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Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		History of the human race in two minutes. Don't blink or you'll miss yourself  (youtube.com)	(27)

		The King's cars sweep the front row, while Danica Patrick and Kurt Busch race the start-and-park crowd. Your racing trifecta ends with the Coca-Cola 600, live from Charlotte at 5:30PM ET on Fox  (nascar.com)	(lots)
		Will Helio get his fourth? Will Andretti slow on the backstretch? How dusty will it get during the Dan Wheldon tributes? It's your official 96th Indianapolis 500 race thread (11am ET, ABC)  (indystar.com)	(lots)
		It's the most open F1 season for over a decade with Alonso dragging an ok car to points, Vettel showing he can race, McLaren finding new and inventive ways to lose points and Williams making a blazingly fast car  (bbc.co.uk)	(119)

		New type of male contraceptive discovered, and it doesn't involve Mountain Dew or a butcher knife  (sciencedaily.com)	(21)
		"NFL locker rooms could be more than ready to not only accept, but embrace homosexual teammates"  (content.usatoday.com)	(126)

		Ever since Gingrich and Santorum dropped out, the media consensus has been that the GOP nominating race is over. Minnesota delegates would like a word with Mr. Consensus  (upi.com)	(96)
(Centives)		Researchers successfully trace the historic route of... Forrest Gump? You mean you didn't pick a real event? THIS IS WHY SCIENCE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS  (centives.net)	(16)

		Not news: Obama and Romney locked in close race, Romney ahead by only one point. Fark: In Tennessee  (tennessean.com)	(150)
		Participation in Komen Race for the Cure down by as much as a third. GEE, I WONDER WHY?  (freep.com)	(84)
		Wisconsin woman collects cash from relatives to bail out her son. Drug dog inspection finds same traces of cocaine found on every bill in America. Cops seize money for department eclair fund  (huffingtonpost.com)	(144)

NASCAR All-Star racing starts at 7:00 ET on SPEED. Someone will surely explain the simple straightforward formula for getting into the race over there on the right  (nascar.com)

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		If you're going to say you're too injured to work, you probably shouldn't get caught running various long-distance races and triathlons. "Her race times also improved after the claimed injury"  (nwfdailynews.com)	(34)
		Female reporters and anchors at a television station go on-air without their makeup to encourage girls to embrace their inner beauty  (azfamily.com)	(50)

WTF Headline of the Day: "Lindsay Lohan embraces love of old school Hollywood glamour by renting $25,000 a month Beverly Hills bolthole"......Oh, BOLThole  (dailymail.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

Relegation: why college football needs to embrace cannibalism  (sbnation.com)

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(McClatchy)

Quietly, the Republican Party embraces gays, adjusts stance  (mcclatchydc.com)

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Contraceptive implants may prevent repeat teen pregnancies. Finally, something to offset the effects that breast implants had on getting them pregnant in the first place  (cnbc.com)

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		Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signs legislation permitting employers to interrogate female employees about contraception use. Do you object? You must be a harlot  (rawstory.com)	(380)
		Why is it so hip for restaurants to embrace serving locally grown food but they won't serve locally made wine?  (mnn.com)	(121)
(SPEED)		A Williams on the pole? Lewis Hamilton starting from the back of the grid? Other possible crazy? It's your F1 Grand Prix of Spain official discussion thread. Race coverage starts at 7:30 AM EST  (formula-one.speedtv.com)	(152)

Gary Johnson could catch presidential race by surprise sex. Ok, I added the last word  (foxnews.com)

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Rafael Nadal beaten on clay court in Madrid, congratulates winner and leaves gracefully. Just kidding, he blames the court itself and threatens not to return next year. Fail tag used in absence of Douche tag  (sports.yahoo.com)

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Will Michael Waltrip re-live his glory days, or make the race official on lap 1? Will Dale Earnhardt Jr. snap his losing streak? What lap will The Big One occur? Its Talledega, on Fox at Noon ET  (nationwide.nascar.com)

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Meanwhile in Canada: "Mathews had previously traced the false calls to a phone registered to "Pierre Poutine," which he determined is likely a fake name"  (cbc.ca)

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(Some Guy)

Now that Romney's effectively the nominee, Mormons brace for attacks on their religion during the campaign. But this is America and surely no campaign would ever stoop that low, Wright?  (daily-chronicle.com)

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(Some Guy)		Citizens United has turned political candidates into spectators in their own races  (governing.com)	(85)
(CFIF)		No matter how you slice the numbers, the outcome is always the same: states that embrace conservative policies consistently outperform states where big government carries the day  (cfif.org)	(252)

		North Carolina's "Amendment One" to ban Gay marriage is needed "to protect the Caucasian race" says: a) The KKK's grand wizard; b) some crazy televangelist; or c) The wife of the bill's sponsor  (dailykos.com)	(214)
		It's been forty years since the American workforce had benefits and salary that ran parallel to economic growth, and those forty years have been full of pay disparity based on both race and gender  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(199)

Drunk couple decide that towing their 7-year-old granddaughter's Hot Wheels racer behind an SUV, with granddaughter at the wheel in car show attire, is a really cool idea. Strangely, a deputy watching this was not amused  (heraldtribune.com)

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		56 years ago today, the first container ship set sail bringing cheap products here, better economies and better wages abroad, huge carbon footprints, and a race to the bottom here. And cheap products  (wired.com)	(46)
(Some Sahd Bahstan Folks)		Bruins fans react to their team's elimination in the Stanley Cup with dignity and grace. Just kidding, they go on a Twitter rampage, calling the game-winning goal scorer "the n*****"  (chirpstory.com)	(277)
		So it's come to this: Lifetime has optioned a Nancy Grace novel and has tapped Jennie Garth to star  (deadline.com)	(33)

Porsche 911 spins through the air at race in Australia after 100 mph collision. Bonus: Driver manages to walk away almost entirely unscathed  (thesun.co.uk)

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		Juice leads billion-euro space race, police following slowly  (bbc.co.uk)	(8)
		Food eating contest goes high-class: Men wearing suits race to scarf down $70,000 worth of caviar  (buzzfeed.com)	(37)

(cfnews13.com)		Hare finally wins race  (cfnews13.com)	(33)
		Will Kasey Kahne turn his season around? Will Mark Martin tell everybody to get off his racetrack? Will the race be boring? Its the STP 400 from Kansas, 12:30PM ET on Fox  (nascar.com)	(334)
		RIP drag race camera  (liveleak.com)	(33)

		Coca-Cola profit rises 8% in the first quarter. Dentists brace for second quarter earnings surge  (usatoday.com)	(6)
		Right wing in despair as Socialist leads Presidential Race by 14%, France on verge of surrendering Palais d'Elysée to Hollande  (independent.co.uk)	(122)

		Sen. Scott Brown fully embraces the Dark Side by taking donations from Yankees president Randy Levine, hopes to learn how to force choke his opponent before November  (bostonherald.com)	(43)
(auto world)		Ford Focus Electric to become first all-electric vehicle to serve as pace car for NASCAR race on April 28th. Pace lap expected to be completed on April 29th  (autoworldnews.com)	(25)

		The race to watch: Who will replace Gabby Giffords? The guy she picked? The man with the lead foot? The one from Texas? The old fart? Or the lady who wants to kick Santorum in the jimmy?  (azcentral.com)	(37)
		The world braces for more clasico fever, the greatest soccer match ever..Real Madrid and Barcelona's titanic duel to be crowned kings of Spain, a potential decider for the championship and a new duel between Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo  (eitb.com)	(118)

(Some Tetsuo)

Sit down before reading, this is going to shock you to your core: Sources say script for Warner Bros Americanized live action 'Akira' movie is...brace yourself....not good  (totalfilm.com)

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(Some Guy)

Will Ferrari bounce back, can Red Bull win a race, can more insanity happen? It's your official Chinese Grand Prix discussion thread, 2:30 AM EST on Speed  (speedtv.com)

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		The salmonella outbreak that sickened over 100 people traced back to spicy tuna used in sushi. This outbreak could have been avoided if only THE FISH WAS COOKED  (suntimes.com)	(112)
(eadt.co.uk)		Horace the cat, missing for almost 3 weeks, finally found his way home - despite having two broken legs - just in time for Caturday  (eadt.co.uk)	(631)

Civil "rule of law" abiding Mike Tyson weighs in on George Zimmerman: "It's a disgrace he hasn't been shot yet"  (news.yahoo.com)

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		Florida man unveils revolutionary new contraceptive device (w/ pic)  (telegraph.co.uk)	(64)
		The Columbus Blue Jackets: Where losing is so embraced, they can't even win a draft lottery  (tsn.ca)	(104)

		If you ever wondered why the reporters at NASCAR races wear firesuits, it involves a butchered pitstop, a melted microphone, and Dr. Jerry Punch losing his stache  (frontrow.espn.go.com)	(18)
		Snopes traces a true story found on Facebook in April 2012 all the way to China, 620BC  (snopes.com)	(48)

		Cruise ship to retrace voyage of the Titanic, to the point where it sank. What could possibly go wrong?  (news.yahoo.com)	(81)
		Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov wins Turkmenistan's inaugural motor race. By a remarkable coincidence he also happens to be Turkmenistan's dictator  (bbc.co.uk)	(26)
		Can Tottenham close the gap on third? Can Liverpool break out of their downward slide? Can Blackburn keep away from relegation? All this plus United and City both in action for the title race in this week's Premier League thread  (bbc.co.uk)	(343)
		Protester jumps into Thames river, halts historic rowing race. Competitors experience shock and oar  (dailymail.co.uk)	(25)

(Some Guy)		What'$ cau$ing a $ixty percent increa$e in arre$t$ for gra$$ po$$e$$ion in Au$tin, Texa$, di$tributed evenly acro$$ all race$?   (gritsforbreakfast.blogspot.com)	(45)
		Arizona car dealers in race to see who can get their lot closest to the freeway offramp  (azcentral.com)	(28)

(Some Sad Guy)

NBC enhances Zimmerman 911 call: "Coons". CNN enhances Zimmerman 911 call: "Cold". Tune in for the next installment of pre-race war Florida  (theblaze.com)

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(Some Guy)

"I smear you with the mark of the disgraceful blackface", "The sugar truck's clear, God I miss my other three fingers" and five other universal hand gestures you're getting wrong  (weirdworm.com)

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		Do banks play the race card with loans, or just stack the deck against everyone except whitey?  (marketwatch.com)	(39)
		Caption Michelle Obama and Taylor Swift's loving embrace  (i.dailymail.co.uk)	(103)

(Some Guy)

Pssst. Hey Rick, it's over. Hey Rick, the race is over for you. Hey Rick, it's OVER  (articles.chicagotribune.com)

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		Tracking for cops is big business for cellphone companies. A menu of "surveillance fees" is marketed to cops that determine a suspect's location, trace phone calls and texts and provide other classified services  (nytimes.com)	(63)
		Google announces "Google Racing." An autonomous race car to debut in NASCAR  (google.com)	(48)

(Smithsonian Magazine)

New and busted: Death Race 2000. Old Hotness: Death Race 1800  (blogs.smithsonianmag.com)

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Why do the biggest racists claim not to "see" race?  (theatlantic.com)

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		Tech savvy iPhone thieves finally discover the way around being traced by the locator app ... just turn the damn phone off  (nypost.com)	(35)
		Fox News scrubs all traces of hoodies from its online store. Hoodies are the new boogieman  (mediaite.com)	(125)

		Trayvon Martin was suspended from school for possessing traces of marijuana in an empty plastic bag found in his backpack. Which means he totally had it coming, right?  (cbsnews.com)	(1360)
		Five creepy modern parenting fads: Want to worship your child as part of the coming of a new, superior race? Maybe you'd prefer to "train up" your less-than-one year old baby with a tree branch? Truly something for everyone  (cracked.com)	(145)

		College student hosts a luncheon to encourage girls to embrace their bodies no matter how fat they are. Sandwiches, potato chips, and pickles were on the menu (w/ 'Of course you would' picture of student)  (pennlive.com)	(198)
		Stars and stripes bikini? check. Tacky arm bracelet? check. Roller skating on an isolated beach after calling the paparazzi? check. Yes, it's another unplanned Courtney Stodden photo shoot  (dailymail.co.uk)	(124)
		Lewis Hamilton is on pole for the Formula 1 Malaysian Grand Prix, proving that the new McLaren can handle itself on video game style Tilkedromes as well as it can on real race tracks. Can Schumacher play spoiler? Live at 3:30 AM ET  (foxnews.com)	(194)

(Some Guy)

While the motorsport press was worried how Danca Patrick's latest crash will effect her latest GoDaddy advert they failed to notice that 18yo Elena Myers became the first woman to win a race at Daytona. On a motorbike. Why yes, she is hot  (bikesportnews.com)

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		Well, at least Rex Ryan will probably have a couple weeks grace period before somebody 'Tebows' him...oh...nevermind (w/ video)  (myfoxdc.com)	(36)
		The Smithsonian embraces its new mission of "scaring the daylights out of people" by placing a life-sized replica of "Titanboa", a 48 ft long, 2,500lb snake, at the entrance to Grand Central Station in NYC  (news.yahoo.com)	(65)

GOP race awaits winner, energy, fervor, rational thought  (wrcbtv.com)

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Tennessee GOP lawmakers say that women who get abortions should have their age, race, county, marital status, education, # of children, and # of pregnancies made public. Presumably for economic growth and jobs  (huffingtonpost.com)

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89 Batmobile vs. 66 Batmobile. Come for the geek-cred race, stay for the hot redhead in a bikini  (io9.com)

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		The most evil regimes in fiction. Yes, the United Provinces from "Death Race 2000" are included  (ugo.com)	(69)
		TN lawmakers embrace UN resolution on sustainable environmental development. Just kidding...they crafted a law banning it because they were afraid the UN was going to institute forced abortions  (tennessean.com)	(121)

Ron Paul wants you to know he and his 31 delegates are still in the race  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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(Some Angry Badger)

The Wisconsin State Legislative Circus and Funhouse continues their special brand of derp and awe. Today's subject: contraception. "Sexuality amongst youth isn't a right, it's a crime in the state of Wisconsin"  (wcmcoop.com)

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		Pilot fatigue traced to dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court, skier wins competition on one ski despite paperboy, and Madonna skips adoption in lieu of marriage: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/4 - 3/10  (fark.com)	(10)
		You may want to brace for landing, we're coming in hot  (cnbc.com)	(24)
		US: Hires all races, ages, male or female to celebrate air steward diversity. Thailand? Kinda the same, but with a bit "extra" attached  (ph.news.yahoo.com)	(96)

I don't know what the hell is going on so here is a racehorse wearing a wetsuit (w/ pic)  (myfoxdc.com)

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		New reports say Bin Laden's four wives were feuding intensely in the days before the SEAL team raid; meaning that Osama may have actually welcomed the sweet embrace of death  (newsday.com)	(55)
		"Mayoral candidate who was barred from city hall after being accused of trying to force his opponent from the race with a secretly recorded video of him getting a topless lap dance collected the most votes in the election"  (www2.tbo.com)	(8)

		Skier wins World Cup race on a single ski after terrifying pursuit by tenacious paperboy  (newser.com)	(20)
		Mitt Romney would like to suggest to his rivals that, gosh, it's gonna be really hard to get enough delegates to compete in the end so maybe, you know, you people should just consider, I dunno, dropping out of the race or something?  (washingtonpost.com)	(50)
		You think Juan Pablo Montoya converting a jet dryer into a large fireball on wheels is one of the weirder things to happen during a NASCAR race? Hell, it's not even in the top ten  (jacksonville.com)	(32)

		Topher Grace edited the 'Star Wars' prequels into one 85-Minute movie and it is probably the best possible edit of the prequels given the footage released and available  (slashfilm.com)	(102)
		Rev. Jane Florence of First United Methodist Church in Omaha: "It's a disgrace when Scripture is used to exclude and condemn and marginalize people"  (omaha.com)	(206)
		Super Tuesday decided exactly nothing in the GOP presidential race. This is my shocked face, o_O  (politico.com)	(192)

		So apparently NASA is about as secure as a 14-year-old with braces  (theweek.com)	(26)
		Because the media still isn't tired of crucifying Kirk Cameron, Alan Thicke and Tracey Gold speak out in reaction to Cameron's idiotic comments about homosexuality  (popwatch.ew.com)	(218)
		It's really amazing that so many are willing to silence certain forms of speech (we all know that would be 'conservative' speech). They don't care about liberty they just want to remove any traces of correct thinking  (dailymail.co.uk)	(780)

(Some Appendage)		Human life traced back to beginning as a worm. Man was made in the image of his noodly appendage  (vancouversun.com)	(207)
		Protesters crash Chicago's 175th birthday celebration. Chances are, they were people trying to get Chicagoans to embrace the deliciousness that is the superior New York Style pizza  (suntimes.com)	(149)

Two young, blond twins twins to race in the Iditarod. Yup, there's a pic. Pretty sure the headline doesn't need anything more than that  (deadspin.com)

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Lawmakers seek to restore February 22nd as actual holiday for Washington's birthday. Consumers brace for midweek President's Day mattress sale  (myfoxny.com)

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(Riverfront Times)		MO Rep. Stacey Newman (D-ispleased) has the balls to turn the contraception debate around  (blogs.riverfronttimes.com)	(309)
(Some Guy)		"Who would have thought the polygamist in the race would not be either of the two Mormons?" Is this quote from A. Jon Stewart B. Bill Maher or C. Republican Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels  (thestarpress.com)	(54)
		"If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I'll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch." - The Republicans  (mediamatters.org)	(864)

		Either Romney is unable to understand a simple question or takes multiple positions on single issues. Maybe both. The latest example? The popular war on contraception  (cbsnews.com)	(139)
(Some Guy)		Meet the new darling of the NFL Combine: three-year-old Grace Tautner  (guyism.com)	(11)

		Researcher discovers that five days after NASCAR races, there's a spike in aggressive driving accidents, left turns  (npr.org)	(72)
		Rush Limbaugh responds to Sandra Fluke testimony on contraception with a rational argument of balancing individual rights and religious freedoms. Just kidding he calls her a slut  (mediamatters.org)	(191)
		After one race, five-time NASCAR Champion* Jimmy Johnson has -23 points thanks to being caught cheating. Again  (espn.go.com)	(38)
(Some Guy)		Japan moves towards legalizing casino gambling, braces for influx of American Indian tribes  (tokyotimes.co.jp)	(17)

		When Punking™ a Federal Election®, registering the cell phone to a "Pierre Poutine" of Separatist Street, Joliette, Que., is the coup de grace  (cbc.ca)	(41)
		Will the Mormons in Mesa and millionaires in Michigan help Romney regain status as the frontrunner? Can Santorum win in a Romney stronghold? Is Newt still in the race? Is RON PAUL still alive? Your Arizona and Michigan primary discussion thread  (cnn.com)	(739)

		Bright eyes and braces; Sharpie eyebrows and kissy faces help make up this week's Mugshot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com)	(86)
		Prolonged race forces Romney campaign to recalibrate, recalibrating. . . TURN HARD RIGHT NOW  (nytimes.com)	(45)

		It's NASCAR It's Nationwide It's Danica sitting on a pole It's your Drive4COPD 300 official race thread 1 p.m. ET Saturday, ESPN  (espn.go.com)	(138)
(Some Guy)		In Kirk Cameron's new film, Monumental, the actor retraces "the footsteps of our Founders from England to America in the hope of discovering our true "national treasure."" Obviously he's referring to the Crocoduck  (stopthehype.com)	(109)

Mitt Romney is the "Gotcha" candidate; he's playing the political version of Punk'd with Santorum, Gingrich, and the old guy with the big ears that's still in the race for some odd reason  (politico.com)

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		Good Idea: Citing existing scientific evidence to back up your claims about contraceptives and pregnancy rates. Bad idea: Citing a racist loon to back up your claims about contraceptives and pregnancy rates. The End  (thinkprogress.org)	(245)
		Obama to deliver a speech, possibly involving song, explaining how contraception limitations cause high gas prices  (foxnews.com)	(43)
		Buddy Roemer quits GOP presidential race. In case you are wondering who he is, he's the former Louisiana governor, who lost a primary to David Duke back in 1991  (cbsnews.com)	(44)
		Theme of Farktography Contest No. 355: "Noir: Embrace Your Dark Side". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net)	(104)

		Why Crow T. Robot's wrangler developed major-league biceps and other secrets revealed in an interview with writer, actor, set designer and puppeteer Trace Beaulieu  (mentalfloss.com)	(39)
		Next week on the Amazing Race: Teams fight for their lives as they try to avoid being poisoned by Uganda thugs. One team member WILL be eliminated  (eonline.com)	(32)

		In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing  (livescience.com)	(113)
		98% of Catholic woman have used contraception at some point. But since they're not using all the time, or may no longer want to use it, it's a "lie"  (washingtonpost.com)	(256)

Swedish supermodel slams a few shots of Jägermeister and joins in on the naked luge race. Yes sir, there are pics  (thelocal.se)

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		Car with the Confederate Flag on it is not allowed to be the pace car at an upcoming NASCAR race. Fark: It's the General Lee  (azcentral.com)	(143)
		Danica Patrick says she would rather be "pretty" than "sexy." Nothing about being a good race car driver, though  (usatoday.com)	(73)
		The 'Wow' Signal: One Man's Search for SETI's Most Tantalizing Trace of Alien Life  (theatlantic.com)	(103)

		Head of Santorum SuperPAC: "In a simpler time, there were other ways to deal with female sexual desire. Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(496)
		Republican panelists at the House contraception hearing were all men. Some women seem to have a problem with this  (thenation.com)	(474)
		GOP: "It's an outrage that Obamacare forces employers to pay for contraception." Reporter: "How do you feel about Romneycare, which has the same provision?" GOP: ***crickets***   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(289)
(Some Guy)		There are many challenges to a 1000 mile sled dog race: cold weather, deep snow, wolves stealing the trail markers, ice overflows, injur... wait, what?  (newsminer.com)	(20)

		My personhood bill won't directly affect contraception, and I'll be glad to vote against an amendment that puts that in writing  (huffingtonpost.com)	(121)
		Andrew Sullivan thinks that Obama hoodwinked the Bishops on the contraception issue after their Palin-powered mind rays failed to trick him. Or something. (Bonus: Picture of Chris Matthews responding exactly how one should to Andrew Sullivan)  (newsbusters.org)	(73)

		The race to the bottom continues, as Bank of Japan ups the ante on its QE program ahead of schedule. Ben Bernanke's helicopter put on standby  (marketwatch.com)	(7)
		Nancy Grace screeches the appropriate question, "Who pushed Whitney Houston under water?"  (dailymail.co.uk)	(262)

Scottish Premier League to consider downgrading current two-horse race to a one-horse race  (soccernet.espn.go.com)

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The good news for Santorum: raising $1m in just 24 hours. The bad news: Gingrich is vowing to stay in the race till the bitter end. Romney smiles from high atop his heaping bags of cash  (slate.com)

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		The devastating effects of contraception are on display today, as the teen birth rate and abortion rate have both dropped to their lowest levels in nearly 40 years  (msnbc.msn.com)	(243)
		Santorum claims that the GOP race is in "No Man's Land"--you know, that thing from World War I that was the ultimate sign of despair, foreboding, and hopelessness  (cnn.com)	(44)
		Prince Frederic von Anhalt throws lavish 95th birthday party for Zsa Zsa Gabor, complete with buffet and 130 guests. Zsa Zsa spends day wishing for sweet embrace of death to finally come claim her. (with sad pics)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(56)

		Will Mittens lick Santorum in Colorado? Will conservatives in Missoura change the race? Will Giant Elderly Baby do any better than third? Who is RON PAUL? It's your Minnesota/Missouri/Colorado Republican election thread  (google.com)	(814)
		Just your run of the mill drag race.... until Mr. DUI has something to say about it  (youtube.com)	(65)

		Ron Paul says "it's hard to say" when or where he might win a caucus or primary this nominating season. Coincidentally, that's the same answer political experts give when asked why he's still in the race  (abcnews.go.com)	(127)
		Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare  (bloomberg.com)	(28)

		Republican National Committee explains why this year's race has turned so ugly: Blame Florida  (washingtonpost.com)	(68)
(Some Guy)		Ron Paul tells CNN there is a "Zero chance" that he will drop out of the GOP presidential race. It's still better odds than him actually being elected President  (thehollywoodgossip.com)	(147)

		Pfizer advising pharmacies to pull-out contraception  (boston.com)	(42)
		Worried that America will embrace socialized medicine? Too late...it's already here  (slate.com)	(106)

		Will Nice Hair pull out a big win? Will Angry Womanizer make it a race? Will anyone care how Old Anarchist or Jesus Loves Me fare? It's your Florida Republican Primary live results thread  (elections.msnbc.msn.com)	(405)
		People aren't watching the Republican debates to learn about the issues - "It's like you're tuning in to a car race, you really want to see if there's a wreck"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(66)

(Some Number Cruncher)

After Tuesday, it will be mathematically impossible for someone else to enter the GOP race and win the 1144 delegates needed for the nomination   (frontloading.blogspot.com)

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The FA Cup rolls on today with a full slate of action, including a revisiting of the season's two biggest race rows. It's a west London derby with QPR v Chelsea and a massive Liverpool v Man United match up  (dailymail.co.uk)

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