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500 headlines found matching 'pro'
Thu May 25, 2017
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Trump failing to track foreign cash at his hotels from foreign governments despite campaign promise. Some businessman this guy is
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) tears up when reporters get him to read CBO analysis of AHCA indicating it would undermine preexisting conditions protections. Apparently reading is painful
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces that he will have the Justice Department begin an immediate investigation into who is leaking all sorts of sensitive intelligence being provided to the US by its allies. Justice Department: "Found him"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sears actually posts a quarterly profit after selling the one thing they had than anybody still wanted: The rights to the Craftsman brand name
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Cathrine Clark: "Seriously, is there any situation where you will defend any student against discrimination in your private school voucher program?" Betsy Devos: *privately-funded crickets*
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Buried in Trump's budget is a provision authorizing the unlimited capture, sale, and slaughter of wild horses
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two college students spend 48 straight hours in a Walmart. "At one point I just went and sat down on the toilet for like an hour. It was the only place that was quiet and away from the lights. It was probably the best time I had"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
School cop gets oral sex from 14-year-old girl and receives probation and no sex offender status. At least he lost his job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump budget slashes job training programs 40% because why the hell not? It's not like these idiot coal miners are ever gonna take the initiative to get better jobs
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL owners approve shortening overtime to 10 minutes. Apparently team doctors said they were running low on their supply of painkillers just after the end of regulation time
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School bus driver treats busload of kids to Dairy Queen on last day of school. Naturally, someone has a problem with that
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte closes out his campaign for Montana's lone congressional seat by body slamming a reporter, then cutting a heel promo in front of everyone
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump branded properties in NYC planning layoffs as their corporate event business has taken a complete nosedive since Trump took office
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What are the odds Trump will actually read the pope's 192-page letter on climate change like he promised him?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: 'I guess you're here about the opium,' should not be the first words out of your mouth when a sheriff knocks on your door
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Israel says it has changed its intelligence-sharing protocols with U.S. because Trump can't keep his yap shut
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York businesses are providing Plan B to their employees to address commuter problems by aborting the drivers of the future
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Tex), who is also a French model, provides an internet citation
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump may be an arrogant inexperienced blowhard bent on profiting from the presidency, but at least he "united the entire Muslim world" according to his administration
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you wanted to, I dunno, write your Congresscritters or something. Here are 66 programs that Trump's budget plan would eliminate. Who needs OSHA training anyway?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Transcript of Trump's call with Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte where they blithely discuss his murder of drug addicts and Trump nuking Korea will probably keep you up at night
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Tue May 23, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
ICE uses a broken and out of date database to identify immigrants for deportation. Guess who doesn't have a problem with that system?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Franken: "You have to understand that I like Ted Cruz probably more than my colleagues like Ted Cruz . . . and I hate Ted Cruz"
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair Star Wars covers indicate how the protagonists will split the party for The Last Jedi
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Pro football Hall-of-Famer Cortez Kennedy dies at 48. And for all of you "12s" out there, Cortez Kennedy played for your Seahawks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The new metric by which we will be measuring the success of social programs is the number of poor folks we throw out of them, says Mick Mulvaney
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1934, Bonnie and Clyde shot to death in stolen Ford, proving once again it pays to take the rental car insurance
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans are not looking kindly on Trump's proposed $5.8 billion cut to NIH including big hits to the cancer, Alzheimer's and infectious disease research. Which makes sense as they are mostly elderly men who keep dubious company
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If you're complaining about Jinder Mahal as WWE Champion, don't ever cry about the product being stale, unoriginal or predictable"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
As we near the 40th anniversary of the first film's release, let's talk about the man who helped Star Wars live long and prosper
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The Saudis gave Trump $360b in deals hoping Trump would rescind the 9/11 lawsuit law. Unfortunately, they are about to learn what Americans already know, the man is not so much a deal maker, as he is a promise breaker
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So yeah, we made it up. Distracted you from the Russian probe though
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will more tapes drop on Paul Ryan? Will Jared get news that he should probably flee to a country without extradition? Does anyone else miss Spiceweasel? THIS is your scandal/shoe drop/Snekretary thread. (~3-5 pm ET shoe droppage)
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed budget is based on a $2 trillion math error. A huge error, really beautiful. The biggest error in the history of federal accounting, folks. Ginormous mistake. Yuge. That's trillion with a T, people
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach's own voter ID investigation proves voter IDs are unnecessary
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"A Mississippi Republican lawmaker who called for the lynching of politicians who approve of the removal of Confederate monuments needs to "quickly clear up his remarks," the state GOP chairman said Monday"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
We've been playing Monopoly wrong. The intention of the game wasn't originally for fun, but was meant as a protest against the rich
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you try to be a practicing vegetarian but occasionally slip up and eat bacon, it's okay. However moving forward you should probably just call yourself a reducetarian
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump team drops most idiotic and DOA budget proposal ever while the boss is off suffering bouts of exhaustion in the desert
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Super-PACS have become the landing spot for every sleazoid, grifter, flim-flammer, and mental defective attached to the Trump bandwagon that isn't presentable enough for government work. So naturally Tomi Lahren just joined one
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
38-year-old Chase Utley proved he's still got it with a dazzling diving play. Age is just a number
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Abbott signs law protecting pastors' sermons from subpoena, even if said pastor spews hate-speech and death threats. "Texas law now will be your strength and your sword and your shield," Abbott said, invoking Bible verse
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Before we get all excited about Trump's new arms deal with Saudi Arabia, there's one small problem ... the Saudis can't afford it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"You know, before I repair this guy's £170,000 sports car, I probably should take it out for a test drive. What could go wrong?"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross marvels at lack of protesters in Saudi Arabia during Trump visit, forgets what the country DOES to said protesters
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Professor of European history warns Americans: "If there is no truth, there are no facts; if there are no facts, there is no rule of law; and if there is no rule of law, you can't maintain a liberal democracy"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Huge cuts to food stamps and Medicaid are part of Donald Trump's proposed budget, because you know you can't get something for nothing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we have a Mississippi Republican saying he will lynch the "Nazi-ish lawmakers" who would seek to remove his state's monuments to racism and failure. He probably says "all y'all" too
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
All that talk of Amy Fisher keeping a low profile since returning to Long Island? Well, about that
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Good news: Eighteen cable companies promise to support net neutrality. Bad news: None of them will put it in writing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For all the talk of "let's live for today", and therapy trying to confront the past, it turns out that the central function of the brain is prospecting outcomes for the future
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA), Articles of Impeachment drafting process may already be underway in the House Judiciary Committee
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Sun May 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ad campaign pleads to people of Spain, France, Greece, Italy, Thailand to help protect pasty Danes. "Tens of thousand of Danes travel from the cold dark north to your beautiful beaches ... [where] ... they abandon all precaution and roast in the sun"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pro wrestlers, celebrities, and street fashionistas revive the Nineties-era bumbag, aka the fanny pack. "They are not even worn on your bum"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not give a store employee your real telephone number moments before you rob the place. And take a seat on the Group W bench
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Much like Dear Leader, The new head of the FCC, aka Notorious M.U.G. refuses to show proof of his claims that the FCC suffered a DDoS attack
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Should we wish for a President Pence? Pro: He would at least be competent. Con: He would be the most conservative president of modern times - easily more conservative than Trump, more even than Ronald Reagan
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
John Morrell and Co. is recalling approximately 210,600 pounds of skinless hot dogs, because while they are skinless they aren't metal-less
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whats appropriate attire for yardwork? Is it wrong for an out of shape guy to wear a wifebeater\go shirtless?
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
How Cyndi Lauper brought professional wrestling into the entertainment mainstream
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(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO, that bastion of Liberal Propaganda chimes in. TL;DR - them Trump fan farkers are just crazy
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions' DOJ continues to focus on high-profile criminals -- such as the immigration lawyers who recently set up shop in airports to fight unlawful deportation orders
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Flat-earther performs experiment with level on airplane to disprove the curvature of the earth. There goes the science
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In a neutron-rich tin nucleus, electromagnetism can win over the strong force, but still can't produce a heart
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Guy shows support for girlfriend by wearing her grad picture on his shirt. Thus proving that Mashable writers weren't alive in the 90's
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot's ex-wife linked to multi-million-dollar property business, giving Donny all sorts of new ideas
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
10-foot alligator proves they make great speed bumps, for motorcycles at least. Florida Alligator Trifecta complete
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(The American Interest)
 
 
 
The DOJ's appointment of a widely-respected former prosecutor that doesn't fish has Democrats worried since the whole Russia case is based on internet chatter and tin foil
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga insists she's trying to distance herself from Trump, but every time she does the media pulls her in with a ridiculous, unprovoked attack. This time, it's the fake news story about Trump "leaking" classified information to the Russkies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN helpfully provides a list of things Trump will immediately do when he meets the Saudis
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Like his Presidency, Trump's approval rating for the past few days has literally flatlined
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(The Outline)
 
 
 
Apple's new pizza boxes are round. "Like all Apple products, the proprietary standard of the box makes it incompatible with third-party products"
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: Cincinnati Mayor's Office issues proclamation for "Tre Day". News: Mayor says had no knowledge of it even though he signed it. Fark: 'Tre' shot & killed a Cincinnati police officer less than two years ago
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
President defiant, won't resign despite investigation into allegations he condoned bribery of a potential witness in a major corruption probe. Different country this time. *whew*
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has now been promoted to Jesus Christ. And we all know how THAT story ended, don't we kids?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
A 64 year-old liberal's first foray into an NRA convention: "The common thread among the conventioneers I met was fear. Real, genuine fear. But that's no accident. Protecting yourself from crime, real and imagined, is what the NRA is all about"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The deadliest World Cup robot you'll see today. It'll provide security, guard Sarah Connor
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Arguments why God (very probably) exists to the left. Arguments for Obvious and Doubtful tags to the right
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Kremlin declines to comment on probe of Trump ties with Russia. It is too busy - how you say? Yes. Smiling like cat who ate canary
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
A 5 year renovation project for "Eggbeater Jesus" mosaic begins this month. Touchdown Jesus still waiting for bowl season
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That guy banging into the furniture in the next room? Probably using the VR porn
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There needs to be a bill passed that protects the internet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a move definitely not to deflect attention from his Russian scandal, Trump bombs pro Syrian forces
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study on how rats smell may address a larger issue of experiment reproducibility, while at the same creating powerful new strains of body spray
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor signs contract to fight Floyd Maywesther leaving promoters scrambling to find venue large enough for their egos
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(NPR)
 
 
 
California's endangered salmon problem is going away
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We need to pivot the news cycle, Mr. President." "Renegotiate NAFTA?" "That probably won't wo--" "RENEGOTIATE NAFTA"
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(Some Critic)
 
 
 
Leonard Maltin mourns death of VHS, which means death of only-on-tape products like the non-digital edition of Star Wars, the "Betty Boop: The Definitive Collection" box set, and many well-known old movies. Thankfully "Laserblast" made it to DVD
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Germany may decide it has too much money and join the F-35 program
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Daryl Bem proved ESP is real. Which means science is broken
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
School district apologizes for inappropriate comments that inadvertently ended up in a high school yearbook. This is not a repeat from every graduation season since the dawn of the first high school yearbook
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants to make education great again by eradicating a critical student loan forgiveness program
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Wed May 17, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Experts say the Turkish president's guards may have really farked up by stomping on protesters in Washington, D.C
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CBS proves they are really making a Star Trek series by revealing the first trailer and yet another look for Klingons
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(Google)
 
 
 
Gisele may know why Tom Brady is crazy enough to believe he's going to play five more years. It's probably all those concussions
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump asked Comey to imprison reporters rather than investigate Flynn. Imagine how proud all the Trump voters must be over their decision last November
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When sustaining your glitzy, futuristic city requires towing icebergs in from 6,000 miles away to provide drinking water, you should probably step back and reflect on the soundness of your growth strategy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves \ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: \ All mimsy were the borogoves, \ And the mome raths outgrabe." Huh, maybe that's my writing problem, I keep using words people recognize. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sessions is preparing to prosecute media outlets that publish classified information, insists that all stories should be submitted to the Trump Administration for approval for publication, or else
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, there are indeed some IKEA pieces worth thousands of dollars to collectors, but probably not the coffee table you're currently resting your beer on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's GOP wall of protection just cracked big time as first Republican congressman floats the idea of impeachment
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Google protects its trademark name after court finds insufficient evidence to show that the general public sees the word "google" as a generic name for internet search engines
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's really the media's fault. All that coverage of Trump's boneheaded behavior probably revealed more classified information because they kept quoting Trump. Stupid media
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The information provided by Sally Yates to the Trump Administration detailing Flynn's illicit relationship with the Russians was so incontrovertible that I don't even have anything witty to say about it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man finds that the best way to get a free air conditioner is to put on a Home Depot apron
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(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Lumpy Presents: The Destroy Trump Alliance. 1: The Destroy Trump Propaganda Media. 2: Sore Loser Democrats. 3: The Deep State. 4: Establishment Republicans. 5: The Never Trumpers. He could have just said "sane people" and saved everyone 15 minutes
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Another First World problem has been solved now that somebody invented an air conditioned backpack
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Erdogan's goons beat up protesters; Fark: on Embassy Row in DC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of course Fox News wanted to put a Congresscritter on the air to defend Trump. One teensy little problem with that
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Problem: bee populations are heavily stressed. Solution: give them a nicotine addiction
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably would have gotten the same reaction by taking away their phones
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Artist projects "PAY TRUMP BRIBES HERE" on president's DC hotel
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Pentagon's inspector general is conducting a review of the incredibly secretive B-21 bomber program to try to answer such questions as IS there actually such a plane or are we spending $80 billion to paint "1"'s on all our existing B-2's
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Senior European intel official: We're probably going stop sharing intel with the U.S. because Trump the blabbermouth shared info with Russia
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix producing first Australian series. Features lots of roos and shrimp on the barbie. Music by Split Enz
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Aric Almirola out of the 43 car indefinitely after falling victim to miscalibrated idol in NASCAR thread. Maybe you guys should put that thing on the shelf until you learn how to use it properly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I don't know if I should tell my family that my wife and I are in a polyamorous relationship with another person. My family is progressive, but I don't know if I'm oversharing. The relationship has made me distant. What do I do?"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The Rangers will be the road team when they play Buffalo in the 2018 Winter Classic at CitiField in order to avoid losing a $42 million property tax break
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News: Reporters who don't help Trump with the cover up are un-American traitors and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Sure the science used to convict you has since been debunked, but this state doesn't have a clemency process so you'll need to go ahead and serve out the full 99 years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now even the Republicans are screwing with Trump: Tax reform proposal gives him the steep reduction in corporate tax rates he asked for, but pays for it by nixing the "business interest" tax deduction that's critical to Trump's business empire
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla stock analyst forecasts higher costs for research and development, promptly pulls the plug on his support
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton launches new political action group called "Onward Together", plans to prove that through hard work and determination, even ten people can make a difference
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Lich queen and presidential fellator Baba Yaga said if Trump "doesn't keep his promises I'm out." Holy hell, we're through the looking glass here, people
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(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
White Wolf shot, left for dead in Yellowstone. Wizard of the Coast moved into protective custody
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Greece promises a shock referendum due to the EU's refusal to bail it out again, with some critics calling it akin to "dissolving the constitution"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite being a Republican, Tennessee Gov Bill Haslam is very pro-book learnin' and in an effort to increase the number of state residents with a college degree to 55% up from the current 39%, signs a bill making community college free for everyone
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Privatization Prophets - For years, millionaires and religious zealots have teamed up to preach "school choice" in an effort to dismantle public education"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Let's start with the Russian conspiracy being a fabrication that "True Progressives" don't accept and get crazier from there. Shall we?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
A federal judge orders Uber not to use technology that was taken from Waymo. But refuses to order a halt to Uber's self-driving program
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate issued a subpoena to the WH for documents about Flynn-that's good, But if the WH ignores the subpoena it's up to Jeff Sessions-who is also a target of the probe-to enforce it-that's bad. But the subpoena comes with a free frozen yogurt
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump's approval ratings manage to dip even lower following Comey firing, showing that while he may not be an effective leader, he is at least the political equivalent of a well drilling machine
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Parent raises $21K to wipe out all Seattle school lunch debt, proving that in some cases, there is such a thing as a free lunch for people who need it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Aroldis Chapman going on the disabled list for a month provides no relief for the Yankees' pitching problems
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Echo chamber of cognitive dissonance Kayleigh McEnany says we have "no proof" of why Trump fired Comey. Despite the fact Trump said he was thinking about Russia when he fired him
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can't save money for a house? Property tycoon says a good start is cutting out your $4 a day coffee habit and yearly vacation
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Maybe we as a society have become too casual now that it's considered appropriate to wear pajamas when going out in public to rob a convenience store
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Production designer: And our new set design for "Medea" will have a 4000 gallon water tank on stage, with a 30 ft. long open electrical circuit along the drip edge here. Producers: We see no problem with this. Actors: NOPE
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Constituent crams money into North Dakota Republican Senator Kevin Cramer's shirt to protest Cramer's support for the AHCA at townhall meeting. You can tell by Cramer's reaction that it cramped his style
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(National Review)
 
 
 
George Will: Today's left would have called Elvis's music 'Cultural Appropriation'... hmmm, I guess he still prefers the right's favorite term 'attractive and successful African-American' music
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Possibly the Daily Mail's only non-loathsome journalist rails against self-service tills at retail, spends whole day shopping on High Street using them to prove they waste more of your time than human-staffed tills
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Prospective employer says a job seeker is "worth an interview if only for a laugh" and calls her an "odd ball." Not surprisingly, someone has a problem with this
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(White House)
 
 
 
President Donald J. Trump Proclaims May 14, 2017, as Mother's Day. No, really
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
LOLs. U can't talk 2 your professor like this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells yet another easily disprovable lie about his past. This is not normal, don't pretend this is normal
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump White House may outsource press briefing duties to producers of a cable news channel. Gee, I wonder which one?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Sens vs. Pens in the Eastern Conference Final. Will Sidney Crosby and the Penguins keep things going or will the Senators make Canada proud? Who will be the next unsung hero? The puck drops at 7 pm ET on NBC
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Forget Space X and super fast cars, this now may be Elon Musk's best product yet
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars coming to the autobahn. Kraftwerk will finally seem appropriate for listening while speeding down the autobahn with only a robot driver
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Social scientists from the International Anthropomorphic Research Project are unmasking the furries among us, slamming media "which characterize furries as sexual deviants in the interest of creating a more titillating story"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Free porn ruins the sex lives of men but improves sex lives of women. Here comes the science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What you should never say on your dating profile, according to research. Surprisingly, "I am a regular user of fark.com" not included
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"I was a Watergate prosecutor; I know obstruction when I see it. And Trump's firing of Comey was just that"
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
From the "If you can't beat 'em join 'em" department: This year's Bear Creek High yearbooks have celebrities splashed throughout mostly so the cash-strapped journalism program can survive. And the kids love it, don't ya know
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photographer documents 28 active and abandoned drive-in theaters before they get bulldozed in the name of progress
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Look, I know it's the weekend and all, but the time has come for a special prosecutor. Possibly several. Do your part, call or write your Representative and tell them to call for a special prosecutor. (LGT House Directory) Find your Rep. Get involved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As graduation prank, students create 6ft penis mural made from teachers' pictures. (Probably safe for work)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
1944 warns of "a breed of super-nationalist who pursues political power by deceiving Americans and playing to their fears, but is really interested only in protecting his own wealth and privilege." Hrrrrrrmmmmmm
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Need some more bad news? The probability of an asteroid hitting the Earth is 10 times higher than we thought, and NASA is still 10 years away from a reliable defense system
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Audi's latest product placement is out of this world
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New simulation program aims to overcome air travel anxiety, possibly by letting people virtually experience being beaten by airport police or snarled at by rabid United Airline attendants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's approval rating is down with the group that probably got him elected: white people without college degrees
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(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
There is no greater proof that subby has been frequenting the wrong bars (Not safe for work)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The real problem with self-driving cars? They actually follow traffic laws
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AG Sessions tells prosecutors to charge suspects with the most severe crimes they can prove. Senate Intelligence Committee writes "treason" next to Trump's name
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
42% of Americans won't date someone with bad credit. The other 58% are in the process of getting a divorce because they didn't follow that same advice
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(The Hill)
 
Boobies
 
McConnell promises women can take part in healthcare meetings, as long as they are Republican, dress nicely, and don't talk too much
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Twitter is great for delivering the propaganda of despots. But it's terrible at turning a profit. Yet it manages to stay solvent for one simple reason: Twitter's expenses are being underwritten by the House Of Saud
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Kentucky Tea Party leader and former Trump campaign chair Tim Nolan faces 100 years in prison for multiple charges of rape, human trafficking of a minor, human trafficking of five adults, witness tampering, and prostitution. BUT HER EMAILS
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In the midst of all his current problems, it's nice to see President Trump still has time to troll Rosie O'Donnell
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(AP)
 
 
 
Witnesses say black man did nothing to provoke police shooting. Except for violating the "watchu looking at" law passed back in the eighties
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite being told that General Flynn might be compromised and open to blackmail by the Russians, Trump says he took 18 days to fire him because "it didn't seem like an emergency"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: I want to be probed "so strong and so good. I want to get to the bottom." He wants it "absolutely done properly"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Bang The Book)
 
 
 
Boston Celtics and Washington Wizards are proving that a close series isn't always fascinating
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Protesters: Stop torture of gays in Chechnya. Russia: There are no gays in Chechnya. Also, you're all under arrest
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After posting record sales and profits, Square Enix garrotes IO Interactive and leaves them in a dumpster in an alley
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(Independent)
 
 
 
FBI agents change their Facebook profile pages to pictures of James Comey, a gesture usually reserved for slain comrades. Prepare for war
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(The Street)
 
 
 
The real problem with Sears is...irresponsible media?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
NYU accidentally exposes military code-breaking computer project to entire internet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
To those of you saying Comey's firing will prove to be Trump's undoing, A) No, it won't. He's already skated on WAY worse things than this and B) Stop talking like that, honestly, you sound like a comic book villian
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tom Servo and Crow pitch programming ideas at Netflix....Fullest House
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's BBQ time on Wall Street. Shareholders throw Disney CEO on the grill over ESPN problems
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Tinder-style app matches sperm donors with prospective parents. Which apart from the prospective parents is pretty much the same idea behind Tinder
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
7 things that won't make it into the Vince McMahon documentary. Yeah, strap yourself in boys and girls. This one is going to get twisted, even for Pro Wrestling
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a 33 year-old Italian woman with a big nose; I have three kids and feel my nose has gotten more prominent with age. I would like to get a nose job but worry that I will be setting a bad example for my kids. Do I get one or not?"
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola's new CEO tells staff to "make mistakes" and not be cautious. Apparently he hasn't recently checked their product line up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott finally admits that he got Prometheus 'wrong'
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's probably time we honestly ask ourselves if we're truly prepared to survive a national emergency
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Woman claims she was refused permission to use the toilet during a flight. She then asked the cabin crew for two cups and had to improvise. United Airlines is considering adding a "pee fee" and cup rental charge
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dingoes improve fertility of the soil. Baby is the fertilizer of choice in Australia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Carter Page, under scrutiny in FBI Russia probe, praises Comey's firing. Of course, this has nothing to do with his investigation, why would you think that?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Political artist says war with North Korea inevitable. In his past life, he was a regime propagandist for the Kims
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Russian Foreign Minister and Trump agree, there is no need to probe election meddling by Russia. There, don't you all feel better now?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is winning so much, his approval rating has now dropped to 36%
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Conrad Hilton's problems all stem back to Paris Hilton's sex tape which he was teased about when he was younger. He dated E.G. Daily's daughter as revenge. Subby doesn't think anyone needs an excuse to date Hunter Daily Solomon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell rejects calls to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the administration in the wake of Comey's firing. At least we THINK that's what he said, he's kinda hard to understand when his head is tucked into his shell like that
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just who is Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe, and will he continue focusing on the Russia probe, or will he try to deflect?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If your spouse's parents' approach to raising your child seems outdated and antiquated, you should get over yourself and just be glad they're helping out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SecEd Betsy DeVos compares school choice to switching wireless carriers. "If you can't get cell phone service in your living room, then your particular provider is failing you." Obviously, you should be able to build your own cell tower or buy your own carrier
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's most pressing concern after learning Comey got fired by President Trump? "We need a fair and timely confirmation process to fill the FBI director's position"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
What better way to protest an arms deal than by bringing your own tank to the show
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After Sen. Graham indicated he wanted to look into Trump's business ties with Russia, Trump welcomed the probe, then lawyered up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study reveals one-third of FDA-approved drugs have unidentified safety risks. Upon hearing this news, President Trump abolished the FDA because they clearly can't screen drugs properly
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Office Depot profit more than doubles on better store merchandise sales, less staples
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The secret to the A's improbable three consecutive games walk-off streak? A big bag of Rally Skittles. Yum
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson once again repudiated the policy of "strategic patience" toward North Korea at the UN, then proceeded to describe a new campaign that sounded very much like the old one
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(Latest)
 
 
 
Spicer just declared Sally Yates was a Hillary-supporter and 'political opponent' of Trump in an attempt to discredit the former Acting Attorney General's testimony. Not counting Trump's tweets, he has zero proof
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hipsters down under are being targeted by national budget proposal, with stiff taxes on avo and rollies, but increased funding for Bitcoin, the arts, and community radio. Thankfully vinyl remains revenue-neutral
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
'Silver Man' arrested in Kentucky, in what is probably going to be an archrival of Florida Man somewhere down the road
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The judges hearing arguments over Trump's travel ban keep asking the lawyers one thing: "What about his campaign promise about a Muslim ban?"
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(RedState)
 
 
 
West VA Sen. Manchin (D-oublespeak) gets caught posing with Pro-life and Pro-Choice signs. His office responds by saying that he poses with voters "that any signs he holds bear no relation to his policy positions"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If someone tells you he will pay you back, he will not pay you back. The more assertive the promise, the more likely he will break it. If someone writes "I promise I will pay back, so help me God," he is among the least likely to pay you back
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Administration on working on vetting procedures for immigrants :"We've put our pens down ... [w]e haven't done any work on it." You know what? Just eliminate "on vetting procedures for immigrants" and post this headline for the next 7 years
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Hell of a way to start an article: "Contractors ... strongly advised to brace themselves before they open the closets. They might find charred human remains or a foot-long prosthetic penis"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: do not approach or taunt Florida Fruitland monkeys
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here are some snake myths that you probably believe, now watch out for the dreaded hoop snake
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Meet the last living Nuremberg prosecutor, A Jewish kid from Brooklyn who enlisted as a private fresh out of law school, stormed the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, and ended up bringing 22 SS commanders responsible for 1 million deaths to justice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The real way to "scare" a member of Congress is not protesting
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Experts declare the metrosexual DEAD, proclaim this the era of the "spornosexual" man who is competing with the "lumbersexual" man for your rapt attention. Somehow Brexit is mixed up in all this
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How does one go about procuring the services of a medical malpractice attorney? I'd love to provide details in the thread, but am unable to for reasons of discretion and modesty. Serious advice needed
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP continues its 'jobs first' agenda by approving a bill that makes it virtually impossible to sue an employer for workplace discrimination
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Among the more than 11,000 graduates in Ohio Stadium this weekend? Cardale Jones, who returned to finish his degree and prove that he DID come there to play school
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out that Paul Manafort wasn't the only one who didn't disclose the extent of his work for Pro-Russian Ukrainians in the US
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump's security and travel costs now reach $40 million, making him the most expensive president in US history, Secret Service protects him, the first lady, five children, their three spouses and eight grandchildren. And four separate residences
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can't improve this one: "Cow sex suspect hunted by police helicopter"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
House Speaker Paul Ryan will stop by a Harlem charter school today. Let's see how many boos he gets from traditional city public school protesters outside
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1960, medical history takes a pregnant pause as the FDA approves the pill
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Your password probably sucks - but this new tool from Carnegie Mellon University can actually make it stronger
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
3/4 of TJX Co. (TJMaxx) employees are women, people of color make up over 1/2 the workforce, and it's considered a top employer for gay folks and people with disabilities. And all the top execs are white guys. You bet somebody has a problem with this
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tyson Food profits fried as plant fires hurt production, yet add a delicious workplace aroma
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man attempts new DIY sex reassignment procedure on himself. Man, that hadda hurt
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry gets charge of blasphemy in 2015 dropped after Irish investigators literally couldn't find enough outraged people to move forward with prosecution. This is an outrage
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After backlash over a signing statement where Trump said that funding for Black colleges was probably unconstitutional, Trump now says his support for HBCUs is "unwavering". Well if it started at zero and stayed there, it technically HASN'T "wavered"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Belgian researchers develop process that generates power from polluted air while hailing our new Chinese overlords
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jacob Dekema, the man who is to blame for 6 lanes of bumper-to-bumper traffic in California, has died at a weirdly appropriate age
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(escape.com)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I'm not from Australia" like mangling a town's name. Here are 12 you've probably been mispronouncing
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
You know when they say 'he died doing what he loved'? Well that probably doesn't apply to this guy, unless what he loved was falling out of the windows of castles
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter questions if the Trump-Murdoch relationship looks appropriate, struts around as if he were a stray cat
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The Anchorage Police Department does not approve of a bill that would make it illegal for officers to have sexual contact with any prostitutes they're investigating
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Protip: If you call the police about illegally parked cars in front of your business, try not to be the one who drilled holes in more than 20 of their tires
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
MTV ignores music with the 2017 Movie Awards, this time adding Television to the mix. Adam Devine hosts, and it promises to highlight just how wrong the public is about what's good. It's your MTV Movie Awards Discussion Thread, 8 pm ET on MTV
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Illegally trafficked cigarettes now have a higher profit margin than cocaine, heroin, marijuana or guns"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 rakes in $138 million, proving Marvel's cinematic superiority to DC. F8 of the Furious brakes to #2 with $8.6 million, Stockholm syndrome tale Beauty and the Beast falls to #5 with $3.8 million, The Circle broken at #6
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Artist recreates those iconic posters of our National Parks to reflect how they'll probably look in 30 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Methinks they doth protest too much
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer should have given Melissa McCarthy enough material for the week, ditto Trump for Baldwin. The season is close to wrapping up, but Chris Pine and LCD Soundsystem are promising. It's your SNL Discussion Thread, 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan obliviously poses with protester wearing anti-Trumpcare 'Go f*ck yourself' shirt
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
From the "We hate to say you've been doing it all wrong but...you've probably been doing it all wrong" file comes the brushing and flossing edition
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Newly approved drug costs $145,524 per year and slows progression of Lou Gehrig's disease by one third. Would you sell your house to live another year?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans now see health care as a right, not a privilege, and this is going to be a problem for politicians
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man has 99 problems after police find 99 rabbits in his home
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(wccftech)
 
 
 
Intel: don't bother overclocking your brand new unlocked Core i7-7700K processor. If you wanted to overclock, you should have gone with AMD
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Iconic Redhook brewery in Woodinville, WA is shutting down due to overcapacity, will refocus beer production in Seattle brewpub. "In an industry where production has outrun popularity, regional beers no longer sell so well outside their home turf"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Red Sox / Orioles final update: Manny Machado hit a very long home run. And no one hit Manny Machado. Progress?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Joe's Crab Shack to file for bankruptcy. Who would imagine that a restaurant that sells overpriced crap that's seasoned with leather shavings and redneck sweat would have trouble making a profit?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A month before the general election UK local council elections show UKIP is finished, Labour and pro-EU LibDem support way down and the Conservatives the big winners
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
KFC releases romantic novella about Colonel Sanders, in which he probably describes his paramours as finger-licking good
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(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Cargo plane crashes; 2 dead, several proms ruined
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas teenager takes date to prom. Her father goes on an unhinged racist rant, disowning her and calling her a "F*CKING WHORE" because said date is black
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When giant pigs fly in Chicago it's probably for an anti-Trump Tower protest
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New graphic shows how Trump took Obama's time-machine and fixed the unemployment problems of the Great Recession
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Jerry Garcia's iconic "The Wolf" guitar will be auctioned 5/31 in New York City; it is expected to fetch $1.5 million dollars, with all proceeds going to the Southern Poverty Law Center
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, America's unhinged racist uncle promises to drink a jar of salsa and watch Speedy Gonzales cartoons. No word on how many times he will slap his forehead and cry "¡Ay, caramba!" out of respect for Latinos
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
MN Senate votes for state-level protections for internet privacy 66-1, then the committee co-chaired by the only Senator who voted against it removes them before the bill is finalized
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The non-partisan Cook Report shifts 20 House seats towards Dems after yesterday: "The GOP's willingness to spend political capital on a proposal that garnered 17% support in a March poll is consistent with scenarios that generated a midterm wave"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's what you REALLY don't want to hear a Representative say when a reporter asks him if he's aware that bill he just voted for cancelled a program that provided healthcare for 635,000 people in his home state: "No, explain that to me"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How many cups of coffee a day do you drink? If you have to stop and count, it's probably too many
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian media says Manchester is "full of fat women that turn men gay." No wonder Crowley was so particularly proud of Manchester
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Soylent raises $50M in venture capital, founder says he's working on "new innovations in product categories." I hear they need lots of people
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(Time)
 
 
 
When the aliens come -- and they will -- they will probably come in peace and not eat us tasty humans
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
She's accused of extramarital affairs, unprotected sex with several partners, hiring female prostitutes for threesomes and her own selfish pursuits, and smoking the weed confiscated from a kid by her bailiff. And they shall call her Your Honor
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Thu May 04, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Poor proofreading on Capitol Hill allows Jeff Sessions to crack down on medical marijuana in two states
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Vancouver's drug problem is so bad that pigeons are making nests out of used syringes. (w/ pic)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
One candidate dumbed down their language and painted ideas in broad strokes. The other used eloquent arguments and provided policy details. Who actually won the debate?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Fake news in 'Star Wars' is probably their number one problem". Jar Jar Binks nods in approval
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. ends a ban on imported Argentine lemons after realizing we have millions of domestic lemons that are produced each year in Detroit
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking warns that we must leave Earth in 100 years if humans are to survive. Scientists protest, saying geologically speaking we just got here
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Move over Red Delicious, Honeycrisp and Macoun, the latest new apple coming to your produce aisle is the Cosmic Crisp. "It has that sought-after crisp, cracking sensation with sweetness and acid; almost a sensory overload for your tongue"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Two of your cops are shot up while sitting in a van. Naturally, to protect officers they need more high powered rifles. I assume they will weld them to the van as some sort of armor
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Wed May 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China to require a government license for any company that publishes, shares or edits news. So if anyone with a good grasp of the language can coach Drew through the approval process that'd be great
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(IGM Forum Chicago)
 
 
 
Guess how many economists agree that raising taxes produces higher revenue? Go on, guess
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Trump keeps on protecting us by deporting bad hombres like a mother and her 5-year-old son back to Honduras where she'll almost certainly be killed since she is a witness in a murder
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Johnny Cueto get his workout in on the stairs of Dodgers Stadium. Looking at the stands, it's probably in the 1st inning before anyone showed up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook "likes" do nothing to improve your mood. But the dislike button would probably drive you to madness
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ryan: Obamacare Repeal Bill? No this is the I Love America and If You Vote Against This You Hate Jesus, and the Flag and are Probably Gay Act of 2017
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Learning absolutely nothing from history, the SEC approves a quadruple-leveraged ETF for the investor who wants to lose everything but is too poor to get a margin account
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's a great idea: Climb to the top of a mountain considered sacred to indigenous people and take a naked selfie. Who would ever have a problem with that? (blurred nekked pic warning)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: Why is everyone skipping around the fact that Comey's letter probably cost Hillary the election?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is wearing Hawaiian shirts considered cultural appropriation?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Adorable Canadian prime minister introduces drunk-driving legislation that gazes soulfully into your eyes as it charmingly deprives you of your due-process rights, but Trudeau's just so gosh-darn cute and that's what really matters
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After being thrown at AGAIN, Manny Machado completely goes off on profanity-laden tirade, blasting Red Sox organization, saying he has no respect for anyone in it
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you a night owl? Don't try and fight it, it's probably genetic
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court, in 7-1 ruling, rejects Colorado's guilty until proven innocent practice, and says States cannot use civil forfeiture to take valuables from innocent people. Wait, who was the Justice that disagreed with this? Thomas, of course
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Lowering standards to meet new recruit quotas includes all programs, even Navy K-9 Corps
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Assistant professor of philosophy learns the hard way what a modern-day online witch hunt looks like
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Robot brain surgeon can do complex procedures 50 times faster than humans, help arrange the funerals as early as the next day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald and Ivanka, still pimping a Philippine condo project
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
New proposal says that Facebook be treated like a public utility. The only difference is that most people would be good with it going down every once in awhile
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Local brewery posts rules after kids cause repeatedly damage property in its Biergarten. Rule #1: Unsupervised children will be aged in wooden bourbon casks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The leopard is on the prowl again. This time it's evangelicals who lament that their marriage to Trump is "going to be a bitter harvest"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The coal industry has proven to be a source of high-paying jobs where wages have risen 60% in the past 8 years...in the executive suite. The poor saps giving themselves black lung actually digging the stuff out of the ground? They're getting screwed
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
67-year-old New Jersey golfer hits hole-in-one, pauses to adjust onion on his belt and proceeds to hit another
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You may have heard the myth that biting into a Wint-O-Green Lifesavers produces visible sparks in a dark room. It's no myth. Here comes the science
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physicists breeding Schroedinger cat states, probably using Terminators
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan lottery relies on a wooden tripod hooked to some antique clocks via a metal cleaver and a barrel of rocks. Rube Goldberg and the Mythbusters approve
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's reelection campaign removes advertisement that potentially violates federal laws prohibiting active members of the military from engaging in a political act
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman loses lawsuit to reveal identity of male escort she says got her pregnant, which is probably good since she hasn't been named either
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Colgate University in Upstate New York went on lockdown for over 4 hours last night because someone saw an art student enter the student center with a GLUE GUN for a project. Authorities believe the charges won't stick
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Twin sisters give birth on the same day nine months after their probable orgy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There are many reasons you never hear the words 'Scottish' and 'surfer' in the same sentence. This is probably one of them
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Do not taunt Happy Fun Jeff Sessions, because the Justice Department will prosecute you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.... especially on Fark
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Sean Waltman: pro-wrestler, porn star, marijuana enthusiast, and now felon
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Protests, in Seattle: "Screw you for voting for Trump" "Screw you for voting for . . . hey, man, is that weed?" "Hell, yeah, bro, pass it around." *puff* "What were protesting, again?" *puff* "Dunno. Eh, screw it"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel tell us that Donald has always loved dictators? Will he proclaim tomorrow as "National Hug a Dictator Day"? Will Hitler bemmamhhahrhgagamesh... THIS is your Spiceweasel Press Briefing Thread (1:30pm ET start time)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Send in the Goons. The desperate Capitals have cheap shotted Sidney Crosby into concussion protocol
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New research shows that the "organic milk" you're so proud of spending so much money on probably isn't, you know, organic. In other news, "fat free" products don't make you skinny, "diet" sodas are bad for you, and your gluten allergies are bullshiat
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
With three years and infinite presumption to go before his 2020 campaign, Trump is profiting handsomely from his reelection
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