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Mon September 26, 2016
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Avantree 4 Port USB 4.5A/22.5W charging station. For when you really, really need to charge all four of your dead devices fast to make that phone call, picture of your cat, eBay bid, and OpenTable reservation.(Sponsored Link)
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(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel chain to pay $50,000 over credit card data breaches. No one knows who is behind the hacking, but authorities are investigating the possibility it came from a private e-mail server in Chappaqua, New York
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Authorities conducting 'death investigation' after severed human head is found in Chicago lagoon. Now, I'm not a forensic specialist or anything, but unless the head's talking or something, I think we can assume it's dead
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump shows his incredibly tiny grasp of foreign policy by saying he would "recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capitol," something that would escalate the Israel-Palestine conflict to heretofore unseen proportions
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager: "Donald Trump had no idea Lester Holt is a registered Republican, so he wasn't lying when he said Lester Holt is a registered Democrat"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Turkey's credit rating to junk status. Some economists confused: "junk status" for Turkey is a downgrade?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays had come out and said they would not be tributing Red Sox slugger David Ortiz. Today Ortiz says he called off the tribute because today should be about the late Jose Fernandez. Controversy?
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Sun September 25, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Win 11 straight. Strike out 11 straight for an MLB record. It's the Red Sox way
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(Kotaku (UK))
 
 
 
An incredibly in-depth look at one of the biggest games in history and the chaos surrounding it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently bored, the NY Times decides to engage in some actual journalism and report some of Trump's most outrageous lies of the week. Thirty-one of them, to be exact
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keyboard Maestro - award winning Mac software, create your own macros and shortcuts. (Sponsored Link)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Be thankful that Marvel decided to change the shooting schedule for Doctor Strange to accommodate Benedict Cumberbatch's schedule. The other actors considered for the lead were Joaquin Phoenix, Ryan Gosling, and Jared Leto
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tired of the Red Sox filling up the sports tab? Well TOO BAD, they just won their 10th in a row and clinched a "playoff" spot
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Sat September 24, 2016
(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Washington State Mall Turkey Shooter Captured
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Design-wise, the Panthermobile is unusual even for the bizarre standards of the 1960s. It is an astounding 23 feet long and is powered by a massive seven-liter engine. The driver must wear a helmet as the seat is located outside the vehicle" (pics)
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Teen posts picture of discolored water coming from the sink at her high school, so authorities immediately A) report the issue to the school district, B) report the issue to the local utility, or C) suspend the student
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TNT Stream unblocker - watch the streaming services you subscribe to when you're traveling or living in areas that have location blocks. (Sponsored Link)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump pays former Trump campaign manager turned CNN Contributor Corey Lewandowski $20,000/month to never say bad things about Trump and there's probably a structured balloon payment at the end of this fevered circus so I'm going to die now
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Infrared Helix. Difficulty: No politics
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bored this Saturday? Why not watch a 6 part documentary on the history of Maine?
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Fri September 23, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"You'd think a guy who wrote 'Spanish Johnny drove in from the underworld last night / With bruised arms and broken rhythm and a beat-up old Buick...' could navigate his way around a complete and creditable American sentence. And you'd be right"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Five people hired at McDonald's. FARK: They are quintuplets, all hired at the same time
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
To whom it may concern: Cara is tardy this morning as a result of a condition known as teenage-ism. She suffered from an inability to remove herself from her bed, and also felt the need to talk back to her birth-giver
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Josh Reddick finally gets a chance to show off his Spider-Man shirt under his uniform ... and Stan Lee loved it
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In 2008, Focus on the Family predicted the results of an Obama Presidency. Let's see how accurate they were
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: App and game development course bundle for both Android and iOS. Instructor: LearnSmart. There needs to be a Fark: the game. (Sponsored Link)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Professor who has successfully predicted Presidential elections for the past 30 years says get ready for President Trump
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Red Sox dig out the ol' broom for one last sweep of the O's. Gotta love September in the park
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Germany introduces the hydrogen-powered train because of the previous success that Germany has with hydrogen-powered mass transit systems
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Like everyone else, Trevor Noah is appalled by the comments and actions of vapid Glenn Beck worshiper Tomi Lahren, whom he says is "angrier than fifty Clint Eastwoods" and about as intelligent as one hundred empty chairs
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Deplorable is that 87% of Clinton voters still think at least half of Trump's voters are racist. In related news: At least half of all registered voters believe the majority of Trump voters are racists
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gifts to Red Sox slugger David Ortiz from opposing teams on his farewell tour: a cowboy hat from the Astros, a humidor from the White Sox, and a trolley bell from the Giants. The Orioles decide to troll him with something he might actually remember
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Thu September 22, 2016
(NESN)
 
 
 
Red Sox in their longest win-streak of the season as they continue on their A.L. East Division Denial Tour
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Out-of-work British TV host now calling people's pets to cheer them up: "I never thought Noel Edmonds would call and speak to my actual cat, but when the phone was placed beside the hairy ear of the cat, he offered words of reassurance and hope"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Cop talks you down from suicide by discussing about how much you both hate the Dallas Cowboys. Bad news: You're a Redskins fan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is 75 retired senior diplomats not enough to convince people that Trump will make a disastrous president?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman gets new transplant heart that belonged to Olympic athlete: "It is incredible to think that the same heart that is inside me once beat fast with the emotion of winning an Olympic medal"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's cuts Viacom's credit rating from "cable" to "antenna"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British supermarkets are shrinking food packaging to hide price hikes triggered by the Brexit vote
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Really incredible collection of historical photos (Not safe for work warning: some are graphic, and some scenes are violent)
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Joan of Arc's sword missing, search centered on San Dimas Mall
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Handy cleaning service, 50% discount. Misogynistic joke deleted here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The seagulls are huge, they were fully grown adults and they just swooped down and attacked. It could have had my eye out. It was horrible. I was too scared to go outside of my house for three days"
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Here's why Canadians are being offered cash by the government to abandon their homes
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scientists at "Project Lazarus" have discovered a way to read damaged and unreadable ancient texts including a burned scroll that was so fragile it would disintegrate if unrolled that has the oldest known version of the "Masoretic" text of the bible
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic and Republican Senator - surely no one will object to the Senate voting on this bill to reduce animal cruelty. Harry Reid: Garbll regur bubbdr
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
After opening on Aug. 28, 1716, the Wayside Inn finally grows tired of 300 years worth of guests stealing their towels and glasses
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A prenup is considered unromantic and distasteful, thus only 2% of married Americans have them. Could it be right for you?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
100 greatest TV shows of all time to the left, several hundred disagreements to the right
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The 2016 edition of every iPhone ever compared - iPhone 7 Plus vs 7 vs SE vs 6S Plus vs 6S vs 6 Plus vs 6 vs 5S vs 5C vs 5 vs 4S vs 4 vs 3Gs vs 3G vs 2G
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Retired Marine, retired sheriff's deputy argue over who's first in line at elementary school drop-off. Hilarity ensues
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Wed September 21, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Protester shot and critically wounded by another civilian in Charlotte. Three wounded including police transported to hospital. State of emergency has been declared
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
That time a pro-Trump super PAC released the personal emails and phone numbers of hundreds of its donors
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chelsea bomb journal recovered by police. DC Comics options screen rights
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Texas college student Tweeted after her dismembered body was found. Authorities are suspicious, but that's the least suspicious thing about this case
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Headline: Black NY Democrat supports Trump's Muslim ban. Article: Some random black guy who lives in Chelsea, NY and is coincidentally registered Democrat supports Trump's Muslim ban. Tag is for both the article writer and the random guy
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WHAT is Nakamura's condition after getting Pearl Harbored by Samoa Joe? WHO is next to challenge Matanza Cueto? HOW can we go on without the CWC? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Bourdain rocks Reddit AMA with takes on beer and chicken. "Please notice that Nashvillians themselves don't eat the extra-hot fried chicken. They know better. Unless you've got three or four days to spend in a bathroom, I really advise against that"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"NASA may have just revealed that there is life on Mars after its rover spotted a 'snake-like' creature on the surface of the Red Planet" (pics)
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jury awards $277,000 to ex-Dollar General cashier who was fired for drinking orange juice to treat her diabetic condition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only did Wells Fargo fire employees who set up fake accounts but they also fired employees who called an ethics hotline to report the practice. Details are in TFA but subby couldn't get past CNN using the term "pin number"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Red Sox continue their win streak, shutting the O's down to 5 games back. Congrats guys, you've become the kings of Wankersville
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
"Somewhere, in the logical part of my brain, it occurred to me that nothing good can come from an angry B-list celebrity standing on his deck with no clothes and a loaded shotgun"
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, and you're all alone, more or less. Lucky for you the long-awaited 11th season of Red Dwarf starts this week
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oldest hole in Scotland discovered
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Although Yelp may have shut down the page for the restaurant that boldly posted a sign reading "MUSLIMS GET OUT," someone captured a few of the best reviews; "I've had better food in a Turkish prison"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iceland have not featured in previous editions of the EA Sports FIFA franchise and were hopeful of getting into latest version after their run to the quarter-finals of the European Championship this summer. Then EA offered them a total of $15,000
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FRESHeBUDS Pro magnetic bluetooth earbuds; water resistant, noise cancelling. And sure to get lost in your gym bag with the $2 set you got on your last airplane flight. (Sponsored Link)
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Fellows killed in car crash; guys injured
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Reds pitching would literally be better if they replaced the entire staff with 12 random minor leaguers
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Good news on the F-35 fighter program front, they fixed that little problem of pilots breaking their necks in the bang seat, just hundreds of more problems to go
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why many animals don't have eyes positioned at the front of their head? Here's why
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pam Bondi: Returning Trump's money would have looked like I got caught red-handed. That's why I have decided to keep the money and retain my ethical principles
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Longest lightning bolt ever measured stretched across two miles of Oklahoma sky
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cow farts are now considered regulated emissions in California
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump attended an Ohio pastors meeting chaired by his "Liaison for Christian Policy," a man who said he stopped a tsunami by himself through thought and prayer
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a naked, drunken Swede covered in blood
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(St. Augustine Record)
 
 
 
Deplorable hate skeleton and Journeyman Baba Yaga Ann Coulter claims Hillary Clinton and "all the liberals" are racist because they referred to Trump's white male NRA support base as a "basket of deplorables." Yeah, she's still on this one
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Bad: Losing to the Red Sox, causing your team to drop yet another game behind them in the chase for the division. Worse: Losing to Rick Porcello. DAMMIT O'S, YOU'RE NOT THE FLIPPIN' YANKS
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"In my opinion, the Ramsey family did not want law enforcement to solve this case, and that's why it remains unsolved," says retired FBI profiler Jim Clemente. "It's clear [spoiler] did it"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that Rome's famous Spanish Steps have been restored, jewelry baron Paolo Bulgari would prefer it if the unwashed masses would stop sticking gum and spilling wine all over it. In fact, if you could avoid the area altogether that would be great
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Newly discovered "ghost snake" eats frogs, lizards, birds, souls
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Honesty has been this election's core issue since Hillary Clinton first declared her historic candidacy in 1808
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Joe Girardi, who inherited team of decrepit veterans and raw kids and somehow made them better than .500, has tanked the season because he can't motivate his Yankees to not get swept by Red Sox when they "could have won all four games"
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Everyone knows katanas are underpowered in the D20 system, especially against gazebos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Hillary IT guy who pleaded the 5th before Congress last week caught asking reddit for advice on deleting emails two years ago
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: New iPhone 7 - enter to win contest. My 6s works just fine but I don't handle obsolescence well. (Sponsored Link)
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Yankees head into a four-game series with the Red Sox this weekend four games behind the division leading Red Sox with a chance to tie them or at least make up ground. They lose all four games
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Jimmy Kimmel draw an audience? Will Veep run a clean sweep? Will The Americans finally get its due? Will the Game of Thones drought drag on? It's your Official 68th Annual Emmy Awards Discussion Thread. Red Carpet starts at 6 PM ET on ABC
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lyft president predicts driverless dystopia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC's streetcar line is turning into the boondoggle most predicted. Operating costs are $9 a passenger. The city government's reaction? We've got to expand the system
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sully soared to #1 with $21 million, Blair Witch scaring up $9.4 million and #2, Bridget Jones laboring at #3 with $8.7 million. Oliver Stone's Snowden biopic bombed at #4 with $8.5 million while career Suicide Squad fell #7 with $4.5 million
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationist Ken Ham, who predicted 2 million people a year will visit his 'Ark Encounter' museum, has shockingly lowered that estimate
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Next time you feel tired, watch the Japanese cheerleading troupe with an average age of 70 still getting the crowd excited with their pom poms
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yes, matches are just toothpicks dipped in 'red stuff'. But how they're made is a lot more striking than you'd think
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF police searching for cough syrup thief. Suspect described by eye-witnesses as a gray-haired man wearing a bow tie and apron, a washcloth over his shoulder, and a voice sounding 'like a cartoon version of Al Pacino from Dog Day Afternoon'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
4 killed, 42 injured when charter bus carrying college football team hits overpass. Subby was on the scene, and won't be sleeping tonight
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Men see Clinton as too ambitious, too bent on winning. She should be more free-spirited and relaxed. Then she won't be elected or remembered by history but at least men will find her more acceptable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that Bayer has acquired Monsanto...let's hail our new evildoer overlords. Remember when a division of Bayer let ethics take a back seat to profits as they knowingly spent years dumping HIV/AIDS-tainted plasma to overseas markets? Me neither
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Sat September 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
29 injured in explosion at 23rd St. and 7th Ave. in Manhattan FDNY setting up command post (Updated article posted)
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Trump's new DC hotel filled with items made in China. While staying there, you can also have a Qur'an hand-delivered to your room
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Fri September 16, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
After allowing the 49ers to score 28 unanswered points, Rams safety charged with being under the influence of drugs
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Scientists reconstruct "world's cutest dinosaur," if a parrot with spikes coming out of its cheeks can be considered cute. With a bonus "wats going on in this thread?" GIF
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds tattoos can improve your chances of getting hired. Mr. Cool Ice unavailable for comment
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(Today)
 
 
 
One of two things just happened: Either Corey Feldman just stopped by the Today Show en route to rehab, or I entered the Twilight Zone
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
There was a red carpet, hundreds of balloons and a gold confetti cannon at the iPhone 7 grand opening in Denmark. Only two unenthusiastic people showed up
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
David Luiz will make his starting debut for Chelsea in place of the captain, John Terry. Liverpool hope to crack the top five. It's Red vs Blue from Stamford Bridge on this Friday edition of EPL football. Match kicks off at 3 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After designing and flying the 1st human-powered ornithopter, then the 1st successful human-powered helicopter, Subby's cousin Todd Reichert is now the fastest human-powered human in history at 88.26mph on a bicycle
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Surging Yankees, up three with two outs in the 9th inning against the Red Sox. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Two months FREE Audible.com. Choose from over 180,000 audiobooks. Here's your chance to make recommendations. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook, having been forced to change their trending topics due to complaints from Conservatives, now being forced to fight fake news trending because they fired everyone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos plans on sending trillions of humans across space via nuclear powered spaceships. Sounds like fun but how will I get my two-day Amazon Prime packages?
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Thu September 15, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Aldous Huxley predicts the future in an interview with Mike Wallace, says nothing about flying cars or Guinness bar towels
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nurse who 'bared her breasts and performed sex acts on patient' argues she was just 'providing emotional support'
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That time the Air Force fired 208 rockets trying to take down a drone over southern California
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin's call for "redemption" has stoked racist embers to spark a fire unseen since the days of slavery
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Cannabis sommelier: Can I suggest a redolent Gorilla Glue to pair with your wine and meal tonight?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Freddie Mercury and Rod Stewart were almost cast in Labyrinth
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 4-port USB universal travel charger. "Uses top-grade microchips & built-in fail-safes to ensure full power & full safety." Samsung may want to take some notes. (Sponsored Link)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL: The plan is to further limit kickoff returns. Belichick: I have altered your plan. Pray I don't alter it any further
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
DUI driver tells cops his speech is slurred because his teeth were pulled 20 years ago. Cops suggest he get new dentist
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
On his 100th birthday, Roald Dahl should be remembered for wickedly twisted short story endings as much as children's fiction
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Rarely is the question asked: Doesn't she look tired? Here come the statisticals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ebola nurse cleared of all wrongdoing and misconduct charges by Nursing and Midwifery Council, and her only punishment will be forever being known as "Ebola nurse"
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that powerboat race in 1989 that Donald Trump hosted in Atlantic City just to kill people because his business mattered more? Yeah neither did I ....until now
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Shots fired from the Cincinnati zoo director.... Again
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember all the promise of the Pokemon Go trailer? Yeah... Niantic is still "considering" whether or not to add features like one-on-one battles. More info about the roadmap on the left, predictions on when trading and others will drop on the right
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Morning Joe hosts call Trump's racism and hatred a contagious virus
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Red Sox broadcast booth (Dennis Eckersley and Dave O'Brien) needed an intern to save them from a foul ball. Well, Eck, it looks like the student has become the teacher
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The new Argentinean president has decided to discontinue his predecessor's policy of being a little biatch over the Falklands
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a ray that chews its food, presumably with the last of the petty cash
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man who used counterfeit $100 to pay for a lap dance is ordered to pay $100 in restitution. Justice was finally served. So were Charity, Jade, Destiny
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I know it sounds crazy, but it turns out that when your state blocks the ACA's Medicaid expansion, fewer people get insured
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And the most feared organization in law enforcement, the most elite, in all the world, remains India's Food Police
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kid Rock offers his opinion on Colin Kaepernick
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(andreessen horowitz)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley has figured out a way for you to own even less of your home. But don't worry, if it ever depreciates, they get paid first
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Donald Trump forfeits credibility on the Clinton email controversy by doxing his own interns
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: $29 for a $50 store credit to Contenders Clothing. I need an '80s movie training montage here. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone - Benghazi has been declared David Cameron's fault
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dark horse presidential candidate Cthulhu angered that Stephen King compared him to Trump
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(Economist)
 
 
 
I'm from southeast Iowa and I can say, with full certainty, it's because the old men are bored and whiny and after a while the corn starts closing in on you, softly whispering "Burn it down. Burn it all down"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's new D.C. hotel opens with rooms going for $500 a night. Which is a bargain compared to what it will cost if Trump is in the White House every night for the next four years
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seemingly for the hundredth time...DON'T post your boarding pass on social media before your flight
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity is tired of the threats from the Never Trump movement, so he went on a tirade on his program and reminded everyone he is trained in martial arts
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Dildonian Trial Day 1: The biggest surprise so far is that Ryan Bundy hasn't lost his pro se status yet. Predictions on when and how it will happen to the right
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Politician who sponsored Michigan's Motorcycle Helmet Law Repeal killed by pickup while riding to Fall voting session. Sorry, 'Ironic' tag fans, he was wearing his helmet
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Police are searching for some of Trump's totally plorable supporters who may have injured some protesters
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japanese companies considering smell-harassment policies to crack down on stinky coworkers. Move credited to increasing number of women in the workplace, "who are sensitive to the smells of men"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have entered the Zoodle Era, where militant vegetarians work hard to convince junk-food-craving Americans that zucchini noodles can replace pasta, mashed bananas can replace ice cream, and fruit-topped watermelon can replace pizza
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(AP)
 
 
 
To prevent a repeat of last year's fiasco when the Jets and Bills played in each other in solid green and solid Red uniforms respectively, the NFL is consulting with experts to make sure people with color-blindness can always tell which team is which
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Giants discover that, unfortunately, there's no extra credit awarded for getting four outs in an inning
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
A Saskatoon college party without at least four hospitalizations is considered a dull affair
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Arson unlikely in covered bridge fire. So what, then? Spontaneous huge span combustion?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brian Dozier of the Minnesota Twins may not be considered an elite player to some of you, but he did just hit 40 home runs this season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Walking pneumonia is so mild that it can often be mistaken for a cold. Sufferers, although unwell, may feel healthy enough to continue to work. It rarely requires hospitalization and can be cured in as little as a week." This is what Hillary has
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kevin Harlan delivered the best play-by-play call of a streaker you'll ever hear, in the middle of last night's terrible Rams/49ers game
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(The American Interest)
 
 
 
Look up there, California and New York - your golden geese just figured out they could fly away
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Benicio Del Toro doesn't have time to bleed for the new 'Predator' remake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Wells Fargo exec who leads its business unit responsible for setting up over two million fake accounts has been fired and will pay for what she did. Just kidding, she's set to retire at the end of the year with a $124 million payday
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns win a chance to win the red skinned belt? Will Sheamus ram a boot through Cesaro to win the series? Will they change the women's title match at the PPV for the 49th time? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Director of Precrime Division Frederick Harran: "It stops crime in its tracks.... So why everyone's not doing it, I don't know"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY Gov. Matt Bevin predicts 'shedding of the blood of tyrants and patriots' if Clinton is elected
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Swiift Transportation's CEO retires from his $2 million/year job, immediately rehired as a consultant for $2.4 million/year
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska company protesting the $500K in fines levied by the state in the death of a worker who was injured when a trench he was working in collapsed, but was killed when somebody thought it would be a good idea to use an excavator to dig him out
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You've never seen the wave until you see it done by hundreds of Naval officers. Apparently the secret to making the wave cool is having everyone in a matching uniform
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kendall and Kylie Jenner rescued after being stuck in an elevator. Neither one was injured other than being traumatized from having to wear the same outfit for more than an hour
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: clean up this graffiti-covered New York City neighborhood
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard a state trooper was injured in an accident, so another trooper taking the first trooper to the hospital was injured in another accident, and then a third trooper responding to the accidents was injured in yet another accident
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Bowie's ashes were scattered at the Burning Man festival during a "spiritual family gathering." Fly free, Starman
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"I wonder if this bullet-proof vest still works?", he wondered out loud. So his cousin pulled out a gun and... well, it's Florida, so you already know what happens
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
I understand why the admins might want to redlight this headline. However, there are also good reasons to greenlight it
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Introducing Gab.ai, the alt-right's new social safe space. "Nobody's been banned," which even on Reddit means you're doing it wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline: OMG horserace is tied in four battleground states. Article: three are Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada which are all former solid red states
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iPhone 7 Razor Armor Shockproof & Scratch Resistant Case. The headphone jack issue is bizarre but the new camera upgrades are tempting. I for one welcome my continued Apple overlords. (Sponsored Link)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Once popular shopping giants Sears and KMart have now been reduced to nothing more than a depressing understaffed flea market selling products of questionable quality. "The end is near. They'll soon be just a memory. So sad"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the break, the EPL resumes with the Manchester Derby at 7:30 am EDT. Saints visit Arsenal, Spurs go to Stoke, and the featured match is Leicester at Liverpool. Sunday has Chelsea in Wales @11 am. Toffees in Sunderland for MNF at 3. FÜTBOL
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Would you guess over or under a half million cans of beer were ordered for the Tennessee - Virgina Tech college football game?
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my credits
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boston Dynamics has discovered how to keep Atlas robot from falling over...by cutting video right before Atlas falls over
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dos Equis beer has hired a new "Most Interesting Man in the World." Early reviews reveal that nobody really cares
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finland, having been spared thus far from Taco Bell's sinister plot to destroy toilets globally, has to rely on other methods to totally wreck bathroom fixtures
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google is set to buy Apigee Software for $625 million. No word yet on remastered versions of Command Keen, Bio Menace, or Paganitzu
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bishop of Mallorca fired from post by Vatican due to "improper relationship". Clearly, as a relationship with an adult female is pretty much as improper as it can get for a Catholic clergyman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Home genetic tests to predict a child's sporting ability called 'snake oil' by scientists, who say it's impossible to test for who might have fast-twitch muscles like a sprinter, long-twitch muscles like a triathlete or no teeth like a hockey player
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Behold the $450 annual fee credit card which is so popular that Chase ran out of them
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Black Mirror' creator breaks silence on Season 3 episodes. Topics include social media obsession and online rage. So basically about Twitter and Reddit then
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Strokes found to be triggered by vomiting, sneezing, turning your head or hickeys. Especially hickeys
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Raspberry Pi 3 Model B kit with 7" LCD display touch screen. (Sponsored Link)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Need some more lazy Farkers for a free hockey pool. Sixth year in and our numbers have dwindled from 20 to 7 and want to refill the league. Rotisserie, lazy format with no bench slots. No experience or effort required
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looking back on fifteen years of lies about 9/11 uttered by Donald Trump
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you always considered Obama to be a parasite, you may finally be proven right
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, Trump DID have a ton of policy advisors. He just ignored them so badly most of them quit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo wants you to know that it's sorry for opening all those credit and savings accounts without customer consent so managers would meet bonus targets, and that it spent a good 20, 30 minutes digging through the couch for its fine money
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
New species of crab discovered at Chinese market described as "delicious"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Descendants of slaves sold by Georgetown University respond to the university offering them preferred admission status: "Cool, thanks. How about you throw in a $1 billion foundation for reparations, too?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Want to impress your fiance? A 'diamond' the size of Earth has been discovered by astronomers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Another previously undiscovered asteroid just buzzed past Earth for the second time in two weeks. What have we done to anger you, space gods?
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Retired pope says stamping out the Gay Mafia at the Vatican was his proudest achievement
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nearly complete short version of lost 1929 silent movie by acclaimed director Yasujiro Ozu discovered after death of Kyushu film buff. It still needs restoration for October screening, so be like an Ozu camera and don't move
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There's an effort called The Archangel Ancient Tree Archive working to clone and propagate some of the oldest trees known - like Sequoias and Redwoods. (One of the climbers/cloners is a friend of subby)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Try the Five-Four Club - clothing shopping service for men. (Sponsored Link)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal government: We have altered the boundary of Yosemite National Park. Pray we do not alter if further
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Trump did a good job responding to hostile questions. Hillary filibustered to run out the clock
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(Radio X (UK))
 
 
 
THIS is why you don't lie about your hobbies and interests on your resume: "My friend lied on his cv that he mastered the piano at age 15 and now he's been asked if he can play for the board of directors on Friday"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"New research published today in the journal Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society has shone light on a globular cluster of stars that could host several hundred black holes, a phenomenon that until recently was thought impossible"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tired of being behind a slow schmuck in the supermarket line? Here's how to pick the fastest line
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jared Goff is looking like a bust. In other news, the Rams are giving the Browns a run for their money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fired 49er Bruce Miller's tailspin on the weekend started with a drunken brawl over a sammich
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Irish restaurateur is sick and tired of gluten-free ninnies entering his cafe, demands diners produce doctor's note confirming celiac disease before serving them gluten-free dishes
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The car you drive may predict how you vote, as Trump supporters prefer Chevys, Clinton voters like hybrids and Johnson voters run along the side of the road making 'brrrr' noises and pretending they're going somewhere in a car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barack Obama pictured without his wedding ring. What does it mean? Is he single? Is Michelle available?
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Say, whatever happened to all those "Trump Is Doomed" predictions?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember the Dutch cyclist who fell at high speed, landed on her head, and fractured her spine in three places last month during the Olympics? She just won her first race since the accident
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Chargers sign holdout first round draft pick Joey Bosa just in time for him to get injured
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Karma Go hotspot. Mobile wi-fi hotspot with 50GB data for one month. That's a lot of Pokemon Go. (Sponsored Link)
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(Heritage Daily)
 
 
 
"Throughout history humans have preferred their pigs to be black"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retired General laughs at Trump's 30 day plan concerning ISIS. "What the hell does he think we've been trying to do for the last 14 years in terms of al Qaeda?"
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Tue September 06, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Freddy Adu for a new age gets the start tonight for the US in a World Cup Qualifier against Trinidad and Tobego. Followed by El Tri vs Honduras. And a bunch of CONMEBOL qualifiers as well. 8:15 Eastern on FS1 for the American match
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nick Saban continues his strategy of collecting fired USC coaches. Paul Hackett seen anxiously waiting by his phone
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady wasn't aware the required NFL Shield logo on his helmet was missing. Really. Honest
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Hogan rumored to appear in Spider-Man. Klink laughs it off, insisting there's never been an escape from Stalag 13
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
"You know that Daniel Radcliffe has declared himself an atheist?" Kasich said to no one in particular. "I'm serious. What a weird thing. Why would a guy who has had all that success just, I mean, what the hell is wrong with him?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Father of Biodiversity" fears two things. Nuclear war and yellow-haired, carrot-skinned, Presidential candidates
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Rolo travel bag. Organization luggage for minimalist packing geniuses. Dungeon Master approved portable hole sadly not available for the rest of us. (Sponsored Link)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Misfits' Jerry Only explains why he reunited with Glenn Danzig: Well, I ran out of money about 3 years ago and my old lady paid the bills for awhile but she got sick of that and she left so I figured, what the hell?
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
"Trump made a tramp out of me," Woody Guthrie laments in another newly unearthed song, denouncing his landlord Frank Trump, who barred black families and pocketed federal funds
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eighty-eight retired generals and admirals endorse Trump
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Does Gov. Kasich own a thoroughbred?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter may have been on the spit at the Rob Lowe roast, but Jewel got skewered pretty well too. Hey does anyone have any Rob Lowe jokes that are beyond age of consent?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With thousands of drug suspects gunned down in the Philippines, hundreds of thousands of users try to turn themselves in to the police...only to be turned away since the rehab centers are full
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
It may not be a shooting star leaping through the sky, but Freddie Mercury's got an asteroid named for him
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder's prime new Redskins stadium location is immediately north of Dulles Airport's 11,500 ft runway 1C/19C, because no other county in Virginia is willing to give him a nickel for funding, much less a fark
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Angela Lansbury rumored to be heading to Game of Thrones for season seven, where she will drink tea and investigate murders in the sleepy town of Westeros Cove
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
It's easy to be an American liberal. All that is required are hypocrisy and ignorance....,but especially ignorance of three things: economics, human nature and all of recorded history
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the tenth episode of Fear the Walking Dead, which featured--get this--a lot of people doing crazily stupid shiat except for Sea Coral, who actually managed to do something somewhat useful in the zombie apocalypse [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary coughs her way through Labor Day speech, when not sounding like Rudolph The Red-Nose Reindeer with mud on his nose
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
I'm making chili with beef ribs and chorizio, fresh poblanos, + fresh yellow chiles. Should I add red lentils at 6pm PST? I normally use black eyed peas, but I am trying something new today
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If someone would have told you 20 years ago that the oil market war would be the result of a paradoxical global surplus that encouraged production on such a scale we were drilling the Midwest into hundreds of artificial earthquakes a year...christ
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mac cyber security bundle. When you don't trust your Mac. Does not include tin foil. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Okay, we've cleared the moorings ... FULL SPEED AHEAD"
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Alex Jones thinks he's gonna be Vince Fostered. In other news, raw sewage smells bad
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(Salon)
 
 
 
JonBenét Ramsey was murdered twenty years ago, so now we're getting four shows about the crime
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Newly discovered "bizarre" virus is breaking the rules of infection
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giant panda upgraded from 'endangered' to "grill eight minutes a side"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Do great white sharks deserve to be feared or pitied? Why not both?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Interrupting your burglary to paint the family dog purple is considered cruelty to animals, not to mention a good start on an insanity defense
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
The Stanford rapist's house is surrounded by a bunch of people openly carrying and making threats; the police chief is pictured calmly chatting with the armed, white protestors. Damn, this story is sure to evoke calm, rational discussion
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Family of five, whose father disappeared for several days, may have been suffering from a group schizophrenic event, which is doctor for "these people are kooky"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
From "Nobody got fired at the campaign today" to "He doesn't hurl personal insults": An inside look at how Trump stole the Most Dishonest trophy from right under the Clinton campaign's nose
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump and I are both going to release our tax returns." Ever seen a VP candidate get fired?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nicola Sturgeon shares heartbreaking story of miscarriage she suffered at 40. Bet Theresa May feels like a biatch now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fred Hellerman, last of the Weavers folk group, dies at 89. Pete Seeger, Lee Hayes and Ronnie Gilbert have a stool and an instrument waiting for you my friend
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Science just cured portrait mode
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Newly discovered fish named after Obama. Said to taste really good at first and then slowly taste like any other fish. If you think that's bad, just wait until you get the bill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FBI : In 2014, a Clinton Foundation laptop and a thumb drive used to archive Hillary Clinton's emails from her time as secretary of state was sent through the mail and disappeared
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
RNC: You just don't get it, do you? This country isn't cranking out old white men fast enough to keep us afloat and those hispanics you just scared off? We REALLY needed those
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Romo tells player who injured him "See you in the playoffs." Also asks how much a post-season ticket in Seattle tends to go for
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The ten biggest lessons learned from the 2016 summer movie season. Missing from the list: Jared Leto and DC have no place in cinema
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Rosetta Stone language box set. The English version could be fascinating. (Sponsored Link)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Can people live on fruit alone (?) is the eternal question first asked in the garden of Eden. Then man discovered bacon and home fries and said fark it, apples are good, but c'mon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Two months ago: "'I just poured a keg of cleaning fluid all over my pants. Went outside to stand in the sun as a Google Maps car drove by. Look for me on Street View soon. I'll be the guy that looks like he pissed himself.' Today: Hey, there's me
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
An ISIS supporter compared martyrdom to the Super Mario Brother 'warp zone'. More like negative world
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jupiter's north pole is unlike anything encountered in our solar system
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
All those predictors of a Hillary landslide might want to look at this tied poll by a polling firm that isn't Rasmussen. Crap, this isn't funny anymore
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(Bluefield Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Abandoned mine entrance will be sealed to prevent further tragedy. Ultra wake screaming in the night Fark: with the last guy who entered still inside
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alligator wrasslin' in Boston goes predictably wrong (with video)
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Climate change scientists can't yet tell you that 2016 will be the second-warmest year ever recorded, but they're hoping to say they told you so soon: "There is really no reliable way of predicting what the next four months will do"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mylan: We're sorry, we'll reduce the price of the EpiPen by a little bit. 20 U.S. senators: Not enough. Rare use of the hero tag for members of the U.S. government
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A university student who used a cloned credit card to go on a £3,000 luxury trip to Dubai was spared jail today so he can study law"
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins fan finds player's defensive workbooks in a dumpster ... where they probably belong
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
First ATM opens for business, this day in 1969. First credit card swallowed and not returned three hours later
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Batten down the hatches, mateys. Guard your bleach with your life and your battery life with your very soul. Stay safe as Hermine continues to swat at you like an angered toddler. It's your Official Tropical Storm Hermine Thread, Day 2
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists to drill into Italian supervolcano to better understand the process of volcanic eruptions or to kill hundreds of thousands of people and permanently change the planet's climate, depending on how it turns out
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
America 1776: Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free. 'Murica 2016: Lols, just kidding
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Actual ad: You could vote for Hillary, who is crooked and predictable, like the mob in Gotham City. Or you could go for Trump and get the chaotic hell the Joker would provide. But, you could vote for Gary Johnson, THE GODDAMN BATMAN
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
World War Two pilot says he has no idea what happened to the City of Virginia Beach after it sputtered out and crashed near Sacramento, although we can assume it was overrun by tourists
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The head of CBS Sports would like to remind everyone that it's our fault that he fired Mike Carey from his job disagreeing with the on-field refs during replay challenges
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross Tears for Fears with a hammered dulcimer? Hammered Tears? Dulcimer Fears? I don't know, but it's pretty damn cool anyway
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Thu September 01, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle: Victim's parents responsible because they "failed to properly supervise" her
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Listen to this toddler's operatic voice, your opera voice is rendered non-valid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg's satellite lost when SpaceX rocket explodes hours before its scheduled launch. It must suck having something you poured resources, time, and creative effort into, taken away from you just before it really took off
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Margot Kidder resurfaces, rips recent wave of Nu-Superman movies as travesties compared to Reeve's and Donner's Superman, thinks it all went wrong "when they decided to hit the demographic of the millennials in the later films"
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(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
Alan Grayson gets clobbered in Florida senate primary, vows to return with even more batshiat next time around
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(Some Deep Fried Junkie)
 
 
 
Deep fried jello. Deep fried pork rinds. Deep fried bacon burger. And of course enough corny dogs to feed an army. Why it must be the 2016 State Fair of Texas. Sponsored by lipitor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rare eggplant trifecta in play as Bangladeshi farmers celebrate 80% reduction in pesticide use thanks to sustainable farming initiative
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials allowed workers to use government credit cards for charges at strip clubs and casinos. Although not as much as they would have spent by just going to work and approving new defense systems
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
NFL Exec compares Colin Kaepernick to Rae Carruth. The Rae Carruth who arranged to have his pregnant girlfriend murdered
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Shockingly, Illinois' credit rating has yet to reach rock-bottom
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When your name is Donald Trump, you get offered penthouse suites at hotels, first-class upgrades on airlines, letters about buying properties, and congratulations when the United States Football League team owned by Donald J. Trump wins a game
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge - enter to win contest. Enter with Facebook login *or* email address. Is this the one you can pour water on? (*legal disclaimer: don't actually pour water on your phone please) (Sponsored Link)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo has discovered who the state's real crooks are: those sneaky charities, your SPCAs and Planned Parenthoods and whatnot, and especially those dastardly food banks
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Highly anticipated Red Sox No.1 prospect joins the team on Friday. The solution to a lack of production at third base is just around the corner
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The vicious, cold-blooded, ill-tempered alligator snapping turtle is very close to being put on the endangered species list, and not a single fark was given
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(NPR)
 
 
 
African elephant population declines 30% in seven years, mostly thanks to idiots in China who think the powdered tusk cures everything from impotence to diarrhea. Which is plainly ridiculous as it's essential oils that'll cure all that
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Turns out the secret to sleeping in class or meeting is just commissioning a life-size poster board portrait of oneself, looking incredibly alert and just a little academic, wearing the exact clothes you'll be sporting to school that day"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nailing your scrotum to the ground at Moscow's Red Square can get a limited edition Burger King burger to be named after you
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Holders of medical marijuana cards can't buy guns due to the "risk of irrational or unpredictable behavior." Gun sales to heavy drinkers still totes ok, though
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bunch of Einsteins at the patent office figured out how to skip work and still be paid for it
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Slow news day = a comprehensive list of the most horrifying college mascots. The Southern Illinois Saluki would make a loyal pet for Freddy Kruger
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How many Phillies fans have jumped off the band wagon? So many that a pair of visiting Nationals fans were shown getting engaged on the Jumbotron at Citizens Bank Park, and nobody bothered to throw batteries at them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
State of emergency declared as depression nears, Prozac recommended
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Maine's Governor Paul Lepage announces "I will no longer speak to the press ever again after today," but gives a refreshingly honest reason for taking this step: "I am tired of being caught"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It seems like Trump can gain nothing, and potentially really embarass himself, with his trip to Mexico. Bonus quote from TFA: "The only countries that preferred Trump were China and Russia"
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
For those who thought that Peyton Manning will come out of retirement and join the Minnesota Vikings to replace an injured Teddy Bridgewater ... sorry, but he'll continue to spend Sunday mornings grocery shopping in his bathrobe
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How would your car perform on recently discovered exoplanet Proxima Centauri b? We have no farking clue. Here comes the science
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign hackers access voter registration records in Arizona and Illinois. Which is no big deal since half the people registered to vote in Illinois are dead, and for half the voters in Arizona it's just a matter of time
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Innori virtual reality headset. NOW we're starting to look like the 1980s set in Disneyland's Carousel of Progress. What's your favorite VR content / app / website? Difficulty: no porn. (Sponsored Link)
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(Apple)
 
 
 
"We now find ourselves in the unusual position of being ordered to retroactively pay additional taxes to a government that says we don't owe them any more than we've already paid"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Socialists in Spain have garnered enough power and support they could topple the government and force an election. Thank goodness the socialists in the US aren't that well organized or have that charismatic of a leader
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Transfer Deadline Day in the UK, in which every major team tries to outspend each other for moderate talent. Follow along here and facepalm when your team spends £38M on an injured unknown right back from an unpronounceable country
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Totally sane Michelle Bachmann speaks to totally sane religious right about how God totally lifted Trump up to be their president. Nothing about this should raise any red flags about where we are as a society
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(spontn80)
 
 
 
Why do I play the twelve-string guitar? 'Cause my blog sucks and I'm bored
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
If you're going to get busted for DWI, the headline might as well read "Vomit-covered drunk man"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Heated argument over Flamin' Hot Cheetos causes Crook (name and job title) to ignite his rage. He gets all fired up and tries to torch the gas station
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here's to Warren Hinckle: muckraker, journalistic impresario and scoundrel that no one seems to have cared about when he died last week
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Four-foot long alligator captured in Pittsburgh area suburb woman's back yard. Officials have no idea how it got there since there are no Disney theme parks in the area
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
NFL rosters will be reduced in the next week from 90 to 53 players, so let's hear it for the 1000 or so players about to get cut in the next few days
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(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Six years of Obamacare later, uninsured still at 11%
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Hence Trump's popularity among "we the people," tired of bowing to political correctness and the narrative of the elites, punching back against hypocritical Democrat accusations of racism. And pointing out that Hillary Clinton is the real racist
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: HDR Projects 4 Pro software. 82 choices to play with your photos. (Sponsored Link)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Lich Queen and Apprentice Baba Yaga Ann Coulter bathes in the misery of Huma Abedin, gleefully says she's surprised it took so long for her to leave Anthony Weiner. Then she offered to babysit their young son
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Guy Pearce and Carice van Houten announce the birth of their son, offer up Red Woman's placenta smoothie as a small memento of the occasion
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Anesthesiologists advise that, before your child goes under the knife for delicate surgical operations, sedate them with an iPad, which has the same effect as midazolam and does not need to be administered orally or rectally
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
NOBODY tells Helen Mirren that she is "especially telling in projecting a sluttish eroticism" and then asks her about her tits. She doesn't stand for that, and hasn't since 1975 since she practically murdered the only guy who did on live TV
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Liverpool police search for suspect who robbed a sex shop wearing a red dress and wig. At least they know he's not an Everton fan
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(Variety)
 
NewsFlash
 
Willy Wonka, the Waco Kid, and Dr. Frederick Frankenstein all pass away on the same day. RIP Gene Wilder
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Whatever the "Alt Right" might be, it's politically irrelevant compared with what we'll call the "Alt Left"
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
In an attempt to speed up the Redneck Apocalypse, Walmart sues Texas in an effort to sell hard liquor to customers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR discovers Trump supporters aren't bothered by his changing positions because they don't know and don't care what they are
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
You know the drill. Someone steals your dog. You post it on Facebook. It gets more than ten thousand shares. Your dog is recovered 962 miles from home and returned to you. That's how the internet works
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tybee Island police shocked to find beheaded voodoo doll outside their station. They know its a real one because it has a label that says "Voo Doo" right on it. Bonus disfigured lizard adds to the mumbo jumbo mojo
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Sun August 28, 2016
(MTV)
 
 
 
MTV hasn't aired a music video in almost two decades, but they still air the VMAs, mostly to show how awful today's music is. Thankfully, Key & Peele will provide some entertainment. It's your 2016 VMA discussion thread, 9PM ET on MTV
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Even despite being fully insured, a California resident received an $18,000 medical bill
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two airline pilots arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol as they prepared to fly from Glasgow to New York point out they're in Scotland and what else were they supposed to be doing?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen is so destitute his exes agree to drastic child support payment reductions because they fear going to court would result in the payments getting reduced to nothing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Winemaking once was an ancient and noble tradition respected by the cultured for generations. And then modern celebrities started stamping their names all over it
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
At least 90 drug cases in Houston will be tossed out because a deputy "destroyed" the evidence in the "overcrowded property room." The deputy has since been "fired"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Liverpool only beat good teams? Will Costa finally see a red? Can anyone stop Zlatan? Can Leicester finally start winning? Can the Hornets sting the Gunners? The EPL will answer these questions and more starting 7:30 am Sat, 8:30 am Sun
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The trailer for Red Dwarf XI is here. "Could these life signs...by any chance be us?"
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Sat August 27, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The University of Chicago's crackdown on idiotic trigger warnings is "all about money." TRIGGERED
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ZUS Kevlar MFi certified 4ft lightning cable. Make sure your charging cable is protected from all the ballistics life throws at it. (Sponsored Link)
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rednecks get a polite Canadian welcome when they attempt to cross the border with a rocket launcher in their car
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over all you 'World's oldest person' types, the REAL 'World's oldest man' has been discovered and he's only 145 years young
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"We were looking to get street cred back in the tiki world"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Marx Brothers newly restored comedy classics includes the five movies which starred all four of the Marx Brothers, footage that was previously removed due to production code standards, and interviews - including one with Harpo Marx
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
National parks demand human sacrifice for hundredth anniversary
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Fri August 26, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Wondering where your birthday card from Grandma went? Well, it's probably in the California apartment of a USPS worker (along with 48,287 other pieces of undelivered mail)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Retired slugger and author Jose Canseco is now a top economics commentator on Twitter, and fans praise him for being articulate and able to deploy the right jargon to skewer powerful central bankers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California is looking to control its Medicare drug costs by refusing to pay more than the VA does for any given drug. Guess which industry is spending over one hundred million dollars to keep this from going through?
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
A mysterious countdown clock has appeared on the Duke Nukem site. The strange part is that it doesn't read "forever"
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Watch as a Jezebel editor reads from the Necromonicon According to Baba Yaga and slowly drains the life from a poor redheaded sacrifice
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police are still searching for clues in the murder of two elderly nuns in Mississippi who worked at a free clinic that helped poor children, say they may just wait till the next lightning storm and charge any charred remains they find
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
Weeners
 
Bored? Stroll around the Red Roof Inn nude
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(Storify)
 
 
 
"Regarding the Birther thing. No serious conservative outlet that I know of has ever sponsored or entertained that conspiracy"
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