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500 headlines found matching 'pro'
Mon July 06, 2015
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you use a wireless router at home? You've probably already been hacked, had your identity compromised, your life destroyed, and your porn stolen
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
South African taxi drivers "intimidated" after anti-Uber protest there. And if you're protestors are badass enough to intimidate a Johannesburg cabbie, you've had yourself a good little show of force there
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"Extremophiles" have been found on a Comet, proving Aliens are worse than Fox News could ever have imagined - an Extra-Terrestial crossover between Religious Extremists and Pedophiles
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
And your tour guide today for an amazing look at the Great Barrier Reef is a sea turtle wearing a GoPro
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another side effect of California's drought: Because there's so much less groundwater, the arsenic it contains are concentrating from a level of "it probably won't hurt you" to "oh shiat, you gonna die"
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(39)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The final review of the most profitable one-hit wonder band of all time as Grateful Dead fare thee well in Chicago
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(62)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Thursday: "Serial Stowaway" promises to never attempt to board illegally again upon release from jail. Sunday: Detained at O'Hare
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After losing contact, NASA finally gets Pluto probe to phone home
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven facts that prove octopuses are all sorts of amazing
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Sun July 05, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul has a big problem on his hands. Well...hand anyway
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton says she's just as progressive as Bernie Sanders, only better, since she also loves multinational corporations and defense contractors
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(614)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Brewtroleum"? What a waste of a good beer. Oh.. a biofuel that can power your car made with a beer byproduct that is good for the environment.... carry on then
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Millennials proclaim traditional political interaction such as baby-kissing or yardsign-autographing irrelevant, demand selfies. "How do you decipher who is a fan and who wants to fill their profile with pictures of them with candidates?"
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(12)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how to build your own air conditioner in 15 minutes with things you probably have around your house anyway. You're welcome
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Australian news helicopter swoops in to warn surfers of an approaching great white shark, depriving the beast of a snack and upsetting the balance of nature
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(29)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Just because you think you're saving by buying food in bulk doesn't mean you really are because most of the food will probably expire before you can even get to it
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(46)
 
(Chatham Daily News)
 
 
 
Why technology can't get grammar proper
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(28)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Pleasanton Weekly)
 
 
 
Pleasanton Weekly looks at the Kentucky Gubernatorial race, with a profile of Drew, Fark.com and his refreshingly unconventional campaign for governor
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(49)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will NBC provide the same excellent coverage for NASCAR as they do for IndyCar or be Nothing But Commercials? Will fans abide by NASCAR's request to not fly the Confederate flag? It's the Firecracker 250, live from Daytona at 7 PM ET on NBC
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(466)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
"A secretive Russian agency designed to flood the Internet with pro-Kremlin and anti-U.S. comments and posts - a so-called 'troll factory' - has been brought into the public eye as a result of a lawsuit brought by a former employee" ... who just pocketed a bunch of rubles
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(66)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump keeps things classy by saying the random shooting of a woman in San Francisco by a Mexican immigrant is proof everything he's said about how rape-y Mexicans are is true
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(265)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
How oddball items came to dominate the news business, and became normal in the process - including a reference to Drew and Fark
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(57)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are a dentist, don't wrap your patients in a body bag. Somebody may have a problem with this
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(46)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers finally have something to be proud of this MLB season, as bullpen catcher eats 23 cheesesteak sandwiches, breaking the Citizens Bank Park record
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you want to have your picture taken wearing a Kevlar vest and carrying several weapons and rounds of ammunition, it's probably best to have a photographer go to your house rather then going to the studio in the mall
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(104)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Five properties of physics that affect your gas mileage
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Baltimore police try to improve their image by hanging up a sign reading "Enjoy your ride" inside a police van
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(96)
 
(Reddit)
 
 
 
One by one, the largest subreddits are being closed off as a protest against firing a single beloved admin
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Senator, noted author and historian and bona fide war hero, with a proven track record of bipartisanship, who opposed the Iraq war in 2002 and Wall Street in '07 is running for president. Yeah, no, of course he has no shot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain confirms he's got too much on his plate to ever cook professionally again. "I have to be delusional, a megalomaniac, and egotistically far beyond what I already am to think that at 58 years old I am any good at it"
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(64)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Boring 5th of July ready headline: "Floridians urged to leave the fireworks to the professionals"
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(10)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Which one of these sentences probably should've been kept out of a 3-year-old boy's obituary? c.) "His uncle Charlie taught him how to keep that pimp hand strong"
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(123)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
In a veiled warning to the West, Russia cautioned against any attempt to spark a new "color revolution" in Armenia by exploiting protests against electricity prices for political ends. So what color should Fark's new Armenian ribbon be?
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Federal ticket-pricing probe causes airline stocks to crash and burn
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(23)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
"The Sioux Falls resident apparently believes that if she were to marry her dog this would prove that gay marriage is wrong, although you would be hard pressed to figure out how"
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(95)
 
(Niagara Falls Review)
 
 
 
David Cassidy ordered to sell his home as part of his bankruptcy proceedings, will soon move back to a psychedelic, refurbished 1974 school bus
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(36)
 
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bottom of the ninth, two outs, 0-2 count, pitcher's got a no-hitter going. Because he plays for Cleveland, you can probably guess what happened next
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(24)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
After moving investigations of corrupt politicians to the Texas Rangers and prosecutions back to each's home town, AG Ken Paxton finds himself being charged with first-degree felony corruption by the Texas Rangers in his home town
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If you had to put up with a grouchy neighbor for 40 years, you'd probably retire too
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(40)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you plan to rob a bank after you get out of prison, don't rob the same one you robbed years ago
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
England eliminated from women's World Cup after scoring winning goal on themselves, proving it's not just the men's English team that can rise to an occasion and lose in the most bizarre way possible at any given World Cup
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uber proudly announces its drivers are now able to shoot you if you try to rob them, just a like a real cabbie
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(47)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
NBA prospects warn "Twitter can hurt our careers. Don't be stupid"
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(10)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The perils of home improvement when living in Jerusalem: you can't even convert your basement into a rec room without stumbling over a "perfectly preserved 2,000-year old" this or "incredibly historically significant" that. Geesh
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(40)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter: "Whoever calls me corrupt will have to prove it." Challenge accepted
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to read nine things you probably didn't know about Nike? Come on, just do it
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(18)
 
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists discover fundamental property of light - 150 years after Maxwell got it wrong
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(44)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
You think YOUR mating habits are weird, but you're not a flatworm: "Zoologists have discovered the extraordinary lengths to which this animal is willing to go in order to reproduce - including injecting sperm directly into their own heads"
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(22)
 
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
New report finds that auto makers have improved cars from being gas guzzlers, but not from being oil guzzlers
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(67)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You probably never heard of Tottori Prefecture until they got a Starbucks. Here is what else they have, and make sure you have a cushion placed strategically under you chin when your jaw drops before you click the link
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(43)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Florida man claims Bigfoot family lives on his property, also solves mystery of what Bigfoot REALLY is: "I believe it's a descendent of Gigantopithecus, or some kind of early human. It's got human DNA because it's part human"
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Tue June 30, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice is having an all-out meltdown over the gay marriage ruling: "Public officials are ministers of God assigned the duty of punishing the wicked and protecting the righteous"
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(205)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yawn: New York Times covers a college baseball game. Cool: An 1865 game between Williams College and Princeton, done in the flowery prose of the time: "The Nassaus wore a uniform of white, which set off their fine forms to the very best advantage"
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(25)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Greece finds unique way to solve its budget problem
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(67)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Civil rights became such a popular cause that the Court has been living off the moral capital of Brown ever since. Someone has problem with that
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(86)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Okay, you're a sect of Orthodox Jews and you badly want to send your people to protest the whole gay marriage and pride parade thing ... but you don't dare let your people see gay people with their own eyes. What to do, what to do?
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(234)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Your Confederate flag cake was rejected by Walmart. Do you c) make an ISIS cake to prove your point?
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(231)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"You can't prove I am the person who shot at that SUV" "Ma'am, they have cellphone video of you shooting at them." "Oops"
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(66)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
What's the shortest way to say, "I don't know how marriage or human reproduction works" at the same time?
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(164)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL posts an opening for a "Director of Investigations." The position requires candidates know how to control social media, archive computer programs, read an air pressure gauge
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(31)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn released a video on Instagram detailing her sword trick prowess with some guy named Aaron Rodgers in preparation for her X-Men role
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(127)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Angry man goes to TV station's Facebook page to complain about them changing their colors to support gay marriage. The problem? it's an NBC station, and their peacock color scheme is about 50 years old
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Atlanta TV station does the unthinkable: produces a hard-hitting, unflinching look into corporate influence over state legislation
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(36)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could really go for a video of an animated mouse voiced by a major news anchor promulgating a millennial old practice that's backed by science and is only 2 minutes long," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While everyone wasn't looking, Puerto Rico, which has a population roughly the size of MS, has run up $72 billion dollars in debt -- equal to two moon landing programs -- and is broke
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(114)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
American early bird in Tokyo baffled by Japan's late-rising tendencies, as not even Starbucks opens before 7:30 AM. "It seems the city is more geared towards late night drunken revelry than it is to early morning productivity"
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(74)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Students make a working miniature Hyperloop, proving that unlike SpaceX, some of Elon Musk's ideas might be actually feasible
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(60)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers tackle the most important problem facing Texas - every citizen's right to own and carry a placenta
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
More than 300 Einstein impersonators set new world record, begin wait for the free Guinness bar towels they were promised
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(22)
 
(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Investigators seize 23,211 marijuana plants, 4,394 pounds of processed marijuana, 15 pounds of hash in brick form, 16 firearms and 50,000 rounds of ammunition from area known as the "Emerald Triangle" (w/pics of the 22,211 marijuana plants)
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(52)
 
(Media Life Magazine)
 
 
 
Over 8 percent of cable/satellite TV watchers have cut the cord due to high prices and lack of customer service, as many providers consider offering "skinny packages." Farkers, how skinny are your packages?
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(77)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wu Tang rapper says he's "proud" to have cut off his wang
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(32)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"Described by CNN as 'the man responsible for 350,000 pregnancies,' Paris Wallace certainly sounds like a busy guy. But probably not in the way you'd think"
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(11)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
ACLU: We're only interested in protecting civil rights if it suits our political agenda at the time. Sorry if we're hypocritical and inconsistent
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(170)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey forced to select smaller venue to play in Nashville after belatedly realizing the Deep South probably wasn't chock full of Morrissey fans
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oxford professor warns us humanity could be eradicated by machines after seeing The Terminator
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(65)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The Art of Future War looks at propaganda in the Digital Age. Would you like to know more?
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Yes world, take all your little minion problems and put them back in the drawer, for we have been taken over by our new ugly-assed red panda cub overlords. We have been conquered
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(5)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman fires shots at repo man. Police "discovered the barrel of a Colt revolver protruding from the woman's vagina." Police quickly snatched the gun away from her
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(58)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto sign new contracts that will propel the lensflare-filled Star Trek reboots into time traveling whale territory, which means next they'll go looking for God and after that fight the villain from the Dragnet movie
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(92)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Supreme Court rules a retired farmer needs to pay more in alimony than he earns in a month, fails to see a problem with their ruling
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(67)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Top Gun 2 will feature the return of Maverick and promises drone warfare. So, basically, it's just going to be a gone-to-seed pilot playing a videogame, controlling robots that bomb other countries. Got it
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First openly gay professional pitcher will make a start in the minors. Team still looking for someone who will play catcher
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA discovers photographic proof that "Stargate" may not have been as science-fiction as you thought. The movie, to be specific
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(51)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twelve consumer product brand names you might be saying incorrectly, according to the pronunciation police
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(131)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DeadmauFive and Disney settle lawsuit over whether or not one can copyright a cartoon mouse head. Well, it's not like it matters; in five years, people will still buy Disney products, but they'll have forgotten all about Deadmouse
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(47)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Now you've gone and done it America with all your recent 21st century forward thinking, a monster black hole in space has awakened after 26 years and will probably suck us back into the 20th century
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(13)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Students who killed one of their bandmates by hazing him to death sentenced to ten years in prison. Wait, no, sorry. I forgot what state this was; they're getting ten years of probation. For murder
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(40)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Joy Division launching official website to promote the release of their back catalogue on remastered vinyl. Ian Curtis must be turning in his grave at this point
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A judge in Alabama is refusing to issue ANY marriage licenses, gay or straight, in protest of the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling
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(307)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Lib headline: Mob Protests Sofia Vergara's Frozen Embryos At 'Magic Mike XXL' Premiere
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(15)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Today's procrastinators are tomorrow's dissemblers
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Smith & Wesson finally pulls the trigger on a massive stock repurchase program
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(22)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane... No. It's the coolest GoPro video yet
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(11)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, wait. Are you trying to tell me that signing up for a timeshare program might possibly put me in a financial hole I can't dig myself out from?
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(69)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
McDonald's proudly announces it now only serves junk food and peddles unhealthy choices to 48% of children
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(15)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GOP presidential hopefuls Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio (R-FL) introduce bill to ban online casino gambling. Sheldon Adelson (R-Macau/Las Vegas) seen nodding in approval
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(21)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We don't have any good proof of a serial killer on the loose, says the Ohio city with 2 missing and 4 dead of similar causes
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(72)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How could you possibly improve on girls dancing around with flags, guns and swords? Add some David Byrne?
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(15)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
City Councilman Richard Cox (no, seriously) employs the "I was just dropping off a note given to me by a stranger" excuse after being caught coming out of a Motel 6 during a prostitution sting
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(64)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Russia has rehearsed an invasion of Sweden, no doubt eyeing the strategically important Børk production
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(95)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi is the next state to leave the Confederacy. Hey, you laugh, but remember that it took them until 2013 to formally recognize the 13th Amendment and the abolition of slavery, so this is some real progress
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(55)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Professional football returns to North America today as the Canadian Football League season kicks off with the Montreal Alouettes playing the Ottawa Redblacks. As always, rouges are expected to be key
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(53)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miguel Cabrera proves once again why he's one of the coolest ambassadors of the game, as he surprises a trash talking kid. Way to kill 'em with kindness, Miggy
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(22)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
The first color animated images of Pluto and Charon are now available courtesy of NASA's Atari 2600 space probe
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(71)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Darwin's finches have reached their limits on the Galápagos Islands. If only there was a type of natural process by which some individuals could be selected to further the species
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(13)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American adults have now surpassed children in taking drugs to improve their focus. Not to be confused with 1969 when adults took drugs so they could become completely out of focus
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It would be unprecedented and unjustified to force AT&T to provide services for which people are paying
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since raising its minimum wage, Ikea's profitability has plunged, bringing the flatpack furniture giant to the precipice of bankruptcy. Just kidding; it was so successful, they're raising wages again
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(125)
 
(Daily Finance)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: What if the U.S. Post Office could make money, pay for its pensions 75 years out, and provide services that would screw banks over? All while delivering the mail. BRILLIANT
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(211)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Recycling programs are expensive for a lot of people, so is it worth saving those aluminum cans?
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(38)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Music producer Scott Storch, whose crimes against taste included working with Christina Aguilera, Beyonce-Z, and Justin Timberlake, says he's blown his $30 million fortune on drugs and now has only $100 cash on him
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(87)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
When not posing as sexy animals swirling the pole, China's national pole dancing team promotes animal rights by posing as stray caged dogs. Sounds ruff but somebody has to do it
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(45)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
'Reality Bites,' 'Garden State,' 'Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,' and other awesome movies that made you proud about being in your 20s
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(179)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Take a tour around the biggest property on sale in the world - $325 million for 11 million hectares: "Its the largest private, non-monarchical, non-state landholding on earth" (w/pics)
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(55)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Attorney for Police Officer accused of exposing himself to motorists: "My client regrets not ensuring that his equipment was in proper working order"
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(32)
 
(Improv Everywhere)
 
Video
 
The problem with using a porta-potty is that you never really know what you're going to get when you open the door
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(16)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Obama to deliver eulogy for slain S.C. pastor Clementa Pinckney. Seconds remaining before some jackass has a problem with this: 3... 2... 1
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(180)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Fifth Third Bank to close Four Third of its branches to focus on Third Third of its customers. Hey, we told you there'd be no math here, and we always keep our promises
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(16)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
DNA tests prove KFC will not have to change its name to KFR. LOL
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(62)
 
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Dutch architect creates an airport design that solves a problem that passengers - and locals - deal with every day. Simple, obvious and very effective
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(32)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The new UC system guidance to foster a productive academic climate is too keep your head down, avoid eye contact and not say anything at all
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(141)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Maher asks Ann Coulter: "Would your 'imaginary friend' Jesus approve of your anti-immigrant rants?" (Link replaced)
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(124)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Picture of a gun on the wall behind Ted Cruz at a gun range has conservatives in an uproar
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(156)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(WrestleZone)
 
 
 
WILL John Cena return tonight? CAN Kevin Owens keep up with the Cena Promo Machine? DOES Brock Lesnar come out to play? All this and MORe on WWE RAW - 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1038)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Remember how Sheriff Arpaio offered to send his goons -- er, officers -- to protect black churches in the wake of SC and the black churches said no thanks? Well, Sheriff Joe knows what's best for them black folk; he's sending his officers anyway
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(72)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italians taking to Facebook to protest American takes on 'Italian' food, with several examples that suggest perhaps we do deserve to burn in all the fires of hell
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(184)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Team from Chief Dull Knife Tribal College wins NASA rocket competition proving they may be the sharpest knife in the drawer, after all
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(11)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
British psy-ops squad found to have targeted Britons for psychological manipulation, which probably explains the existence of Marmite
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(41)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Megatron says he is not done, and still has a lot of production left
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(23)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Naked cyclists keep their spirits up and spokes firm during nude ride through Cambridge (probably not safe for work)
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(46)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Roadway safety campaign puts up a billboard showing a bicycle, a victim chalk outline and says "don't be roadkill." Not surprisingly, someone has a probl.... The campaign agrees to change the phrasing to appease one family's complaint
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(110)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott generates $1.5 million in economic activity thanks to drug testing program
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(46)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim clubs where everyone dances to the same pumping music supplied by deejays OVER, are now into "silent disco" where everyone grooves to one of three DJ-curated music channels received via color-coded wireless headphones
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To save the earth from greenhouse gases, British scientists working on breeding "eco cows" that produce beef with less damage to the environment and carbon footprint smaller than salad
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(74)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Post releases Ice Cream Sherbet Pebbles cereal, will pull it immediately after they learn people incorrectly pronounce it as SHERBERT
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(99)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Remember when strawberries used to taste great? Pepperidge Farm remembers (and so do the researchers at the University of California's Strawberry Breeding Program)
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(44)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Think American pro wrestling is weird? In Japan, they have characters with names like Hard Gay and Yinling The Erotic Terrorist
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(24)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Professional jump roper shows off her bounce... I mean skills... In other news, there are professional jump ropers
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(22)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Thankfully, the misery of watching another boring and properly officiated game of baseball was omitted. Finally the ump gets to shine. Attendees polled after the show lamented only the lack of a chairshot
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(11)
 
(Stabroek News)
 
 
 
News: Cuba to start offering WiFi, and will cut internet access prices. Fark To $2.00 per hour. Executives at AT&T, Verizon, Comcast and Time Warner nod approvingly
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(16)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
(now former) Texas firefighter is today's proud recipient of the Rick Perry 'Dumbest farking thing to come out of a human's mouth this week' award for his Facebook post that the Charleston shooter "needs to be praised for the good deed he has done"
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(421)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary: and those are my sincere and honest fully market-tested populist progressive talking points. Now then, Chauncey - off to the Hamptons. We've two fundraisers, some riding to hounds, then another fundraiser before the Goldman Sachs soiree
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(226)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Erik Jones merely have another tantrum, or can his meltdown reach full Busch proportions after he loses tonight when the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series hits Iowa Speedway for the American Ethanol 200, 8 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(126)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Santorum blamed religion. The NRA blamed gun control. But Fox, well, they have Charleston all figured out: The real problem here is "too much tolerance"
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(122)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas doctor indicted for billing for 205 hours. In one day. Several lawyers want to defend him, primarily to find out the best way to copy his billing program
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(49)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
ProTip: When reporting a lifeless body in a field to the police please make sure it's not a deflated Papa Smurf balloon
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(21)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick about to bring the pain down on Verizon for breaking promises, general dickery
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(29)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
U.S. patent office rejects state of Tennessee's application to trademark Infamous $46K TN logo, on grounds that it is simply not a logo worth protecting
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(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember last week when MLB said there were "no irregularities, no improprieties" in the All-Star balloting? Well, about that
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(61)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Rubio has an Obama problem." He's black? No, wait...*snaps fingers* He was really born in Cuba? No...that's not it. He's got a hot tub time machine? No....hmm, he's a secret Muslim commie-fascist empty-suited dictator?
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(117)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Cape Canaveral, we have a problem
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(38)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator proves stupid is as stupid says
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(71)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Probably not the best day to put a gun advert on the front page of a Charleston newspaper. Just sayin'
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(225)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
After inventing Dad-bod trend, trendhunters now proclaim "schlub fashion" the style of the summer
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(43)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Overbearing profanity-spewing HS baseball coach fired, spurring defense from player who says coach molded him into better person... just kidding: "This man is not mentally there. He is a bully who is not mentally able to coach young men"
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(21)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy tests their new electromagnetic aircraft catapult system by launching a GoPro off the deck of the USS Gerald Ford at speeds reaching 160 mph because why the hell not
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pro-Democracy lawmakers beat off reforms from Oligarchy. Bernie Sanders does a victory comb-over
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(31)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
"Pot pubs" would be permitted under proposed Denver ordinance. How this would work with state-wide smoking ban remains to be seen
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(68)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
New test for prostate cancer developed, and it doesn't involve shoving anything up your ass
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(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Heinz ketchup bottle QR code sends German man to porn site he probably would have visited anyway
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(30)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Should your self-driving car be programmed to kill you if it means saving more strangers?
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(202)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Woman climbs tree to save cat, gets stuck, calls 911. Cat proceeds to climb down on its own. FARKING CAT
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(60)
 
(OpenMedia)
 
 
 
OpenMedia gets a success in the European Parliament, but there are still proposals to restrict your ability to link to things online. Click here to see what it's about and how you could help
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(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
La-Z-Boy profits finally wake up
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(3)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Usually, when there's a problem in a police department, the officers come together to 'keep it in the family.' Unless, of course, that's the problem
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-Russians in east Ukraine to Russian "insurgents": if you could not use us as human shields all the time, that'd be great
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember when romancing a woman the first time meant flowers? Probably not for you young texters. Here Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Fallon read out the most awkward flirty text messages from dudes of the texty generation
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(59)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
You know you've got a problem when your bed can't handle your 32-stone weight without turning into a death machine
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(86)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas jails 92-year-old woman after she goes berserk and destroys multiple fracking sites during a protest. Thanks, Governor Abbott, for saving us from her unhinged rampage. With photographic evidence of violent outburst that led to her arrest
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(122)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Republican appropriates liberal rock legend's iconic song for use at campaign kick-off rally. Again. This year's "Cease and Desist" Award goes to Donald Trump and Neil Young. Chin up guys, you still have Ted Nugent & Kid Rock
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(124)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Typography experts examine the Jeb Bush logo. The Baskerville font, lack of patriotic flair and generic, cheap look doesn't win them over. "This logo suggests nothing new, exciting or progressive, nor serious or highly educated"
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(80)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Foam parties are the BEST...unless you're the U.S. military and they're the fire suppression systems built to protect the million dollar aircraft and they keep going off
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(43)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
Relax, artificial intelligence won't produce a SkyNet that'll kill us all; it's just going to take your job. Feel better now?
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(30)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Diphtheria requires boy to be hooked to three machines to stay alive, with heart and lung problems and kidney failure, but it's okay because Jenny McCarthy and autism
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(62)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jack Huston has dropped out of the upcoming Crow reboot after realizing that a dead mime stuck in the 90s Marilyn Manson scene in black leather was not going to be a promising superhero franchise
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(48)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Concerned its academic reputation is too revered, Cambridge is hiring a Lego professor
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(12)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The FBI is baffled by a wave of fiber optic vandalism, obviously forgetting the first and second rules of Project Mayhem
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(18)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A speed of 21.39 mph is not noteworthy in MLB, unless it's how fast you are clocked going around the bases ... and you're a promising young rookie
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(20)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
DNC puts on troll sunglasses, approves of Donald Trump running for president because "he adds some much-needed seriousness that has been previously lacking from the GOP field"
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(74)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this projectile
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(28)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scottish island hit by first crime since the '60s after beauty products, small sum of cash and six wooly hats taken. Cops hunting moisturized and exfoliated Vikings with cold heads
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(24)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Are you being as productive as you could be with the last 10 minutes of your workday? Here's 14 ways to improve. No, pressing F5 on the Fark queue to see if your submitted link went green isn't there, but we all know it damn well should be
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trickle-down economics doesn't work and the only way to spur economic growth is by improving conditions for the poorest 20% according to the commie leftists at the IMF
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(226)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Tony Hawk's skateboarding game dev on the series' long hiatus: "It took some time to really get it marinated properly"
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(20)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you are on Facebook and accidentally vote to approve the state budget?
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(62)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Italy to EU: Get off my lawn or you'll have bigger problems than Greece
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(42)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb vs. Hillary proves that there are no new ideas anymore. Sanders nods his head, goes back to discussing Scandinavian socialism
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(59)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Do you use LastPass to protect your accounts? You may want to change your password
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(73)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Despite the liberal media's best efforts to protect their darling Hillary by painting him as a quack, a sideshow, and a non-contender, Bernie Sanders is drawing large enough crowds that they might just have to start taking him seriously
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(304)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Anti-bank-sleaze before Liz and Bernie, anti-war before Barack, pro-criminal-justice reform before hashtag agitprop - and you'll never vote for him because reasons. Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Webb
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(55)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Turns out, the Batman franchise could have made a casting decision worse than Clooney, Kilmer, and Ledger; Courtney Love was almost cast as Harley Quinn. No word who would have played The Joker; probably someone like Dave Coulier
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(79)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Will Ubisoft announce they'll no longer release the same game over and over? Will they promise to kill UPlay with the fire of a thousand flaming suns? Will we finally get a non-Assassin's Creed game? This is your E3 thread for the day
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(55)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It took Jeb Bush a whole 20 minutes into his campaign to forget he's running as a Republican as he goes off script and promises immigration reform after getting heckled at his first speech
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(93)
 
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Whatever story you've heard about why those delicious fried cornmeal balls are called hush puppies, it's probably wrong. Here's the real story
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(95)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
"Now this program is SECRET, OK? We're trying to see if Negro sailors can work together with normal, white sailors. For this to work, we gotta treat them like they're equal." "Wow, that's a bold plan, sir"
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(54)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Jim Harris, A.K.A Kamala The Ugandan Giant, is still positive after life outside the ring, next to no money, and a barrage of health problems
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(20)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
101 mug shots of arrests in Florida sex predator sting. Yeah, it's a slideshow, but you probably can't take more than one 'what the hell is that?' at a time anyway
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(141)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You know how it goes: you have a promising career, and then after one off-the-cuff remark it's destroyed, your reputation is in tatters, and all you can do is cry into your Nobel Prize
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(383)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
The Doom that is the FTC has come to the man who raised $120K to create the Cthulhu-themed "Monopoly"-style board game, "the Doom that came to Atlantic City," but never delivered the product and spent the money on himself
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(51)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Are new guns responsible for more accidental misfires than prom night?
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(131)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Swimmer at lake struck by boat propeller. Not a big fan
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(27)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan says he could still beat anyone on Charlotte Hornets in game of one-on-one. Given the state of the Hornets, The Sisters of the Poor could probably beat them in 3-on-3 round robin tournament
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(24)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"In two years, a one-of-a-kind construction project will commence over a canal in Amsterdam. It won't involve any humans at all, but rather, a six-axis robot that can print 3D molten metal in mid-air" (pics)
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(60)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the Republican crusade against voter fraud: "Kansas' secretary of state examined 84 million votes ... In the end 14 cases were referred for prosecution, representing 0.00000017 percent of the votes cast"
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(116)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're trying to frame a politician and need to lie to the FBI, it's probably not going to be worth it
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(18)
 
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Oculus reveals new product: Oculus Touch. I know what you're thinking but this is for your hands, you filthy perverts
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(25)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Once again, GoPros prove fighter pilots have the coolest job
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(13)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California oil spill cleanup cost reaches $62 million. Officials at Plains All American fear being billed for three hours of profits
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(48)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme sees 10% increase in profits, customers' waist size
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(17)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Iranian women are protesting by showing off their hair. Long beautiful hair. Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
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(169)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study by the Romero Institute for the Glaringly Apparent proves that dogs are loyal to their owners
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(28)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Tips on when to seek medical treatment for a cut. Bottom line, if you think you might need it, you probably need it
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(49)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's probably good that everyone is distancing themselves from dirty FIFA money. But Interpol suspending €20m of FIFA cash to fight match-fixing might be a bit short sighted
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(8)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Polar bears are starting to eat dolphins, which is further proof of climate change, just how freaking awesome polar bears are
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(72)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
You know your flooding problems are getting out of hand when the only people left who can help are the Dutch
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(28)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
To counterweight all that nature and science stuff, National Geographic Channel to air "The Story of God" series, produced and narrated by God. Well, not exactly. Titty sprinkles
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eastern Ukraine experiencing such a severe "brain drain" as educated professionals flee to either Kiev or the west, that only the stupid and desperate will be left if Russia succeeds in annexing it. Unclear if this is a feature or a bug
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(37)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That data breach that allowed hackers to obtain personnel records of millions of government employees...you know, the one the Feds say they caught because of their new enhanced security? It was really found by vendor doing a product demo
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(53)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
WTF is this guy's problem?
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(123)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Of all the names you wanted to hear in a headline along with "wardrobe malfunction", LeBron James is probably not on the short list (Not safe for work)
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(36)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
"You cannot tell me that your business model relies on paying people below the poverty line," says restaurant owner who abolished tipping, pays a decent salary plus bonus, and has obviously never ... uh ... ok so he quadrupled his profits
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(176)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Colorado collects $10 million in pot taxes for schools in four months, compared to $13 million from all of 2014: "It's really good to see the excise tax increasing and providing needed money for the public school construction fund"
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(89)
 
(Colbert Late Show)
 
 
 
25 Famous Paintings Improved by Avocados (ad free slideshow)
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(8)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cleveland judge finds probable cause to charge two police officers in Tamir Rice shooting, suggests prosecutors consider it pretty please. National media news flashes the non-binding opinion
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(62)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Lead-flavored ramen proves not to be the hit with consumers that Nestle anticipated
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas legislature busy trying to fix the "problem" of liberal enclaves like Austin where voters stupidly keep voting the "wrong" way and electing democrats into office
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(182)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Rick Snyder proves he supports family values by guaranteeing more children will grow up without families
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(96)
 
(IHS Jane's)
 
 
 
Proving that the Chinese will copy anything, they're now jumping on the MLP bandwagon
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(36)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Dear Sirs, I Am the Son of US President George H.W. Bush and I Have a Business Proposition for You"
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(15)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's not just the ingredients or recipe, it's also the preparation, proper utensils, and the cooking style. Help your fellow Farkers out. Share your tips and tricks for getting the cooking results that take some practice
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(184)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Senators McCain and Feinstein would like it if the U.S. would stop torturing people. There are, apparently, some folks who have a problem with that
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(53)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Miracle autism cure' claims to purge the body of all ailments. There may be some truth to it, too, since anyone who takes it will soon find all of their problems are over
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(134)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A gentleman may kiss a lady's hand, although he probably should stop there and not move on to licking
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon, noted CEO of JPMorgan and one of the perpetrators of the financial meltdown in 2008, wants to mansplain the global banking industry to Elizabeth Warren, a noted financial law professor and creator of TARP and CFPB
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(107)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Austrian brothel gives away free sex and alcohol for eight weeks to protest its 5 million euro tax bill... and has already had to turn away hundreds of customers
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(52)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Attention Walmart shoppers, there is a man in aisle seven taking photos up women's dresses - and here's the pic to prove it
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(87)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Freddie Gray was targeted by police on the orders of the state's attorney now prosecuting police for targeting Freddie Gray
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(58)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
OK, which one of you freaks was taking a sponge bath in the bathroom sink? 'Cause I gotta say, that's really lowering my work productivity
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SC Johnson discloses the ingredients in its fragrances, including Hawaiian Breeze. Apparently the tropical aroma of the island comes from the natural occurrence of allyl caproate, benzyl salicylate and ethyl hexanoate
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(38)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
US Senate Appropriations subcommittee would rather be reliant upon Russia's Soyuz spacecraft until 2019 than fly American spacecraft with American crews by 2017
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(115)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Taking your date to the high school prom by helicopter is mega cool. Even more impressive if you're the pilot
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(31)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
What's the appropriate way to welcome international superstar Nicki Minaj to your country? How about a 1,000 cutouts of her butt gracing the Helsinki Cathedral's steps
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(32)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Traffic fines are not about revenue generation, they are to protect citizens
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(48)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
It may only be June, but the 2015 college football bowl projections have been released. Come for the Arizona Bowl, stay to see who will be in the National Championship game
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans move to block Environmental Protection Agency from protecting the environment
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(138)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The NRA proudly claims victory as Wisconsin repeals its handgun waiting period law, in place since 1976. Because waiting two extra days for your Glock is just too darned inconvenient
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(512)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Good news: Math professor determines the final fate of MH370. Bad news: Includes a bit of geometry, specifically a 90-degree angle
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(155)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Protip: When turning yourself in to police for leaving your children locked in a hot car, don't leave your children locked in a hot car while you do it
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(26)
 
(Beyond the Flag)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this incredible newsflash, but NASCAR is considering tweaking the rulebook after incident with high profile driver
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(24)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ten women arrested in strip club sex sting after undercover cops discovered the prostitution offers first hand
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(114)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
93 year old woman who parachuted into occupied France ahead of D-Day, scouted German positions, and sent coded messages back to the Allies finally gets her medal. Peggy Carter approves
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(109)
 
(Reseller (NZ))
 
 
 
Apple promises porn on your wrist by September
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(49)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama spokesman who promised to confront corporate interests is now McDonald's spokesman
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(32)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Here it is, John Oliver's "The Mittens Of Disapproval Are On"
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally, proof that allowing gay marriage will ruin traditional marriages
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(103)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A day with the Red Baron, filmed in 1917. Shows him flying the Fokker Dr.I prototype and his 61st victory, a Sopwith Pup
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Giants rookie pitcher hits three batters. Promptly makes up for it by tossing the first MLB no-hitter of the year
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(38)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Every film shoot in New York City, mapped. Click a street to see a list of projects filmed there, or filter by title to find all of a movie's New York shooting locations
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(14)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
HOA works to improve the image of HOAs nationwide by threatening the family of a beloved local pastor who had a well-made ramp installed after suffering a stroke and multiple brain surgeries
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(322)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey approves breast milk banks. New mothers pumped
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(51)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This woman is probably not horrified enough about the unexplained appearance of 107 garden gnomes in her yard overnight
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(50)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
"People really didn't really LIKE anything about our product" is a good reason for why your startup failed
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This was filmed a block from where I live: professional hockey player PK Subban stopped by and played some street hockey, absolutely making some kid's day
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(13)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
All you need to prove your identity to vote in Wisconsin is an expired military ID, a bank statement, and your child's long-form birth certificate
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(235)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Problem: you're Apple, and iOS's home screen is static and antiquated. Solution: rip off Android widgets and Google Now, get tech writers to say you're transforming the smartphone paradigm away from the home screen
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(132)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Westbrook then takes it, inspects it, rubs it, dribbles it, holds it, smells it and, after approving it, passes it to each of his teammates, a sacred ceremony before the players circle up and sprint out of the tunnel"
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(3)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police department bans knit caps, baseball hats, and, most significant of all, visible tattoos. "To be professional, we must look professional"
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(116)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Einstein," the centerpiece of a $4.5 billion National Cybersecurity and Protection System (NCPS) program, fails to stop Chinese hack of U.S. government personnel files. Failure is only relative
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(45)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Incredibly productive burglar baked potato, raked leaves, forgot to get milk
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(24)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Well, maybe the "female viagra" was approved by the FDA for political reasons, and not at all due to testing on a group of men
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police find abandoned vehicle with front-end damage that belongs to Patriots LB. On-Star reports that driver mentioned hitting a deer before fleeing the scene. Police think the deer may have weighed approximately 3,840 pounds
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Further proof that PBS is a tool of liberalism designed to indoctrinate children into their sordid ways: Sesame Street actually helps kids learn
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(59)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Strange new product allows tattoo artists to practice before working on people. Still no cure for large, ugly tattoos (w/video)
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(19)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A documentation of the birth of Corporate Jesus (profits be unto Him)
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(45)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
There's an exploit in Witcher 3 allowing infinite money by slaughtering infinite cows. Does CD Projekt RED A) remove cows entirely B) make cow hides worthless or C) unleash a nigh-unbeatable mutant cow defender to protect the innocent bovine?
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(97)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senator wants to declassify the report showing the TSA failed to find 95% of prohibited items at the checkpoints. The TSA said they would, but they can't find that either
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(71)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Iowa is losing its prominence as the most politically significant state in the US
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(63)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Last week, John Oliver promised to drink Bud Light Lime if the U.S. got Sepp Blatter removed from FIFA. Last night, he delivered on that promise
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(66)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Peter Falk's daughter campaigning for bill that protects children's rights to visit their sick parents, and just one more thing
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(47)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Could Chicago's propensity towards collective gun violence be caused by lead poisoning? Certainly enough people die of lead poisoning from gunfire, so it's possible
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(69)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline: 'Intolerant Jackass Act' Proponents Can Begin Collecting Sigs
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(43)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing coffee on Westboro Baptist Church demonstrators outside Beau Biden's funeral. Police won't say if the man will face charges since he vastly improved the smell coming off the demonstrators
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(131)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"You might say it's a *puts on sunglasses* novel approach. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(23)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With Johnny Manziel under center, the Cleveland Browns do the sensible thing and trade for a Pro-Bowl punter
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Getting an 85 in school is usually pretty good. Shooting an 85 if you're a pro golfer is absolutely embarrassing, though
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(41)
 
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Protip for the police: there is a difference between saltine cracker crumbs and crack cocaine
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(99)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The job of the Colombian National Protection Unit is to protect people at risk of kidnapping. Their chief has an 11 year old daughter. You can guess where this is going
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(19)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"(Drawdy) said he saw it on 'Dateline' approximately eight years ago and this is where he got the idea to steal the checks. And in the meantime, he has actually studied fraud"
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(30)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin denies that Russia is a threat to any NATO nation, promises to only invade non-NATO countries
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(40)
 
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
Headline: Rocky Mountain High produces some undesirable side effects. Article: We did some research and come to find out, we couldn't find any undesirable side effects of this Rocky Mountain High. At all
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(72)
 
(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
Most seven-year-olds want an XBox or a GoPro for their birthday. This seven-year-old wanted to ride his bike the 15 miles and 3,000 feet up to Glacier Park's still-snowy Logan Pass--and he got his wish
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(47)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
One of the first things your flight instructor ought to teach you is to not walk into the propeller
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(75)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dead lizard found in can of tomatoes by housewife cooking a curry, immediately improves quality of British cuisine by its presence
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(26)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
"United Passions" is a new film highlighting how noble, fair, and honorable FIFA is. And before you ask, it's just a total coincidence that FIFA provided 85% of the production budget
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(32)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel declares 2015 Shark Week begins July 5 plus August weekend, with 19 primetime hours of exciting programming like Alien Sharks: Close Encounter, Shark Trek, Return of the Shark Serial Killer, Ninja Sharks, and Bride of Jaws
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Country radio music consultant tells stations their ratings would improve if they played more songs by men, fewer songs by women, less country music
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(83)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
A music group has made a music video using only GTA V and Subby is pretty sure GOD MODE must have been used to keep this from being the most frustrating process of all time
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(21)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Spanish woman denied the right to sell hot property on eBay. Difficulty: Plots of land on the sun
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(88)
 
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Christian family in the ancient city of Nineveh is reportedly defending the 2,700 year-old tomb of the Jewish prophet Nahum, as the armies of terror group ISIS advance in the region and are now only 10 miles outside
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(136)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
These period-proof underwear may eradicate the need for tampons and sanitary towels: "I have now been wearing my THINX Hiphugger for about 8 hours and no complaints. I can't even tell I have them on - which is what women want"
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(129)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Problem: You see a man standing in porta-potty with his pants around his ankles and the door open fondling himself. Solution: Tip it over on the door side and call police
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(96)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Name of new Chinese restaurant is I Don't Know. Abbott and Costello approve
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(27)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You can try your hand at bullfighting. You can also try on a Batman costume. Or if you want, you can try pole vaulting. You probably should not, however, try more than one of these things at a time
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly, the solution to the problem of online privacy is to give Mark Zuckerberg more money
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paleontologist submits paper announcing discovery of new dinosaur, proposes to girlfriend in the acknowledgements. Awwwsaratops
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In 2010, while the economy was still a smoldering ruin thanks to their mortgage market shenanigans, US prosecutors summoned Goldman-Sachs execs to Washington for a sit-down- to talk about terrorism funding, and ONLY that
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis and need a partner?
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(80)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A look at how Walmart became the modern day town square, complete with income disparity, cheap products, and horrible vests
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(11)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The two best days in a boat owner's life are the day he buys the boat and the day he sells the boat. The worst one, however, is probably the day he gets crushed between the boat and his car by a burning Cheverolet
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(32)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Man attempts to set world record for the worst proposal ever
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(166)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We've seen this story before -- an employee is hooked on drugs and steals from his boss," said Prosecutor Mark Lindquist. "The twist here is the boss is a world famous artist"
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Preliminary NTSB report of Philadelphia Amtrak crash finds the train was in perfect working order and the tracks in good shape. The problem apparently started when the two somehow got separated
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(75)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Out of 18,000 police departments in the U.S., only 21 are participating in a government program to count police killings and record uses of force. Why no mandatory national database?
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(100)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Air India to provide yoga sessions for cabin crews and pilots. Finally, one airline that will have employees bending over backwards for passengers
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(7)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Slightly dodgy poem prompts run on sales of fainting couches
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan Prosecutor on ransacking a medical marijuana provider's home and keeping her stuff: "The ladder was just as much a part of this operation if she used it to reach the top of her plants"
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(170)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The man who organized an anti-Muslim protest in front of a Phoenix mosque admits that in the end it was a pretty stupid idea. "This whole thing did blow up in my face"
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(108)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New survey shows Barack Obama is the least popular living president - and probably less popular than most of the dead ones, too
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(179)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FOXNews will subject to the Duggars to "tough questions" like "Do you approve of liberals in the White House?" and "Are you planning on any more children?"
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(214)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Red Sox, who make Toronto look like they could win the Pennant (wait for laughs), promise that they won't send GM Farrell to Pawtucket
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(33)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
"What kind of mayor was Bernie Sanders?" A good one, a progressive one, an American one. Bernie Sanders: I looked like Gene Wilder in 1981
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(200)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine is about to become the sixth state to approve permitless, or "constitutional" carry
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(325)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Bush's approval rating has gone sharply up
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama's approval ratings have gone sharply down
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lead role cast for Harry potter spin-off film, "Fantastic Franchise Profits and Where To Find Them"
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(27)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you're like most Americans, you don't know who's playing in 2015 Stanley Cup, and don't really care. Here's an analysis of uniforms to let you pick a favorite based on aesthetic appeal, with Top 10 fashion storylines to follow as series progresses
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(75)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Walmart asks suppliers of animal products to treat their animals better than Walmart treats its employees
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(13)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Sure you've heard about being brainless, probably even know a few, but have you ever heard about having your brain too full?
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(18)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Guide to Windows 10 free upgrade to the left, first world problems to the right
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(153)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Aramark is the proud souvenir sponsor of Popealooza 2015. Get your pope on a rope while they last
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
JFK, 1960: "I'm proud to say I'm a 'Liberal.'" Ted Cruz, 2015: "JFK would be a Republican today"
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(150)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Protip: there's a difference between dental health and mental health. We're looking at you, mister dentist's office masturbator
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(40)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute of Political Science proves that lots of people hate Hillary Clinton and lots of people love Hillary Clinton. More on this fascinating story as 2016 approaches
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(111)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The latest product to be delivered by bicycle in NYC? Mattresses. Seriously, no springs attached
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(28)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Another parachutist injured at Skydive DeLand, as DeLanding continues to be the source of the problems
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(53)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Congressional intern arrested for exercising constitutionally-protected right
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(76)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's First World Problem: Today's bestsellers are "too big to be enjoyed." In other news, Slate has ADHD
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(124)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
29 obscure regional words and phrases we should start using. There's no honeyfuggling going on. That's a promise
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(27)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars are prone to cyberattacks, so enjoy your ride
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(52)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One Million Moms gets thousands of signatures protesting Fox's Lucifer because it portrays him as the good guy, and not as how he appears in the Bible. You know, where he does nothing but watch God be a dick to Job and his family to win a bet
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Man who designed the MLB logo dies at age 82, is the first person to be associated with professional baseball past the age of 81 since Jamie Moyer
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(20)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man cuts his daughter, stabs self in the neck at McDonald's. Probably after finding out what really goes in to those burgers and chicken nuggets
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uganda hit by wave of naked elderly women protesting land seizures. Huge tracts of arid land
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(14)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand midwives will be held accountable if they spread anti-vax propaganda, measles
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(31)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Quantum physicists prove that reality doesn't exist until it is measured, perhaps explaining why subby's teenage son tried to take a measuring tape into the bathroom
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Time Warner/Charter merger: "Through a mix of golden parachutes, advisory fees and investment returns, a handful of cable executives, traders and bankers stand to reap enormous profits"
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(18)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Bob Schieffer, 78, retires from CBS today, hopes to spend time with others his age watching CBS prime time programming
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(14)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Too many Americans are saying they're pro-choice. This can only be because they don't know what pro-choice actually means
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(347)
 
(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
Greeks open to compromising position
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(6)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Proudly supporting the human rights abuses of World Cup 2022
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the GOP actually HAS a proposed alternative to Obamacare. Not nearly as shockingly, The American Academy of Actuaries has analyzed their plan, and concluded it is an unworkable mess
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(173)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps Martin O'Malley hasn't thought his Hillary and Bernie problem all the way through for his presidential run
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(85)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Canadian basketball pro successfully pulls off the old "fake injury wedding proposal"
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(1)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Season four of The Mindy Project will introduce a new female friend to try and make Mindy more appealing
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(28)
 
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New art project creates 1,000 identical suitcases representing early immigrants, which people traveling to and from North America will be encouraged to take through customs. As if
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(2)
 
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
There are a lot of ways to show confidence in your product. Having somebody take a rifle and shoot you in the groin shouldn't be one of them
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(22)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will track improvements and potential rain cause clownshoes to occur early and often? Will jet dryers be safe from a hot Montoya? This is your Indycar Duel in Detroit race 1 discussion thread at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(248)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman arguing with relative inside Burger King pulls gun, is promptly shot by cop
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(67)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Costco refuses to raise the price of its $4.99 rotisserie chicken, despite the urge to recoup higher profits
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Even if you are a self-proclaimed expert on the happiest place on Earth, here are eight secret things you didn't know about Disneyland
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(58)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Meet Margaret Hamilton, the badass '60s programmer who saved the moon landing
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Brazilians love new bible-based soap opera. It probably helps that you know which characters are going to come back from the dead in advance
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Armed bikers wearing "Fark Islam" t-shirts and holding cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed will protest religious terrorism at mosque
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(332)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Animal control officers called to protect neighborhood from stuffed tiger
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Fri May 29, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
How many Orange County prosecutors does it take to violate the constitutional rights of one mass murderer? All 250 of them
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(134)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nike proud that none of its child slave laborers were involved in FIFA bribery scandal
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(8)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Rutgers defensive back's prospects for landing a roster spot in Dallas improve considerably
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(8)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The U.S. is producing so much oil right now, our refineries are almost at capacity and we're looking for new customers to sell our surplus to. No, this is not an alternate Earth or a temporal side-effect of the Large Hadron Collider
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(120)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Texas floods force Anheuser Busch to properly label their cans
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(59)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Producers on The Bachelor have given up all pretenses t