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Headlines matching 'rashes'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC) Obvious Pot smoking drivers 'twice as likely to cause car crash'. Really really slow car crashes  (bbc.co.uk) (128)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man crashes the boards at hockey rink. While drunk. While driving the Zamboni. Surprisingly, this story does not take place in Canada  (duluthnewstribune.com) (22)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Fox News) News CH-53 Sea Stallion helicopter crashes in Afghanistan, 6 dead  (foxnews.com) (122)


Fri January 13, 2012
(WWL) Fail Cousins go to house to smoke pot, the guy that tagged along discovers a stash of guns, opens fire on occupants with their own guns, owner returns fire but is killed, police give chase, car crashes, cops shoot all three. The Aristocrats  (wwl.com) (94)
(AZCentral) Scary Taxi crashes into auto repair shop. That's convenient  (azcentral.com) (13)
(SFGate) Fail Bank robbers, car crashes, citizen delivering a smackdown, high school lockdown, highway closure, traffic nightmare, a robot and an explosion, or as it's called in San Jose, CA "Thursday"  (sfgate.com) (24)


Wed January 11, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Experts point out "unhealthy correlation" between building of skyscrapers, subsequent financial crashes  (bbc.co.uk) (38)


Sun December 18, 2011
(BBC) Obvious Crashes take place on icy roads, Ric Romero reports  (bbc.co.uk) (33)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Driver going 25 over limit, playing with computer, and not wearing seat belt crashes into tree. In other news, there's a job opening in the Delray Beach police department  (sun-sentinel.com) (88)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Mercury News) Cool Not news: Unmanned amateur radio balloon crashes into Mediterranean. Fark: three days after being launched from San Jose, CA  (mercurynews.com) (15)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Hartford Courant) Fail Driver hits gas instead of brake and crashes into clothing store, owners forced to press suit  (courant.com) (26)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Denver Post) Spiffy Legalizing medical marijuana leads to a 12% drop in alcohol related fatal car crashes  (denverpost.com) (127)


Sat November 26, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious LSU thrashes Arkansas, proving once again the SEC is the best conference in college football  (sports.espn.go.com) (117)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Six believed dead after plane crashes in Superstition Mountains. I told them not to fly there - just had a bad feeling about it  (wtkr.com) (51)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy Pelosi trashes Republicans for wanting to gut Medicare to pay for making the Bush tax cuts permanent   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)
(Detroit News) Asinine Father of the Year candidate crashes car, flees, and abandons his infant and toddler daughters in Detroit  (detnews.com) (43)


Wed November 16, 2011
(MSNBC) Sad Sad: 18 kindergarteners and 2 adults die when overcrowded minivan crashes. WTF: 44 other kids in the van survived  (msnbc.msn.com) (146)
(Mirror.co.uk) Unlikely Alien craft crashes in woman's yard. Does she: a) call authorities, b) alert the media, or c) keep the alien's lifeless body in her fridge for two years?  (mirror.co.uk) (136)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Houston Press) Asinine Drunk driver crashes into grounded Medevac helicopter, asks arresting officer why the chopper was "flying so low to the ground." See, there is such a thing as a dumb question  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (49)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) PSA Without further ado, the funniest headline in Fark history: Dyslexic clown crashes car into fruit stand, discovers that he has a *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*   (chron.com) (79)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Ironic Car crashes into an auto repair shop  (chicagotribune.com) (17)


Sat October 29, 2011
(NJ.com) Scary Zombie crashes car into house  (nj.com) (17)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Stuff.co.nz) Sad If the father of your unborn child crashes into a liquor store while trying to evade police, and runs off leaving you stuck in the car - you may have made some bad life choices  (stuff.co.nz) (29)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Possible follow-up headline: Entire Internet porn industry crashes after only paying customer charged with stealing $130,000 to feed habit  (duluthnewstribune.com) (83)


Mon October 17, 2011
(CBS News) Followup Las Vegas Indy 300 drivers had safety concerns. Specifically, fiery crashes  (cbsnews.com) (104)

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