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500 headlines found matching 'pro'
Sat April 18, 2015
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve upon this elaborate artsy shot
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(18)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Animal rights protesters? In MY circus? Send in the clowns
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sorry hip young progressive voters, maybe next presidential election. Maybe
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(192)
 
(Caribbean 360)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Increase in demonic possession prompts Vatican to train army of exorcists
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(43)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jarret Stoll's arrest for cocaine and MDMA proves at least the Kings are getting better at possession
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas House approves gutting municipal fracking bans and would give the state the exclusive right to regulate the oil and gas industry, because Texas
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(51)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck, descendent of a slave owner, requested PBS censor the fact that an ancestor owned slaves from his episode of "Finding Your Roots", after producers discovered Ben Affleck's ancestor owned slaves
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(90)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother gets her daughter's school to rename their father-daughter dance to Spring Fling because not all children have fathers in their lives. And not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Much like a bad penny, the Fark Weird News Quiz is back. The only quiz on Earth that has been scientifically proven to make you taller and more muscular (if you're female) or get larger, more attractive breasts (if you're male)
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(23)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that the bond between a dog and his person is as strong as the bond between a parent and child, because DAAAAAAWWWWWWW
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angie's List CEO to step down. Company says he performed well on financial issues but was unable to delegate. Overall, they would probably use him again
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(17)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
For those disappointed that the SpaceX Falcon didn't deliver an earth-shattering kaboom, this GoPro video shot from the drone ship will cheer you right up
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(50)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Dear politicians running for president, stop using us flyover states as your personal feel-good political prop - then flying back to your political nests. Thank you
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A professional game hunter has been trampled to death by an elephant he was attempting to kill for its ivory. Tag is for the elephant
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(268)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pilots crashing planes? No problem Just get rid of pilots. Wait, what?
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(36)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(139)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Australian feral cats are eating literally all of nation's wild mammals, and they can't be eradicated. "The only place many mammal species are secure are inside cat proof fences"
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Thu April 16, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Problem: Florida will run out of funds for a low-income health plan, something which could have been totally avoided if Governor Rick Scott had allowed ACA funding for it. Solution: Sue the federal government for the money
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nazi cross-dressing nymphomaniac dominatrix prostitute fired for being a banker. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cool: Man trying to build a Time machine. Sappy: So he can go back in time and visit his dead father. Interesting: He might have a shot at succeeding since he's a Professor of Theoretical Physics at U-Conn
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(94)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The biggest problem at Coachella this year was: A) Rampant drug use; B) Shiatty bands; C) Hundreds of fake IDs
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(25)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lawsuit over frozen embryos causes Sofia Vergara to have modern family problems
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(11)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Have you read Hamlet? No? Okay, well here it goes...my father was murdered when I was young, and through a string of eerie coincidences I learned my uncle probably murdered him. Should I stage a fake play to get my uncle to confess?"
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(65)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bang & Olufsen 1Q profits amplified after strong sales
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(2)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran wants to be on Game of Thrones: 'I'm going to hound the producers for a part'
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(18)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fishing boat crew: We got a big one in the nets Captain, what should we do? Captain: Being it's a Russian submarine, we're probably going to need a bigger boat
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(19)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How Israel's secret nuclear program was so secret" This also started a long tradition of the CIA being caught totally unawares of things the rest of the world knew and saw coming
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fruit industry in uproar over whether it's hygienic for workers to pee on the crops: "Urine is virtually sterile when it leaves the human body, it does not carry any bacteria and has been used by growers for years as it is very high in nitrogen"
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus shows her boobs. Six more weeks of vapidness (probably not safe for work)
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's biggest problem isn't his own record, policies or beliefs. Nope, his biggest problem is that he can't keep a muzzle on his own father ... and his dad is REALLY not helping
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(37)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Medical professor attends son's abstinence-only sex ed class, live tweets the proceedings: "Paper babies are being handed out to EVERYONE. They have ALL HAD CONDOM FAILURE AND THE WHOLE CLASS IS PREGNANT"
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(107)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
How is it that domestic oil production and oil reserves are both skyrocketing?
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One percentage point at a time, Conservatives propose to give tax breaks to the wealthiest two-tenths of 1 percent of Americans instead of the wealthiest 2 percent of Americans
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(50)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee House approves of opportunity to lose the state millions of dollars in a lawsuit
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(54)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to alter the role of Wall Street in American life and she doesn't need the kids in Congress to approve it
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(44)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals, a month ago: OMG REPUBLICAN TRAITERS LETTING BIBI SPEAK TO CONGRESS HE'S A FURRENER. Liberals, today: Oh, the Clinton Foundation will continue taking foreign money while Hillary runs? Why should that be a problem, grow up
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(127)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Video
 
Sizzler was the most patriotic steakhouse, this 1991 video proves it
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(20)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Here's the over-the-top Flash/Arrow Fight Club promo you may have missed if you didn't watch iZombie last night
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Wed April 15, 2015
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Braves management has a brilliant solution to stadium traffic problems. Fans are encouraged to ride their bikes to the game
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(20)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering why workplace productivity has been down and the Internet has been slow the past few days, it's because a mother gave her son an allowance, found it torn in pieces, and decided to take a picture and post it on Facebook
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(203)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss 1Q profit goes from relaxed to slim
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(27)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Pepsi replaces Coca-Cola as main food and drink sponsor for the NBA. Company will promote Mountain Dew, Doritos and Ruffles. Otherwise known to Memphis Grizzlies fans as breakfast
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(27)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Protecting the huge manatee from huge humanity asshats
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(49)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top 1% control 42% of wealth. Now guess what percentage of Americans rate income tax as the number one problem in the US?
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(218)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie outlines his first major policy proposal, should he get the big chair: Instead of retirement, he's just gonna gobble up your grandmother. It's cheaper that way
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(46)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fantastic catch by Rockies' third baseman Nolan Arenado is called beyond improbable. "That was the greatest play I'd ever seen from a teammate"
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
A giant sack of hairy testicles will run in the London Marathon - which only proves he's nuts
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(5)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Just click this link to find out how to protect yourself from phishing attacks
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(42)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
First color photos back from NASA's New Horizons probe that's visiting Pluto are in and they're ... well they are blurry
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(45)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you add a "possession of a deadly weapon" charge to your rap sheet while doing a stretch in County, it probably won't enhance your rep in the yard if that weapon is a spork
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(40)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pep Boys posts 4Q profits for only Manny, Moe
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(7)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Adorably, the Guardian thinks there's an "empire of progressives" who will force Hillary to move left
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(48)
 
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
NFL draft prospect, who played college ball in Nebraska, thinks New Orleans is "pretty boring". What have you been smoking? (Looks at drug test results) Oh
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(52)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Little people's problems: massive college debt. Very Important New York Times Readers' problems: massive pre-school debt
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(84)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
The government takes away your rights, nothing. The NSA spies on you, nothing. Start charging you for volleyball that's a protesting
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(34)
 
(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
Colorado marijuana taxes finally start helping schools: "We have been putting Band-Aids on schools that really need to be rebuilt. To receive $40 million per year in marijuana taxes would provide more than just new roofs and boilers"
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(225)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol: If the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, why can't Republicans nominate Dick Cheney? Democrats: Please proceed, Mr. Kristol
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(126)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
How far down the list of "Annoying Problems That Need Government Regulations" do you have to go before you get to hair-dryer noise in restrooms?
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Milwaukee Bucks have unveiled a new logo for next season, which is suppose to look fiercer than their last one. Is it really an improvement?
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(51)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Just after they made the vinyl LP a high-priced collectible, collectors now proclaim the VHS videocassette will become a high-priced collectible, thanks to fools who threw out their VHS tapes en masse
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(198)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indiana decides that actually passing comprehensive LGBT protections is too much work, hires a PR firm to work on its image
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(61)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Congrats to former GOP Rep. Bob Inglis for receiving the "Profiles in Courage" award, for bucking the GOP trend and admitting that, yes, science is real and we're all very very screwed
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(73)
 
(Some Georgia Walmart)
 
 
 
A religious freedom bill at work: Woman's doctor prescribes drug to avoid invasive surgical procedure after a miscarriage. Pharmacist tells woman that she "couldn't think of a valid reason why you would need this prescription" and refuses to fill it
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(407)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
John Dickerson to take over "Face The Nation" when Bob Schieffer retires, thrilling the 27 people who still watch the program
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(25)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
To keep bugs off airplane wings, NASA is trying out anti-stick coatings. Gremlins immediately protest to the FAA, seek immediate injunction
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(9)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
And the first person to promise to move to Canada if Hillary is elected is: a divorced man who makes rocking chairs, doesn't own a TV, and once rode a bucking bronco 32 minutes
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(140)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton let slip the GOP's 2016 campaign slogan: "Vote us, because we promise nuclear war"
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(195)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Why Hillary is probably going to win" I think this is a repeat from 2008
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(123)
 
(Some Fed Up Guy)
 
 
 
Don't like the Patriot Act? Want protections for whistelblowers like Edward Snowden? Then contact your reps and encourage them to vote for this
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(44)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Who said it: politician or professional wrestler?
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(33)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado program cuts teen pregnancy rate by 39%, abortions are down 42% and Medicaid birth-related costs dropped by $49 million. Naturally, Republicans are trying to kill it
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(90)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
The ice is thinning on the lakes as spring approaches. Please remove your fishing shanties and for God's sakes, stop landing planes on them
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(32)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
At last, a solution to the great yogurt problem: how to get all the yogurt off the lid without licking it like a fool?
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(37)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Anonymous follows up its contributions of nothing to #ows and to the Arab Spring by contributing nothing to the cause of the student protesters in Quebec
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(52)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Brain training games: No proof they prevent cognitive decline. Also, Brain training games: No proof they prevent cognitive decline
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(27)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
ProTip: If ever you should be stranded out on the ocean and are forced to send a message in a bottle seeking help, do it the smart way. Here comes the science
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(11)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Problem With Deploying Trigger Warnings:" The researchers and writers of this study say it's a ground-breaking, long-awaited look at trigger warnings in college syllabi. Everyone else, unfortunately, is afraid to read it
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(90)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Americans for Prosperity says bill goes against voices of "millions of Montanans." Except Montana only has 1 million people
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend while they toured the Astrodome. Because what place is more romantic than a giant, hallow, decrepit, abandoned, money-sucking relic of the past?
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. recon plane intercepted in 'unsafe' and 'unprofessional' manner by Russian fighter jet; индивидуалист and гусь wanted for questioning
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(54)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: Ringo Starr says he was mad 'for 20 years' after The Beatles broke up. Good?: He can't remember whole years due to a drinking problem
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(43)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"We can proudly say we're the first family on the block to have a swimming pool designed by Vanilla Ice." Word to your mother
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch pledges $1 million prize to the first person that can live to be 123, who will turn around and spend it all on medical procedures needed to keep them alive for another year
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(16)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dear Matt O'Connor: THANK YOU. Sincerely, the National Champion Providence College Friars and this submitter
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(26)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
A Colorado bill which would make it a felony to use explosive gases to produce marijuana concentrates at home "follows a rash of explosions and injuries resulting from amateur hash oil production"
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(89)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch is on the pole again, which has NASCAR devising foolproof plans for last-minute phantom debris cautions again at Texas Motor Speedway's Duck Commander 500 (ugh). Coverage begins at 7 PM EDT on Fox
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(838)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"At first I thought it was a joke," Dior told the Herald on Sunday. "Now I am having to spend thousands of dollars I can't afford on legal advice to prove I can use my own name. It is crazy"
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink bottled water, you're probably contributing to California's water shortage as much as any Californian is
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(101)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
1. Crank up the media hype machine 2. Build too few units on purpose for initial shipments 3. Get the SOLD OUT huge demand headlines 4. Profit, and how
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(68)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Randy Cramer (aka Captain Kaye USMC), claims to have spent 17 years on Mars in a highly classified space program protecting five civilian colonies from Martians. According to him, head transplants are not uncommon as a result of battles with aliens"
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(44)
 
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Just in time for International TableTop Day geeks emerge from their mom's basement to suggest you play 10 games you're probably not cool enough to have heard of
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springtime in Montreal --- 75,000 take to the streets to protest government austerity measures, tuition, healthcare... uh, public transport budgets, climate change... police brutality, milk prices
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(78)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Even prostitutes can be very happy with their work. "We're doing things we're good at"
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(124)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Comedian is sentenced for conning the Birmingham City Council into investing more than $18,000 into a bogus mentoring program for students called Class Clowns. That's the joke
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(14)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Serious security flaw found in OSX. Apple only fixing the flaw in Yosemite because programming is hard and stuff
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(102)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Spanish protesters stage first ever "hologram march" in protest against new law that limits right to rally. Police respond by creating hologram riot squad, start the hologram protester beatdowns
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(26)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Court takes away man's gun collection following feud with neighbor. Which was promptly followed by the sound of the NRA's collective heads exploding
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(274)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"Boy, there are days where I get up and say 'Where the hell did my talent go? Look at this crap that I'm producing here. This is terrible. Look, I wrote this yesterday. I hate this, I hate this'"
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(26)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
You'll probably get some cool film by flying a drone around in zoo exhibits. But keep in mind that the chimps have anti-aircraft weapons
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(18)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
An urn containing ashes, a headstone, a 42 inch TV, a satellite dish, large paintings and a toilet and cistern = One hell of an inappropriate party or a list of items left at Dublin Airport
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro-wrestler takes his number 1 fan, a high school girl with Autism, to her junior prom. It's still real to her
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(47)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ABC anchor David Muir says he wouldn't wish Brian Williams' problems on anyone. Except maybe for Lester Holt, Scott Pelley, Matt Lauer
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(4)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
France: Hi Vatican, can you approve our new ambassador? BTW he's gay. Vatican: .... *tumbleweed*
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(81)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says he'll change his stance on gay marriage if anal sex researchers produce a baby
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(260)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
What is the world coming to when a man can't even rob an old lady at a bus stop without getting his ass kicked by a funeral procession?
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(20)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead, but produces a crapload of toxic bacteria
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(28)
 
(Sarnia Observer)
 
 
 
Guy is shocked that foil roasting pan he bought at Dollarama folded while removing turkey from oven and burned his feet. "I won't be recommending this product," Harding said. "It makes me wonder about the other kitchen products in the dollar store"
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(111)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Religious fundamentalists who refuse to sit next to women on planes are increasingly causing problems for airlines. Not those fundamentalists, the other ones
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(256)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Now watch these proud graduates of the Elaine Benes school of dance
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(9)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Amazon files first-ever lawsuit against fake product reviews. Finally, a five star business move
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(47)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
I'mma gonna git you, Rand. You may think you're protected and safe but I'mma gonna get you. Or my name ain't Lindsey, no it ain't. Mmmhmmm
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(77)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
A former Naval officer has been convicted of stealing waterproof clothes so he could carry out his sexual fantasies about being a prisoner of war. Yep, that makes total sense
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(22)
 
(Chicks on the Right)
 
 
 
How will your state rank economically in 2015? It's simple, if you're in the Bible Belt, you will prosper; but if you dwell in some liberal hellhole, you'll be celebrating New Year's Eve drinking Listerine and dining on ketchup packet-flavored ramen
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(188)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, we routinely call Chairman Mao a pussy and say he ruined China, but thatʻs here on Fark, not on Chinese state-owned telev... hang on, what? Folks, I think we have a new hero, and probably soon a martyr too
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walgreens to close 200 stores, or approximately .0000002% of their total locations. If you didn't crack your forehead on a Walgreens storefront while reading this, you live under a lava field, or 50 light years away from any known habitable planet
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(40)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In an age where the sport of professional baseball is all about profit and loss, the Padres have signed a wheelchair-using pitcher for 20 straight seasons so he can keep his health benefits
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating at an all time high of 80 percent. Yeah it's in Cuba, but you take what you can get
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(28)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is a violent spouse abuser and a lizard person and also probably Hitler. Yep, let's go with that
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(47)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
By the year 2025, the only non-superhero programming on television will be local news and the home shopping network
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(68)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee House, Senate committees pass bill to make Bible the state book - all while claiming it doesn't promote Christianity above other religions
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(81)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Prosecutors looking into possible sleazy dealings involving 1 WTC observation deck contract awarded to Jerry Jones with help from Chris Christie, and by "possible" they mean "shriekingly obvious to anybody except a New Jersey politician"
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(21)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Prominent mouth breathing Republican stooge claims that vaccinations are the new holocaust. Wait, did I say Republican?
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(185)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Blood rain' to fall on Britain. It's either red dust from Saharan sandstorms or the beginning of the Limey Apocalypse End Times, as spoken of in the prophecy
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The 14th Amendment guarantees equal protection of the laws to every "person." But do gays and women really count as people?
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(206)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This just in from Captain Obvious: The amount of money you earn is inversely proportional to the amount of actual work you do
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA scientists reveal 2018 plans to send a spacecraft into the upper atmosphere of the sun, probably at night when it's cooler
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(34)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Fourth skydiving death in two years at Skydive DeLand suggests that DeLand may not be the only problem
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(93)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Thief steals convertible Indy 500 pace car...from showroom floor...through plate glass window. Police on the look out for white, shirtless male...probably covered in blood
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
DEA wants to triple production of marijuana for "research," throw one biatchin' party with Biden
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(52)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian jets attack ISIS bases in Syria, promptly apologize for doing so
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(82)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to conserve water, you'll water your flowers with old pasta water, you'll rinse your produce in the bathtub, and you'll collect the cold water in your shower while waiting for the water to get warm
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Wed April 08, 2015
(TSN)
 
 
 
Jack Nicklaus just proved that he is infinitely better than Tiger (Video of awesomeness)
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(27)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How many projectionists does it take to change an IMAX projector bulb? Two, in protective gear, with screwdrivers, wrenches, and a spare guy in case the $6,000 bulb explodes
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(77)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
President Obama apparently found the one secret service agent who wasn't drunk, stoned, or getting blown by some South American prostitute and made him teach his daughter how to drive
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(166)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Here is a list of "improper benefits" that can get you perma-banned from playing Div I football: 1) food 2) shelter 3) money from your family
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(36)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Judge issues stinging 'You should probably stop killing people, please' request in naturopathy death case
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(56)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve says the weak March jobs was probably temporary. Of course, in this economy most of the jobs that are created are all pretty much temporary
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(14)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
12 years ago today, a desperate cry for help was sent down from Donald Rumsfeld's office and promptly ignored
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(82)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Mystery over 1974 cocktail chart produced by U.S. Forest Service
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Confronted with onerous and overbearing federal rules, states decide to more or less do their own thing. Unsurprisingly, somebody has a problem with this. Surprisingly, it's Fox
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(84)
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
And the next progressive hippie utopia to decriminalize marijuana is... Wichita, KS?
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Has Big Gay ruined the purity of professional body building?
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(183)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mayor wins election despite having died last month. Says he plans soon to introduce new "No Braaaaaain Left Behind" program and new "stumbling around groaning" tax relief
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(8)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
I could do more than smell the flowers. Copulate for hours. Fornicate with a sock. Make your skin start scratchin'. 'Cause we been a sexin'. If I only had a cock (probably not safe for work language)
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(52)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You probably shouldn't feed figs to a vegetarian. Here's the disgusting reason why
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(91)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The creator of the Trollface meme has made hundreds of thousands in licensing fees, Problem?
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, The Flash travels back in time to the March 17th episode (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, Coulson must find allies to help protect the future of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC 9ET)
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(240)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indiana state senator Phil Boots with today's GOP minority outreach message: "I want to know where my protected class is for me as a white, Anglo-Saxon Protestant"
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(301)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Intercession of rescue agencies deprives Darwin of a resounding victory against two idiots who built a boat out of home improvement materials for a total cost of some nine British pounds and decided to go fishing in it
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(42)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Original American Pie screenplay sells for $1.2 million, or approximately $2.78 per dick joke
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says that when he ended race-based college admissions as governor in 2000, it caused minority enrollment to rise. Slight problem: No it didn't
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(86)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk guy looking for warm place to sleep breaks into building and takes a nap. Only one slight problem
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(11)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
ALEC: Hey, just because we write a lot of the laws against climate change, doesn't mean we're against climate change. And we're gonna sue your asses to prove it
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(68)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My friend asked me if I'd raise her kids if she died. I said yes, and she died right after my boyfriend proposed, and now he's called off the wedding because he doesn't want to raise someone else's kids. Are you buying any of this?"
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(102)
 
(Some Rocket Surgeon)
 
 
 
A collection of the biggest human-caused fails in rocket science history. Protip: Don't try to take an LV-2F Thor booster rocket out of a hangar all by yourself in an attempt to impress your girlfriend
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(41)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
John Travolta says he has no plans to see HBO documentary Going Clear. "Why would I even approach a negative perspective? That would be a crime to me, personally, to do that"
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(219)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangest end to a cricket game ever is further proof that Americans should stick to baseball
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(32)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Archeologists give Altamura man an approximate time of death. Italian prosecutors file charges against Amanda Knox just in case
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(15)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The lunar eclipse last week is proof that Obama is getting played by Iran. Checkmate, Libras
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(124)
 
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Obama's business crushing fiscal policies have only increased after-tax corporate profits by 174 percent. Just imagine how much better things would be if Romney was president
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(103)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why ants don't have a successful space program, a free-range artisanal toast home cost calculator, and Picard struggling with a new dialect of Tamarian: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/29 - 4/4
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(2)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bibi only pawn in game of nuclear non-proliferation
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(125)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Here's what your GoPro sees when you accidentally drop it from 10,000 feet
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(55)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Anti-abortionists stage protest outside... a dildo shop? (link now goes to cached article)
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(116)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Representative Gary Glenn (R-eally this crap again) issues "agenda alerts" on Facebook and Twitter after openly gay man is promoted to editor of his hometown newspaper
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(216)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Furious 7 sets the weekend box office aflame, earning $142 million Easter Weekend. The Jim Parsons/Rihanna animated Home is a distant #2 with $26 million, and anti premarital sex Christian propaganda film It Follows falls to #6 with $2.4 million
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(56)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
For this Easter morning SHMHC, Christian Prog/Thrash band Tourniquet tells the story of The Skeezix Dilemma: The Improbable Testimony of the Pipsisewah
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(21)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Proof that a woman can sink threes with the best of them
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(15)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Not news: Law professor sends link for her students to read. News: It's a video on Pornhub. Fark: featuring anal beads
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Will Jamie rescue Claire from Black Jack Randall and the British Redcoats? Will Colum MacKenzie find out about the Jacobite gold? How the hell do you pronounce "Laoghaire" anyway? It's the return of "Outlander" (Starz, 9pm EDT)
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(25)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
Rapper invites fan onstage. Fan promptly tosses the rapper off the stage after feeling "disrespected"
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(42)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Eight thousand years ago white people began to appear on earth, proving Adam and Eve were, in fact, Caucasian
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents are shocked, SHOCKED that a student who wrote a blog where he wrote stories about murdering other students was let back in to school because the school found the blog to be a work of fiction and protected by the First Amendment
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(124)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Producers reveal the Game of Thrones character who is part of every episode, but you never knew existed
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(39)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
90,000 baseball fans are spending this weekend at the most broken-down, busted-ass, decrepit dump of a stadium in all of professional sports, for two meaningless exhibition games between two third-tier teams. Your move, Tampa
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To get away from it all, hipster A-list celebrities, supermodels, and millionaire playboys take their vacations in Uruguayan fishing village you've probably never heard of
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(55)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Obama Administration refuses to Prosecute the Obama Administration after a Obama Administration report discovers that the Obama Administration violated federal laws
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(83)
 
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
According to Romero Institute of Education, students "backslide" in their education when not in school for prolonged periods of time, such as the summer
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(12)
 
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Texas representative pushes statewide abstinence-only sex ed. Journalist helpfully provides data on teen pregnancy rates for his district, where it has already been employed
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(148)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Dakota lawmakers vote 2-1 against providing any legal protections to their state's LGBT population, so the Fargo, ND newspaper decided to name and shame all of them
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(100)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pipeline company to 100 West Virginia landowners: Don't you folks think your land would be improved if it had one our pipelines running through it? No? Oh, well, that's what eminent domain is for
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Veteran's prosthetic eye stolen from his car. When asked why he left it in the car, the vet could only say he was trying to keep an eye out
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(36)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Nigeria's new president promises to crush Boko Haram. Because if anyone knows about crushing people down, it's a former brutal military dictator
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Judge rules a court battle over a giant emerald can proceed, no word on if a blue hedgehog still wants his claim on this valuable object
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(23)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Orthopedic study finds barefoot running is harder for people over 30. Probably because pretty much everything is harder for people over 30
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(51)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
DeBlasio: Democrats need to address progressive issues. Reporter: So what about Glass-Steagall? DeBlasio, remembering that his city's golden goose can fly to 49 other states: Wow, look at the time, gotta bounce
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(58)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If parallel universes exist, we could probably find evidence of them by checking for goatees
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(67)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vanilla Ice's theft conviction has been dismissed, as long as he promises to stop, collaborate, and listen
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(29)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana clarifies the RFRA. Sexual orientation and gender identity is now protected under the RFRA. So, I guess you all feel pretty silly now, don't you?
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(546)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Can the Bruins beat the Wings to improve their seeding? Can Ottawa close in on the 8th seed? Will the Kings get beat by the Oilers? All of this and more in your Thursday NHL thread. Games in progress
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(116)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
We understand that jail can be boring, but you should probably find ways to pass time that don't include attempting to extort politicians
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(18)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson has proposed to something known as FKA twigs, which I'm guessing is a hipster flower shop or something
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(54)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Protip: there are safe places to buy guns, but Bob's Psychedelic Gun Shop is probably not one of them (pic)
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(62)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Cotton (R-eally?) says Indiana RFRA protestors should get some perspective: "At least we don't execute gay people"
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(396)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Program to rebuild homes in NY after Superstorm Sandy paid $6.8 million to contractors for 'flawed and incomplete' work. Apparently workers were confused and thought they were doing the job to New Jersey standards
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The creators of Fry Hard - a pop-up restaurant celebrating Easter by serving only deep-fried food - are attempting to prove that everything tastes better in batter"
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(15)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most derided profession in academia? Humanities professors
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(159)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim ordinary hipster beards OVER, $200 colored hipster beards in, to amusement of stylist: "The dyed beard is so hokey, it's like signaling there isn't anywhere left to go, she said"
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(80)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Move over James Bond. Melissa McCarthy is here to become our next super spy hero and prove that body image ain't nothing but a social construct that has no bearing on actual super spy ability
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cafe offers free dessert to customers: four giant waffles, 12 scoops of ice-cream and 5,000 calories. Only two people have finished it and they probably have diabetes now (pics)
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dog gets four prosthetic legs, can now make it on his own to get steak
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(33)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Republicans trying to repeal Obamacare were still accepting money from the program. Hypocritical Republicans? I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED
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(77)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What's worse than being caught masturbating? Being caught masturbating while looking at women inside a Walmart. What's worse than that? Getting charged with damaging property with your bodily fluids
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(19)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Average home price in San Francisco will hit one MILLION dollars this month. That's approximately 200,000 slices of free-range artisanal toast
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(54)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
NASA's MESSENGER probe has discovered where Indiana state legislators will go when they die
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(68)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you travel regularly for business, you probably have a JetBlue story (or ten) to share. Said story usually ending with, "...and could they get any worse?" Well...JetBlue accepted the challenge
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(27)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Phone scammers claiming to be IRS agents call a TV producer who's worked on stories about that same scam. Doh
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(72)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man has fathered 40 children by 20 women. Degree of difficulty: not an American professional athlete
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(93)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You just know it's April Fools' Day when the West says it has 'reached a broad understanding' with Iran over its nuke program
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(21)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber gets Kanye West to produce upcoming album. Help me Yeezus
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(29)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a promising career as a biomedical engineer, and I work with my brother, who is a janitor. I'm now being referred to as The Janitor's Sister by higher-ups. Should I pretend I don't know him for the sake of my career?"
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(86)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Here are ten everyday things you're probably doing the hard way. However, calculating a 15% tip is much easier than the suggested math in this list
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(25)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
"The Maple Leafs have managed to produce a team that is not just bad, but appears to not give a damn. It's almost rubbing it in people's faces, the lack of effort. And they are the least likable group of professional athletes I have ever been around"
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(60)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Robert Z'Dar and his awesome chin set to star in the big B movie production in the sky
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(27)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If the nerdy drug dealer from this week's BETTER CALL SAUL looks familiar, you've probably seen him scam every TV news outlet in the Midwest
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(70)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Have you deactivated your Facebook account, logged out, or opted out of behavioral advertising? One slight problem ... a two-year tracking cookie
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(49)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Someone did DNA testing of what the "protein" in the most popular US pet foods is: "The major finding of the DNA analysis was the abundance of proteins from 'unspecified animal species' - or 'mystery meat' - in 14 of the 17 tested products"
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(164)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Mysterious radio wave flashes from far outside the galaxy are proving tough for astronomers to explain. All 10 bursts' dispersion measures are multiples of a single number: 187.5
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(104)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon introduces "easy" buttons for buying more products from Amazon. Go ahead, push the little button. You know you want to
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(155)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Low gravity "seriously messes with" an ant's ability to explore space. Which explains why ants don't have a successful space program yet
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(27)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Brewery installs wind turbine, becomes perpetual motion machine thanks to its main product
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(27)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Mayor tells legislature to repeal their stupid law, make LGBT a protected class, and quit acting like assholes. Not bad for a Republican
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(402)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats, Republicans join in glorious bipartisan harmony to provide a tax credit for the long-suffering yachting community
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(37)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Star Citizen began as a crowdfunding project in the fall of 2012 and has since raised an astonishing $77 million from some 770,000 backers. Yet only a few segments of the game have been released and even those are in a very early, bug-ridden form"
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(190)
 
(Grist)
 
 
 
Turns out the world's first "clean coal" plant is a backdoor subsidy to oil producers
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(26)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
There's nothing more adorable than a wanted felon arguing he has an inalienable right to grow marijuana and protect his crop with a sawed-off assault rifle
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(194)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you injure yourself on croutons, you probably deserve that $2000
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(40)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
As the War on Terror approaches its 15th year, never forget that the shortest war on record lasted 38 minutes
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turn left onto demolished bridge then proceed to your final destination, a fiery death, on right
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(49)
 
(TV.com)
 
 
 
NBC set to ease on down the road with their next live musical production
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(26)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Syrian leader Assad claims that ISIS has gained quite a following since they provoked America into fighting them. It's almost like there's a history of "provoking America = more recruits and added legitimacy"
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(38)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Study that you've probably never heard of finds non-conformity is a turn-on
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(32)
 
(Americans United)
 
 
 
After allowing Ted Cruz to make his announcement to run for President, Liberty U is saying it wasn't a political event and please don't strip us of non profit status Mr. IRS man
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(135)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Malls across new Hampshire hosted a special event for special-needs children in an effort to provide seasonal trauma for all
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(50)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mass exorcism of schoolkids leaves dozens in hysterics as priest attempts to 'banish the Devil.' Church spokesman said: "We haven't received any complaints so far, so there's no problem" (pics of problem)
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(121)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Indonesian police spark impromptu block party after smoke from 3.3 tons of burning cannabis wafts through urban neighborhood. Intrepid journalist reports the high was so intense, he had to "sit down and have a cup of tea"
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(49)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
America's pets are as obese as their American owners, and that's the problem: "95 percent of owners of overweight dogs and nine out of ten owners of fat cats think their pets appear normal"
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England's new council bans propose bizarre laws against buskers, pigeon feeding, and the sale of lucky charms, contending such bans are magically judicious
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(25)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"While high-profile units like SEAL Team Six and Delta Force get most of the media attention, the number of specialized troops in the U.S. Army National Guard is quietly growing"
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(60)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"When it comes to science, Ted Cruz is no whiz kid. On the contrary, he seems to be woefully ignorant. We know this because despite his lack of expertise, he doesn't hesitate to make sweeping pronouncements about scientific matters"
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(169)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do Izzo and MSU have another run in them or will we get one step closer to the Battle for Kentucky? Can the Zags reach their first Final Four and bust Satan's bracket in the process? The last two tickets to Indy are punched today. (2pm ET)
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(366)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like all those lost jobs, backlash, and global outrage have made Indiana's Republican governor demand clarification of the pro-discrimination bill he just signed into law
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(204)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What makes the cut as a 'smart snack' in schools? The answer may surprise you...or since you're reading this on Fark, probably not
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(108)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New research provides revelations about the most energetic event in the universe-the merging of two spinning, orbiting black holes into a much larger, even blacker hole
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(33)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
"Laser weapon extraordinaire Patrick Priebe has unveiled his latest project, a Bond-inspired laser watch, featuring a rugged metal body, carbon fiber face, a salvaged LED watch module and the most important part, a 1500milliwatt laser"
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(31)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Your professor is going to start to wonder just how much pot you smoke if you write a paper using physics to determine how fast you would fall through to the other side of Earth if a hole suddenly opened up beneath your feet
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(53)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Anti-Muslim protest in Montreal canceled due to the strength of counter-protest. "They spread hate and fear, and there's nothing to be afraid of. All we want is peace"
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(454)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Read all about the U.S.'s least-visited national park (19 visitors last year). And then enthusiastically agree that it'd make an awesome place for a Fark party, provided you don't mind aggressive man-eating bears
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(47)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Raw milk proponents are as udderly ridiculous as anti-vaxxers, at least that's what I herd
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(111)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create an ad for a product no one wants
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blackberry reports second consecutive profitable quarter
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(13)
 
(Trove)
 
 
 
NYU snowflake is outraged to find out it's $71K to go to school for a year instead of the totally reasonable $66K, is nonetheless relieved that she doesn't have to go to community college with the proles and Republicans
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(26)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: TV show ends. News: It's the longest-running Finnish language television program in history. Fark: the show has aired on a podunk TV station in the United States and most people in Finland have never heard of it
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim both the cereal cafe and the owl cafe OVER, are taking their talents to artisanal toasties, aka "melts." At £4.50, the grilled cheese offers Londoners "a gourmet American-inspired version of this much loved snack"
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
With 83% of returns processed, the average tax refund is now $2,893. The IRS thanks you for your interest free loan
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(63)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Amanda Knox, who was found guilty, not guilty, and guilty again, has now been found not guilty again. Prosecution demands an elimination trial to see who will take 3 out of 5
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(212)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds goes full Burt in first official Deadpool promo shoot
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(77)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed... you're probably face down on the court, feeling the effects of tripping over a convertible
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(5)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher will pay child support to woman dumb enough to procreate with him
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(10)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark: Plant that provides 30,000 jobs in Ukraine cannot reopen if it is ever shut down. Holy Fark: 2,000 workers keep going back to work despite the plant having been shelled 160 times since July
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(41)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Presbyterian Church USA embraces same-sex marriage, promptly receives death threats. Because that's what Jesus would do
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(54)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian veteran on disability tired of annual tradition of providing proof that his legs are still gone
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(77)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Berkeley has an ambassador program to assist people with directions, keep the streets clean and such. Let's meet Ambassador Suckerpunch
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(20)
 
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but asteroid 2014-YB35 is set to make its closest approach to Earth today. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Vikings are doing the "buy a brick" program for their new stadium complete with an online generator. You know what to do
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(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Penis-shaped property up for grabs (mildly Not safe for work)
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(41)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl sends Foo Fighters tickets to dying fan. Talk about prolonged suffering
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(22)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
In an attempt to steal back the crazy from Indiana, an Arizona legislator proposes there be a national law compelling church attendance
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(117)
 
(ShoutEngine)
 
Audio
 
And for my next trick I shall solve two of NASCAR's problems in one segment *POOOF* TADA The NASFARK Podcast Episode 7
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(6)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Self Proclaimed "God of the MRA's" who was removed from class for laughing at rape victims has upped his game by screaming racial epithets at fellow students
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(655)
 
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Montana real estate mogul owes $74 million in property taxes. In other news there's $74 million worth of property in Montana
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(48)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even if Congress stops trying to repeal the ACA, they may cause a doctor shortage anyway thanks to a training program expiring this year
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Phoenix is running out of prospective students to scam
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(120)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
"The bottom line: Whatever happens in 2015, the Cubs are positioned to keep improving, meaning this will likely be the worst Cubs team of the next six years"
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(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What degree is best for you to figure out how to be a billionaire? Hint: You need to wear a pocket pen protector
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(18)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Two of the best wrestling promotions today air their business on Wednesday nights. Unfortunately, it's at the same time, so this is your NXT/Lucha Underground clusterfark thread (8 pm ET on WWE Network and El Rey Network respectively)
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(129)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
US Post Office unveils new wellness program. Including things like the "package toss" and the "round the postal truck sprint"
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(23)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Add Mike Huckabee to the list of people that probably shouldn't be criticizing Hillary Clinton about her emails
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(38)
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When running from law enforcement, do not send out social media messages pinpointing your location. It makes the job for law enforcement a little easier to find you
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(32)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Users of dating website say that 54% of the profiles are "seriously misrepresented." The other 46% are just outright lying
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
House GOP's real test to govern is, well, anything that resembles governance and not "attack Obama programs out of spite." In this case, it's coming up with an actual budget
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(82)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alpha Delta fraternity facing 'disciplinary sanctions' that range from double secret probation to permanent revocation for violating Dartmouth's zero point zero policy against branding pledges like a steer
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monsanto to the IARC: We want a retraction on your study that says our product causes cancer. IARC: But it's true. Monsanto: Maybe you didn't hear us: ISSUE A RETRACTION
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(64)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not even three years old yet and she can probably give you an arrow to the knee at 50 yards
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(21)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Proving he ain't all that smart after all, Neil DeGrasse Tyson slams Florida for banning the words "climate change" in official state communications by saying, "I thought as a nation we were better than this"
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(163)
 
(Garden and Gun)
 
 
 
32 Southern barbecue joints break out the propane and go head-to-head in their own version of the NCAA tournament. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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(178)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
The pro-Putin strongman running Chechnya has taken to appearing in public wearing a full military uniform- of the Norwegian army, who would REALLY like to know how the hell he got it, and why?
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Improv Everywhere's Beer! The Musical!
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(12)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
San Francisco hosts first dog tech conference. No dogs were actually in attendance, though, presumably because they were too busy working on new crotch sniffing and steak-procuring technology
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(10)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
These days, it's not even safe to walk through an angry protest while black
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(22)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
90,000 cases of frozen spinach products recalled after causing severe abdominal pain, blindness in one eye, huge forearm tumors
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(18)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Upset at California attorney who seeks to pass ballot initiative titled "Sodomite Suppression Act," community activist and professional troll responds by seeking to pass ballot initiative titled "Intolerant Jackass Act"
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why do we laugh inappropriately? Includes video of THE most contagious laugh you will ever encounter, as a cricket pundit breaks down on air
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(23)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Man to police: Stripper stole my money while bouncers held cattle prod to neck, pistol to head
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(52)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ecstasy approved for terminally-ill patients in the US
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers want you to come up with a list of names for features on Pluto that we won't even see until a NASA probe gets there in July, but there must be SOMETHING there that needs to be called Uniting Friends In Astronomy
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I am hook, line and sinker in love," proclaims D-list celebrity, in what is either a terribly bad or painfully accurate use of that metaphor
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(33)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boeing has successfully obtained a patent for a 'Force Field' technology designed to protect targets from fatal explosions and shrapnel
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(111)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brian Williams makes first public comments since his six-month NBC suspension during visit to his former high school, fondly recalls scoring the winning touchdown at homecoming, putting out a cafeteria grease fire, and banging the prom queen and her runner-up in a three-way
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(22)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(360nobs)
 
 
 
Woman who fell in love with a tree explains how they have sex. Psychiatrists help her to get to the root of the problem
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(117)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Whatever the hell a "MIA" is, it has a problem with Legos and Oprah, claiming the latter called her a terrorist and the former is somehow jealous of her
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(51)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively have named their child, and for once celebrity parents choose a fairly common, straightforward name. There is one little problem some people have with it however
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(64)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Canadian English professor defends spending a year reading 900 Archie Comics. "Some of my colleagues are somewhat appalled"
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Car salesman says Justin Bieber ruined his professional integrity
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(18)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
When you get a recall notice for your car, do you get the free repair promptly, or are you one of the 36 million bastards endangering the lives of everyone else on U.S. roads?
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(113)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Shortest path problems, a key feature of graph theory with a whole lot of pretty obvious real-world applications, get insanely deep very fast. Google Maps does this for us now and we don't even really think about what a complex task it is"
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Craft beer is on a roll. There's just one problem: no one seems to be able to agree on what it actually is"
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thousands expected to witness funeral procession of King Richard III. This is not a repeat from 1485
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(43)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Today's hoops action features the Battle for Kansas, matchups of storied programs, and another home game for Dayton. Tip-off is 12:10 Eastern
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(415)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says that artificial intelligence could grow to be more intelligent than humans. Especially the ones who think they're going to get a computer to work properly on Windows Vista
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(59)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Here's NASA's cutting edge experimental plane wing, proving just about anything can be made to fly if you just keep attaching propellers to it (pics)
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(54)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered an antioxidant system that, like a generator kicking in when power fails, helps sustain the liver when other systems are compromised, and "only comes from eating protein." Yeah, we figured this was relevant to your interests
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(22)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Excuse me, but can I show you 19 photos proving Canadians are the nicest people on Earth? Sorry, did I offend you there? Sorry
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(170)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California's drought progression in five photos, or, How to tell you're boned by looking at Half Dome
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(129)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In possibly the nerdiest marriage proposal ever, man proposes to partner during solar eclipse. The Sun was not there
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(50)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Soviet propaganda videos from the 1980s erroneously portrayed the United States as an oligarchy where the rich get richer and the poor get manipulated by moneyed intere--oh crap
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(196)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
500,000-year-old tools prove dishwashers always sucked
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korean envoy warns, "We can launch nuclear missiles any time," adding, "Oh, sure, they probably won't make it much beyond the shoreline, but that's really not my point"
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(107)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teenagers arrested for participating in collaborative, well organized, goal oriented project
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(40)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo: See? We fixed all the ethics problems here so go away, nothing to see here, and certainly nothing kitzhabery at all about all a major corporation suddenly interested in major business deals with my girlfriend
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(18)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
New mobile game lets you explore Starship Enterprise and meet Captain Jean-Luc Picard "on a mission to protect baby Stewie Griffin, whose future self will create technology that threatens the Borgs' existence"
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(22)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Baltimore Orioles MLB prospect has a mid 90s fastball. News: And an accurate three-point shot. FARK: Is already in the second round of the NCAA tournament for Notre Dame
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gen. David Petraeus: Daesh is a problem, but Iranian backed militias are the biggest problem to keeping the power balance in the region
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New map created using Google Autocomplete shows the most searched for product or service in each state capital. Lots of sex, drugs and breast implants ...or the price of a gallon of milk if you're in Alaska
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(47)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are going to steal a police car, don't drive it to one of their parking lots. "...it was the easiest auto theft arrest they'd ever had"
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(14)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New campaign wants to replace the portrait of Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill with a woman. The campaign would probably be more popular if they tried to replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10. No one remembers who he is
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(101)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Beverly Hills bakery's "creative use" of guest worker program allowed owners to keep employees as virtual slaves
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(30)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Janis Joplin biopic starring Amy Adams has hit Jackie Jormp-Jomp proportions after the film's production company sues itself
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(66)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
You'd think that if you're going through life with the name Bob Kat LittleCub, being kicked off Facebook would be the least of your problems. Mike Raccoon Eyes Kinney seems to disagree
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Prosecutors ask judge to set $25 million bail for "Suge" Knight. Suge reportedly asked, "Is that all?"
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(28)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
What did that half a billion dollars that Google invested in Magic Leap produce? Here comes the demo
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joseph Gordon-Levitt teams up with Jim Henson's daughter to to produce and star in new live action Fraggle Rock movie
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(30)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What do you do when you have 6,800 kilos of fish spill on the road? Well if you're a fireman from Guizhou province in China you save them by hosing them down and putting them back in the truck (Pictures of a lot of fish)
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fourth grade class proposes bill to name state bird. Gets more of a lesson in politics than they bargained for when the bill is linked to Planned Parenthood and then fails to pass
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(156)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mr. T has a new home improvement TV show, and I'd dare you to come up with a better title
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(39)
 
(Bit9)
 
 
 
Buy phone. Get fake ID. Become CFO. Profit (Sponsored link)
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(39)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP's brilliant strategy to lure female voters in 2016 is twofold: First, promise to cut their pay, and second, promise to cut their health care
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(83)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Washington DC ranks lowest nationwide in 'work engagement,' with 78% of workers following the Homer Simpson Half-Assed Approach to Work
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those not in the know, "hashing" has been taking place since the 1930s and there are now more than 2000 "Kennels" around the world. The common theme is based on the concept of a "drinking club with a running problem"
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(24)
 
(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
The First Amendment should not protect speech I don't like, because anybody who disagrees with me is...well, never mind, we'll be banninating them anyway
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(243)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists catch coral in the act of reproducing. REPRODUCING CORAL
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(55)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli goes into rehab; Greenwich Village, Fire Island and Provincetown go into mourning
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Skipper jailed over diver's death. Professor wanted as accessory after coconut glue on bamboo air pipes dissolves
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(40)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS is planning on policing PACs and other political non-profits. In a totally unrelated note, the bill to completely defund the IRS has just gotten a unanimous vote in both the House and Senate
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(33)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Well, is there any proof that Obama DIDN'T try to nuke Charleston? Why won't he give us a straight answer? We're just asking questions here, you know
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man trolls C-Span with Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song in what was probably the most intelligent political conversation had that day
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pelosi and Boehner are ready to make a massive, sweeping deal that would permanently fix one of Medicare's biggest problems. No no, despite what you may think, this is actually a very good thing
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Wed March 18, 2015
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Colts propose extra extra point rule, a 50-yard FG try after the 2pt conversion. You guys know Vinatieri is still on your team, right?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Meet the freterosexuals: is manxiety London's latest epidemic?" Wow, two made-up words in the same headline, it's probably really scienterrific
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ann Arbor district schools plans to ban weapons on district property. And yes, some people have a problem with this
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Astronauts on the space station probably saw the aurora better than you last night, and they're posting photos to rub it in
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(15)
 
(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
What to wear when playing profession basketball in Iraq? Former Ole Miss star Marshall Henderson makes an interesting choice, a bold USA T-shirt which read: Back to Back World War Champs. Keep being you Marshall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Car carrier smashes into low bridge and ... oh my, I haven't seen a Ford product in such a mess since November 1963
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(73)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department and shopping mall team up to produce the least-funky version of Uptown Funk you'll ever see
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(21)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists develop cool process to make better graphene. The other side of your pillow approves
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(5)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
You know that your drug problem is out of hand when you go around stealing the biohazard containers of used vials and syringes from a hospital and inject yourself with the contents
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stockbrokers upset at SEC proposal to designate them as "fiduciaries" which would require them to put their clients' interests ahead of their own when advising, saying small customers won't have access to "high quality investment advice"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
St. Patrick's Day celebration in Minneapolis turns violent when hundreds of Irish teens arrive downtown via free bus and train rides and promplty begin brawling
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(123)
 
(MBL.is)
 
 
 
"Elves make a compromise with the Icelandic road administration"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Springfield, IL is now completely infested with Cobras. If only there were a daring, highly-trained special mission force that could help them with this problem
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(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You don't change the property tax laws just to benefit one person. Except in Arizona
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tara Reid reveals her progress on the new Ethiopian diet
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(55)
 
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Science proves men are just better at letting things go
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Tue March 17, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Massive solar storm earlier this week is producing some incredible Northern Lights in southern locations now. You should go out tonight and have a look
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On the bright side, if ISIS' latest propaganda video doesn't get them any new recruits, the Yakkety Sax overdub will get them a lot of hits on YouTube
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(82)
 
(South Wales Evening Post)
 
 
 
Cocaine dealers caught after buying multiple food processors from supermarket to blend their drugs: "They didn't look like typical home bakers or cooks" (pics)
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
"Internet security experts have set up Project Honey Train with an online model railway as bait, hoping to get inside the heads of cyber criminals "
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Former Jail Services Technician becomes current Jail Resident for providing too many "jail services" to inmates. With "yeah, probably" picture
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(Mediaite)