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500 headlines found matching 'pro'
Tue July 28, 2015
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Major archaeological find at the site of the Jamestown colony suggests that the founder of the first Protestant church in North America may actually have been a secret Catholic. Dammit, Archer
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Farker Meet-up TOMORROW (7/29), 6:30-?, Santa Monica
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(9)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The term "fascist" may be the most over-used and incorrectly-applied epithet in all of politics, however a close look at the statements and proposed policies of Donald "Il Douchey" Trump, shows he might actually qualify as one
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(51)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Apparently "Operation: Governor Curtis" is progressing on schedule and according to plan. Muahahahaaaaa
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(107)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The customer service hall of shame results are in, and while you can probably guess all 10 companies on it, can you guess the correct order?
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(77)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Problem: There's a car parked across the bike lane. Solution: Lift it out of the way
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(14)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New time-symmetric formulation of quantum theory provides new understanding of causality and free choice. Duh
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(10)
 
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Local politician repaints town's faded crosswalks on his own with his own money, will be charged with defacing public property because we can't have nice things
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(66)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Sanford treasure hunters find $1 million in pirate gold, though Lamont will probably blow it all on one of his crazy schemes, the big dummy
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(57)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines reports 2Q record profit of $1.2 billion. Company attributes success to more efficient booking, fewer passengers frills, fuel savings from not having any planes take off over the past three months
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(16)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
To protest in-person the unveiling of the Satanic Temple's Baphomet statue you had to jump through several hoops, the last one being "sign your soul over to Satan." Checkmate, protesters
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(210)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Greek finance minister has solution to financial problems: hack own ministry's systems and create separate economy
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(38)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Normal swimwear will not adequately protect against forced water entry into rectum or vagina"
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(33)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You're never going to get that big promotion once it's discovered you spent $476,000 tipping online strippers using company funds
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(32)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Subby's friend is trying to create the first non-profit brewery in Washington State, could use some help
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(6)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Kent Hrbek approves
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(60)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
1) Drive to work behind armored car. 2) Armored car door opens spilling cash out on road. 3) Profit
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(48)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The problem with being born rich and being handed everything is you never have to work hard for anything
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(67)
 
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
The 1975 Camaro is the reason your creative writing professor hates V8s
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(106)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
World's largest ice cream cone unveiled in Norway, promptly causing brain-freeze for 9,000 people
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(6)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson admits he's puzzled as to why God failed to smite the US Supreme Court after they handed down their decision in Roe v. Wade. Maybe God was worried people would see it as a disapproval of US v. FL East Coast Railway instead
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian bombers approach U.S. airspace to wish fighter pilots a happy Independence Day, turn tail once fighters offer to help Russians celebrate a Mayday
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(125)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia to boost their Arctic naval presence in order to protect their access to strategic penguin reserves
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"But let's recall [Hillary Clinton] is running for the presidency of the United States. The bar for that must be more than "didn't do enough to justify prosecution." For starters, she has misled the American people over and over again"
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(301)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The London Underground's worst serial killer probably shoved eighteen people to their deaths. Surely that makes him the best London Underground serial killer
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you said "Three weeks" when guessing how long the Chinese government could prop up their stock market, step up and claim your prize
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Athlete proves that he's other-worldly after completing an incomprehensible 50/50/50 world record .... 50 triathlons. 50 states. 50 days. Meet James Lawrence, your new Iron Cowboy
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(51)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police have been called after a senior British Parliamentarian was pictured snorting cocaine with two prostitutes and pleasuring himself. Authorities have confirmed he is a high wanking official
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(86)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I didn't realize his arm was cut off until probably a minute or two into the conversation"
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's first specific policy proposal is... solar panels. Millions and millions of solar panels
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Sun July 26, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A day after getting no hit by the lowly Phillies, the Chicago Cubs are proving that they are playing in late season form. Book it, done
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(13)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police threaten to shut down concert if artist with outstanding warrants appears. Artist appears via hologram. Police shut down concert. No word on whether the hologram is free on bail or is being held until the MCP can spare a few processor cycles
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: proof that most Farkers are farking geniuses
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(89)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
"Anyone unwilling to engage in productive, open, mutually critical conversations with people they disagree with under the moral protection of liberalism and social justice...are not social justice advocates...they are social justice bullies"
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(766)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to the Harvard Sports Analysis Collective, here is the probability of each team making the playoffs. The Miami Dolphins are at 77%...WAIT WAIT WHAT????
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(46)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
By 2050, global warming may make carbon dating impossible, which means that you won't have any way to actually prove the Earth is more than 6,000 years old. Checkmate, evolutards
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(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to study from Royal British Romero Institute, people who check their health symptoms via online and mobile apps often misdiagnose problems. For serious symptoms, "don't waste your time surfing, call 911"
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The show "Deadliest Catch" is starting to live up to its name as the man suspected of killing a producer on the show has apparently killed himself as well
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(37)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Fifty years after Bob Dylan went electric and improved his music for the best at Newport Folk Festival, his iconic guitar has finally returned "home" to the festival
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(31)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Impromptu Fark party on I-90 near Buffalo
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(24)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Town council proposes dressing cows in high visibility jackets and flashing lights for health and safety. Farmers say it's udder nonsense
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(33)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
A Pinellas County Environmental official warns a man about keeping the BBQ aroma on his own property (w/video)
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(133)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Finally, a flying car the Jetsons would be proud to fly
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(49)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The FDA has approved a new cholesterol drug, and it will cost you only $14,600 a year
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(38)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know what they say: Those who stand on glass roofs, probably shouldn't be standing on glass roofs
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(40)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
When your prostitution ring involves using eel blood to fake virginity in order to lure in customers you're already through the looking glass of depravity
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he will "change his tone" as President. If elected he promises to go from apoplectic to just rabid
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
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Father finds out his son is a bully ... So he puts him in the ring with a pro boxer
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(59)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Congress's productivity is on the rise. Mostly because with half of them running for President, the other half finally gets a chance to actually get something done
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(15)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi to stop making cars in the United States as it will become the first car company to stop production there and in Europe
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
NYT: Upon further review and consultation with, uh, people, the criminal inquiry of Hillary's email accounts isn't really a criminal probe it's more of a, uh, "just asking" kind of thing. Yeah. Just asking. That's the ticket
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Anime nerds trying to Google bomb ISIS. "Her name is ISIS-chan. And she's how nerds around the world are trying to silence violent ISIS terrorist propaganda"
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(58)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you're thinking the produce you're getting from California is tasting oily and has a shine to it, you're probably not far off
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(34)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Apparently there were only two things these promotional models were evaluated on before being hired
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(20)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro video game league to randomly drug test its 'athletes', because drugs certainly enhance their video-game playing abilities
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon stock soars after mistakenly making a profit
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(31)
 
(Blackmore Vale Magazine)
 
 
 
Girl with terminal illness won't live long enough to enjoy her end of school prom, so school holds one a year early
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(60)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner tells her critics that she has just graduated high school. Kim Kardashian reveals that she graduated 16 years ago under the government program Children With a Huge Behind
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(55)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy has 99 problems, and it appears that they are all in fact... female
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(43)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Archer from the Knights Templar signs up to protect armed forces recruiting center after Chattanooga shootings
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(116)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Think you have problems with the snakes on your planes, your trains, your cars? Do you have the problem this family has in their yard?
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(59)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin has a problem with Marvel movies, and it's not because they don't kill off every other character
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(87)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, workers: The 8-hour, 9-5 workday is about to be completely extinct, which means you'll finally be free to become even more productive across 9,10, 11 hour days -- hell, as many hours as your boss needs
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(148)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why Progressives shouldn't support Bernie" Because you've been given your choice, citizen. You cannot change the rules of the game. OBEY
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(208)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For the fourth time Tom Cruise will be starring in The Proposal
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(41)
 
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Having solved all the world's problems, we are left to wonder if there are just too many games on Steam
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(106)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Campbell Soup says 2015 profit outlook is mmm mmm good
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(9)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A fundraiser for the Baltimore cops who are on trial for having a black man die in their custody is probably not the place to perform an Al Jolson musical routine...in blackface
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(137)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service rules prohibit it from selling interesting products that people are excited about buying
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(26)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dark procession
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(14)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
IRS hits Marvel with the 1040 Splash and gets the $16M count to secure the victory before cutting a promo and leaving through the crowd
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(42)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A second video claiming that Planned Parenthood profits off the sale of aborted fetuses would be a smidgen more convincing if they had edited out the part where the PP rep refuses to accept a higher offer
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(252)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
IndyCar adds new rule that will penalize drivers for daring to say something bad about The Product™, say they got the idea after watching NASCAR's ratings tank after they made their drivers into soulless sponsor-shilling automatons
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(24)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Signs point to an all out media war between Billionaires Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump. The projected winner is of course: "all of the rest of humanity"
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(63)
 
(The American Interest)
 
 
 
Unlike her progressive challengers, Hillary takes a firm and principled stand that bank lives matter
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(33)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas officials admit the Sandra Bland video was not their best effort, and they're working hard on a properly edited version
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(254)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
For those of you who hate drones, you should probably know that we keep taking out Al Qaeda leaders like we take out recycling
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So just exactly what went wrong in the failed SpaceX CRS-7 mission? This guy explains it using Kerbal Space Program (spoiler: it was struts)
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(79)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy couple walk into ocean with homemade shark cages that would probably only be effective against sharknandos
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(35)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Cat-ear headphones will soon be a thing, just you wait cool cats. (prototype shown for the first time)
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(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
FTC hacks into Lifelock's claim of protecting against identity theft
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(12)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
First proper trailer for SPECTRE, in which 007 flips a switch tape-labeled "Backfire" and his snazzy car does just that
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(92)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California refineries have been at 20% capacity causing a sharp rise in gasoline prices. On an unrelated note, California refineries gross profit has doubled
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(49)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Let's look to Sweden to see how school voucher programs are working for them
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(58)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Leprosy? In MY armadillo? It's more likely than you think
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(38)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(Space Exploration News)
 
 
 
Here is the best picture of a comet on an approach to Mars you'll see all day
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(24)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Star Wars "didn't approve, participate in or condone the inappropriate use of our characters in this manner". Surprisingly this article is not about Episode I "The Phantom Menace"
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(91)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kit Harrington MIGHT have arrived in Belfast POSSIBLY to join the cast of Game of Thrones for Season 6. MAYBE. Meh, probably not
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(67)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
With shows like Doctor Who, Eastenders, and Strictly Come Dancing, BBC programming is more popular than it's ever been. So, of course, the British government thinks this is a bad thing
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(85)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Delta moves to capitalize on its recent run of improved performance and passenger satisfaction by making its SkyMiles program about as transparent as a politician's financial statement
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(20)
 
(Red Dirt Report)
 
 
 
Fun Fact: one of the tallest pyramids in the world in the world is a Bass Pro Shops megastore in Memphis, Tennessee
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(18)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you bought the best rye whiskey in the country but were upset to learn that the Iowa-made libation was made with out-of-state products, then Templeton Rye owes you $36
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(71)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats: Oh shiat, the populace is pissed. Quick, argue for some banking regulation. We gotta protect our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen. Harrumph, harrumph
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
True American provides video proof that Jade Helm is going down in Texas. "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes?"
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(188)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadian professor may be looking for work after saying instead of hanging rainbow flags, we should hang gays. Gays world wide respond, "Oh, we are quite hung, thank you very much"
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(67)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh takes a break from proclaiming Bill Cosby America's last true gentlemen to defend Donnie Trump for his remarks on an American war hero and dodging the draft
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Mon July 20, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The former mayor of Harrisburg, PA has 499 problems and a criminal charge is every one
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(45)
 
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
With all of the high-profile cyberattacks coming every single week lately, some people are finding a way to profit from it legally
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FoxNews, ever the incubator of novel ideas for solving the big problems of the day, offers an approach to reduce shark bites worldwide: Kill all the sharks
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(130)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This might shock you, but the Facebook account of the guy who organized the "Counter Jade Helm" group is full of racist, violent, extremely profane rants full of fantasies about shooting "commies" and "90% of useless farking Americans"
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(258)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At least one bank has now been prosecuted for their role in the 2008 financial crisis. I mean sure, it was a tiny bank trying to do the right thing, and the jury cleared them on all 80 counts, but hey
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(54)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Crows are jerks. Here's all the proof you'll ever need
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(118)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Are 'fossils and prehistoric tools' found in NASA images proof of life on Mars? Without even reading the article, I'm going to go ahead and say 'They're not' and 'No'
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(22)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The Republican primary has ceased to be a proving ground for presidential candidates and has become an audition for conservative media stardom
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(82)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can Jordan Spieth go 3 for 3 in majors? Can an amateur hold off the pros on the Old Course? Who will take the Claret Jug at the final round of the Open Championship, coverage begins at 6am ET on ESPN (a bit later in the UK on BBC One)
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(380)
 
(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
We interrupt your normal programming on the California Drought to bring you this story of a bridge on I-10 near Palm Springs being washed away in a flood
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(125)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that Tequila does make you invincible: Man is run over by freight train, gets up uninjured and yes ... is still drunk
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(59)
 
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Passengers who own both an iPhone and an Apple Watch charged double fares with Apple Pay in London Underground. None were bothered, as people who buy Apple products are used to overpaying
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(38)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Alex Rocco dead, probably not from being shot in the eye while getting a rubdown
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(35)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Probably the best road rage takedown you'll watch this week. Tag is for rager
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(196)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Execution delayed because the prosecution misled the jury about DNA evidence. The jury was told that the chances it was not the Defendant was one in 43 sextillion, but the odds were really only one in 40 sextillion
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(89)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two volunteers intent on protecting sea turtle nests were confronted by a man saying he dislikes turtles and turtle volunteers. The man then shot one of the turtle lovers and walked away, muttering something about the Foot Clan
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(112)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Inside the mind of a Trump donor: "I was probably drunk"
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(86)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Navy seeks to combat the problem of sluggish seamen. Naturally, some people have a problem with this
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(159)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian Mohawks plan to fight federal government over cherished Canadian institution of cheap reserve smokes: "This is our own product. We'd like to know where in history we gave up the right to conduct business and trade with that specific product"
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Jersey bill proposes a lottery to pay off student college loan debt. Although winning the lottery is already the strategy for most students thinking of ever buying a home
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(37)
 
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Liverpool library patrons borrow all the crime books at library to protest cuts to library budget. City mayor: "It is a shame they didn't check out some Economic books"
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Sat July 18, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Ku Klux Klan promised a peaceful rally in support of the Confederate flag at the SC statehouse today. Let's see how that turned out
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(508)
 
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
It seems failing a lie detector on a Jerry Springer spin-off now constitutes probable cause for arrest
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(77)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ghost airport to be sold to Chinese investors, unless a group of kids and their dogs can prove the ghosts were faked by Old Man Johnson in order to drive the price down
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(9)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Students at University of Central Florida prove that not every story with the Florida tag is a negative one
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(12)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to calculate the tuition of a fictional school, it might be a good idea to actually ask the author that created it what it might be. Especially if it's JK Rowling
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(32)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How good is Jordan Spieth? His caddy has made $867,000 this year, or more than 159 PGA touring pros
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(16)
 
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Problem: 60% of test-takers are failing the new Florida written driver's license exam. Solution: Make the test easier. That should solve everything
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(120)
 
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Shoplifting protip: When running away from security guards, always remember that the first level of a parking garage isn't necessarily on the ground
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(27)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
So, its turns out that if you cover your property in Confederate Heritage of Love Flags after a mass shooting, your probation officer will find a way to violate your probation for being a dick
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
California drought is now called the most prolonged dry spell in the state other than the Los Angeles Clippers
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is a vintage entirely beyond the usual euphemisms of the wine-tasting brigade. 'Jejeune' or 'feisty' does not come close. The professionals who have tried it thus far have described it simply as 'undrinkable.'
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(Newsworks)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're a state senator and protesters picket your home after your legislation leads to a woman's brutal murder? Have the city council ban protests
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Working long hours? It's probably because you don't know how to say "no", not because of anything silly like not being able to make ends meet
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Fri July 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Non-profit status of group responsible for birthing Planned Parenthood sting video may be aborted
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(149)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Electrolux: Sorry, but our profits do not suck
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(16)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In case the medical procedures are not completely clear, Doctor, a gynecological exam requires consent and should not be performed in a grocery store
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The first injury caused by an accident with a self driving car is a fact, proving once and for all that human drivers are better
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(83)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Dear Climate Change Deniers: Science has irrevocably proven that 2014 was the hottest year on record, both on land and sea. So shut up already
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(535)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
7 questions to ask your parents before they die. "How soon will I get the money?", still not appropriate
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former congressman spends more than $1M from campaign fund to pay lawyers during federal probe into his spending habits. BRILLIANT
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(18)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
When you're buying anti-freeze at the local automotive parts store, you probably shouldn't tell the cashier you need it to poison a vicious dog in your neighborhood
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(98)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Baby saved from scorching car by a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A five-year-old Dark Knight
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(56)
 
(TruthDig)
 
 
 
Let's cut to the chase: "The US is peculiarly prone to mass killings by people armed with semi-automatic weapons. There is no good reason for ordinary citizens to own military-style weapons, and they pose a threat to American national security"
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(373)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Governor Walker approves Medicaid expansion over GOP opposition
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(26)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
ABC affiliate KMGH will run its first advertisement for a legal marijuana company in the next week, because Jimmy Kimmel is probably funnier after a couple bong hits
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Thu July 16, 2015
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Cardinals S Tyrann Mathieu promotes animal safety in PETA ad by sitting in a hot car with the windows closed; he could only go 4 minutes until he had to get out
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(31)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy discovers new species of box jellyfish in Australia. The real news is that it won't kill you. Probably
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(26)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Apparently MAD MAX: Fury Road is so metal it took the combined forces of two bands to make a song for the Japanese soundtrack. No word on how many cans of silver paint were used during the recording process
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(58)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Software company accuses Ford of stealing its proprietary 'halt execution and emit smoke' technology
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(27)
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Pros for being tall; able to reach the top shelf, picked first to play basketball, better view at concerts. Cons: harder to steal a car
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(30)
 
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
In the US the politicans get votes by promising to lower taxes and balance the budget. In Bacolod, they promise false teeth, diapers, and Viagra
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
All that smoke blanketing North America from massive forest fires turns out to be great for farmers: "Almost like a greenhouse effect, this warm evening and warm day weather really promotes plant growth and development"
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(18)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Sure the New Horizons mission, which sent a space probe on a nine-year 4.67 billion mile journey to the edge our solar system was pricey at $720 million, but to put that in perspective, that is 30% less than the new Vikings stadium is going to run
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Protesters greet Obama with the Confederate Flag. "It's about heritage, not hate," said the citizens of a Oklahoma, which became a state 42 years after the Civil War ended
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(286)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Remember that old PS1 game "Probe to Pluto?" No? Well that's because it's finally being released
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(19)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
In a move surely to mend racial tension, the mayor of Kansas City addresses La Raza, says he's proud of a plummeting white population
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(133)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
The Democrat party's Partisan "investigation" into Scott Walker has been axed by Wisconsin Supreme Court: "the special prosecutor's legal theory is unsupported in either reason or law"
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(139)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman has been arrested for allegedly battering her boyfriend after she used a hidden camera to catch him breaking his promise to stop viewing online pornography
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(130)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple sells 20% of the world's cellphones but makes 92% of the industry profits. Greedy shareholders immediately ask how the other 8% got away
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(62)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite sheriff spends $120,000 on conspiracy probe to get something he could have gotten on cable
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(50)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Walker: What? Nooooo, I didn't mean gays would harm boy scouts. When I said we needed to protect them, I meant from politicians like me, because you can't trust them.....ah crap
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan proclaims fluffy sea slug that resembles bunny rabbit "unbelievably cute," name it Little Miss Sesame
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember that woman who was killed by an illegal immigrant in San Francisco? Turns out her family doesn't like F*ckface von Clownstick using her as a political prop
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(129)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Science says women who douche may be putting phthalates in their hoo-hoos. The discussion may focus on how to pronounce phthalates
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(74)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sure all this wasted produce food could be turned into powder to feed the world's hungry, but one has to think about how addicting it could be
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(69)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
TX Governor Greg Abbott vetoes mental health bill because Xenu would have approved it
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Conspiracy theorists and UFO hunters around the world are salivating today at the thought of new photos of Pluto that can 'prove' aliens are rampant on the dwarf planet's surface"
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(45)
 
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how aerodynamic a GoPro is? Specialized just put one in a wind tunnel
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(20)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Will and Kate will, at some point in the next few years, attempt to seize the unattended throne of France for themselves. What's more, proof of this Royal conspiracy has been in front of our very eyes for years"
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to stop procrastinating forever ... starting tomorrow
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(53)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New kind of material holds heat until you squeeze it, could rewrite thermodynamics and solve planet's energy problems
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(33)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The NY Post devotes three consecutive issues to humiliating one random homeless guy who just happens to live in the Editor-In-Chief's neighborhood. Some NY Post employees have a problem with this
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Tue July 14, 2015
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Welcome to the glorious malware future where even replacing your PC hard drive with a new one doesn't get rid of the problem
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(40)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Now Obama has approved counterfeiting money. WHEN WILL HE STOP
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(72)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
How to turn tomato juice into a rainbow, because you weren't doing anything productive today anyway (w/ vid)
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(11)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brooklyn law school program reimburses 15% of tuition for graduates who can't find work. Objection overruled
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(12)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Calgary breaks out the "Giant Destroyer" to combat its gopher hole problem. Citizens looking forward to safer public green spaces, receiving total consciousness. Which is nice
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(75)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"No sir, nominating a dead man as the driver will not get you out of prosecution for speeding in this court"
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(19)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Uncle Vlad signals his approval of the new Iran nuclear deal. Uh, maybe we should go back and read the fine print
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Luke: "Yoda, mind if I take my GoPro into battle?" Yoda: "Lulz. Cool as shiat will this be"
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
There are "good reasons" not to shut down pro-anorexia websites
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(88)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Texas A & M Aggies may have a Little problem now
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
College conservatives devise what they think is a clever, funny way of communicating their ideas, and ... well, let's be frank, you can probably guess what that means
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(156)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham attacks Fox News and the Republican National Committee for their lack of a pro-choice debate agenda
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(82)
 
(Zap2It)
 
 
 
Miss Rhode Island, Miss Nevada answer their final questions and show that they are both proud graduates of the Caitlin Upton School of Pageantry. Like such as
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(52)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The person who won the Academy Award as producer of Snowden documentary is trying to find out why she is detained at airports so often
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(71)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California lawmakers debate curbs to forfeiture laws. Are police and prosecutors against it? You bet your assets
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(83)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Grab your freeze-dried astronaut ice cream and popcorn: The countdown to New Horizon's closest approach to Pluto begins here
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(146)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Citing recent security problems, Silicon Valley bigwig calls for the death of Flash. This is not a repeat from 2010
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Formal deal reached on Iranian nuclear program
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(587)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Action figure of Princess Leia in her slave outfit from "Return of the Jedi" that has been sold for the past 32 years has some New Jersey parents furious as they deem it inappropriate for children
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Mon July 13, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The United States (share ticker USA) reported a monthly profit of $51.8 billion, despite the embattled CEO juggling uninformed shareholders and an increasingly fractious board
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(36)
 
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King (R-YouKiddingMe) proposed new legislation in the house: "(C) the States may refuse to be bound by the holding in Obergefell;"
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(120)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Next item to be ruined by our litigious society: attending baseball games as new class action suit charges that MLB doesn't have enough netting to protect fans from foul balls and broken bats
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(42)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Would you like to take a beautiful tour of Spain's Cíes Islands? Let's ask this rude seagull with a stolen GoPro to take us
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(12)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
45 years ago, Houston was informed of a little problem
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(22)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"The night my love life was ruined, it was a romantic, picaresque evening; I thought he was going to finally propose marriage. And then he brought out the anal lube"
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(315)
 
(PC Authority (Australia))
 
 
 
"Few activities one can partake in are as vicious and bloody as a game of Risk, which is why it shouldn't surprise you that HBO has partnered up with Hasbro to produce a Game of Thrones version of the stalwart board game"
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Sun July 12, 2015
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Arizona man serving 15 years in prison is singlehandedly responsible for 78% of the Tucson federal court's civil caseload; a federal judge said he has "abused the legal process egregiously and often"
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(66)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Making money in mobile gaming is not easy. A new report has shown that developers who are not lucky enough to be in the Top 100 iOS games may not have much of a chance in terms of profitability"
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(30)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
By backing Bernie Sanders, Americans have proven they're ready for a Socialist president. Wait, don't we already have one of those?
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(421)
 
(Dodd Frank Update)
 
 
 
Senators re-introduce bill with Glass-Steagall protections. Fark: Senators introducing it are McCain and Warren
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(99)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you really want to eat an oyster properly you need to chew it like a three-day old gumball
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(36)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York unveils new program to track troublesome cops; the program is named ALT + F4
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(45)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fox Brewery to celebrate cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems by releasing Duff beer
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(68)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Yes, hello, 911? I'd like to report some suspicious teenagers selling $10 boxes of candy for an undisclosed nonprofit"
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(84)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Three years of probation and 100 hours of community service seems about right for stealing four guns from a police evidence room and trying to sell one, if you're a sheriff's deputy
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(64)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Court orders Sikh mailman be allowed to deliver mail to Disney World, proving once again though the mountains divide, and the oceans are wide, it's a small world after all
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(132)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The legendary Texas prosecutor and television host of Cold Case Files, Kelly Siegler, who brought down a fellow prosecutor for failing to turn over evidence to the defense, has herself been found to have withheld favorable evidence 35+ times
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(97)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Baldur's Gate expansion underway. Gorion would be proud
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fringe third party presidential candidate proposes one-time 14.25% "Net Worth" tax on the wealthiest 1% to completely wipe out the national debt
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(214)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Go Set a Watchman" portrays a now-72-year-old Atticus Finch as a pro-segregation racist who goes to Klan meetings. I hate sequels
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Fri July 10, 2015
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Melbourne, Australia gave all city trees ID numbers and email addresses so citizens could report problems like dangerous branches. Naturally, dendrophiliac Aussies used them to write pining love letters to their favourite elms
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(53)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Regis Philbin joins Kathie Lee Gifford to co-host a live television program. This is not a repeat from 1985
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(26)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Good question: Does putting a spoon in a bottle of Prosecco actually keep it fizzy overnight? Better question: Who doesn't finish a bottle of Prosecco the same night?
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(49)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Initial draft of Obama's FREE COMMUNITY COLLEGE program estimated to cost $60- $90 billion
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(319)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Wanted man in Piccadilly Gardens probably has figured out by now the it was the hedgehog that did him in after being arrested by police. You see hedgehogs do not like being kept in bags
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Blue hook" stars have less than half the mass of the sun but burn 10 times hotter and are far more luminous. No one has ever been able to explain the stars' unusual properties. Until now
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(12)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Who is this Doctor Proctor, and where did he get the fart powder?
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(11)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sure, China is having problems with their economic meltdown right now, but their real problems are this weekend with three typhoons headed straight for them (one a super typhoon). Here comes the WALLOP
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(76)
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Drunk guy allegedly found naked in hog barn tells police "I just like pigs." And to think, Kermit started his career with such promise and early success. It's sad how things just fall apart
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(22)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I am the Gmail Cyberdyne T800 Anti-Spam Terminator. My neural net processor is the most advanced anti-spam terminator known
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Rat super-brain brings cyborgs closer to reality: 'Brainet' lets rodents sync their thoughts to create a 'living computer' and solve problems collectively"...or something
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Probably one of those laser pointer things. What? It was pointed at a US navy ship? Change the headline to say "Navy ship targeted with laser device" so it sounds really bad
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(38)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't smoke a cigarette in an airplane bathroom, especially if you're in possession of some illegal pills. Bonus protip: If you do smoke a cigarette and get caught, don't make things worse by trying to bribe crew members with $20
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(35)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Scandal-ridden Kevin Johnson hires image fixers...who make things promptly worse
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(14)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Taco Bell testing new food delivery service for people who really need a chalupa, but can't leave their couch. And lets face it, that's a real problem for lots of Taco Bell chalupa eaters
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is what it looks like from the people who are genuinely excited at the prospect of a Donald Trump presidential candidacy
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(297)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Why Japan's gangsters are buying prosthetic pinkies
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(16)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
When robbing a check cashing business, it's probably best to leave your own paystub at home
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(13)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
How to get a bus to stop outside a pub. 1. "Borrow" a bus stop sign. 2. Place it outside the pub in question. 3. Watch in amazement as buses treat it like a proper stop, and it becomes adopted as part of the route. Easy
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(24)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Remember that Elsa cake that everyone slammed for looking ugly, labeling a cake wreck and comparing it to a professional cake? Well, it was made for a critically ill little girl who loved it because it's one of the last things she'll get to enjoy
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(91)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Texas man believes he has the carcass of a chupacabra, proving the old adage "there's a goat sucker born every minute"
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(30)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Yes, lucky you are North Korean citizens, for you have 'competition' in your choice of wireless phone providers now. What kind of bark to chew on, not so much
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(6)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Musician plays national anthem on electric guitar, then is promptly arrested for breach of peace. Police chief says "Out of respect for the national anthem, they let them finish the national anthem,"
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Wed July 08, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Phthalates, chemicals often used in consumer products like soaps, cosmetics, plastic pipes, and shower curtains, are likely part of your microwaved food as well, thanks to leaching from plastic dishes. Yum yum
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(117)
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
The memorial for a bridge that collapsed due to design problems has design problems
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(68)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Both sides now agree Joni Mitchell is making a full recovery, as the sixties counter-insurgent and known anarchist is back to speaking her anti-war propaganda but still won't talk to David Crosby
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(23)
 
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Not news: Trial delayed. OMGWTFKILLITWITHFIRE: Trial delayed because prospective juror has bedbugs
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CA Councilman is REALLY mad that Gays have taken the wholesome symbol of God's promise not to get so homicidally mad at us the next time we farked up, and PERVERTED it into a symbol of love and acceptance
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(119)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Company named after a Nazi sympathizer announces it has removed a statue of Bill Cosby from its properties as it no longer wants to be associated with a guy like that
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(137)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SC representative proposes reasonable amendments to bill to remove Confederate flag, like replacing it with another rebel flag or hanging the US flag upside down. Also holds breath, is getting blue
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(95)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Gov. Brownback issues order protecting religious liberty in KS. Still no cure for Kansas financial cancer
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(126)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says his supporters are cutting up their Macy's cards after the business severed ties with him. Unfortunately, anyone who wants Trump to be President probably does all their shopping at places that end in "Mart"
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(139)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
According to the CDC, heroin use in the U.S. has been growing at an "alarming" rate, with overdose fatalities doubling in the past few years. Darwin nods approvingly
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(274)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Women's World Cup Final was watched by 26.7 million Americans, beating the old record for a women's soccer TV audience by approximately 26,500,000
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(57)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Teacher of the year arrested after car wreck in possession of eight decks of heroin, drug paraphernalia and prescription drugs, including Xanax, Triazolam, dextroamphetamine and Loprin, will be promoted to administrator if she can score some blow
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(82)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Carnival gets approval to ship Norovirus to Cuba
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(29)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
80% of 500 doctors, nurses, and physicians assistants surveyed admit going to work with communicable diseases because their employers don't provide sick leave
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(95)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Strange: prominent government official shows up to a cattleman's ball wearing a shirt with a Confederate battle flag design. Fark : wins a "best dressed award". What the fark? This all happened in Australia
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(39)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The mayor of the appropriately-named Whitesboro, NY swears its town seal is not racist--which is a bit hard to square with the seal's depiction of what appears to be a white settler choking a Native American man to death
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(270)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine protege owns the pool side with his mad dancing skills
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(20)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
You know that Tinder profile with the pic of a celebrity? The one that keeps sending you pictures of his penis? Well, Tinder has some good news for you
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(30)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nobody regrets Cowboys And Aliens more than producer Brian Grazer, except perhaps Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig, and everyone else
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(96)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at how the same B.M.I. can yield a very different body type in a 5'9, 172 pound man. Or, yet more proof that B.M.I. can never accurately capture the true nature of your Cheetos-sculpted body
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(120)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Whoever ordered the 1 million French donuts to be flown to Las Vegas is probably wise not to have them escorted by police. Keeping Homer Simpson out of the landing gear will probably prove harder dough
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(32)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well, there goes work productivity for the rest of the day
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, liberals. You're not going to be able to read this article without admitting that we need voting reform in this country, so it's probably best to stay far, far away. Hey, I'm sure Trump said something silly. And Palin quit again, ha ha ha
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(260)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't try to eat electric eels
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(31)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain warns against a calendar based Afghanistan troop withdrawal. Probably because when you are as old as John McCain, you quit planning around the calendar
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WBO to strip Floyd Mayweather of its welterweight title today because he won't give it back like he promised he would
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(11)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you use a wireless router at home? You've probably already been hacked, had your identity compromised, your life destroyed, and your porn stolen
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(211)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"Extremophiles" may have been found on a comet, proving aliens are worse than Fox News could ever have imagined - an extraterrestrial crossover between religious extremists and pedophiles
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(88)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
And your tour guide today for an amazing look at the Great Barrier Reef is a sea turtle wearing a GoPro
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another side effect of California's drought: Because there's so much less groundwater, the arsenic it contains is concentrating from a level of "it probably won't hurt you" to "oh shiat, you gonna die"
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(53)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The final review of the most profitable one-hit wonder band of all time as Grateful Dead fare thee well in Chicago
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(98)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Thursday: "Serial Stowaway" promises to never attempt to board illegally again upon release from jail. Sunday: Detained at O'Hare
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After losing contact, NASA finally gets Pluto probe to phone home
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven facts that prove octopuses are all sorts of amazing
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(51)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul has a big problem on his hands. Well...hand anyway
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton says she's just as progressive as Bernie Sanders, only better, since she also loves multinational corporations and defense contractors
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(703)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Brewtroleum"? What a waste of a good beer. Oh.. a biofuel that can power your car made with a beer byproduct that is good for the environment.... carry on then
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Millennials proclaim traditional political interaction such as baby-kissing or yardsign-autographing irrelevant, demand selfies. "How do you decipher who is a fan and who wants to fill their profile with pictures of them with candidates?"
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(12)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how to build your own air conditioner in 15 minutes with things you probably have around your house anyway. You're welcome
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Australian news helicopter swoops in to warn surfers of an approaching great white shark, depriving the beast of a snack and upsetting the balance of nature
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(30)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Just because you think you're saving by buying food in bulk doesn't mean you really are because most of the food will probably expire before you can even get to it
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(46)
 
(Chatham Daily News)
 
 
 
Why technology can't get grammar proper
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(28)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Pleasanton Weekly)
 
 
 
Pleasanton Weekly looks at the Kentucky Gubernatorial race, with a profile of Drew, Fark.com and his refreshingly unconventional campaign for governor
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(49)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will NBC provide the same excellent coverage for NASCAR as they do for IndyCar or be Nothing But Commercials? Will fans abide by NASCAR's request to not fly the Confederate flag? It's the Firecracker 250, live from Daytona at 7 PM ET on NBC
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(466)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
"A secretive Russian agency designed to flood the Internet with pro-Kremlin and anti-U.S. comments and posts - a so-called 'troll factory' - has been brought into the public eye as a result of a lawsuit brought by a former employee" ... who just pocketed a bunch of rubles
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(66)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump keeps things classy by saying the random shooting of a woman in San Francisco by a Mexican immigrant is proof everything he's said about how rape-y Mexicans are is true
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(265)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
How oddball items came to dominate the news business, and became normal in the process - including a reference to Drew and Fark
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(57)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are a dentist, don't wrap your patients in a body bag. Somebody may have a problem with this
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(46)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers finally have something to be proud of this MLB season, as bullpen catcher eats 23 cheesesteak sandwiches, breaking the Citizens Bank Park record
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you want to have your picture taken wearing a Kevlar vest and carrying several weapons and rounds of ammunition, it's probably best to have a photographer go to your house rather then going to the studio in the mall
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(104)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Five properties of physics that affect your gas mileage
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Baltimore police try to improve their image by hanging up a sign reading "Enjoy your ride" inside a police van
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(96)
 
(Reddit)
 
 
 
One by one, the largest subreddits are being closed off as a protest against firing a single beloved admin
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Senator, noted author and historian and bona fide war hero, with a proven track record of bipartisanship, who opposed the Iraq war in 2002 and Wall Street in '07 is running for president. Yeah, no, of course he has no shot
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(233)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain confirms he's got too much on his plate to ever cook professionally again. "I have to be delusional, a megalomaniac, and egotistically far beyond what I already am to think that at 58 years old I am any good at it"
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(64)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Boring 5th of July ready headline: "Floridians urged to leave the fireworks to the professionals"
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(10)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Which one of these sentences probably should've been kept out of a 3-year-old boy's obituary? c.) "His uncle Charlie taught him how to keep that pimp hand strong"
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(123)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
In a veiled warning to the West, Russia cautioned against any attempt to spark a new "color revolution" in Armenia by exploiting protests against electricity prices for political ends. So what color should Fark's new Armenian ribbon be?
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Federal ticket-pricing probe causes airline stocks to crash and burn
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(23)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
"The Sioux Falls resident apparently believes that if she were to marry her dog this would prove that gay marriage is wrong, although you would be hard pressed to figure out how"
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(95)
 
(Niagara Falls Review)
 
 
 
David Cassidy ordered to sell his home as part of his bankruptcy proceedings, will soon move back to a psychedelic, refurbished 1974 school bus
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(36)
 
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bottom of the ninth, two outs, 0-2 count, pitcher's got a no-hitter going. Because he plays for Cleveland, you can probably guess what happened next
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(24)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
After moving investigations of corrupt politicians to the Texas Rangers and prosecutions back to each's home town, AG Ken Paxton finds himself being charged with first-degree felony corruption by the Texas Rangers in his home town
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(41)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If you had to put up with a grouchy neighbor for 40 years, you'd probably retire too
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(40)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you plan to rob a bank after you get out of prison, don't rob the same one you robbed years ago
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
England eliminated from women's World Cup after scoring winning goal on themselves, proving it's not just the men's English team that can rise to an occasion and lose in the most bizarre way possible at any given World Cup
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uber proudly announces its drivers are now able to shoot you if you try to rob them, just a like a real cabbie
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(47)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
NBA prospects warn "Twitter can hurt our careers. Don't be stupid"
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(10)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The perils of home improvement when living in Jerusalem: you can't even convert your basement into a rec room without stumbling over a "perfectly preserved 2,000-year old" this or "incredibly historically significant" that. Geesh
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(40)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter: "Whoever calls me corrupt will have to prove it." Challenge accepted
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to read nine things you probably didn't know about Nike? Come on, just do it
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(18)
 
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists discover fundamental property of light - 150 years after Maxwell got it wrong
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(44)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
You think YOUR mating habits are weird, but you're not a flatworm: "Zoologists have discovered the extraordinary lengths to which this animal is willing to go in order to reproduce - including injecting sperm directly into their own heads"
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(22)
 
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
New report finds that auto makers have improved cars from being gas guzzlers, but not from being oil guzzlers
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(67)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You probably never heard of Tottori Prefecture until they got a Starbucks. Here is what else they have, and make sure you have a cushion placed strategically under you chin when your jaw drops before you click the link
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(43)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Florida man claims Bigfoot family lives on his property, also solves mystery of what Bigfoot REALLY is: "I believe it's a descendent of Gigantopithecus, or some kind of early human. It's got human DNA because it's part human"
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(25)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice is having an all-out meltdown over the gay marriage ruling: "Public officials are ministers of God assigned the duty of punishing the wicked and protecting the righteous"
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(205)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yawn: New York Times covers a college baseball game. Cool: An 1865 game between Williams College and Princeton, done in the flowery prose of the time: "The Nassaus wore a uniform of white, which set off their fine forms to the very best advantage"
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(25)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Greece finds unique way to solve its budget problem
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(67)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Civil rights became such a popular cause that the Court has been living off the moral capital of Brown ever since. Someone has problem with that
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(86)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Okay, you're a sect of Orthodox Jews and you badly want to send your people to protest the whole gay marriage and pride parade thing ... but you don't dare let your people see gay people with their own eyes. What to do, what to do?
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(234)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Your Confederate flag cake was rejected by Walmart. Do you c) make an ISIS cake to prove your point?
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(231)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"You can't prove I am the person who shot at that SUV" "Ma'am, they have cellphone video of you shooting at them." "Oops"
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(66)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
What's the shortest way to say, "I don't know how marriage or human reproduction works" at the same time?
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(164)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL posts an opening for a "Director of Investigations." The position requires candidates know how to control social media, archive computer programs, read an air pressure gauge
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(31)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn released a video on Instagram detailing her sword trick prowess with some guy named Aaron Rodgers in preparation for her X-Men role
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(127)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Angry man goes to TV station's Facebook page to complain about them changing their colors to support gay marriage. The problem? it's an NBC station, and their peacock color scheme is about 50 years old
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(117)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Atlanta TV station does the unthinkable: produces a hard-hitting, unflinching look into corporate influence over state legislation
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(36)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could really go for a video of an animated mouse voiced by a major news anchor promulgating a millennial old practice that's backed by science and is only 2 minutes long," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While everyone wasn't looking, Puerto Rico, which has a population roughly the size of MS, has run up $72 billion dollars in debt -- equal to two moon landing programs -- and is broke
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(114)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
American early bird in Tokyo baffled by Japan's late-rising tendencies, as not even Starbucks opens before 7:30 AM. "It seems the city is more geared towards late night drunken revelry than it is to early morning productivity"
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(74)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Students make a working miniature Hyperloop, proving that unlike SpaceX, some of Elon Musk's ideas might be actually feasible
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(60)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers tackle the most important problem facing Texas - every citizen's right to own and carry a placenta
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
More than 300 Einstein impersonators set new world record, begin wait for the free Guinness bar towels they were promised
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(22)
 
(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Investigators seize 23,211 marijuana plants, 4,394 pounds of processed marijuana, 15 pounds of hash in brick form, 16 firearms and 50,000 rounds of ammunition from area known as the "Emerald Triangle" (w/pics of the 22,211 marijuana plants)
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(52)
 
(Media Life Magazine)
 
 
 
Over 8 percent of cable/satellite TV watchers have cut the cord due to high prices and lack of customer service, as many providers consider offering "skinny packages." Farkers, how skinny are your packages?
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(77)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wu Tang rapper says he's "proud" to have cut off his wang
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(32)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"Described by CNN as 'the man responsible for 350,000 pregnancies,' Paris Wallace certainly sounds like a busy guy. But probably not in the way you'd think"
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(11)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
ACLU: We're only interested in protecting civil rights if it suits our political agenda at the time. Sorry if we're hypocritical and inconsistent
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(170)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey forced to select smaller venue to play in Nashville after belatedly realizing the Deep South probably wasn't chock full of Morrissey fans
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oxford professor warns us humanity could be eradicated by machines after seeing The Terminator
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(65)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The Art of Future War looks at propaganda in the Digital Age. Would you like to know more?
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Yes world, take all your little minion problems and put them back in the drawer, for we have been taken over by our new ugly-assed red panda cub overlords. We have been conquered
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(5)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman fires shots at repo man. Police "discovered the barrel of a Colt revolver protruding from the woman's vagina." Police quickly snatched the gun away from her
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(58)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto sign new contracts that will propel the lensflare-filled Star Trek reboots into time traveling whale territory, which means next they'll go looking for God and after that fight the villain from the Dragnet movie
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(92)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Supreme Court rules a retired farmer needs to pay more in alimony than he earns in a month, fails to see a problem with their ruling
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(67)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Top Gun 2 will feature the return of Maverick and promises drone warfare. So, basically, it's just going to be a gone-to-seed pilot playing a videogame, controlling robots that bomb other countries. Got it
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First openly gay professional pitcher will make a start in the minors. Team still looking for someone who will play catcher
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA discovers photographic proof that "Stargate" may not have been as science-fiction as you thought. The movie, to be specific
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(51)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twelve consumer product brand names you might be saying incorrectly, according to the pronunciation police
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(131)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DeadmauFive and Disney settle lawsuit over whether or not one can copyright a cartoon mouse head. Well, it's not like it matters; in five years, people will still buy Disney products, but they'll have forgotten all about Deadmouse
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(47)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Now you've gone and done it America with all your recent 21st century forward thinking, a monster black hole in space has awakened after 26 years and will probably suck us back into the 20th century
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Students who killed one of their bandmates by hazing him to death sentenced to ten years in prison. Wait, no, sorry. I forgot what state this was; they're getting ten years of probation. For murder
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(40)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Joy Division launching official website to promote the release of their back catalogue on remastered vinyl. Ian Curtis must be turning in his grave at this point
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A judge in Alabama is refusing to issue ANY marriage licenses, gay or straight, in protest of the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Lib headline: Mob Protests Sofia Vergara's Frozen Embryos At 'Magic Mike XXL' Premiere
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(15)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Today's procrastinators are tomorrow's dissemblers
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Smith & Wesson finally pulls the trigger on a massive stock repurchase program
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(22)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane... No. It's the coolest GoPro video yet
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(11)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, wait. Are you trying to tell me that signing up for a timeshare program might possibly put me in a financial hole I can't dig myself out from?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
McDonald's proudly announces it now only serves junk food and peddles unhealthy choices to 48% of children
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(15)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GOP presidential hopefuls Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio (R-FL) introduce bill to ban online casino gambling. Sheldon Adelson (R-Macau/Las Vegas) seen nodding in approval
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Thu June 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We don't have any good proof of a serial killer on the loose, says the Ohio city with 2 missing and 4 dead of similar causes
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(72)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How could you possibly improve on girls dancing around with flags, guns and swords? Add some David Byrne?
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(15)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
City Councilman Richard Cox (no, seriously) employs the "I was just dropping off a note given to me by a stranger" excuse after being caught coming out of a Motel 6 during a prostitution sting
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Russia has rehearsed an invasion of Sweden, no doubt eyeing the strategically important Børk production
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi is the next state to leave the Confederacy. Hey, you laugh, but remember that it took them until 2013 to formally recognize the 13th Amendment and the abolition of slavery, so this is some real progress
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Professional football returns to North America today as the Canadian Football League season kicks off with the Montreal Alouettes playing the Ottawa Redblacks. As always, rouges are expected to be key
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(53)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miguel Cabrera proves once again why he's one of the coolest ambassadors of the game, as he surprises a trash talking kid. Way to kill 'em with kindness, Miggy
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Wed June 24, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
The first color animated images of Pluto and Charon are now available courtesy of NASA's Atari 2600 space probe
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Darwin's finches have reached their limits on the Galápagos Islands. If only there was a type of natural process by which some individuals could be selected to further the species
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American adults have now surpassed children in taking drugs to improve their focus. Not to be confused with 1969 when adults took drugs so they could become completely out of focus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It would be unprecedented and unjustified to force AT&T to provide services for which people are paying
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since raising its minimum wage, Ikea's profitability has plunged, bringing the flatpack furniture giant to the precipice of bankruptcy. Just kidding; it was so successful, they're raising wages again
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(Daily Finance)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: What if the U.S. Post Office could make money, pay for its pensions 75 years out, and provide services that would screw banks over? All while delivering the mail. BRILLIANT
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Recycling programs are expensive for a lot of people, so is it worth saving those aluminum cans?
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(38)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Music producer Scott Storch, whose crimes against taste included working with Christina Aguilera, Beyonce-Z, and Justin Timberlake, says he's blown his $30 million fortune on drugs and now has only $100 cash on him
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
When not posing as sexy animals swirling the pole, China's national pole dancing team promotes animal rights by posing as stray caged dogs. Sounds ruff but somebody has to do it
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
'Reality Bites,' 'Garden State,' 'Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,' and other awesome movies that made you proud about being in your 20s
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Take a tour around the biggest property on sale in the world - $325 million for 11 million hectares: "Its