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Headlines matching 'professors'
Fri January 27, 2012
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(Comedy Central) Silly Thought you'd gotten over those horrific head models of Beavis and Butthead from a couple weeks ago? Well, here's a model Professor Farnsworth to keep the nightmares coming  (ccinsider.comedycentral.com) (15)


Wed January 25, 2012
(TheSpec.com) Obvious Civil liberties professor says maybe, just maybe, the BBQ restaurant owner with signs saying he doesn't serve halal or Korean duck is making fun of kneejerk multiculturalism, and is not necessarily a racist monster  (thespec.com) (212)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Scientists say falling asleep right after sex is a sign you're deeply in love. Best. Wingmen. Ever  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Fire at NJ professor's home reveals cache of child porn. Police now investigating whether fire was started on orders from a giant anthropomorphic rabbit  (news.yahoo.com) (148)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Interesting Nukes? I'm pretty sure a ragtag troop of BP workers is all we need. Thanks, but no thanks  (desmoinesregister.com) (24)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary At your university, professors have minor spats about academic matters. At Oxford University, they just straight up murder their rivals  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Couple walking on the beach capture the Loch Ness babby  (blogs.palmbeachpost.com) (27)


Fri January 06, 2012
(UPI) Obvious Researchers take time out from trying to prove water is wet, fire hot, by discovering people prefer their dates to be attractive  (upi.com) (10)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists mystified as babies keep getting bigger and longer. IT'S CALLED "GROWING UP", DUMBASSES  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)


Fri December 02, 2011
(The Daily Show) Hero The Daily Show reports on the Secret Fed Loans given to banks but were NOT disclosed to Congress, totaling 7.7 trillion dolla... OMG PROFESSOR BUTTERSCOTCH  (thedailyshow.com) (203)
(Globe and Mail) Amusing Canadian professor who hasn't lived in Italy for 28 years surprised when newspapers start reporting he's the country's new agriculture minister  (theglobeandmail.com) (17)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Economics professor asks 180 students to write an essay on the American dream. 8 of 10 expect someone else to pay for it. Welcome to Generation Gimme  (michaelgraham.com) (172)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Denver Post) Spiffy Legalizing medical marijuana leads to a 12% drop in alcohol related fatal car crashes  (denverpost.com) (127)


Sun November 13, 2011
(SacBee) Weird Psychology professor walks out of class because students didn't bring snacks. He sounds fat  (sacbee.com) (113)


Tue November 08, 2011
(AL.com) Interesting Scientist explores a theory that tornadoes may be attracted to specific land characteristics like ridges, hills, and trailer parks  (blog.al.com) (67)


Fri October 28, 2011
(AZCentral) Dumbass In hindsight, University concedes statements about professor, 'He talked about shooting students, which was disturbing, and implied that he was drunk and high every other day' were troublesome  (azcentral.com) (67)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Mizzoulian) Obvious No matter how much camouflage, fox urine, face paint and stealth you use, every animal in the forest knows your fat ass is coming from miles away  (missoulian.com) (74)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Fox News) Scary Do you use Skype? "Evil computer nerds" may be hunting you as we speak  (foxnews.com) (17)


Mon October 24, 2011
(BBC) Unlikely "Anonymous philanthropist" gives Dutch scientist $400,000 to make a hamburger from petri dish grown pork. No word on whether he gets fries and mayo with his McNasty value meal  (bbc.co.uk) (49)

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