Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Bunny)		Musical on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith will premiere in 2011. Producers anticipate it will take at least nine months to find the right woman who is fat, desperate, and coked out of her mind  (digitalspy.com)	(24)

"24" has finally RUN OUT OF TIME  (weblogs.variety.com)

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Oscar producers scrambling to defend their exclusion of Farrah Fawcett from the remembrance montage, saying it was "impossible" to pay tribute to the late star  (contactmusic.com)

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"Lost" producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse use Twitter to fire back at critics of their show. And, just like in their scripts, their rebuttals make no sense and go off on several tangents  (io9.com)

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Oscar producers urge viewers to tune in early or they could miss out on important sequences like who wins the award for Best Key Grip for a Documentary Short involving Parisian squirrels who ride bikes  (news.yahoo.com)

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Breaking News: news producers break into newscast with each other's heads  (huffingtonpost.com)

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American Idol hopeful finds herself in the hospital, most likely from the shame of being on American Idol  (contactmusic.com)

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Hollywood's most prestigious trade paper dumps negative review of some movie you've never heard of, but whose producers paid them $400,000 for less variety than that  (chud.com)

(6)

The Apology Locker  (goldderby.latimes.com)

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Physicist calls on Hollywood to tone down the fanciful science in movies and restrict themselves to just one scientific flaw per film. Also have intermissions every 12 parsecs so people can use the restroom    (news.bbc.co.uk)

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		Warner Brothers is slowly taking control of Hollywood  (cinematical.com)	(38)
(Some Bankrupt Californian)		New from the producers of the "Pay to Use 911" tax, the "Pay to Clean Up Your Crash" tax  (capitolweekly.net)	(41)

After taking on booze, pills and Darth Vader, Carrie Fisher leads a rebellion against the stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking producer of her hit Broadway show  (nypost.com)

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Oscar winners, be advised: the Academy will be limiting you to 45 seconds of tears, pointless rambling, climbing over the audience, one-handed pushups, and declarations of love for your siblings. Make it count  (guardian.co.uk)

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(Some Karma Chameleon)

Boy George has returned to the studio to record a new album, and he's brought along producer Mark Ronson. So there's a chance this CD will be quite good  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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(Digitalspy)

Heather Mills wants to produce a TV show about people with disabilities. Guess she hasn't heard Jersey Shore's coming back for a second season    (digitalspy.co.uk)

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Hayden Panettiere reveals she's been working on recording an album for three years. She must have had the producers and writers of Heroes helping her out  (nowmagazine.co.uk)

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Chinese officials get their feathers ruffled and cry fowl because US is dumping chicken feet and wings for poultry sums of money. US producers eggstatic, believing that the beak shall inherit the earth  (news.yahoo.com)

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Producers of "Avatar" complain that their motion-capture alien stars were snubbed for Best Actor and Actress nominations  (news.yahoo.com)

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Obama to cut farm subsidies, threatening one of three remaining bastions of communism in the Western hemisphere, the others being Cuba and the Pennsylvania liquor system    (desmoinesregister.com)

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(WinSuperSite)

Programmer alleges that Apple innovated on his award-winning Mac book-reading app to produce iBooks. Steve Jobs innovatingly hired away all his designers and coders and copied all his bookshelf graphics without paying him  (community.winsupersite.com)

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(Christwire)

What every parent should know about Glee  (christwire.org)

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American Idol introduces Chicago by showing video of contestants swearing at the producers. Fark: The contestants were from Orlando  (chicagobreakingnews.com)

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Love: giving her flowers. True love: cleaning the house while she gets a massage with friends. Let It Go, Man, She's Gone: Googling her name 40,000 times, breaking into her car, getting sent to jail  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Lost producers say that they knew what the final scene of the show would be back in season 1  (nj.com)

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Producers say there's no way Walt Disney will just let "Lost" end this year. "We just made a commitment to this group of characters whose stories are coming to a conclusion this May"  (popwatch.ew.com)

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		"Avatar gets mixed praise from paraplegics." Producers vow to work harder, hope for a standing ovation next time  (abcnews.go.com)	(40)
		Man who posed as MTV producer to have sex with boys gets 55 years in prison. He'll soon be starring in such prison shows as MTV Plugged and The Holes  (suntimes.com)	(70)

Producers Guild of America has unveiled their nominations for Best Picture...and Star Trek is on the list  (variety.com)

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(Some Guy)

Local food isn't always better, the rainforest is a man-made creation, large farms are good for the enviroment, and other eco-myths debunked  (mnn.com)

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(Broadway World)

"A Streetcar Named Desire" musical may be headed to Broadway. Simpsons did it  (broadwayworld.com)

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Caller dials 911 to report a screaming woman being dragged through a parking lot. In front of a camera crew, several stagehands, extras, a director, two producers, and a key grip  (wcco.com)

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		Photoshop these pollen producers  (spiegel.de)	(15)
(NME)		Pete Doherty's band Babyshambles will release a new album and go on tour next year. World's heroin, cocaine, and meth producers ramp up production    (nme.com)	(9)

BBC angrily pulls shows off air after discovering that producers passed fake scenes off as real, saying that behaviour might be acceptable in climate change research but daytime television has higher standards than that    (dailymail.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

Scalding debate on unpasteurized milk's safety goes back decades, resulting in raw feelings, legal action aimed at spoiling producers' business  (news-leader.com)

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(Some Guy)

Meet the multi-colored rainbow spider, which produces a spectacular array of colors to attract a mate. People who get the heebie-jeebies from spiders need to stay the hell out of this one (pic)  (mailonsunday.co.uk)

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Producers Guild of America bestows their highest award on Joss Whedon...for his work outside of television  (io9.com)

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(Some Guy)

The most staggering statistic of all is that just 16 of the world's largest ships can produce as much sulphur pollution as all the world's cars  (mailonsunday.co.uk)

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(FarmAndDairy)

Opportunities exist for beef, dairy producers to utilize damaged corn. Subby is sure milking the corn today  (farmanddairy.com)

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		Raw milk producer waits for ruling. Hopes for bovine intervention    (torontosun.com)	(178)
		"What's really depressing to me about TV isn't so much that we haven't seen another Wire-quality show as it is that we haven't even seen a serious effort to produce another show that'd be as good. "  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(221)