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500 headlines found matching 'pro'
Thu July 31, 2014
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
A tragic example of how a once-functioning profession is now at the whims of the attention spans of overworked interns
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Wed July 30, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Company that produces "pink slime" beef that was banned from the market after unfavorable media coverage discovers a way to solve all their problems: Sue the bejesus out of every journalist who wrote bad things about them
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(122)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher fired from Utah language school because "homophone" promotes a gay agenda and aren't aloud to be taut
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(238)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Fortune 500: 20 companies that made the most (Featured Partner)
 
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Someone put a GoPro on a hula hoop and gave it to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders during their swimsuit calendar shoot. This is the pinnacle of human achievement
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To help scientists find a cure for cancer, man pushes a sprout up a mountain with his nose
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(34)
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Protip: If you plan to rob a bank and escape on foot, be sure you have the physical ability to run more than a couple of blocks
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lostprophets discuss their lead singer's pedophile scandal and their new musical project Lostprofits
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(35)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Nanjing real estate agent creates haunted-house database listing local properties that were site of murder, suicide, or unnatural death, with intent of forestalling disputes where buyer did not know they were buying a haunted house
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1999 Rep. Tony Schnell (R-OH) proposed a bill that caused the American people to rise up and protest and spurred Congress to pass laws against his proposal. Only problem was, neither Rep. Schnell nor his $0.05 tax on email ever actually existed
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(60)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No one is quite sure how these four elephants wound up addicted to heroin, but it probably started with a gateway drug like pot. Bales of pot
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here's a supercut of Alex Trebek pompously overpronouncing and overenunciating foreign words
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(53)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Five of the dumbest and most persistent consumer conspiracy theories debunked, including why you don't need a hazmat team to clean up a broken compact fluorescent light bulb and proof there is no 300 mpg car
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(54)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Oil company applies for state approval for its plans to save one of its plants from the effects of rising sea levels and shoreline erosion. But Climate Change is a totally fake liberal-created conspiracy
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(103)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently using your own property how you see fit is absolutely horrible and should be stopped at all costs. Yes, it's in San Francisco, how did you know?
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(227)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Not news: Two women decide to walk across a 80-foot-high railroad bridge. News: When a train comes they both lie down in the middle of the tracks. Fark: And somehow survive but probably needed a change of underwear (with video)
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(96)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sum Ting Wong, We Tu Low have a new friend. Louis Slungpue of the DWP providing expert analysis that a cherry bomb caused the 10m gallon water break at UCLA
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(61)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. has created the Harry Potter Global Franchise Development team, which will work with JK Rowling to ensure that The Boy Who Lived will always have some kind of film in the processing stages. ACCIO CASH
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us sells a girl doll that pees, no one cares, it's all part of the plan. Sell an anatomically correct boy doll with a penis, and everyone loses their minds (possibly not safe for work product image in article)
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(103)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
TMNT's Australian promoters did not think their cunning plan all the way through
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stephen A. Smith provokes ESPN into banning him
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(180)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists separate a particle from one of its physical properties creating a "quantum Cheshire Cat"
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(24)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Angel of the Morning has never been more appropriately/inappropriately used for a Deadpool movie
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(134)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Christie 2011: If you allow me to cut pensions, I promise I will continue to fund them. Christie 2014: "Promises were made that can't be kept"
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(315)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Why I Have Become Less Pro-Israel
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(364)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New letters show that, despite outward appearances, Lincoln was actually every bit as nervous a public speaker as Obama without his teleprompter
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(74)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Professional mermaid, stand-in bridesmaid and pornography historian. Yep, you can really get paid for these jobs
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(23)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theory of the day that's just crazy enough to be true: Israel went to war in Gaza to prove how good its Iron Dome anti-missile shield is so it could make a fortune selling it to other countries
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(173)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Stone Brewing Co is selling future W00tstout production to raise money for its Berlin Germany expansion. Almost sold out looks like. Bonus Drew in the thread talking about beer
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(126)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Experiment with OKCupid profiles confirms that you can be a really beautiful person inside but that doesn't matter because nobody can see it in your profile picture and so nobody cares
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(104)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We get it. You're trying to prove some kind of point about the Second Amendment by going into an airport carrying a rifle just to buy some coffee. But could you watch where you're pointing that thing?
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(369)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
IDW announces comics where Star Trek meet Planet of the Apes, Angry Birds meet the Transformers, and Ghostbusters meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, prove that comics are now little more than bad fanfiction written by 12-year-old boys
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(84)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In fairness there was no "bird plucking prohibited" sign on the train
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(34)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
One-legged long jumper has unfair advantage, rivals protest
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(11)
 
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Protip: The firefighters can handle the tunnel fire themselves. It is easier when you don't steal their firetruck, though
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(17)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
With seven warrants out for your arrest, the tree outside the credit union drive window is probably not the best place to practice your knife throwing skills
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(14)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After refusing to take federal money to expand Medicaid in his state, MS Gov. Phil Bryant, says the jump in the number of uninsured people in his state since the ACA took effect is "yet another example of a broken promise from Barack Obama,"
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(195)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Silly White Girl or: How I learned that I am useless at foreign aid and love staying the fark away so professionals can work
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(166)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Cena respond to Heyman's promo? Did Stephanie survive her trip to county lockup? Will we witness the formation of a new Nation of Domination? Can Ryder win twice in a row? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm est, USA/WWE Network)
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(1851)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The USDA is moving towards final approval of a rule that would remove government inspectors and allow the meat processors to guard the salmonella assembly lines
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(78)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That "hand-bottled, small-batch" rye you like to impress your friends with? Yeah, it was produced in a giant factory distillery in Indiana
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(322)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Firefighter obesity is becoming a problem in the US, especially when the jaws of life have to be used to remove firefighters who become stuck in the hole while sliding down the pole
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(98)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why the left are way better protestors than the right (pic)
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(159)
 
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Remember the magical warlock who convinced kids to have sex with him by promising to bring their dead parents back to life? Well, he got his ass kicked in jail today
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(123)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Watson supercomputer is helping military personnel transition back to civilian life, plans to use this programming at some point in the future to help Alex Trebek successfully transition from Jeopardy host to civilian know-it-all
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(8)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Check out these propaganda posters from the Star Wars' Galactic Empire
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(45)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
So what does it look like when you duct tape a GoPro to a car tire, then drive around town? Ever see the end of '2001: A Space Odyssey'?
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Taliban poised to retake southern province of Kandahar, an event that pretty much nullifies everything the US and the west did in Afghanistan for 13 years
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(172)
 
(New Scientist)
 
Video
 
U.S. Marines flee non-lethal pain ray weapon, provide new "NOPE" gifs
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(138)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Repeal Prohibition, again
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(97)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Study finds five fold increase in "nightmare bacteria" in Southern hospitals. No need for concern though as the study likely wildly underestimates the problem
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(22)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
"No Irish Drunks" sign removed from bar after protest. To be replaced with "No Fat Americans"
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(90)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New Doctor Who Peter Capaldi promises "no flirting" and "plenty of blowing sh*t up" in new series
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(74)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The good news is that you probably don't have celiac disease. The bad news is you're a hypochondriac
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(176)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why chewing gum companies produce so many different varieties and flavors? One word: Desperation
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(26)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you're riding your motorcycle, you just need to stop and stretch your legs. In the middle of traffic on a busy highway off-ramp is probably not the optimal place to do it, however. Especially if your BAC is 2.5 times the legal limit
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Prince's "Purple Rain" opens in theaters. Here's the story of the first "Parental Advisory" sticker which adorned the soundtrack and 9 other things you probably didn't know
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(64)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
MLB complains about the net neutrality proposal that could slow down live streaming. You know things are bad when even baseball is asking to speed things up
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(19)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
One problem with beer pong: Drinking beer blessed by a ball that's been rolling around on an undergrad apartment floor. Here's a solution
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(33)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Law firm files class action lawsuit against WWE for making false claims. Proclaims that WWE has been neither sports nor entertaining since CM Punk left
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New 'Overnight Diet' promises people they can lose seven pounds in a week; still no challenger for the 'Bad Oyster Diet' that will see you lose seven pounds in one seemingly endless night
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millennial outdoes granny nanny by renting AirBNB condo for 44 days, never paying his bills, and never leaving while claiming protection under California rental laws. He's scamming Kickstarter, and looks like his greenlights were repeats too
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(156)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Full scale Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Pizza Thrower actually works, throwing pizzas fast and far enough to actually hurt people with dough, cheese, and pepperoni projectiles
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bob Dole says that the party Bob Dole used to represent and the party Bob Dole used to oppose should try to compromise on issues that Bob Dole thinks are important. Bob Dole
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(78)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The quick brown fox eats the hidden GoPro camera
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(23)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas Longhorns football media guide misspells the word "Texas" 200 times. University promises to never again use team members as proofreaders
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(35)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The non-voting congressional delegate from Washington D.C. proves why she should remain a non-voting delegate
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(122)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Self-described "soulmates" are more likely to split up than those who simply see their relationship as journey through life together, reports Professor Spike Lee
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(67)
 
(PSFK)
 
 
 
Click this link to watch a celebrity cat video that provides a meal for a shelter animal each time someone watches it - up to one million meals. Sounds like a job for Caturday
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(1381)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The Myrtle Beach Pelicans' general manager Andy Milovich makes a bet. News: And loses. Fark: Forcing him to get a prostate exam while singing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' which was broadcasted to 6,600 people on game night
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(5)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In the continuing Market Basket saga, 6000 employees and customers show up to protest while the board issues a statement of "STFU and GBTW"
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(25)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not News: Insurance refuses to buy 6 year old a prosthetic arm. News: Engineering students decide to build him one. FARK: Boy now has new bionic arm. It cost $350.00 to build. And the students just put the design into the public domain - for free
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(152)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're an older lady and you want to make a few nice gestures for the kids in your community, it's probably not a good idea to start anonymously leaving porcelain dolls on the doorsteps of girls to whom they hold an eerie resemblance
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(78)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Profiles of some of the victims of MH17 will make the room dusty
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(47)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
It's probably best to turn off your pump when fleeing from a fire at a gas station
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(41)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House GOP's latest immigration choices include voting down the original funding request to prove a point and a resolution arguing that Obama caused the child migrant surge himself
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(124)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Brooklyn woman decapitated her neighbor and then scattered her dismembered body parts all over Long Island because the victim was late paying the rent. And you thought YOUR landlord was a dick
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think you've got problems? Imagine living in Georgetown in an $8 million mansion that doesn't have a garage to hold your four cars, and there's not enough street parking, AND you even have to sometimes *shovel* in the winter
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acting unilaterally without the explicit approval of Congress, President Obama lawlessly issues Communist edict capping tax for individuals who lack health insurance
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(71)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Congress blocked from editing Wikipedia for a week for failing to properly provide citations that Donald Rumsfield is, in fact, a lizard person
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(24)
 
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Former SFSU accounting professor invites current and former students over to his house for a party; fails to account for blinking red light from camera hidden in a tissue box in bathroom
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police are beginning to start the early processes of maybe kind of opening a process in which they possibly consider the notion that there might be a slight chance, maybe, that prosecuting teenagers for sexting is a waste of resources
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R-INO) - "You have to be pro-life when they get out of the womb also"
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(132)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists are now absolutely certain that they don't know if Antarctic ice has increased or decreased, or why there is a problem with the method of determining this
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democrats offer several suggestions to improve the 'Sue Obama' bill in the House. All were voted down
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(170)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The GOP has a cunning plan to win back women voters: we're blocking contraception to protect you from brittle bones. Why is everyone laughing?
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(48)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: Don't taunt police on their Facebook page if you have an open warrant out for your arrest
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(15)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clearly all those airline baggage fees are helping profits go up -- by driving more passengers to an airline that doesn't charge baggage fees
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(46)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Should WoW thieves be prosecuted for real burglary? Of course not, that's idiotic. But here's an article about it anyway
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(78)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wine dealer faces long prison sentence merely for proving that wine snobs can't tell cheap plonk from fine vintages when the labels are switched
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(85)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, Western Civilization: Now that we've legalized same sex-marriage and are decriminalizing pot and society has not imploded, can we please address the illegality of prostitution? Thanks in advance, Everyone
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(73)
 
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Clark Kent would like to add you to his professional network on LinkedIn
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(27)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Obama administration has prosecuted 25% fewer federal gun law violations than the Bush Administration. Because this article ran in the Washington Times, that data just proves how much he hates the 2nd Amendment and wants to take your guns away
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(111)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops seek answers in professor's slaying. Promptly distribute blue books to neighbors and potential witnesses
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(41)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Student taking pictures for class project gets her face all over angry mom's shoes
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(78)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The smartphone projector will be just as good as a cinema. Definitely
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(17)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo promises to hit a home run for a cancer patient, hits two instead. Take that, Paul O'Neill
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(29)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Problem: Need $150 million for your project because US investors see it as a giant failure in the making. Solution: Allow rich Chinese to buy-in through federal program in exchange for green cards
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(47)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hyundai warranty on continued profits suddenly expires
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(16)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Big Brother contestant learns his grandfather died despite the old man's final wishes not to tell him. He probably died from the shame of knowing his grandson was on Big Brother
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(60)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
You probably won't know this graph, it's pretty obscure
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(62)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Deep fried Doritos debut at Southern California fairs. The junk food Singularity approaches
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(62)
 
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
New dating site matches users through their DNA. Promises to be more accurate than living in Arkansas
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon vandals use donuts and other pastries to deface private property. Police officers from seven western states volunteer to assist with the crime scene
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Government to ISPs: You will install pron filters for new customers unless they opt out. British People: WE OPT OUT
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canada produces new coin celebrating the lives of The Queen, Prince Charles, Prince George, and Data
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(30)
 
(Smatterist)
 
 
 
Not News: 11 odd and ridiculous female products. Fark: Sears 1908 catalog. Great-great grandma had it going on
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(12)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Hot Wheels has produced a full-size car based on Darth Vader (pics)
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(22)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Undercover operation submits fake Obamacare applications to test the system's verification procedures - and to the surprise of absolutely nobody, nearly all the fake applications were approved
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(191)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
"Cheeseburgers are the coal of the food world, with externalities in spades; in fact it's unlikely that producers of cheeseburgers bear the full cost of any aspect of making them"
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas city's 'Toilet-To-Tap' program begins. Bear Grylls seen shopping for homes in the area
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(95)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Crossfit sues competitor for revealing exercise program's staggeringly high injury rate
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(155)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Headlines that Cure Hunger: "Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce glass sex toy in Insane Clown Posse lawsuit"
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(36)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
When trying to flee from police it would probably be smart to avoid the Law Enforcement Training Academy instead of driving right in to it like this idiot
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(23)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Jets can be special if Geno Smith flourishes. And Congress can be productive if they learn to work together
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(26)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The laziest states are probably the states you think they are
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(104)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Up to 75% of Newark police department stops are unconstitutional, so DOJ wants to "monitor" them. Newark PD officers, when asked for comment, were unable to provide any due to ongoing fits of laughter
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 78th birthday, Tom Robbins. Here are 41 quotes proving you know everything about love and life
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(72)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This 100ft free fall ride might just be enough to prove the people of Denmark are insane
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Egypt steps up for humanity and proves once and for all that John Kerry is not a robot
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge throws out US Senator's Obamacare lawsuit, noting that he can't prove he's been hurt by getting help to pay for health insurance and that just believing a law is illegal doesn't make it so
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(71)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more food companies are removing all GMO ingredients from their products, but they're doing it very quietly, with no publicity. Why? Sshhhhh....we don't want to wake the Monsanto
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(149)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The original Tea Partiers: How GOP insurgents invented progressivism (a century ago)
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
MSNBC contributor points out media's biased coverage toward Israel; promptly has all future TV appearances canceled
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(232)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Unlike Obama, Rand Paul doesn't want his kids to work for minimum wage. He'd wants them to get ahead the old fashioned way: by exploiting their father's political connections or forming their own certification boards to approve their credentials
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(77)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood: We aren't pro-abortion, we believe it's a last resort we never want to do... just ignore our abortion quota numbers for clinics and punishment for places that fall short
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(134)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today in First World Problems: A man's endless quest to find the "perfect" earbuds
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(15)
 
(The Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian Senator tells breakfast radio interview she needs a rich man with a big package. Radio hosts promptly find her a toy boy live on air. Stay classy, Palmer United
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(38)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hasbro teams up with fan artists and 3-D printing to produce new line of My Little Pony penis free collectibles. Bronies: Challenge accepted
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(134)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If either ants or an artificial intelligence ever wanted to take out the human race, there is probably nothing we could do about it
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(50)
 
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
"Here's Why One Day, You Will Probably Fall In Love With a Robot." Just ask Tipper Gore
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(19)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
New super 3D Noah's Ark game commended as being 'the best Christian game built on the Wolfenstein 3D engine', which is probably the first time THAT phrase has ever been written
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(32)
 
(Himalayan Times)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's second-quarter profit comes in short as the company is being forced to admit that they have completely saturated the market of North American dentists with Harleys and they don't know who else might buy one
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(86)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
From deep in the heart of Russia, Snowden wants to rally hackers "to spur development of easy-to-use technologies to subvert government surveillance programs around the globe" that Russian agencies couldn't POSSIBLY want to use themselves
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(44)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vice President of a company that just got approval to build an apartment complex with separate entrances for rich and poor people said poor people should just be grateful to live near rich people and shut up
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(94)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Pro-life nurse sues Family Planning Center for not hiring her to not do a job
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(194)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott approves natural gas pipeline to be built by company he just happens to own stock in
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(99)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Members of the Westboro Baptist Church have really given up now that they're protesting in front of a Panic at the Disco concert
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(53)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
If you like sour cream, buttermilk, or creme fraiche, you can go ahead and thank the Mongol Horde for inventing the rather sophisticated chemical process to create these yummy concoctions
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(29)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
According to researchers, your sense of smell starts fading around age 40, which is when your propensity towards flatulence increases
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(32)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
In 20 years, most new cars won't have steering wheels or pedals, will program their allegiance only to Skynet
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(66)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
WWE character makes vague reference to MH17, immediately outrages everybody who thinks pro wrestling is real
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(100)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Experts say social media can feed into Munchausen by proxy syndrome. I hope this goes green, because my son is mysteriously sick and we can't figure out what's wrong, and seeing his old dad get a greenlight full of sympathy would really help
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(65)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The one-legged woman was so into the Robbie Williams impersonator 'Blobbie Williams' that she took her prosthetic leg off and threw it at him. "I want to see the Human League, I might even throw my leg at them if they are lucky"
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airline passenger attacked with a bottle of bourbon. Police immediately check the proof
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS-gate, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, birth certificates, teleprompters, Syria, Libya, White House gardens, $250 million fleet deployments, lobster dinners, endless vacations: Will we ever know the truth about all the Obama scandals?
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(198)
 
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
A look at Prospero, the best fantasy game Valve never made
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(8)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pro-Gaza protest in Paris unexpectedly turns into anti-Semitic rioting by youths of studiously omitted nationality and religion
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(214)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this low budget production
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixth-grade girl makes actual scientific discovery while working on school science project. With "you know I'm gonna be the freaky science chick in college" pic
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(225)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox promises Gracepoint, their remake of Broadchurch, is not a "shot for shot remake" but is something totally different
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(59)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(The Big Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Farker Mactheknife is raising funds to launch a new community radio station. News: his group's received FCC approval. Fark: and they've granted it the call sign "WKRP"
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New "unwritten rule" in baseball prohibits bunting against a shift when leading in the game
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(121)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Army seeks congressional approval to undo destruction of Los Angeles River, returning it to a lush belt of green carrying wastewater treatment plant outflow to the sea
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(55)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
A homeowner tired of pranksters driving on to his lawn decides to lay a trap consisting of a board with nails hammered through it buried along the street and painted black to make it harder to see. And of course someone has a problem with this
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(144)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If you are dissatisfied with the amount of ejaculate your partner produces, shooting him in the stomach will not improve the situation
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(119)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when Slate goes full First World Problems? You get someone wondering why she and her friends don't put pictures of their nannies on Facebook
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(104)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia-backed rebels are no longer shooting when international observers approach, but won't allow access to MH17 crash site until they finish looting
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(212)
 
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Soccer supporters look to raise £100 in memory of two rival football fans who died aboard flight MH17 while going to watch their team. Then the internet happens (Tag's for those who've proven what soccer fans can do when they put rivalries aside)
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It took GM 11 months to warn customers of their ignition switch problem. Wait, did I say 'months'? I meant years. 11 years
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(58)
 
(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
Fair board turns down proposal to make condoms available back in the livestock barns, says 4-H projects getting out of hand isn't responsible for the spike in teen pregnancies
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(22)
 
(PopCrush)
 
 
 
The Week of Weird Al charges into the weekend with "First World Problems." But it takes so long to load
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(25)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs sue group behind 'Billy Cub' mascot for engaging in "inappropriate and unsavory actions" such as rude, profane and derogatory remarks and gesticulations, and getting into bar fights. Sounds like a bunch of Cubs fans
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(23)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
FL GOP to judge: So I know you said the districts we drew make a mockery of the democratic process and all, but it's gonna take us... say, two years to redraw them, so we're cool using them until then right?
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(135)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Young people problems
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(120)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is there any good way to work the phrase 'I have a mental illness' into an online dating profile?"
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(202)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
R.J. Reynolds descendant takes a bite of bankrupt cupcake chain hoping to smoke some sweet profits out of the ashes of the company, swears on a stack they're not addictive
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(8)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New law says employers must provide "roly-poly" employees with reinforced office chairs, priority parking (link currently has some not safe for work photos promoting other stories)
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(170)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck, Ted Cruz AND Louie Gohmert will be in the same place on Saturday. Let's see what kind of audience/protest/time-space rift erupts
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(130)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
EPA moves to block a mine worth at most a few million dollars that would destroy a salmon industry worth $1.5 billion (plus kill all the fish). Not surprisingly, the Tea Party has a problem with this
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(272)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man asks a friend to shoot him to test out a new bullet proof vest. It ends pretty much like you'd expect
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(107)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"- also, if you're a Las Vegas club promoter, don't reply "no 'Whales or Hippos' allowed" to a bachelorette party planner
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(85)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guess what happened when Rhode Island accidentally legalized prostitution (and kept street walking and pimping illegal). Go on, guess
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(144)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
What do pro wrestling and MIT have in common? Everything...well, no, but there is a class on it
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
From the hindsight is 20/20 department: McCain says he probably wouldn't have invaded Iraq if he had been elected in 2000
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(121)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
California approves $500 fine for people who waste water, wash a domestic car
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists are afraid to talk about the robot apocalypse, and that's a problem, says spokesman Bender Bending Rodríguez
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(43)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news: the black box from the shot down flight has been found. Fark: by the rebels, who promptly sent it to Moscow for a thorough independent investigation
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(219)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Elizabeth Warren Fantasy" She strides into the Oval Office with nothing on but a pantsuit and the nuclear football. "Tell Scott Brown to come in here, I'll teach him not to call me 'professor' again"
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(167)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all the states other problems, Oregon decides to go after the makers of 5-Hour Energy because of their deceptive advertising
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(92)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pro-Russian Ukrainian Separatist leader boasts about shooting down cargo plane moments after the crash of MH17, quickly learns that it's easier to kill 295 civilians than it is to delete a tweet
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(233)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cops tasked with inspecting strip club do so quickly, responsibly, and professionally. Just kidding, they show up all the time and make the strippers pose for pictures
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(34)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Pro tip for Microsoft VP Stephen Elop: you might want to start an email explaining why 18,000 people are about to get laid off with a slightly more formal salutation than "Hello there"
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(45)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Predatory birds can give us an idea of how terrifying it must have been to be a small prehistoric proto-mammal during the age of dinosaurs
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(24)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Amazon considers starting a revolutionary "Netflix-like" service to provide books, an innovative concept known to the rest of the world as "going to the library"
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What do you grow for fresh ingredients at home? Do you have a local U-PICK farm to get the freshest produce? And fess up, how much of what you pick actually makes it home to be put into a dish?
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(211)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Three problems computers will never be able to solve. Well, four if you count the algorithm for love
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(42)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Poor schools can't win at standardized testing because the answers come from textbooks they don't have, but as soon as we close all the bad schools, this problem is sure to disappear
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(78)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
With all of the state's other problems solved, Oregon police officers are compiling a massive list of people who should eat a bowl of dicks
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(76)
 
(EclectaBlog)
 
 
 
Michigan Democratic party to provide free website to every candidate running this fall. Hopefully they all work
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Leprechauns turn to the U.S. Navy to protect their pot of gold
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(13)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man gets drunk, poses as TSA agent, pats down women at airport. Apparently this is a crime if you do it pro bono
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(37)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
House finally agrees to halt the prosecution of DC residents who dabble in marijuana. I'm sorry, did I say DC residents? I meant banks
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(21)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police see cheerleader walking home with friends eating ice cream after 10 PM, so they protect and serve the hell out of her
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(804)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Weird Al's awkward Fox Business interview further proves he's the hero we need right now
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(163)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP releases audio it claims will prove an Obama cabinet member broke the law. Surely, this is Obama's Immigrant Katrina Benghazi Bergdahl Arugula Gate, right?
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(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man informs County Commission of little known Florida law that allows him to shoot each of them if they sell his home. Promptly learns of revised statute about threatening public servants
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(63)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)
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(224)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Real flamer protests gay marriage inequality. Bring marshmallows
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here is a list of the 21 members of the U.S. Senate who probably aren't currently corrupt
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(136)
 
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Fire department bills dead man for his own body removal. Family says he'll probably just stiff them
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(37)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Problem: Diner complains about cockroach in his salad. Solution: Waitress eats it
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottish farmer has spent £5,000 on CCTV to protect his new flock of sheep, plans to make his money back by selling the camera feed to lonely farmers
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(23)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Cosmologists prove negative mass can exist in our universe--profound consequences for all-you-can-eat restaurants
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(60)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
British police wonder what a nice 76-year-old man would be doing with 40 prohibited weapons in his house, especially the missile
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(93)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Voodoo priest's necklace seized at airport. Customs officials reported no problems afterward, other than bleeding from their anuses
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(25)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigerian President accuses #BringBackOurGirls of psychological terrorism, proving that the hashtag campaign has at least accomplished something
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(26)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Jewish cat saved by iron dome technology, Hitler cat doesn't approve
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(18)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Farker has a Kickstarter project that will help you stop missing bonus scenes after the credits in movies. Why fund potato salad when this is so much better
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(15)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
How to become a cable news pundit, using items you probably already have around your home now
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(17)
 
(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
The UFC's latest fighter "likes to work out topless, cover herself in strawberries and cream and will walk to the Octagon wearing a prom dress"
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(88)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Think you're pretty prolific after finally finishing your Master's thesis? Well, this guy has written 8.5% of Wikipedia
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(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
AZ politician: tweets about seeing migrant kids on buses: "I was actually able to see some of the children in the buses. The fear on their faces..." Only problem is that it was group of kids going to YMCA camp. Backpedal backpedal
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(171)
 
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
If you are *legally* being tracked by the FBI this is probably the breakdown of the device that is in your gas tank. (While it lasts)
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(54)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Most. Profitable. Vacation. Ever
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(25)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Guy robs bank to pay for girlfriend's engagement ring. Hopes to propose in 7 to 10
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(21)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Apple & IBM team up to sell products and services. This is not a repeat from 1992
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(40)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Smell, eye test could be early warning system for Alzheimer's. Because if you can smell your eyes, you may just have a problem
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(14)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New research suggests smart phone users get regular breaks during work to use their phones because it makes them more productive, especially when compared to smokers
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(17)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Mass Christian college to Obama Administration: We want an exemption from your proposed law so we can discriminate against hiring gays and lesbians. New England Association of School and College: So, about that accreditation of yours
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(254)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why is skeletor wearing a four-year-old's Hello Kitty pajama set? What the hell is his problem?
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(74)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
WHO says HIV infections are rising among gay men. I don't know. THIRD BASE. Though they probably shouldn't go that far with all these HIV infections popping up everywhere
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(174)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Motorcycle helmet with brake lights mounted on back provides better target for inattentive drivers
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bar urges patrons to buy 42 shots of alcohol. Officials see a problem with this
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(3)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Amazon makes $219 million a day and is laughing their way to the bank, right? Actually, their net profit was only $108 million for the entire 90-day period, including free shipping
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last day to submit comment on the FCC's Pay to Play Internet proposal. Click here to support net neutrality. Plus bonus John Oliver explains why this matters
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(49)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Zoo animals, including gorillas, are now routinely dosed with Haldol, Valium, Klonopin, Zoloft, Paxil, Xanax, Buspar, Prozac, Ativan, Versed, Mellaril, and beta-blockers to make them less wild animal-y
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(42)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Crazed, overprotective parents now training kids in sports like sack racing so they will win school field-day events. In related news, sales of practice sacks are soaring on Amazon
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(33)
 
(seriouslyomg)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar is going through some tough times and has opened a lemonade stand in order to keep up with her bills. Just kidding, it's for her kids and the proceeds are going to be split between charities Love Recycled and One Voice LA
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(43)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man tries to hang himself from the US/Mexico border fence in the most bizarre, ineffective protest since Occupy Wall Street
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(51)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Protip: Call the police BEFORE you trick the pedophile into coming over
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(85)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Just some BS propaganda perpetuated by the poors. Nah, just kidding. Anyone who has delivered pizzas to rich neighborhoods and trailer parks already knew this
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(88)
 
(Goal)
 
 
 
The US's soccer program is in the stone ages, compared to Germany. That's depressing. I'm going to go kick rocks now
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(105)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Winds from New Jersey prompt evacuations in Pennsylvania
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(43)
 
(Factor)
 
 
 
Scientists develop technology for T-1000, proving Judgment Day is on its way
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(19)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Newest proposal for the abandoned Houston Astrodome: Tear it down and turn the land it sits on into a park honoring the Houston Astrodome
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(34)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Barbara Turf, former CEO of Crate and Barrel, is dead at age 71. Early reports say she will be buried in... Well, probably a fairly nice casket of some type. What, were you expecting her to be buried in a crate and/or barrel?
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(22)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In China the elderly men go to IKEA to prowl the aisles and pick up chicks, but the young adults go there for the slumber parties
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(31)
 
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that Americans won't care about soccer for another four years, 64,000 show up to watch Seattle play Portland last night
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(80)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians prove they have their priorities straight with the invention of a drinking glass designed to protect your beer from UV rays. Or as most Americans call it, a red Solo cup
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(29)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need 'decorations' for my bare cubicle walls. Post your funny, work appropriate stuff so I can quit being the only one in my area with nothing in my cube. (I work in IT)
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(286)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neal Schon says he has approached Steve Perry about taking up his rightful place as the lead singer of Journey once again, tells fans don't stop believin' in a reunion tour
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(54)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russell Stover about to have a serious Lindt problem
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(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In the history of professional baseball, there's never been a game called because of grasshoppers. Except once in Phoenix in 1958
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you've failed your written driver's test 110 times, perhaps a license isn't in your future
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(60)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
First it was satire, now it's a hoax, and tomorrow the story of Orange is the New Black being canceled will probably be libel
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like eleventy thousand kids atend unproducktive schools
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Payday loans provider ACE Cash Express fined $10 million for illegal collection practices. Company hopes make it back in interest the next time they loan out $5000
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(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New report says that the tipped minimum wage hasn't gone up in 23 years. However, if you've been working tables at Denny's since 1991, you've definitely got bigger problems
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(48)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Middle east unrest is a result of Obama not worshiping Israel properly, according to renowned Middle East scholar Chris Christie
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(216)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
See pictures of the most uniquely beautiful places in the world, otherwise known as the Sci-Fi film producers' list of shot locations
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't get by on a million dollars a year? Rich people problems
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(118)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Police in Allentown blame web site for surge in prostitution, but the restlessness was handed down
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(40)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
CNN interviewed a pirate about Google exec's death at the hands of a prostitute. Surely the return of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is nigh
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle marijuana shop has to close its doors because: A) it's raided by the cops, B) it doesn't comply with federal regulations, or C) they've run out of product
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(109)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert just proved the existence of God with math. Checkmate, libtardo atheists
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(215)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sometimes the original headline is the best: "House Republicans Protect America From Efficient Light Bulbs, Low-Flow Toilets"
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(157)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The United States is projected to have a $71 billion surplus and the smallest deficit in over six years. THANKS, OBAMA. No, really...thanks. It's like they halcyon days of the Bill Clinton administration
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(112)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Killed by a booby trap cable across the path in my County? That's YOUR problem, dude. Tag is for Sheriff
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(384)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're too lazy to cook your own damn meal, don't feel bad: Eating out at a restaurant is one of the best ways to show the world that the American economy is improving
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official: $3.7 billion is too much to donate to fixing the border problem. Never mind that $287 billion in tax cuts for the job creators. Why won't Obama DO SOMETHING
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(276)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Doorman enlists Jangles and Tiger to do battle with the building's rat problem because that's what cats do. And yet, some tenants have a problem with this Caturday feast of rodents
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to live in a HUGE mansion for next to nothing in rent? If so, you may want to consider becoming a "human prop"
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(59)
 
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Phillips, Happy belated 98th birthday and thanks for being our tenant for 50 years. Please vacate the property in 30 days. Best wishes, The Management
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another "Wow" signal from deep space. Don't worry, it's probably just an evaporating black hole
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(32)
 
(AM New York)
 
 
 
Further proof that technology is ruining our lives
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin is sure to arouse the masses by banning one of Russia's most coveted creative outlets: profanity
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP House approves tax cuts that would add $287 billion to the deficit that they insist is too high
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(123)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Unregistered sex offender names his illegal towing business "Whoops Towing" and promptly tows an undercover state police car
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(56)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to get laid? Try this new vagina lipstick or these other stupid Internet beauty products (possibly not safe for work images in article)
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taliban: So, ISIS, we need to talk about this whole "Caliphate" thing. I mean sure we're down with placing the whole world under the rule of the Holy Prophet's word and all, it's just...well.. we really didn't see YOU guys being in charge
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(118)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Large scale hydroponic farms accelerate plant growth by 250%, reduce waste from 50% to 10%, use 1% of the water, and increase per sq ft productivity by a factor of 100. Why are we not doing this?
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(152)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why do liberals not feel proud to be American?
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(319)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider's new webisode comedy features product placement of...'boba viagra'? The Carrot Growers Association must be kicking themselves
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(15)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"In 1893, 2.5 million pounds of horse manure filled NYC streets per day." Today they're filled with crack pipes, urine and used condoms. PROGRESS
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(20)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You probably knew that Nikola Tesla was a little eccentric but did you know he only ate milk, honey, bread and vegetable juices and enjoyed nursing injured pigeons back to health?
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama has a high approval ratings...among Muslims. Low approval with Baptists, Buddhists said to not care one way or the other
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(95)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Journal of Vibration and Control, a peer-reviewed professional journal, withdraws 60 articles because a "peer-review ring" was conspiring to get articles published. But peer-review CAN'T be corrupt. Sound familiar?
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(96)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
That tearing sound you heard was Tanaka's elbow, although it may also have been advertisers ripping up contracts for World Series spots as the prospect of a Brewers-A's fall classic looms large
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(72)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Remember that family that took a sick baby on a sailboat voyage and had to be rescued by Coast Guard when baby's health took a downturn? They're back in the news, armed with a lawyer and suing the cell phone provider
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(264)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ice cream that doesn't melt in your...cupboard? Uni students create ice cream product that stores at room temperature
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(81)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
38 Journalism groups, led by the Society of Professional Journalists, complain about Administration suppression of the news. In a demonstration of transparency, Obama expected to pretend not to see the complaint
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(86)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Soft drink maker fined .000002% of sales for advertising its product cures cancer, diabetes. They're really sorry but pretty sure you'll like their "Makes you invisible and immune to sharks" campaign
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"WARNING: Inhaler may become flying projectile if dropped into fire and may become lodged between your liver and diaphragm. You may feel a burning sensation and need to seek medical attention." Yes, it happened and yes, they want a warning label
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(54)
 
(Total Frat Move)
 
 
 
If any of you Farkers are in marketing and promotions, chances are there will be an opening in the Chicago White Sox organization in the very near future
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(31)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Dr. James Andrews has done so many surgeries on professional athletes he's getting his own Topps baseball card
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(20)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Space Marines are about to become an actual thing thanks to the Pentagon's SUSTAIN (Small Unit Space Transport and Insertion) Program
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(46)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The economy is improving in spite of congressional obstructionism. There, fixed that for Forbes
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, city of Houston sues elderly, disabled couple for having too many garage sales
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(65)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
With Chandler Parsons signing a three-year $46 million deal with the Dallas Mavericks, Houston really does have a problem
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
45 summers after Woodstock, the 1969 concert's promoter has set up another three-day festival - but this time it's $1700 for a 'glamping' experience with a queen bed, Keurigs and a concierge. Rock on, snowflakes
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Utah tries to appeal to gay marriage, because who doesn't want a dozen husbands telling you how terrible you dress?
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your food probably contains delicious, tasty wood pulp
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(118)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gambling approved for US flights. Two hour delay pays 2-1, missed connection pays 20-1 and 40-1 for a two hour tarmac delay. Lost luggage side bets also pay 20-1 and 40-1. Still no payouts for crying babies and seat kickers
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(35)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Domestic light beer sales in the U.S. will fall to a ten year low in 2015. Apparently, Coors Light drinkers have discovered they can pretty much get the same product out of their kitchen faucet
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(21)
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher suspended for teaching students how to twerk and receiving a lap dance from a student. At least she cared enough to provide them with marketable skills that would help them in the future
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(77)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to run from the store after shoplifting it's probably best to know the exact location of the surrounding drainage ponds
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(22)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When you're a lawmaker, you probably shouldn't have someone airmail bullets for your handgun, an aerosol spray can and a cigarette lighter to you on the state's dime
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Wed July 09, 2014
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
If you donated human skulls to the Goodwill in Bellevue, Washington, please call the medical examiner. You won't get in any trouble. Promise
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(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: After stealing an iPhone, don't post selfies to the victim's iCloud
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(73)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
If Medicare costs keep decreasing at their current rate, the program will cost $120 billion less per year in 2019
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(83)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
City of Virginia Beach still believes in the 'If you build it, they will come' theory of stadiums and professional sports teams
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Navy railgun fires projectiles at Mach 7.5 with range of 1500 miles. I'll be in my bunk
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(196)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
The best sports drink, with the optimal mix of carbohydrates and protein, is... chocolate milk. No, really
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(97)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
And now, a gallery of Brazilian supermodels reacting to yesterday's game, proving Brazil is capable of producing SOMETHING that isn't painful to watch
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(19)
 
(New York Sun)
 
 
 
1) Write byzantine sex-assault regulations for colleges 2) Accept high-dollar job helping colleges evade byzantine sex-assault regulations 3) Profit 4) Repeat
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(410)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are against the bipartisan prison sentencing reform effort because getting someone to accept a ridiculous plea bargain by threatening 20 years in jail over a few grams of pot is what makes the American justice system great
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson's second marriage to Rick Salomon lasts four months longer than the first time. Yes, we're gradually making progress
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(32)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Hypersexuality in women is supposedly a problem and science is blaming porn
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(162)
 
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
House panel refuses to submit to SEC subpoenas because it's "vague, confusing, overbroad, unduly burdensome, unlikely to lead to the discovery of admissible evidence, and otherwise improper"
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(41)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Group plans to meet gun-rights protestors with musical instruments
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Confederate flag is removed from an east coast college, and officials apologize campus for using slaves in the past. Sadly, a lot of people have a problem with this. Tag is for those people
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(94)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Today in "It's corruption except when leftists do it": having solved all of NYC's problems, Deblasio's staff are now busy scheduling college tours for the mayor's son, shuttling him to and fro
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(114)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
US National Weather Service graphic, showing tornado probability this week. The ten year old version of Subby is laughing hysterically
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(30)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
BlackBerry solves the whole vertical video problem
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(105)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB tries to improve the Home Run Derby by changing the rules, ignoring obvious solution of eliminating Chris Berman
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(45)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Canadian bank refunds $6 million in fees without even being prompted by online outrage
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(12)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Proving once again that the new replay system is in no way controversial, umpires review an unreviewable play and overturn the call
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(18)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Was Shia LaBeouf's recent erratic behavior a cry for help, or his secret MK Ultra programming gone awry?
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(37)
 
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Convince your dad that "Fancy" was a CSNY 'Deja Vu' b-side. Here's your proof
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(8)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Physics proves that Legolas was a filthy elven liar
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(83)
 
(GMA Network)
 
 
 
US label's China's claim to the entire south China sea a "problematic" which is Diplomat-speak for "yeah, no, we're still gonna sail the 6th Fleet through it anytime we want and you ain't gonna do nothing about it but whistle"
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(37)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The Voyager 1 spacecraft which was, then wasn't, then was, then wasn't, is now definitely in interstellar space. Probably
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(53)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
'Tequila Party' Asks Holder to Prosecute Tea Party for Murrieta 'Terrorism'. I'm not sure what this ruckus is all about, but I know which party I'm going to
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(17)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
$40 billion rival to the Panama Canal approved by Nicaragua, to be operational by 2020
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(34)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Shocking: Woman makes her Tinder profile a burger, learns men will sleep with anything
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(51)
 
(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Can San Francisco succeed where New York failed? It's the soft drink Prohibitionists' final showdown
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(16)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Perhaps the biggest challenge for the latest Benghazi panel is proving its work is not a partisan exercise
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(37)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Costco pulls Dinesh D'Souza's book 'America' from shelves. Costco's CEO is a big Obama donor, and apparently the anti-progressive narrative struck a sore spot; the removal is the best advertising ever. Burn cream is near the pharmacy
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(230)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Good news on the global warming front as scientists announce Earth has lived through it before. The bad news is last time the oceans rose 18 feet. So unless you're a plebe that can't afford vast ocean front property, you're screwed
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The US Army's Project TALOS is developing the ultimate robotic exoskeleton for soldiers. On the front lines of the project are the true experts: the Oscar-nominated special effects team behind the onscreen suit in Iron Man"
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(34)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russian priest: The very idea that players can wear colored boots during the World Cup is a "homosexual abomination" that promotes the "gay rainbow" and they may as well be wearing women's underwear. Hangups? He has them
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(84)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Qantas cost-cutting program qancels 4000 jobs
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(3)
 
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Pomeranian is so thoroughly outraged by its bad haircut, that it evolves in protest
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is your ATM safe? Well, as long as you wash up thoroughly between the A and the M, there shouldn't be too many problems
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Christians to take all the fun out of a pagan ritual where unmarried women jump over a bonfire to cleanse their souls and protect them from werewolves and vampires
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(89)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Coors Light investigative game promo closes Toronto intersection. Investigation was presumably to try and detect any beer in Coors Light
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(55)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Navy convinced that the sound of ships may attract unwanted attention, probably from women
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(21)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Street views of Detroit Circa 2011 to 2014, with appropriate music. Wait for it
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Treasure trove of fossils unearthed at a Silicon Valley construction site. Finds reported include 8-bit graphics processors, 64k memory chips, and COBOL and FORTRAN programmers
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman aims to prove dating is unnatural by going out with 98 men in 9 months, only seems to prove that dating her is unnatural
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(58)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Crowdfunding effort brings NASA solar probe - abandoned in solar orbit for more than 30 years - back to life
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(22)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Getting injured by a flying ball or even a bat at a baseball game? You're on your own. Hit in the eye by a cannon propelled hotdog? Yeah, you might just win your lawsuit
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(22)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Cheng be successful in provoking war? Will any Russians escape the ambush attempted against Jack? Will Chloe have time to change her facebook status to single? This is your penultimate 24: Live Another Day discussion thread 9pm on Fox
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(209)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York legalizes medical marijuana, having been proven to ease symptoms of glaucoma, stress, smell from New Jersey
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(104)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's a view to help develop an appreciation of cricket...from a GoPro on the batsmen's helmet
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(44)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Cloud providers want you to know that the NSA is the least of your worries
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(24)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado has been providing its low-income citizens with free birth control pills and IUDs since 2009. Now they're reporting a 40% drop in the teen pregnancy rate in 5 years. Some people have a problem with this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You just don't know what you're getting when you buy Chinese produce. For example, this one packet of porcini mushrooms contained three species unknown to science
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Protesting a Garth Brooks stadium concert held just outside your home? Congrats, you're reacting to Irish showgoers' demonstrated inability to handle their booze
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Don't look now, but apparently Obama has quietly promised Elizabeth Warren his support if she decides she want to "pull an Obama" on Hillary
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Would you inmates like to come out of jail to watch the July 4 fireworks? Just promise not to run away
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Despite SCOTUS ruling, MA governor pushes for abortion clinic protest crackdown. Checkmate, Birthers
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