Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Do not meddle in the affairs of teenage girls, for they are subtle and quick to accuse you of rape  (thelocal.se)	(57)

Kid learns the hard way that if you're old enough to rape an autistic woman on a street corner in broad daylight you're old enough for grown up PMITA prison  (toledoblade.com)

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(Some Guy)		Spring break: rape, drinking, sun, beach, rape  (clickorlando.com)	(204)
(Sy-Fy has no real Sci-Fi)		Sy-Fy in talks with Ron Moore to further rape the corpse that is Battlestar Galactica  (trekmovie.com)	(177)

Barclays sues to prevent more information about their $5 billion rape of Lehman Brothers from being made public. Bonus: US Office of Thrift Supervision is suing too  (business.timesonline.co.uk)

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Your snowflake didn't scrape her knee, she got brain damage instead and it's your fault  (newscientist.com)

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		Old and busted: 30 Senate Republicans vote against anti-rape bill sponsored by Democrats. New Hotness: 153 House Republicans vote against anti-child abuse in schools bill sponsored by Democrats  (dailykos.com)	(223)
		Bush's $760 billion tax cuts were passed via reconciliation, yet the media did not cover it like it was a gimmick, a nuclear explosion, or a forcible rape of American citizens  (mediamatters.org)	(414)
		The Outrage is here  (cnn.com)	(101)

British Teenager saves a 5 year old girl in North Carolina from being raped without even having to leave home  (abcnews.go.com)

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(Some Guy)		Old news: man dies after thirteen years in prison for rape and murder he didn't commit. First time ever: Texas governor to pardon innocent man after he's dead  (radio.woai.com)	(297)
(TriCities.com)		American Taliban: Group hands out leaflets to women dressed "provocatively", blaming them if they get raped  (www2.tricities.com)	(495)
		Cleveland Cavaliers shoot for new record for most snuggies, gay rape  (aolnews.com)	(16)

Not news: Woman attacked in street. News: With a sword. Fark: Attacker said the reason for the assault was "Four quarts low on the truck" TotalFark: Did Subby mention attacker is a psychiatrist?  (local12.com)

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(Delaware online)		Grand jury indicts man in 103 child rapes. That's 471 charges in all. And if you don't believe that's possible don't worry, he videotaped it  (delawareonline.com)	(533)
		Police would like you to know that the earlier report of a girl's rape is "erroneous", and if you have any information on the rape that didn't happen you should call Secret Witness  (rgj.com)	(98)
		Archaeologists find the first octagonal house in the U.S. That's right. Octagonal. Suck it trapezoid  (abcnews.go.com)	(32)

And your sour grapes line of the year, courtesy of Russia's Plushenko: ""I was positive that I won, but I saw that Evan needs a medal more than I do. Maybe because I already have one."  (nytimes.com)

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(Some Steve)		Apple does its part: Al-Qaeda operatives, dodging drone attacks while listening to Britney Spears songs downloaded with iTunes, are in violation of the terms and conditions  (concurringopinions.com)	(13)
		Majority of both sexes put blame on rape victims for getting raped. WTF?  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(585)

So, it turns out Wall Street didn't just fleece us hard-working Americans, they raped and pillaged half of Europe. This can only end well  (nytimes.com)

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Child porn victim, raped at age 8, would like to be paid for all those pictures and videos people have downloaded of her  (boingboing.net)

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(My Fox Phoenix)

Prison rehabilitates offenders, as proven by man who served four years for sex abuse and crimes against children, and is now a counselo... just kidding, he raped two underaged girls the day he was released and is now looking at 45 years  (myfoxphoenix.com)

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"Wal-Mart" of weed opens in Oakland. Time to get the chips, Haagen Dazs, popcorn, chocolate, graham crackers with the marshmallows--the little marshmallows, beef jerky, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch, and two pizzas. Yeah  (npr.org)

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David Copperfield rape accuser arrested for falsely reporting rape. Again  (abcnews.go.com)

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Faster than a speeding bartender. More powerful than a date rape drug  (thesun.co.uk)

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(Collider)

Coen Brothers' version of "True Grit" set to arrive on Christmas Day, which gives everyone plenty of time to figure out how this remake rapes their childhood  (collider.com)

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Woman jailed for false rape claim after police prove alleged rapist Derek Cummings didn't  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Magician David Copperfield cleared in rape investigation. Now you semen, now you don't    (ajc.com)

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(Some Guy)

While Republicans were distracted protecting Christmas, Al Franken's "Rape is Bad" bill got passed  (secondpagemedia.com)

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Welcome to 2010, Gen-Xers. We have no intention of ceasing the systematic rape and torture of your pop-cultural memories. Love, Hollywood  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

Today's "Truck spills metric assload of random food item on roadway" brought to you by Portersville, PA and 5,000 gallons of grape juice  (newyorkinjurynews.com)

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Of the many ways to learn another language, rape never made my list  (telegraph.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

Cops say man "raped a prostitute, sold her to other men and then recruited more prostitutes." That sounds so much worse than "was a pimp"  (www2.nbc4i.com)

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		Winemakers say global warming is changing the flavor of grapes and fear that in coming years, all wine might become as insipid as an Oregon red  (timesonline.co.uk)	(52)
		Senators who voted against Al Franken's anti-rape amendment blame him for resulting bad PR  (crooksandliars.com)	(151)

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. You're about to be raped by a huge monster. There is a small mailbox here  (cracked.com)

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"The BBC has abandoned plans to screen a ballet featuring a deformed Pope who rapes nuns that it had announced as one of the highlights of its Christmas schedule." And I was so looking forward to taking the kids (link fixed)  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Anonymous reviewer says that Avatar, at $237 million, is "literally vomit inducing." Makers of Gigli consider trademark-infringement lawsuit  (guardian.co.uk)

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Navy SEALS capture alleged terrorist behind Fallujah killings and mutilations, promptly face charges because they gave him a fat lip when they captured him  (foxnews.com)

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Authorities decry assault on 12-year-old California boy as a result of "Kick A Ginger Day" internet posting, but add that if anyone wants to punch David Caruso, that would be ok  (suntimes.com)

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