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Headlines matching 'rape'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(NBC Bay Area) Obvious Sometimes you get bored at work. Sometimes you view porn. Protip: Don't view it in the middle of a rape trial when you're the court clerk  (nbcbayarea.com) (26)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Hindu) Unlikely TV cameramen zoom in to bust a politician in session watching porn on his cell phone. He claims in a press conference since the House was discussing rave parties at the time, he was just studying an example of 4 women dancing, being gang-raped  (thehindu.com) (60)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Woman receives Facebook friend request from the man who raped her when she was 14 years old. She gets the hero tag for how she handled it  (moxiebird.com) (lots)


Sat February 04, 2012
(TMZ) Florida Newt Gingrich sued for assault and battery. At least he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, so he's got that going for him  (tmz.com) (84)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Starpulse) Dumbass "Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I'm worth it"  (starpulse.com) (101)
(This Is Plymouth) Dumbass Woman criticises your website for stating that 85 per cent of rapes go unreported is 'good odds'. Should you C)Take to Twitter to ask if she is a lesbian?  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (198)


Mon January 30, 2012
(News.com.au) Dumbass Woman's rape claim suddenly loses credibility when police notice all her bruises wash off  (news.com.au) (185)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Fail Haiti = Fail: 520,000 people remain in squalid camps, many more returned to wrecked homes rather than endure the camps' inhuman conditions, blamed for driving up violence, rape and pedophilia  (dailymail.co.uk) (118)


Thu January 26, 2012
(CBC) Followup "Let's go around the room. Tell us what you're in prison for." "Rape." "Murder." "Red-light camera theft." "Making faulty tits." "Robbed a ba-- wait, dude, what?"  (cbc.ca) (30)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine Santorum says that pregnant rape victims should realize that they have "a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you"  (thinkprogress.org) (454)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Marketwatch) Unlikely Your bank wants to be your best friend. That's strange, best friends don't usually beat and rape you  (marketwatch.com) (25)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Wikipedia) Photoshop Theme: If Don Draper made ads for Internet companies  (en.wikipedia.org) (13)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you have an outstanding warrant for rape, you may want to avoid flirting with a uniformed police officer  (heraldextra.com) (190)
(BBC) Interesting Experts point out "unhealthy correlation" between building of skyscrapers, subsequent financial crashes  (bbc.co.uk) (38)


Tue January 10, 2012
(That's a whole lot of wrong) Sick It's not news, it's incestuous lesbian pedo rape phone porn  (sunshinecoastdaily.com.au) (141)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid In the United States, there are more raped women than smokers of both genders. In other news, there has been a significant increase of apple tree growth, but the shortage of oranges continues  (significancemagazine.org) (595)
(USA Today) Dumbass Japanese defense minister on the chopping block for confusing "rape" with "sexual orgy," though to be fair, he is Japanese  (usatoday.com) (66)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Starlin Castro's attorney says the accusations his client raped anyone are "baseless." Just like a standard Cubs game  (chicagotribune.com) (8)
(MSNBC) Sad The Obama administration broadens the definition of rape to include men. So, apparently, it wasn't legally possible to rape a man until now  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (186)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Odd origins of some words. Yes, Crane comes from a rapist pardoned for raping...who then created an elaborate execution system that doubled as a nice way to off-load heavy objects. Rape  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)


Tue January 03, 2012
(MSNBC) Sappy Bad news: Woman gets raped. Worse news: Gets pregnant and gives up baby for adoption. Sappy: Reunites with daughter 77 years later. I think there's dust in my eye leftover from the Dust Bowl  (msnbc.msn.com) (85)


Sat December 31, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Obvious 16-year-old boy who has been farking Swedish woman doesn't believe he is a rape victim  (thelocal.se) (177)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Silly Iran says it tracked and filmed a US aircraft carrier in the Gulf of Oman, revealing the worrying strides Iran has made in their "being able to find objects larger than a skyscraper that aren't trying to hide from you" technology  (news.yahoo.com) (106)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The Indy Channel) Strange Man drives up steps of War Memorial draped in an American flag and carrying a gun, says he's trying to spread message of Jesus Christ -- because, yeah, that's totally something Jesus would do  (theindychannel.com) (45)
(Economist) Spiffy For the first time in forty years America's prison population has actually decreased. Either the costs of locking up non-violent offenders is to blame, or Obama is releasing them to rape your women and children  (economist.com) (69)


Thu December 15, 2011
(CNN) Dumbass Yes, frat boys, we know you like rape. But creating a "who would you rape" survey for your brothers to take online will probably strike some people as inappropriate  (cnn.com) (149)


Sat December 10, 2011
(The News & Observer (NC)) Dumbass Not news: woman wants to convince her husband to move to a better neighborhood. News: She fakes her own rape to do it. Fark: She's a prison psychologist  (newsobserver.com) (81)


Mon December 05, 2011
(SFGate) Asinine Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio: tough on immigration, easy on rape and child molestation  (sfgate.com) (132)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Fox News) Unlikely Eating Disorder? You were raped by a Satanic cult. Anxiety? Raped by a Satanic cult. Tension? Fear? Sad? Cult, cult, cult  (foxnews.com) (120)


Fri December 02, 2011
(YouTube) Asinine Record the police on your own property? 75 years in jail. Subsaharan Africa? China? Suprise, it's Illinois, where recording police is a Class 1 felony and carries the same sentence as rape  (youtube.com) (138)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Deadspin) Interesting Penn State University, trying to head off more embarrassment from this rape scandal, buys 4 .XXX domain names  (deadspin.com) (31)
(BBC) Sick Afghani rape victim, imprisoned for adultery, pardoned by Hamid Karzai after agreeing to marry her attacker. Yeah we really improved that country  (bbc.co.uk) (215)


Wed November 30, 2011
(MSNBC) PSA This just in: Apple and grape juice cause cancer. Consider using beer and wine as safe alternatives  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (54)


Tue November 22, 2011
(MetroWest Daily News) Dumbass Man plants drugs on ex-girlfriend's car, causing her to suddenly remember that he tried to rape her  (metrowestdailynews.com) (36)


Thu November 17, 2011
(News24) Sad Teacher rapes 11 pupils. It looks like they should have *puts on sunglasses" put on sunglasses. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH  (news24.com) (151)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass School Head on rape claim: "Guys do this kind of thing, you have to get used to it"  (thelocal.se) (139)
(Engadget) Amusing Hand me the bug-b-gone and a scraper, I gotta get whatever this is off my bumper  (engadget.com) (19)


Fri November 11, 2011
(IndyStar) Strange Although he might not be the smartest Wal-Mart pharmacy robber in the world, you've got to give style points to the guy who robbed one while draped in a blanket and wearing socks over his hands  (indystar.com) (13)


Tue November 08, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail Bad: 13 year-old, poor African American girl is raped. Real bad: She's impregnated. Fark: The state decides she's a whore and needs to be sterilized  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (230)


Fri November 04, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Followup Woman who claims to have Bieber's love child could face rape charges; you read that right  (signonsandiego.com) (131)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Yahoo) Strange Berlin museum mixes haute couture with haute cuisine, spotlighting models draped in octopus tunics, seaweed miniskirts and Salmon tops. And you thought it was just the Japanese that were into that erotic sea creature stuff  (news.yahoo.com) (37)


Sun October 30, 2011
(SeattlePI) Sick Skipper gets three years in prison for rape. Poor Gilligan  (seattlepi.com) (80)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Crash spills grapefruit on Grapefruit Blvd., divides by zero  (kpsplocal2.com) (35)


Wed October 26, 2011
(AP) Obvious The natural-gas boom has led to old-west style hell-raising, and an increase in violence, rapes, robbery, cattle rustling, rapes, and thefts  (hosted2.ap.org) (129)


Mon October 24, 2011
(oc weekly) Dumbass Rug merchant accused of checking to see if the carpet matches the drapes  (blogs.ocweekly.com) (42)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Play at Royal Shakespeare Theatre features nudity, torture by Taser, and rape with sex toys. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this (safe for work)  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (55)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Serial rapist on the loose in Florida. Police: "We don't know what he's going to do next." I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess rape  (sun-sentinel.com) (78)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Globe and Mail) Scary Obama endorses changes to the Sarbanes-Oxley Act to once again allow companies to pilfer employee pensions and rape shareholders of their investments to pad the balance sheet. Change is good?  (theglobeandmail.com) (63)


Sat October 15, 2011
(CNN) Obvious Three women charged in sex attacks on men. "17 men came and positively identified the women as having raped them"...... indeed  (cnn.com) (131)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Architects in Mexico manage to turn 65 floor skyscraper inside out and upside down  (dailymail.co.uk) (168)


Wed October 12, 2011
(The Weekly Standard) Obvious VP Joe Biden warns that more rapes and murders could occur if President Barack Obama's jobs bill is not passed. Nope, no hyperbole at all Joe  (weeklystandard.com) (195)

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