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Headlines matching 'prices'

Sat May 26, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Bend Bulletin)		Video games being used to train new generation of auto technicians. By the way, subby knows a great mechanic for when you get laser or rocket damage to your ride, he graduated from Sega University with a specialty in rocket-jump cars (bendbulletin.com)	(18)

Fri May 25, 2012

(Sauk Valley)

$10,000 worth of damage to home caused by rebellious teens skipping school. And by teens, I mean first graders (saukvalley.com)

(52)

Mon May 21, 2012

School administrator suspends seniors for school pran.. wait, what? She congratulates them for coming up with a prank that was original and did no damage? In other news: Not all school administrators are robotic martinets (boston.com)

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Wed May 09, 2012

(The Big Picture)

Gas prices are falling - that's good. But it's likely because the economy is faltering as well - that's bad. If you still want to vote for Obama you can get your free frogurt, though everyone should know by now how cursed it is (ritholtz.com)

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Tue May 08, 2012

Wendy's profits down thanks to higher horse prices (cnbc.com)

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Sat May 05, 2012

Good news: Oil prices are dropping Bad news: Oil prices are dropping (cnbc.com)

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Fri May 04, 2012

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Thu May 03, 2012

	OPEC almost maintains straight face as it claims it is working hard to bring oil prices down (finance.yahoo.com)	(12)
(KWQC)	Energy drinks can permanently damage your teeth after only five days (kwqc.com)	(64)
	When will U.S. house prices recover? Around the same time that you'll get over it (marketwatch.com)	(60)

Wed May 02, 2012

(ktvb.com)

Shoplifter pulls out samurai sword, slashes prices (ktvb.com)

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Mon April 23, 2012

Old GOP meme: Rising gas prices are Obama's fault. New GOP meme: Falling gas prices are free markets in action (abcnews.go.com)

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Sun April 22, 2012

(SaveOnBrew)

The only way to get through nine painful innings is to soothe the way with sweet sweet beer. Beer prices at every MLB park (saveonbrew.com)

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Wed April 18, 2012

Nothing Obama can do will lower gas prices, unlike Newt who can cut it to $2.50 a gallon just by being elected (foxnews.com)

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Tue April 17, 2012

Obama moves to limit oil speculators to lower gas prices. Republican outraged he does what they say he is against (cbsnews.com)

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Mon April 16, 2012

(13 WMAZ)		Police in Milledgeville, GA arrest a six-year-old girl for simple assault and property damage after knocking over a shelf in a school tantrum that injured the principal. Thank god that monster is off our streets (13wmaz.com)	(245)
		What's fallen more than 50% since 1970? Gas Prices? Home Prices? If you guessed the US Standard of Living, you get a cookie (thestreet.com)	(195)

Sun April 08, 2012

It's the perfect home buyer's market because prices have fallen to record lows. Too bad the same economy that's lowering prices means no one can afford a home (suntimes.com)

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Fri April 06, 2012

AT&T, Verizon and Sprint are making money selling wiretaps on cellphones. Bonus: Here are the prices they charge (forbes.com)

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Thu April 05, 2012

Egypt, you really don't want a repeat of 1967, so please stop the rockets. Thank you, Israel (bbc.co.uk)

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Wed April 04, 2012

	McDonalds Millionaire-to-be Marlinde Wilson now says the winning ticket is hidden in the restaurant. Next: Thousands of dollars in damage caused to trashed McDonalds in Maryland (foxnews.com)	(195)
	Near all-time high prices heading into Easter. No, not for gasoline, for ham. Fark: no word on how high bacon prices are (abcnews.go.com)	(27)
(Some Guy)	When reporters think they are on CSI Miami, real police have to work twice as hard to undo damage caused by the media (staugustine.com)	(196)

Sat March 31, 2012

	WalMart plans to reduce grocery prices by one billion dollars. Doesn't that just mean that they were overcharging us in the first place? (foxbusiness.com)	(90)
(Some Guy)	Experts: "rising demand for oil around the world and supply concerns stemming from Iran sanctions are driving prices at the pump" (nasdaq.com)	(152)
	The CBC tries to comfort you in the fact the while gas prices are rising, printer ink is still $1750 a liter (cbc.ca)	(47)

Fri March 23, 2012

High gas prices are the sign of a better economy (chicagotribune.com)

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Thu March 22, 2012

AP report shows that in 36 years of data, there isn't a single shred of evidence that shows more drilling reduces gas prices (thinkprogress.org)

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Tue March 20, 2012

(Washington Free Beacon)

Watch congressman Markey say the President has nothing to do with rising gas prices and then watch him blame a different President a few years ago for rising gas prices (freebeacon.com)

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Mon March 19, 2012

		"Yes, Mr. President, that makes a lot of sense. Your regulations and unconstitutional executive orders have caused the price of gas to skyrocket. So, you do control gas prices. Want examples? I'll give you five" (townhall.com)	(277)
		Much like their prices, news of Arco's demise has been greatly exaggerated (ktla.com)	(18)
		Mitt Romney would like the non-slut, non-whore, non-baby killing female demographic to know he cares about the higher gas prices they're paying at the pump. "I have friends who own gas companies and know how you feel" (washingtonpost.com)	(193)

Sat March 17, 2012

Obama hatches cunning plan to bring gas prices to $8 per gallon (foxnews.com)

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Wed March 14, 2012

	As more and more people are selling off their diamond jewelry, the industry worries that a flood of "recycled" diamonds may cause severe drops in the artificially inflated prices they sell their shiny rocks for (news.yahoo.com)	(218)
	Rising fuel prices curtail business travel budgets. Cincinnati Bengals finally find a way to eliminate eight road losses (usatoday.com)	(4)
(Some Guy)	"Microgravity-induced intracranial hypertension represents a hypothetical risk factor and a potential limitation to long-duration space travel." In other words, your eyeballs stretch out of shape and your brain deforms (huffingtonpost.co.uk)	(39)
	Energy Secretary Steven Chu would like you to know that he no longer thinks high gas prices are a good thing (foxnews.com)	(374)

Tue March 13, 2012

		It's been five years since real estate prices imploded, so you'll be happy to know that your property taxes may be finally about to start going down (usatoday.com)	(86)
(Red State)		Let's take a stroll down memory lane to a time when the totally awesome B-RAWK Obama was going to do something about high gas prices and oil company profits (redstate.com)	(162)

Mon March 12, 2012

It only took nine years, but the UK Advertising Standards Agency now forbids store from advertising "Sofa King low prices" (nypost.com)

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Sat March 10, 2012

One drawback to rising gas prices? Fewer and fewer sexy Midwestern college girls will be wearing bathing suits on the beach (desmoinesregister.com)

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Thu March 08, 2012

With foreclosures starting back up again, home prices may be headed back to 2000 levels (money.msn.com)

(55)

Wed March 07, 2012

(Some Guy)

Gas prices hit $6 a gallon at California gas station. Watch out Europe, we're catching up to you (californiagasprices.com)

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Tue March 06, 2012

Fair and Balanced Fox News in 2008, making sure Americans understand the president has no control over gas prices, United States oil production makes little difference, and we should be promoting mass transit (youtube.com)

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Mon March 05, 2012

Goldman Sachs releases statement denying they are speculating on oil and gas and thereby driving up gas prices. Unfortunately the statement is unreadable as they were apparently giggling too much to type legibly (abcnews.go.com)

(53)

Sun March 04, 2012

Man sues movie theater chain because he thinks the prices at the snack bar are too high. Fire up the medium popcorn, and for just a dollar more you can make it a large (freep.com)

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Fri March 02, 2012

After crashing the housing market, driving home prices negative; then walking away from their underwater mortgages while asking for bailouts, older generations are shocked, SHOCKED that Millennials don't want to buy homes (theatlantic.com)

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Wed February 29, 2012

Crude oil declines for second day in a row on news that it clearly has nothing to do with gas prices (bloomberg.com)

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Tue February 28, 2012

		Just when you've come to grips with rising gas prices, prepare yourself for water tripling in price (clickorlando.com)	(159)
(Some Guy)		Hey, is Obama to blame for gas prices? According to this picture he is. I KNEW he was muslin (sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net)	(212)

Mon February 27, 2012

		Rick Santorum: the recession was caused not by a housing bubble, but by high gas prices. Maybe he should just stick to social issues (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(238)
		Obama says "There is no magic bullet" that will instantly lower gas prices. GOP leaders immediately criticized Obama for dangerously weakening America by failing to maintain our magic bullet arsenal (news.bostonherald.com)	(163)

Sat February 25, 2012

Eight reasons why gas prices will hit $5/gallon this year. "Because fark you, that's why" suspiciously absent (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com)

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Fri February 24, 2012

		The Fox Effect and how it shapes the media landscape. Today's lesson: Gas prices (crooksandliars.com)	(134)
		Should the government be blamed for high gas prices? Here comes the (economic) science (slate.com)	(99)
		Florida Congressman Allen West is pissed that Obama raised gas prices such that it costs him $70 to fill the tank on his DoucheMobile. WAAAAAAAAAAA (autos.yahoo.com)	(98)

Thu February 23, 2012

		Gas prices are rising so fast reporters can't even get through a report about how fast gas prices are rising without the price of gas rising (abcnews.go.com)	(129)
		Obama to deliver a speech, possibly involving song, explaining how contraception limitations cause high gas prices (foxnews.com)	(43)

Wed February 22, 2012

		Gas prices aren't rising, the dollar is falling (forbes.com)	(118)
		Live morning show report on gas prices interrupted when car and cab crash behind reporter. Two drivers that won't have to worry about gas prices anymore. With video of unfazed reporter (www2.tbo.com)	(42)

Mon February 20, 2012

Chicken wing prices are going through the roof. EVERYBODY PANIC WITH A SIDE OF CELERY AND BLEU CHEESE (moneyland.time.com)

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Mon February 13, 2012

Apple decides to mourn the death of Whitney Houston by raising the prices on all of her music (digitalspy.com)

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Thu February 09, 2012

Gasoline prices expected to spike 60 cents a gallon in next few months on news that Apple is getting all the headlines (usatoday.com)

(20)

Thu February 02, 2012

		Online singles seek parenthood but no sex, which is like going to a strip club only for the beer prices (news.yahoo.com)	(121)
		Problem: the renters you have in your flat aren't even paying close to the prices with which you could gouge Olympic tourists. Solution: evict the tenants. Wow, that wasn't even really much of a problem, now, was it? (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com)	(175)

Sun January 29, 2012

Boston to boost the attractiveness of public transportation by raising prices 40% and eliminating night and weekend service (metrowestdailynews.com)

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