Floridians"
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(16)
 
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Looking back at the geek cred of Rodney Dangerfield's Back to School
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(48)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Craft brewers increasingly threaten to file lawsuits against one another over trademark violations of their treasured quirky beer names. Ironically, at least 45 different American breweries use "hipster" to name their beer
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's first flaming burger is made with six types of hot chillis and smothered in hot sauce before being set on fire at the table - and you have to sign a waiver to eat it
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Getting tired of dealing with your old, decrepit body? Good news- full body transplants are just a couple of years away
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(32)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pffft, Deep-Q has mastered Space Invaders? Let us know when it can beat Defender
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Merlyn is captured by Ra's al Ghul, while Ray races to finish the Atom suit. 8 PM ET on The CW
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(117)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to torch the neighboring home that will be the future residence of a registered sex offender, try not to burn your own face in the process
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(63)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Someone created Nutella cereal--and shared the recipe. MY GOD IT'S GLORIOUS
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(67)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today in "Not a Mad Lib": Brooklyn maraschino-cherry kingpin commits suicide in company bathroom after being cornered in marijuana sting
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(87)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This woman was drunk when she fired a gun inside her home, and her mugshot may also suggest that she was possessed as well
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(27)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Calls for safety shoveling snow off roofs after a teen falls through the skylight of Frugal Fannie's Fashion Warehouse, lands on metal coat rack that impaled his abdomen, severed his colon, damaged his appendix, and frugaled his fanny
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Kevin Garnett's new teammates are already scared of him. That was quick
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(31)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Marijuana is safer than alcohol. News: One-hundred-and-fourteen times safer
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(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD using clip from Patrick Swayze movie for training. (Hint: Not 'Red Dawn')
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(42)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Well so much for the all the culture, philosophy, Arab history and hundreds of manuscripts in the central library of the Iraqi city of Mosul. Easy come, easy go. Thanks, Islamic State militants
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(158)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
51 injured, 4 critically in commuter rail collision with tractor trailer on the Michael Bay line north of Los Angeles
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(99)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Seven actual ways your metadata can be used against you, in case you wondered how that could happen, what exactly your metadata IS and why people go to the trouble of collecting it anyway
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Want a comp ticket to sit ringside at the Floyd Mayweather Jr./ Manny Pacquiao fight? Those with a line of credit less than $250,000 need not apply
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(58)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Netanyahu's claim in 2012 that Iran was a year away from having a nuclear bomb was completely discredited by those hippies at Mossad
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(112)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft came remarkably close to predicting all 24 Oscar winners
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(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
It's official - Jeopardy guru Ken Jennings' brain is wired differently than the rest of the world
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama willing to negotiate on force authorization request. Turns out that "Can't you just give me the same deal my predecessor got?" doesn't work that well
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This chocolate costs £169 per bar, has been compared to fine whiskey and you have to eat it with wooden tongs
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(72)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick to be the first woman to announce a NASCAR race from the booth. Finally she'll get a chance to see what the checkered flag actually looks like
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(105)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Incredibly pissed, tantrum-throwing cockatoo trifecta now in play
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(15)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Half of all "skiing injuries" were suffered miles away from the nearest ski slope
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(12)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Phyllis Schlafly is tired of the GOP establishment picking presidential losers, wants Real Conservatives to pick next loser instead
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(47)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here endeth Example #3,877,491 of the workings of liberal-media bias. And like its 3,877,490 predecessors, those guilty of it will snort derisively and claim they have absolutely no idea what on earth you're talking about
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Uninsured British holidaymakers warned that there's no NHS to protect them if they get injured while skiing in USA, and that Canada is almost as bad at charging outrageous prices for health care procedures
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(27)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Almost Fark-ready headline: $260,000 in stolen Lego recovered in two U.S. busts. Headline fails because it doesn't say whose bust. Lincoln? Dolly Parton? Oprah? Details, people, please
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(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The president of Wright State University and its dining services vendor have apologized for a Black History Month menu that featured fried chicken and collard greens"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are business school graduates part of the solution to fixing the economy, or are they just overeducated windbags who occasionally run for elected office in some of America's more backward states?
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(17)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when a $400,000 McLaren supercar smashes into a Saab. The Saab suffered dozens of dollars of damage (pic)
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Early humans developed kindness and compassion up to 3 million years ago. Presumably followed by hatred, apathy and negativity
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
In honor of National Ginger Appreciation Day, here are sixteen things only redheads understand: "At various points in your life you will be asked whether the carpet matches the drapes"
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(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New evidence shows "the Lord Jesus Christ may have been the first in a long line of famous gingers, followed by the likes of Viking Erik The Red, singer Mick Hucknall and footballer Paul Scholes"
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(64)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The crossover primary voter is one of America's most feared mythical creatures
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(50)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Looks like crime does indeed pay. Arbitrator orders state to pay $6.5 million in film tax credit money to guy convicted of bribing the Louisiana Film Commissioner for film tax credits
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(21)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Foo Fighters HBO special Sonic Highways will be released on DVD in April. And, since it's an HBO DVD, it will be packed with extras and incredibly overpriced
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(34)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Scientists discover ingredient in olive oil that literally rips open a new one in various types of cancer cells
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pandas are red. Fresh snow is white. Come watch them bring you joy tonight (w/video)
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(14)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two injured in shooting at the ironically named Fun Spot
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear Syracuse: If you're going to honor an alumni great and retire his jersey, exact spelling of his name IS required
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(12)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's credit card is up for sale. With accrued compound interest, the current balance is $2,352,776.12
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(13)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky to trans-gendered students: Just hold it until you get home
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(95)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having ignored the latest GOP income inequality talking points, Giuliani claims Obama is a communist
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After being declared clinically dead, Catholic priest is revived and claims to have gone to heaven and met God. "God is great and almighty despite being a woman"
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(49)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"The Pope has compared the threat of transgender people to nuclear weapons"
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(167)
 
(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
Why it's so difficult for weather forecasters to get snowfall predictions anywhere close to right. Here comes the atmospheric thermodynamics
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered "Bourbon virus" linked to Kansas man's death. Paging Dr. Curtis, Dr. Curtis to the ER, stat
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Real man" and Republican hero Putin has succeeded in getting his country's credit rating lowered to "real junk"
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(165)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Two and a Half Men finale was an awful, hateful mess that spent an hour mocking Charlie Sheen and offered nothing of substance
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(55)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mom rants on the internet after zero out of 16 invited kids show up to her autistic six year old's birthday party. Does she get A) flamed, B) ignored, or C) a police and fire department response, including helicopter fly over
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(77)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In a sure sign that he has a fresh economic vision for America, Jeb Bush has hired a former Walmart executive to manage his policy development plan
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A health and safety inspection has been ordered on a new trampoline park following more than 100 injuries in the three weeks it has been open"
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(55)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
1969: New York Times savages "Abbey Road" as 'unmitigated disaster', also predicts that this new group Led Zeppelin will never amount to anything - but they defy you not to be moved when you hear 'Polk Salad Annie'
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(147)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Newly revealed Coca-Cola exact secret formula shows that you can actually make the drink at home if you don't mind missing one important ingredient. You know, the one that gives it its name
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(38)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Nightmare fuel discovered at home of convicted sex offender
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(102)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
All you solid red states take one step forward... Not so fast there Texas. OK, now, all you states leaning *toward* red take one step forward... Seriously, Texas, why are y'all so antsy today? Get back in line
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(72)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Volvo: Remember our 2008 prediction that our cars would be "fatality free by 2020"? Well, let's reword that
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The red-headed stepchild of European football cup competitions kicks off with a host of also-rans
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(28)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Dark Horse comics just ended a massive crossover that combined ALIENS, the Predator, and Prometheus into one big pile of nightmares because they don't want you to think about going into space or meeting extraterrestrials ever again
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(42)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sentences you never want to read in a news story: "He then picked up the severed head and walked outside the supermarket"
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(31)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Interpol seizes 2,500 tons of fake food, creating unexpected product shortages at Taco Bell, Red Lobster, Arby's
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(9)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If the cops find you drunk in a movie theater bathroom with an open bottle of whiskey and your personal items scattered across the floor, don't try arguing that what you're doing is not illegal
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(18)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Norm Macdonald explains why the 40th Anniversary of SNL's Jeopardy sketch was almost more awesome than what aired
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(140)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Principal went to a 15 year-old's home for sex, but was caught sayof red-handed
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(70)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiscally conservative Scott Walker has figured out a solution to Wisconsin's budget shortfall: don't pay your bills
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(170)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist creates magnificent portrayals of the Ninja Turtles, Snoopy and Van Gogh's Starry Night working in her preferred medium: cookies
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
2015 is the year when the Earth will be vaporized by a meteor according to the greatest theoretical physicist of our time. He made the prediction in 1996
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A Christian football team in Devon says it's happy even though it's lost all 16 games and conceded 120 goals this season. The club says it's 'the nicest', because its players never abuse the referee and haven't received one yellow or red card" (pic)
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(18)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Origin of the Nibiru legend my have been discovered
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(41)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The State Department has finally figured out how to beat ISIS: we need to find them jobs
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(155)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oregon chub becomes 1st-ever fish removed from U.S. Endangered Species Act protection. Just to be safe, no one tell Dr. Zoidberg yet
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(57)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin says he predicted that rebels in eastern Ukraine would keep fighting, and by "predicted" he means he ordered them to do so
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The University of Alabama football program had a $53 million surplus in the 2013-14 fiscal year, but only transferred $9.1 million back to the school. In other news, you're still working two jobs to pay off student loans
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(71)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Community outreach to Hindus includes decorating the community with sacred Hindu symbols
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(55)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Shots fired at golfers result in a hole in one
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just to be clear, "I've badly injured myself with a chainsaw, drank a bottle of gin to numb the pain and I'm on my way to the emergency room" is not a valid excuse for being three times the drink-drive limit
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(69)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
If a newspaper puts a big red CANCELLED graphic over a front page headline about a blizzard, don't be surprised when readers call to ask if their subscription has been terminated
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(17)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch ordered to stay away from ex-girlfriend. As long as she's at the front of the pack, he won't violate the restraining order
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(33)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned at train station appeared to be crying, pointing toward cryogenics facility
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(74)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Apparently the NSA has backdoored your computer and everyone else's through your HD firmware for years
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(135)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
What fresh, filtered hell is this?
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(8)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vitamins are good for you, but not if you keep them in powdered form in plastic bags for the cops to find
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(35)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British SAS soldiers ordered to "save one bullet for yourself" in case of imminent capture by Islamic State fanatics: "You are not to be taken alive"
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(119)
 
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: Texans like being uninsured. Press: Then why are ACA signups up 80% in Texas? Rick Perry: Do you like my glasses?
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australians buy sailboat on eBay, get about 1% of the way home from Rhode Island before winter storm shreds their sails
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(87)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Elvis's secret Chevy van uncovered, presumably in a town that was so small you could throw a rock from end to end
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(24)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"A new paper co-authored by an MIT political scientist suggests that a polling method known as 'conjoint analysis' can get traction on difficult political questions that are hard for traditional surveys to assess accurately"
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish places and events translated by Chinese people - Glorious Armoured Giant Horses and Mountain Lakes Get You Drunk On Dreams lose out to Strong Man Skirt Parties
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(31)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good apples are not grown. They're scientifically engineered
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(55)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Will Eddie Murphy make a triumphant return? Will Tina Fey bring out her best Palin? Will Hartman rightfully overshadow Belushi? Find out tonight. It's your SNL 40th Anniversary Special Discussion Thread. The laughs start at 8PM ET on NBC. Red Carpet show w/clips at 7PM ET
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(1357)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
63-year-old woman says a magazine inspired her to sleep with 3,000 men. Damn that sinful Highlights
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(81)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Over $28,000 raised to help dog injured trying to save master from house fire. Good dog
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(18)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Copenhagen free speech event hosting cartoonist who drew Mohammed
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(366)
 
(The East African)
 
 
 
UN about to reduce the world's legal supply of ketamine to near zero to curb illegal use. Except it's the anaesthetic of choice in the Third World, because it's safe, cheap and is the only one that sedates without affecting breathing or BP
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(80)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Stolen' credit card used on three dating websites. Why didn't I think of that?
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(17)
 
(Reporters Without Borders)
 
 
 
US falls to 49th in [censored]
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(95)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Joe Biden predicts that the 2016 election would cost up to $2 billion per candidate, or one NASA space launch
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(51)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Too chicken to try the tequila diet? New "red wine" diet may be the answer, though Tequila Bunny remains dubious
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(31)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Alligator blood could help fight infections, possibly because no germ is going to want to mess with someone covered in alligator blood
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(37)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Scientists achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light. Red-circled lenses optional
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a giant battery in your garage, but can't afford an electric car? Soon Tesla will have you covered
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(60)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ councilman literally caught red-handed in DUI arrest
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(9)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Indian food joint "disappointed" by customer response to its unannounced curried cockroach surprise. In related news, everything you have ever secretly feared about Indian food seems to be true (w/ NSF lunch pic)
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(79)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon's corrupt governor who was prepared to resign yesterday then decided not to resign yesterday might be ready to resign today
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oregon governor Kitzhaber was prepared to resign yesterday but changed his mind. Maybe he yelled at God in Latin while attending the funeral of his beloved secretary and then listened to Dire Straits which changed his mind
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(56)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former New York Knicks star Anthony Mason has suffered a heart attack and is fighting for his life, probably because he sees how bad the New York Knicks are now
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(16)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Of the 1.3 million violent incidents reported in England and Wales in 2013 and 2014, 53 per cent occurred after one of the parties had been drinking. And alcohol was a factor in 84 per cent of all violent incidents between midnight and 6 a.m"
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(73)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even the media is tired of talking about East Coast snow disasters, so here's an article about hurricanes that will wipe them off the map
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(23)
 
(Some Fark)
 
Audio
 
After months of promising and hours of work, it is finally delivered. The first episode of the NASFARK Podcast. Produced and hosted by a Farker, for the Farkers. Left turns and ARCA brakes for everybody
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(6)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
Newly discovered 1924 instructional video featuring Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Dazzy Vance, and Walter Johnson is the coolest baseball archive clip you'll see all year
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(73)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stunning footage of a suspected 'grey alien' captured by a terrified witness in Salford, Greater Manchester: "The video was posted onto YouTube by a channel called Para Truthers, which claims it was recently shut down by the government"
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(76)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Because nothing says romance like hashbrowns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, topped, country, and candlelit with a Diet Coke
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(86)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While you're struggling through your boring existence for a few hundred dollars a day, here's a bull who earns $3000 per ejaculation
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't use reviews on TripAdvisor to plan your next vacation: The Grand Canyon is "an overblown sandy ditch," Christ the Redeemer in Rio "just a concrete pillar," and the Great Sphinx is "covered in litter and next to McDonald's"
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(209)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Boston is now measuring its snowfall totals as compared to David Ortiz's height
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(36)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(KUSI San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego sports anchor critically injured after being shot by housepainter. At least it wasn't a trident
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(45)
 
(Computer Weekly)
 
 
 
HP predicts "major cyber attack" sometime between this afternoon and mid-February 2020. It's like they can see the future
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(23)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists say they are on the verge of recreating the oldest words ever uttered by human beings, are baffled by meaning of, "Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch"
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(63)
 
(Star Wars)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what 32-year-old cookies shaped like Darth Vader look like?
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Dropping your Macbook out of a plane is not covered by the warranty. Not that you'll need it, because Macbooks are apparently air-deployable now (pics)
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top USAID contractor IRD defends using government money to buy Redskins season tickets, saying that the Redskins qualify for disaster aid
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas are officially declared man and man
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(35)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
BRB, getting #fired from this job before I even start. #YOLO
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(130)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
The Japanese engineer who designed everything from bullet trains to those red-capped Kikkoman soy sauce bottles has died
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(28)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Remember when you had to recall hundreds of thousands of bagels to avoid murdering your customers? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New MLB commissioner Rob Manfred sees Super Bowl-style bidding for the All-Star Game, because you know those two games have exactly the same interest. EXACTLY
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(56)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Singapore man arrested at airport smuggling $300,000 worth of endangered fish will now face the scales of justice
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(20)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Brian Williams may not really have stared down the barrel of a .38 while selling Christmas trees
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(116)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Wall Street OTC)
 
 
 
Drinking four cups of coffee per day reduces your risk of endometrial cancer, clowns eating you
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cops say that there is no evidence that Bruce Jenner was being chased by paparazzi when accident occurred
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(110)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be mid-season in the NBA until a player gets injured by falling ... off the rim
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(20)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO warns pen companies to expect a lot of red ink
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(68)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
There is a red panda samurai warrior comic book on Kickstarter. Your argument is invalid
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(23)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Here's the best sammich you'll make all weekend: Dave Lister's Red Dwarf chilli chutney egg sarnie. Don't believe the people who say it's "a cross between food and bowel surgery"
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(15)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In unison, nearly every major religious leader in the Muslim world issues a statement condemning ISIS' recent acts. Even the guy who is considered "the spiritual mentor" of the founders of Al-Qaeda think these guys have "gone too far"
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(288)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
That Charming young Italian cop who so graciously offered to let young female travelers crash at his place on Couschsurfing.com ? Yeah you'll be shocked, SHOCKED to find out he may have drugged and raped "hundreds" of them
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(82)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston mayor predicts 8 to 15 inches of snow by Tuesday. Also, the National Weather Service says the Bruins will bring home the Stanley Cup
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(58)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
This HIV test takes 15 minutes, is powered by a smartphone, and costs $34. The U.S. version takes four times longer, costs 10 times as much and automatically posts your results to Facebook
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(18)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
USDA is gonna cut off farm subsidies for people who think 4 pot plants on a rooftop in Portland is considered a farm
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(29)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Detroit woman charged with murder after beating friend to death with crockpot. Police say the two were arguing politics when it uncovered a long-simmering beef
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(56)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia has to prosecute their misbehaving policemen, because there is no other way to make sure they don't get re-hired by an arbitrator
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(36)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Tired of being accused of illegally counting dead voters, democrats introduce bill to make it legal
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You can expect to see hundreds of '50 Shades of Grey Whips Up Demand For Sex Toys' stories in coming weeks. And here they come
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(48)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Marijuana reduces stress. And the world is round. And pigs can't fly. Science
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chipotle founder visits McDonald's chicken farm, says it was the "absolutely most disgusting thing" he's ever seen. Apparently he's never ordered a Big Mac
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(38)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Marc Cherry, responsible for the soapy, guilty pleasure Desperate Housewives on ABC, has sadly been reduced to showing pilots to the CW, but they were impressed with his new spy thriller Cheerleader Death Squad
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Student with ketchup phobia gags whenever she sees it - which in a perfect world would be considered a normal reaction
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(60)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Man tattoos face and cuts off nose, so that he can look like the comic villain the Red Skull. Doom scowls upon his shenanigans
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(108)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
The trailer for Daredevil is here, and it's... actually pretty damn good
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(153)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
A woman called police saying a toilet had mysteriously appeared on her front lawn. The property owner requested fingerprints be taken at the scene, but police declined
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(40)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Supercar inspired by Mach 6, no news if a certain Racer X will pilot it
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(18)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
And as quickly as they pandered to the fears of anti-vaxxers, the 2016 GOP hopefuls all double-back to the "I love vaccines" stance
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(106)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hey all you D.C. Farkers, be sure to give a hearty Washington welcome to your very own case of measles. GO REDSKIN
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dashboard cam catches incredible video of Taiwan plane crashing into river
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(223)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Atheist parents who raise atheist kids do a better job at it, and produce happier, more well-socialized children, according to article which I predict will result in a calm, thoughtful dialogue (dons flak jacket, fireproof suit)
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(249)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your hot sauce preferences predict your personality. Also, your tendency to attention whore
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(158)
 
(Daily News Egypt)
 
 
 
Please do not flush your ancient mummies when you're bored of playing with them
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(10)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Three French soldiers injured in Nice knife attack. Witnesses contend the attack was not nice at all
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Jordanian pilot captured by ISIS is toast
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(556)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How to communicate with the International Space Station, using just a USB stick and a small antenna that you've McGyvered right up
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(40)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supplements at major retailers like Walmart, GNC, and Target contain little or no gingko biloba, St. John's wort, or valerian root. Instead testers found: Powdered rice, beans, peas and wild carrots, asparagus and spruce
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(133)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
How Pixar lost 90% of Toy Story 2 from its servers less than a year before its release. And then discovered the backup wasn't working
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(67)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Flying alien horse spaceship seen near Mexican volcano. Or possibly just a fly on the lens. Both theories equally credible
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(39)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man who got Seahawks 'back-to-back champs' tattoo doesn't regret a thing, though he probably hasn't sobered up enough yet
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(55)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why February has 28 days? Let's just say the Romans hated winter and loved answering "None" when asked what month it was
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(43)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
The first and possibly only time the words "anal vapor" appeared in the Congressional Record
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(74)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women are you tired of creepy men sending you unwanted d*ck pics? Here's a way to make them pull their pants up - You're welcome
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(332)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Patriots Super Bowl win provides storybook ending to NFL credibility
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(79)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Sir, did you know your drivers' license is expired?" "Yeah, I kept meaning to get around to it . . ." "For thirty-seven years?"
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(29)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Shouting 'ow' or 'ouch' reduces pain. Screaming profanities at the top of your lungs is much more satisfying though
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(52)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Yet again, Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter. Handlers predicting groundhog burgers if he does it again next year
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(67)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Madden 15 predicted the exact score of the Super Bowl, making psychic squids everywhere jealous
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(16)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Riding Light is a short film/animation that attempts to recreate what it would be like to hitch a ride on the back of a photon and travel from the core of the sun to beyond the orbit of Jupiter. Be prepared to feel completely insignificant"
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(71)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey's Friday night show in Jamaica featured her forgetting to move her mouth while lip syncing numerous times, and sounding like a dog's broken squeaky toy when actually attempting to hit any high notes. w/vid
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(37)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Woman misdials number, offers the man who answered lots of drugs. Unfortunately for her, the man who answered was a detective. How hard is it to dial 912?
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Self-styled Kansas 'seer' faces murder trial for death he predicted, but he apparently didn't see this coming
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
SNOWPOCALYPSE II has struck, paralyzing Chicago, canceling hundreds of flights at O'Hare and Midway. The Midwest is used to snow, but not like this. And New England? No one knows. It's your Official Snow Day Discussion Thread
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(127)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the UK, lying in your mom's basement for 10 years drinking 12 cans of lager a day "because my mother does almost everything for me" is considered a disability, not a qualification to be a Fark admin
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(29)
 
(Carolina Coast Online)
 
 
 
You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life
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(33)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The psychology of pricing, or "Why $1.97 sounds like a must-have bargain compared to $2.00"
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(82)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Even the Super Bowl Planning Committee had to take 'active shooter preparedness" training from the Department of Homeland Security
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when you turn your horn section to a percussion section? Chicago answered that question on July 21, 1970
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(19)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Imgur won't let the animated GIF die, unveils tool to create your own and host it with them. "The company already hosts hundreds of millions of GIFs on the site, and it now wants to make it easier for people to create more" [applause.gif]
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(87)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why your parents favor your aloof younger sibling? It's because you're not as funny, you uptight dick. Here's the science
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida conservative radio producer claims the child porn he shared with undercover police was definitely someone else's and so were the 500 images on his computer
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(136)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And now, from the department of redundancy department
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(27)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For tens of thousands of years, it has slumbered. Now, Iceland shall RISE
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(37)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mom of girl who has suffered over 1,000 life-threatening seizures watches her daughter have another one in front of state lawmakers who don't want to let her try medical marijuana
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(115)
 
(Digiday)
 
 
 
Salon claims victory over trolls by redefining trolls as "people they've already banned"
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Computer simulator picks the Seattle Seahawks to win the Super Bowl. Keep in mind it's the same computer that recently predicted NYC getting 30" of snow
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(62)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out all this time Shaggy was taking God's name in vain everytime he uttered, "Gadzooks" or "Zounds"
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(70)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man fired from Ford after denouncing "sodomites" and saying "homosexual behavior leads to death" in the company newsletter. Area Man asks: "What ever happen to free speach?"
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(170)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
I am proposal a funds reduce in high educate
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(57)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A stowaway who was trying to get to London after sneaking onto an empty plane was discovered after taking selfies in the cockpit" (pics)
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(23)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the red colobus monkeys. Oh wait, you're one of the world's most elusive cats and this is the first time man has recorded you? Carry on then, we'll just film from over here
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(31)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists finally explain why Coca Cola cans are red
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(33)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Speaker of Massachusetts House, who accepted term limit after predecessors faced criminal charges, declares himself Speaker-for-life after being only an unindicted coconspirator
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(12)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St Louis open meeting on proposed police oversight board remains quite civil, right up until police began testifying in opposition. Police union official's attempt to restore order faltered despite his superpower Darren Wilson wristband
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(86)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not news: Upcoming strategy game might be delayed. Fark: Because the historical figure it's based around has only been dead 69 years, and it takes 70 for them to be considered public domain
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(34)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Most of Hawaii's coral have recovered from mass bleaching. Starfish are taking a bit longer to see the light of day
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(16)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you keep telling everyone on social media you partied with Kate Upton in a hot tub while Slash serenaded you from a nearby gazebo as shooting stars soared overhead, you're going to damage your mental health
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(43)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's first emoticons discovered in 150-year-old magazine. :-0
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When you have so few friends that you're reduced to inviting North Korea to the party it may be time to reflect on your life choices Mr. Putin
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(25)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not to disagree with the fount of accuracy that is RT, but it's Jordan that offered an exchange with ISIS, not Japan
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rand Paul attacks the Earned Income tax Credit program as being "rife with fraud" citing a GAO report that showed that 25% of the payments made under the program were fraudulent. Of course the GAO report said no such thing
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS takes credit for attacking Libya's Corinthia Hotel, the JFK assassination, the Northeast Blizzard of 2015, and canceling Better Off Ted
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(54)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Valentine's Day celebrants now predicted to spend a mega $703 million on gifts ... for their pets
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(14)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio's blizzard warning press conference fell about as flat as the snow storm itself. But, on a brighter note, his ASL interpreter guy scored big for closing with 'Jazz Hands' and a killer Shakata
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(40)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mr. Incredible convicted of assaulting Batgirl. Is there no honor among superheroes?
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(41)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-gay pastor is an expert on the taste of semen and semen-flavored beverages, but he insists his knowledge is all second-hand
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(180)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that the 1 percent has successfully programmed an entire niche of halfwits into believing that tiny houses, pop-up rentals, and micro-lots are cool, let's all take the next logical step: an entire house reduced to a cube
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(154)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Exactly two years after he implored Republicans to "stop being the stupid party," Governor Jindal began his road to losing in the primaries by speaking to a hate group
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(266)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fairfax County SWAT team raids poker game in private house being played by quiet, unarmed, non-drug-using professionals. "They could've sent a retired detective with a clipboard and gotten the same result"
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(271)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazis protest at radio station, quickly destroy their credibility by using Comic Sans
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(63)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It wasn't that he was fired from Target that caused my son to kill himself. It was the fact he was paraded out in handcuffs in front of his coworkers and then fired that caused him to kill himself. That's why I'm suing
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(180)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch apologises for referring to British "coloured" actors. Knows he should have referred to them as British African-American actors
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(150)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christians getting tired of the pro-gay / anti-Christian bias of known liberal newsrag Fox News
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(98)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Here's why Alfred calls Bruce Wayne "Master Bruce." Next up: why Norman was known as "Master Bates"
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(44)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Congressional Budget Office has some bad news: Obamacare will cost almost 2 TRILLION dollars over the next decade; $50,000 per new insured, and 30 million STILL uninsured
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(156)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wherein Joe Scarborough leans over to Mika Brzezinski, whispers in her ear "Don't you think Sarah Palin looks tired?" and slowly walks away without glancing back
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(207)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama has figured out how to pay for free community college for everyone: Your savings
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(214)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
New "death test" predicts a person's chances of dying within 30 days by checking blood work, biomarkers, any upcoming trips booked on Amtrak
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hi, boss? We just took the day's takings from the store to the casino, bet it all on red and it came up black. Can you come pick us up?"
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(69)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republican governors are suddenly realizing that tax cuts have left their states broke. If only there were a science for adding and subtracting numbers that could have predicted this
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(111)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Dumb: taking your cool gopro RC racer onto an ice-covered pond and doing risky things until its front end falls through the ice. Beyond brilliant: so you can send in your totally uber dual gopro camera with robotic arm RC car recovery vehicle
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(15)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
British scientists want to unleash millions of genetically engineered mosquitoes in the Keys. What could possibly go wrong?
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just four photographers left who have covered every single Super Bowl. Bonus: one of them is definitely old school - no digital cameras and no computer
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(11)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark headline sponsored by MadLibs™: Fox-whisperer lures blue animal from hotel vending machine room with Doritos
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(26)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police: Reward offered for info about man who murdered police officer. Citizen: This is the guy who did it. Can I haz reward money? Police: Fark off
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(194)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"So, egghead, am I supposed to be impressed you and your science buddies have figured out how to unboil an egg? Pfft...come talk to me when you've figured out how to unscramble one, then I'll be impressed"
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The 2nd most incredible invention ever turns 80 this weekend (the most incredible invention is what goes inside the 2nd most incredible invention). The article's headline gives instructions on how to celebrate, which, odds are, you've already done
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(110)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Richard Dawkins reads another batch of hate mail from religious wingnuts. Not safe for work language, delivered in a sprightly, impeccable, clipped British accent
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(93)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can you list the 19 ingredients in McDonald's French fries? Surprisingly, potatoes are actually one of them
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(53)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
In 1977 a plane carrying hundreds of bales of high-grade weed crashed into a high mountain lake in Yosemite. Before park rangers even knew it was there, rock climbers had rescued it all. This is their story
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(20)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
FBI investigating 'credible' bomb threats at Atlanta airport
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(138)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're a fugitive wanted for credit card fraud and theft, it's probably best not to take selfies featuring you and the wads of cash you've stolen from people and post them to Instagram
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(21)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
I don't mean to startle you, but you've volunteered to sell your business so we can have the Olympics on your property
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
University of Denver offers a marijuana law class. Since it's an advanced curriculum with a specialized topic, it will be considered a 420 level course
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists may have figured out what actuallly causes addiction, something which Farkers have known all along
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(51)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sir Patrick Stewart honored to be mistaken for a gay man, though he does wish people would quit trying to give him Star Trek-themed sexy cakes
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(30)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what our horizon would look like if Earth orbited around Alfa-Centauri, Sirius, Vega, Arcturus or Polaris, this is your lucky day
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What happens when you revisit 50-year-old TV science programs to check their predictions for the future? Well we never got floating bikes, robot snooker players or paper pants, although we're pretty good without that last one
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(23)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
No matter how much you want to impress your Facebook friends, don't post a picture of you with your Super Bowl credentials on Facebook
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(54)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Cops think guy who confused a restored '66 Mustang GT convertible with the fighter plane was drunk or high
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(51)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
School board fires a superintendent " widely considered one of the most effective school leaders of her generation" because she wasn't nice enough to them
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(92)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Family Dollar will be acquired by rival Dollar Tree for an estimated $8.5 billion. Who knew either company was that profitable?
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(39)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
'Classy' means different things to different people. Here, it means being buried in a casket covered with car parts to the sound of Johnny Cash
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
T-Mobile to begin ignoring bad credit: "The simple truth is that our relationship with that customer is actually a better predictor of future behavior than their credit history"
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(50)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In honor of the Patriots' deflated ball scandal, let's remember the MLB players who also doctored equipment
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(41)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeff Gordon announces he's tired of making left turns
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(96)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hottest new family photos idea is hiring forensic artists to predict how your kids will look in the future
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(14)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Drinkingfourcupsofcoffee everydaycanreduceyour riskofskincancer
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(44)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
One person injured, one person killed after game of deer pong. Drink
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to a $1,500,000,000 unsecured loan when the recipient goes bankrupt? J.P. Morgan has the answer
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(58)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Jesus getting tired of appearing on slices of toast and tree trunks decides to pop up on a wet dog's ear
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(48)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Be prepared to set your clocks back again this Thursday, or forward... We're not sure yet
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists investigating why more than 300 birds off the coast of California have emerged covered in a "mystery goo"
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(88)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New lab lets students work on real-world projects at Boeing, so the next time you're about to lawn dart into the tarmac on a flaming jet you can at least be glad someone got extra credit in class
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(12)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Red. Velvet. Oreos
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(93)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Canadian government doesn't want people to know its most top-secret electronic spying complex is secured by a padlock on a back door with no alarm. Oops
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ignored in the "war against terrorism" is Barack Obama's global assassination campaign targeting people suspected of perhaps intending to harm us some day, and any unfortunates who happen to be nearby
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(83)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
In an announcement that will please exactly no one, President Obama's proposal to reform education tax credits includes eliminating tax-exempt growth of 529 college savings plans
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(181)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Despite a smear campaign generated by lawbreakers and malcontents, America's opinion of the police is still incredibly high, though they still have mixed feelings about Sting's solo work
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(98)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
D'Qwell Jackson's D'scovery on a D'fensive interception triggered the D'flated ball investigation
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(181)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Retired police officer spots Bigfoot while camping, east of Fresno county, California: "It didn't stand up fully straight, it had very ape-like features, I didn't know what I was looking at"
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(41)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You might want to stock pile cans of gasoline because a former oil executive predicts $5/gallon as early as this summer
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(172)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FARK-ready headline: "Shots fired at benefit event for local shooting victim"
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gambling haven Macau announces $18 billion casino resort inspired by Batman's Gotham City (pics)
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Big Block of Cheese Day is back, let's celebrate by doing the Cheddar Shredder
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(11)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Kentucky teenagers who embarked on a multi-state crime spree finally captured in...well, you know
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(114)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How do you make the "Star Trek: Enterprise" opening credits far less annoying? You replace the "Enterprise" theme song with the "Perfect Strangers" theme song
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(48)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The Cincinnati Bengals intern who wondered how much he'd get for team equipment on eBay? Well, we have an answer. One year
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Dallas Safari Club, who offered a shot at killing a black rhino last year, is back -- with a shot at killing an elephant. You know, to curb overpopulation
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(134)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wendy's to remove sodas from kid's menu listings, still plan to keep the annoying redhead in their commercials
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(36)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"The costs outweigh the benefits, and the revenue-enhancement feature of this predominates over safety"
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(33)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Sad: Veteran with a good job gets fired due to dropping commodity prices. Amazing: He bought the company a few months later
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(12)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Scotland shattered as rumors of Pizza Hut's Easter Creme Egg-crust pizza turn out to be nothing more than a cruel internet hoax. Och, they wanted to believe (w/ pic of what an Easter Creme Egg pizza could look like)
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Season is half done and your best teams are..... the Islanders and Predators??
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just the latest example of law enforcement officers and their supporters demonstrating incredible petulance in retaliation for public scrutiny or the rare attempt to hold rogue cops accountable for their actions
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(214)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Verily, man doth not live by bread alone, but by the Word of God. Unless he overdoseth on the heroin schmeared on the pages therein
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(27)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The redneck fairytale romance seems to be at an end after Mama June kicks Sugar Bear out of her home for "looking at women online"
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(37)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
What if the film MACHETE starred a beautiful woman instead of Danny Trejo? Well the Argentinians were crazy enough to do it and BRING ME THE HEAD OF MACHINE GUN WOMAN is so violent I'm still washing the blood off my laptop
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(24)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
2015 (11111011111) is the last binary palindrome numbered year until 2047 (11111111111)
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(26)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pigeons cleared of espionage charges, have no egrets
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(15)
 
(CNY Central)
 
 
 
Rick Springfield's butt has been cleared of wrongdoing
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(23)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Get your bar towels ready: Guinness-flavored potato chips are now a reality
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(42)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oh you don't like Bud Light? Well what if there was a phone app that delivered it to you in an hour? Oh wait, there is
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(65)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
F-35s to be declared 'combat ready,' even as they iron out bugs in the on-board software. On the plus side, the software is now reliable enough to start the jet and maintain stable flight. But all that war fighting stuff, not so much
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(215)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans to reduce derp by up to 55% during the 2016 Election season
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(91)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, "Star Trek Voyager" premiered. Here's someone who didn't think it sucked
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(211)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Eugene Levy's new series debuts on a US cable channel nobody's heard of, reunites him with SCTV cast, title can't be announced on-air & was inspired by Kim Basinger
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(32)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what world leaders look like on the loo? Well here you go
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(40)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
How unpopular are traffic cameras in Puerto Rico? The government just abolished them and ordered refunds for everybody
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(18)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Clay Aiken says he believes congressional districts are "gerrymandered beyond recognition", in what may be the most obvious statement he's made since he confirmed his sexuality
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(8)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
In memory of beloved wife who was killed in Kobe earthquake of 1995, sushi chef has kept menu items and prices exactly the same for the past 20 years, as well as her hand-lettered yellowing menu on the wall
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(12)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This Hillbillies Vs. Mobsters film starring Liam Neeson and Patrick Swayze is more redneck than the whole cast of Duck Dynasty smuggling moonshine in a jacked up truck while the kid from Deliverance plays the banjo. I love it
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(19)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The first Chinese cars are coming to the U.S. this year, rumored to be filled with asbestos and will break easily on the highway
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(35)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A teenage girl spent three years of her life convinced she was dead before being cured by watching Disney films. Expect to see this as a Disney film in 2017
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incredible private jets owned by private citizens. Bonus: Boeing convinced a customer that his plane has "the same" missile avoidance system as Air Force One
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(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man hires a handyman to murder his wife. Incredibly, the job was finished on time and on budget
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Bitcoin isn't a currency. It's a Ponzi scheme for redistributing wealth from one libertarian to another"
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(192)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mother of four-year-old killed by reckless teen driver screams in court that there is no justice when teen is offered plea deal. Oops, I mean the mother of the teen that killed that little girl is screaming that's there's no justice
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(238)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guy plotting to blow up Congress was a momma's boy who lived in his parents' basement and considered his cat to be his best friend. No, I don't know what his Fark handle is yet
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(103)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
The Pope declared that if you don't stop making fun of his mother he is going to punch you
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(136)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An ancient Greek drinking game played more than 2,000 years ago at social drinking parties has been replicated by researchers, who have also figured out how to go undefeated at it
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(65)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diane Feinstein is "disappointed" that the CIA cleared itself of wrongdoing in snooping through Senators' computers (w/ helpful pic redefining the term disappointed)
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(25)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
British panhandlers have now begun to accept all major credit cards
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Beloved family pet owned for thirty-seven years is seized by animal control officers after it was discovered in a box along with the remains of two cats. Apparently, you can't have an alligator in Los Angeles
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(24)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The Archie vs. Predator crossover everyone was begging for is finally happening. Archie has to figure out how to please two women AND stop an intergalactic hunter killer. I'm sure he'll discuss it with Jugghead over some burgers and ... oh God no
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(68)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Take your electronic gizmos off grid with this gas powered, pocket sized, power plant. Can a fusion model be far behind?
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(30)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Look, there are hundreds of studies on Greenland's rapidly melting ice sheet alone. If you could just skim the abstract of one of those-just one, that's it-that would be great"
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(91)
 
(Arkansas Times)
 
 
 
Owner of Hot Springs, AR gun range who declared her business to be a "Muslim free zone" has gone from a "AW talking smack on Facebook" to "about to be sued" as she turns away a brown-skinned father and son she thought MIGHT be Muslim
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(251)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally measured the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bodies recovered from Ganges river in India. Um, isn't that the point?
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former University of South Dakota football player gets 5 years in IRS fraud scheme. Is now called the biggest football-associated scam of the IRS since the NFL declared itself a nonprofit 501(c)(6) association
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man goes from coach to private single passenger Delta chartered flight Difficulty: No upgrade fee
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(83)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Wallaby missing from petting zoo in Washington state, rumored to have run off with an overweight steer and a neurotic turtle
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Al Jazeera America is getting gutted and gored
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(41)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Has anyone figured out a easy way to handle the homeless ruining those beautiful parks you spend so much money on? How do you get rid of these people? They gather in the parks and then people don't go to the parks. EA: Challenge Everything
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(50)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gloria Allred and accusers planning protest for Bill Cosby's next show. BYOB
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Jets have hired Arizona Cardinals defensive coordinator Todd Bowles as the next head coach that they will fire in about four years
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi cleric issues fatwa against those who want to build a snowman. Followers on social media suggest that he let it go. Of course it's Saudi Arabia, so the cold never bothered them anyway
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(105)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Madison police chief tired of his officers getting blamed for "everything from male pattern baldness to global warming"
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(111)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I totally thought that I had misheard him because surely there was no respectable journalist in the world... But then I remembered that I was dealing with Don Lemon"
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(116)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Your city is balmy compared to this place
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(40)
 
(Some Swimmer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tired swimmer
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(38)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Five cooking techniques you should have mastered by now. "Boiling water to make ramen" strangely absent
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(102)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
This guy retired when he was 30. How? By riding his bike to work
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(236)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Prior to the start of the NFL season we all made our season predictions. How are your predictions holding up? (LGT original thread)
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anti-click bait discovered in Malaysia...Two Brits ride a motor scooter naked
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Central Command twitter account hijacked by IS. I'd feel scared, but I'm not sure why the US Central Command has a farking twitter account
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(68)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Daredevil base jumper frontflips nine times off a giant telecommunications tower. Man, the things people do for good phone signal
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Government: Oh, the jury awarded you $11.5 million because police murdered your husband? How quaint. Here's $400,000, now get out of here before we experience a Taser malfunction
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(110)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fifty-six dead and nearly two hundred ill after woman brews traditional Mozambique beer with crocodile bile
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(90)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gay pastor ignored biological impulses to marry a woman and became a major news story thanks to NPR. Now the guy's brother is pissed and doesn't understand how the internet works
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Sun January 11, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dude busted for recklessly driving his awesome gas-powered beer cooler
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(11)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant and the Cowboys lose playoff game thanks to a horrendous NFL rule. Twitter reacts with typical measured understanding and grace
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(316)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Phil Jackson says that it's tough to build a winner when you don't already have the winners in place so Phil Jackson can come in and take the credit
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(17)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Free speech in America: When the Smith College president gave a speech saying "we're just wild and crazy," the transcript replaced "crazy" with "ableist slur." Comments to the right, but please, no intelligence-impaired words
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(276)
 
(Watts Up With That)
 
 
 
Remember that study that considered whether there was a connection between global warming and Moon hoaxes? OK, stop laughing. One of the participants was 32,757 years old. OK, continue laughing
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(51)
 
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Brooklyn art gallery opens exhibit inspired by Walter White and Walt Whitman, featuring paintings that explore the "W.W. duality." Hipsters? You're GODDAMN right
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(12)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz reduced to appearing on Katy Perry's Superb Owl halftime show
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(120)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Premiere date set for the final seven episodes of Mad Men that should have aired last May
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pringles jumps on the disgusting potato chip bandwagon with chicken taco and cheeseburger flavored chips
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boog Powell acquired by rebuilding American League team. This is not a repeat from 1961
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
While the US is struggling to adopt 1990s credit card technology, the Nordic countries are thinking about getting rid of cash altogether
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(48)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
After putting a nude selfie on Instagram, Tara Reid offered $1M to do a porn video. Brandt actually can watch this time
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Sat January 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eerie frigid photos of Michigan's ice covered St Joseph Lighthouse are something almost from another world
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