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405 headlines found matching 'public'
Mon June 27, 2016
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
After 31 years, Public Radio stalwart "Whad'Ya Know?" has broadcast its last show
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Another NASA cover-up, this one involves a city they found on Mars but have been keeping secret from you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Latest Republican to leave the party over Donald Trump is none other than George Will, a conservative voice for decades
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Joe Arpaio wants to add flags to inmate uniforms because he couldn't think of anything dumber - in his quest to win America's Dumbest Public Official
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped NFL needs three quarters of a billion dollars from the public to build the AdelsonDome
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets more free publicity in Florida. I mean Scotland. Damn all these golf courses look the same
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
People in Indiana can't quit brokeback bridge
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Remember when we had the Civil War and Democrats tore this nation asunder? Remember how the Republicans healed our wounds and brought us together again? Well, Hillary obviously doesn't and that's why we're doomed to fight the Civil War all over again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is securing key endorsements from high-powered Republican executives
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Thu June 23, 2016
(East Bay Express)
 
 
 
In response to recent revelations exposing a thoroughly corrupt and racist Oakland police force, Mayor launches investigation against whistle blowers
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republican proposes triple damages on businesses that won't allow firearms. Friends of the Job Creators indeed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dem Florida Rep. Alan Grayson on Paul Ryan's claim that the sit-in was a publicity stunt: "To people who don't know how to legislate, any effort to legislate looks likes a publicity stunt"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's long-lost brother will make a public apology if Britain suffers financially for withdrawing from the EU
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists want your stinky clothes; the smellier the better
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservative Latinos are fleeing the GOP and refusing to continue to support Republicans. Gee, I wonder why
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Republicans unveil Unaffordable Care Act
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Robocars expected to kick all humans off public roads in a few years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cat missing 10 months reunited with owner, doesn't seem to care
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits turn a POS public sculpture left over from London Olympics into world's biggest tunnel slide (with video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Blacks are stupid for not voting Republican. Why don't they vote like us? Sincerely, White Republican
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former chair of the Georgia Black Republican Council gets ejected from Trump event. In other news, there's a Georgia Black Republican Council
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative House Republicans are FURIOUS that Speaker Ryan is treating the Democrats who are staging a sit-in with a modicum of human decency "Nobody locked the doors, nobody shut off the lights and nobody did anything to keep food off the floor"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
David Ortiz says he now regrets going public with retirement decision. Brett Favre: No problem, I've done it four times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Phoenix to Silicon Valley startups: Ignore the 120-degree heat, serial killers, and chickenhawk Republicans - we want you down here to do some entrepreneurial innovation in downtown with "a tinge of hip"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
House Democrats are currently staging a sit in over gun control. Republicans have turned off C-SPAN cameras. It is true, the revolution will not be televised
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans may defy their masters in the NRA by introducing a bipartisan gun control bill for vote this week
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Tue June 21, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
In the EURO 2016, Groups C & D finish up. Northern Ireland & Germany, Ukraine & Poland at 12 noon, and Croatia & Spain, Turkey & Czech Republic at 3. Also the USMNT play Argentina in the Copa America @ 9. This is your Tuesday Football Thread
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Do you discipline your child with "a good hard spanking" from time to time? Congratulations, you're raising a future Chinese banker
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Bring the popcorn, the Republican convention may consist of four straight nights of non-stop Trump with a live mic
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when ISIS is unsure whether to publicly support a homegrown terrorist or back away slowly
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Arlington Texas Police admit what the public has assumed for years: Yes we have a ticket quota
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"George W Bush got himself on the front page of the New York Times as helping to save the Republican Party from Donald Trump without uttering a word. Nice work if you can get it"
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(E! Online)
 
Boobies
 
As the public faces of the recording industry's latest attempt to extend the DMCA to ban YouTube, Katy Perry's smoking something while Becky's taking hits off the whipped cream and, uh, I'll be in my bunk
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Nine Arizona Republican delegates resign from the national convention, including one Muslim for obvious reasons. In other news, Arizona had a Muslim Republican delegate
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Utah GOP chair begs Trump not to be the first Republican presidential candidate to lose the state since 1964. Trump responds that he's not concerned how people in Europe vote
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A comprehensive look at how Kansas Republicans destroyed their state, turning into the third world Brownbackistan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker has public webcam watching the grass in his front yard for the last decade. After 10 continuous years, it's time to celebrate - join the party at 2PM ET today when he mows the lawn
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"Come with me if you want to live"
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(Radio World)
 
 
 
Leesburg AM radio station has actual listener, who actually went down to station and actually demanded to see its public inspection file. Naturally this station got fined $15,000 by FCC for failing to produce it and treating him disrespectfully
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Fight breaks out over yams
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Lawyers who successfully got "Happy Birthday" into public domain now sue over "This Land". Another bogus copyright goes to court
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New online video game gives you the power to stop mass shootings the Republican way
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Sat June 18, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Little Marco decides maybe keeping the job he has publicly said time and time again he hates may be the right idea after all. I mean, it does beat having to work for a living, and it has a nice healthcare package
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Both Democrats and Republicans really don't like the nominees that they chose, so if they had the chance to do it all over again, here's who they'd pick
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Fri June 17, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Day 6 of the Euro 2016 has Italy and Sweden starting at 9am ET. The noon match is Czech Republic vs Croatia. At 3:00, Spain vs. Turkey. Copa Amercia has Peru vs. Colombia at 8:00. This is your Friday Futbol Discussion Thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are a perfect cross section of the American public: severely limited attention span, deaf to anything they don't want to hear, and only interested in being entertained
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It looks like you're writing a novel about peanut farmers. Would you like advice from a certified public accountant in Decatur, Georgia?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Japanese city offering public funds to freeze women's eggs. Those vending machines keep getting weirder
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Shanghai Disneyland has glitches on its first open day, including two foreigners in politically incorrect Mickey Mouse hats and parents allowing child to take dump in public: "The only improvement: They used a plastic bag to catch it"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
George Will tries to push Mitch Daniels as the Trump alternative for Republicans despite the fact that Purdue hasn't won a bowl game since 2011
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Drunk in public and assault. What about you?" "Grand theft avocado"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
World's scariest looking judge loses election after having public defender handcuffed for not being quiet
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Wed June 15, 2016
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
White House blames GOP for Russians Hacking the DNC, who were too cheap pay for quality cyber security with their own money and Republicans refused to allow them to have taxpayers pay for it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It seems the world has been scammed by NASA and the government again after the "fake" moon landing, this time holding back info that men are already on Mars and have been filmed repairing the Curiosity Rover
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"I recognize fully that I am a balding, youngish, middle-aged straight, white, male, Republican, politician... with all of the expectations and privileges that come with those labels. I am probably not who you expected to hear from today"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's efforts to lie to and scare the British public into voting one way or the other on Brexit next week include a flotilla of fishing boats, a xenophobe, interceptor boats, Bob Geldof, and exchanges of fire by water hoses. Dignity not aboard
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
GOP worried that a mega-event by Donald Trump at the Republican convention would make it like Chicago 1968 all over again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
...and they say Republican spines grew five sizes that day. Which ironically made them start having to believe in evolution, too
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Anonymous breaks out its heavy artillery to battle ISIS: Good old American porn
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump celebrates the US Army's 241st birthday by publicly accusing our soldiers of stealing money in Iraq
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that the use of term "islamic terrorism" acts like viagra on Republicans. They get angry and erect and want to shoot their guns. Often, they smoke a cigarette after
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Not news: Gawker gets sued. News: defamation via recent article about Trump's hair weave guy, sourced from publically available information. Fark: Hulk Hogan's lawyer, presumably funded again by Trump delegate Peter Thiel
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Nuns call the cops on litterbug. Litter worth 7 million dollars
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Never fear Fark Progressives (c), there are still ways Donald Trump could lose the Republican Nomination
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(Salon)
 
 
 
So far, the election in November will come down to a choice between a Fascist (R) and a Republican (D)
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Mon June 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
When would presumptive nominee Trump declare his first unnecessary war? 1) Before the end of his first term. 2) Before the end of his first year. 3) More than a month before the Republican national convention
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Soccer galore today: 9:00 - Spain v Czech Republic; 12:00 - Ireland v Sweden; 3:00 - Belgium v Italy; 8:00 - Mexico v Venezuela; 10:00 - Uruguay v Jamaica. Attendance is encouraged but not mandatory. And don't forget the TPS reports
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Sun June 12, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Subby builds a sandcastle with a plastic pail and a coffee cup on a public beach. Hampton Beach sculptors are each given their own private plot and 10 tons of sand to work with
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump to turn the Republican National Convention into the Espys
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Thankfully, the police standoff with an empty house in Redford, Michigan ends with house surrendering peacefully. Trailer in driveway says "the house has always been a quiet and polite neighbor"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Have the Republicans found a Clinton scandal that is actually real? If so, she only has 974 to go before she catches up with Trump
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Susan Collins, high-ranking Maine Republican senator, is about to throw her support behind Hillary Clinton? Is Trump flipping his wig? Trump's likely next tweet: everybody knows that deep down, Susan Collins is a Mexican
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DPRK news team, coming soon to a public firing squad near you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mirror asks, doesn't answer question "Why has Google Street View hidden these two houses?" Maybe you could do their job for them
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's attacks on Muslims are starting to really hurt his standing among normally reliably Republican Mormons. It's almost as if they somehow identify with people who are persecuted and turned into refugees because of their religion
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(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Obama picks another nominee that Republicans aren't going to like
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Republican Wisconsin state rep. says that the mayor of Milwaukee needs to prevent crime from spilling into the suburbs or she will work to cut funding of the programs he needs to fight crime
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If elected President, Richard Sherman promises to put an end to publicly funded stadiums, make pass interference a 10-yard penalty
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GOP announces interactive website allowing public to participate in crafting their 2016 platform. Unfortunately, Weedlord Bonerhitler seems to have crashed it already
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(American Mirror)
 
 
 
While Trump is shattering Republican primary vote records, let's look at how Hillary is doing compared to 2008. Oh dear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's personal IT guy says the immunity he was granted might not cover all the crimes he helped commit
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(Time)
 
 
 
Meet the Republican who started a pro-Hillary Super PAC
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Teen who knows his rights gets nearly killed by cop giving out contempt of cop lesson
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Are you a Republican politician looking for guidance on how to react to Trump's outlandish statements? Here is a simulator to help
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kirk. becomes. the first. Republican. to rescind. Trump. endorsement
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Turns out, there are lots of Republicans going around attacking judges for racism and whatnot, not just Trump
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Republicans: We're not racist, but we do support them in the general election
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chicago to stick a giant phallus in its giant, gaping hole
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(US News)
 
 
 
It's primary day in central North Carolina as two congressional Republicans face off against each other in a battle of who can do the best Jesse Helms impersonation without any actual cross-burnings or lynchings
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The current state of political affairs in the US has hit a new low with Republicans promising if Trump is elected, they will "curb his authoritarian impulses." Look, if someone really wants to be a dictator, they'll find a way
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Five famous political figures who dodged the draft and yet managed to parlay that into political gain. Four republicans and a democrat, if you're wondering--including the greatest president of the 20th century
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Mon June 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed ends advertising for Republicans over health fears, impossibility to fit Donald Trump into easily shareable lists of cat pictures
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Suburbanites OUTRAGED that traffic apps like Waze and Google Maps are redirecting commuter traffic onto their neighborhood streets. Which are, you know, public roads but still. Outrage
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren delivers verbal beatdown on Trump that will surely twist the starched panties of Republicans ahead of the Massachusetts Democratic Convention
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Rangers in the middle of the Central African Republic have very low bandwidth connections and are not happy with Windows 10 downloading itself in the background. - "blood could literally be on Microsoft's hands"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Charles Koch is on a $200 million quest to establish a "Republic of Science" in America. As long as, you know, science says that regulations, taxes, unions, fair wages, overtime, health care, and social safety nets are evils that must be destroyed
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Anyone wondering what the Republicans' excuse will be for Trump in the future, just read this article from August 2015
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One of the non-famous members of Destiny's Child is in jail for public intoxication
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Here are some of America's best highway rest stops, or as Republicans call them, "toe-tapping love shacks"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
So far, the scientists in question haven't the technology, the money, or the public support. But fark it: Let's create a synthetic human genome
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Yesterday a Farker asked "Hey Republicans, can you just try not to be assholes for once?" Well, you know what they say about headlines with a question
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa governor urges public to participate in "God Is Dead" marathon
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI developing software to track people by their tattoos. MR COOL ICE named public enemy #1
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Republican lemmings are following Trump off the cliff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bryan Pagliano pleads the Fifth over Hillary server questions. Not a repeat from 2015
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
PA voters say judges should retire at 70. Lawmakers dismiss public decision and rewrite question and put new misleading question on November ballot.This will keep happening until the voters get it right
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
NASA releases numerous patents into public domain. HELLO WARP DRIVE
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC radio soap actor Alan Devereux, who played publican Sid Perks on "The Archers" for 47 years opposite three actresses who played his three wives and who starred in possibly most infamous shower scene since Psycho, is dead. Or is he?
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
It's the Kansas Legislature's last working day of the year, and if the education budget isn't fixed then all the state's public schools will be closed this fall. So naturally it's time to work on that transgender bathroom bill
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(AP NORC)
 
 
 
There is one organization Americans trust more than Congress: the Republican party
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Best-run states are Republican and worst-run states are Democratic, go figure
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Public urged to stay away from decomposing whale with "face eaten off"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why Republicans are warming to Trump: "Once you've convinced yourself that a president of the other party is the very worst possible thing that could befall America, then any nominee of your party-literally no matter who-becomes a lesser evil"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Burlesque dancer Maggie McMuffin, who was in no way pulling a stunt to raise public awareness of dancer Maggie McMuffin, is outraged, outraged that Jet Blue wouldn't let her board wearing shorts so short you could almost see Maggie's McMuffin
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Michigan father yanks sons from public school after learning he failed to potty train them to the level of being able to not expose their penises to someone while using a urinal
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: ''Unless Republicans rally around Donald Trump, the American course is set for carnage and death.''
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
"All they need to do is enter an amount less than £30, touch the device on the pocket containing your wallet and money can be automatically transferred out of your account. It's that easy"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans propose that men be allowed to "lightly beat" their wives if they defy their husband, refuse sex, or refuse to bathe after sex or their period
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There will be something open when the Republican National Convention is going on - 200 jail beds
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Fri May 27, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The state of American politics in one single phrase: "Donald Trump celebrated winning the Republican nomination with McDonald's on his private jet"
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(NY Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this public anger
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop these public shenanigans
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Thu May 26, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Sex toy bandit runs out of batteries
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Sanders wins California....haha, he could actually win California. And you thought the Republican race was the amusing one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kasich reflects on his failed life during his boobies-campaign public appearance
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
President Obama will make major announcement before he leaves public office. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today in Florida Logic: School Board candidate says that if transgender students can use school bathrooms, he should be able to whip out his penis in front of the students
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Wed May 25, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Republican congressman explains why he's against a ban on selling guns to people on the terrorist watch list. "Like many liberal solutions, they are only skin deep"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mary Lou Brunner, the woman who believes President Obama to be a former gay prostitute, loses her bid to be the Republican candidate for the Texas State School Board. In other news, even East Texas has a limit to batshiat craziness
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez says she doesn't deserve her reputation for being a diva. The statement came from her personal assistant through orders from her publicity agent at the direction of her manager, all under threat of being fired
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Mitt Romney, defeated Republican candidate. New hotness: Mitt Romney, defeated third-party candidate
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you plan on celebrating Memorial Day in the desert wilderness of Pinal County, Arizona, the sheriff there wants you to have fun, be safe, and watch out for Mexican cartel assassins
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Man publicly shames himself after instant replay confirms he's "an asshole"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mask has given Kohl's an entire universe of free publicity
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Are you #NeverHillary or #NeverTrump? A comprehensive guide for confused Republicans
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee offers GOP voters and politicians the complete history of how Republicans manufactured the abortion issue
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners, I am a judge and I want to teach an uppity public defender a lesson in courtroom etiquette. Is it cool if I have her handcuffed and confined to a jury box with inmates awaiting their hearings to teach her a lesson?
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Mon May 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia Democrat Gov. Terry McAuliffe subject of FBI "public integrity" investigation for campaign contributions
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What's more awesome than an ice cold beer? How about one delivered by an eagle?
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Donald bravely refuses to meet with evangelicals in public
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Harry Reid, channeling his inner Bono by wearing sunglasses inside, says Donald Trump is "the worst and it's scary Republicans love him so much"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Several large Republican donors refuse to contribute to Trump's candidacy which means they'll be the first ones audited when Trump is President
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The last time Trump released his taxes publicly, it showed he paid Zero taxes. Might this have something to do with why he doesn't want to release his current taxes?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Public pools and hot tubs are just giant soupbowls of bacteria, disease, and urine
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's Democratic Party unveils new logo, which is immediately ridiculed as indecent for depicting act of either kancho or groping
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Republican Party of Texas just stated in its official party platform that homosexuality is ordained by God in the Bible, recognized by our Founding Fathers, and is a lifestyle shared by most Texans
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart keeps getting negative publicity but apparently its customers aren't paying any attention
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Sure, you accidentally live stream the birth of a child and you're an Internet sensation. But you accidentally live stream the creation of a child and suddenly Facebook is calling the cops
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
B-52 crashes in Guam; CNN seen masturbating furiously
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
This month's "SuperGroup" formation includes members of Rage Against the Machine, Public Enemy & Cypress Hill. Like most "SuperGroups", this would have been a lot cooler 25 years ago
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
RIP, Bob Bennett. "I'd love to go up to every single [Muslim] to thank them for being in this country, and apologize to them on behalf of the Republican Party for Donald Trump"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
After 9/11, it felt like the Republicans would reign in America for a thousand years. Now the party [is] effectively dead as a modern political force, doomed to go the way of the Whigs or the Free-Soilers
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Just in time for the Republican National Convention, Florida becomes the testing ground for the GOP alternative to Obamacare
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
People please take it easy on the Republican wingnuts that are fleeing to "redoubt" states, they're just scared and looking for a safe place to shelter themselves from the future
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Soviet Cleveland welcomes comrades to Communist hotel hosting Republican National Convention
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SEC opens up new way for scam artists to fleece the public, since apparently Nigerian princes weren't getting the job done
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee blast White House adviser Ben Rhodes at a hearing and demand Obama fire him, seemingly forgetting Obama has to give exactly zero farks about what they want anymore
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Unknown attackers rip the heads off of forty chickens. Police on the lookout for an unusually strong chicken choker
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
See you liberals, always complaining about Reagan this and Reagan that, now the Republicans finally come up with an anti-Reagan and you still flail your arms
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a grad student. I did a search for my adviser's name to see his publication history. Instead, I found his Pornhub profile; I saw his recently watched videos, favorites, and achievements. Do I tell him? Blackmail him? Suggestions?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal court orders desegregation of public schools in Mississippi. This is not a repeat from 1954 or at least it damn well shouldn't be
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama awards 13 Public Safety Medals of Valor to some seriously brave officers
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Mon May 16, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
See what happens when you totally screw up your party, conservative Republicans, you end up with Donald Trump totally rebuilding it ...without you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans rescind a resolution to secede from the U.S. Apparently the tipping point was when the federal government ordered them to install transgender bathrooms at the Alamo
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In other news, apparently it is possible to vandalize a paint-ball park
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn, the UK's own composite of Cruz, Rubio, and Trump, has reversed course on immigration, saying it's a huge plus to the economy and that migrants make an "amazing contribution" to the country
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the alternate reality that is Wisconsin, Republicans at the state convention are all, "Donald who? Never heard of him"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you had Donald Trump on the board for "First Modern Republican to use a racial slur on live national television," you're out a few bucks
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump Republicans want Mark Cuban to run as a third party candidate. No way he's going into that Shark Tank
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Somebody at Cannes thought it would be a great idea to stage a commando raid with masked actors wearing fake suicide vests tearing around in a Zodiac with a black flag. Well, it got them some free publicity (pics)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Fiscal conservatives offer to cut wasteful and inefficient public spending
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gay Army secretary blocked by Republican senator because of course he is. Also, apparently we have a Gay Army now, though the Marines would argue that we've ALWAYS had a gay army
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Remember when Kid Rock was cool and didn't perform at the Republican National Convention?
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Fri May 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time in the history of ever, a story about East Tennessee, redneck vigilantes, and guns shockingly ends with no-one maimed or killed, and a legitimately happy ending
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Two Republican delegates drop out after they hear the job requirements
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Never Trump" voters reaffirm their opposition: "Trump taking over the GOP is like Germany invading and occupying France in World War II. Those who support him are collaborators or Vichy Republicans. The rest of us are free Republicans in exile"
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican biatches are rolling over and taking it from their master, Trump
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(Patch)
 
 
 
One third of all U.S. manufacturing workers is on public assistance. Wait... There are still manufacturing jobs in the U.S.?
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan made this writer a Republican. Donald Trump, if he is nominated, will make him an independent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this public address
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado city's social media exercise fails massively by accidentally tweeting to the public about the fake train carrying toxic chemicals that didn't crash into the school
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Wed May 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
British Navy helicopter scores conclusive victory against row of portable toilets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan uses the fact that the news media was in full frenzy mode about his "summit meeting" with Trump to speak out about the opioid addiction epidemic, an actual problem affecting America that we need to fix. Are we SURE he's a Republican?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' is a smashing, floating success
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rule #1, the mic is always hot
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Tue May 10, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"The Republican Party is not engaged in a policy argument; it is debating the purpose of politics"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Republican Senators think it's the government's job to worry about what you read on Facebook
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cylon Ted Cruz will no longer hide his true self and will use his influence to manipulate the Republican agenda at the convention in a bid to finally destroy the humons
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian court absolves men of bloodcurdling public goat slaughter. To be fair, it's not like they were geologists or anything
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mister Softee truck jingle composer Les Waas is dead at 94. In a wasteland of repetitive covers of public domain songs, his original composition served as cool soundtrack for generations of ice cream fans
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Power goes out while a high school orchestra was performing for State assessments. Since this is Florida, you know it quickly devolved into a chaotic scene of thrown instruments, screaming, swearing, crying, public nudity, alligators, and debauchery
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The Resurgent)
 
 
 
In an alternate universe, Eric Erickson demands that House Republicans apologize to Bill Clinton for impeachment. Correction: make that the All-New, All-Different universe
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(Asian Correspondent)
 
 
 
Gucci apologizes for telling off Hong Kong shops who sell luxury paper products to the dead
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(Sunday World)
 
 
 
Roadies would turn off Old Spice's microphone when she performed with the Spice Girls: "I can't sing"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' to be renamed RRS Sir David Attenborough. Because sometimes the public votes for something totally asinine and you just have to put your foot down and say NO. Your move, Republicans
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Thu May 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Political incorrectness: Republican National Comittee tells staff if they don't support the presumptive nominee by the end of this week, they're out of a job
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber getting embarrassingly owned by a beer bong is now a matter of public record
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Which Donald Trump did Republicans just hand the nomination to?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary opens campaign of whoopass on Trump. Best part: she quotes only Republicans to do it
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Wed May 04, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
25-foot-tall cross in a public park? Some atheists have a problem with this
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
Nonprofit site ProPublica tries to change its reputation of being broccoli of journalism sites, adds new columns and newsletters that promise to lure more readers, such as how to do background checks on your Tinder matches
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Low oil prices force construction company Saudi Binladin Group to lay off 50,000 workers. Next up - addressing their public relations issue stemming from the fact their business contains the name "Binladin"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A surprisingly coherent Erick Erickson: If Republicans are unwilling to refuse to support Trump with what we know about him, it's not plausible that the GOP would reject another David Duke should he ever advance this far
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(RedState)
 
 
 
The day after Donald Trump becomes the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, Republicans are suddenly keen on confirming Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While everyone else was watching defeaTED and "Feeling the 'Bern" last night, Iranian forces say they'll close the strategic Strait of Hormuz to the US and its allies if they "threaten" the Islamic Republic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not even a week ago, GOP chairman and Satan's apprentice Reince Priebus assured republican voters that there would be a contested convention. After Indiana, he's referring to Trump as the presumptive nominee and calling for unity
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Do establishment Republicans hate Trump enough to vote Hillary instead? Even the headline question rule is not a sure thing this year
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Tue May 03, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Zoom returns to Earth-1 with conquest on his mind (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, the team continues to try to alleviate the Hive threat. (ABC 9ET)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justin Upton pitches engagement to Kate Upton
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Mon May 02, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Emperor Obama can't be bothered to read the secret 28 pages of the 9/11 Report because "it's just not that important to him"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Deputy Police Chief: I apologize if my racist, sexist emails and demands for profiling offended anyone. But, in fairness to me, they weren't supposed to be seen by the public
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has announced he doesn't need to "heal" the GOP and reach out to his vanquished primary foes. Nope, he can win without those losers...and without women, Latinos, Muslims, young people, and much of the Republican Party as well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary's strong numbers against any probable Republican opponent now pose a paradox: She might win the presidency but lose the country
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Local councils in Britain found to be collecting £20 million a year from the littering tickets they hand out at the rate of nine per hour because public safety
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Sun May 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz goes on Meet the Press and blames his staggering, humiliating loss on "a vast media conspiracy." Chuck Todd reminds him that it's actually because Republican voters are rejecting him
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
"This is a combination of alcohol, testosterone, stupidity and firearms", and it's not Florida
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Recent bills proposed and passed in a number of state legislatures ban companies from bidding on public contracts if they support boycotts of any U.S. ally. You'll never guess who did this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's attorney says a restraining order requested by his ex-fiancee is a publicity stunt. Almost as much of a publicity stunt as becoming engaged to Charlie Sheen
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(DCist)
 
 
 
In what could be a preview of a Trump election victory headline, gigantic cock moving to Pennsylvania Avenue
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican and Democrat insiders say Clinton will destroy Trump in the swing states. Said one Republican: "He couldn't find enough xenophobic, angry white Floridians to beat Hillary in Florida if he tried"
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Oracle of Omaha is not just richer than you, he's funnier too
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(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz, Boehner made a face: "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a biatch in my life"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Public Schools: We didn't get one dime of that $24 million in pot taxes promised to schools. State of Colorado: You didn't apply for it
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats and Republicans unite in common cause, telling SCOTUS it's perfectly all right to accept Rolexes and borrow Ferraris from donors, and that $175K from a contractor who has business pending with you is just "ordinary politics"
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Republican running for Attorney General of NC denies his new slogan "Let's Keep NC Straight" was meant as an insult to the LGBT community. "I never mentioned gays or anyone"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Law enforcement raids home loaded with different drugs including a meth lab. Fark: the home's owner is a Republican fundraiser currently working for Senator John McCain
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In an effort to fight global warming, actual quote FTA: MPs urged farmers to encourage their cattle to fart and belch less, to help cut down on air pollution
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rather than have Kelly Ripa picking on him for the next five months, Michael Strahan decides to leave "Live with Kelly and Michael" in May instead of September
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is reaching out to "thoughtful Republicans." That's the joke
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules in favor of First Amendment free speech rights for public employees. Guess which two Justices dissented? Come on, guess
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
New logo for the Tokyo 2020 Olympics seems to check out
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Reagan/GHWB Official: "Trump is a symptom of a disease of rampant stupidity, pandering to morons and bigots and racists and all the sort of stuff that defines today's Republican coalition"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"If you live anywhere near Southern California, that sound you hear is millions of Lakers fans shouting Hosanna into the air"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Jim Webb, who has long touted the values of the Confederacy, writes a bizarre white knight love letter about Andrew Jackson, claiming supporters of Harriet Tubman have a "dismissive characterization" of the former slaveholder
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin school board takes public submissions to rename Robert E Lee Elementary School. Your leading vote-getter so far: Donald Trump Elementary. Other contenders include Hitler, Willie Nelson, and of course, Schoolie McSchoolface
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Thu April 21, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Trump publicly trashes NC HB2. Millions of his supporters are now confused about who to hate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently, all it takes to be a "moderate" Republican governor these days is vetoing a bill that would make the Bible your official state book
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Bad: Teaching 10-year-olds to behead their enemies. Fark: In Australian public schools. WTFark: Christian religious education
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Post a video on Twitter of you spitting on a police cruiser? Expect to get publicly shamed by the entire PD
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Joe Walsh can't complain, but sometimes he still does, like when you tell him a show in Cleveland is a nonpartisan benefit concert for veterans and then he finds out it's actually the launch of the Republican National Convention
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 to grant $2b in damages from seized Iranian funds to victims of 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut. Decision upholds Obama's executive order. Republicans watching FOX to know how to feel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: "Republicans shouldn't skip the national convention. I promise it's going to be awesome. Riots, stabbings, maybe even a couple decapitations"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Militant moms now on a tear against people outraged at them not breast-feeding infants in public
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Tue April 19, 2016
(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
Religious group sues San Francisco to remove outdoor urinals at public park. What a pisser
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Mon April 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you are school-supply vendor that is ripping off Detroit Public Schools in cahoots with its principals, maybe you might want to re-think having your 11,000 Sq ft mansion with indoor Olympic pool featured in the "Home Envy" section of the newspaper
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for Republicans: Hillary Clinton is very beatable in the general election. Bad news for Republicans: Not by either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
How 'Settled Science' helped create a massive public health crisis
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Sun April 17, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
President Obama: "Can I get an advance copy of Game of Thrones?" HBO: "Sure thing, sir." Journalists: "LOL FOIA request"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this public stunt
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Coastguard Rescue Team would like to remind the public that a fridge freezer is completely unsuitable for setting out to sea in"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump attacks voter nullification scheme, forgetting that is one of the major planks of the Republican party
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Matt Worley from Nashville publicly shamed by major city's largest newspaper
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Trump hasn't been eligible to vote in a Republican primary for 20 years. Before that, he just didn't bother showing up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Czech Republic is tired of you confusing them with other countries, decides they want a new, hipper, totally different name that will change all that. All hail Czechia
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Today's installment of "oh, THAT media bias": a) Corruption bust b) No party affiliation mentioned c) Must be a Democrat. Tomorrow's version will replace "corruption" with "rest area cruising" and "Democrat" with "Republican"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chairman of Colorado Republican party gets so many death threats from Trump supporters that he's afraid to take his wife to the convention, and is taking a sheriff instead. Colorado has become great again
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
How much does this offshore tax dodging cost the American public? Here comes the science
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republicans attack job-killing Net Neutrality rules with the equivalent of a 1200 baud acoustic modem. You never go full duplex
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"How Fox News Destroyed the Republican Party." You know, in case you noticed the Republican Party doesn't exist anymore and are wondering what happened
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Hey Beavis, look at this old arcade machine these guys restored. Pretty cool, huh? Whoa, Butthead, is this game like, about us?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Growing up Republican: a story of child abuse
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican logic, last week: We can't confirm Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court because Obama is a lame duck empty suit divider in chief and the American people need a voice. Republican logic, this week: You know, maybe we only need 8 justices
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Psssst... THERE'S A SECRET MEETING OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE TODAY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Just don't tell anyone, okay?
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
So, just why DO Democrats and Republicans hate each other?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
By throwing up as many obstacles to voting as possible, you can increase your chances of victory. It works for Republicans and now it's working for Hillary
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Republicans reach around to embrace the gay community, the worst blind-dating matchup of all time, and an opportunity to buy an artisanal, hand-crafted, eco-friendly, cruelty free bridge: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/3 - 4/9
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York Democrats claim Republican-controlled Senate won't give them enough toilet paper
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
No public defender was available for your case? You are free to go
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Laura Bush throws support behind the best Republican left in the race for the White House
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dear Jesus. Please help us to turn left, keep us safe, and elect a Republican president in November. Love, NASCAR
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Sat April 09, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
What exactly is the public etiquette of wearing VR headsets in public? And, how do bystanders deal with these entitled boneheads?
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Panama Papers reveal the previously public fact that Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman's brother's company does some lobbying work for a bank which is owned by the Bank of Russia. Save Ferris
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After booking over 20,000 people for a 1,400 seat venue, Donald Trump apparently decides 'Making America Great Again' means not paying the resulting public services bill
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Thu April 07, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana Republicans reach around to embrace their gay community
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republicans have what they need to finally take Hillary Clinton down: she had to swipe her Metrocard five times to get on the subway in New York City today
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Rare collection of Shakespeare plays discovered on isolated Scottish island
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks criticizes lack of Panama Papers availability
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guy behind fraudulent PP videos has home raided by authorities, access to his computer and hard drives aborted
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee: Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, as long as you are Mexican and Caesar is a republican president
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(India TV News)
 
 
 
Problem: TV personality commits well-publicized suicide. Solution: Ban ceiling fans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Republican "Autopsy Report" issued following its drubbing in the 2012 election called for the party to champion immigration reform. Guess who had a problem with that
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're running for the Republican nomination for President, you might want to make sure two of your children haven't donated money to Democrats. Wouldn't you agree Donald Trump?
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion helpfully explains how a contested Republican convention will work
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(660 News Calgary)
 
 
 
Unoriginal: Shouting "FHRITP" into a rolling news camera. Unemployed: From your marked company vehicle
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Mon April 04, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Here are America's fastest growing cities. Finally, a leak featuring the Sunshine State that doesn't involve gators, public drinking or swallowing heroin in a police car
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Disneyland Paris Clue: The Skeletal Bride, in the Phantom Manor, with the live electrical cable. Do I WIN?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
National Poo Museum to open. Some exhibits said to include the politics tab, Chinese Democracy, and the dump subby took last weekend
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden's Supreme Court decides that public artworks on the street are only ~kinda~ public. GTFO Wiki & Pinterest. Also, incoming stories of Google Streetview cars attacked "by moose" in 3... 2
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There will be a contested Republican convention in Cleveland after Cruz trounces Trump in the North Dakota delegate race. Book it, done
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Walmart revenue drops from the previous year for the first time ever. Apparently it's not a good economic sign when people can't go to Walmart because it's become too upscale
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
John Kasich thinks it would be "cool" and "fun" to stick it to the Donald and Ted Cruz and destroy what is left of the Republican Party
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't look now Republicans, but your House GOP's 2010 tea-party class is heading for the exits. Soon you will have your echo chamber to yourselves. SOON
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
North Carolina Republicans about to get the smaller government they crave
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Sat April 02, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Fellow Republicans, welcome Senator Ted Cruz..." (rousing applause) "...Governor Scott Walker..." (cheers and more applause) "...and Sarah Palin..." (sound of a pin dropping in the back of the room)
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Fri April 01, 2016
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Every Republican who wants to win in November should be voting to disregard election results
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sorry Mitch McConnell but your SCOTUS nominee blockade is showing more cracks as two more reasonable Republican Senators jump your sinking ship and climb on board the USS Obama
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alabama Republicans growing even more outraged as additional details emerge about their governor's illicit affair, which actually involved a woman instead of another man, a child, his sister, a sheep, or some weird man-child-sheep hybrid
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
A Republican politician is concerned that Obama may allow guns to get into the hands of criminals. This is not an April Fools joke
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
So that's what they're doing now. Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, Rick Perry and Bobby Jindal all represented by the same fancy public speakers agency
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Republicans would be screwed without racist voters"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Corporate sponsors of the GOP Convention have suddenly realized it may not be good for business because the current Republican message doesn't mesh with those hip, cool, progressive and multicultural people seen using their products in TV and Web ads
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Not including operating costs, land grants, or taxbreaks, the American public has spent more than $7 billion dollars to build or renovate NFL stadiums in the last 20 years
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Three new buildings to be constructed around Wrigley Field. Approval granted after determining the structures wouldn't be blocking the public from seeing anything of interest, like a World Series game
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Mythbusters won't tell you the easiest way to blow shiat up
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Trump will burn down the party if nominated. New Hotness: Anti-Trump Republicans will burn down the party, the country, even the drapes if it means Trump will never get the nomination
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Told you Trump wasn't a Republican, he thinks government's top three functions are security, health care and education
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends co-host asks Tim Tebow if he'd consider running for public office, because there is not enough hate already in the Politics and Sports tabs
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Avicii says 2016 will be his last year hitting Macbook buttons in public
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think the Republican National Convention is going to be a mess with all the disarmed gun nuts everywhere? Well the Democratic Convention in Philly will be just as messy
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Washington nuclear plant unexpectedly shuts down, reports are the situation is not critical, no kaiju spotted within 500 miles
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Moderate Republicans having trouble shaking off the right-wing crazy in their re-election bids try to distance themselves from the rest of the Party
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sixteen Republican senators - over 25 percent of the GOP caucus - now say they will meet with Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland. Supposedly because they don't want to appear to be obstructionist. Or rude. Or.....Republicans
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Mon March 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Investors/business owners=Republican, Professional=Democrat, Labor=Fark You, How Bill Clinton and triangulation killed of part of Liberalism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP is on the eve of 'absolute destruction' if Trump is denied the Republican nomination, according to Ben "Armageddon is coming" Carson
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
103-year-old Scottish woman who loves whisky, curry and naan nominated for national Curry Lover of the Year award. "She was famous within the family for her curry suppers, which she would hold on a regular basis"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City police Commissioner Bill Bratton slammed Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz in an op-ed, saying "We will not intimidate Muslims to appease shrill politicians"
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nearly 20,000 people sign petition to ensure the Republican National Convention in Cleveland is the most polite convention ever
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Corporate Profits fell in Q4 2015. Executives call for the immediate public execution of five lowly workers per state. "105% increase in productivity simply isn't enough for us to build houses made of cash, these peasants need to be taught a lesson"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican voters have no faith in the election process anymore
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Thu March 24, 2016
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's 2011 Voter ID law mandated a public service campaign to inform voters about the IDs that would be required, which of course the legislature has refused to fund. Ta daa
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
59,000 Utah Republicans registered for online voting for the state's primary. Political experts completely shocked that there are 59,000 people in Utah who have internet access
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Supposedly free-market Republicans are now more anti-free trade than Democrats
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Co-founder of a Gay Republican group gave Donald Trump a chance to talk at CPAC years ago, and now regrets the decision because he is taking the blame for Trump's presidential run
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(KATU)
 
 
 
US Fish & Wildlife Administration take reporters on tour of Malheur refuge after Dildo House toga party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's trip with Cuba very successful, especially if you call pissing off Republicans a successful goal. Scorrrrrrrrrreee
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After thirty-year wait for restoration, the cool medieval version of the Sistine Chapel is once again open to tourists in Rome
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Old Dude who was in Congress for decades as a Republican, ran for president as a Republican, has a son who ran THIS election as a Republican thinks that if America elects a Republican President they are just as screwed as if they elect a Democrat
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Some Idiot)
 
 
 
"The Bible is expressly permitted in Idaho public schools to further the study of literature, comparative religion, language, history, government, law, philosophy, and ethics." Sure, sounds fine. "Also," Uh, oh. "Astronomy, biology, geology." F*ck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Central Committee of the North Carolina Republican party has voted to censure and severely restrict the powers of the State Party Chairman after apparently just discovering he was black
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Let's pour a drink in honor of the noble history of the Hawthorne strainer. "These days, Hawthorne, like Xerox or Kleenex, no longer refers specifically to the brand of drinks strainers, but rather to the style"
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not unlike most Republican state legislatures, Florida is attempting to cut off all state funding for Planned Parenthood. Unlike most Republican legislatures, Florida's list of "alternative" sites includes Salvation Army centers and public schools
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You'd think a public defender might know better than to get caught in a sex sting operation by police. Not this guy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Panel of experts can overrule public vote for Boaty McBoatface as ex-First Sea Lord Admiral Baron West of Spithead GCB, DSC, PC, says stop that it's silly
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"As you all know just last month I endorsed Chris Christie for president, and that worked out really well. So I'm here today to take a moment to publicly endorse Elizabeth Warren, Marty Walsh and Maura Healey for governor in 2018"
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Sun March 20, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham admits that the results of years of GOP efforts would be, "An absolute, utter disaster for the Republican Party, and destroy conservatism as we know it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kasich: "If I was president, I would consider nominating Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. Senate Republicans: **crickets**
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Sat March 19, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Within a year of his death, Andrew Breitbart warned Republicans of Donald Trump, whom he dismissed as a non-conservative. "If these guys don't learn how to play the media ... we're going to probably get a celebrity candidate"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time the media ask Republicans how the Kansas economy is doing. Pretty sure they'd like to know what's going on there being that a Kansas-based platform is what the Republicans are running on
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson hit with a $500 million verdict over faulty hip implants, even after their legal team argued that the plaintiffs didn't have a leg to stand on
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Oregon Public radio finds proof that local GOP officials were involved in planning and coordinating the armed takeover of the Malhuer wildlife refuge by the Branch Dildonians and promised to help a violent criminal run for office if he participated
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watching a male seahorse birth 2,000 babies is both riveting and unsettling
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"How safe do self-driving cars have to be before they become roadworthy?"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
First grade teacher busted for showing up to work drunk. She would have gotten away with it, too, if she hadn't let the entire class go to the restroom unsupervised
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Like a parent lecturing recalcitrant, obstinate children refusing to do their required homework, President Obama lectures the Senate that refusing to vote on a judge during his presidency because of fear weakens the public's faith in the judiciary
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Why charter schools may have higher test scores than public schools? It's called the "No Excuses" rule and it's not good for black children and other students with disabilities
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Thu March 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
87% of NYPD officers feel the city is less safe than two years ago. If only they were members of some kind of organization that had the power to possibly do something about it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bowe Bergdahl is not just the worst traitor since Eggs Benedict, he's got PTSD and is "diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder". So, you know, if you want all the information
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"My boss said we were only allowing Republicans to vote and that we had no Democrat ballots. Then I looked in the closet"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The Suffragettes could never have imagined that their noble struggle for equality would eventually lead to young women at Cheltenham assuming the freedom to behave in public like hideous, gin-sodden slatterns from a Hogarth etching"
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