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500 headlines found matching 'pro'
Fri July 01, 2016
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins catcher Jeff Mathis headed to the dugout with two outs ... probably to beat the July 4th traffic
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're in an Asian restaurant. Do you use the chopsticks provided or do you ask for a fork?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump super-PACs have collected hundreds of millions of dollars in pledges from wealthy donors and corporate CEOs. Pledges, mind you, actual money? Yeaah not so much
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
An ice chunk that fell from the sky and smashed a car probably did not come from an airplane, and science can't explain it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton wants every American to have high speed broadband cable by 2020. In other words, she has already come up with a promise for her reelection campaign
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(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
White corrections officer sees no problem with his blackface Halloween costume: 'I actually won first prize because no one's ever seen a black gangster Santa Claus before'
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(Vice)
 
 
 
38000 websites temporarily silenced as collateral damage because staunch defenders of the Second Amendment can't stand a parody that's protected by the First Amendment
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Thu June 30, 2016
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Cinemark decided it would probably be great publicity to sue the victims of the Aurora massacre after Cinemark was declared not responsible for the shooting
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Pool company job candidate sunk by forged military docs, fake purple heart, most appropriate mugshot t-shirt
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
"From the very beginning of the project, we repeatedly said to each other, 'faster, Faster and FASTER,' and at one point it became the project name." Here's hoping Google's new, faster internet helps them track down more creative executives
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Use this one amazing trick to bring profound vegan sadness to your next barbeque
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(Gatehouse Media)
 
 
 
You know what Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch talked about on the tarmac? How to get Bernie Sanders locked up. Probably. We're just guessing here, after all
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Giants are going to bat their pitcher in an AL park, which probably says a whole lot more about the Giants depth than it does their pitcher's hitting prowess
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(How We Get To Next)
 
 
 
Researcher spends a year studying death around the world and where you live accurately predicts how and when you'll die: "Statistics provide that which death often does not: the ability to walk away with more answers than questions" (good read)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After being the first professional baseball team to have an openly gay player on their roster, Sonoma Stompers continue to make even more history by signing two women. GM: "This isn't a one-day event. Let them play against men"
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
When car ads go, "Professional driver do not attempt yaddayadda," in the back of your mind, you're thinking, "I could do that." This Volkswagen ad doesn't need the disclaimer because no way in hell could you ever do this in a car
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Vegas Pro 13 course bundle. Is this: 1) golf 2) gambling 3) video games 4) eLearning for a decently reviewed video editing software. (4 :ɹǝʍsuɐ) (Sponsored Link)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reds outfielder Billy Hamilton in concussion protocol program after fielding a fly ball with his face
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Speciation directly observed proving evolution exists in the London Underground
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Wed June 29, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Having solved all of America's other problems, Congress introduces bipartisan legislation to restrict the earning power of minor league baseball players
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazis create Google Chrome app to "sniff out Jews," but hactivists promptly go all Blues Brothers on their ass, reprogram app into old Mount Prospect police car
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Use Symantec or Norton AV protection? Better worry, because your computer is saying, "Hey sailor" to the world
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cher: "If I could turn back time, I probably shouldn't have used a bomb emoji in my tweet about Turkey airport attacks"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Female praying mantises have a habit of killing and eating their partners during sex, but a new study shows this sacrifice actually gives the males a distinct reproductive advantage
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Federal government announces plan to require terrorists to create a fake Facebook profile before entering the country
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Supplemental draft prospect Ra'Zahn Howard expects big turnout at July pro day due to his Drow racial traits and unmatched skill with Icingdeath and Twinkle
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama Administration: For-profit colleges are horrible - investigate them. [Stock price plunges for Phoenix U] Obama Administration insiders: "We'd like to buy this college"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Some English businesses are already threatening to flee UK following pro-Brexit vote. Brilliant
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(Seattle Met)
 
 
 
As Seattle transit experts prepare ambitious proposal to build light rail everywhere, emails reveal they were being flexible (aka guesstimating) on the formula for needed parking. One source was literally "I found it on the Internet"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Cosplayer Cara Nicole Trujillo's next costume project is "Arizona State Legislator"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "Get off my lawn" New and improved: "Get off the sidewalk in front of the grocery store And I am not racist" Tag for rational adult intervention
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton narrows her VP search down to nine probable candidates. Christ, this whole election year is like a Buzzfeed article
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(KRCG New Bloomfield)
 
 
 
Woman claims her 40 cats are trained to provide therapy. With helpful pic of a "trained" "therapy" cat
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
What three years post-Brexit might look like for both the U.K. and Europe. A hellscape reminiscent of V for Vendetta on one hand, and a prosperous super nation on the other
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN's Dick Quest had an interview with pro-Brexit pseudo-Trump Nigel Farage, and it is quite possibly the Most British Interview Ever
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(UPI)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Institute For Advanced Studies comes a new report that shows that, amazingly enough, couples without kids are happier than their child-producing peers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Donald doesn't berate SCOTUS for siding with women, conservatives have a problem with that
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Pro tip: The police do not call you on the phone to enforce tax payments to the IRS, and even if they did they would not demand payment in the form of numerous prepaid iTunes gift cards from the dollar store
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Hell." "Whoever comes here will not be safe." "We are in a meltdown." Wow, strong words from Rio protesters. No, wait, sorry, just misread that. Police. That's all from the Rio police. So, uh, everyone just relax and enjoy themselves
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Meet Celeste Guap, the 18-year-old prostitute who slept with more than 30 cops-- street cops, sergeants, captains, even a police dog handler. No, go on... meet her
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Very cool homemade MLB standings boards are the newest trend in baseball DIY projects
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Five things you need to know to prepare for the coming of Nationals super-prospect Lucas Giolito: #4 - His grandfather appeared on "Seinfeld"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
If the guy riding shotgun next to you is unusually quiet, you might have a drinking problem
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
With the trade deadline approaching, is your favorite MLB team looking for a platoon-hitting DH? He can only hit lefties, he's available now and he's under contract through next season at only $21m a year
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
ISIS releases new propaganda video naming targets in San Francisco, Las Vegas, and other cities that threaten to take sports teams from Oakland
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French lifeguards get guns for summer beach patrol. David Hasselhoff nods approvingly
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When California proposed a high speed bullet train it said it would not be subsidized by taxpayers. A winning bidder noted that was not realistic. State officials scrubbed that analysis from the official records
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Parents are so worried about protecting their kids from boobies and weeners that they failed to hide self-immolation and other stuff that's actually f**ked up
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC: Wait, you're actually serious about moving the NBA All-Star game? Well, maybe we can afford to protect the children just a tiny bit less
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman's impromptu performance of the Star Spangled Banner at the Lincoln Memorial gets a well deserved reaction
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
After the failure of the initial program to train "moderate" Syrian rebels, the US military has revamped the program. This time it has so far trained 100, at a projected cost of $416 million. Weapons, sales taxes, and title not included
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Welp, so much for that whole "no, really, we'll change, we promise". Progressives get farked over once again
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The amount of dead wood in California tops 66 million, and all the Viagra in the world won't fix the problem
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow may have not been a good NFL quarterback, but he's proven to be something special in the air
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Mon June 27, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl loses right eye to cancer. Now wears "Coming Soon" patch over socket until she gets prosthetic eye, perfect for Halloween pirate costume
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
You want to know why 'Murica is great. Cuz we have K-proms now. Yes, proms for 5 year-olds
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
New protein found that will unclog arteries. State fairs everywhere will soon be selling it deep fried on a stick
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
The open, free, egalitarian, for the people, world-changing mobile internet concentrates almost all its profit into two companies
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(Science Friday)
 
 
 
Professor of structural biology at Imperial College in London Stephen Curry gives his thoughts on how the Brexit will affect science, the impact Kevin Durant would have with the Warriors
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
College causes brain cancer, and if you are starting to say that correlation does not equal causality, you are probably exhibiting early symptoms
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Woman wins $10,000 lawsuit against Microsoft after an unauthorized installation of Windows 10 wrecks her computer. She did say however that the upgrade was a mild improvement over previous version
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro running contest for best suggestions to improve rider experience. Not running over people and adding pole dancers already submitted
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
In Russia, the internet backdoors you. Law passes requiring all internet firms to provide the Federal Security Service (FSB) with access into encrypted communications
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins prospect Destin Hood blasts a mammoth homer off 'Hit it to win it' pickup truck. Bullseye
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Portland, Oregon may be a progressive area of a very blue state, but you are still going to get shot if you sneak into a child's bedroom at night
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't ask a woman about the size of your penis if you're not prepared to deal with her answer
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
FAA finally approves "drone journalism," using the flying devices to cover news events. Which is not to be confused with the drone journalism used by the hosts on CNN
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Man flips car three times, drives off on three tires proving people will do anything to get out of Pennsylvania
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I'm a private equity investor in an EMS provider. Also, I'm a hot blonde in a helicopter"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that's exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns," she said, before shooting her family to death
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Frozen yogurt shop proudly displays photo of the owners with Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar on Facebook. Hilarity ensues
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Our first proof of time travel, Rome elects first female mayor in MMM years, and Columbus gets a swirly from Akron: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/19 - 6/25
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
81% of Trump voters think whites are the real victims of discrimination, 83% think America needs to be protected from "foreign influences," and 72% want a leader who will "break some rules to set things right." But don't you dare call them fascist
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Yamaha comes out with some new concept vehicles. Shall we discuss the pros and cons of them?
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Wikipedia, there are dozens of defunct fast food chains in America, with high probability that each one will be fondly recalled as "best food ever" by someone to the right
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Inside Japan's rent-a-friend industry and the agency that dispatches friends to all types of people. "We look like a rich country from the outside, but mentally we have problems.... We have clients who start to cry when we shake hands with them"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Breaking news, 1972: New Products Usually Beneficial to Consumer. Viz, various flavors of Jell-O for just 9 cents a package
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turtle can't answer if Trump is qualified, but sure is glad he is now using teleprompters
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mets finally call up top outfield prospect. Finding Nimmo
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Getting promoted
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(Infosecurity Magazine)
 
 
 
Misubishi Outlander praised by IT security pros for packing just about every possible computer backdoor, glitch and security vulnerability into a single car, urge you to go to the dealer to see one before they're all taken ransom or stolen
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Fourteen different Scientology locations raided in money laundering probe. Fark: in Russia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Many Brexiters survive on EU welfare funds. Proving once again, you can't fix moran
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Sat June 25, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Wait, an NFL team can make a healthy profit without losing the soul of its stadium, alienating its fans and charging $73 for a beer?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Policeman working security at London's Pride Parade spots his boyfriend in the crowd, immediately proposes
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Crying grandpa at the NHL draft goes viral. I'd be happy at the prospect of moving out of North Dakota, too
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bank of America pays $430 million settlement for misusing customers' cash. Which is pretty significant considering the only job of a bank is supposedly to protect its customers' money
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(Vice)
 
 
 
NRA website "Share The Safety" that promised to donate guns to poor Americans in at-risk neighborhoods surprisingly turns out to be satire
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A group of watch thieves clocked in a record-setting $6 million in stolen goods, though their time ran out when police started to tick off a list of their probable targets and laid a trap
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Personality tests are getting popular, but they really can't prove who "the real you" actually is
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This algorithm could scrub the internet of ISIS propaganda
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
A provision allowing VA doctors to prescribe medical marijuana for vets passed both houses of Congress ... but was stripped out at the last minute by the joint conference committee
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unless the probability for evolving a civilization on a habitable-zone planet is less than one in 10 billion trillion, then we are not the first
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Protip: Campaign fundraising e-mails are unlikely to raise much money when 60% of them end up in the spam folder
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Proof that octopi can scamper backwards on two legs. Nope, nope, nope, nope
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Protip: Judges generally don't like it when you tell them about your "donkey dick", threaten to "jack it" on them, and especially not when you tell them you'll kill their whole family with a hammer
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Fri June 24, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Walmart is the only stock thriving during Brexit madness, proving that after the apocalypse there will only be roaches and Walmarts
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Donald Trump congratulates Scotland on leaving the EU. The Scots take to Twitter to correct him using some rather fascinating local profanity
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl is so good at Overwatch, she outright shames two pros into quitting
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Meet Mosha, the first elephant to receive a prosthetic leg. Another reason to love technology
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama's approval ratings keep improving as voters realize that he will be replaced by a car crash regardless
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Scotland speech interrupted by British protester hurling Nazi golf balls
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Home plate umpire suddenly forgets all rules regarding proper amounts of stick-um on baseball bats. "Use as much as you want from now on. Thanks"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
FL prosecutor wonders why his crazy online rants about crack hoes and calling Orlando a "melting pot of 3rd world miscreants and ghetto thugs" in light of of the massacre isn't considered protected speech
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Best Korea says no need for further nuclear talks, doing just fine on its own, promises the ocean will soon be completely defeated
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AP's fact check of Trump's speech Wednesday required 10 reporters: "Next time Trump approaches the podium, some enterprising broadcaster might consider airing only those parts that can be confirmed. It might be a short presentation". Update: Make that 12
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Out of 7000 "Run across hot coals to prove you're a fearless executive warrior" types attending a Tony Robbins seminar, there were 40 who thought they could stop, take a selfie, update Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and emerge unscathed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have UFO hunters finally found 'absolute proof of life' on Mars? Short answer: No. Long answer: Why don't you go over and play with yourself in the corner while the adults talk among themselves
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Thu June 23, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
If Nebraska ever wants to get back to a championship caliber program, they need to run the ball effectively. They also need to know when the QB is going to throw an Interception and run the ball on those plays
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republican proposes triple damages on businesses that won't allow firearms. Friends of the Job Creators indeed
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami to welcome first nonstop flight from Asia. There's just one small problem
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Google's free Android Basics Nanodegree promises to have even complete beginners up to speed and deleting entire tabs like a boss in record time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to health professionals, going commando at night is necessary to let your nether regions 'breathe' and to avoid infection"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Not News: prominent Neo-Con to hold fundraiser. News: For Hilary Clinton
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs changes its hiring process, will now search more diverse universities for smug, entitled douchebags with an aversion to business ethics to join their team
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
The Illinois DOT warns that all state road projects will be halted as of July 1, as good intentions and civic pride don't translate into actual paychecks
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"Your self-driving car will be programmed to kill you - deal with it"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump campaign finds solution to its fundraising problems
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(CIO)
 
 
 
All of the proposed "women in the workplace" emojis were rejected by The Unicode Consortium so you won't see a policewoman or a female construction worker. But at least we've got bacon
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Woman who suffered severe damage to her hippocampus is providing new insights into memory
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Pluto probably has an underground ocean under its icy crust, probably filled with giant Plutonian fish-people. Probably
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
USDOT agrees with consumers that airline frequent-flyer programs are so misleading and complicated that they deserve to go on consumer-protection watchlist
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beyond 1Q profits decline due to disappointing performance from the Beyond division
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's speech today was perhaps the greatest example of projection the world has ever seen
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Company improves on the "roll 'em in flour" method of wet spot detection
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russia's Promobot IR77 to be scrapped after failing to find Sarah Connor for the second time
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
David Ortiz says he now regrets going public with retirement decision. Brett Favre: No problem, I've done it four times
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to your beach vacation
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(RedState)
 
 
 
"You can petition [the government], and prove that you're innocent" US Senator Dianne Feinstein on due process
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Video proof that American GIs drove Teslas during WWII
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
In the current environment it was probably inevitable: politician runs on slogan "Make America White Again"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Barack Obama promised to fundamentally transform America and yet prison gangs still discriminate on the basis of race and the US Army still has a no fatties rule
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italy demands new European law to protect the art of pizza-making. No word if strategic missile strikes on New York and Chicago are planned
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(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Here's Ford's Focus RS500 prototype, because someone at Ford decided that the Focus RS wasn't fast enough
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Heart of Farkness deadline has passed and it's time to work on other projects. Writing until your fingers hurt? Editing till your eyes bleed? Procrastinating because you can't find your pants? It's YOUR Fark Writer's Thread, Back to Work Edition
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Professional wedding planners share their experiences of the most outrageous bride and groomzillas they've ever encountered
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald, the delegates are revolting. "You bet, they stink on ice. The most luxurious of ice. See, if I was a delegate, and I'm not, I'd tell that loser to go get some better delegates and then I'd be proclaimed King of DelegateLand"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're an up-and-coming prospect playing Double-A baseball in Maine, don't tell local reporters you've never heard of the state before and it doesn't really matter because you don't plan on staying there long
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Boeing signs $25 billion deal with Iran, thus proving they're strictly in business to sell their aircraft to whoever wants to buy them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The race for vegetarian burgers heats up: the Beyond Burger bleeds beet juice, but the Impossible Burger bleeds real heme produced by gene-hacked yeast, and drips fat from embedded chips of coconut oil. Which is why it tastes as awesome as it sounds
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are on a home shopping channel and are selling a laptop, be sure it does not display the "N" word on it, or "porn" for that matter
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Steve King (R-Acist) has a problem with those new uppity $20 bills
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Video game historians have unearthed a major find: a fully playable prototype Ecco the Dolphin sequel on the Dreamcast
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Having not learned from the freeway marriage proposal guy, two Houston idiots arrested after playing basketball in a busy intersection. Bonus: on a toddler hoop (with video)
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Guy vows to eat the most disgusting Subway sandwich the internet can come up with, but let's be honest, it's probably on the menu already
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(LongIsland.com)
 
 
 
Product placement has gone too far, as New York State Office of Parks & Rec excitedly names Tommy Bahama as official outfitter of lifeguards at Jones Beach
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors fill up Abby Lee Miller's dance card with yet another charge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If your company shows up in any Trump financial documents, you can expect some roving independent "journalist" libs to come around harassing your mother-in-law while she babysits your kids in order to prove that THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump starts fundraising and promises to match up to $2 million. If he's really worth $10 billion, that's like someone with $100,000 in their 401k saying, "I'll kick in twenty bucks"
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man poops himself, kicks down the door of his former home, takes off his shorts and is promptly shot in the stomach. Alcohol may have been a factor
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
Ah the weekend. Time to open a tasty Coors Light, catch some rays and check out the red-hot mamas in the parking lot. But first some tunage with my 80 speakers, 7 amplifiers, van stereo system. WHAT? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER?
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Note to IndyCamp/Occupy Scotland/Scotxit/whatever protesters: Claiming that Jesus is the rightful monarch of Scotland and calling the judge a blasphemer is not a sound legal strategy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Israeli Defense Forces say they killed a Palestinian boy by mistake after confusing him with someone who threw stones earlier that day. Because that clearly mandated a kill-on-sight approach
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman names her ileostomy bag Steve to prove her surgery is nothing to be ashamed of. So now she can say, 'Steve is full of shiat' - which, if you've ever met Steve from Accounting, that's something you already know
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump campaign report shows $35,000 was paid to a company called "Draper Sterling," the fictional names of two Mad Men characters. Think Progress digs a little deeper. Then things get weird
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Professional football returns to North America this week, so here are your CFL power rankings. The Argos look like a Grey Cup lock in the East, there's one one Roughriders team left and as always, rouges are expected to be key
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(Ventura County Star)
 
 
 
Former Countrywide CEO Angelo Mozilo won't face fraud lawsuit by federal prosecutors. Bernie Madoff: What's that lawyer's number?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here we see the Lesser Traffic Warden in its natural habitat. Watch this land bottom-feeder as it cowers under cover, waiting for its prey to approach
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This handy guide will tell you just how much the NRA spends trying to keep your elected representatives in office [GOP only] or getting them thrown out in favor of pro-NRA politicians [Democrats only]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Britain is too proud to beg its citizens to vote against the Brexit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate votes on swift gun-control measures meant to protect Americans from mass-shootings. Just kidding, they've blocked 4 bills and accomplished nothing
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Sony to produce a new Ghostbusters cartoon set in the year 2050. And if you don't like that, you're a dirty temporalist
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Hannibal Burress joins the cast of "Spider Man: Homecoming," will protect NYC from Bill Cosby
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A group of Bernie Bros calling themselves "Occupy DNC" are planning a protest march in Philly ahead of the DNC that they believe as many as 10 million Sanders supporters will attend, which would basically be every single person who voted for him
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Mon June 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"We fully intend to renew our challenge to Connecticut's blatantly unconstitutional ban as soon as there are five Justices sitting on the Supreme Court committed to the proper understanding of the Second Amendment"
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
It's been a while since you last heard from emo band Staind, but their frontman has donned baseball cap, gone country, and has been performing protest song called "That Ain't Country" for past year as traditionalist country hardliner
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Our first proof of time travel
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"One of the greatest moments in neutral sports fandom history" gets its due and proper in "Hey Warriors, You Are Choking Shiatbags"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cleveland warns protesters against carrying tennis balls, string, tape, canned goods, or thermoses to the RNC National Convention, and no squirt guns. Actual guns? Come on in
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota now has the longest drought for a major professional sport, because the WNBA doesn't count. And with the Twins where they are, and the Vikings banned by God from winning the Superb Owl, the hope rests with the Wild or T-Wolves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FDA approves first Zika vaccine for human testing. Let's hope this ends well
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A breakdown of the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones season six, "Battle of the Bastards," which proved to be one of the top episodes of the series and sets the stage for the final episodes
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, lady, I appreciate your protest but bears really don't want to hug you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Panda at San Diego Zoo has incurable heart problem, but it won't stop it from teaching kids about why not to sexually harass people
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Millennials increasingly skip buying starter homes, probably for much the same reason they don't hunt the elusive Skunk Ape or photograph the Loch Ness Monster
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Years before getting drunk on Paul Masson wine, product pitchman Orson Welles sparkled in seminal ad campaign for Perrier, helping to convince mainstream America it was normal to buy bottled water
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(Gamenguide)
 
 
 
No Man's Sky to remain "No Man's Sky", which is good because "No Man's Anal Leakage" probably would've run afoul of copyright infringement with the RNC
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(Radio World)
 
 
 
Leesburg AM radio station has actual listener, who actually went down to station and actually demanded to see its public inspection file. Naturally this station got fined $15,000 by FCC for failing to produce it and treating him disrespectfully
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's hard for Florida to solve its road rage problem when even the sheriffs' deputies get involved in the fun
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What NOT to do when in a Chinese hospital: Complain about abdominal pain only find out you have two extra kidneys. Probably have already been sold to the highest bidder
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman decides to drive through a funeral procession for one of the Orlando massacre victims, winds up crashing her car and just making things worse for everyone
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Brexit" suddenly in doubt after the murder of pro-Europe MP Jo Cox at the hands of rightwing nationalist
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(UC Davis)
 
 
 
World's first 1,000-processor chip
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canada approves assisted suicide for those facing imminent death. The bad news: If you're suffering intolerable pain from an untreatable condition you're not covered
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
J.J. Abram's improvisational comedy routine not a big hit with Paramount lawyers
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Startup company that eliminated the role of bosses to allow all employees to propose their own projects, manage themselves and evaluate each other realized in the end, workers need bosses. "We were naïve"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Nyquil -- the nighttime sniffling sneezing aching coughing violate your probation so you can rest in jail medicine
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"It won't take long for us to put the band back together," vows Curb Your Enthusiasm's once and future executive producer
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"We'd really love for you to try out our 'new and improved' barbecue chips, so here's a coupon for a free bag. Oh, and we hope you have a time machine"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Remember NASA's Juno spacecraft launched in 2011? Well, after 8.6 million miles it's finally approaching Jupiter. Prepare for some BIG photos
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Narrowly avoiding causing the end of all times with the creation of "Fuller House," producers and stars of the series continue to court Armageddon by moving forward with production of a second season
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Fri June 17, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
He called me "vermin", but I had a plan. All I need is that guy's prosthetic leg and to trek 500km to spread rabies
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Disney apparently unaware of gator problem, Youtube
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Laremy Tunsil doesn't want to mask the problem. He has been smoked a few times in practice, but plans to work hard so he doesn't get blazed when the season starts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Instead of drug testing for food stamps, congresswoman proposes drug tests for anyone claiming over $150,000 in tax deductions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie's plan to use "leverage" to force the Democrats into making concessions has only one small, itty-bitty problem: he doesn't actually have anything to leverage
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sometimes you see a headline you just can't improve. This is one of those times: "A lab mouse experiment showed that anti-social behavior can be caused by high-fat diets, then cured by eating healthier poop"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia develops shot that protects track and field athletes from contracting Zika virus at 2016 Brazil Olympics
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey had seven procedures done on his leg last year. Seven procedures. Ah ha ha ha
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You may have an eating problem if you need to use the 'traffic light' method to help remind you when to stop eating
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, what happens when you promise free pizza to 60 million people? Well, people will jump on it like a bunch of starving wolves
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon doubles, scores, puts on a baserunning clinic in the process. Just another day at the park
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Proposed ballot measure in Colorado would among other things require packages of marijuana to include a warning that users run the risk of "permanent loss of brain abilities." Well, like, that's your opinion, man
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Not news: women were contacted by a "woman" on FB who claimed to be a porn producer and suggested they met her friend "Matt" for an audition. News: at least 3 women fall for it. Fark: cops have to tell them that "sleazy" is not always "illegal"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Trump supporters like to call Hillary a biatch and if people have a problem with that, then they're being too sensitive. "It's just a feel-good American-type thing. We are not over-analyzing every little thing that we say or do"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Terrible poll numbers, tepid fund-raising and Trump's own increasingly erratic behavior lead a former Bush press secretary worried Trump will lose "bad, like historic proportions bad" and if anyone knows about unmitigated disaster, it'd be a Bushie
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Philadelphia becomes the first major city to pass a soda tax, which the funds will be used to provide money for things like schools and parks
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
In other news, the climate crossed a four million year mark last year and it's not good. But this is probably a hoax, right?
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Shanghai Disneyland has glitches on its first open day, including two foreigners in politically incorrect Mickey Mouse hats and parents allowing child to take dump in public: "The only improvement: They used a plastic bag to catch it"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Activision is producing a video game show on Netflix. The second season will be the same as the first season, the third season will only be available as paid DLC. And three different studios will take turns filming it
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Anal Probes: not just for aliens anymore
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to Star Trek
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Problem: Gas station not making money after 10PM. Solution: Rent out said gas station on Airbnb. FTA: "Fulfill any childhood dream of sleeping at a gas station. It's just a toilet, basic needs, hot water, some drinks, coffee, some ice cream"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest theory of why the EMDrive works: phase-inverted phantom photon generation or some other such treknobabble theory even Geordi wouldn't be comfortable proposing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gun-wielding assailant puts Britain First by murdering pro-EU member of Parliament
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Indians catcher using Kevlar-coated cup after suffering testicular contusion earlier this month. Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is shocked, SHOCKED that polls show half of Wisconsin thinks the state on the wrong track, because that's not what he hears at listening sessions where questions are screened and approved before the event
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(n+1 Magazine)
 
 
 
If you thought the Italians made insane, unreliable cars, then you probably can guess what their political system looks like
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kirk asks FBI for increased role in providing security for Chicago's Pride Parade, fears wrath of Khan during the voyage home
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
If there is a pool to project future SNL cast members, go pick 8th grader Jack Aiello right now, as he delivers the best student graduation speech ever
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Progressives, 2003-2016: US contractors and troops stole loads of money in Iraq. Trump, 2016: Yup, US contractors and troops stole loads of money in Iraq. Progressives: THAT MONSTER. Why does The Donald hate America and our troops?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Legendary Stax Records and Elvis producer Chips Moman dead at 79
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Alabama's governor say impeachment probe can't include first-term acts because he's been re-elected. Clinton family seen taking notes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The World Anti-Doping Agency is probably nothing more than an expensive smokescreen. This is Subby's shocked face
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kansas legislature doesn't like that the supreme court is forcing them to provide adequate funding to schools, so they're going to try to curb its power
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
How much saliva do we produce in a lifetime?
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you (offer not valid to Native Americans on tribal lands)
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
"He says he carved something new into his chest and offered proof. Jenkins offered a hint on the outside of the manila envelope: an eleven letter word that's hard to make out. It starts with H"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Pinal County Attorney's Office in Arizona will soon have a job opening in their IT department. Specifically someone who knows how to choose an antivirus program
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Remember the fuss over the "Gospel of Jesus' Wife" papyrus? Elegant but brutal article exposes the owner and probable forger. Bonus: the Stasi, Florida and porn sites also involved
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The "Arizona Lion's Guard" is a group of motorcycle riders that will protect Trump supporters from protestors at his upcoming Phoenix rally. Their leader boasts her credentials: "I was born in Harlem ... I've been fighting all my life"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Brooklyn-based farmers proclaim conventional rooftop farms OVER, are now into tilapia-powered hydroponics as way to cultivate local food for hipsters, where $5 sprigs of basil count as 'local food'
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(US News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has just turned 70 years old. Remember how problematic it became when Ronald Reagan developed symptoms of Alzheimer while in office? Just sayin
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I can see Trump winning, and Hillary backers should be very, very nervous. Or so says one-man, right-wing, propaganda spewing hate machine. . . Dan Rather?
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The people of Walmart find it too difficult to push shopping carts around sprawling stores and parking lots, prompting Walmart to develop and test smart robotic carts
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Haven't recently slept with an underage prostitute? Then there's a good chance you can be Oakland's next next police chief
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Fake story about Muslims attacking bacon-serving Denny's waitress fails to fool anyone. Just kidding--Muslim-haters fall for it hook, line, and sinker, proceed to fill the comments section with venom and scorn for all of Islam
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The problem with the Russian hack of the DNC's oppo file on Trump is that it was like stealing the menu at McDonald's. You want oppo research on Trump, you just turn on the TV or visit Twitter
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"I recognize fully that I am a balding, youngish, middle-aged straight, white, male, Republican, politician... with all of the expectations and privileges that come with those labels. I am probably not who you expected to hear from today"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Manchester United players show up in promotion for the new Independence Day movie as fighter pilots. Naturally, Rooney is shooting too high
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that "nobody wants terrorists to have guns" and that he was open to suggestions from experts on legislation that could address the problem. You know, like the bill he killed back in December that would have done just that
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(Athlon Sports)
 
 
 
Sprinter Oscar Pistorius walks blazingly slow without prosthetic legs to earn court's sympathy before murder sentencing
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sex trade novelist among accused in pimping probe. Know your material, I guess
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Toho Productions have made it official: It'll be the third time that Godzilla has attacked Japan for the first time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA approves new tool in fighting obesity: Mr. Stomach Pump, for purging in the comfort of your very own bathroom. Bulimic me, you'll love it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter if the person you're arguing with thinks that the Earth is flat, when you throw a propane cylinder into a campfire in anger, you have automatically lost the debate
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tim Donaghy says Green was suspended to prolong the Finals. The NBA is still real to you, dammit
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what tires were "not properly maintained" means, but crashing into 8 cars in a parking lot is a go big or go home kinda moment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indians are testing robots in water to help them out with their monsoon problem
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's been about a week since D.C.'s Metro began a year-long safety improvement program. Let's check in and see how things are going
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(Estately)
 
 
 
If your state is ranked the worst in America it's probably because you're an aspiring magician who eats egg salad sandwiches at Nickelback concerts
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ten awesome and weird iPhone accessories you probably need (not a slide show)
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian Treasurer dubs opposition's fiscal proposal "Zoolander Economics", compares it unfavorably to Taylor Swift liner notes. Post your diagram of the Harry Styles Curve to the right
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Never fear Fark Progressives (c), there are still ways Donald Trump could lose the Republican Nomination
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(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Leave it to the student section to properly troll an opposing pitcher
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims that Goldman Sachs took advantage of an "unsophisticated investor" to make "eye-watering profits" at the expense of the client who lost more than $1 billion. Difficulty: The plaintiff is the nation of Libya
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
5000 space robots set to probe universe for galactic secrets
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(Pennsylvania Observer-Reporter)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may perform CPR on that woman on the bench"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The guy who loaded up on $160 LinkedIn calls just before the closing bell on Friday is either the luckiest options trader on the face of the earth, or he's got some explaining to do after he updates his profile
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Televangelist wingnut Jim Bakker had a guest on his show that claimed Hillary Clinton is possessed by the "spirit of the anti-Christ." It's even more terrifying when you realize his viewers probably believe it
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Average Chicago homeowner faces a 12.8% property tax increase, which is still not enough to cover pension shortfalls, while staring down the barrel of Cook County and the state's budget situations. That's some fine governing, Lou
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP congressman suggests a little less constitutional protection for Muslims
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Not news: programmer automates his job, goofs off for 6 years while still getting paid. News: programmer gets caught, fired. Fark: programmer has forgotten how to code, is now unemployable
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What actor, that you've probably never heard of, has been on more great TV shows than any other? He's the core of all actors, the beginning of greatness so-to-speak. His career has sprouted into a mighty oak and his name is Stephen Root
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You've probably never heard of the Keeling curve. If you have, then you'll know we're farked
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Mon June 13, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Note: the Fark Standard Drinking Policy of "When you're too drunk to keep working, just go home" probably should not apply to mountain tour guides
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(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
With Father's Day approaching, Baskin-Robbins has teamed up with All About Beer Magazine to suggest ice cream and beer pairings
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Proving that this election cycle is the gift that keeps on giving, report shows that Trump routinely deleted business-related emails
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Same sex kiss removed from production of "Les Miserables" in Singapore. If that gets their panties in a bunch just wait until "Kinky Boots" gets there
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Six bizarre martial arts you probably never heard of. Absent is "Dow," used by Demi Moore to defend John Cusack in 1986's "One Crazy Summer"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you moving your kids to a new city? You're condemning them to a life of violent crime, drug abuse, psychiatric problems, and suicide attempts, you negligent monster
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump says he "absolutely would not ban" assault rifles, because Americans need assault rifles to protect themselves against other Americans, who all have assault rifles
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
NASA to probe Uranus July 4th. Actually it's Jupiter, but that doesn't have the same ring to it
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Think 9/11 was a bad day? Well, the day a giant asteroid hit Earth and killed all the dinosaurs, was probably a little worse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pics of what a fashion editor's wedding looks like prove that people will spend a lot of money to look that trashy
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man shot, killed after he rejects prostitute that showed up (with mugshot)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Final Kyoto Protocol analysis shows 100% compliance among member nations, meaning global warming is over
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Bride pranks 'Bama fan groom with LSU colors inside wedding cake. Probably won't be the last time these two are on the news
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Game design course bundle. Unity 3D, drawing, gasification, textures, prop design. (Sponsored Link)
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
The company whose cybersecurity products brought your system to its knees is buying the company whose cybersecurity products helped a Syrian dictator keep his people on their knees
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption this proclaiming turtle
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: "I think we found the problem"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Pro golfers not so interested in Olympics because it's far away, there are mosquitos, and the prize money sucks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Hamilton" producers raise ticket prices in order to thwart scalpers. Apparently they feel they can put the scalpers out of business by being the first to take their customers for everything they have
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(CNN)
 
 
 
3) Profit
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pitcher Wily Peralta clubs 429-foot homer, tosses bat like a pro. Not bad for your first career homer
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Obama's daughter turns 15. If you can't imagine why some people had a problem with that, well, maybe you should follow Ray's advice and avoid looking at the comments
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Shooting and potential hostage situation at gay nightclub in Orlando. Update: Shooter and approximately 20 victims dead and another 42 injured (comments closed, see updated thread above)
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Young fan at Miller Park creates Brewers-themed blue-and-yellow nachos. A concession prodigy in the making
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Austria and Germany have a summit on a summit. Xzibit nods approvingly
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Newspaper uses a photoshopped picture of two children being chased by a shark on their front page to start a debate on the major safety issue that is shark attacks. And surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Actor trying out for a movie role brings prop gun to audition and doesn't tell anyone. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Good news: John Williams will be providing the score for Indiana Jones 5. Bad news: Indiana Jones 5
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Uhh...tower we can't proceed to taxi to the gate, cat on tarmac refuses to grant us green light
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Kevin Love is cleared to play for the Cavs but will he make an appearance every bit as late as this NBA playoff thread? Will the Warriors come out to play? This is your NBA Finals game 4 Fark live discussion thread, game already in progress on ABC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says Donald Trump knew attacking Hispanic judges was wrong. The busboy at his table listened halfheartedly to Carson, then proceeded to post the nutjob's rantings on Twitter
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Old and busted: using your phone to play a game where you kill people. New hotness: the game is real, and when you push a button actual people are killed. Fark: Hillary was approving targeted killings on her unsecured phone
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former ISIS member found with three mobile phones, SIM/memory cards, two bank cards, 451 United States dollars, 285 Turkish Lira and approximately 20,000 Iraqi Dinar... Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dubai with all this stuff
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apparently there's some kind of system to protect you from being the office idiot. I'm in
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Staten Island plans on deer vasectomies to control overpopulation, admits the real problem will be training them how to sit for several days on those doughnut pillows
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now that Paul Ryan is the Speaker of the House, let's take a look at how the appropriations process is working out... oh my
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One million people have signed a petition demanding the recall of Judge Aaron Persky, who has proved he cannot be trusted to punish rich Caucasians for their crimes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Professor warns sexbots will destroy humanity
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Stanford rapist snowflake to be given protection from the heat
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Will Hillary's promise to open Area 51 and UFO files impact the election? I WANT TO BELIEVE
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am going to divorce my wife of five years. All we did was fight. The problem is that she just had a baby. My friends and family say I'm horrible; but my wife hasn't been the same for a year. Isn't my happiness important?"
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Maine's governor gets all crabby over Europe's proposal to ban US lobsters
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(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Improve this already 'shopped image
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(Time)
 
 
 
Farewell to the Greatest: Livestream of Muhammad Ali's memorial service. Funeral procession starts at 9:30 AM ET, Service at 2 PM
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Doctor Who producer Steven Moffat says the 12th Doctor was almost black, until Peter Capaldi saw what that did to Ted Danson's career
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Puggle pup pulled from pipe with pike pole. Paper posts proud pics
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(AP)
 
 
 
Koch is sore, chooses to lubricate the process
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The first person Jared Fogle will try to have sex with after being released from prison is probably being born as we speak
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio is offering a 2-day summer camp for kids where they get to stay in Tent City, follow jail regulations, wear inmate clothing, work as inmate laborers, eat jail food, sleep in jail bunks, and attend educational programs
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Focus on the Family's James Dobson says--stay with me on this--"Trans-inclusive bathroom policies violate Levitical prohibition on prostituting your daughter"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Elite Sports NY)
 
 
 
The Knicks are such a mess they might not even want Kevin Durant. That's like a reclusive chess nerd turning down a prom invite from the head cheerleader
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia grounds entire fleet of SU-27 fighter planes after deadly crash, putting their entire program of provocative flights against NATO aircraft in jeopardy
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Spain's leftist party printed its program as an Ikea catalog so voters will actually read it. Hex key not included
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(ZDNet)
 
Weeners
 
Are you currently a leading producer of smartphones? Well, Huawei has announced a master plan to Dick Yu over
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Former judge who sued dry cleaner for $65M for lost pants loses his shirt to the DC Board of Professional Conduct
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
There's quality heel work in pro wrestling and then there's heel work that is so good that a fan pulls a loaded gun on you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
HuffPo editorial argues in favor of violent protest against Trump. Naturally, some conservatives have problems with this, and show it by arguing in favor of violence against editorial writer. 6/9/2016: we have achieved an ouroboros of fail
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Republican Wisconsin state rep. says that the mayor of Milwaukee needs to prevent crime from spilling into the suburbs or she will work to cut funding of the programs he needs to fight crime
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If elected President, Richard Sherman promises to put an end to publicly funded stadiums, make pass interference a 10-yard penalty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"A President Trump would be so appalling that the Democrats would get back in in 2020 and 10 years from now, we'll all look back on this as an unfortunate historical blip, like Prohibition and low-rise skinny jeans"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Latinos hate Trump so much that he has a 37% approval rating with them....and it's going up
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Disciplined for not wearing a bra, high school girl creates No Bra, No Problem Facebook group. And since you've already clicked the link, Trump has made Snoop Dogg his running mate
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump used Queen's "We Are The Champions" at his speech last night and the spinning of Freddie Mercury in his grave powered London for half the night? Well, Dr. Brian May wants you to know that probably won't be happening anymore
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Climate change is one of the greatest propaganda campaigns in world history," claims idiot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New ad aimed at Kirk turns Donald Trump into the Kobayashi Maru, and there will be no reprogramming the simulation this time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old white men problems
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Seeing Mary or Jesus on a tree stump. New and Improved: Seeing Donald Trump on the bathroom tile
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How President Obama is "Trump-proofing" his Paris climate agreement using a Pershing
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
School tells graduate that it's perfectly OK to celebrate her proud native American heritage, as long as she does so alone where nobody can see her
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases a new Windows 10 preview with new icons. It's probably already installed itself in the background so go ahead and check it out
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you want to prove evil libs are beating up Trump supporters, don't use a photo from the set of Ash vs Evil Dead. Bruce Campbell will call you out on it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Photo gallery of America's top 20 drunkest cities features a certain state prominently featured. And much to Drew's chagrin, it's not Kentucky
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
As relationships improve between the US and Cuba, St. Petersburg Yacht Club brings back the Havana race. For the first time since 1959, boats are racing TO Cuba
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
What happens when you release a film in the same genre with a similar theme as two previous films within a three-month span? Ask the producers of X-Men: Apocalypse
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fashionistas wowed by clips of dapper NBA players walking into arenas. "I'm like, wow, that's really amazing that they're doing a lighting production to create a video of this, their own version of the red carpet. They're really producing this shot"
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Because we know Farkers like to stay current on the latest ideas in sheds, here's one on stilts that has sliding bombproof panels
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
♫♫ Ooooooooooklahoma where the police can seize your assets with a device called an ERAD and clean out your bank account until you prove you have a legitimate reason to have the caaaaaaash♫♫
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There's a Christian Mingle movie on Netflix. One can only hope that "Farmer's Only: It's Plow Time" is in production
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
One of the changes in the transition from Google to Alphabet is that departments are no longer allowed to put innovation ahead of quarterly profits
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Usually when you disapprove of your daughter's choice of husband you get drunk at her wedding and insult your in-laws. But hey, that's not how they roll in Pakistan
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(Time)
 
 
 
Meet the Republican who started a pro-Hillary Super PAC
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Python programming, beginning and advanced. What do you like about Python and what are its limitations? (Sponsored Link)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Connecticut housing market in limbo as thousands of homes are now "worthless" due to crumbling concrete foundations. Oh yeah, and there's no way this problem is isolated to Connecticut
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump supporters think Clinton is a typical lying politician who would say anything to get elected, and don't expect a single promise to be kept. Oh wait, no. They think that about Trump
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Singapore solves the Facebook-at-work problem, in a pretty definitive way
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(UPI)
 
 
 
High school student expresses his love for one of his favorite video games by bringing it to his prom as his date, pretty much locking in his date for all future reunions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay recalls several Rold Gold pretzel products over peanut residue, surprisingly not because of vague sandpaper-like texture and aftertaste
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Trump proves he has the hugest, most luxurious coat-tails anyone has ever seen, as the only candidate he has personally endorsed so far, Rep. Renee Ellners (R-NC) has become the first incumbent to lose their seat in the 2016 election
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you were expecting owed money from the Zimbabwe soccer federation as part of a debt settlement, you lost. FIFA approves - no, really, they do
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