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13 headlines found matching 'protip'
Sun August 23, 2015
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cris Carter's protip for NFL rookies: Have a "fall guy" in your crew to get arrested in your place. "If you all have a crew, one of those fools got to know, he's the one going to jail"
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Sun August 16, 2015
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to start a fight in a Chuck E. Cheese, it's probably best not to leave your picture behind in the photo booth
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Sat August 15, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Protip: Always look for the small print that says there are hundreds of dead Spanish influenza victims buried there when buying property
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Sat August 08, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
ProTip: If you are planning to sexually harass a woman, don't do it from your company truck and don't pick a left-wing, feminist politician as your victim. On second thought, just don't
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Sat July 18, 2015
(Mic)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to calculate the tuition of a fictional school, it might be a good idea to actually ask the author that created it what it might be. Especially if it's JK Rowling
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Shoplifting protip: When running away from security guards, always remember that the first level of a parking garage isn't necessarily on the ground
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Fri July 10, 2015
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't smoke a cigarette in an airplane bathroom, especially if you're in possession of some illegal pills. Bonus protip: If you do smoke a cigarette and get caught, don't make things worse by trying to bribe crew members with $20
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Tue July 07, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't try to eat electric eels
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Fri June 19, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
ProTip: When reporting a lifeless body in a field to the police please make sure it's not a deflated Papa Smurf balloon
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Wed June 10, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Protip: When turning yourself in to police for leaving your children locked in a hot car, don't leave your children locked in a hot car while you do it
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Protip for the police: there is a difference between saltine cracker crumbs and crack cocaine
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Tue June 02, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Protip: there's a difference between dental health and mental health. We're looking at you, mister dentist's office masturbator
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Sat May 02, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Protip: after shooting a dude and abandoning your getaway car, don't go back to retrieve it from the police impound lot while wearing the same outfit as in the surveillance video
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