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Fri March 19, 2010
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(ABC News) Fail Burglar exhibits efficient time management, breaking into store and using its computer to try and sell the items he was in the process of stealing...all from his own MySpace account  (abcnews.go.com) (15)

Sun March 14, 2010
(Green Bay Packers) Spiffy Überfan sells own blood so he can afford Packers tickets, unwittingly saving his own life in the process  (packers.com) (24)

Thu March 11, 2010
(Some Guy) Sad Good news, victims of Agent Orange. The VA has a new initiative to solicit input on a proposed fast-track claims process for exposure during Vietnam. You'll be long dead before this ever happens, but hey  (govtech.com) (62)

Thu March 04, 2010
(Washington Examiner) Fail President Obama, meet Senator Obama on reconciliation: "Under the rules, the reconciliation process does not permit that debate. Reconciliation is therefore the wrong place for policy changes"  (washingtonexaminer.com) (274)

Sun February 28, 2010
(Daily Mail) Interesting There is now a formula that determines the optimal time to begin the process of hating the one you love  (dailymail.co.uk) (74)

Fri February 26, 2010
(Daily Kos) Asinine Senate votes in favor of extending unemployment benefits. Just kidding, Jim Bunning (R-KY) holds up the process, tells his Democratic colleagues "tough shiat" and complains about missing a basketball game  (dailykos.com) (131)

Wed February 24, 2010
(Breitbart.tv) Fail NEWS: Obama declares that using the 51 vote "Reconcilliation" budget process to be "Against the founders intent" and "Arrogant". Same old Same old: In 2005, before he wanted to use it for health care  (breitbart.tv) (252)

Tue February 23, 2010
(Japan Times) Obvious Obama starts process of bringing Japan's bullet-train system to America, based on fact that it's tried-and-true technology, has never crashed, and is greener than cars. "U.S. bullet trains would probably require larger seats"  (search.japantimes.co.jp) (357)

Sun February 21, 2010
(The New York Times) Spiffy Women passes away at 93 leaving 15 children, 200 grandchildren and 2000 great-grandchildren. Funeral procession to be one hearse and 317 Suvs  T-Shirt  (nytimes.com) (215)

Wed February 17, 2010
(CNN) Unlikely "We don't want people interfering with the process, because that's not American."  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (87)

Sat February 13, 2010
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Dan Quayle proves that he's still Dan Quayle: "51 votes in the House and 51 votes in the Senate. That is not what our Founding Fathers had in mind. That is not the constitutional process"  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (205)

Sun February 07, 2010
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Man, in the process of being arrested for stabbing his stepson in the neck, begs police for the chance to finish his pie. "My pie's sitting on the ground. I just paid for that."  (3news.co.nz) (53)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Slashdot) Cool IBM: Our new processors will operate at *pinky to mouth* one-hundred BILLION hertz  (hardware.slashdot.org) (63)
(Contact Music) Silly Guys, next time you get mad at your woman for taking so long to put on her makeup, be thankful she doesn't get up at 3AM to start the whole process like Dolly Parton  (contactmusic.com) (66)

Tue February 02, 2010
(CBC) Amusing Canadian Premier going to U.S. for heart surgery. So much for socialized medicine, eh?  (cbc.ca) (296)

Tue January 19, 2010
(Some Guy) Silly More and more couples are seeking therapy because one of them is going green. "The danger arises when one partner undergoes an environmental 'waking up' process way before the other, leaving a new values gap between them"  (mnn.com) (322)

Thu January 07, 2010
(Some Guy) Interesting Right handers are more likely to sit to the right of the movie theater screen to optimize the processing  (bps-research-digest.blogspot.com) (74)

Wed January 06, 2010
(Boston Herald) Followup Lawyer cries "bigotry" after public fails to show sympathy for sterilized welfare mom client  (bostonherald.com) (862)

Wed December 23, 2009
(National Review) Fail NRO has finally gone too far - they have insulted Jean Luc Picard: "[TNG's] messages are unabashedly liberal ones of the early post-Cold War era - peace, tolerance, due process, progress." And they mean that in a bad way  (corner.nationalreview.com) (500)

Tue December 15, 2009
(LA Times) Ironic Think you have cancer? Get a CT scan. Just be careful not to get cancer in the process  (latimes.com) (67)

Fri December 11, 2009
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting 'Frack' process to unlock fuel raises environmental concerns, possibility of Cylon attack  (chron.com) (45)

Mon December 07, 2009
(AlterNet) Obvious The six scariest processed foods the world has ever seen, or as they are known in America, 'lunch'  (alternet.org) (535)

Sat December 05, 2009
(Bicycling.com) Cool This guy lost 331 pounds by getting his ginormous ass onto a bike, breaking a few in the process. It's a slideshow, but clicking your mouse is probably the most exercise you're going to get today  (bicycling.com) (188)

Fri December 04, 2009
(Washington Post) Scary What can we do to create 15 million jobs, when we don't want to sell anything bought or processed, buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed?  (washingtonpost.com) (60)

Thu December 03, 2009
(C|Net) Cool Get ready to have a geekasm. Intel has just demonstrated a fully programmable 48-core processor  (news.cnet.com) (134)

Thu November 26, 2009
(wpri.com) Interesting Family raises money for turkey's cataract surgery, even though the procedure will cost more than a poultry sum  (wpri.com) (17)

Mon November 23, 2009
(UPI) Obvious Doctors say rarely-performed "hemicorporectomy" procedure can add years to life of those who need it. But you'd be half the man you used to be  (upi.com) (145)

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