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14 headlines found matching 'protip'
Mon August 22, 2016
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're trying to stop your drunk friend from driving home, don't lay down in front of her BMW--she'll just treat you like a speed bump
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip for women going swimming with sharks when on their periods: Be very careful
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Tue August 02, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Protip for the elite media: Stop with your moralistic outbursts attacking Donald Trump, you look foolish
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Wed July 27, 2016
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to carjack someone at the car wash, make sure the guy isn't holding a power washer (video)
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have long hair and are riding a go-kart, make sure you wear your hair up
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Thu July 14, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to the Republican Convention, do not take your stoves and tennis balls
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Mon July 11, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Protip: While working in a chemistry lab, make sure you know how to prevent static electricity
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Baynet)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are riding a horse and buggy, be careful when you are making a left on a state highway. Of course if you are still riding a horse and buggy you probably won't be reading this
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Because someone still needs to fix your squeezebox, there's still this guy in Manhattan that can make it happen. Protip: He goes by such nicknames of 'the Sultan of Squeezeboxes', 'the Master of Music Row' and the 'Horse-shiatter'
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Protip: Make sure there are no roaches on your restaurant's ceiling so they won't fall onto the health inspector's iPad
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Mon June 27, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't ask a woman about the size of your penis if you're not prepared to deal with her answer
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Protip: Campaign fundraising e-mails are unlikely to raise much money when 60% of them end up in the spam folder
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Protip: Judges generally don't like it when you tell them about your "donkey dick", threaten to "jack it" on them, and especially not when you tell them you'll kill their whole family with a hammer
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are on a home shopping channel and are selling a laptop, be sure it does not display the "N" word on it, or "porn" for that matter
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