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Headlines matching 'process'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Some Guy) Hero Researchers develop way to scan liquids that may allow travelers to carry on enough vodka to relieve the stress of the TSA screening, Southwest boarding process  (physicsworld.com) (104)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Passenger thwarted in his attempt to speed up the Southwest Airlines boarding process  (wbaltv.com) (20)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Comedian from popular, news-savvy TV show launches Presidential campaign to expose foibles of the political process. No, we're not talking about Stephen Colbert. Come upon my lawn and let me tell you about Pat Paulsen  (rollingstone.com) (67)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Fox Sports) Amusing Camel picks next Super Bowl winner. Subby thinks they should extend this to the GOP nomination process  (msn.foxsports.com) (13)


Wed January 18, 2012
(TechnologyReview) Interesting Researchers begin application process on a new material that converts heat into electricity. Initial plans are to slather it on Sofia Vergara and light up the lower half of Manhattan  (technologyreview.com) (28)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Unlike the old days, votes can now be bought wholesale. The new process is much more streamlined and efficient than the old methods  (washingtonpost.com) (52)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Sun Journal (Maine)) Dumbass Man calls police to report that someone tried to break into his garage... to steal his marijuana. "Police seized about 25 pot plants, several of them fully matured, and about 14 ounces of processed marijuana"  (sunjournal.com) (69)


Sun January 08, 2012
(YouTube) Video Norwegian reality show challenges blondes to change the processor in their hard drive. IT consultants' head explodes  (youtube.com) (234)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Gamers in the process of a 3 day Sonic the Hedgehog marathon for charity. Check them out and throw some cash towards a good cause  (gamingchronicles.com) (93)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Buffalo News) Weird City randomly demolishes man's house without any notice or due process, then bills him $40k for the privilege. Then it gets weird  (buffalonews.com) (96)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Best Korea photoshopped Dear Leader's funeral procession  (news.yahoo.com) (114)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Gizmodo) Cool Scientists invent painless dental filling process which uses a plasma toothbrush to do it in less than 30 seconds. It will arrive in 2013 If you're terrified by dentists, today is an awesome day  (gizmodo.com) (144)


Thu December 15, 2011
(NPR) Followup No, Obama did not j/k on his promise to veto the defense bill if it included language to incarcerate without due process. Language of the bill was changed to exempt US citizens before being signed  (npr.org) (259)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary "It's not enough just to be alleged to be a terrorist. That's part of what due process is -- deciding, are you a terrorist?" - Rand Paul (B-roken Clock)  (huffingtonpost.com) (186)


Sat December 03, 2011
(YouTube) Dumbass Maybe next time this dipshiat will bayonet his junk instead of his $$$ flatscreen TV, and spare future generations in the process (profanity)  (youtube.com) (36)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Please welcome the two newest elements to the Periodic Table: Livermorium and Flerovium. Flavinglavinium, Professorfrinkanium, Glavinflavinanium still awaiting approval process  (news.yahoo.com) (89)
(Yahoo) Interesting Ticketmaster to repay for profiting off of process fees, but will probably charge you a inconvenience charge in the process  (finance.yahoo.com) (34)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Good news: Scientists may have found a legitimate way to significantly slow the aging process. Bad News: It won't help much until they find that cure for cancer we're always talking about  (nytimes.com) (13)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary "If social workers and judges can take your child away without due process, the Constitution is nothing more than a piece of paper the powerful can continue to ignore with impunity"  (washingtonexaminer.com) (316)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Daily Kos) Obvious Some patriot who is clearly solely interested in the democratic process just took out the "Recall Walker" website with a DDOS attack  (dailykos.com) (113)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Metro) Cool Don't profess to obsess or possess distress in excess about egress over duress, Burress made progress in the process and will confess that he'll impress the Jets with finesse and success  (metro.us) (22)


Sat November 12, 2011
(CBC) Sad 17 dead when minibus plunges off cliff during funeral procession, some comfort given that the death toll could've been greater if it was the lead car  (cbc.ca) (25)
(Denver Post) Dumbass Half-naked hiker rescued while out on the trails, biting rescuer in the process. Why yes, mushrooms were involved  (denverpost.com) (26)


Wed November 09, 2011
(ABC) Sad "Family Circus" cartoonist Bil Keane dead at 89. Funeral procession to pass through schoolyard, neighbor's lawn, baseball diamond, train tracks, and abandoned factory  (abcnews.go.com) (399)
(PCWorld) Spiffy How fast is the world's fastest computer? It completely smashes the processing power of the world's second- through eight-fastest supercomputers...combined   (pcworld.com) (97)


Thu November 03, 2011
(IndyStar) Obvious In an extremely shocking bit of news, Peyton Manning says his healing process is 'going slow'  (indystar.com) (74)


Thu October 20, 2011
(BBC) Sad Bad: Your sister is murdered. Cool: You set up a charity walk in her memory: Fark: You get gangrene in the process and have part of your leg amputated  (bbc.co.uk) (31)


Mon October 17, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool What happens when a whale dies? Obviously, it turns into starfish food, but you've never seen the process of whale death interpreted more beautifully  (iheartchaos.com) (24)


Sat October 15, 2011
(MSNBC) Spiffy Little girl loses teddy bear that stands in for her dad while he is deployed overseas. Highway workers find the bear and return it, raising a lot of dust in the process  (msnbc.msn.com) (41)

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