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Headlines matching 'rally'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Reason Magazine) Amusing Subby will literally make his O face if this headline goes green  (reason.com) (34)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com) (81)
(Politico) Asinine So just how bad was Pete Hoekstra's "yellow menace" Superbowl ad? Let's put it this way: John Pinnette's famous impression of a Chinese buffet owner was probably more culturally sensitive  (politico.com) (98)


Sun February 05, 2012
(TMZ) Amusing The Patriots have been adhering to a strict diet this past week, and for last night's dinner, they were given a choice of steak or fish. Naturally, Tom Brady had the lasagna  (tmz.com) (62)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Mediabistro) Fail New York Times post $40 million loss in 2011. However, it was spread out liberally among all its media businesses  (mediabistro.com) (53)
(YouTube) Cool 40 years ago this guy could literally crank out hot lines faster than your mom would fall for them. Bonus: lube was included  (youtube.com) (31)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Gizmodo) Cool Well, Supernerds, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Literally. How will you top this?  (gizmodo.com) (79)


Wed February 01, 2012
(11 Alive) Spiffy Mayor bans Rocky Horror Picture Show performance from city-owned theatre for being 'too risque', so supporters rally funds and move the performance to a theater that's just a jump to the left  (carrollton.11alive.com) (161)


Tue January 31, 2012
(WSB TV) Strange You know your day is going to suck when it starts with a police chase ending on your ass, literally  (wsbtv.com) (16)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Sarah Palin's Facebook Page) Interesting Sarah Palin rallies Tea Party to arms against the GOP establishment on her Facebook page. Lawn chairs are set up and the Jiffy-Pop is on the stove  (facebook.com) (157)


Fri January 27, 2012
(NPR) Obvious Despite what Americans say about wanting more civility from their politicians, they generally only reward rude behavior. My goodness, Americans liking rude behavior. That's just crazy talk  (npr.org) (43)
(ABC) Stupid Woman finds $1 million winning lottery ticket in the trash. Naturally, 2 people are suing her  (abcnews.go.com) (101)


Thu January 26, 2012
(WCPO) Dumbass While it might seem logical, it generally isn't acceptable for a day care worker to duct tape a toddler to the floor for nap time  (wcpo.com) (90)
(ESPN) Misc With Detroit adding Prince Fielder, Miguel Cabrera will move to third base to balance out the infield. Literally to keep it from tipping over  (espn.go.com) (97)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Man calls 911, asks them to send the police because he wants to fight with them. Naturally, 911 obliges  (triblocal.com) (36)


Fri January 20, 2012
(New York Magazine) Stupid Goldman Sachs employees literally in tears upon learning that their reduced bonuses will not buy a small enough violin  (nymag.com) (195)
(I Heart Chaos) Strange Pretty much admitting he was part of the joke all along, Herman Cain and Stephen Colbert will hold a joint political rally tomorrow in SC. If any of you guys are there and don't take pictures, the terrorists win  (iheartchaos.com) (44)


Thu January 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Stupid When George W. Bush rewarded his "bundler" donors with jobs and parties, the liberal outrage was like the fire of a thousand suns. So, naturally, when Barack Obama does the same thing, the liberal outrage is...nonexistent   (openchannel.msnbc.msn.com) (252)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Network World) Spiffy Network World gives FARK lots of credit during the SOPA blackout by telling its readers "As is generally the case, they're marching to a different beat over at Fark" (update 3)  (networkworld.com) (0)
(Yahoo) Obvious Occupy Wall Street movement converges on the West Lawn of the Capitol for massive rally, the largest national gathering of Occupy protesters to date. Reality: a couple of hundred show up  (news.yahoo.com) (68)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Philly.com) Amusing The economy is tanking, so naturally, your first thought is "I need more guns"  (philly.com) (149)


Thu January 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Cool New York City health department has found their newest spokesperson against the dangers of super-sizing: a diabetic amputee. Naturally, some people have a problem with this. Mostly, though, they work for fast food companies   (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com) (127)
(Daily Mail) Interesting You know who else liked brunettes?  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Telegraph) Stupid Video apparently shows U.S. Marines urinating on bodies of dead Taliban fighters. Naturally, some people are pissed off about this  (telegraph.co.uk) (295)
(USA Today) Stupid There's been a huge rise in the number of civilians killed or wounded by gunfire as a result of quasi-military police raids, which is naturally leading police to question the tactic. Fark: Because cops might get hurt, too  (usatoday.com) (133)
(YouTube) Video Most amazing 2 minute women's volleyball rally you will see this year. Level of difficulty? Chinese  (youtube.com) (54)
(Smh.com.au) Scary Woman given tea and toast instead of an orange. Naturally, all hell breaks loose  (smh.com.au) (73)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Paul Rudd to *literally* guest star on "Parks and Recreation"  (insidetv.ew.com) (23)
(Medical Xpress) Interesting Naturally produced protein could boost...uh...something   (medicalxpress.com) (17)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Boys we need a new idea for a TV show. I know boss, how about a series on dissecting whales and we'll show this woman who cuts open the whale and literally walks inside  (lohud.com) (12)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Study shows the poor are generally kinder and more compassionate than the rich, suggesting that either the poor are more attuned to suffering because they've experienced it, or that the rich are just, by and large, assholes  (health.usnews.com) (147)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Putin plans series of fire side chats with the Russian people because Franklin Roosevelt would never rig an election, or something  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)


Thu December 22, 2011
(NPR) Obvious While North Korea is consumed with mourning for their dead leader; North Korean defectors in the south are holding equally enthusiastic "We're glad you're dead you miserable bastard" rallies  (npr.org) (83)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Sarah Palin says it's not too late to send her more money  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (111)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Washington Post) Amusing Members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will be erecting their holiday display this weekend at the Loudoun County, VA Courthouse. Naturally, some people have a problem with this  (washingtonpost.com) (439)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Salon) Amusing The Salon Hack List 2011: "Criteria for inclusion included being wrong about literally everything, shameless sycophancy, appearing on 'Morning Joe' and being 'Morning Joe'"  (salon.com) (86)
(KAAL) Strange Team sports captains at high school pep rally told they are going to be kissed by member of the opposite sex, then are blindfolded and kissed by their parents. Awkward  (kaaltv.com) (88)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Slate) Sad Movie and TV titles have gotten literal because culturally most people have gotten dumber. Looks like we're not too far away from seeing "ASS" on a theater marquee  (slate.com) (107)
(The Journal Times) Stupid You're at your girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving and her friend sits in your chair. There are many possible outcomes to this situation, but attempted first-degree intentional homicide is generally not one of the results  (journaltimes.com) (48)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Enraged Pakistanis are protesting the US government and burning Obama in effigy, now edge Gingrich in recent GOP polls  (news.yahoo.com) (126)


Sat November 26, 2011
(News.com.au) Asinine Magpie steals woman's $900 Gucci glasses. Naturally, she wants council to swoop in and pay for a new pair  (news.com.au) (93)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The Sun) Fail Katy Perry and Russell Brand's marriage is in trouble, so naturally she's talking about having a baby  (thesun.co.uk) (83)


Sun November 20, 2011
(YouTube) Scary Not everybody can be a stunt driver and get paid to drive fast and wreck cars spectacularly. For the rest, they drive rally cars  (youtube.com) (31)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Huffington Post) Hero So, two months after Occupy begins, a handful of protesters think, "What if, instead of blocking traffic, spreading disease, destroying property, and generally being nuisance, what if we actually did something useful?"  (huffingtonpost.com) (282)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Short List) Obvious The full trailer for The Iron Lady has Meryl Streep literally pleading for another Oscar. Poor thing hasn't been nominated since last year  (shortlist.com) (22)
(Deadline) Followup Last night's time-travel-centric episode of Family Guy saw the world changed--for the worse--if 9/11 didn't happen. Naturally, people have a problem with this  (deadline.com) (108)


Tue November 08, 2011
(BBC) Amusing Police find 19 prostitutes and 100 fighting cocks in Mexican jail. Naturally  (bbc.co.uk) (18)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Asinine In MN, voting by mail demonstrably increases turnout and saves money, so naturally Republicans are against it  (startribune.com) (117)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup New Hampshire GOP says Rick Perry was definitely not drunk or on drugs when he gave his bizarre speech, he's just naturally bizarre  (news.yahoo.com) (113)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Strange Ron Paul wins Iowa Republican organization's straw poll. So naturally, the organization is endorsing Rick Santorum  (blog.chron.com) (123)
(NYPost) Strange Sports association drug tester comes to Serena Williams' mansion. Naturally, Serena locks herself in a panic room  (nypost.com) (24)


Tue November 01, 2011
(MSNBC) Ironic 'It's outrageous the way liberals treat a black conservative' - Ann Coulter. Oh that is rich Ann... RICH  (msnbc.msn.com) (161)
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Dominique Strauss-Kahn sex scandal is being given the porno treatment. Naturally, some people have a problem with this  (huffingtonpost.com) (24)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Puddy's Digest) Amusing After scoring TD, quarterback gets up and does what comes naturally...high fives the ref  (network.yardbarker.com) (18)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Deadspin) Video If your dirty hit isn't dirty enough, try taunting the guy you injure and the crowd as you're ejected from the game  (deadspin.com) (141)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Richmond Times Dispatch) Obvious Richmond, VA to Tea Party: You want to rally? That'll be $10,000 plus surcharges for the "We're Assuming You're The Klan" paperwork. Richmond, VA to #Occupy: You want to rally? C'mon down, it's free  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (315)
(CNN) Interesting IBM's new chief "literally bleeds blue." Maybe she ought to have that looked at  (tech.fortune.cnn.com) (31)


Wed October 26, 2011
(I Got A Rock) Asinine Food allergy jihadists set up alternative Halloween in abandoned parking lot in Tuscon. Naturally, they've outlawed costumes, pumpkins, and candy, but children will certainly thrill to the awesome spectacle of tar fumes and 120 degree heat  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (150)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Boston.com) Obvious Necco brings back artificial flavors because customers didn't want healthy, naturally flavored cabbage and beet candy  (boston.com) (39)


Sat October 22, 2011
(News.com.au) Obvious Aldi's to sell booze for a buck. Naturally, everyone flips the hell out  (news.com.au) (81)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Obvious It turns out Doritos are not made with 'all-natural ingredients' nor are they 'Naturally Delicious'  (mnn.com) (199)
(STLToday) Fail Looks like somebody in MLB or the St. Louis Cardnials organization forgot to copyright the Rally Squirrel. Oops  (stltoday.com) (20)
(972) Amusing "Israeli activists and commentators got tired very quickly of Netanyahu pushing himself into every scene with released soldier Gilad Shalit," so, naturally, they went straight to photoshop  (972mag.com) (22)


Thu October 20, 2011
(National Review) Obvious People who cherish the American value of liberty over the left-wing value of socioeconomic equality, and those who adhere to Judeo-Christian values, do not regard the existence of economic classes as morally problematic  (nationalreview.com) (152)


Tue October 18, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Ironic The 60's generation, who tend to have high-paying, generally pleasant jobs featuring excellent benefits and flexible schedules, don't get why these kids are protesting when there aren't even any kind of endangered owls on Wall Street  (thedailybeast.com) (256)

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