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59 headlines found matching 'pts'
Wed March 29, 2017
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant attempts to explain his career to a talking snake puppet named "Li'l Mamba", and then it gets weird
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Fri March 24, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man disrupts traffic to eat pancakes in roadway. Charged with Obstruction of Breakfast
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep Duncan Hunter (R-abbit) attempts to address ethics violations by distracting everyone with a bunny. Admit it, you would fall for the bunny distraction
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie finds himself in Adrian's power, will Music Meister help these two reconcile? (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David attempts to escape go horribly wrong resulting in a movie universe without any proper continuity. (FX 10ET)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The postseason inches closer everyday, with three magnificent hockey games on tap with Maple Leafs-Blue Jackets, Islanders-Rangers, and Oilers-Ducks. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian intelligence asset accepts invitation to attend NATO meeting
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep Trey Gowdy attempts a high profile "But what about..." during the Comey hearing, but doesn't quite stick the landing
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Italian artist raises the bar, sculpts intricate artworks out of soap
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Sat March 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a great day for hockey with 11 games slated for play. Games include the Battle of FARK's favorite state, a clash in Central Canada, and the flightless birds taking on the Canuckleheads. The puck drops at 1 PM ET
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Thu March 09, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kid interrupts weatherman's forecast to fart on him (w/video)
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Official attempts to prevent British runner from taking traditional victory lap after win, forgets that runners are fast
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Sun March 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's continue our big weekend of hockey with 7 games on tap. Can Sidney Crosby and the Penguins keep the Sabres at bay? Can the Islanders douse the Flames? Can the Sharks tame the Wild? It is your Sunday hockey thread, puck drops at 4pm ET
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Sat March 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who doesn't love Saturday hockey? Games on tap include Canadiens-Rangers, Flyers-Capitals, and Blackhawks-Predators. The puck drops at 7 PM ET, and please try not to duke it out too much in the thread
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump attempts to deflect the latest revelation involving one of his staffers coordinating with Russia by going on Twitter and making fake claims about the economy
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Patchwork regional attempts at trying to stop climate change are a waste of effort. Just accept that lower Manhattan is going to look like Venice within your childrens' lifetimes
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Rowdy hen party disrupts production of "Whitney - Queen of the Night", a Whitney Houston tribute show, summoning police to theatre who promise to crack the case
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Republican chair of the House Intelligence Commitee describes attempts to investigate the Trump/Russia connection as "a witch hunt against the American people". Bad thoughts toward our leader are doubleplusungood
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Sat February 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eight NHL games are on tap including the battle of Southern California, the battle of the NY/NJ metro area, and the battle of the Keystone State outdoors. Are you watching these games or another game? The puck drops at 4:00 PM ET
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google attempts 'universal' file-sharing protocol - but you'll need your email address
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Attempts to bring free range beef to Queens are not off to a good start
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
134,000 fewer suicide attempts among teens thanks to same sex marriage laws
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Strange: Woman proposes to man on their first date. Stranger: He accepts. Strangest: A decade on, they're still married
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Fri February 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After earning his 1,000th point, can Sidney Crosby keep it rolling against the Blue Jackets? Who will win the pillow fight between the Avs and the Hurricanes? Will the Panthers devour the Ducks? Friday Night Hockey thread, starting at 7:00 PM ET
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Donald Trump is such a good negotiator that thanks to his attempts to renegotiate with China, Germany expects to gain huge business opportunities there, finally allowing them to break bigly into that market
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Van Jones attempts to find correlation and causation where none exists, saying if Democrats fought against mass incarceration we would never have gotten a President Trump
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Sun February 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With no football for seven months we have more hockey. Six games are going on including the two clashes on the NBC sports networks with Red Wings-Wild and Canadiens-Bruins. The puck drops at 12:30 PM ET. Shut up, Pierre
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Sat February 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
13 games to tune into with games including Sharks-Flyers, battle of cats with Panthers-Predators, Blue-Canadiens, and Penguins-Coyotes. We get closer and closer to the NHL playoffs here as the puck drops at 1pm ET
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Thu February 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After only one measly NHL game on Wednesday night, 22 teams will play on Thursday night. Cross-country games include Sharks-Bruins, Ducks-Sabres, Penguins-Avalanche, and Kings-Panthers. All this and much more when the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Mon February 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
High-end American restaurants increasingly adding a note on the bottom of their receipts: "Immigrants make America great. They also cooked your food and served you today"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump blames leaks of the transcripts to his Australia and Mexico phone calls on "Obama people," whom I guess were hiding behind the curtains or in the air ducts or something
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Thu February 02, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Violent protests at UC Berkeley prompts the university to cancel speech by Milo Yiannopoulos. In other news, Milo goes to college and gets precisely the result he was looking for
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Tue January 31, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL is back in action with 14 games on tap. Which one are you watching? Who do you think will rock the league down the stretch? Is your team still in playoff contention or are you in waiting for spring mode? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Sun January 29, 2017
(PBS)
 
 
 
Subby was featured in a report about the resurgence in psychedelic drugs used in the treatment of PTSD and depression. Story on the left and rave on the right
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Monroe News)
 
 
 
After serving time for molesting his patients, surgeon opts to: c) sue his victim for defaming his character
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Fri January 20, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NBA Fans: Yeah, your 30 pts, 10 rebs and 10 asts averages are great, but we are going to ask you to come off the bench on Sunday's All Star game, mmkay? That'd be great. Thanks
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit and fifth tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus attempts to rewrite history and claim the GOP never once questioned President Obama's legitimacy or birthplace
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Thu January 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet the world's last public library book mender, who uses no advanced tools to repair beat-up covers, cracked spines, and torn pages. "A computer does not do anything here - it only interrupts"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday night means a few big games tonight with the Panthers-Islanders, Canadiens-Jets, Penguins-Capitals, and the Sharks-Flames, with the fun starting at 7:00 PM ET
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mass Murderer Anders Breivik, in court over alleged abuses to his human rights, attempts to call Kyle to the witness stand. Well, he would, if he could find him. Has anyone seen him? He's about this tall
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at Jeff Sessions' attempts to combat allegations proving his racism, which are shockingly a little more deep than "I have this black friend"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Six games are on tap for Wednesday night. Will the Rangers ground the Flyers? Will the Stars shine against the Canadiens? Will the Ducks soar against the Red Wings? All this and much more when the puck drops at 7pm ET
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Mon January 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There might be college football bowl games on, but how about giving some love for these three NHL games, highlighted by the Winter Classic in St. Louis. So it's Blackhawks-Blues, Bruins-Devils, and Avalanche-Canucks starting at 1:00 PM ET
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Thu December 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dumbest insurance fraud attempts of the year includes the guy who couldn't afford to repair his Porsche, so he trashed it instead. But try not to let the cops find your car a day before you get around to reporting it stolen, Rockefeller
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof, who will continue representing himself during the penalty phase of his trial, opts for the "fark it" defense strategy
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Tue December 20, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Just in case you haven't noticed, the Houston Rockets have quietly ripped off 10 straight wins, including setting a recent NBA record with 24 made 3 point shots on 61 attempts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lots of hockey to be played today with 12 games on tap. Which one are you watching? Can the Penguins get back on track? Who will be the big stars on this busy night? It is your Tuesday Night Hockey thread, the puck drops at 7 PM ET
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Westbrook goes for 46 pts, 11 rebs, 7 assts... but had three misses in the last five seconds in a 110-108 loss to The Hawks
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Mon December 19, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man attempts to dual-wield while robbing an Uber car. Driver teaches him why that only works in movies, presumably after delivering a clever one-liner
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail attempts to explain In-N-Out Burgers' "bizarre, cult-like obsession" to the folks back home. Let's see how they did
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Wed December 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four fantastic games are on with the Sharks-Senators, Bruins-Penguins, Lightning-Flames, and the Flyers-Avalanche. Which game are you watching? Will Sidney Crosby light it up some more? What else will happen? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sears sells groceries in increasingly desperate attempts to get shoppers to set foot in their stores: "A grocery store, you might go to two or three times a week, but a department store you might go to once a month, once a quarter or something"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R) one point away from having lowest approval ratings in Jersey gubernatorial history. But he will always have all those fond memories of being on the campaign trail with Donald Trump...most likely in form of PTSD flashbacks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police investigating whether serial abductor was involved in other attempts, or if he just kidnapped boxes of Captain Crunch instead
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is a busy night in hockey with 18 teams playing, including the battle of New York with the Rangers-Islanders, two cross-continent clashes with the Oilers-Sabres and Canucks-Devils, Canadiens-Blues and much more. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga reveals she suffers from PTSD, like an unfortunate black guy who accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
By firing off purchase attempts to multiple online stores simultaneously, hackers can correctly guess your credit card number, CVV and expiration date in 6 seconds
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Cricket attempts to become more interesting by borrowing ideas from North American sport. Today: cricket line brawls
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Media thumbsucking at its best: Newsweek publishes excerpts from its pre-written articles celebrating Hillary's historic victory
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Despite no national or rational reason to do so, Japan adopts American tradition of Black Friday shopping and takes it to 11
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