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Tue May 31, 2016
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator and Visitor Ted Cruz attempts to befriend his humon co-workers despite his previous plans to devour them
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberal internationalists failed when they counted on globalism to produce peace, unlike the successful attempts of neoconservatives to prevent wars by spreading democracy
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines attempts to make service more efficient. In other news, pigs fly, Drew quit drinking, and subby got laid
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Security researchers think a country may be behind recent attempts at cyber-robbing a string of banks in southeast Asia. Which one? Well let's just say it rhymes with "Korth Norea"
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
We might not be able to make fun of CVS for those hilariously long paper receipts for much longer
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Volcano in Indonesian erupts again, killing villagers, subliminally making everyone crave Cinnabons
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Sun May 15, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
In a bid to stay on the cutting edge of tax evasion, Swiss city now accepts payments in bitcoin
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Fri May 13, 2016
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
You know a volcano is pretty isolated when it erupts for days and NASA are the only ones who notice
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Bakery attempts delivery of freshly-toasted bread by setting semi containing 60,000 loaves on fire as it runs down the motorway
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Unlikely way to die: Riding a scooter in downtown Boston and being hit by a boat
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo writer attempts to take a dig at Mark Zuckerberg, instead gets eaten alive in the comments. Hulk Hogan probably shouldn't make plans for all $115 million just yet
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
The military is planning to cure PTSD by hacking soldiers' gut bacteria. Still makes more sense than the F-35 program
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Can someone please tell me exactly what are the criteria for being in "the 1%"? I'm looking for numbers and facts, not abstract concepts
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina District Court Judge, who sentenced a veteran suffering from PTSD to jail for lying in court, locked himself away with the defendant for his stay in order to help him by talking through his problems
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Wed April 20, 2016
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Rap video shooting interrupts rap video shooting
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to get to Bermuda by hamster wheel. Bermuda Triangle comments, "c'mon guys, you're making this too easy"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the sea seemingly in retreat, Best Korea attempts to launch assault on its other arch nemesis, the sky. As you might imagine, things did not go according to plan
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rich guy attempts to change the path of cancer research by hurling a quarter billion dollars at it
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Mon April 11, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
There will be 56 Guinness attempts by people running the London Marathon this year in costumes ranging from 3D dinosaurs to giant lobsters
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Sun April 10, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian First Nation town declares state of emergency due to a "suicide epidemic" that included 11 suicide attempts on Saturday alone
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's criminal genius attempts to elude police after burglary by spraying himself with two dry chemical fire extinguishers. (w/ mugshot goodness)
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Wed April 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
School says religious freedom exempts male Muslim students from having to shake female teachers' hands in greeting. Difficulty: Switzerland
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Tue April 05, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: when the sheer scale of your alcohol consumption prompts a customs investigation that's only overturned on appeal, you might have a drinking problem. Or you're a Fark mod, one of the two
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tennessee legislature adopts popular work of fiction as the official state book
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(KTRH Newsradio)
 
 
 
Scientists plan to help people get past their phobias by removing the bad memories that trigger them, which is good news for phobia sufferers, PTSD victims, Coldplay album sales
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Not considered hazardous duty in the army: Soldiers whose sole job is to run a massive weed operation to help war veterans with PTSD
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the pharmacy company raises the price on drugs designed to let suffers of terminal illness die a peaceful death, a local advocacy group opts for a do it yourself approach
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' producers shoot down reports that Season 6 was changed due to online outrage over female storylines: 'Not one word' of scripts influenced 'in any way.' So there
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Thu March 31, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Student attempts to copy two Matthew Broderick movies. He never makes it to NORAD or Chicago
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Given that it was such a roaring success the first two attempts, Microsoft release open source tools so you can build your own trollbot
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Wed March 30, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Torrent site fined three times the box office receipts for The Expendables 3
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Sun March 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three NHL games on tap, as the Devils and Hurricanes square off, the Penguins and Rangers renew their rivalry, and the Blackhawks and Canucks will meet. This is your NHL Easter Sunday thread, puck drops at 5pm ET
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Tue March 22, 2016
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Trump supporter attempts to make America great again by writing long-winded article about being civil in politics again. Subby polishes a tomato
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Sun March 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yes, the NCAA Tournament is going on, but there is also hockey. The Capitals and Penguins and the Wild and the Blackhawks are among two of the seven games on tap. Here is your Sunday NHL thread, puck drops at 3:00 PM ET
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Fri March 18, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dan Greaney, the writer for The Simpsons who wrote the episode where Lisa becomes president and attempts to erase the sins of president Trump, says it was "a warning to America; it just seemed like the logical last stop before hitting bottom"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bowe Bergdahl is not just the worst traitor since Eggs Benedict, he's got PTSD and is "diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder". So, you know, if you want all the information
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Sun March 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three games on tap today as the Penguins and Rangers renew their rivalry, the Lightning face off with the Blue Jackets, and an original six clash between the Maple Leafs and the Red Wings. Here is your Sunday NHL thread. Puck drops at 12:30 PM ET
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Sun March 06, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Many rivalries are in play including the battle of New York, an original six contest between the Red Wings and Blackhawks and the clash between the Penguins and the Devils. Here is your Sunday NHL thread, puck drops at 5:00 ET
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Sat March 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Breitbart editor interrupts press conference at the White House to ask about free speech because Twitter took away his verified badge
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the Autistic 'Prison Houdini' who memorized guards' keys and carved exact replicas for 13 escape attempts in 36 years
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man attempts to foil purse snatcher, discovers life isn't the movies
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Fri February 26, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Conservatives demand Hill...aw, the heck with that cliche. The New York Times is demanding Hillary release her totally harmless transcripts of her Wall Street speeches
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Thu February 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
This is Marlin Perkins. Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Let's watch while Jim attempts to subdue and tag the elusive bikestealingus scumbagae. Watch out Jim, those teeth are sharp
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Sun February 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will prevail between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Buffalo Sabres? Who will win between the Original Six clash between the Detroit Red Wings and the New York Rangers? How will the other games fare? Sunday NHL thread, puck drops at 12:30 PM ET
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Non-venomous Australian snake attempts alternative method to kill humans
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Former 'Bachelor' contestant accepts her final rose
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
South America attempts to regain 'Most Dangerous Continent' title with discovery of four-mile stretch of river...that boils
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Pharma-Douche attempts to be a nice guy and spare our ears from Kanye West's new album
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Tue February 09, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Rick Snyder protected from recall attempts by Spellcheck Board
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Rip Hunter attempts to disrupt Vandal Savage's finances in an attempt to weaken the immortal (CW 8ET)
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Matthews interrupts MSNBC's caucus coverage to report he directly observed a minority voter
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