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32 headlines found matching 'protip'
Thu July 10, 2014
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to run from the store after shoplifting it's probably best to know the exact location of the surrounding drainage ponds
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(22)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to run from a cop, do it before he takes a photo of you. With 'Oh Fark' pics
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(27)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're the subject of a manhunt for allegedly stabbing a sailor, don't text your friend that you did it and are afraid your victim will die
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(15)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're two 19-year old kids with a stolen credit card, it might arouse suspicions if you use that card to rent a $240,000 car and a $12 million vacation home
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(66)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
"What happens if I ignore my student loans?" For one thing, better get used to being bitten by federal dogs as you run for through some swamp at night when the feds come to collect. Pro tip: Urine is sterile and can be used to treat puncture wounds
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(109)
 
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Protip: A living will does not entitle you to break into your dead ex-husband's house and take his shiat less than 24 hours after he dies
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(28)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Protip: If you live with someone, you might want to regularly check their browser history. If you see searches for "Human anatomy," "Human dissection," and "airline schedules," that is a big old red flag, and you should GTFO
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(29)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Protip: cut off the GPS ankle bracelet before committing the home invasion
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(33)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a substitute teacher, don't ask fourth graders for booty call advice
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Protip: if you kidnap a hooker, tie her up and stash her in your closet over a fee dispute, make sure the number she gives you so you can call and demand money for her safe return is the one for her pimp and not, say, a cop she works as a CI for
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(56)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to create a fake reporter to shill snake oil on your website, try not to use the headshot of a real news anchor that's long been an Internet obsession, even if she is French
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(38)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Protip: No matter how much 12-year-old girls love smiley faces, resist the urge to tattoo one on their arm
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(19)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't drive your camouflaged minivan with 'missiles' on top near the airport
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(41)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
PROTIP: Don't connect with your insider trading partner on LinkedIn
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(10)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are pregnant and need a ride to the hospital, stealing an ambulance is counterproductive to your plight. It also helps if you're actually pregnant
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(4)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: It is perfectly safe to ingest Pop Rocks and Soda, but if you stick any into your vagoo, it's a guaranteed trip to the Emergency Room
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(104)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Protip: If your bachelor party of 11 finds a dead body in the RV you just rented, be prepared to be fingerprinted and questioned by the police for several hours
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(49)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're attempting to get to court to face car theft charges, don't steal a car to get there
source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're so damn high on the cocaine that you snorted and want to know what's in it, don't go to a hospital to find out
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(27)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When trying to commit the perfect murder, don't write about how you would commit the perfect murder
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(60)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Parenting pro tip: Secure your baby monitor so jerks don't hack it and scream at your sleeping kids
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(175)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: If you make $200,000 worth of silicon masks for a 'Walking Dead' arena tour, you might want to get that part about them actually paying you in writing
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(24)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're looking to land at any one of these ten airports in the near future, pack some extra underwear
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(50)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Calling the real life SWAT team to swat out your opponent is not the proper way to avenge your destruction in "Call of Duty"
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(47)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Register-Herald)
 
 
 
Protip: Molesting children is still illegal even if you're a magical warlock
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(44)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are thinking there's a possibility the police may be looking for you, and you don't want to to get caught, stay away from them. Or, if for some reason you do want to get caught, just do what this guy did
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(18)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: When stealing parts from a vehicle, ensure you also remove the dashcam
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(12)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're only 20 years old and have already had two heart attacks and three strokes, you might want to cut back on the bodybuilding and steroids
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(115)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Protip: When running for Congress, don't let your hot, 19-year old, toking, twerking, drinking-til-she-blacks-out -and-bites-people daughter keep her Twitter feed
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(105)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Protip: If you've just inherited a ton of money from a dead relative, keep it to yourself
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(53)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
RIP Pat McGovern (1937-2014). You may not know his name, but if you ever read GamePro, MacWorld, PC World or a "Dummies" book, lift a glass in his memory
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(19)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(WCCB Charlotte)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to threaten to kill police, using Twitter might not be the best way to do so
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