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60 headlines found matching 'rally'
Fri February 05, 2016
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft invented an artificial intelligence that demonstrates wit, erudition, insight and self-reflection in chats. Naturally after ten minutes, most people started to smell a rat
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As part of ongoing efforts to heal The Great Schism of 1054, a Roman Catholic Pope is meeting with a Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church for the first time in history. So, naturally, they chose.. Havana?..as the place to meet
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(56)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump flouts Adele's music ban
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy: "No, judge. I'm begging you. Please do NOT under any circumstances let me out of jail before trial." Literal, exact quote. Literally
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeb's SuperPAC spend millions on Rubio attacks, and naturally the whole thing backfired like Dubya's war on Iraq
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meet the only supporter at Jeb Bush's Iowa Caucus
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(49)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This may not be an ideal time to buy stocks
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(3)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For this week's episode, SMHMC takes you to Hell. Literally, as that's the name of the band fronted by an actor and having top metal producer Andy Sneap as a member
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Naturally the first thing you think of on your last day of working at Burger King is to get even with them by taking all their chicken nuggets
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Mon January 25, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders bump? Trump did it
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(18)
 


Sat January 23, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I could stand on 5th Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters"
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova's shrieking 27-stroke rally against Lauren Davis leaves announcers in awe, spectators excited
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina aborts pre-schoolers' field trip to invite them to her pro-life rally
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Sarah Palin's insane speech at Donald Trump's Iowa rally was like a bag of Scrabble tiles come to life"
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(74)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin endorsing Donald Trump is 'a blow to Sarah Palin'. The GOP cannibalism buffet continues
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(69)
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
UFC star Matt Mitrione experiences strange injury. So naturally, the internet loses its mind (warning - graphic)
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(36)
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The feds want states to lower their drunk driving limits again. Naturally, the American Beverage Institute has a problem with this
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
These are just the "better" genes, so maybe we can create a baby that will not break his bones, and will never have heart disease or dementia. We can literally do that at this point. So what's stopping us?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
At a campaign rally, Donald Trump launched a blistering attack on yet another foe of restoring America's greatness: the "bastard" "son of a biatch" who didn't set his mic up properly
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Mon January 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
US now fighting ISIS in the most American way possible: Literally throwing money at the problem
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Sun January 10, 2016
(Storify)
 
 
 
Live-tweeting a Trump rally: "A guy is wearing the bottom half of a 10 year old flip-phone around his neck with a length of yarn, he literally keeps shouting 'mother'"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump really admires Kim Jong Un and Best Korea's keeping of order. How do they do that?
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Good news for Joy Behar: Ben & Jerry's co-founder reveals what it would taste like to "Feel the Bern" in your mouth
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(15)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters plan to sabotage Trump event, setting the stage for the whitest brawl since the Great Choate/Deerfield Donnybrook of 1928
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Wed January 06, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
While "habitual intoxication" may have its benefits in being a productive member of the Fark community, it's generally not something you want to see in a practicing physician
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cow literally dances for joy and shows gratitude after being freed from tiny stable
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Tue January 05, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall St. tells you "not to panic sell" as they raid the rest of your 201(k). Round 2 of the sell-off begins
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(53)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The protesters are demanding 5 million dollars and safe passage to 1874
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(80)
 


Thu December 31, 2015
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Virtual reality is an exciting new medium, so naturally somebody made a game called Job Simulator for it
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(24)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Anti-violence rally in Newark ends as one would expect
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Wed December 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Clinton responds to "Schlonged" comment from Trump, will send Bill to have a "Schlong" contest
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you attend a Ted Cruz rally, there is a good chance that it will wind up turning into some sort of bizarre Christian evangelist prayer rally full of threats and brainwashing
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Tue December 22, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Why don't you tell me what schlonged means," Donald Trump's spokesperson begs CNN panelists
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
United Airlines brings comfort dogs to airports, say the dogs are generally more hygienic than the average child on the plane
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Potty-mouth thinks what people do in the bathroom is "too disgusting" to talk about
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Mon December 21, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Humanity owes its existence to its hands. Literally; we're the only species with opposable thumbs and the intelligence to use and develop tools. Wait...did someone forget about apes and chimpanzees and monkeys? OH SHIAT
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Star Citizen shows off its procedurally-generated "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" engine
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(68)
 


Sun December 20, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Guess what college students are protesting about now: a) Tuition b) The sports teams sucking or c) "Culturally appropriative sushi"
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Fri December 18, 2015
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Horror movies can literally curdle your blood, says science
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Tue December 15, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" mistaken for actual statute, leading Trump supporters to advocate burning black guy alive
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Thu December 10, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Defy the laws of physics with this $1275 impossible machine that will save you literally tens of cents per year in electricity. After the first 5000 years, you'll really be sticking it to the man
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Tue December 08, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
You find a hole filled with spiders, so naturally you stick your hand in and drag them out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump calls the media scum, reports media
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Mon December 07, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hoverboards are literally the hottest craze this Christmas season
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Sat December 05, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Someone finally said something stupid at a Trump rally that was even dumber than anything he has ever said. Strange, but true
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Thu December 03, 2015
(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
Meet Hank Conger, the popgun-armed catcher who allows literally everyone to steal bases against him. Except for that one scrub back in May
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It looks like some doctor in India has taken his BS in medicine a bit too literally
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Wed December 02, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: "The U.S. government should transfer the 2.4 billion acres of federally-owned land to the states in which they lie." Difficulty: the entire land mass of the United States is 2.3 billion acres
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Fri November 27, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After mocking a disabled reporter at a rally in front of thousands of supporters and dozens of TV cameras, Trump denies mocking the reporter. Trump 2016: Who You Gonna Believe, Baby? Me? Or Your Own Lying Eyes?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Opposition candidate in Venezuela gunned down at campaign rally
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Thu November 26, 2015
(NRA-ILA)
 
 
 
Because of the appropriations act signed last night, I can now get a surplus M1911A1 in .45ACP Thanks Obama No, really, and literally, thanks
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Wed November 11, 2015
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Basically, nobody's made a better rally game than Colin McRae in 20 years - so much for progress
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In Pennsylvania it is a third-degree felony to taunt a police dog, as Oakland Raiders linebacker Ray-Ray Armstrong has found out
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Sat November 07, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It must be hard to get a scholarship when the school you graduated from was literally part of a traveling carny operation. "We do science, math, bible"
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(19)
 


Wed November 04, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Idaho Militia group holds rally at statehouse to warn of ISIS invasion of America via sleeper agents posing as Syrian refugees: "This isn't some made up crap we're peddling" says the guy who made up the crap they were peddling
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(107)
 


Mon November 02, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, here's the crazy ninth-inning rally that propelled the Royals to their World Series victory. It's Royals baseball to the max
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Tue October 27, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When you think of American-made vehicles in Cuba, visions of 50s-era cars generally come to mind, but there's another class of vehicles roaming the country's streets
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Sun October 25, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Getting a "USA" chant going at a Trump rally is as easy as dragging and kicking a couple of protesters
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(149)
 


Sun October 11, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
So what happened at that anti-Muslim, open carry rally in Dearborn, Michigan? Surprisingly, very little
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(65)
 


Thu October 08, 2015
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian scientists create a synthetic antibiotic designed to seek out "superbugs" and literally blow them up. What could possibly go wrong?
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(33)
 

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