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Fri December 15, 2017
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Fresh food, used capsule, used 1st stage rocket: SpaceX attempts another milestone as they send a Dragon to the ISS. Launch now rescheduled for 10:35am ET Friday (live show starts about 10am)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Internet accepts meme challenge. Hilarity ensues
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I just discovered the "Simple" setting on wikipedia, where it attempts to explain you topics as if you were 12 years old. What other less known features of widely used sites do you know?
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Thu December 07, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
All Trump needs to do to prove Summer Zervos is lying is to provide some receipts. You think he could do that easily
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
A woman who thought she was terminally attempts suicide and fails. She finds out while recovering in the hospital that she wasn't terminally ill. Sometimes fate can be kind
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pop Tarts attempts to have guy arrested for putting mustard on his pop tarts. Well, I don't like poupon my pop tart either, so I get where they're coming from
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Tuesday, why not have a hockey thread? Ten games on tap including Rangers-Penguins, Islanders-Lightning, and Predators-Stars. The puck drops at 7pm ET
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Grassley attempts to clarify statement about lazy, stupid poors. Still feels not need to clarify why women are not people but are consumer goods in a class with booze and movies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gronk attempts to apologize for his vicious intentional helm- GRONK SMASH
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
In an attempt to increase student participation at games, university adopts "Candy May", a female mannequin to draw more students to games. No word on if they will also get their failing men's football or basketball teams to actually win more games
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mother attempts to ban story about woman who falls in love with man who kisses her because she never consented. Facepalm: "Sleeping Beauty" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 21, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The hacker who released upcoming GoT scripts has been identified and added to FBI wanted posters. Enjoy the rest of your life living in Iran, or possibly Russia, Syria or Best Korea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DNC fundraising falls further behind RNC. Top progressive experts last year had assured us that money is evil and corrupts, so that means the Democrats are winning
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Sun November 19, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man attempts to steal two trains. With fairly accurate mugshot
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Fri November 17, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Huckinator is here to crush your pathetic attempts to bring honor and truth to the world. Do not resist her whispering eye. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing, stupid mortals. (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1500)
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Thu November 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"A medical-marijuana dispensary will bring undesirable elements. Army vets with PTSD, you know, just give me a break, they can get over it. Women with breast cancer. They all have that cadaverous look and they wear those ridiculous turbans"
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy buck mounts, attempts to bonk two deer-shaped ornaments on family's lawn. Doesn't score but hilarity ensues
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Vatican to stop selling cigarettes, potentially causing Heavenly discord as a fight erupts between the patron saints of lung cancer and black market sales
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The University of Florida asked alumni Tim Tebow to speak out against Richard Spencer's attempts to speak there. Guess which side Tim was on
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Russia Probe moves onto the 2016 GOP platform, specifically Trump's attempts to remove language regarding Ukraine and weapons
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
State trooper attempts to drain a corner of the swamp
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Remember when Fox tried out some interesting TV concepts in the '90s. Remember Strange Luck? How about Profit? Space: Above and Beyond? Those were good shows that were neither a crime drama nor a hospital drama
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's attempts to sabotage Obamacare lead to record-breaking enrollment
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi's attempts to buy the Buffalo Bills were brought down in a blaze of glory by none other than Donald Trump
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Sat November 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia intercepts ballistic missile over capital. So that peace in the Middle East thing is working out
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Veterans groups want marijuana, not opioids, prescribed to treat PTSD
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ex-CIA officer says Mueller also needs to investigate US intelligence officials' attempts to damage Trump, as if Trump needed help to damage himself
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Mon October 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite best attempts, Mark Ingram fails to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Let's see which politicians' attempts to bribe Amazon have been most pathetic...and here's Chris Christie with $7 billion in corporate welfare and a picked-over tray of cannoli
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Fri October 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wow, Thanksgiving at the Kushners is gonna be SUPER awkward this year, even IF they leave his father-in-law in the car: Jared's brother, founder of a healthcare company writes an Op-ed defending Obamacare and attacking Trump's attempts to kill it
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
God attempts to smite OK Governor Mary Fallin but gets distracted by the Beach Boys
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Fri October 20, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Plan on using Bitcoin for all your purchases? You might want to keep your receipts
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Completely legitimate ghost activity caught on several security cameras of city, right in the middle of shot, which perfectly ties in with anecdotal testimonies from staff and regulars. No fishing wire or desperate attempts at free publicity here
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ex-coach #2 Pitino attempts Sgt. Schultz impression
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Wed October 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night hockey games include an Original Six tilt between the Red Wings and Maple Leafs, a Midwest rivalry between the Blackhawks and Blues, and a 1993 Stanley Cup Final rematch with the Canadiens and Kings. The puck drops at 7:30pm ET
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's season finale of Fear the Walking Dead, in which the show's new threat is introduced and Junkie Depp attempts to be a force to be reckoned with but, y'know, the drugs [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Video game at NASA's visitor center teaches players bad math, improper English, and completely wrong concepts about spaceflight
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Wed October 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court rolls their eyes and says "REALLY?" as coal magnate Don Blankenship attempts to appeal his ONE YEAR SENTENCE for conspiring to violate federal mine safety regulations in connection with a mine disaster that claimed 29 miners' lives
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts canal jump in his Toyota Corolla instead of driving two blocks out of his way. Roscoe P Coltrane seen in close pursuit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spiderman balloon prompts UK coastal rescue, has the folks at Macy's on high alert for this Thanksgiving
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
As Catalonia attempts independence from Spain, banks decide on independence from Catalonia
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
SEC: Cryptocurrencies are securities. Investors: So about these initial-coin-offerings that are merely thinly-disguised attempts to circumvent the IPO process because there's no actual business in there. SEC: Yeah, about them
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five mundane questions that cause huge arguments on the internet. Argument prompts to the left, frothing rage to the right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ESPN accepts apology for Trump being a white supremacist
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court needs to shoot down Wisconsin's attempts at gerrymandering, as failing to do so would somehow make Wisconsin even worse
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Swift Dam fire prompts damn swift evacuation
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
With no verification for homeschool transcripts, you can make one for your (long dead) cat and say that he earned all As and deserves to go to college
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Night food, outside beer, underwear drunkenness and other foreign concepts that don't exist in English
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Thu September 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Movies studios blame weak 2017 Summer box office on: A) Bad Scripts? B) Remakes? C) High Ticket Prices? or D) Rotten Tomatoes
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump interrupts Harvey relief mission to snipe at press about the size of his hands
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Deep State attempts cover up of Trump's rescue effort
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
The British Library puts 570 pages of Leonardo manuscripts online. Manuscripts from the other three turtles expected to follow soon
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Clinical trial shows success in using Ecstasy for PTSD treatment. Because seeing glittery unicorns and hugging random strangers is a helluva lot better than driving your car into crowds
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