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Headlines matching 'red'
Thu April 17, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Mayor who "kind of agreed" with white supremacist that murdered three people in Kansas City finds out his constituents "kind of agree" that he should resign or be impeached
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(68)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Marshmallow Peep untethered in the coldness of space is more watchable than Sandra Bullock in Gravity
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Will Arnett to divorce Amy Poehler, is prepared to lose the the banana stand
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gunman steals Master Key from postal worker, which will allow him to unlock the dungeon treasure and upgrade from red to blue mail
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(14)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Though it seems impossible, Predator could have actually wound up being even worse than it actually was
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(142)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
OMG killer sponges discovered in California, we're all going to die
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(53)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mother Jones, the online news publication that brought you the infamous "47%" sound bite, has captured another bombshell on tape: Governor Susana Martinez and her staff... (wait for it) ...use curse words in private
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(88)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
NHL playoff predictions are utter nonsense
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(30)
 
(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Russian court confirms: nailing your scrotum to Red Square is not technically a crime
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(22)
 
(The Standard)
 
 
 
A texting motorist who slammed into a bicyclist and injured his spine told police she has some regrets ... about the dents in her car. Subby has some regrets as well ... that the driver won't rot in jail for the next 10 to 20 years
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(136)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret? Stealing credit card information
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(43)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Redneck mathematicians calculate pi using a Mossberg 500 pump-action shotgun
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(31)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
If your Nigerian "girlfriend" whom you met on the Internet sends you thousands of dollars in hundred-dollar bills, then asks you to wire it all right back to you to "pay medical bills," don't be surprised when the cash turns out to be counterfeit
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for asking students to list slang names for genitalia on the left, inevitable thread full of unlikely responses on the right
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(156)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
India has created a third sex for transgendered people. Fark has created no sex, for any people
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(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In an attempt for people to pay attention to them, the St. Louis Rams will pay $100,000 if you correctly predict their 2014 schedule
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(25)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pharrell Williams loses any semblance of his street cred by breaking down and bursting into tears on Oprah Winfrey's sofa in front of a national audience
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(88)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
One sign that you hired the wrong hitman to murder your wife: she kills the hitman with a claw hammer
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(85)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The Red Moon should be taken as a sign from God that Obama should stop with the executive orders. Seriously. Why is everyone laughing?
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(115)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman runs red light and hits NBA player's car. Does she: A) flee the scene, B) pretend to be hurt, or C) ask for his autograph?
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(13)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Leftist viral totem-figure Wendy Davis was opposed to a new tollway until the trimester where her law firm was hired by the tollway
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(130)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As we approach the 50th anniversary of the 1964 World's Fair, let's check their predictions for the future and see how they did. Hey, where's my damn jetpack?
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(35)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Boredom, drugs and low morale might be something you expect from millennials, but not really from the U.S. nuclear missile corps
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(42)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada's Tax Agency to send out registered letters concerning stolen Heartbleed data. Good thing Canada still has a postal serv......aw crap
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fashion predictions from 1893 would look more appropriate in the land of Oz
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(61)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
New strain of performance-enhancing weed discovered
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(22)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Prison inmate accused of filing 387 tax-credit applications. Authorities became suspicious when all the forms requested payment in cigarettes
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(18)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez's mother says she and her husband were "blindsided" when their daughter unceremoniously fired them as her management team, says she doesn't have much hope for what will happen in the rest home
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(38)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man drives off 80ft cliff and survives, later credits Red Bull for giving him wings. No, really
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(11)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video of the only functioning Pak-40 (a WWII German anti-tank gun) in the United States being fired. The gun weighs over 3,000 lbs and fires a projectile that's almost three inches across
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(128)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Not news: New Virginia governor vetoes bill that passed with only one no vote. Not news: It affected the red light camera industry, which gave him and his party $63,000. Fark: Loophole in law means you can throw the citation away with no penalty
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I like my beer like I like my violence...domestic" sign gets bartender fired. FARK: the sign sports the Heineken logo
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(89)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The mammoth tusk discovered in Seattle has got a name, plans to carry it with it like its daddy did
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(16)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Yankee fans disappointed after Derek Jeter is given the day off. Joe Girardi: "I wasn't hired to put on a farewell tour"
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(18)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Thank goodness baseball now has instant replay. Calls that are blown on the field can be reviewed, confirmed as accurate, and then later declared blown again when the tapes are reviewed a second time
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(27)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Marc Klaas, child advocate and father of Polly Klaas who was kidnapped and murdered in 1993 slams Sheriff Laurie Smith, saying that she stonewalled the search for 15-year-old Sierra LaMar who was kidnapped while waiting for a school bus in 2012
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Sat April 12, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Marijuana stocks considered best investment of the next decade. Far out, man
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill Haley records "Rock Around The Clock" this day in 1954. Teenage music fans predict happy days ahead
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(23)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
NSA monitors WiFi on U.S. domestic flights. Apparently it's considered a national security issue to collect tweets about how bad it is to fly on Delta
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(50)
 
(News 12 Westchester)
 
Video
 
Border Patrol agents accuse guy of running red light when their van gets knocked over, so he uploads his dash cam video to YouTube, to the glory of every defense attorney who will ever cross-examine them
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is the innocence of youth being shattered by extreme porn?
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(167)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kathleen Sebelius' biggest achievement that no one has mentioned is that she made Obamacare implementation possible in red states
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby's cousin's Norwegian/Balkan folk metal band released their new album this week. This is what happens when your music is inspired by snow and beer. LGT music video
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(13)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz thinks the nomination hearings for HHS secretary Sebellius' replacement would be a great time to A) carefully examine her credentials and qualifications B) Show bi-partisan cooperation C) use it as a soapbox to try to repeal Obamacare
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(WFMY 2 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Better ingredients. Better hepatitis
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(44)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Scientists have figured out a way to turn astronauts' pee into clean drinking water, although it does have a certain tang to it
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats' hope for 2014: governor races since state lines can't be gerrymandered
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(48)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I'm calling pooh-pooh on King caucusing with GOP" I had a lad who pooh-pooh'd a king once. The king ignored the pooh-pooh, he pooh-pooh'd it. Fatal error. Turns out that lad had been pooh-poohing the party. Morale totally destroyed, by pooh-pooh
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(33)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bronx teacher fired for refusing threesome with her boss. But that's not the real story. The real story is the raging argument in the comments section about the accepted use of "s apostrophe" vs "apostrophe s"
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(130)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Japan actually wants North Korea to lob a missile in their direction so they can shoot it out of the sky. Ronald Reagan predicted this would be possible some day
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(89)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift powered Tron light-cycle simulator could be the future of arcade gaming - just don't get sucked in
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(27)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
S&P cuts Finland credit rating from "giant slalom" to "bunny hill"
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
God is suing a credit rating agency
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Judge has ruled The Game must stay 100 yards away from The Jilted Fiancee that suffered The Beating at the hands of The Game
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy Scout proves to bullies that he can indeed start a fire. Because it ended up on Fark, you know it backfired
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(22)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Apocalyptic data breach at Experian credit monitoring service may have put 200 million identities at risk for identity theft
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(92)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when even discount retailer Family Dollar is forced to close stores to reduce operating expenses
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(33)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Note to self: when stealing from a Home Goods store, resist the urge to immediately return items for store credit. Make sure those warrants are cleared up, too. Probably shouldn't leave the kid alone in the car, either. (w/mugshot goodness)
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Immigrants are such big moochers that they steal credit for half of patents filed in America
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(7)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember that DuPont heir who got sentenced to only probation and time at an inpatient treatment center for raping his three-year old daughter? Seems he never actually bothered to actually go to the treatment center either
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(98)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The search for Flight 370 has was declared "the most difficult search ever undertaken". Amelia Earhart could not be reached for comments
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(66)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Author claims to have solved disappearance of 23-year-old heir Michael Rockefeller in 1961. (spoilers) Apparently his boat overturned off coast of New Guinea, he swam to shore, and was then immediately devoured by cannibals
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(32)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
News flash: Jellybean-flavored milk is the worst of both worlds
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(21)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace covered the Ultimate Warrior's death with nothing but class. Just kidding
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(178)
 
(Chicago Magazine)
 
 
 
Chicago also lowered their murder rates. By not reporting murders
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(18)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Is your favorite TV show on the bubble? Find out the expected status of all endangered shows to the left. Spoiler: Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. will continue to disappoint fans who keep hoping maybe the next episode will finally get good
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(75)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
After finding Bank of America with its hand too far in the cash drawer, the CFPB slams it on them, hard, forcing them to refund nearly $800 million to customers it sold BS "identity theft protection" and "credit card Insurance" to
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(19)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Workers in France now legally barred from responding to work emails on their own time. Like when they're eating their dinner, going to bars or sitting home watching TV and smoking stinky French cigarettes, all of which were paid for by their jobs
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(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
An interesting look at the career arc of hitmen: "Everyone starts as a novice, whatever your job. You bumble around, make mistakes, learn by doing, then if not captured, move on to dilettante, journeyman and finally, the master"
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(131)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know that bright flash of light shooting up into the Martian sky captured by the Mars rover? NASA says it's merely a shiny rock and it's certainly not an alien beacon and just forget you ever saw anything and go back to watching the Kardashians
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(53)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
George Lucas wants to build a "major museum" in Chicago that would house his collection of artwork, memorabilia, and the severed head of Jar-Jar Binks
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(17)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Incredibly rare "back-to-back" maximum eclipses are coming
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Social media marketers now have an inspirational song they can sing while doing whatever the hell it is they do. The song itself would be considered a human rights violation in many countries, and why yes, we have that song. You've been warned
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Former red shirt: 'I'd rather get shot at' than work for Vulcan. Illogical
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(3)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Some of the worst tech predictions ever
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(56)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
11 children injured after hit and run driver crashes into car, sends it into Orlando day care center
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Lighting a mattress on fire" may indeed cure your boredom, and "being a minor" might get you out of the first degree murder of a rescuer
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(19)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Firefox users can no longer access Red State because "it is not consistent with Mozilla's corporate values"
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(208)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Harvard student who died falling off of building remembered as motivated, inquisitive, hard-working, Newtonian
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(29)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia'$ Governor veto$ bill allowing drivers to appeal red-light camera tickets
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: "Stephen Colbert is a deceiver" Oh shiat, he finally figured out the show's schtick
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(83)
 
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes football pitch in Austria, leaves 8 players injured
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(21)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
At McDonald's, a car full of naked people drove up and ordered food, with paper bags on their heads. I believe one of them referred to another as 'Mom'
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Summer gas prices predicted to drop by a whole penny. Now I can buy myself a nice piece of rock candy from the jar here in 1955
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(13)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man accurately predicts the collective outcome of 62 games well enough to win $100,000. Unfortunately, he was supposed to predict the outcome of 63
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(15)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"The next step in interactive gaming could come in the form of a handheld game controller that gauges the player's brain activity and monitors their emotions and throws more zombies on the screen when it senses the player is bored" (pics)
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Honestly officers, my car must be insured, I have a Meerkat toy at home and he gets stuffy if I'm not home at a certain time. He'll tell you about the insurance"
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(9)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Science discovers if you're planning to hitchhike, you have a much better chance of being picked up on a sunny day than a cloudy one. No word on what the ideal weather would be when your dismembered remains are found in a suitcase at a rest stop
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Forty of the Eighty cars in an LAPD patrol division had the recording equipment tampered with. I am sure this is just because they don't want other departments finding out their outstanding investigative techniques
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(36)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
While "lighting a mattress on fire" may indeed cure your boredom, there SHOULD be another part of your brain that tells you "NO, dumbass....NO"
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every year the Colorado legislature passes a resolution declaring Holocaust Awareness Week. And every year the GOP turns it into a platform to talk about guns, abortion and....Genghis Khan's hundred year reign
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(69)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police successfully lowered the crime rate. By not reporting crime
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(56)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
How long until Triple H abeyances Daniel Bryan? Has the Undertaker recovered from his Borking? Is Sting ready to take Vince's money? Will the crowd continue the tradition of being hotter than the Wrestlemania crowd on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(2825)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Liberals wish to remind other Liberals that you are acting like values centered Republicans with this whole Eich thing
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(304)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
This October the World Series will come down to a dramatic seventh game between the Rangers and Red Sox
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(34)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Just in case you've ever wondered, computer bugs cannot be killed with fire
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You remember all those emails that claim that someone once figured out how to power a car on nothing but water? Pure nonsense of course. Now, figuring out how to power an aircraft carrier with seawater on the other hand? Navy scientists just did that
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(57)
 
(Throwback)
 
 
 
He's starred in over 50 films and today is his 60th birthday. Hint: he once fought better the more drunk he got
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(50)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what is happening to a South American tribe who white people only discovered 10 years ago? That's right, they're all dying
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(61)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Could somebody please explain why a small town police department in southeastern Iowa needs a fully armored military vehicle designed to prowl a desert war zone? "I just think it's a great way to help the taxpayers"
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(148)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
William Kristol isn't often right. But he may have been right when he predicted in 1993 that healthcare reform could doom the GOP
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(90)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Hundreds of residents chase Westboro protesters out of Oklahoma town
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(215)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant did something that even Michael Jordan has never done before. He scored at least 25 points for the 41st game in a row
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(78)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Teacher has a policy that if your phone rings during class, you have to answer it on SPEAKER...predictable result occurs
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(35)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Appalachia: "Hey, there's more to offer here than just blind kids playing banjo, and filthy, haggard, sunken-eyed, inbred chain smokers living in abject poverty"
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(193)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones returns tonight after the tragic events of the Red Wedding. Will Joffrey's wedding go off without a hitch? Will Jamie lend a hand? Will Hodor Hodor? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Official GOT discussion thread
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(245)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times editorial page: Obama needs to quit blaming other people for his failings - besides, as accredited sycophants, blaming other people for Obama's failings is OUR job
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(36)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes sweeps the front row while Red Bull starts mid pack for the first night race of the year. This is your Formula 1 Bahrain Grand Prix discussion thread. Race starts 11:00am EDT, 8am PDT on NBCSN
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(170)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
One of the most powerful people in WWE is actually a "crazy redheaded kid" who watches a lot of TV
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that credit reporting agency that Target offered free service for its customers after it got hacked? It got hacked too. FARK: Over 200 million Social Security numbers may have been stolen
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(51)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sick of high casualty rates on away missions, Red Shirts threaten civil war
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(23)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ike Davis hits walk off grand slam as Mets defeat Reds. We may be living in bizarro world this weekend
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(9)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Ultimate Warrior's speech be more incoherent than Bob Backlund's? Is DDP going to get credit for making Jake Roberts and Scott Hall sober enough to survive in New Orleans? It's the WWE 2014 Hall of Fame ceremony, 8 PM on WWE Network
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(1353)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Drug smugglers forced to alter their methods of bringing in cocaine and marijuana after the mean old cops figured out all their smuggling routes
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(45)
 
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
If you have a camera and are near two or more kids, you are a potential child predator
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(161)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Lost 1945 color film from Chicago Board of Education discovered and digitized, featuring deep-voiced narrator who promotes the most American of American cities to tourists and families. Holy Cow
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(34)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
LPGA Tour Commissioner Mike Whan is disappointed, frustrated, and a little scared by hot female golfers
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(17)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Karl Urban says a Judge Dredd sequel is a "promise"
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(97)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I see your previous jobs included mouse catcher, box inspector and couch shredder? You're hired. You can start on Caturday
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(1126)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you had '4' as the number of games Mark Texiera would play before getting injured, step up and claim your prize
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(10)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blood-soaked chain saw, a legless corpse in the tub and severed limbs in a freezer: Police suspect foul play
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(48)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games dressing up as a red-faced Native American caricature, Mr. Pale Face, until you come face to face with an actual Native American (with awesome picture goodness)
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(60)
 
(Eugene Weekly)
 
 
 
Woman on maternity leave fired for checking and deleting email from home, "which the company considered destruction of company property"
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(180)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Want to feel better about your shiatty life? Watch a 25-year-old, floppy-haired Jon Hamm make a fool of himself on a dating show
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(30)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember those good old days when we used to have beautiful mountains and rolling hills...of tires? Well thanks to the Government they're now an endangered species with 90% of them gone forever
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(36)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Hey Mitch, do you like apples?" "Well gosh, yeah I do, Harry. Why do you ask?" o/[Uninsured Rate of Kentuckians plummets] "How do you like them apples, Mitch? ^_^" " -_- "
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(55)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
News: Security flaw discovered in Xbox. Fark: By five year old
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(54)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
After getting the predictable hate mail for featuring a gay couple in their "This is wholesome" ad campaign, Honey Maid graham crackers responds with perhaps the sweetest "no, fark YOU" of all time
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(140)
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Headline: 1.5 millionth Corvette recovered from sinkhole. Fark: How deep IS that hole?
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(17)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Red and green image of gamma rays from the center of the Milky Way might show dark matter, claims angry scientist
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(21)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Experian continues to thrive in difficult economic times due to great info & high demand for it. First they sell your SS# to identity theives, then sign you up for credit monitoring services. Winning
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(12)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Authorities say Fort Hood Shoot showed no signs of Suicidal Tendencies, so they considered him a Minor Threat
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(161)
 
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
Newspaper which fired copy editors discovers that it needs copy editors, asks for volunteers
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(34)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what the smug a-hole way of yelling "SUCK IT, TREBEK" as a Jeopardy contestant is, allow this guy to show you how it's done
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(72)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Increasing number of men pressured to accept realistic standards of female beauty
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(86)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British towns reinstalling Doctor Who-style Tardis police call boxes because they actually reduce crime, although they do attract Daleks
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(34)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Smithsonian Channel produces first basic-cable special on MH370. Upcoming TLC special will examine whether redneck dwarves downed flight, while H posits aliens
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman featured in viral video writes about hearing for the first time and dealing with losing her sight
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(23)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The UK is investigating credit card firms for acting like credit card firms
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(4)
 
(FHM Magazine)
 
 
 
It was 41 years today that someone answered a phone and was asked, 'Hey, guess where I'm calling you from?"
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(10)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Seismic activity detected in Redmond as 800-pound gorilla starts to stomp around. Windows is now free for devices under 9", universal apps coming for your PC, Windows phone, and Xbox, and oh yeah, the start menu? It's coming back
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(284)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The deleted scene from "Gravity" that redefines the whole movie
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(55)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
That's some fine Gangnam Style charity dancing, policeman. Oh and you're fired
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at what stared the most devastating war of the 21st Century: The Fast Food Breakfast Wars
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(100)
 
(Alaska Dispatch)
 
 
 
A hundred mile ultramarathon in the backcountry? In the frigid Alaskan interior in winter? On a unicycle? What could possibly go wrong? (Surprisingly, nothing)
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(16)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson will speak at Omaha Pastafarians conference. No word yet on whether he will wear the required pirate regalia
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(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin divorces his wife of 30 years so he can spend more time with his horse or doing judo or his gymnast friend who is incredibly flexible according to the article
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(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jailed 27-year-old murderer becomes Britain's youngest grandfather ever. Mississippi and West Virginia say "heck, we got hundreds like that"
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(36)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
World's oldest weather report discovered, immediately proceeded by the world's oldest complaint about the weather report
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(16)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Flight 370's passengers have all been officially cleared of any hijacking attempt. I'm sure they're relieved
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(22)
 
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
A new high-tech bullet designed to take out all your organs has sold out faster than a speeding, incredibly destructive bullet, although they are available in single units if you knock on the wrong door in a trailer park
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(187)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets GM is sticking to his prediction that the team will win 90 games. Apparently he didn't mean in one season
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
3000 monkeys in a room armed with typewriters can out-predict government intelligence officers on world events, as long as those monkeys are above-average-intelligence, normal citizens and they are armed with Google
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(21)
 
(TPNN)
 
 
 
Oh, FFS, I can't keep this straight anymore. Fancy lads say the Pope is 'cool' with the Right now because Taft is a poopy-head. [Redacted by the NSA]
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Congressional report says that regulators ignored a "pattern of problems" at GM. A pattern of problems meaning Vega, Chevette, Cimarron, Aztec
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(56)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(NOW Toronto)
 
 
 
Clown takes offense at being compared to Mayor of Toronto. Decides to run for Mayor himself
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DeSean Jackson moving closer to deal with Washington Redskins, as long as he does not drop the ball just before reaching the goal line
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(60)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mom's April Fools' "shots fired inside the school" prank fails to fool her daughter, April
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(18)
 
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Harvard students have signed up for Mark Zuckerberg's new "Facebook" service. Zuckerberg hopes that one day every Harvard student and alum will sign up
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(60)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Letter purportedly from the USGS warning of an imminent "Big One" is a hoax. You will actually have no warning whatsoever, but let's hear from a Cucamonga ambulance driver: "I thought it might be credible"
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a case that inexplicably reached the high court, the Justices unanimously rule that severance payments are in fact considered to be taxable wages, but refrain from issuing a one-word opinion of "duh"
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ceasefire declared in Sudan. Looks like that's all wrapped in a nice little package, then
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(12)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Fruits and vegetables may reduce risk of death." Subby is pretty sure that his risk of death is still 100%
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(19)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage knows the Red Wedding caused you great agony. And he couldn't be happier about it
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Seven perpendicular red lines drawn with green and transparent ink. Call in the expert
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Firefighters injured after children underestimate the power of the hose
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(33)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"We must hate teachers. I've won awards, my kids thrive. But thanks to crazy tests, I'm considered one of the worst teachers in the state because I don't teach to the test, and I'm being shamed by my home state." Well, the tag explains it
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How I Met Your Mother finale was predictable and unfunny. Classic Schmosby
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(255)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Incredible coffee shop designed like a Rolleiflex Camera - Instagram be damned
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(2)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Drug traffickers accidentally hired a cop to deliver 1,000 lbs. of marijuana
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(39)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
At 18 he scored in his first NHL appearance in 1946, set a dozen of records that still stand, has a hat trick named after him, is a legend known as "Mr Hockey" and turns 86 today. Here's his last NHL goal at age 52. Happy Birthday Gordie Howe
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(35)
 
(Kera News)
 
 
 
The Texas Rangers' season opener featured some pretty incredible new concessions, such as Bacon on a Stick, Frozen Beer, and the Choomongous, a 24 inch sub, loaded with Asian beef and spicy slaw. Bypass surgery coupons available for $5
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For your added convenience on deadline day, the Obamacare web site is being offered in special unavailable condition a second time. Thank you, come again for the trifecta
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(115)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gas station attendant who publicly challenged his boss to fire him has been fired
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(80)
 
(Strange Beaver)
 
 
 
With April Fool's Day tomorrow, here are some last minute prank ideas that will most likely get you punched and/or fired
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(77)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"County officials are advising library patrons to use umbrellas as shields from the two red-shouldered hawks"
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(16)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Red Sox vs Orioles opening day thread. 3:05 p.m. EST. Blather to the left, Intelligent discussion to the right
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(87)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Brilliant new art show showcases film-inspired maps - useful for when there's no 3G signal in Middle Earth
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Porn kingpin Steve Hirsch claims that if Kris Jenner's rumored sex tape is offered to him, he will buy it and return it to Kris because, let's be honest, no one wants to see that
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bisexual woman tired of stereotypes that try to force her into a box
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(291)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Reminder: Today is your last day of open enrollment and you must sign up for Obamacare now. The Obamacare web site has been helpfully rendered inoperable for your convenience
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(614)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler finally gets bored of celebrities, sobriety
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(30)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
International court tells Japan to halt its scientific study into how many whales can be slaughtered in a year
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(99)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASCAR looks at ways to reduce concussions, which is good news for the fans who pass out and hit their heads after sitting in the sun while drinking beer for four hours
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(26)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Fox Soccer)
 
 
 
Unconscious and swallowing his own tongue after taking a knee to the face, a Ukrainian soccer player was rescued by a member of the opposing team who cleared his airway. Story to the left, comments of how it was a dive to the right
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(26)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
Magnitude 4.8 earthquake registered in Yellowstone National Park, home to the largest supervolcano on the planet. NOW you may panic
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(73)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
When transporting 15 kilograms of cocaine in a car that is not registered to you, make sure that the tail light isn't faulty and for the love of FSM don't give them consent to search the vehicle using their drug dog, 'cause it never ends well
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(72)
 
(KMTV Omaha)
 
 
 
Teenagers have grown tired of smoking cigarettes and marijuana, have instead turned to smoking...coffee, of all things
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Incredible mashup of 43 cartoon songs in under 5 minutes
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After death of girlfriend, Mick Jagger comforted by very ordinary eldest daughter whose mom inspired Brown Sugar. "He's never been one for needy women. And Karis has never asked him for anything. Not one thing - unlike all his other children"
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(62)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tina Fey hopes that the $79,000 judgment for failing to pay workers compensation insurance doesn't scar her credit rating
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(33)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The security guard hired to replace the security guard who was sacked for falling asleep was sacked for falling asleep by the person who hires security guards, who has NOT been sacked, but who has resigned
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(31)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Daryll Issa to investigate into whether the military was told to 'stand down' in Benghazi. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and his own party respond with investigation into whether or not they farking stuttered the last time he asked
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(137)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Silvio Berlusconi is barred from office for two years, but will still play an important role in upcoming elections. In other news, bribery, tax fraud, and soliciting an underage prostitute only get you barred from office for two years in Italy
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(18)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago may have to pay almost $6 million to a bicyclist injured after a tree branch fell on him
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(59)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Realizing that Fred Phelps has passed away, another pastor steps up to promote hate. He claims that "Jesus would stone homos." Subby's not gay, but can't we all just get along?
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(118)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
He was the last person to make a recorded kill in war with a bow and arrow, captured 50 Nazis wielding only a sword, but probably killed more of his own troops due to playing the bagpipes for them before going into combat
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate made her children regurgitate food and then eat it again, held her children's heads underwater and pretty much tortured them for 8 years, while Stepfather of the year candidate stood by and did nothing
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 14-year-old student who is possibly smarter than 99% of us has figured out a way to save the U.S. government $400 million a year, just by switching the font they use to print out documents
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(191)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michele Malkin and others demand Stephen Colbert be fired because they don't understand the joke he made the other day
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(357)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While many take to the Internets to vent their predictable outrage that the movie "Noah" just isn't Bible-y ENOUGH, Ricky Gervais wins Twitter by congratulating Russel Crowe on his new movie saying "I hear it's even better than the book"
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(84)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
These computer pranks probably won't get you fired, but worrying about the retaliation may cost you some sleep
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(90)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders says there's no good reason to keep Transgendered individuals from serving in the military, other than the fact that M2F individuals always seem to cut off the Rifleman's Creed
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beneath the strings of red paper lanterns and narrow alleyways of San Francisco's Chinatown lies a sinister underworld run by "Shrimp Boy"
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(28)
 
(WHTC Holland)
 
 
 
USDA predicts 3.5% gain in food prices, average American waistline
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(26)
 
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
Forget microchips and cloud storage - future computers will be powered by slime
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(12)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church, who preach their hate citing the first amendment are planning on picketing a liquor store that put up a sign that reads: Fred Phelps 1929-2014 Champagne 10% off Not a coincidence
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(85)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
In July of 2012, we found the Higgs Boson. But its mass was accurately predicted back in 2009. And if the theory of asymptotic safety is correct, it's the last new particle we'll ever find
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(36)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Credible lead" emerges in hunt for MH370
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(107)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin is tired of hearing you complain, so here's a new chapter from Winds of Winter
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(88)
 
(Fabulous Foods)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Does your sandwich look like whatever you find in the fridge? Are there precise ingredients that must be used with an exact order for optimal enjoyment? Show us what the proper sandwich looks like
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(166)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
We apologise again for the fault in the security. The security guard hired to replace the security guard who was sacked for falling asleep has been sacked for falling asleep by the people who hire security guards, who have NOT been sacked
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(32)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Good news: You can get a 3D-printed skull when a bullet fired from a 3D-printed gun pierces your original boring one
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(56)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New report shows that 1 out of 10 Secret Service agents were aware of "security concerns" due to colleague's excess drinking. The other nine preferred chewing Trident
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(16)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Zac Efron wandered into a bad part of LA, getting into a fight on Skid Row. Police believe it may have happened when a drug dealer saw Efron and told the actor, "I remember you"
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(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fight Night at the Joe: 17 years ago tonight, the Red Wings and Avalanche amassed 46 penalties totaling 228 minutes in one of the greatest games in NHL history. Bonus: Claude Lemieux turtles while being pummeled by Darren McCarty at the 0:20 mark
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congress seeks to abolish Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac oversight on US lenders by creating a new US lender-owned issuer of government-backed loans. It's like Congress is taking crazy pills
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(20)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ukraine gets $18 billion bailout package from International Monetary Fund, to be spent by Russian soldiers pressure-washing what's left of Ukraine protestors out of the tracks of their armored vehicles
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(12)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Despite expert predictions, the euro has appreciated against the dollar. And if the EU continues to be seen as an area characterised by political stability & economic opportunity the euro could strengthen further
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(9)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Terrorists caught: 0. TSA agents caught and fired for stealing from passengers: 400
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(26)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Vice mayor of a small town in Arizona makes a pro-Fred Phelps post on Facebook. `We need more Fred Phelps in this world. May you rest in peace sir.'' How many times must the cannon balls fly, before Arizona gets its own Fark tag?
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(79)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man Utd owners stand fully behind beleaguered David Moyes, will not issue "vote of confidence" because all Americans and English know precisely what that would mean
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(3)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Red Sox outfielder Jonny Gomes goes full 'murica
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(19)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: the humble eraser
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(31)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Nine-alarm fire in Boston's Back Bay area. Firefighters injured. Stay safe, farkers
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(119)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Blur's Damon Albarn warns against heroin use. Just kidding. "It was incredibly creative. It freed me up...I can only say (heroin) was incredibly productive for me. Hand on heart"
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bears wanted a ring, so they went to Jared
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(49)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Ex-teacher sues Catholic school that fired her for getting pregnant while unmarried, despite famous precedent
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(53)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Marinating meat in beer may reduce levels of carcinogens
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(29)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
How do you punish a police officer who wrongly tasered a partially-sighted 63 year-old stroke victim?... Get him to say sorry of course
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(35)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer: WTF guys, your Viagra and penis pumps are covered under insurance yet you want to run the risk of getting your mistresses pregnant?
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(409)
 
(Scunthorpe Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bring back Paul The Octopus - Pip the 'psychic' goat gets it all wrong in predicting Scoonthorpe United v Cheltenham Town result
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(3)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What? You're telling me that Massachusetts State Police and Boston FBI may have done something shady while still being cleared of all wrongdoing? My god man, it's like you just told me the tooth fairy isn't real
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(79)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Obese and uncultured" - What the French really think about Americans and Brits according to Google
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(133)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New Jersey fossil hunter discovers half of ancient giant sea turtle bone, takes it to local museum to have it identified. Curators joke maybe it's other half of another bone discovered in the 1800s. Well, what do you know?
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Obama played a "nuclear war game" with world leaders at the Nuclear Security Summit, reportedly angered Germany and China by refusing to share his Cheetos and Mountain Dew Code Red
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transnistria predicted to be Russia's next target. U.N. plans on issuing a statement just as soon as anyone can actually find it on a map
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(20)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL reduces total play time in an average game from eleven minutes thirty seconds to eleven minutes
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(46)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Grad school is a debt machine for our incredibly well-educated retail workers
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(110)
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Inhuman monster that inflicted gluten-free hipsters upon us honored with statue
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pentagon:"Hey, you guys remember all those 'Benghazi probes' the Congress GOP ordered? Yeah, the bills just came in"
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(114)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas lawmakers pass a bill to name the state's official fossils that were hidden there by Satan five hundred years ago to test our faith
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(22)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps, hero of the progressive left... kinda
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(91)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
JPMorgan's China chief resigns to spend more time with the children of high-ranking officials he hired
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(21)
 
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
What was promised to be "the most transparent Administration in history" has turned out to be "the greatest enemy of press freedom that we have encountered in at least a generation"
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(331)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Redskins owner Daniel Snyder visits 28 reservations to learn how offensive his team name is, writes letter showing he learned nothing
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(424)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
S&P cuts Brazil credit rating from wax to machete
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(1)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Visually stunning art video of nude archetypal imagery based on symbols from the zodiac rendered through CGI and you already clicked at the word nude so there's no point in writing anything else. (PG-13ish)
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Invention from mother of wheelchair-bound son helps him and other physically impaired children walk for the first time. Parents advised not make auto-loader noises, or simulate fights with xenomorphs
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(30)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Two year-old injured after slicing open hands on razor blades glued to playground equipment at a city park. Yes, you read that right
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how a tiny chihuahua can be related to a Rottweiler? Well wonder no more with this infographic of a dog family tree that highlights the diversity of dogs and how breeds are interconnected
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(66)
 
(Good Reads)
 
 
 
"Love isn't a state of perfect caring. 'Love' is an active noun, like 'struggle.' To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now." Happy birthday, Fred Rogers
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(77)
 
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
National Geographic photographer stitched together 126 photos to compile one picture of "The President", the second-largest Sequoia Redwood on Earth, standing 247' tall. Oh yeah, it's 3,200 years old
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(41)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's lawyers have cleared Chris Christie of any wrongdoing. Well, that settles that
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(39)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
So you're having trouble finishing your research paper for your English class? Just follow these steps to get your teacher fired
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(132)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Peru resolves 100-year old maritime dispute with Chile. Is now set to become the leading economic power house of Latin America. It has already reduced poverty from 50% in 2000 to 20% today. Not bad going
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(33)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Writer hired for 2017's The The Wolverine
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(38)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Strongly Catholic nation, Philippines, has doubling of teenage pregnancy rate over the last decade as now only half the church's teachings are being adhered to
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(32)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paula Patton insists the line of reconciliation between she and Robin Thicke is still quite blurred
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(6)
 
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
If you had a 38 days before the lawsuits started against GM by family members of those who were killed or injured in car accidents that could have been prevented if GM had said something sooner, step up and claim your prize
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(27)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
A Boy Scout wants to help his community. So he sets up Bat Condos for up to 1,600 bats to sleep and live in hoping they will help reduce the mosquito population. No word what they will use to get rid of the bats once they become a nuisance
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(72)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Thirty people injured after Chicago's Blue Line train derailed and struck a platform. And it happened at 2:55 AM, just in time to completely throw off the morning commute
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(54)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are having a baby. Red says he's not loving anybody he's not legally required to
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(56)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment of wisdom being shared
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(28)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Giant birthday cake baked for Nevada's 150th anniversary. To fully encapsulate the flavor of the state, the cake was designed to taste like hookers, mobsters, and shattered dreams
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Latest possible Flight 370 debris satellite imagery surrendered by France
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(83)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
New Orleans cop charged with speeding, no license plate, expired driver's license, battery on an officer, speeding, aggravated flight from an officer, disregarding a stop sign, disregarding a red light and reckless operation of a vehicle
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(68)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Anita Baker insists the arrest warrant issued against her is part of a large conspiracy to discredit her
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(21)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if a submarine surfaced right underneath a walrus, and then the walrus takes a nap on the submarine? Wonder no more (pic)
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I've fathered 98 children, and won't stop"
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(71)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This week, on MLP: FiM - Tired of living in the shadow of her sister's fabulosity, Sweetie Belle tries to throw Rarity under the 10:30am Friendship Express to the Hub. Will a dreamwalking princess be able to set things right again?
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(202)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school football player who is geekier than most of us can play piano, trombone, tuba, small tuba, guitar, bass guitar, snare, trumpet and drums and has been offered 150 college scholarship offers. Finally something good comes out of Florida
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(74)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Twenty-two years after getting sexually harassed by now Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Anita Hill opens up about the incident in a new documentary sponsored by Coke
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(139)
 
(Trek Today)
 
 
 
Leonard Nimoy, who was dead, then wasn't, then was retired from acting, then wasn't, then retired again but made a cameo and was last seen on life support in a wheelchair will be performing with the Boston Pops this May. Suck it, Vaders
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese smog insurance goes on sale to tourists for trips hampered by bad air. No coverage available for travelers injured after accidentally walking into the Great Wall
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl uses prescription "monster spray" to eradicate monsters under her bed. Stupid kid... doesn't she know that prescription strength monster eradication remedies are only available in powdered form?
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(86)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Russia 'bewildered' by US sanctions. "We thought you'd rename Beef Stroganov to Freedom Stew and be done with it"
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(209)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"The Atlanta Braves are in trouble with their starting rotation" is the greatest understatement since Noah called the weather bureau and got a recording predicting light fog and drizzle
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(47)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reds fastballer Aroldis Chapman can throw 100+ MPH like he's part-machine, so it's no surprise that he can also be fixed with plates of metal
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(31)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
No funeral for Fred Phelps, disappointing almost everyone still alive
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(237)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the recent passing of Fred Phelps, Subby is looking for recommendations on a few highly-rated LGBTQ, AIDS research and Veterans charities to donate to in his memory. Might as well make something good come out of this (LGT inspiration)
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(23)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Zoo attempts to breed endangered crocodiles, learns that crocodiles do not practice safe sex
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(38)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
I present you the top 12 worst Muppets ever. Come in for the Elmo hatred, stay for the argument that Snuffaluffagus is on the list
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(157)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Bakery ordered to change name of doughnut-croissant hybrid "Crauxnuts" (w/pic of this marvelous abomination)
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(21)
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
NewsFlash
 
God hates Freds
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(1253)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Madoff is bothered by wealth redistribution, unfazed by cognitive dissonance
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For sale: Gently used South African villa. Fine tiled bathroom with beautiful red Pollack-like design. Door replacement needed; soundproofing recommended. Great for couples Won't cost you an arm or a couple of legs
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police said they were looking for "people acting suspiciously on Friday night, possibly covered in soil"
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TX middle school principal suspended, and then fired for forbidding Spanish to be spoken at her school. Then things get weird, really, really, weird as activists on both sides are calling for an FBI investigation alleging harassment by "terrorists"
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barely Legal: These hottest first-time-on-the-market foreign cars are now available in the U.S., thanks to a little-known red-tape workaround, called the 25 Year Rule, Can you say 'Porsche 959'? I knew you could
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(69)
 
(Autosport)
 
 
 
Heading into second half of World Rally Championship, Hyundai says its engines are fine and there is no need to fix anything on them, marking possibly the first time those words were ever uttered about a Hyundai engine
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(22)
 
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Latest American food craze sweeping Britain? Donuts. Which probably look like health food compared to the stuff the British already eat
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(134)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mexican lime growers voluntarily reduce harvest to put the squeeze on America
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(26)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Kid finds apple that is half Red Delicious, half Granny Smith. Somewhere out there in the orchard is its evil twin - half Granny Smith, half Red Delicious. Be afraid. Be very afraid
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(92)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Celtic Frost offered $145,000 for one hour gig at the world's biggest heavy metal fest, turns it down. Fark: ummm, well, let the singer/guitarist explain that. Dumbass tag explodes
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(43)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Now I lay me down to bed/with pucks aswirl around my head/but I can see in infrared/How I love the ice
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember those G.W. predictions about record number of massive tornadoes? Reality checks in with the U.S. in its third straight year of Record Low Tornado Activity
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(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A school has banned teachers from marking in red pen because is it judged a 'very negative colour'
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(162)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Corey Hart wished old teammates had worked harder to keep him, had worn sunglasses at night, and had never surrendered
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(19)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
For anyone who ever wondered what Andrew W.K. was like before the party
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(18)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
Excuse me Mr. Russian politician, why are you not bothered by US sanctions? "Because I don't need a visa to hear Tupac"
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(41)
 
(Pacific News Center)
 
 
 
Invasive species are causing the collapse of Guam's ecology. This is some serious Jared Diamond type shiat
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(14)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Boy, you get caught smuggling out one colored-pencil drawing of a pinwheel by Jodi Arias and suddenly you're banned for life from the jailhouse
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(9)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You can have infrared vision like the alien on 'Predator.' As long you as don't mind wearing contact lenses coated with graphene
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(13)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You're not a very good prophet if you predicted that in 1968 the lost city of Atlantis would be discovered, in 1960 California would sink into the sea, and 1933 would be a very good year for the planet
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(4)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY Republicans and Democrats offended at being compared to Nazis, because there's no way a concentration camp gets built in New York without opening eight years late and $10 billion over budget
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(39)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sony Pictures runs the closing credits for 216 employees
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(7)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Algorithm developed at Georgia Tech predicts University of Louisville will win NCAA championship. Computer experts say they had lots of time after not having to worry about Georgia Tech making it into the tournament
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(31)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man and teen use PVC pipe, a plastic bottle and ice to create redneck American Gladiators in a WaWa parking lot
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(32)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber claims he wasn't driving drunk; he was driving with a fractured foot
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees, Red Sox rivalry upgraded to bees
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(23)
 
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over. Disney announced plans to make Incredibles 2
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(125)
 
(People Style Watch)
 
 
 
Time for everyone's favorite fill in the blank game, Fark Libs: Keira Knightley said her "wedding dress got 'quite impressively splattered' with ____"
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(90)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Car crashes into doughnut shop, dozens injured
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(52)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church excommunicated Fred Phelps for suggesting church members be kinder to each other. Jesus totally would have pimp-slapped Judas for betraying him to the Romans
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(186)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
We fought them on the beaches and the landing grounds, in the fields, streets, and hills. Then we surrendered, and now welcome our grey overlords
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(29)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nevada's first film tax credit will go to the cinematic masterpiece that is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
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(33)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having Scentsy rocks that might have looked like crack, if crack were cube-shaped and neon colored
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists bring ancient moss back to life, plan to let it play for the Redskins for another season
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(5)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Self-penned obituary achieves international attention with the help of FARK - "And the popular FARK.com website featured it as the obit of the day"
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(6)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Millennials are using cash far more often than credit cards in the wake of recent security breaches and the realization that they don't make enough money to have credit cards in the first place
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(242)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Life finds a way: Worm evolves to eat corn genetically engineered to kill it
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(258)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Diners at Disney's T-Rex restaurant were treated to a gigantic, shattered fish tank during the dinner rush
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(51)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Lottery winner spent a lot of his $10 million on preteen boys. The rest he just squandered
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(54)
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
86-year-old former Louisiana governor who spent 10 years in federal pen on corruption charges declared candidacy for Congressional seat. Your move, Florida
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(66)
 
(Gloucestershire Echo)
 
 
 
Double decker bus driver forgets bus is double deckered and drives under a bridge
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember Target being hacked and their customers' credit card data being stolen? Turns out that Target had anti-malware software that detected the hack, but the company did nothing about it
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(50)
 
(Your Houston News)
 
 
 
Police department warns residents not to fall for red light camera scam
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
GAME TIME: FDIC sues 16 banks for interest rate manipulation. Write down your list of the usual suspects, then click to see how well you scored
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After winning lottery and buying a mansion, two yachts, new cars and designer everything, woman goes back to her old job, saying she was "bored"
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Karl Rove predicts "big GOP win". This is not a repeat from 2012, 2008
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(78)
 
(Science World Report)
 
 
 
New species of armored spiders found in China, laughs at your rolled-up newspaper
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's a handy guide about what happens after your penis is severed. Pray you never need to refer to this list
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two men were arrested for refusing to hand over their White Castle sliders to police officers when ordered to, and for possessing weapons of ass destruction
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(71)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(Anniston Star)
 
 
 
This is why you can't have nice things, Alabama: "(Joseph) McCarthy didn't go far enough," or how the Common Core is a Communist plot against all true, red-blooded Americuns, dagnabbit
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(171)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Since a Republican governor was elected in Iowa, his administration has paid nearly $300,000 to six former state employees who were fired because they voted for Democrats and clearly weren't qualified to do the jobs they'd been doing for years
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(68)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
The Cascadia Subduction Zone could one day create a new West Coast. In other news, a wig-wearing bald man with a pig-squealing assistant and blonde-haired girlfriend is preparing to buy up a ton of land
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(50)
 
(Stock.xchng)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: This humble red pepper
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(14)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Banks now offer palladium and titanium credit cards. For $495 customers can choose either ore
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(67)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Nine things that COULD gave happened to Flight 370. Notably absent: pirates have bred with ninjas
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(111)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
City announce$ it will retain red light camera$ in order to gather "$ignificant cra$h data," a$$ure re$ident$ it i$n't about ticket revenue; it'$ all about $afety fir$t
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heads up - hunt for severed penis still raging, police combing grassy fields, rising waters and boggy meadows; mounted patrol may join forces. They are asking for solid tips, no junk calls, penis
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(54)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what the most addictive video games of all time were? Subby will be glad to answer after just one more turn of Civilization, honest (deslided for your viewing pleasure)
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(191)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Fred Phelps reportedly near death. No word of plans to protest his funeral
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(564)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this incredibly happy man
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
One of your better live concert between-band pranks, starring the Foo Fighters and the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Sat March 15, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
How we ended up with red-faced Irishmen hollering at us on TV
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
You've just tasered the wrong 76-year-old man six times. Do you: a.) apologize, b.) take him to the hospital or c.) arrest him and take him to jail?
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 171, with Johny Hendricks vs Robbie Lawler for the welterweight belt vacated by the "retired" Georges St. Pierre. Early prelims on UFC Fight Pass at 6 PM ET. Prelims on Fox Sports 2 at 8 PM ET, Main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Artist draws the 2014 Oscar selfie with incredible realism, shows amazing talent in canvassing people
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Cute 22-year old teacher arrested for sex with one of her students: "I am in love with [name redacted]. I have never been in love before" (w/mugshot)
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Daredevil straps camera to his foot, does handstands on the edge of tall buildings around the world without safety straps to get vertigo-inducing photos
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(ABC)
 
 
 
US sending 25,000 MREs to Ukraine. Haven't these people suffered enough?
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(Google)