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48 headlines found matching 'prosecutors'
Tue January 24, 2017
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some crafty reporter got a look at what's under Trump's mattress and you're not gonna believe your eyes, or it'll be exactly as you pictured it
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's now a hate crime in Louisiana to resist arrest, not pick up the can
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Soulja Boy hit with felony gun charges, to be tried as Soulja Adult
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Thu January 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In what is surely a massive coincidence, the judge overseeing the largest corruption case in Brazilian history has died in a plane crash. Man, that's a lot of history
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Although, if you're currently locked up for masterminding 9/11 they might drag their feet on delivering your letters
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(Time)
 
 
 
Will there be honor among thieves? Probably not
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Harry Dean Stanton gets surprise prison term in repo gone wrong. Emilio Estevez reportedly nervous
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sex Temple Madam avoids prison, does not avoid being subby's new band name
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
South Korean prosecutors seek arrest warrant for Samsung vice chairman for bribery of impeached president's friend. Once again, the Asians are ahead of us
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Sun January 15, 2017
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
"Prosecutors said that even though Clouse was just a drug mule, he should have known better because of his experience working as a deputy sheriff." YA THINK?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dylann Roof receives death penalty, or the more fashionable term, "alt-life"
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Sun January 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who stole a remote control for a TV sentenced to 22 years in prison because Illinois
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having less than 13 lbs of kitty litter
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Aurora Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who threw a rake at a Jeep sentenced to 3 years in prison, looks like love child of Hulk Hogan and Woody Harrelson
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
NewsFlash
 
Huge explosion reported outside court in Turkey. At least 10 injured, cars on fire, feathers everywhere
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Retired Japanese baseball slugger admits he played on greenies, introduced to him by a foreign player whose name he will not reveal
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Thu December 29, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof, who will continue representing himself during the penalty phase of his trial, opts for the "fark it" defense strategy
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Thu December 22, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia policeman sentenced to life in prison after being convicted of murder in the death of a suspect he was taking into custody on whom he used his "non-lethal" taser more than a dozen times, despite the suspect already being handcuffed
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Tue December 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Berlin police discover that maybe grabbing the first swarthy-looking guy you see after a possible terrorist attack isn't such a good idea
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Tue December 13, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Judge hasn't heard of Streisand Effect
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Tue December 06, 2016
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Snuka is feeling the effects of Roddy Piper's coconut
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police officer charged with slapping the bunny at work. Subby can't keep up with the slang kids are using these days
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Caregiver charged with murder after allowing crippled man with maggot-filled foot wound to die of infection. I'll be over here searching for something funny to say about this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge rules the filth flarn filth from Bill Cosby's deposition can be used in his sexual assault trial
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Mon December 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn, Trump's choice for national security adviser, claims prosecutors in New York have found "evidence" linking Clinton and her campaign staff to pedophilia. FARK: Somehow, pizza is involved
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Out of my way, peasants; I don't have to wait for offboarding like the rest of you lowlifes
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only slightly less well known than Munchausen's Syndrome by proxy is Dipshiats Syndrome by proxy
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Tue November 22, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
And Time's Person of the Year is going to be ....wait, what? It's a pick between an egotistical power hungry maniac and some guy who is about to become president of the United States
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man caught selling horsemeat to undercover cops for $7 per pound. That's outrageously over-priced
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today in unreasonable reactions: No shopping carts left at the store? BURN IT ALL DOWN
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Sat November 12, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
YouTube video star pleads guilty for faking a hate crime, since there isn't a jury in the country that would convict anyone for assaulting a YouTube star
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Fri November 11, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
News anchor may finally reveal who killed Bob Crane. Sgt. Schultz still knows nothing... NOTHING
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Wed November 09, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Samsung offices raided in investigation involving a dressage horse gifted to the daughter of the president of South Korea
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
44 undocumented immigrants found locked in backyard shed. Someone didn't get the memo that Trump victory parties don't start till tonight
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Kare11)
 
 
 
MyPillow loses some stuffing
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Fri November 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chris Christie aides Bill Baroni and Bridget Kelly found guilty on all counts in Bridgegate trial
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
And this is why you should avoid illegal surgery, especially on your penis
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Tue November 01, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Face-eating Florida man told deputies arresting him, 'Help me. I ate something bad ... humans'
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Come for the story of a man who attacked a woman and her little dog too. Stay for the mugshot of the year
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Fri October 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonians were acquitted because the jury didn't know what the definition of "conspiracy" was
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Wed October 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been formally charged with criminal contempt
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Tue October 25, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man has made the prosecutors job easier thanks to a habit of posting to Facebook Live. Now they just need to find him
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CEO of a red-light camera company to spend 14 months in jail for bribery
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Sun October 23, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
On the bright side, if he gets time off for good behavior, this man may be released from prison as early as the year 3293 AD
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Thu October 20, 2016
(WSAU Wausau)
 
 
 
Jury to decide the fate of Branch Dildonian domestic terrorists, whose bold strategy to overthrow the government was take over an aviary
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the company that peddled imitation Parmesan cheese and billed it as the real deal? Apparently that deception has finally grated on the nerves of U.S. prosecutors
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Wed October 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Judge is removed from the bench and agrees to never seek office again after an investigation finds he engaged in profantiy-laced temper tantrums while on the bench. Before you ask, NO there is no similar mechanism for presidential candidates
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Wed September 28, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
All those months of hanging out with Donald Trump have rubbed off on Chris Christie when it comes to denying his role in Bridgegate. "I know I didn't say that"
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