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Headlines matching 'prisons'
Fri February 03, 2012
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(MSNBC) Sad Jewish Indiana Jones faces 20 years in prison. He chose...poorly  (msnbc.msn.com) (94)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Alcatraz fighting tourists trying to break into historic prison in search of fictional room seen in TV show. Bat cave isn't real, morons  (dailymail.co.uk) (125)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Philly.com) Dumbass AZ man arrested for refusing to leave jail  (philly.com) (29)
(Fox News) Interesting Violent sex offender in California gets off with a mere slap on the wrist... well, 195 wrists to be exact  (foxnews.com) (55)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Hmm, wonder why she got prison. *clicks* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH OH NOOOO GET THE BLEACH  (orlandosentinel.com) (149)


Fri January 20, 2012
(UPI) Fail Man released from prison into cold, cruel world wearing only shirt, underwear and socks  (upi.com) (41)


Thu January 12, 2012
(USA Today) Followup Mississippi judge unpardons 21 convicts  (content.usatoday.com) (111)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Slate) Sad We who live in prison, and in whose lives there is no event but sorrow, have to measure time by throbs of pain, and the record of bitter moments  (slate.com) (65)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Washington Post) Scary Driver to spend 20 years in jail for not being a Kennedy  (washingtonpost.com) (72)
(La Crosse Tribune) Dumbass Want to convince a judge that you can't move your arms? Don't do pushups in your jail cell, idiot  (lacrossetribune.com) (20)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail "I want her to go to prison where she can get help, where she can't do drugs or have anything bad (happen) to her." Heh, looks like someone never watched Oz  (kirotv.com) (35)


Tue January 03, 2012
(LA Times) Ironic Man in prison for stealing vehicles escapes by stealing a vehicle  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (41)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Deseret News) Stupid FLDSers pledge to not have sex until their leader, serving a life sentence, is released from prison. Ok guys, we're gonna have to release Warren now, or else the loons will stop breeding  (deseretnews.com) (118)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Coventry Telegraph) Dumbass Man gets two years in prison for selling cocaine while being drunk and dressed as The Incredible Hulk, after police caught him green-handed  (coventrytelegraph.net) (22)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Toronto Sun) Followup Well it's Bud the Spud from the bright red mud, still languishing in Lebanese prison. The times are grim, and his hopes are dim because the Holidays and Hassan's coming. The Holidays and Hassan's coming  (torontosun.com) (28)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Omaha World Herald) Ironic This headline is not from The Onion  (omaha.com) (81)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida 12 rectal exams a day is a job outside of prison, too?  (sun-sentinel.com) (29)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely The 55 year old woman visiting accused killer Joran Van der Sloot insists her interest in him isn't sexual despite the fact she's written songs for him titled "Haven't Kissed You Yet" and "Come Ride With Me"  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)


Wed December 07, 2011
(CBS News) NewsFlash Blagojevich to get 14 years of getting his seat filled  (cbsnews.com) (276)


Mon December 05, 2011
(wtsp) Followup Door to door breast examiner gets 13 months in prison to practice prostate exams  (wtsp.com) (15)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass The newest inmate at the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr Detention Center? That would be former sheriff Patrick J. Sullivan Jr himself  (cbsdenver.wordpress.com) (93)
(CBC) Asinine Here's a headline you weren't expecting to read today: RCMP gave potato farmer's financial details to Algerians  (cbc.ca) (21)
(Some Diggler) Florida Miami's federal jail overrun with strippers posing as paralegals. "In a scene straight out of a porno, one woman was caught on video stripping for an inmate. They are making a mockery out of the prison system"  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (54)


Sat November 26, 2011
(io9) Fail Prison inmates use dominoes for natural male enhancement. Unfortunately for them the pieces didn't quite fall in place and caused unwanted domino (side)effects  (io9.com) (65)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool A 345-pound man in jail is freed nine days early thanks to a Lake County, Fla., judge's "lose-a-pound, gain-a-day" deal. Cool tag beats out Florida tag in this case  (news.yahoo.com) (44)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Obama pardoning a bunch of his hippy pothead friends  (huffingtonpost.com) (105)


Mon November 21, 2011
(WIVB) Scary Inmate attacks officers at ATTICA, ATTICA, ATTICA  (wivb.com) (18)


Thu November 17, 2011
(ESPN) Asinine Former Packer sentenced to six years in prison for painkiller possession. Guess he forgot to be a white quarterback  (espn.go.com) (38)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Man who killed an Aldi security guard found dead in his prison cell. He will be charged $1 for the body bag  (chicagotribune.com) (33)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Starpulse) Obvious God turns Danny Trejo's life around after prison chat. Danny Trejo returns the favor by starring in "The Muppets" and "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas"  (starpulse.com) (43)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida You served your country. Then your country ignored you, so you turned to crime. Good news: Florida has designed special prisons painted with American flags just for you  (orlandosentinel.com) (24)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Inmate sues Florida for turning prison cell into gas chamber  (tampa.cbslocal.com) (76)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Guardian) Scary If you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a poor family, you're likely to go to prison. If you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a rich family, you're likely to go to business school  (guardian.co.uk) (82)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man who stole checks at interview doesn't get the job, but does get 3-6 years in prison  (journalstar.com) (43)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Washington Post) Asinine Butt could face seven years in PMITA prison after being found guilty of ensuring the delivery of three intentional no-balls  (washingtonpost.com) (12)


Sun October 30, 2011
(SeattlePI) Sick Skipper gets three years in prison for rape. Poor Gilligan  (seattlepi.com) (80)


Thu October 27, 2011
(FOX6Now) Dumbass When trafficking underage girls over state lines you may want to do it in something a little less obvious then a gold painted van that says "Ho Hauler" on it  (fox6now.com) (59)


Tue October 25, 2011
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Man tries to flood his jail cell with toilet water. As expected, back up plan fails  (nwfdailynews.com) (20)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Townhall) Interesting "Watching handsome high rollers head to prison is no doubt an Occupy Wall Streeter's notion of ultimate bondage sex appeal"  (townhall.com) (118)


Fri October 21, 2011
(BBC) Fail Britain hands over its first set of prison keys to the private sector, who promptly loses them  (bbc.co.uk) (61)

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