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Thu February 09, 2012
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Sometimes you get bored at work. Sometimes you view porn. Protip: Don't view it in the middle of a rape trial when you're the court clerk
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nbcbayarea.com
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(29)
Fri February 03, 2012
Utah prosecutors clear police of all charges for using pepper spray and batons on a group of Polynesian students performing a haka at a football game, because no one in Utah can be expected to have the slightest idea what a haka is
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stuff.co.nz
)
(73)
Wed February 01, 2012
(WBNS)
Look, let's go over this one more time. If you rob someone, don't brag about it on Facebook
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10tv.com
)
(20)
Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Guy)
Police feel they did nothing wrong by interrogating a 12 year old for hours with the camera "accidentally" turned off and getting to confess to a crime he denied doing before and after the "confession"
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commercialappeal.com
)
(314)
Wed January 11, 2012
It's okay to object to the prosecutor's line of questioning in court, just not with a gun
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bbc.co.uk
)
(14)
Polish prosecutor who shot self on Monday during a press conference had an $800,000 bounty on his head and wanted to prevent military prosecutors from being replaced by civilians
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news.nationalpost.com
)
(27)
Sun January 08, 2012
Arizona's Governor on ObamaCare: This violates the tenth amendment. We shall fight this. Arizona's Governor on Medical Marijuana: This violates Federal law. Who are we to question them?
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bloomberg.com
)
(158)
Mon January 02, 2012
(Some Guy)
Floyd Landis demonstrates that there nothing a cyclist will not do to cheat at his sport
(
news.techworld.com
)
(20)
Thu December 29, 2011
Man's car seized by police, destroyed and returned after a search for drugs turned up zero evidence. Damage to the car worth $12,000
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nj.com
)
(123)
Sat December 24, 2011
Assange may face spy charges after lawyers claim he 'coached' U.S. traitor on breaking military computer passwords
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(114)
Wed December 21, 2011
If you talk to people about jury nullification, this prosecutor will seek to have you jailed for six months. Subby wonders what the prosecutor might do to anyone who talks about the First Amendment
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nytimes.com
)
(307)
Tue December 13, 2011
Cincinnati and Xavier facing a different kind of charging in a different kind of court
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(46)
Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy)
"Blakeney had previously admitted causing criminal damaging to an inflatable duck costume " Bonus: prosecutors name
(
birminghammail.net
)
(26)
Fri November 25, 2011
Man sends disk with child porn on it to a news station in an attempt to frame his landlord. The end result didn't turn out as he expected
(
fox6now.com
)
(28)
Thu November 24, 2011
(10tv)
Prosecutor: Defendant, can you tell me why all the stolen goods were in your basement. Defendant: The ghost did it. Everyone: LOL. Defendant: Seriously, the ghost did it. Jury: :(
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10tv.com
)
(32)
Tue November 15, 2011
LaGrange man accused of stabbing and killing his pregnant girlfriend in 1981. "She was stabbed 34 times in the chest and back." A how how how how how how how how sick can you get?
(
suntimes.com
)
(47)
Fri November 11, 2011
Judge upset that prosecutors asked for disgraced politician to get the same sentence as a normal citizen would
(
philly.com
)
(40)
Mon November 07, 2011
The United States Supreme Court rules that the color of your skin can be used by prosecutors in trial, with impunity, as a reason to execute you for your crime
(
abcnews.go.com
)
(65)
Tue November 01, 2011
Glowing brain tumour trial begins. Prosecutors vow to remove this cancer, and will ask for life
(
bbc.co.uk
)
(25)
Mon October 31, 2011
Some people will do anything for beer, including breaking into apartments and stabbing people with corkscrews when they fight back
(
chicagotribune.com
)
(24)
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