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41 headlines found matching 'primaries'
Thu April 28, 2016
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Paul Ryan is now the real life version of the meme of the dog saying "This is fine" and having a cup of coffee while his kitchen is engulfed in flames"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of all the winners [Hillary; the American people] and losers [Cruz; that guy also running against Trump who pretends to like Cruz] of the ACELA primaries
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "NEVERTRUMP" movement ended as it began: quiet and stupid
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Tue April 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders starts to lay down his last cards, name drops Elizabeth Warren as possible VP pick
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders: Fark it, even California deserves to be counted this primary season. I'll decide to drop out after
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There will be no Trump Etch-A-Sketch
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton doesn't think her 'possibility of an all-female ticket' cunning plan all the way through if she thinks Elizabeth Warren as VP would totally NOT upstage her
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kasich says GOP "doesn't like ideas". Where's a Morgan Freeman photo when you need one?
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Fri April 15, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump attacks voter nullification scheme, forgetting that is one of the major planks of the Republican party
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John McCain, who has done more to embolden Tea Partiers than Samuel Adams, bemoans the deep divisions within the GOP
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump may have won a bunch of primaries, but how loyal are the delegates picked to vote for him at the convention? Let's just say the feeding hand is tired of being bitten
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Sat April 02, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Arizona may redo its primaries due to massive fraud as thousands of voters from both parties were mysteriously purged from the voting rolls
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Fri April 01, 2016
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Every Republican who wants to win in November should be voting to disregard election results
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Sign the f*cking loyalty pledge, Donald." Trump: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "SIGN THE F*CKING PLEDGE" (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Gullible Glenn Beck swallows Ted Cruz affair allegations hook, line and sinker, says he'll drop him like a hot potato if true
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why did Bernie Sanders dominate Saturday?
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush endorses Ted Cruz, calling him "consistent." Consistency, as we all know thanks to Ralph Waldo Emerson, is the hobgoblin of small minds; ergo, Ted Cruz is a small-minded hobgoblin
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Mon March 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN tosses a curve ball into the primaries with interleague play and no DH rule. It's the Final Five hosted by Anderson Cooper and that weird guy with the beard live @8 PM EST. Help make CNN rate again
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP continues changing the goal post as the primaries roll on. This time, "Rule 40(b)" doesn't exist anymore
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
With almost 69% of the vote, Bernie Sanders was the overwhelming choice to win the Democratic nomination to be President of the United States among Democrats who no longer actually LIVE in the United States
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump dismisses ad showing Trump's typical opinions of women, saying it's "sour grapes". All those chicky-babes just wanted a piece of ole Donald and they couldn't have him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Authorities give "all clear" after white powder discovered at Rubio campaign headquarters, say it was just a supporter who just wanted to "say hello to my little friend"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rubiobot blue screens
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cruz takes Wyoming, Rubio and Kasich split DC. Politics Tab eager to give election junkies one more hit of info to get you safely to Tuesday's big primaries
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chair of Democratic National Committee asks media to please stop reporting on the undemocratic aspects of her primary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sleepy endorses Grumpy, to the dismay of Dopey
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Thu March 10, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Anyone who votes in the March 15th primaries in North Carolina for a congressional candidate is casting a vote for a candidate to represent districts that technically no longer exist, and therefore, none of the votes will actually count
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Strategist for John Kasich says he is "ahead of schedule" even though he has won no primaries yet. Apparently they're talking about his plans to get into the race for the 2020 election
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz wins Idaho. Potato
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Sun March 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes Kentucky and Louisiana, Sanders gets Kansas and Nebraska, Rubio gets NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
This year the road to the White House apparently goes through Maine
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Georgia Democrats: How come we were given Republican ballots? And why does the system say we already voted when we didn't? Elections officials: Your fault, you trusted us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"The best thing we could have hoped for was, like, a small victory, which would have been a 30-point loss. A victory would have been a 20-point loss. Obviously it didn't seem to work that well"
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Mon February 22, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You know all those experts who said Bernie's bernout was inevitable because that mythical wave of Millennial support he was depending on would never actually materialize? Well, the Millennials have spoken with one clear voice to say...ooh, selfie
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Mon February 15, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: Cuban immigrants' special access to the US Republican presidential primaries is wrong
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Sat February 13, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Bernie supporters: "Unpledged delegates exist really to make sure that party leaders and elected officials don't have to be in a position where they are running against grassroots activists." Did I say Bernie supporters? I meant the DNC chair
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio has no luck with food, as the thirsty presidential hopeful chips a tooth on a frozen Twix bar. George W. Bush sympathizes, grabs a bag of pretzels in solitarity
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Fri February 12, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
W to campaign for Jeb. 2016 GOP primaries. Book it. Done
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders fuels capitalism, despite being a red man. "Actually, they got factories with little dolls named after me"
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Tue February 09, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Your mom tries to vote in New Hampshire primaries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: No presidential candidate since 1984 has been a Reagan Supporter. John McCain, "YOU LIE" Romneybot 2.0 could not be reached for comment
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