If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark
Headlines matching 'profits'
Wed March 17, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Contact Music) Obvious Lady Gaga is the next Madonna, according to the guy who directed the video for Telephone and hopes to profit immensely from his assertion  (contactmusic.com) (59)

Tue March 16, 2010
(Yahoo) Obvious Trade schools are as useful as bartending school  (finance.yahoo.com) (206)
(Starpulse) Cool Jack Johnson is giving 100% of his tour profits to his favorite charities this year  (starpulse.com) (19)

Tue March 02, 2010
(Boston Globe) Followup Judge says philanthropist who made money investing with Madoff, and gave much of it to charity, has to return his profits  (boston.com) (26)

Mon March 01, 2010
(USA Today) Cool So what happens to businesses when you cut profits, raise taxes, and ramp up unemployment to double digits? Well, they make fewer accounting mistakes, for one thing  (usatoday.com) (24)

Sun February 28, 2010
(AlterNet) Scary Why are cities across America shortening the lengths of yellow lights? One guess people, one guess  (alternet.org) (146)

Mon February 22, 2010
(CNN) Spiffy You can stay in your favorite reality star's house for only $4000/night. Snooki punches and Situations not included, spray on tans extra  (cnn.com) (20)

Thu February 11, 2010
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Philip Morris profit tops estimates, plans to boost health through the intake of second hand stock  T-Shirt  (businessweek.com) (24)

Wed February 03, 2010
(UPI) Fail Step 1: Have the same name as a fugitive. Step 2: Be arrested repeatedly by mistake. Step 3: Profit $100,000. Step 4: Go back to step one and repeat  (upi.com) (84)

Sun January 31, 2010
(Marketwatch) Sad Upon further review, it turns out that TARP was a TRAP. We privatized the profits and socialized the losses  (marketwatch.com) (107)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Yahoo) Amusing Microsoft profit beats on strong Windows 7 sales. Yeah, I read that wrong too  (news.yahoo.com) (98)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Marketwatch) Interesting Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, profits up 23% on a sesame seed bun  (marketwatch.com) (39)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Washington Post) Fail Johnson & Johnson, fresh from recalling half their products for smelling like ass, is under indictment for racketeering. Sorry, a Band-Aid won't fix all that  (washingtonpost.com) (22)

Wed December 23, 2009
(Yahoo) Ironic Some GOP members upset that Chairman Steele is working the professional lecture circuit getting as much as $20,000 per speech; think he should forego personal profit for the greater collective good of the party  (news.yahoo.com) (80)

Thu December 17, 2009
(Reuters) Obvious Gold slides one percent which means now is the time to BUY BUY BUY (this message brough to you by Glenn Beck)  (reuters.com) (67)

Sat December 12, 2009
(Some Guy) Amusing Phase one, steal gnomes. Phase two, ???? Phase three, profit  (goskagit.com) (64)
(UPI) Silly Bird-shaped restaurant headed for auction. Owners not expecting to tern a profit, but admit they have no egrets. Yes, these puns are ostrich, but owl bet there'll be more  (upi.com) (90)

Tue December 08, 2009
(Washington Post) Asinine Joe Lieberman (I-nsurance industry) admits public option will save money, will kill it to protect insurer profits  (washingtonpost.com) (313)

Fri December 04, 2009
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Aetna throws 600,000 to the wolves, jack up premiums on everyone else due to "insufficient profits." Your free market at work, citizen  (dailykos.com) (194)

Mon November 23, 2009
(CNBC) Interesting Late payments on credit cards dropped in the third quarter, which means credit card companies will undoubtedly try and recoup the lost profits somehow  (cnbc.com) (48)

Displayed 20 of about 808 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
See all Fark links