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58 headlines found matching 'rants'
Sat July 12, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"A vast majority of child migrants are fleeing not poverty, but violence. As a result, what the United States is seeing on its borders now is not an immigration crisis. It is a refugee crisis"
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Chair of House Judiciary Committee angrily demands Obama send message to parents of child immigrants that Obama sent to parents of child immigrants two days ago
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(53)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Obama administration's "Coming to Jesus" Moment: Working with the "good" Christians to help out the influx of immigrants
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(245)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russian accused of hacking into US restaurants. Canada urged to stay vigilant just in case Putin wants poutine
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Dallas judge on why he wants to open shelters for unaccompanied child migrants and not just deport them: These are children and we don't turn our backs on them in Texas
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Brownsville Herald)
 
 
 
Everybody can relax, even as we speak a citizens coalition of patriot militia is headed to the Texas border to deal with the recent flux of child immigrants
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(358)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
After other fast food restaurants turned it down, Taco Bell was the only bidder at a public auction of city-owned property in front of the town's sewer plant. Mayor says it's the perfect fit
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Over 60% of the restaurants featured on Kitchen Nightmares are now closed. Surprisingly Amy's Baking Company continues to roll in the dough
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korean restaurants are opening up around Asia. I hear pebble and twig soup is amazing
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(33)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Columnist asks if cities can crack down on smoking e-cigarettes in pubic, then why can't they force restaurants that serve burritos to include a Beano pill with every purchase
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Here is an updated outlook for the US after defeating Ghana. Detailed descriptions of each possible scenario to the left, rants about how your drunken explanation in a previous thread was better to the right
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The 10 weirdest restaurants in the world. If you've ever wanted to eat a meal in a mine, a prison or an active volcano, you're in luck (not a slideshow)
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again for the World's Ugliest Dog Contest, and this year's entrants are OH MY FARKING GOD, KILL THEM WITH FIRE (pics)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hottest delicacy in China's restaurants is French rabbit heads. Here's how to eat one - basically it's like a lobster, but way more gross
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(38)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama is honoring illegal immigrants at the White House today. No, don't read it again. You read it right the first time. Obama is honoring illegal immigrants at the White House
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, one week into the Kardashians invasion of The Hamptons, let's check in: Stiffing waitress with no tips, annoying camera crews, disruptions in restaurants, a complete sense of entitlement. Yeah ... going as expected
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Police on trail of gang breaking into restaurants and clubs bring down ring of pregnant burglars. No word on what they were expecting
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Sat May 31, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dear Texas, please stop putting all your illegal immigrants onto buses bound for Phoenix. Thanks, Arizona
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Thu May 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Arthur Chu: "What did Elliot Rodger need? He didn't need to get laid. None of us nerdy frustrated guys need that. When I was an asshole with rants about self-pity and entitlement, getting laid would not have helped. He needed to grow up. We all do"
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ten restaurants Fark foodies love to hate. Deslided for your questionable viewing pleasure
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Sat May 24, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland needs a half-million foreign workers to offset low birth rate and aging population, says immigrants will get free language lessons by interpreting racist graffiti sprayed on their cars and houses by angry, drunken, unemployed Scots
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas gun nuts realize that terrorizing children in fast food restaurants with rifles isn't the best way to win public support, tell their members to "immediately cease taking long guns into corporate businesses"
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Two accused of stealing fire hydrants across Chicago. That's one hell of an obscure business model
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks will have a busy year; already touring with Fleetwood Mac, she's just wrapped up recording a new solo album, "24 Karat Gold," to say nothing of running her chain of Fajita Round-up restaurants
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA grants permission to Boise State to help out homeless football recruit. Yes, there are rules about helping out the homeless
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Wed May 14, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Office of Naval Research awards $7.5 million in grants to researchers looking for a way to build " a sense of moral consequence into autonomous robots". Pretty sure you can pick up an Asimov paperback collection for a lot less than that
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Tue May 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Neckbeard brony with fedora and black Journey T-shirt rants eloquently about his dislike of Celestia in the My Little Pony universe. Attention must be paid -- or not
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Olive Garden adds kale, polenta, pistachio-crusted truffles, and capers to its menu to improve its street cred and add foodie sensibility to restaurants. "We are purposely using ingredients that would have been considered polarizing"
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Thu May 08, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The U.S. government has a problem with states handing out driver licenses to illegal immigrants. Hey Feds, you might want to look into the crime of Sanctuary Cities while you're at it
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Restaurants now seating socially awkward single diners with giant stuffed animals to make them feel less socially awkward
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Sat April 26, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Restaurants catering to locavores learn why normal businesses buy from distributors instead of farmers
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
DC restaurant consultant accused of intentionally tanking sales at five restaurants so he could buy them at bankruptcy. And stealing a Vespa
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Sun April 20, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hotels and restaurants claim that Colorado's marijuana tourism is a myth, as they have seen no increase in tourism business. Or else the out-of-state stoners blow all their money on weed and have to crash with friends and dealers
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Dressing up as faeries and giant pot leaves and holding an impromptu rave outside of the Israeli Minister of Health's house at 6am isn't likely to convince her to favor your cause. But it is pretty damn amusing
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Sat April 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Governor Moonbeam grants dozens of drug pardons, of course
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Restaurants reportedly substituting lamb for cheaper meat in curries and kebabs. I smell a rat
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Fri April 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today thoughtfully compiles a list of places never to swipe your ATM card: 1) gas stations, 2) restaurants, 3) stores, 4) online. Phew, thank goodness whorehouses didn't make it on there
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tea Party candidate rants against Libertarian "boobies". Hey man, I may not agree with their politics, but I will defend to the death their right to go bra-less because they don't want government clothing holding them down
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Thu April 10, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Note to self: when stealing from a Home Goods store, resist the urge to immediately return items for store credit. Make sure those warrants are cleared up, too. Probably shouldn't leave the kid alone in the car, either. (w/mugshot goodness)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Immigrants are such big moochers that they steal credit for half of patents filed in America
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Restaurants are out to kill you. More at noon, six pm and eleven
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The burger wars heat up: just days after McDonald's announces it will close all its outlets in Crimea to protest Russian actions in Ukraine, Burger King unveils plans to open scores of new restaurants in the suddenly open territory
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Wed April 09, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Honduran illegal immigrants ask the Government of Mexico to allow safe passage, so they can sneak into the United States
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Capitol Fax)
 
 
 
Bill to ban ticket quotas hits speed bump because federal grants require police to have ticket quotas. I mean, "data-driven performance measures"
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(46)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Parti Québécois handed worst defeat since 1970 at the hands of anglo immigrants and students; Liberal victors interpret this as mandate to be anything but PQ
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Fri April 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's closing restaurants in the Crimea. That'll certainly teach the Russians to think twice before annexing anywhere else
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You just know Spam has gone full rectangle because it's now hip again in NYC restaurants. And yes, it's over priced
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan unveils his latest budget: lessee here slashes Medicaid, Food stamps,social services, student aid, and pensions? Check. Cuts taxes for the rich? Check. Huh, strange..no block grants for developing Galt's Gulch
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Mon March 31, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy with a couple of cormorants
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Fri March 28, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A claims American fast-food chicken crown, collects nearly $1 billion more annual revenue than KFC despite 60 percent fewer restaurants, no Sunday hours, and minimal presence outside the Confederacy
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Pun contests are a thing. Entrants really should quip while they're ahead
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Fri March 21, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It took two hours for 83.7% of entrants in the Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge to lose their chance at $1 billion
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(55)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
News: 'Unseen' John Lennon letter expected to sell for up to $9,900. Fark: It's about pee
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(16)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
You know how opponents of minimum wage hikes talk about what a disaster it would be if fast-food restaurants had to pay their workers $10/hr? Shake Shack manages to do it, plus offer health, vision, dental, 401(k) and profit sharing
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Bill Watterson grants a rare interview and loans a bunch of original strips to the second-ever only Calvin and Hobbes exhibition. Coming soon to a town near you. If you live in Columbus, Ohio
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're going to film scenes at a jail, it's probably best to ensure you don't have any outstanding warrants
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Note To Self: DO NOT belch in South Carolina restaurants without saying 'Excuse Me'
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Sat March 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
The more fast food restaurants there are near where you live and work, the more likelier you are to be obese, claims new study from the Department of Obviousness
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