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Headlines matching 'rage'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(Some Guy) Unlikely The most common grade at American universities is now an A. It's good to know that all our university students are above average  (gradeinflation.com) (114)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Kansas.com) Cool 13-year-old buys old Polaroid camera at a garage sale that holds a photo of a long-dead relative. Here's the kicker: boy knew what a Polaroid camera was  (kansas.com) (80)


Fri May 25, 2012
(ESPN) Weird News: Tim Tebow shines at Jets practice. Fark: On punt coverage. Obvious: At quarterback, not so much  (espn.go.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Cool Live coverage of the demonstration flight of SpaceX's Dragon spacecraft to the International Space Station. Currently holding at 150 meters from the ISS  (spaceflightnow.com) (201)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass Tae Kwon Do instructor arrested for having sex with underage female students [CUT TO: unusually explicit training montage]  (washingtonpost.com) (99)


Wed May 23, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida Man with ammunition too dangerous for the gun range decides to fire it off in his garage. What could possibly go wrong?  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (49)
(Pravda) Video Flying Toyota lands on garage in terrible car accident  (english.pravda.ru) (16)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Fox News) Ironic Bill O'Reilly: "It doesn't serve the USA well to have powerful national news organizations skewing their coverage"  (foxnews.com) (221)
(CNN) Stupid Rightwing Outrage du Jour:"Democrat said today's political language was nauseating"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (66)
(NYPost) Obvious Andrew Cuomo's decision to stop fingerprinting food stamp recipients is the latest outrage in the left's War on Shame  (nypost.com) (61)


Mon May 21, 2012
(CNN) Asinine The average wedding in the US now tops $27K, or yet another example why most people can't get out of debt and will never be able to retire  (money.cnn.com) (262)
(The New York Times) Interesting Over 40,000 ultra-orthodox Jews rally at Citi Field to discuss the dangers of the internet. Event still brings in better looking women than the average Mets game  (nytimes.com) (171)


Sun May 20, 2012
(KMOV St. Louis) Asinine Woman injured as rock smashes into bus window. This tragedy could have been avoided if she had paper  (kmov.com) (14)


Sat May 19, 2012
(New York Daily News) Asinine School board takes courageous stand, says "it's up to teachers to decide whether students' clothes or haircuts are appropriate"  (nydailynews.com) (64)


Fri May 18, 2012
(SFGate) Followup Minute Maid labels beverage 'Pomegranate Blueberry' despite only having 0.3% pomegranate juice and 0.2% blueberry juice. Judge: Drink up  (sfgate.com) (167)
(AZ Family) Hero Female reporters and anchors at a television station go on-air without their makeup to encourage girls to embrace their inner beauty  (azfamily.com) (50)
(Yahoo) Scary Six shot, three dead in Louisville. If only there had been an armed citizen nearby we could have prevented this tragedy  (news.yahoo.com) (276)
(Some Guy) Stupid Man gives sucky TED talk. TED opts not to publish the talk. Man goes full media censorship outrage troll. Internet falls for it hook, line, and sinker  (tedchris.posterous.com) (149)
(Some Guy) Obvious Infographic of what the average American eats every year. Mmmm...29 lbs of french fries and 23 lbs of pizza...mmmm  (naturalsociety.com) (70)


Thu May 17, 2012
(NFL) Obvious Lawrence Taylor selling his '91 Super Bowl ring after running into "legal and financial" problems, which is media talk for bad coke habits, banging underage prostitutes and the ensuing legal fees that result  (nfl.com) (36)
(LA Times) Scary Average cost of health care for a family of four now at $20,000 a year. Of course, if anyone actually gets sick the cost goes up a lot more  (latimes.com) (38)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Mother outraged that a teacher allegedly molested her 16-year-old son. Father also complains that his shoulder is sore from all the high-fiving  (northjersey.com) (36)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious April was the 326th consecutive month with above average global temperatures, but this of course in no way proves that global warming may be occuring  (washingtonpost.com) (541)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Road rage showdown: Stun gun v. baseball bat  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (40)
(CBS News) Interesting New Jersey douchebag community is seeing orange over underage tanning ban  (cbsnews.com) (46)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Some Glowing Guy) Amusing Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year  (stamfordadvocate.com) (78)
(SPEED) Cool A Williams on the pole? Lewis Hamilton starting from the back of the grid? Other possible crazy? It's your F1 Grand Prix of Spain official discussion thread. Race coverage starts at 7:30 AM EST  (formula-one.speedtv.com) (152)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Gizmodo) Asinine Not news: Elderly couple dies in car crash. News: Couldn't call for help due to bad AT&T coverage. FARK: after NINE dropped calls  (gizmodo.com) (182)
(MSNBC) Asinine Adoption community outraged over Avengers joke, trying to foster support but feeling abandoned   (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (104)
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Man crashes Bobcat loader into store to steal deodorant. Police plan to charge him with first degree theft and encouraged the store to ban him for life  (chicagotribune.com) (52)
(USA Today) Spiffy Nationals' Stephen Strasburg Strasburgs 13, including 7 in a row, is now 3 -0, with 51 Strasburgs, and an Earned Strasburg Average of 1.64  (usatoday.com) (49)


Thu May 10, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting NFL players found to live longer than the general population. Probably because most Americans now outweigh the average starting offensive line  (usatoday.com) (24)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Grateful Dead drummer has book deal. Chapters will go on endlessly but people are encouraged to make free copies  (news.yahoo.com) (27)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool If you're underage and drinking alcohol, be sure to drink enough so you won't get in trouble  (939mia.com) (19)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Billings Gazette) Strange Naked, screaming and pouring gasoline on everything in your garage is no way keep your probation from being revoked, son  (billingsgazette.com) (7)
(The New York Times) Fail Forget bullet trains until America fixes this: "A recent trainload of sulfur took some 27 hours to pass through Chicago - an average speed of 1.13 miles per hour, or about a quarter the pace of many electric wheelchairs"  (nytimes.com) (197)
(IBD) Obvious Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Monday, May 7: Obama congratulated newly elected French President Francois Hollande after his victory yesterday instead of nuking Paris and killing Jerry Lewis  (news.investors.com) (285)
(Mother Nature Network) Silly Today Iran is outraged because: A) Of a proposed international economic boycott? B) Of a proposed UN weapons inspection? C) Google left the Persian Gulf nameless?  (mnn.com) (70)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Boing Boing) Interesting The personal archives of legendary Dungeons & Dragons co-creator Dave Arneson -- some 10,000 items -- were abandoned by his heirs and lost in storage facility in Minnesota. Luckily, the guy who found them didn't just toss them away  (boingboing.net) (81)
(ABC) Cool Put on your Sunday's finest and mix up your mint juleps, it's the 138th annual running of the Kentucky Derby, Live coverage begins at 4 PM on NBC  (abcnews.go.com) (138)


Fri May 04, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Man arrested for felony DUI, improper storage of a trunk monkey  (tampabay.com) (39)
(Fox News) Stupid Stop me if you've heard this one before: A group of veterans, acting totally on their own of course and not as an arm of any political campaign, has organized to express their outrage over how the president is handling his military record  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (170)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Seacoastonline.com) Obvious Bicyclists outraged by sign asking them to share the road too  (seacoastonline.com) (555)
(Jezebel) Stupid One Million Moms outraged, OUTRAGED1 over JC Penney ad showing lesbian couple being happy. Also outraged over lack of corsets, chastity belts and bloomers on sale  (m.jezebel.com) (156)
(PennLive) Amusing Father of the year candidate goes to: A man who entered a school bus with his daughter and encouraged her to fight another girl  (pennlive.com) (59)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Townhall) Interesting Where is the mainstream media's coverage of the shocking "memo" issued by nine state attorneys general detailing 21 specific violations of law by the Obama administration?  (townhall.com) (142)
(SFGate) Followup Was a celebrity chef's prized Lamborghini found in a teenager's storage locker? Yuuup  (sfgate.com) (67)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Deadspin) Fail Grading the NFL draft ... by network coverage. Difficulty: Grade inflation  (deadspin.com) (67)
(Daily Express) Amusing Angry toddler storms off on bike, gets lost, tells police it's his parents' fault for not fitting a sat nav [with angry toddler pic]  (express.co.uk) (97)
(Fox News) Strange New York City thinking of banning happy hour. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE  (foxnews.com) (99)


Sun April 29, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Can Power win for the 3rd year in a row? Will Lotus be able to find replacement hamsters in Brazil? It's the Sao Paulo Indy 300 (Coverage starts at 11AM ET on NBC Sports Network)  (espn.go.com) (135)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Deadspin) Fail After preparing for 12 months, the NFL Network's draft coverage gets off to a roaring start with 30 seconds of dead air (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (36)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Good: School board member encourages reading. Awesome: Of Playboy  (wlbt.com) (57)
(Salon) Sad Academia is supposed to permit and encourage the challenging of one's assumptions and beliefs... Unless we're talking about Israel  (salon.com) (166)
(Some Morons) Fail Ad for life-saving EpiPen pulled from air after outraged parents of children with food allergies protest that it makes them look like bad parents. Because I'd rather my child die than suffer the embarrassment of being considered a bad parent  (blogs.babycenter.com) (176)
(Some Bright Guy) Dumbass If you are going to brandish a weapon in a road rage, don't use a flare gun. And try not to shoot it off in your own vehicle. Especially if you have a kid sitting in there  (wmur.com) (17)
(kwtv) Dumbass Woman is outraged over high electric bill and threatens to blow up the power company. Fark: The bill is only $14  (news9.com) (141)
(GamesRadar) Silly Nineteen rage-inducing videogames, presented in calm relaxing slideshow format  (gamesradar.com) (261)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Asinine Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Tuesday, April 24: Michelle Obama sweated while filming an exercise segment in the East Room of the White House, thus disrespecting the role of FLOTUS and making us look weak in the eyes of the Soviets  (breitbart.com) (243)
(Some Guy) Misc Tuesday morning American Civics quiz. Can you beat the average American citizen's score of 49%? Or the average college educator's score of 55%?  (scaredmonkeys.com) (375)
(Gizmodo) Interesting Google launches storage wars. Difficulty: No Brandi  (gizmodo.com) (37)
(Forbes) Followup Forbes writer recalculates Smaug's net worth after enduring onslaught of enraged nerds  (forbes.com) (57)


Mon April 23, 2012
(ABC) Obvious Keith Olberman says the media's coverage of the duelling dog stories about the presidential candidates increases the "absurdity" of this campaign. And if there's one guy who knows "absurd"..,  (abcnews.go.com) (26)


Sun April 22, 2012
(ESPN) Fail After three weeks, Matt Kemp has the highest batting average in MLB at .474. Who has the lowest? Yup ... it's an Oriole and he's still hitless, currently batting .000  (espn.go.com) (49)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Daily Kos) Asinine Obama's anti-business agenda has gotten so bad, CEO pay rose to 380 times average employee income last year  (dailykos.com) (245)
(Deadspin) PSA Do not mention J.P. Arencibia's .111 batting average  (deadspin.com) (29)


Thu April 19, 2012
(WPTV) Florida You say tomato, I say violent rage  (wptv.com) (41)
(NPR) Interesting It would take the average person 30 entire working days a year to read the privacy policies of the sites they visit every day  (npr.org) (16)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Globe and Mail) Obvious "The only reason Brendan Shanahan, Gary Bettman and their fellow NHL executives are sitting amidst the wreckage of the Stanley Cup playoffs is their lack of courage in their own convictions"  (theglobeandmail.com) (203)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy How do you get press coverage of your new ad campaign? Have Miranda Kerr demonstrate how flexible she is in your workout clothes in front of reporters  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup "Oh, and did we mention that the Colombian prostitutes were probably underage?"  (wiod.com) (183)
(CBS News) Hero Obama moves to limit oil speculators to lower gas prices. Republican outraged he does what they say he is against  (cbsnews.com) (242)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Deadspin) Amusing Television coverage of Penguins/Flyers pregame hockey playoff analysis focuses on two new NBC visual aids  (deadspin.com) (167)


Sun April 15, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida A bomb blast, an ambulance stolen and a man named either Maggie, Shadow or Spartacus clutching a potato. Just your average Saturday night in Tarpon Springs  (tampabay.com) (37)
(ESPN) Cool Can Dixon finally stop finishing second? Will Lotus' new hamster policy prevail? It's the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach (coverage starts 3:30 EDT on NBC Sports Network)  (espn.go.com) (314)


Sat April 14, 2012
(NASCAR) Obvious Will Hendrick Motorsports claim its 200th victory tonight? Will Farkers lose their collective shiat if the driver who does it is Jimmie Johnson? Find out tonight during the Samsung Mobile 500. Coverage on Fox begins at 7 PM EDT  (nascar.com) (568)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Starpulse) Interesting Catholics outraged at Kate Upton for being Kate Upton (Not safe for work pic)  (starpulse.com) (188)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Problem: night raids are the most effective tactic used by the US in Afghanistan, but it outrages Afghans because soldiers sometimes see women without their veils on. Solution: train Afghan women as commandos  (news.yahoo.com) (159)


Wed April 11, 2012
(YouTube) Interesting Not News: Average guy goes to the mall. News: Pretends to be a nonexistent celebrity. Fark.com: It works  (youtube.com) (67)


Tue April 10, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious Cable TV costs rising at an average of 6% a year for the few people who don't call and threaten to cancel every six months  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (290)
(Gizmodo) Strange Hope these women like the smell of Cheetos and Modern Warfare 3 rage-sweat  (gizmodo.com) (109)


Mon April 09, 2012
(ABC) Scary British sperm bank founder guarantees his customers "above average" donors, then uses his own sperm; fathering over 600 children in the process  (abcnews.go.com) (96)


Sun April 08, 2012
(MSNBC) Dumbass Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-eally bad grammar), via Twitter: "Constituents askd why i am not outraged at PresO attack on supreme court independence. Bcause Am ppl r not stupid as this x prof of con law"  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (284)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing You want more Ryan Seacrest? Ryan Seacrest continues his Ryan Seacrest Overexposed Tour by joining NBC's primetime coverage of summer Olympics from London. Ryan Seacrest  (washingtonpost.com) (33)
(WSBTV) Dumbass 22-year-old man with condition causing him to look extremely young attempts to buy beer. Rather than informing the clerk of his condition, he opts to be outraged when the staff doubts his ID and throws a big enough tantrum to end up in jail  (wsbtv.com) (188)
(Reuters) Asinine Catholic university in Ohio ends birth-control coverage because of the deeply held religious imperative they discovered a month ago when this became a political issue  (reuters.com) (238)


Tue April 03, 2012
(The Today Show) Fail I can see the Today Show jump the shark from my house. (Bonus: Outraged comments goodness)   (allday.today.msnbc.msn.com) (107)
(New Scientist) Asinine Since PM Sweatervest put his foot on the throats of Canadian government scientists, media coverage of global warming has fallen 80% according to a leaked Environment Canada internal document  (newscientist.com) (57)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Warming Glow) Asinine At the Community wrap party, creator Dan Harmon delivered a "f*ck you, Chevy Chase" speech and encouraged the entire crew to say "f*ck you" to Chevy Chase. Needless to say, Chevy Chase isn't very pleased about this  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (205)
(My Fox DC) Spiffy It's always a good day when you purchase a $2,000,000 Andy Warhol sketch for $5 at a garage sale  (myfoxdc.com) (41)
(The New York Times) Sad Harry Crews, who wrote about a man eating a 1971 Ford Maverick, has passed. RIP to an ex-Marine, ex-boxer, ex-bouncer, ex-barker, and ex-drunk whose work AND life were "freakish drama, deep tragedy and the blackest of black comedy"  (nytimes.com) (34)
(MSNBC) Followup Titanic's last lunch menu sells for $120,000 at auction. Featured house beverages were red wine, white wine, salt water  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (27)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Victoria Beckham says that she represents the average woman. However, she forgot to mention that the average woman she's representing is post-Zombie Apocalypse   (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Deadline) Spiffy Usually, it's a tragedy when an actor and director fight and jeopardize the production of a film. But in this case, it's Human Centipede 3 and it's just wonderful news  (deadline.com) (76)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Think Progress) Dumbass RAND PAUL thinks that we should "encourage the oil companies" to screw us at the pump as much as possible  (thinkprogress.org) (371)
(Mediabistro) Ironic Chris Hansen rips National Enquirer for its seedy, lying, biased coverage of his tawdry love affair  (mediabistro.com) (29)
(PhysOrg.com) Unlikely Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense  (physorg.com) (46)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida What's more outrageous: Cops arresting a 10-year-old boy or a tricycle worth $400?  (nwfdailynews.com) (79)
(MSNBC) Sick Last year, Bank of America's CEO made nearly 10x the national average salary - on just his corporate aircraft reimbursements  (msnbc.msn.com) (51)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Yahoo) Sick Lorax statue lifted and taken away from home of Dr. Seuss's widow. Anyone with knowledge of the perpetrators' identities is encouraged to contact San Diego police; confidentiality is guaranteed if you use Whisper-ma-Phone  (news.yahoo.com) (51)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man scrawls a huge painted death threat across garage door. "According to the Police Department, he is not breaking the law. The city is not allowed to regulate what people paint on their homes"  (kens5.com) (102)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Woman charged with road rage on grounds she threw coffee into open window of another car  (y100.com) (84)
(My Fox DC) Fail Shampoo commercial featuring Adolf Hitler draws outrage. "Mein herr .... is so soft and silky"  (myfoxdc.com) (109)


Sun March 25, 2012
(PennLive) Spiffy College student hosts a luncheon to encourage girls to embrace their bodies no matter how fat they are. Sandwiches, potato chips, and pickles were on the menu (w/ 'Of course you would' picture of student)  (pennlive.com) (198)
(The Atlantic Wire) Interesting The average time spent during a visit to an adult site has grown 26% since 2008, to eight minutes and 35 seconds. Congratulations, if you had a partner they'd be proud you're lasting longer  (theatlanticwire.com) (77)
(Some Guy) Cool As the NASCAR boys out in California nervously watch for rain, Indycar kicks off a new season with the funky looking DW12 on the streets of St. Pete. Coverage starts at 12:30 PM ET on ABC  (indiana.sbnation.com) (160)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Mental Floss) Cool Kids build Battlestar Galactica Viper simulator in garage  (mentalfloss.com) (57)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Irritable Bowel Disorder) Asinine I've read this three times and still have absolutely no idea why I'm supposed to be outraged, but rest assured it means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to perform some Herculean or embarrassing task  (news.investors.com) (61)
(The Atlantic Wire) Asinine Look, I'm as outraged at Trayvon Martin's shooting as anyone, but "A Million Hoodie March"? Really?  (theatlanticwire.com) (446)


Wed March 21, 2012
(TMZ) Dumbass Larry David gets trapped in a parking garage. Man, I loved that episode of Seinfeld  (tmz.com) (33)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Wired) Amusing In the upcoming Avengers movie, The Hulk is the Worst. Enraged. Gamma Irradiated. Monster. Ever  (wired.com) (92)
(Some Radio Guy) Sick So, think you're reached your capacity for outrage with the Roman Catholic Church already?  (rnw.nl) (94)


Mon March 19, 2012
(YouTube) Strange Nicolas Sarkozy speaks out about shooting tragedy in Fr--OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN'S FACE  (youtube.com) (71)
(NFL) Cool "I don't care if the guy was in triple coverage. When you have a few seasons under your belt, you'll understand that sometimes you just gotta unleash the dargon"  (nfl.com) (58)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Daily Mail) Fail Meanwhile on the Bizarroternet: Girls pretending to be boys to pick up underage girls. "...he was the very image of her teen idol, Justin Bieber"  (dailymail.co.uk) (77)
(Times-Record News) Dumbass Try to sell a pipe bomb at your garage sale - ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED  (timesrecordnews.com) (43)
(NASCAR) Spiffy It may not be under the lights, and you may be too hungover to care today, but its still Bristol, baby, the most exciting track of them all. Coverage today begins on Fox at 12:30  (nascar.com) (587)


Sat March 17, 2012
(NBCPhiladelphia) Dumbass Customer teaches clerk a lesson for selling only cold sausages  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (65)
(YouTube) Cool POV camera documents 4th grade girl's courage during first ski jump  (youtube.com) (63)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Strange Teen arrested for A) Underage Drinking; B) Shoplifting; C) Setting Beef Jerky on Fire  (desmoinesregister.com) (35)
(Slate) Silly Finally, someone has the courage to ask: "Who would win the NCAA tournament if it were a battle of mascots?"  (slate.com) (59)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Not news - Fans unhappy with Mass Effect 3 Ending start online petition - News - Fans start charity fund to encourage Bioware to make changes and raise a ton of cash  (retakemasseffect.chipin.com) (311)


Tue March 13, 2012
(The Daily Show) Amusing "If you have a car in your front yard because your garage only holds five, you might be a Romney"  (thedailyshow.com) (107)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup "Sandra Fluke is just your average college student voicing her impassioned opinion on this issue." Yeah, about that  (939mia.com) (408)
(Rolling Stone) Followup Rage Against the Limbaugh  (rollingstone.com) (87)
(Grand Forks Herald) Spiffy Grand Forks Herald thanks FARK for the numerous page views after a tasty story about the Olive Garden restaurant. "Popular websites such as Fark posted the story, setting off a barrage of comments" (3rd and 5th paragraph)  (grandforksherald.com) (9)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Smithsonian) Interesting Top pics from the 9th annual Smithsonian photo contest. (Prepare for slideshow rage)  (smithsonianmag.com) (18)
(Some Guy) Strange Man is outraged after being kicked out of public pool for skinny dipping. Just kidding, he was kicked out because his swim suit was too long  (bournemouthecho.co.uk) (44)


Wed March 07, 2012
(LA Times) Fail School District to Parents: We've suspended the hot middle-school science teacher who appears in pr0n. Also? It would be helpful if you'd discourage your child from watching her extracurricular activities online  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (144)
(Yorkshire Evening Post) Dumbass Fries shortage, Playstation ban, poor standard of hot chocolate. Complaints from your average teenager? Think again. These are moans from prisoners   (yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk) (76)


Sun March 04, 2012
(LiveLeak) Sad Who could have guessed that the Republic of Congo might have some issues with safe ammunition storage; 200 reported dead. With colossal shockwave video  (liveleak.com) (34)
(Some Guy) Cool Pennsylvania state legislature: we want to encourage people to study the Bible, so we're declaring 2012 the Year of the Bible. American Atheists: okay, study this  (patheos.com) (361)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Dumbass Criminal genius repeatedly burglarizes home store, replacing the broken window, hauling the loot to his nearby storage locker and selling it online. Fark: If it wasn't for his pesky footprints in the snow  (newssun.suntimes.com) (18)


Sat March 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly As if Storage Wars wasn't ridiculous enough, now we're getting a show with people buying lost airline suitcases  (tv.broadwayworld.com) (62)
(Beatcalls) Florida Why does it always have to be a sexy teacher hooking up with her underage student - why can't it ever be a sexy tutor hooking up with her underage pupil? Oh...thanks Florida ( w/ you wish you were failing math so you could hit it pic)  (beatcalls.com) (105)


Fri March 02, 2012
(wtnh.com) Fail Congratulations, you've just been arrested for the 80th time in your life, here's a free trip to jail (With pics of what your average career criminal looks like)  (wtnh.com) (54)
(msnbc) Asinine Husband and wife spend $1 million on 5,000 Cabbage Patch Kids. Priceless collection kept in storage along with their valuable Enron stock   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (115)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Investors Business Daily) Obvious The average job growth rate since June 2009 is 52% higher in states with lower business tax rates than in states with the highest rates. Obvious over interesting by a nose  (news.investors.com) (62)
(The New York Times) Obvious So you really can't put a pic of a smoke coming out of a guy's throat on a package of cigarettes to discourage smokers from smoking cigarettes  (nytimes.com) (60)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Time To Sell?, Call My Cell) Unlikely If you're looking for new digs, Michael Jordan's got his fully furnished Chicago home for sale. 29 million gets you 32,000+ square feet, 9 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, indoor basketball court and a 1 car garage. Wait, what?  (bairdwarner.com) (38)
(Huffington Post) Stupid JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon, who made $23 million last year, thinks journalists, who average $43,780 per year, are ridiculously overpaid  (huffingtonpost.com) (161)
(Detroit Free Press) Sad Ever hear the phrase, "Like pouring gasoline on a red-hot wood stove in a garage"? Well the guy who coined it never will  (freep.com) (47)
(Boston Channel) Stupid Parents are outraged when the school cafeteria decides to serve chicken on Friday--but only the white meat  (thebostonchannel.com) (113)
(TC Palm) Florida Motorist with sex toy in buttocks and five times the legal limit of booze in blood rear-ends another driver. Yep, just your average Florida traffic crash  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (89)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Wimp) Scary Now you too can experience the pure unbridled fury of Polish road rage  (wimp.com) (29)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Deadline) Followup The complete list of Oscar wins by film. No word on when Republicans will express outrage for statues going to Iranian and French films  (deadline.com) (55)


Sun February 26, 2012
(AZ Family) Strange 2007: Converting your garage into a mancave. 2012: Converting your mancave into a survivalist's shelter. "The one thing I never want to hear from my kids is dad I'm hungry or dad I'm scared"  (azfamily.com) (215)


Fri February 24, 2012
(AZCentral) Strange Contents of Madonna stalker storage locker reveals the usual items: knives, topless Madonna photos, headless dolls  (azcentral.com) (17)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Chevron begins fracking in China because they have 0% potable water, according to the World Health Organization. Real Americans™ are outraged by this potable water gap  (bloomberg.com) (8)


Thu February 23, 2012
(msnbc) Hero Oscar Robertson, who once averaged a triple-double for an entire season, has some words of advice for Dwight Howard: "Keep your mouth shut and play basketball"   (probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com) (37)
(NJ.com) Ironic Anti-underage drinking advocate accused of providing underage drinkers a place to drink  (nj.com) (18)
(Some Guy) Stupid One-third of British households have below average broadband speed, according to the latest release from the Institute of People Who Failed Basic Math  (gizmodo.co.uk) (28)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Spiegel) Scary Biggest Greek tragedy ever performed continues unfolding  (spiegel.de) (30)
(McRumors) Followup Foxconn uses underage children in their Apple production line. That's okay, subby doesn't mind, because they're passing the savings on to me  (macrumors.com) (51)
(ESPN) Obvious After concussions, rape accusations, motorcycle accidents, losses in big games, marriages and other tragedies: Ben Roethlisberger is upset because the new coach didn't call yet. Ben Diva, coach. Coach, Ben Diva  (espn.go.com) (58)


Tue February 21, 2012
(The Consumerist) Dumbass Vietnamese man who never saw the season finale of M*A*S*H* thinks the proper response to a screaming child is the airplane emergency ramp  (consumerist.com) (89)
(Some Guy) Obvious Most people who avoid eating gluten are really just avoiding confronting their complete averageness  (medicalnewstoday.com) (134)
(My Fox DC) Dumbass If you're going to have road rage, you might as well do it so over-the-top that nobody questions whether you have it. Like these guys  (myfoxdc.com) (62)
(Some Guy) Florida Pastor registers as a sex offender after pleading guilty to lewd conduct with underage girls from congregation. To ensure this problem won't happen again, church bans kids from attending services  (news4jax.com) (96)


Mon February 20, 2012
(WISHTV) PSA Note: When you finally get the courage to ask your neighbor out, you shouldn't be naked or touching yourself, and you shouldn't beg for sex  (wishtv.com) (74)
(AlterNet) Interesting Four pending 'Barefoot and Pregnant' laws, from abolishing the Hippocratic Oath to just making getting an abortion felony worth 10 years in prison  (alternet.org) (292)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid GOP: "It's an outrage that Obamacare forces employers to pay for contraception." Reporter: "How do you feel about Romneycare, which has the same provision?" GOP: ***crickets***   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (289)
(Lifehacker) Obvious Seasoned traveler Anthony Bourdain reveals his trick to finding best food in brand new city: troll "internet foodie elite" with simple declarative statement about area restaurant, stoking their nerd rage  (lifehacker.com) (105)


Wed February 15, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida There's your standard road rage, and then there's this guy  (tampabay.com) (56)
(National Journal) Amusing Republicans: "It is a moral imperative that employers should be able deny any type of coverage." Harry Reid: "Sure let's vote on that." Republicans: "Err, um, let's not be hasty here"  (nationaljournal.com) (138)
(Washington Post) Interesting Underage drinkers don't like it when TV reporter exposes liquor store that sells to them, go after her kids on Facebook  (washingtonpost.com) (113)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Fark) Fail Someone broke into my garage last and went through some boxes, but didn't take end up taking anything. Well fine, I think your stuff is crap too, pal. What junk do you keep in your garage?  (fark.com) (163)
(Some Classic Color Capture) Photoshop Photoshop this Brit on a bench by a barrage balloon  (bigpicture.ru) (29)
(MSNBC) Silly While Greece decays in to anarchy and Assad's government is killing of their citizens en masse, Americans also have to deal with outrage, like people tweeting during Rhinestone Cowboy at the Grammys  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (34)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Forbes) Interesting The average cost of a new drug is $4,000,000,000 . That's a lot of Doritos  (forbes.com) (96)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing George Will nearly fogs up his wire rimmed glasses in a rage: "Republicans who think America is being endangered by "appeasement" and military parsimony have worked that pedal on their organ quite enough" Oh snap  (washingtonpost.com) (61)
(io9) Interesting The science behind the average greenlit Fark headline  (io9.com) (26)


Thu February 09, 2012
(The New York Times) Scary So can a Jehovah's Witness institution deny coverage for blood transfusions? Can a Hindu organization deny bovine based insulin? Can a Jewish or Muslim group deny porcine heart valves?   (opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com) (466)


Wed February 08, 2012
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for its bizarre story about garage door openers  (skeptic.com) (0)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Garage door openers stop working on entire block at the same time in St. Charles, Missouri. Some say street lights are to blame  (stlouis.cbslocal.com) (75)
(Omaha World Herald) Followup Average Super Bowl viewer spent $63 on game related merchandise, apparel and food ... easily coming in ahead of those at Lucas Oil Stadium who paid $6,300 for the same thing  (omaha.com) (52)
(RealClearPolitics) PSA The RCP average of President Obama's job approval rating is now positive for the first time since right after Osama Bin Laden was killed. This is bad news... for Obama  (realclearpolitics.com) (114)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Gothamist) Fail When working as a garage attendant, if you park a $400,000 Bentley it's probably best to take the keys with you. FARK: Bentley was owned by college student  (gothamist.com) (85)


Thu February 02, 2012
(MSNBC) Misc Worst job in Science: These physicians injected an average of 20.5 cc using "a back-and-forth technique" into the deep soft tissue layers of the penises of 50 men. The product was then 'homogenized with a roller.'  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (82)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Hasbro negotiating to move their Candy Land movie starring Adam Sandler from Universal to Sony. I don't think there's a single part of the previous statement that doesn't fill me with rage  (hollywoodreporter.com) (52)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Mother Jones) Scary Defense Security: "The President decides who is a terrorist and if they should be killed". Keyboard commandos outraged, delete any pre-2009 comments agreeing with this concept  (motherjones.com) (335)


Mon January 30, 2012
(CBS-NY) Unlikely State Senator wants to ban eating on NYC subway trains. All other bodily functions still encouraged  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (107)
(The Daily Caller) Interesting Sarah Palin endorses Rage Against The Machine  (dailycaller.com) (115)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Wikipedia) Survey Parking Wars, Cupcake Wars, Storage Wars, etc... What kind of _____ "Wars" show would you want to see?  (en.wikipedia.org) (304)
(Filmland) Amusing "The Devil Inside" averaged $92 per theater yesterday. Well, this article was written 3 days ago, so that's probably down to...I don't know, $20 maybe  (famousmonstersoffilmland.com) (98)

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