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Headlines matching 'presidents'
Thu May 24, 2012
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(WRCB-TV) Obvious Romney campaign outlines his plan for "Day 1". 10am: Watch politely as Obama is sworn in for second term. Noon: Order early bird special at Denny's. 3pm: Watch the Ellen Show  (wrcbtv.com) (54)


Wed May 16, 2012
(USA Today) Silly Hey, remember those first steps President Obama took beside Neil Armstrong on the moon? And when he guest-lectured with Albert Einstein? Oh man, good times, good times  (content.usatoday.com) (82)


Tue May 15, 2012
(CNN) News Dear France - Bailout Greece if you know what's good for you. Sincerely, Zeus  (cnn.com) (148)


Mon May 14, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious Finally, with student debt topping $1 trillion, college presidents are waking up and recognizing that they might have to handle education costs through methods other than tuition increases. Maybe think about following a budget and things  (nytimes.com) (405)


Wed May 09, 2012
(ESPN) Asinine Cris Carter admits he used to put bounties on players who were trying to injure him, which means the Saints are to be awarded three Super Bowls and Jonathan Vilma is automatically President  (espn.go.com) (177)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Funny Or Die) Amusing President Jed Bartlet and the cast of The West Wing reunite for a silly pro-walking PSA  (funnyordie.com) (31)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Electoral map, reality, does not favor Romney  (washingtonpost.com) (356)
(NYPost) Obvious What do former presidents Bill Clinton and George H.W. Bush have in common? Their disdain for Jimmy Carter, because he went rogue and conducted foreign policy after leaving office without any authority from the White House  (nypost.com) (141)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious When Obama goes fundraising, liberals defend him by saying "politicians have to raise money." When he goes fundraising more than the last five presidents COMBINED, they defend him by saying that "it's much harder for him"  (dailymail.co.uk) (342)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy Rudy Giuliani endorses Mitt Romney, increasing his odds of winning the Presidency 9-11%   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (26)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Slate) Silly Finally, someone takes a look at the big mystery surrounding politicians: why, in the past 100 years, was Michele Bachmann the only bearded presidential candidate?  (slate.com) (54)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Romney offering "preferred status" to Inauguration for donors who cough up $50,000. Still unsure where the party tent will be set up to get a good view of Obama's swearing in, though  (buzzfeed.com) (98)


Sun April 08, 2012
(ESPN) Cool For the second year in a row, the Vancouver Canucks take the Presidents trophy. Now that the rules change the reasons why they won't win the cup will be to the right  (sports.espn.go.com) (85)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Peacetime martial law now OK. Which guy was going to suspend elections for an indefinite presidency again? Hope, Change, etc  (huffingtonpost.com) (111)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Big 1059) Obvious "Joe Biden is TOTALLY unprepared for the Presidency" according to: (a) Romney (b) Gingrich (c) Osama bin Laden  (big1059.com) (163)


Tue March 13, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Spiffy: President Obama is taking British Prime Minister David Cameron to experience an NCAA March Madness game. Sad: Western Kentucky vs. Mississippi Valley State  (cnn.com) (98)


Sat March 10, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing The Texas Rangers will no longer play the video of Nolan Ryan pummeling Robin Ventura on the Jumbotron. In other news, the Rangers have been playing the video of team president Nolan Ryan pummeling Robin Ventura for the past 20 years. LGT video  (youtube.com) (84)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Ron Paul's presidential campaign is the "Snakes on a Plane" of politics  (news.yahoo.com) (42)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Bill Pullman to play the President of the United States. This is not a repeat from 1996  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Thu February 23, 2012
(ESPN) Dumbass Pittsburgh Pirates president facing four counts of DUI. If you were running the Pirates you'd drink too  (espn.go.com) (36)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Patch) Interesting Odd presidential trivia leaves one wondering which makes a president greater: being a licensed bartender, or swimming naked in the Potomac?  (plainfield.patch.com) (9)


Mon February 20, 2012
(USA Today) Unlikely Gallup poll finds that picking the two best Presidents of the past four decades is about the same as picking the two greatest players in the history of the Charlotte Bobcats  (content.usatoday.com) (114)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious In case you'd forgotten, Mitch McConnell would like to remind you that he's a douchebag  (news.yahoo.com) (96)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-aking it in), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is being investigated for insider trading. If only there were some kind of governmental oversight for this kind of thing  (washingtonpost.com) (45)


Thu February 09, 2012
(AmeriCOUNT) Amusing Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) to Newt: You want to hear about the Food Stamp President? He added 18 million people to the program and increased spending in it by $19 Billion. Oh, and by the way, his name was George W. Bush  (americount.org) (146)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Republican candidate Gary Johnson says "FARK YEAH" when referring to the 9th's gay marriage decision. In other news, he is still running for President under the (L) label  (garyjohnson2012.com) (129)
(Washington Post) Unlikely Democratic congressional chairman wants you to know that the millions he sent a state agency was for society's good, not to get his son a $129,000 per year job. And the fact that his son left as soon as he lost the chairmanship? Coincidence  (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Ron Paul tells CNN there is a "Zero chance" that he will drop out of the GOP presidential race. It's still better odds than him actually being elected President  (thehollywoodgossip.com) (147)


Thu February 02, 2012
(LA Times) Fail For sale. One US Presidency. Asking $1 billion. Serious rich buyers only, please  (latimes.com) (153)


Sun January 29, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Republicans love Romney  (tampabay.com) (41)

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