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80 headlines found matching 'real life'
Mon June 26, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I should buy a boat
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Dear Amy, My husband spent $20,000 on teen 'escorts' and all I got was an STD. What should I do now?
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
Hunter S. Thompson once did a Macintosh TV ad, which inexplicably doesn't end with him firing a .44 magnum round through its screen and lighting a joint off the ensuing electrical fire
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Whether a bird's egg is round or pointy depends on how well the bird flies
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune in the daycare business? Real life: Start with a large fortune. Fark: Sell cocaine
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin reduced to writing 'articles' about how hot hot hot alpha males are. Politics beats entertainment because Politics tab needs LOLs
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Courteney Cox no longer being filled
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Farking in the hospital
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'I regret having children'
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Financial analyst warns investors to stay away from bitcoin. "The real life uses are just online gambling and money laundering"
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: How to Fark your way to the top
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
7th Heaven actress Beverley Mitchell says she's not as wholesome as she seemed on TV. Like daughter, like father
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Random Twitter user: "I can't explain it but seeing Tom Sizemore in Twin Peaks is jarring." Tom Sizemore: "Explain it"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ethan Hawke knows he probably annoys you, and he's ok with that
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Sat June 10, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
'Wonder Woman' star Gal Gadot refuses to wear heels, and here is why for those who care
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Meet the face behind Barney, the malicious purple dinosaur
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Sat June 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Are you a pornsexual? Which means, do you prefer porn to human contact? Yeah yeah, that's the ticket, I don't want any human contact, not that I can't get any human contact. Pornsexual. Doesn't sound sad at all
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
It's the 25th Anniversary of the best Star Trek episode from any series, TNG's The Inner Light
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Tue May 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New VR technology lets you experience a plane crash along with Tom Cruise in "The Mummy." Although the device is slightly unrealistic by showing Cruise standing six feet tall
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Boeing satellite engineer and wannabe spy sells out his country to impress fake internet girlfriend
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a threat to the free world, says country who might know a thing or two about being a threat to the free world
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The average person keeps 13 significant secrets, and it's actually bad for your health
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Clerks" actress Lisa Spoonauer dead at age 44, will be buried 8 and a half feet under
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a whale blowing a rainbow out of its blowhole
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Hey buuuuudy. 25 years ago two losers became cool after digging up an Ice Age-era caveman in "Encino Man." Here's a look back at the moronic movie that gave us Pauly Shore
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Sun May 21, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫ Thank you for helping with bills ♫
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Sat May 20, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
'House of Cards' star Robin Wright says Trump is putting the show's writers to shame with all of the crazy surrounding his administration
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Amazon)
 
 
 
For those of you in need of a escape from the endless deluge of political news, Farker ronin's novel about a dystopian hellscape ruled by an egomaniacal tyrant is free on Kindle until Sunday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That guy banging into the furniture in the next room? Probably using the VR porn
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Free porn ruins the sex lives of men but improves sex lives of women. Here comes the science
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(GQ Australia)
 
 
 
Sharing is caring, and that could include sharing your partner if you're into cuckolding, hotwifing or wifesharing
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Thu May 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Tinder-style app matches sperm donors with prospective parents. Which apart from the prospective parents is pretty much the same idea behind Tinder
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen a flight attendant flap their arms like wings, or touch their nose with their finger? EasyJet training video reveals the meaning of all their hand signals
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
As if seeing Hank Azaria's hilarious piss-take on sports broadcasting isn't enough reason to watch IFC's Brockmire (Wednesdays at 10pm EDT), this week's episode sees him take the piss out of Joe Buck. Piss
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(TV Tropes)
 
 
 
Lois Flagston is Beetle Bailey's sister. I did not know that. What amazing stuff do you know about comics?
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(Improv Everywhere)
 
Video
 
Subway Sweet 16
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Holster your rooster and read this
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know that scene in the Dark Knight where Batman turns all the phones into a sonar grid? Now imagine that, except in real life and with wifi routers
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fargo television director discusses bringing Minnesota to Los Angeles
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Tue May 02, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"If Elvis played golf he'd still be alive"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother can't father a child; I donated sperm so he and his wife could have kids. He had an affair and married the woman; she's petty and nasty. They want to have a baby and I don't want to give them my sperm. What do I do?"
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Sat April 29, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The men of Veep share their favorite insults
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Fri April 28, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
'Atomic Blonde' actress Sofia Boutella gives Charlize Theron's kissing skills rave reviews
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Tell me a clean joke
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In real life a roadrunner would lose to a coyote in a footrace
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Wed April 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Science: dolphin vagina mystery solved. Still no cure for cancer
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
L.A. Mayor declares today "La La Land Day" as dancers on ropes run up City Hall. Post "Moonlight Day" jokes to he right
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Sat April 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Would you enjoy having a beautiful woman spend your money and ignore you? Step right up
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Your first look at the copyright-infringing mashup "The Jurassic Games" which is--you guessed it--Jurassic Park meets The Hunger Games
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Caribou Barbie with real life foot in mouth action attacks Elizabeth Warren claiming that "Fight Like a Girl" is her catch phrase
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
The Best and Worst Video Games to Play Stoned. Most Farkers unaware that any other ways exist
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Amazon)
 
 
 
What books made you laugh, either Funny Ha-Ha or Funny Hmmmm, I say, that's brilliant
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Africa's famine problem could be eradicated if the world would just come together and build a moveable skyscraper that could hold enough food to feed everyone on the continent
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Wed April 12, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Fargo in real life: cosmopolitan, crime-free, and largely devoid of weirdo accents, insist locals
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Making Veep in the dawn of Trump. Trump is basically Jonah at this point
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Nine fairy tale-like destinations you can experience in real life. The happy, stable, fulfilling relationship you were promised on your wedding day not included (slideshow)
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
The oral history of Something Awful (Not safe for work language)
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Sat April 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ellen Pompeo says she'll end "Grey's Anatomy" when she's damn good and ready and not one moment earlier. Meanwhile, the rest of America is surprised to learn "Grey's Anatomy" is still on the air. Who knew?
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(Which?)
 
 
 
The British version of Consumer Reports tests the battery life of laptops to see which live up to their advertising claims. Can you guess whose gormless boffins know bugger all about their jobs, the bloody tossers?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(TV Tropes)
 
 
 
Here's your trope of the day. Use it wisely
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republicans vote to disallow the EPA to rely on science
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Looks like Quint didn't get his cut of the money Sony paid to Harry Knowles given that he doesn't completely love THE DARK TOWER preview trailer he saw
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This is what our nightmares are saying about us. Strangely absent is why Subby keeps getting attacked by a giant deer in his dreams
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study finds that all men are unhappy with their relationships
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
What ten movies should be considered required viewing for Fark n00bs so that they get as many inside jokes/comments as possible? Whichever post gets the most "Smart" votes gets a big box of nothing for a prize
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Real life Chevy 'Real People' ads. "What's it make me think of? It makes me think of someone that's going to overpay for a piece of shiat"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
5 things you probably didn't know about the TV series CHiPs
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I have been together for some time, and friends say we're the perfect couple. The problem is, I'm not sexually attracted to him; I go through the motions. I would stay with him but never have sex again. What do I do?"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In adult movies when your wife recently discovers that she's gay, things get kinky. In real life, bleach gets thrown in your face
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Thu March 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently, because of his big bushy beard, David Letterman keeps getting mistaken for a rabbi. Oy
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Tue March 14, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
CIA uses board games to train its officers: Pokemon cards for intelligence gathering, tabletop strategy games to train analysts, and Operation for interrogations
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Do bookstore employees get bored? Here's your answer
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Thu March 09, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a way, all of us has an El Chapo to profit off of. For some, a book might be their El Chapo. For others, a hit single might be their El Chapo. For Sony, El Chapo is a big, lavish biopic that will make us lots of money
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
An error at the DMV is making Coloradans a lot higher than they already were
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese once did a short film on a friend, whose gun dealer character in "Taxi Driver" was based on his real life. In it, the guy narrates a true story about a heroin overdose, felt-tip pen and adrenaline shot that may ring strangely familiar
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Thu March 02, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
'I got hammered and hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club'
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Wed March 01, 2017
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
You know what would happen if you were dumb enough to try some Dukes of Hazzard driving in real life? Something like this
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What were your worse professors in college like? What are your horror stories from university instructors?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When real life resembles a Harry Potter book: Scientists say an elixir made from dragon's blood could bring somebody back from the threshold of death
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