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17 headlines found matching 'protip'
Fri August 11, 2017
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Protip: when sending a letter to your employer on fake sheriff's office stationery in an attempt to keep your job while serving your six-month sentence, don't misspell any words, and do pick the name of an actual deputy to forge a signature
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to watch Sookie stripping for Warlow on "True Blood" on your computer, do NOT view it on your work computer, and especially when the screen is in full view in the background during a live news broadcast
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Protip for women (and some men): Never apply fake eyelashes without wearing your glasses, you might just be gluing a dead fly to your eye
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Protip: When smuggling liquid meth into the country, don't tell the border agents it's apple juice. And definitely don't drink it to prove your point. You might get methed up
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Teen protip: if you're going to egg cyclists from your car, try not to pick competitive mountain bikers who might chase after you. Especially if they're cops on their lunch break. And FFS not if you have weed in the car
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Fri July 21, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip for when you win the lottery: Don't hang up the phone when they call you saying you've won the lottery
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Thu July 13, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Protip: When engaging in insider trading, don't google "insider trading"
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Protip: If you don't want to be given one-star reviews on TripAdvisor, don't fall into the sea during a storm and disappear forever
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Thu July 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Protip to all ICE agents: make sure the "undocumented immigrant" you're detaining is not actually a U.S. citizen. Especially since U.S. citizens are the lawsuit-happiest people on earth
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Protip for animal rights organization PETA: Don't ask people on the Internet why they eat bacon
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're filming a movie depicting an armed robbery in Detroit, you may want to notify the Detroit Police Department first
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Protip: It's best to avoid antagonizing neighbors whose airspace completely surrounds your own
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Thu June 08, 2017
(GQ)
 
 
 
Protip for guys who want to sleep with women: Never play acoustic guitar for her
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Sun May 21, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not give a store employee your real telephone number moments before you rob the place. And take a seat on the Group W bench
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Mon May 08, 2017
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Protip: If you call the police about illegally parked cars in front of your business, try not to be the one who drilled holes in more than 20 of their tires
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for drunk drivers: Don't try to turn into a cow by eating grass on roadside to beat your breathalyzer test, it won't work
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to rob a store by writing a note demanding money you might want to make sure you write it out legibly so the clerk can read it
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